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Ow. Ow!
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Ah, God!
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I'm just taking
your blood pressure, Eric.
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It's too tight. Stop.
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Ms. Cartman,
I'm extremely worried
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about your son's health.
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His blood pressure,
his cholesterol.
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I think it's time
for some drastic measures
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to bring down his weight.
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Oh, God, here we go
with this shit again.
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Doctor, we try to have Eric
eat right and exercise,
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but it just doesn't seem
to work for him.
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Well, there might be
another answer.
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Have you heard of semaglutides?
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Semaglutides?
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They're the active ingredient
in Ozempic,
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a drug originally made
for people with diabetes
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but we've now discovered
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they can help obese people
lose vast amounts of weight.
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Really?
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It's a whole new era
of medicine.
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A miracle, really.
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Young man, how would you like
to not be fat anymore?
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Not be fat anymore?
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Me?
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Not fat anymore?
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Hey, guys!
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How's it going?
Good to see you guys.
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Hey, Wendy,
you want to know something?
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- What?
- You're a dumb bitch.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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You're a dumb bitch
and you got saggy tits.
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Oh, yeah, Cartman?
Well, you're a...
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You're a...
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Sweet!
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Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, guess what?
You're a totally ugly ginger
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and your religion
is fucking bullshit.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're a...
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You're a... uh... Damn it!
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Yeah! Awesome!
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Hey, hello there, Pakistan.
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Your whole country is fucking
dumb and it smells like ass.
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Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you
get your shit together?
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you are normal person!
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You are... very average-looking.
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Fuck yeah, dawg.
This is fucking nice!
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Wow. Could this really happen?
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Doctor, is it really true
I can not be fat?
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It's really true, young man.
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How much
do these new drugs cost?
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Well, they aren't cheap.
It's about $1,200 a month.
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Oh, I don't know
if we can afford that.
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Oh. All right.
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Well, never mind, Eric.
Have a good day.
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Never mind?
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You can't just tell me
there's a new miracle drug
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that'll make me not fat anymore,
then say fucking "never mind"!
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Insurance companies
only cover the medication
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for diabetes,
not for weight loss.
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So if you can't afford them,
you're just kind of out of luck.
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Doctor, please,
I've been fat my whole life.
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I hate how I look.
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Please, there has to be
something you can do.
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All right.
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I'm gonna write you
a prescription for Lizzo.
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- Lizzo?
- She's a really good singer
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who talks about body positivity
and just being happy
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with the way you look.
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I want you to listen to Lizzo
five times a day
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and watch her videos
just before bedtime.
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Oh, and I'm afraid
you'll have to be on Lizzo
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for the rest of your life.
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No! Lizzo, no!
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Oh, my God!
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A new weight-loss
drug, one that's been described
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- as a game changer...
-Patients
with obesity
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lost up to 17.5%
of their body weight...
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The drug works by mimicking
a naturally carried hormone
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that is released from the gut...
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♪ Well, I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time... ♪
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One hot topic
everyone in Hollywood
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still seems to be
talking about is Ozempic.
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♪ Yeah, I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind... ♪
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Obesity is a biological
condition...
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Are these new drugs
a silver bullet for weight loss?
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♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind... ♪
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It will be the most
lucrative drug ever made.
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine. ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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I'm going to school.
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Not looking like that
you aren't.
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Not looking like what?
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We've talked about this,
Shelley.
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You don't go to school
wearing shirts
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that show off
your body like that.
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All the girls at school
dress like this, Dad.
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Mom already said it was okay.
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- What?
- It's really just
the fashion now, Randy.
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I don't care
if it's the fashion,
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I don't want
my innocent little daughter
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going to school
dressed like a cum whore.
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Go put on a different shirt.
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No. I don't have to.
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My body's not a distraction,
it's perfect,
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and you can't tell me
what to do.
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You're gonna get stared at
all day.
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Little boys are perverts.
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Mom already said
I could wear it!
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Mom already said
I could wear it!
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You're stupid.
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The school says girls
can wear shirts like this
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so I can do what I want!
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Okay, cool,
then maybe I'll just wear
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whatever I want to school
to come pick you up later!
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Go ahead!
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Ugh.
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She's gonna be fine, Randy.
She's just growing up.
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Oh, she's gonna be fine?
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Okay. Mark my words.
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If you walk around wearing
a shirt that exposes your belly,
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you end up with a bad group
of people
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doing a bunch of drugs.
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You'll see.
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Randy was really upset,
but I don't know,
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I just don't see
what the big deal is.
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Do you let Wendy
wear crop tops to school?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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I think it's fine
when girls wear them.
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What I can't stand
is all the middle-aged moms
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wearing them now
'cause they're all on Ozempic.
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- Who's on Ozempic?
- Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom.
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A bunch of women use it
to lose that last five pounds
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and show off their stomachs.
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Oh, hey, guys. How's it going?
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Just getting some coffee?
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Hi, Linda.
You're, uh, looking good.
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Oh, yeah, you know,
just working out a lot,
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doing Pilates and stuff.
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Uh-huh, sure.
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Kind of cold out,
isn't it, Linda?
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Oh, no, I'm not cold.
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Not with all the running
I'm doing lately
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- to work on my core.
- Hey, ladies.
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Boy, it sure is chilly out
this morning, huh?
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Yeah, I sure hope
summer comes soon.
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Yeah, uh, we, uh,
we got to get going.
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We'll see you guys around.
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Linda, you look really good.
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Which obesity drugs
are you taking?
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Drugs? I-I'm not
taking any drugs.
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I'm just hiking
and lifting weights.
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Oh, Linda, you don't have
to be shy with us.
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I'm using Ozempic
and Laura's using Mounjaro.
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Come on, what are you on?
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Oh, well, the truth is,
Ozempic gave me the shits
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so I switched to Zepbound.
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Ooh, Zepbound's the same
as Mounjaro,
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but you don't have to have
the diabetes to get it, right?
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Yeah, I think Zepbound
is the one Tweek's mom is doing.
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Who had the half-caff
venti chai latte?
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Oh, that's me.
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Listen, girls,
we're doing the party
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at my house
this afternoon, okay?
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- Okay, sounds good.
- The-the party?
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Yeah, you know, the obesity
drugs are so hard to get,
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all the girls meet up and share
drugs and talk about them.
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- You got to come.
- Okay, I will.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, can you come
talk to Eric for a minute?
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He's really upset.
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Cartman's upset? So what?
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He's been crying all day
and now he's just sitting
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on the merry-go-round
all by himself.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Okay, Cartman,
obviously something's wrong.
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I'm just fat.
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And I'm always gonna be fat.
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Is this a trick?
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I'm just...
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there's these new medications
that can treat obesity,
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but my mom can't afford them.
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I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid.
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Poor little fat kid.
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Okay, Cartman, if your doctor
wants to put you on medication,
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your insurance will pay for it.
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No, they said the insurance
won't pay for it 'cause, um,
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they're kind of new drugs,
and so the only people
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that can get them are people
who can pay 1,200 bucks a month
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and the rest of us get this.
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- What's this?
- It's a prescription for Lizzo.
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Rich people get Ozempic,
poor people get body positivity.
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They can't just give medication
to rich people.
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Well, that's what they're doing.
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Well, did you talk
to the insurance company?
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Did you file a claim?
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Let's go down there
and talk to them.
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See? I knew Kyle could help.
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When it comes to your health,
you got to be tough, dude.
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You got to have
some fucking willpower, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley!
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Over here, Shelley.
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Yeah, right here. It's Dad!
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I'm here to pick you up!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?
What's the problem, Shelley?
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Come on, sweetheart.
Daddy's just here to get you!
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Tweek, come on, let's go, honey.
Get your stuff.
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Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you.
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Huh?
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So, you're, uh, you're doing
the thing, too, huh?
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- Doing-doing what thing?
- Oh, come on,
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we can all be honest
with each other.
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Those of us that can afford it
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have nothing
to be ashamed of, right?
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You're, uh,
you're into the drugs?
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- Well, yeah, I'm into drugs.
- Yeah, me, too.
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- Whoa, really?
- Yeah, I love them.
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Well, I'm more into drugs than
probably anyone in this town.
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Well, then, what are you doing?
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- You got to come join the group.
- There's a group?
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Yeah, a bunch of the girls,
we get together and talk
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about all the different drugs
and where we can get them.
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They're way harder
to get these days.
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At Laura Tucker's house
tomorrow, lunch.
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Come hang with the girls
and we can share drugs.
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Wow, look at this place.
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Well, hello there.
Looking to get some insurance?
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No. My friend's mom already has
insurance with your company.
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Oh, great. You're here
to pay your bill.
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No, no, we're not here
to give you money.
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We're here to file a claim
for my friend's medication.
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Oh, you want money from us.
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Right through that door
over there.
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Hello.
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We want to file a claim
to get my friend's
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weight-loss drugs paid for.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you want to know
his policy number or anything?
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Let me-- let me just speak
with our medical director first.
250
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Sorry, but we don't pay
for medicines for obesity
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because it's not a disease.
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Who was that?
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That was the medical director.
255
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The medical director decides
what claims are valid
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for us to pay for.
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But you didn't say
who the patient was
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and what was wrong with him.
259
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Right.
The medical director's job
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is just to say no.
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Look, my friend's mom has been
paying you people for years,
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and his doctor says his weight
is a medical concern,
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and obesity is a disease.
Oprah Winfrey says so!
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Okay, okay, calm down.
Calm... down.
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I didn't realize
I was dealing with someone
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who had so much determination.
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If you do a little more work,
I think we can get
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your medications paid for.
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W-We can?
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Yeah, you see, the doctors
and the pharmaceutical companies
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and the insurance companies
all kind of work together.
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So all you have to do
is navigate
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the American health care system.
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* We're gonna navigate
the American ♪
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♪ Health care system ♪
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♪ It's there for you and me ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
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♪ We're gonna get better ♪
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♪ And we're gonna be strong ♪
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♪ And as healthy as can be ♪
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I need to send you to Imaging.
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♪ Let's navigate the American ♪
283
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♪ Health care system ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
285
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I just-- I just filled 'em out
at the last place.
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♪ It's so much fun
to be getting it done ♪
287
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I can't sign this for insurance.
288
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His original doctor needs
to sign this.
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♪ We go back to the doctor ♪
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♪ To get that thing
for insurance ♪
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♪ Then go back to insurance... ♪
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We need you to get
a second opinion
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- from a doctor who's in network.
- Ugh.
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♪ We're navigating the American
health care system ♪
295
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♪ Now just watch us go ♪
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♪ We're getting things done,
taking care of our health... ♪
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We need these filled out
and then faxed
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to your insurance company.
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♪ We're filling out forms ♪
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♪ And we're scanning
those forms ♪
301
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♪ And then we're
emailing those forms ♪
302
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♪ To get them back
to insurance. ♪
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We need confirmation
from a different specialist.
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♪ Let's go and navigate
the American ♪
305
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♪ Health care system ♪
306
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♪ It's the best system
of them all... ♪
307
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No, we already talked
to the insurance company.
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They were supposed to
talk to you.
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♪ And we go back to the doctor ♪
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♪ We go back to the specialist ♪
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♪ Who talks to
the insurance company ♪
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♪ That faxes the medical
advisor ♪
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♪ Who's on a boat
in the Maldives ♪
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- No.
- ♪ And were going in one place ♪
315
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♪ And we're coming out
the other place ♪
316
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♪ And we're back over here now ♪
317
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♪ And I was just over there ♪
318
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♪ And I'm getting confused,
and it's getting dark ♪
319
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♪ And my mind is
all different colors ♪
320
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♪ And I think I'm lost. ♪
321
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Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost
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00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,733
in the American
health care system.
323
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Fellas? Fellas?!
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Help!
325
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,209
So my doctor says,
"I don't think you really need
326
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"these drugs, Mrs. Stotch.
327
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,512
They're more for people
with morbid obesity."
328
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,348
I was like, "I have to be
in a bikini on Wednesday.
329
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,450
You can morbid obesity my ass."
330
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,319
I heard most doctors
will still prescribe
331
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the ten milligram
Zepbound shots.
332
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,889
No, they're cracking down
on those, too, because
333
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,858
- people with diabetes need it.
334
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,462
Hey!
335
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,065
Oh, hey, Randy.
336
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,134
Girls, Randy says
he has a hookup
337
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,835
on some really good shit.
338
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,603
- Oh, wow, let me get
some of that.
339
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,840
Welcome to the club, Randy.
Which drugs are you on?
340
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,242
Well, I'm on whatever.
341
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,911
I brought a little appetizer
for everybody.
342
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,113
Everyone. Everyone,
343
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,648
we have a little surprise
for you all.
344
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,551
So, Alexis Testaburger
just decided
345
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,153
to start taking the drugs.
346
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,321
She went to Mexico
and was able to get
347
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,258
a 12-injection sample
through customs.
348
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,892
Party time, guys.
349
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,727
- No way.
- How can you get it?
- How much can you get?
350
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,496
- Oh, my God.
- How much is it?
- I need it now.
351
00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:01,434
- Oh, I want some.
- I need it now.
- I'm all out.
352
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,204
Here you go, Randy.
353
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,406
Oh, thanks, yeah.
354
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,942
That's, uh, yeah, awesome.
355
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,912
Is something wrong, Randy?
356
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,482
No. No, I'm not a-scared.
357
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,916
Well, go ahead, Randy.
358
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:21,788
ALL
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
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00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,926
Bravo!
360
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,231
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy...
361
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,501
♪ Cry, little sister ♪
362
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,470
♪ Thou shall not fall ♪
363
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,108
- ♪ Come, come to your brother ♪
364
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,411
♪ Thou shall not die ♪
365
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,514
♪ Unchain me, sister ♪
366
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
♪ Thou shall not fear ♪
367
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,653
♪ Love is with your brother ♪
368
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:59,659
♪ Thou shall not kill ♪
369
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,994
Randy...
370
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,465
Randy...
371
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,148
Oh, you're finally up.
372
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,982
You got home late last night.
373
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,584
Oh, uh, yeah.
374
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,055
I was just out
doing some hiking.
375
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,123
You were hiking at night?
376
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,892
Yeah, I was hiking really a lot.
377
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,927
Well, here, I made you
some bacon and eggs.
378
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,897
Uh, no, thanks.
I'm really not that hungry.
379
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,872
Towelie. Towelie.
You're not gonna believe this.
380
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,342
Dude, have you ever done
GLP-1 peptides?
381
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,178
GLP pep what now?
382
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,613
There's these new,
crazy drugs people are doing.
383
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,316
It's like cocaine and molly
mixed together.
384
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,251
They make women go crazy.
385
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,419
No, really?
386
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,954
Yeah. Last night I was partying
387
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,390
with nine hot MILFs,
388
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,525
and this morning I woke up,
and guess what.
389
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,294
I don't feel like total shit.
390
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961
It's like a miracle drug.
391
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,864
You partied all night and
felt fine the next morning?
392
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,233
Totally fine.
393
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,867
There's, like,
nothing wrong with me.
394
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,737
Wow. You want half
a breakfast burrito?
395
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,706
No, I'm good.
I seriously thought
396
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,108
maybe I couldn't do
hard drugs anymore
397
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,310
'cause of all the downsides
the next day,
398
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,944
but this, like,
changes everything.
399
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,514
There's another rager at Mable
Thompson's house tomorrow.
400
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,849
I can't fuckin' wait.
401
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,091
Stan, Kenny, we need your help.
402
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,626
Hey, where have you guys been?
403
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,295
We've been out navigating
the American health care system.
404
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,830
I almost died.
405
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,032
It's so fucked up,
you guys don't even understand.
406
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,300
What's fucked up?
407
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,635
They just purposely
make it difficult
408
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,902
for people to pay for
what they need.
409
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,671
The insurance companies,
the hospitals
410
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,340
and the drug companies,
they're making obesity drugs
411
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,543
more expensive in America than
anywhere else in the world.
412
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,077
There are celebrities
and rich people
413
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,812
using these new drugs
to lose a few extra pounds,
414
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,481
and meanwhile,
Cartman's fat as fuck
415
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,516
- and can't get any help.
- Dude, what do you want us
416
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,951
- to do about it?
- Yeah.
417
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,953
I was watching a bunch
of videos online.
418
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,722
They show how you can order raw
semaglutide from a factory
419
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,558
in India and mix
your own injections
420
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,092
for next to nothing.
421
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,162
You mean, like, we're gonna get
powder from India,
422
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,398
and make it into obesity shots
for Cartman ourselves?
423
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,433
Who needs hospitals
and insurance
424
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,436
when we have TikTok and YouTube?
425
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,648
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna do ♪
426
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,417
♪ It's my life ♪
427
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,085
♪ Wherever I wanna go ♪
428
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:46,125
♪ It's my life,
whom I wanna love, uh-oh ♪
429
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,330
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna talk ♪
430
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,000
♪ It's my life,
wherever I wanna walk ♪
431
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,768
♪ It's my life ♪
432
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,640
♪ Whom I wanna leave,
uh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
433
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,044
The semiglutides are here!
434
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,348
♪ People think that
I'm somewhat mental ♪
435
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,752
♪ They don't know I am
very sentimental ♪
436
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,254
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
437
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,788
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
438
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,859
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na ♪
439
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,044
Is something wrong
with the food, Randy?
440
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,113
No, no, it was great.
441
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,882
You're done?
442
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,451
You want to just
skip to dessert?
443
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,485
I made your favorite pie.
444
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,687
Ooh, pie?
445
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,089
Yeah, maybe later.
446
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,395
Kids, can you leave the table
so I can have a talk
447
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,829
with your father?
448
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,733
What? What'd I do?
Don't leave.
449
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,837
Randy, I think I know
what's going on.
450
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,273
You do?
451
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,442
Yeah. You keep saying
you're going to the gym
452
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,045
and doing Pilates, but then
you aren't eating anything.
453
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,182
Are you doing those new drugs
everyone's doing?
454
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,619
What? Oh, my God.
455
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,220
What? Sharon.
456
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,056
I am not doing drugs.
457
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,725
Just be honest, Randy.
458
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,861
Sharon, I smoke weed
and drink beer. That's it.
459
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,599
I can't believe you would
even think I would--
460
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,535
- Sharon!
- Then how are you not eating?
461
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,903
What--? I ate.
462
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,905
Just 'cause I don't eat
as much as you.
463
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,073
Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates,
working out and stuff.
464
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,310
Sorry, I don't eat
as much as you do.
465
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,346
I'm just trying to be better.
Not on drugs.
466
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,548
Why would you even suggest
that I'm doing drugs?
467
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,116
Are you drunk?
468
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,412
Randy.
469
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,381
Thank God.
We have a big problem.
470
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,215
There's no more drugs!
471
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,951
No more drugs?
472
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,986
- Do you have any?
- Well, no.
473
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,556
- I thought you guys
always had plenty--
- Shit.
474
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,190
Randy doesn't have any either.
475
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,660
- Oh, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- Goddamn it.
476
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,395
We've been totally cut off.
477
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,829
W-W-What, what happened?
478
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,798
There's been
a nationwide crackdown
479
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,066
because doctors are saying
480
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,134
some people are abusing
the drugs.
481
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,637
Well, what else are you
supposed to do with drugs?
482
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,573
What are we gonna do?
483
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,207
I know what we should do.
484
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,943
Let's go knock off a pharmacy.
They have plenty of drugs.
485
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,345
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
486
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946
I know for a fact
487
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,815
the pharmacy on Tanner Street
has a whole new supply.
488
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,584
So we'll break in and take 'em.
489
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,787
- We can do it.
- Yes.
- Uh, I think, ladies,
490
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,555
we can get in a lot of trouble
for doing that.
491
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,023
That's right.
492
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,793
So we have to make sure
nobody knows it's us.
493
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,534
Nobody move.
This is a holdup.
494
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,536
Stay calm and nobody gets hurt.
495
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,970
Keep your hands up.
496
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,906
This will all be over soon.
497
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,175
Go make sure
the back doors are locked.
498
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,645
Ah... Okay. God.
499
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,880
Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker,
Mrs. Neely,
500
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,248
how many times
do I have to tell you
501
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,950
these drugs aren't meant
for people like you.
502
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,052
How do you even know who we are?
503
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,187
Because you ladies can't help
but expose your stomachs
504
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,990
everywhere you go, no matter
how inappropriate it is. Ah!
505
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,293
Come on, get the drugs
and let's get out of here.
506
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,829
That's all of it.
507
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,564
- All right, come on. Let's go.
- All right. Come on.
508
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,132
- Let's go!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go. Let's go.
509
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,800
Hey, there's
some OxyContin and Vicodin,
510
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,301
should I grab that, too?
511
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,239
No?
512
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,083
All right, that should be good.
Kill the switch.
513
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,019
- Okay, Kenny, bring over
the injector.
514
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,325
It's done?
515
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,462
It's done.
516
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:16,996
You know, Cartman,
this could be dangerous.
517
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,531
If you don't want to--
518
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,333
To hell with danger.
This can change my life, Kyle.
519
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,136
Let's do it.
520
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,438
Kenny.
521
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,710
Well...
522
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,846
Here it goes, guys.
523
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,789
Cartman?
524
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,657
Do you feel anything?
525
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,793
I think so.
526
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,561
- Get me some Cocoa Puffs.
- What?
527
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,196
I need to make a cereal bomb.
528
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,065
Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch
and a bucket of KFC. Hurry.
529
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,613
- So, what's going on?
- We don't know.
530
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,548
Cartman's been in the bathroom
with the bucket of cereal
531
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,816
for almost 30 minutes.
532
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,851
Dude, Cartman,
what are you doing?
533
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,160
Look at this.
534
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,895
Look at what?
535
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,297
There's two chicken thighs
in there.
536
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,899
So?
537
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,169
So? Do you know the last time
I couldn't finish a cereal bomb?
538
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,071
I think these drugs
totally work!
539
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,205
They do?
540
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,406
My favorite thing
in the world is
541
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:35,742
eating a cereal bomb
and taking a shit
542
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,409
at the same time
to make more room.
543
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,078
But I got to the last two thighs
at the bottom and I was like,
544
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,313
"Wait a minute,
I think I'm full."
545
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,316
I've never known that feeling
before in my life, you guys.
546
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,518
But I'm full.
547
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,719
You really can feel
a difference?
548
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,387
I totally feel a difference.
549
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,089
I always drink the chocolatey
chicken milk left at the bottom,
550
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,490
but it's still sitting there.
551
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,992
Wow!
552
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,795
Dude, I think we did it, Kyle.
What do we do now?
553
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,997
Now?
554
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,099
Now, we're gonna make
a whole lot more.
555
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,001
We're not gonna just
help Cartman,
556
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,903
we're gonna help
everyone in America
557
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,172
who can't afford obesity drugs.
558
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,916
All of us in the sugar business
have a big problem.
559
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,417
We designed our cereals
560
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,320
so that people would always
crave more and more.
561
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,823
But now obesity drugs
are making people
562
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,525
less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
563
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,994
Ain't that right, Sonny?
564
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,463
We're talking a 60% hit
to the business.
565
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:34,934
These obesity drugs are
an attack on all of us.
566
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,103
Even you, Cap'n Crunch.
567
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,306
The drugs are moving in
on our turf.
568
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,508
And we'll all be
in trouble soon.
569
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,711
Trix Rabbit...
570
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,679
Tony le Tigre
571
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,280
and Sugar Bear.
572
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,216
We're only losing
all the rich people.
573
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,018
We'll be fine as long
as lower-income people
574
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,620
keep taking Lizzo.
575
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,054
- Lizzo, yeah.
- Lizzo, that's right.
- Yep, yep.
576
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,388
- Lizzo.
-We can't just keep
577
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,825
pushing body positivity
on people
578
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,793
because there's a new threat--
579
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,895
compounding pharmacies.
580
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,932
Hey, what up, guys?
It's your new friends
581
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,433
at South Park
Compounding Pharmacy.
582
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,636
We are now taking orders
for our affordable
583
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,605
obesity drugs
available to everyone.
584
00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:14,607
We're not here
to just make money,
585
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,375
we're here to make things fair.
586
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,611
- And to make some money.
- Our semaglutides are safe
587
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,747
and even cheaper
than a Little Debbie snack cake.
588
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,082
Motherfucker.
589
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,316
So just "Like and Subscribe"
590
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,885
if you want to get on the list
591
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:26,986
and we will get everyone
who wants it
592
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,221
their semaglutides.
593
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,791
These people think
they can just come in
594
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,293
and mess with everything
we've built?
595
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,030
I say we kill every last
fucking one of 'em.
596
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,959
Oh, my God!
597
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,998
Mom, Mom! Look at me.
598
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,233
Eric! Oh, my goodness.
599
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,036
It worked, Mom. I'm normal.
600
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,811
- Kyle, Kenny!
- Whoa. Cartman?
601
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,445
It worked, you guys.
Check me out.
602
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,047
It's amazing, dude.
603
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,816
- Yeah, and guess what, Kyle?
- What?
604
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,618
You're a big dumb Jew
and your breath stinks like ass.
605
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:33,953
- What?
- Yeah.
606
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,454
And, Kenny, you have greasy hair
607
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,289
'cause your family's too poor
to afford shampoo.
608
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,726
- Dude, fuck you.
- What are you gonna say back?
609
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,861
Nothing.
Oh, my God, it worked!
610
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,395
Hey, you guys.
611
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,663
Wow, Cartman?
612
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,866
Yeah. You all have zits
on your tits.
613
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,968
You have big zits but tiny tits.
614
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,669
Oh. Oh, yeah?
615
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,105
What you got?
You got nothing!
616
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,074
You want to know what else,
Pakistan?
617
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,043
You all have stupid haircuts.
618
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,711
-Yeah.
619
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,079
You're haircuts are dumb
620
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,248
and that's why your women
cover their heads.
621
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:06,185
Yeah! Yes...
622
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,322
The-the fuck is this?
623
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,328
Hmm.
624
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,563
Oh?
625
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,265
Oh...?
626
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,602
Yeah, well, it's official.
627
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,038
It's been one week
and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds.
628
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,706
1.3 pounds?
Is that good?
629
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,975
I'd say it's good.
630
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:30,509
This is so great, you guys.
631
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,745
Last night, I had a dream
about all the amazing things
632
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,046
I'm gonna do when I'm skinny.
633
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,314
Thank you, guys, so much.
634
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,083
We just got
another order, fellas.
635
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,885
50 more cases heading out.
636
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,286
50 more? That's great.
637
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,854
How's it going
on the injectors, Kenny?
638
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,890
It's going good,
just trying to keep up.
639
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,524
Well, it's been a week, Cartman.
640
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,159
So, are you ready
for your second dose?
641
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,428
I'm so ready, Kyle.
It's really working.
642
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,097
This morning, for breakfast,
I couldn't even finish
643
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,799
half a cereal bomb
on the toilet.
644
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,266
Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go
645
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,968
for no cereal bombs
on the toilet.
646
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,503
All right, here's
your next dose, Cartman.
647
00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,139
- You know the drill.
- I sure do.
648
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:03,910
- Hands up!
- This is a holdup.
649
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,912
Nobody move
and nobody gets hurt.
650
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,614
- Hand over the obesity drugs.
- What?
651
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,783
I got 'em, I got 'em!
652
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,485
Get it all.
There's more over here.
653
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,556
- No, this is mine.
- Give it to me, fatso.
654
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,858
Fuck you, I need that.
655
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,160
Give me the peptide,
you little fat fuck!
656
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,563
- We got it.
- Let's go.
- Let's get out of here.
657
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:26,532
- Okay, go!
- Drive, drive, drive!
658
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,106
Come on, give me some
of that shit!
659
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,084
I'm telling you, Sheila, these
new drugs are pretty amazing.
660
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,486
I was feeling
so ashamed of myself.
661
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,922
Watching Randy go out
and exercise all the time
662
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,490
and not eating as much.
663
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,260
But I just don't have the same
kind of willpower he has.
664
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,128
Which of the drugs
are you on, Sharon?
665
00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,596
Ozempic? Mounjaro?
666
00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:59,798
Oh, no, I talked to my doctor.
667
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,135
He said insurance would only pay
for those if I had diabetes.
668
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,536
But if you can't afford them,
669
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,338
then how are you
managing your weight?
670
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,007
Don't you know, Sheila?
671
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,942
Now there's
a whole new obesity drug
672
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,678
for those of us who can't
afford Ozempic and Mounjaro.
673
00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:15,014
I've controlled all my cravings
to be thinner...
674
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,482
with Lizzo!
675
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,251
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo ♪
676
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,920
FDA-approved Lizzo
677
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,089
makes you feel good
about your weight.
678
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,490
And it costs
90% less than Ozempic.
679
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,759
I've lowered my standards
and my expectations.
680
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,361
♪ It's Lizzo ♪
681
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,762
In case studies,
70% of patients on Lizzo
682
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,999
no longer cared
how much they weighed.
683
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,500
I don't give two shits.
684
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,335
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo. ♪
685
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,837
Lizzo helps you
eat everything you want
686
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,406
and keep physical activity
to a minimum.
687
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,473
Some patients report
constipation
688
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,708
while listening to Lizzo.
689
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,243
Stop listening to Lizzo
690
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,612
if you experience
suicidal thoughts.
691
00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:48,414
Serious side effects
may include pancreatitis,
692
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:51,550
hypothermia and literally
shitting out your ears.
693
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,853
Are you living
with concerns of obesity?
694
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,757
Ask about the power of
not giving a fuck, with Lizzo.
695
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,767
Oh, hey, Randy.
How was the party?
696
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,202
It was, uh...
697
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,338
It was not great.
698
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,140
Oh, you didn't rage?
699
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,008
Oh, we raged.
700
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,146
I think there's something
wrong with these drugs.
701
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,015
I was there raging again
with a bunch of hot women
702
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,717
and then suddenly, I was like,
703
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:28,720
I don't know if I feel
like doing this anymore.
704
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,057
Like, I felt satisfied.
705
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,060
With any drugs, I always want
to do more and more and more.
706
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,361
But suddenly with these drugs,
707
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:38,397
I feel like I actually
want things less.
708
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:39,999
Does that make any sense?
709
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,233
Not at all.
710
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,002
It's like, you know,
with good drugs,
711
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,803
they make you just
want and lust,
712
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,506
but those drugs
also make your dick not work.
713
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:51,043
But with these drugs,
you don't really crave anything
714
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,012
and your dick totally works.
715
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,114
Look, man, you're talking crazy.
716
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,915
I think maybe
you've just fallen in
717
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,185
with a bad group of people.
718
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,388
Yeah. In a bad group of people,
719
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,456
doing a bunch of drugs.
720
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:09,228
Randy, you've got to get away
from those MILFs.
721
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,801
South Park Compounding Pharmacy.
722
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,336
Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll
have your obesity drugs
723
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,537
to you really soon.
724
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,073
We had a bit of a... robbery.
725
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,275
Well, we're not
really sure when.
726
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,344
Yes, ma'am, we understand
how serious it is.
727
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,712
No, no, don't take the Lizzo.
728
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,614
We'll-we'll have
a new supply shortly, okay?
729
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:31,250
- Fellas! You gotta come quick!
- What's wrong?
730
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,119
It's Eric.
He says he's giving up.
731
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,386
H-He bought a bunch of junk food
732
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:35,621
and he's gonna
mix it all together!
733
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,356
Cartman's making
another cereal bomb?
734
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,591
It's a cereal bomb, but topped
with Twinkies and gravy.
735
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,593
He said it's called
an Oppenheimer.
736
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,136
Cartman, what are you doing?
737
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,537
The drugs are wearing off, Kyle.
738
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,272
I didn't get my second dose.
739
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:54,540
I just want to make
an Oppenheimer
740
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,208
and forget the whole thing.
741
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,945
That's it?
You're just gonna give up?
742
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,480
I don't want to hope anymore.
743
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,049
Well, you got to hope, Cartman.
You hope
744
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,617
and you work instead
of turning to shit like that!
745
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,820
It's all just making it worse,
Kyle. Don't you get it?
746
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,289
Knowing there's a cure.
747
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,459
Knowing I can have willpower
injected into my body.
748
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,993
It's all just made me
dream about
749
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,762
what my future can be like.
750
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,330
But I realize now
that those dreams
751
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,998
are never gonna come true.
752
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,402
Cartman, your dreams
are going to come true.
753
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,604
- No, they won't.
- Yes, they will.
754
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,206
You'll do everything
you dreamed about,
755
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,308
you just have to fight
for those dreams.
756
00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,811
I don't have the willpower
that you do.
757
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,114
Just come back
to the pharmacy with us.
758
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,348
We're not gonna quit.
759
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,716
But all our shit got stolen.
760
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,318
My obesity drugs
are with some women
761
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,386
who don't even need them.
762
00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,820
So, are we gonna let them win?
763
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,589
People can be as unfair
as they want.
764
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,524
But as long as
there's a factory in India,
765
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,727
I will never stop making
obesity drugs for the needy.
766
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,344
This is the place.
767
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,466
Little Debbie!
768
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:36,808
You think you can sell
your drugs on our fuckin' turf?
769
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,645
Only one drug
is king in America.
770
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,747
And that drug is sugar.
771
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,056
One of the largest
manufacturers of semaglutide
772
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:54,326
was attacked today
by body positivity activists.
773
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,562
Our own Bill Norman has more.
774
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,365
Tom, the advocates
for body positivity
775
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,867
broke into this
obesity medicine facility
776
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,303
and opened fire
on everyone inside.
777
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,473
The terrorists claimed
that obesity is not a disease
778
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,208
and that every body is beautiful
779
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,543
as they then burned
the factory to the ground.
780
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,580
The identity of the attackers
is still unknown,
781
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,348
but one member
of the militant group
782
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,417
sent this anonymous message.
783
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,486
Now instead of obesity drugs,
784
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,354
people will have to rely on
good things,
785
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,257
like self-esteem
and body positivity.
786
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,725
They're grrreat!
787
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,261
Does this mean I'm not
gonna get my next dose?
788
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:30,596
I'm just gonna stay fat?
789
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:31,963
What the hell
is wrong with people?
790
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,132
Am I just gonna
stay fucking fat, Kyle?
791
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,634
- No, we're gonna do
something else.
- But the body positivity people
792
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,436
are just gonna
destroy all the drugs
793
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,070
- and I'm gonna be fat.
- You are not gonna be
fat, Cartman.
794
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,772
- I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am.
- Listen to me.
795
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,174
- I'm gonna be fat forever!
- You're not gonna be fat!
796
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,675
You can't do anything.
They have all the power.
797
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:44,743
We'll get the drugs
somewhere else.
798
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,044
They want to keep me this way.
799
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,346
We just have to keep
working harder.
800
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:48,614
I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle!
801
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:48,914
We're gonna fuckin'
figure it out!
802
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,751
Ugh. Ooh.
803
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,085
Cartman?
804
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,555
I just got to get
my next dose soon, you guys.
805
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,890
Something's going on down there.
806
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,570
It's okay,
you're just experiencing
807
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,406
some side effects
from your medication.
808
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:20,479
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
809
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:21,747
It's all right, Mrs. Marsh.
810
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:22,981
We've been seeing
a lot of this lately
811
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,650
with people taking Lizzo.
812
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,554
Now, are you mostly defecating
out your anus or out your ears?
813
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,422
M-My ears.
814
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,491
Yup, all right,
let's take a look.
815
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,494
Uh-huh. Yep.
816
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:36,795
Okay.
817
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,330
Well, that confirms it,
Mrs. Marsh.
818
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,532
I'm afraid with all
the Lizzo you've been takin',
819
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,834
you've given yourself
"diabeartes."
820
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,071
- What? I have diabetes?
- Diab-ear-tes.
821
00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:49,608
It's a mild form of diabetes
that occurs mostly in the ears.
822
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,243
It's something
you'll have to manage
823
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,511
for the rest of your life.
824
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,079
But that's really good news.
825
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,181
H-How the hell
is that good news?
826
00:36:56,282 --> 00:37:00,085
Because! Now I can write you
a prescription for Ozempic!
827
00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:01,987
With your condition,
you're finally eligible
828
00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,822
for semaglutides.
829
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,892
I-I can get on Ozempic now?
830
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,294
Yes, ma'am.
831
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,961
Congratulations on
your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh.
832
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,998
We'll see you back here
looking skinny in a few weeks.
833
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,338
All right, next.
Come on in, Mrs. Munoz.
834
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,508
Experiencing some side effects
with your Lizzo?
835
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:23,842
- Yes.
836
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,348
Come on, dude.
You don't want to do this.
837
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,949
Yes, I do.
838
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,319
Eric, there's so much
to live for.
839
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,620
What's he doing?
840
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,887
Cartman's in there
with a cereal bomb
841
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:36,788
that he says is ten times
more destructive
842
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,056
than an Oppenheimer.
843
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,358
He says it's called
a Stormy Daniels.
844
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,592
Cartman!
845
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,528
Cartman, stop!
I have a solution!
846
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,597
Forget it. I'm going down
with a Stormy Daniels.
847
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,265
No, Cartman, stop eating!
848
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,767
I found more semaglutide.
849
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,403
It's gonna be here
within the hour.
850
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,279
Go easy, Cartman.
851
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,549
What do you mean it's
gonna be here within the hour?
852
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,651
I found another supplier
in North Carolina.
853
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,819
They make raw semaglutides
for all the other drugs.
854
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,188
They let me order a whole truck
of raw powder wholesale.
855
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,291
The app says the truck
is already almost here. See?
856
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,527
As soon as it gets here,
we can make you another dose,
857
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,563
and you'll have
your willpower back.
858
00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,131
You just gotta hang on
a little bit longer.
859
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,503
Fine. I won't eat it just yet.
860
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:25,771
Kenny, put this
in the refrigerator
861
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,205
so the skin doesn't get soggy.
862
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,740
Ew, gross.
863
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,042
Okay, let's be totally ready
when the truck gets here.
864
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,378
Stan, get the biostatic
water ready.
865
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:33,979
Butters, prepare
another syringe.
866
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,415
The delivery is gonna be here
in the next 40 minutes.
867
00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:40,151
♪ Now I can't help myself
at all ♪
868
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:45,724
♪ And I get whiskey bent
and hell bound ♪
869
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:51,730
♪ Play me some songs
about a ramblin' man. ♪
870
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,968
Got some construction going on.
871
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,906
Seems kind of inappropriate
872
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,909
to wear a midriff shirt
while working, don't it?
873
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,310
Take your foot off the pedal!
874
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:06,778
How much semaglutide
you got in the back?!
875
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,548
- Hey!
- Get him, girls!
876
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,949
No!
877
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,084
- Stop.
878
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,720
Stop!
879
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,121
Fuck this!
880
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,558
What the hell are you doing?
881
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,959
You're bad people!
882
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,061
I'm getting the fuck
away from you!
883
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,295
Hey!
884
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,800
He's taking the drugs!
885
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,268
Get that motherfucker!
886
00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:37,876
Shit!
887
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,692
Oh, goddamn it.
888
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,326
- What's wrong?
- The truck was almost here
889
00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:57,095
but now it's going
the wrong way again.
890
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,665
What the fuck is this guy doing?
891
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,480
Oh, for fuck's sake.
892
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,981
Now it's doing that thing
893
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,583
where it just keeps
spinning around in circles.
894
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:18,984
Oh, I hate that.
895
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,720
Come on, we got to go
track this asshole down.
896
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:26,958
Whoa!
897
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,359
Oh!
898
00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:35,133
What the fuck?
899
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,669
The truck went west by Target.
900
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,738
And then went east again.
901
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,873
I think it's over this way now.
902
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,475
I don't get it.
903
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,443
It says the truck is right here.
904
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,078
Uh, there it is.
905
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,181
Oh, shit!
906
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,755
Dad, what are you doing?
907
00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,790
Uh, oh, uh...
908
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,426
I'm in deep, Stan.
909
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,728
Daddy's a drug addict.
910
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,630
I should have never worn
911
00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,331
this midriff shirt to school.
912
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:09,334
Certain things just aren't
appropriate to wear.
913
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,436
Oh-oh, look, fellas!
914
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,972
Give us the drugs!
915
00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,507
Aw, not them again.
916
00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,242
Get in the truck!
917
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,912
Whoa, whoa, wait!
918
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,250
Fellas, help!
919
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,488
You guys, look.
920
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:31,657
Is that the cops?
921
00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:33,391
What is that?
922
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,996
Destroy that shipment!
923
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,731
Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird.
924
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,603
And-and Cap'n Crunch.
925
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,371
I think that's Cap'n Crunch.
926
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,175
You ain't taking this shit
to your compounding pharmacy!
927
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,044
What's a compounding pharmacy?
928
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:56,247
- Aah!
- Whoa!
929
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,454
Those are our drugs, fuckos!
930
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,914
- Aah!
- Tony the Tiger killed Kenny!
931
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:40,792
Stan, take Daddy's gun
and shoot those MILFs!
932
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,828
No, Dad,
I'm not shooting anyone's mom.
933
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,163
I'll fucking shoot them.
934
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:56,174
♪ Dat-doobie-doobie-dat,
Golden Crisp. ♪
935
00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,377
Butters, what are you doing?
936
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:00,912
Oh, hey, Mom.
937
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:04,549
Butters, you give Mommy
those obesity drugs right now!
938
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:07,052
But I thought you didn't use
obesity drugs, Mom.
939
00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:09,287
I thought you were
doing Pilates and stuff.
940
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,168
Ooh!
941
00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,877
Fuck you!
942
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,445
Koo-koo!
943
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,514
Koo-koo! Koo-koo!
944
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,163
-The fuck are you doing?
- I can reach it.
945
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,898
Cartman, get your fat ass
back in the truck.
946
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,399
No, I can get them.
947
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,268
I can get the obesity drugs.
I can have my hunger
948
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:32,203
suppressed for another week.
949
00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:45,984
No!
950
00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,552
Dad, look out!
951
00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:49,587
Whoa!
952
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,774
Get the drugs in the garage!
953
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,341
We'll make Cartman's shot first.
954
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,078
Kyle, what the hell is going on?
955
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,514
We've got a full order
956
00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:18,283
of semaglutides
to be given to the needy.
957
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,751
They're all trying to take it,
but everything in here
958
00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,419
belongs to us.
959
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,599
Hello.
960
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,903
Where's our drugs?
961
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,506
Yeah, the, uh,
pharmaceutical company
962
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,641
you ordered from
was insured with us.
963
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,344
What do you mean?
We-we don't get them?
964
00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:47,846
You'll-you'll be able
to get them.
965
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,948
See, we just work in tandem
with the suppliers,
966
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:52,283
so all you'll have to do
is navigate...
967
00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,619
...the American
health care system.
968
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,571
Oh, my God, stop!
969
00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:17,108
Sharon, you don't want
to mess with that stuff.
970
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,145
Randy, why are you wearing
one of Shelley's shirts?
971
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,014
It's time for me
to tell you the truth.
972
00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,517
I told you that
I've been going out on hikes
973
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,719
and doing Pilates.
974
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,755
But it's not true.
975
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,858
I've just been...
976
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,360
doing that shit.
977
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,694
You have?
978
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,164
Why didn't you just admit it
when I asked you?
979
00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:41,532
Well, 'cause I thought
you'd be pissed.
980
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,735
I had no idea you'd...
want to do 'em, too.
981
00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:46,637
But how have you been
getting them?
982
00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,773
They're so hard to get.
983
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,776
A, uh, a group of women
984
00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:53,945
were sharing theirs with me.
985
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,114
I'd go to their houses
and, uh...
986
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,116
do it with them.
987
00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,817
Oh, and what do you think?
988
00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:02,453
Are you seeing any improvements?
989
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,022
Wha--? Wait.
990
00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:05,991
You're-you're not pissed?
991
00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:08,026
No, I'm not pissed, Randy.
992
00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,727
Everyone wants to do this stuff.
993
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,997
How can you say no to it?
994
00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:14,565
You are so much cooler
995
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,135
than any other woman out there,
you know that?
996
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:20,405
And I do not want you
to change one bit.
997
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,142
You don't? Really?
998
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:25,743
The truth is, Sharon,
999
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,712
I think these are bad drugs.
1000
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,081
They just made me
crave everything less
1001
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,450
and yet my dick still worked.
1002
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,720
Hey, let's say just you and me
1003
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,924
go to the Holiday Inn tonight
and do some molly.
1004
00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,559
What? Like we did
back in college?
1005
00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,194
Yeah, sweetheart.
1006
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:45,663
Let's go do some good drugs.
1007
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:53,804
Hey, oh, hey, Sharon,
look, my dick doesn't work!
1008
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,374
-Oh, wow.
- Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great!
1009
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:07,752
Well, I guess that's it
for our compounding pharmacy.
1010
00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:11,222
Yeah, I'm just kind of glad
it's all over with.
1011
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,491
I was wrong.
1012
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:16,861
I used to think fat people
just needed more willpower.
1013
00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:20,465
But now I see what it's like
to have willpower not be enough.
1014
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,968
We got sugar companies,
pharmaceutical companies
1015
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,236
and insurance companies
all just trying to figure out
1016
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,505
how to make money
off of our fucking health.
1017
00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:30,075
How can anyone have willpower
when all these forces
1018
00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:31,909
are manipulating us every day?
1019
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,344
It's impossible.
1020
00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,146
And I've learned
one very important thing.
1021
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,649
It isn't fair to put the blame
on anyone for their weight.
1022
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:39,750
Yeah.
1023
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,918
Yeah.
1024
00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,153
What do you say, guys?
1025
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,521
Let's all agree as a school--
1026
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,890
no, as a society--
that we won't make fun
1027
00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,993
of obesity anymore.
1028
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,596
Wait, what did you say?
1029
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,498
I said we're not going
to be critical
1030
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,466
of anyone for their weight
ever again.
1031
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,368
- Are you serious?
1032
00:48:57,468 --> 00:48:58,936
But, you guys,
1033
00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,906
that's all I've been wishing for
this whole time.
1034
00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:03,374
It all worked out, you guys.
1035
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,310
- Kyle, guess what?
- What?
1036
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,212
You're a fucking dipshit ginger.
1037
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,248
You've got fucking freckles and
your religion is a goddamn lie.
1038
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,050
Shut up, Cartman.
1039
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:13,851
You... you...
1040
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,653
Oh, my God, yes!
1041
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,887
Fucking yes!
1042
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,923
Wendy, you've got
little tiny saggy tits
1043
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,358
and your breath stinks.
1044
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,892
- What?
- That's it!
1045
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,495
That's it, you can't
say anything, and you...
1046
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,232
♪ Come on
and take a free ride... ♪
1047
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,167
Hey, Mr. Rollins,
you dress like a bitch.
1048
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,336
Hello, ma'am,
you've got a big nose.
1049
00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:33,471
Hey, do I know you? Fuck you.
1050
00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:35,206
Nice hair, cheesedick.
1051
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,774
Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair.
1052
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,177
Hey, ugly,
I'm checking in, please.
1053
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,181
You're flying to Pakistan
all by yourself, young man?
1054
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,515
That's right.
1055
00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:47,452
I've got a lot
of catching up to do.
1056
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,090
Yes!
1057
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,624
♪ Free ride ♪
1058
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,561
♪ Come on and sit here
by my side ♪
1059
00:49:56,661 --> 00:50:01,099
♪ Come on and take
a free ride. ♪
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