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I invented this.

Go![grunting]

I think I accidentally invented a time machine.

My boys here are in the wrong.

That's Doc Duvalier.

[Doc] I need to purchase Chief Running Water's ranch.

We need gold, then we can get back home.

I'm Luna.And I'm Texas Jane.

[Luna] If you two win the rodeo,

I can keep our ranch away from Doc.

[cheering]

♪♪

Yes!

Wow, you look great.

Give me that!

[Dave] And you were so worried

we'd mess up the future.

♪♪

[donkey brays]

[country music playing]

Wow, this DJ is really blowing it.

Yeah.

[cheering]

Yeah! Landslide victory, just like last year

and the year before that and the year before that, you know?

And I'll tell you something--

these skewered corn-covered meat tubes are to die for.

Did you hear what he just said?

Yeah.

That guy just won Homecoming King.

No... not that.

He said skewered corn-covered meat tubes.

Yeah, well...

I'm not letting that guy get away with my crown.

Thank you for holding onto... my crown.

Do you know who you're messing with, bro?

No, but don't tell me.

You look like a... Herbert.

Wait, no, is it Suzy?

That's Reggie Duvalier, fool.

And this... this is security.

Oh, no, this is my crown because I've been... okay...

Oh, okay.

Oh, ow!

Lisa, your foot! I'm so sorry.

That's okay.

Nothing a little hopping can't fix.

I'm sorry I'm so late, should we--

Do you sit behind me in history class?

It's, uh, Chad, right?

What's a Chad?

You.

Oh, wait, is your name not Chad?

It's Chip, Chip Caldwell.

Chip Caldwell, right, got it.

It's locked in here forever now.

Uh, is this a friend of yours?

Well, it was nice, uh, running into you.

Literally, right? [chuckling]

Well, I'll see you around.

Ow...

Chip!

You're home early.

Who's your friend?

You mean, Dave?

Yeah.

I'm not his friend, I'm his step-bro.

Hey.You know what I mean.

Okay, very funny.

I need to finish packing up.

We going on a trip?

Only trip we're taking is to the poorhouse.

Oh, that trip.

Nice to meet you, Dave.

[door closes]

What have we done?!

Don't worry, we'll figure it out.

Duvalier Technology ran the company our parents worked for

out of business.

Our parents never met, thus never married.

Everything's owned by the Duvaliers?

I'm not Homecoming King? We're not step-bros?

And we're about to be homeless?

How could us saving the day back in the day

lead to all of this?

Chief sold the ranch to Doc on May 28, 1885.

Doc then sold the ranch to the railroad for a small fortune.

That makes no sense.

Why would Chief sell the ranch to Doc?

I don't know.

But Doc used the money to start a telecommunications lab.

He's credited for inventing the first "free space vocal communicator,"

more commonly known as...

Your cell phone.

It's up to us to stop this.

We have to go back to the moment we first traveled to the past

and make sure Mitch and Cody never swipe that phone.

But then me and Jane would've never met.

She's not like the other girls, Chip.

I've never felt this way about Megan,

Rachel, Brenda, Katie, Lindsey,

Crystal with a C, Krystal with a K.

Sorry, bro.

There's no other way.

Give my brain a second to think.

Wait.

I've got it.

We know exactly where the phone was

before Chief sold the ranch to Doc.

We go back a few days early and grab it.

Bonus to the deal, I get to see Jane.

Not bad, huh?

I should think with my brain more often.

Yeah. Lower those digits, bro.

We'd be traveling to a modified timeline.

And unless you can find an expert

on this alternate Old West,

we'd be going in even more blind than before.

[sighing]

If only we knew an Old West history buff.

Come on!

[glass shattering]

[Lisa] Ouch! What was...

Chip?

I need to talk to you.

It's really important.

Most people use the phone for that.

[sighs] I'll be right down.

You've had all semester to talk to me.

What's so important you need to tell me at midnight?

And who's the shrub?

Howdy.

I'm searching for my excuse as to why I'm hiding behind a bush.

I didn't hit you with the rock, if that's what you're implying.

We need to know everything

you know about Vista de Nada in the spring of 1885.

Vista de Nada wasn't a very nice place back then.

A gang called the Purple Hatters took over the town.

They were a lawless bunch who terrified the locals.

They even ran my ancestors off the family ranch.

Luckily, the legendary Doc Duvalier defeated the gang

and made the town into what it is today.

You got that right.

Next time I see him, I'm gonna sock him in his evil face.

You'd have to go to Hillcrest Cemetery to do that.

He's been dead over a hundred years.

No, I mean next time we go back in time.

[laughing]

Oh, oh, so you two are time travelers now.

That must be fun.

It has its moments.

[laughing]

I'd believe Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy

and the Easter Bunny were all in a death metal band

before I'd believe you two were time travelers.

It's best you don't believe him.

The Old West is no place for a clumsy girl

who trips while standing still.

How did he know that?

If I pull an all-nighter,

I might be able to have a new phone

up and working by the morning.

Okay.Where you going?

To shove as much processed food loaded with artificial flavors,

colors, high fructose in my face as humanly possible.

The chow in the Old West was okay.

But I missed the good stuff.

♪♪

Aah...

Mmm...

[beep]

I coupled the new phone to a car battery.

It should have just enough juice to make three jumps.

One drawback, though.

It's kind of like a Wi-Fi hotspot.

If we lose the hotspot, we lose the Wi-Fi.

So, if we're not back by the time they tear down our house...

We can kiss 2016 goodbye.

Two days should give us more than enough time

to get the phone back.

Lisa?

I never told you I was so clumsy

I trip while standing still.

How'd you know that?

Lucky guess.

Lisa, you really need to go.

I'm not going anywhere.

Technically, you are if you don't step back a few feet.

Why were you guys asking about the Old West last night?

Please, you need to leave.

Not until you tell me what's going on...

[echoing]

Please, you have to go.

After you tell me what's going on.

I'd love it if you were honest with me.

Guys?

I invented a time machine.

When Dave and I went to your house last night,

we were returning from our adventure in the Old West.

And we realized that our time there has altered the present.

Guys!What?!What?!

You're welcome.

Those were...

That was...

A bandit robbing a cowboy.

Not for long.

Man, I wish Texas Jane was here to see this.

Chicks dig a man of action.

All right, scumbag.

Let's get a look at that ugly mug of yours.

[Chip] Jane?

Ow! What was that for?

I haven't seen you in a while, and you say hello to me

by hitting me in the noggin with a rock?

What's the deal with you and hitting people with rocks?

I thought she was trying to steal that dude's horse.

You can't steal what's already yours, slick.

That horse belonged to the ranch.

[horse whinnies]

What happened?

I almost got caught, boss.

It was close.

By whom?Don't know.

She was riding a horse and wearing a mask.

She?

Gotta be Texas Jane.

You look familiar.

Have we met?

Doubtful.

Hi, I'm Lisa.

Howdy, I'm--I know.

The legendary Texas Jane.

The toughest chick in the West.

I like this one.

You, not so much.

I can't believe I'm in the Wild West.

It's totally awesome.

I don't know what I wanna do first.

I could watch the Statue of Liberty

arrive in New York Harbor.

Or I could go meet my favorite author,

Laura Ingalls Wilder, or--

This isn't a vacation.

We're here on a mission.

Does it involve danger?

Big time.

Adventure?Uh-huh.

Intrigue?A smidge.

Sounds fun. Count me in.

Buck?!

Yeah, boss?

Head into town.

We need to set Texas Jane straight.

You got it, boss.

♪♪

[Chip] This place looks like a ghost town.

Folks are afraid to leave home.

Most businesses were forced to shut down.

Not only are those Purple Hatters real jerks,

their hats aren't even purple.

They're more of a deep violet than a true purple.

More a lavender if anything.

Two bottles of sarsaparilla.

Thanks, Kerry.

Sarsaparilla, nice.

Ain't fer ya.

I know you're mad at me.

How can I put this so you'll understand?

Jane, I'm from the present.

Must've been a short trip.

We're in the present, slick.

Right... but your present is my past,

and my present is your future.

What I'm trying to say is that we're time travelers

from the year 2016 who ended up lost in the West.

[laughing]

No way.

That's Chief Running Water.

I'm related to him.

I know. He's a super cool guy.

You know him?

Oh, yeah, we're tight.

[laughs]

She could pass for my little sister.

She could actually pass as your much, much older sister.

That's your great-great-grandmother, Luna.

Get out.

What's she like?

Smart, funny... tough.

Kind of like you.

Do you think I could meet her?

Sure. But there are a few rules you need to know about

before you do.

Like not revealing anything about the present

or altering the past.

Yeah, how'd you know that?

I've seen a time travel movie before.

[laughing]

Thanks for that, slick.

I haven't had a good laugh in quite some time.

[door opens]

♪♪

What's a man gotta do around here to get some service?

I told you, Buck.

I ain't gonna serve no Purple Hatters in my saloon.

Well, then, guess I'll have to help myself.

Aah...

Place is looking a tad rundown, Kerry.

Guess business ain't too good these days.

You should be nicer to your clientele.

[chuckling]

I take it teeth-whitening strips

haven't made it big around here yet.

Excuse me, Chuck?

It's Buck.

Right.

I was wondering if you can help me settle a bet?

See, my brother Chip thinks your hat's lavender.

But I could swear it's violet.

Are you sassing me, boy?

Sassy? No.

Taunting, a little bit.

That's it!

♪♪

Oh!

Where I'm from,

this is known as an Atomic Wedgie.

Y'all are gonna pay!

Y'all be sorry!

You folks borrow a couple of ponies and get out of here.

Thanks, Kerry.

I call shotgun on Texas Jane's horse.

"Hoof Hearted."

[chuckling] That kind of sounds like--

Yup, we've already been over it.

Oh.

Ah, the mighty warriors have returned.

Chief, good to see you again.

Your flattery is...

flattering.

This is my good friend, Lisa.

You look very familiar.

Have we met?

No, but I know all about you.

Welcome to Hoof Hearted.

Jane, any luck retrieving our horse?

No. You can thank jerkface Dave for that.

We also had a run-in with a Hatter at Kerry's saloon.

I don't know why those thieving desperados

are trying to run everyone out of town.

There'’s nothing going to get me to leave the ranch.

It'’s high time someone brought them to justice.

Well, you'’re in luck, chief.

Justin'’s my middle name.He said "justice," Dave.

Well, regardless, I'’m down to help out however I can.

I wouldn'’t trust him, Chief.

He'’s been known to break promises before.

Awkward.

Yes, we'’ve been facing much turmoil lately.

It truly is a dark, dark time in Vista De Nada.

But enough about that.

Our good friends are back.

Let'’s celebrate.

♪♪

What'’s that?

Which one, that guy?

I win!

How'’d you do that, man?

Oh, hey... oh, hey, Buck.

Word is, you got beat up by a girl.

Wasn'’t just no girl, boss.

She had friends, must have been some city slickers.

Describe '’em to me.

Well, one was small, kinda scrawny-looking.

The other was taller, muscular.

Had angular cheek bones and... a very sturdy jaw line and...

So Buffalo Jack and Dayve with a "Y" have come back for seconds.

Did I not promise you fortune?

[all] Yeah!

Did I not promise you glory?

[all] Yeah!

Did I not promise you

I would become a ruler

who is never questioned or challenged

with any insane ideas of democracy?

[all] Yeah...

As soon as I unlock the secrets

of this fantastical technology,

all that will come to fruition!

Mitch, Cody!

I need you two idiots to go to town.

Buffalo Jack and Dayve with a "Y" may have returned.

If they have returned, we'll make sure

it won'’t be a "re-funned" time for them.

[laughing]

When you return something, you get a refund.

But their return trip won'’t be a fun one!

[laughs]

Does no one get that?

I get it.

Yeah?

I get it!

Yeah! [laughing]

No, I lost it.

Ohh!

[Doc] Get to town now!

Go!

What are you looking at?!

Huh?

Howdy, stranger.

Long time no see.

Chip?

What are you doing back here?

I left something very important behind

and Doc got his hands on it.

No one'’s laid an eye on that weasel since the rodeo.

When people found out what he was up to,

they ran him out of town.

A-a-ahem!

Oh, sorry.

Luna, I'd like you to meet Lisa,

your great-great-granddaughter.

No way.No way.

You look--You look--

Sorry, you were about to say.Sorry, you were about to say.

You go first, please.You go first, please.

After you.After you.

Okay, I was about to say--Okay, I was about to say--

Sorry to interrupt, ladies. This could go on for a while.

The gang'’s throwing us

a welcome back party.Perfect.

That gives me a chance to learn all about this here lady.

And I want to know everything about you,

and what it'’s like to live in 1885.

Honey, there's only two things you need to know

about living out west.

Never squat with your spurs on

and always make sure to swim up the river from the herd.

[laughs]

Wait...

Where was that advice when Dave and I first visited?

♪♪

So, did we know each other in the other timeline?

Yes.

We were supposed to go to the dance together,

but obviously that didn'’t happen.

Well, you know what they say.

There'’s no time like the past.

♪♪

I have to admit...

This is a heck of a first date.

Date?

[laughs]

♪♪

Come on, Jane.

I said I'’m sorry.

What more do you want me to do? Beg?

Fine. Please, Jane!

Please stop being mad at me!

Please, please, Jane, don'’t be mad at me!

I'’m sorry, please, please--

Quit it.

Everyone'’s watchin'’.

If I dance with you, will you shut up?

Totally.

Fine.

One dance.

♪♪

[music ends]

Okay.

Song'’s over, jerk.

Good night.

So, brave time traveler.

What is your plan to stop Doc?

We need to find him and get my phone back.

Ah...

♪♪

If we get my phone, then none

of our terrible future will come to pass,

and none of your soon-to-be terrible present

will happen either.

Do you know where he'’s hiding?

No. But we have 48 hours to find him.

If not, Mom loses her house and I lose my brother.

Struck out with Jane, eh?

She probably got offended you didn'’t bother to clean up.

What is that gunk?

It'’s mud from that dude'’s boots.

Stuff won'’t come off.

It'’s not mud, it's red clay.

And?

The soil in Vista De Nada

is made up of slate and sand.

If it'’s red clay, that guy came from somewhere else.

Can you somehow access Wikipedia from your brain?

It'’s called studying.

Considering the red clay was still wet,

it could come from Redtown,

an old mining town a few miles from here.

It was founded in 1812 and was abandoned ten years later

when the gold ran out.

I could listen to you talk history all night long.

[laughs][imitates laugh]

Well, it'’s putting me to sleep.

Come on, people, it'’s a party!

♪♪

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

What time is it?

Really, really early.

Sunrise was an hour ago.

I've already ridden horses with Luna,

swam in the river with Jane,

and Gabby showed me how to whip up his famous franks and beans.

You'’re having a good time here, aren'’t you?

Are you kidding?

How often does a girl get to travel back to the Wild West?

Most of my vacations are spent at math camp.

Eww!

Jane'’s taking me into town this morning.

You boys are more than welcome to tag along.

That girl is absolutely amazing.

That girl needs a snooze button.

♪♪

Now, I can'’t be sure if it'’s them.

They'’re too far away.

You have it backwards, dummy.

Oh, yeah, that'’s much better,

That'’s definitely them.

Those pesky do-gooders foiled us before.

Uh-huh.

But I'll be a horse's rear end

before I let '’em foil us again.

Not literally, though, right, Mitch?

What do you think, Cody?

Well...

Oh, shut up!

I didn'’t even--Come on.

Let'’s go.

We gonna nab '’em?No!

We go back and report this to Pa.

He'’ll know what we should do next.

Okay.

We talked to people around town

and no one has a clue what happened to Doc.

None of us really cared.

We were happy to see him go.

Unfortunately, he was replaced by the Purple Hat Gang,

and they are much worse

than the Duvaliers ever thought about being.

The Duvaliers leave

and out of nowhere, the Purple Hatters appear?

Something doesn'’t add up.

What makes you say that?

I don'’t know, but I'’m very intuitive.

Howdy, Miss.

I'’m a man.

Sorry.

That'’s my bad.

♪♪

Hey, girls.

How was your day?

Good.

We had an Old West makeover.

And check this out.

[laughing]

Now, that'’s a high five.

What the...?

People of Vista de Nada!

We was nice enough to ask y'all to leave,

but you'’ve tested our patience.

Now, this is your last and final warning.

Pack up and get!

I can'’t take much more of this.

Dave...

You can'’t take '’em all on.

What do you care?

I'’m a jerk, remember?

Uh, what are you doing?

That'’s my bro.

I have to get his back.

Doesn't matter if his actions are ill-thought-out or dangerous

or idiotic or just plain stupid--

I get your point.

Be careful.

Keep riding, Chuck.

The people of Vista De Nada don'’t take orders from you.

No...

But they sure as shooting

will take orders from my boss.

[Cody giggling]

Citizens of Vista de Nada, as your former mayor...

I tried to bring prosperity to this here town.

Usher us into the future.

But there are those who want to resist change,

and you have forced me

to put together this little gang here of mine.

[giggling]And, well, I'’m afraid they'’re not as nice as me.

If you have not turned over your property

to the Purple Hat Gang yet, this is your wakeup call.

Boys!

Do what needs doing.

[Hatters whooping]

Dave, Doc'’s got my phone on his belt.

Time for a Dave Flowers full press on three.

Hut one, hut two, hut three!

♪♪

[shouting]

♪♪

Yeah! All right, boy, come get yourself some!

Git it! Yah!

My doohickey!

Don'’t let him get away, boys!

Hey, he smashed your doohickey!

Well, go get him!

But if we ain't got the doohickey,

we still gonna have fame, fortune and glory?

Yeah, sure!

Whatever, just go get him!

Chief is never gonna sell to you.

Well, if he ain't gonna sell,

then maybe he'’ll trade for his daughter.

Lisa!

Let go of me,

you irredeemably repulsive pig!

You booger-eating degenerate!

[Mitch] Hey, cut it out!

Just 'cause I'm a bad guy

doesn'’t mean I ain'’t got no feelings!

[grunts]

Tell Chief he has until sundown to sell.

Or else.

♪♪

[giggling]

Sorry it'’s so dingy in there, little darling.

My maid has the year off.

She'’s not coming again '’til...

Tomorrow night!

[laughing]

Don'’t apologize.

I won'’t be here long.

Buffalo Jack and Dayve with a "Y"

are probably on their way to save me now.

Mm...They beat you once.

They'’ll do it again.

Y'’all need to get it through your thick skulls.

I ain't ever gonna stop,

no matter how many times I get defeated.

Fortunately, this time, I have a Plan B.

[giggling]

That was a good bluff, Pa.

A Plan B.

I never bluff!

You idiot.

Huh?

I don'’t need to tell you two what this is, do I?

Okay, maybe I do.

It'’s the Treaty of Texoma.

That was lost almost a hundred years ago.

That'’s right, son.

You'd be surprised what your men come across

while robbing an antique shop in El MacGuffin.

As long as Chief doesn'’t sign it before the deadline expires,

the land won'’t be property of his tribe no more.

The last piece of land I need to purchase

is Chief Running Waters'’ ranch.

When my big deal goes through with the railroad,

it'’ll go to the highest bidder!

[laughing]

And that'’s us, right?

Ow!

Why did they take Lisa?

They must have thought she was me.

Now that I think about it, you two do kinda look alike.

How much time

until they level Mom'’s house?

We have until sundown.

The same deadline Doc gave us for Lisa.

That's just enough time to get your girl back

and stop Doc once and for all.

There is no other option.

I can'’t let them hurt her. I'll sell the ranch.

You'’re not selling. If Doc gets a hold of this ranch,

he'll sell it to the railroad, and that's bad, very bad.

Dave and I are gonna rescue Lisa.

Who'’s with us?

[Dave] Everyone'’s in.

Awesome sauce.

Actually, I just had a question.

Okay. So what's the plan?

The first step of our plan... is to think of a plan.

Beyond that, we'’re open to suggestions.

No one even knows where the Purple Hatters hide out.

Even if we all spread out, there's no way we'd find them

by tomorrow night.

Dang it!

I wish I could get a hand on Buck

and shove his muddy boots in his stupid face until he talked.

Wait, muddy boots?

Yeah, he got his mud all over my pants.

Remember when Lisa told us about Redtown?

If it'’s red clay, that guy came from somewhere else.

Could have come from Redtown,

an old mining town a few miles from here.

That'’s where they are.

Let'’s go get Lisa.

♪♪

Any questions?

That apply to the rescue.

How do we get to their hideout?

We'’ll follow the Neosho River.

Some parts are too narrow to ride,

so we'’ll have to lead your horse through.

Hope you don'’t mind getting a little wet.

I have a confession to make.

I can'’t swim!

Hey, it'’s okay, Gabby.

You can stay behind.

Okay.

Well, I'll have dinner

hot and ready for y'’all when you come back.

[sobbing]

♪♪

[horse whinnies]

Okay, here'’s the plan.

All the Hatters are napping right now.

Luna will distract the entrance guards by stealing their hats

and making them run after her as far away as possible.

I will then sneak in

and open Lisa'’s cell with this skeleton key.

Meanwhile, Dave and Jane will be on the lookout from here

in case something happens.

And if something happens?

Alert me with a sound.

I'’ll make the sound of a roadrunner.

Beep-beep?

You city slickers.

Here, let me show you.

It'’s okay! Don't worry. Do we have a plan?

It seems like there could be any number of holes in that plan

if even the slightest thing goes wrong.

You got a better idea?

Nope, nothing.

Your plan it is.

♪♪

[whistling]

Hey!

Hey, those are our hats!

What color are these, anyway?

Plum?

They'’re lapisantium.

Are you crazy? They're dark fuchsia.

Fuchsia?

Well, I may be crazy but you, sir, are colorblind.

Hey, she'’s getting away!

♪♪

You made it! I was starting to think

I'd have to bust myself out of here.

Are you kidding?

I'’d never leave a girl in jail on our first date.

Chip, that's not gonna--

Lisa, please, I need to concentrate.

They'’re not quite a mulberry color either.

More of a heliotrope.

[snoring]

My key isn'’t working!

Chip, that'’s not gonna--

Ahh! This thing won't open!

No kidding. It's a Yale brand prison lock.

Prior to 1893, it featured the B1R keyway.

It required two keys simultaneously

on each side to unlock.

I love it when you talk history.

Where'’s your second key?

Oh. I must have been sick the day they taught us

about obscure prison lock mechanisms of the 1800s.

I only have one.

You know what they say.

Never send a cowboy to do a cowgirl'’s job.

Well, well...

Looks like we have a visitor.

Surround '’em, boys! Come on!

I'’ve got my side, what'’s wrong?

My key isn'’t working!

[Lisa]Uh-oh.

[bird twittering]

What bird is that?

A roadrunner, of course. Why?

Means we'’re in trouble.

No kidding.

You kids aren'’t as smart as you think.

Uh-uh-uh.

That'’s what you think, Doc.

I have an idea.

What is it?

[beeping]

What?

They'’re gone!

Yeah, I can see that, you idiot.What do we do now?

Well, for now, stop surrounding '’em, you morons!

They'’ve escaped!

Get '’em!

Cody!

What did you do?

We traveled back in time three days before they kidnapped you.

Aww... you're so smart.

Now we go back to the ridge where we left Dave and Jane,

travel forward three days, and reunite with them.

Brilliant.

Okay. Here we go.

[beeping]

Hi, guys.Aah!

It'’s us!You did it!

Of course, bro, what'’d you expect?

Shh!

There they are.

Mitch, Cody, you come with me.

You guys go at '’em from the other side.

Pa, if they'’re so far away,

we'’re gonna have to run a lot, right?

First, go get the horses.

You idiots!

[horses running]

Oh... I don't think the horses

liked you calling 'em idiots, Pa.

After '’em, you morons! On foot!

Go!

Move it!

Uh-oh.

What'’s wrong, Lisa?

They'’ve seen us.

They'’re coming this way trying to surround us.

Well, then we'll wait right here

and give them what'’s coming to them.

That'’s right.

I'’m done hiding.

No, that'’s not a good idea.

I know a place they'’d never look for us. Come on!

Are you sure coming back here is a good idea?

Of course it is.

This is the last place they'’d look.

They won'’t be back here for a while.

We'’re almost out of time.

Mom's house is gonna get leveled in three minutes

and we won'’t be a family anymore.

No way. I'm not losing my bro.

[beeping]

I have to leave.

Please don'’t be mad.

I'’m not mad at you, just mad at our situation.

Trust me, I feel the same way.

Well, you better get going as soon as possible.

No need to get all sappy on me.

I'’m not gonna get sappy.

But I am gonna do this.

Finally.

We'’re gonna miss everybody. More than you know.

Take care, Jane, please tell Luna

I wish we could have had more time together.

I'’ll miss her.

You got it.

Now, don'’t go showing anyone else our special high five.

It'’s our secret.

[laughing]

They think they'’re so smart, but your Pa is even smarter.

Right, Pa.

You'’re real clever.

True villain. True villain.

Gimme that thing.

I'’m not letting you get your hands on this phone ever again.

Let go of me!

I got these two!

Dave, Lisa!

Chip! Mitch!

Cody!

Pa!

Cody!

Where'’d he go?

Where are we?

[birds squawking]

I think we'’re home.

This doesn'’t feel like home.

Wait.

Chip!

He'’s lost in the West!

Oh, my biscuits...

What'’s that?

What is that?

Don'’t touch it!

Oh!

What-- What the--

What'’s that thing, huh?

[tires screeching]

What'’s going on?

Okay. You're in the year 2016.

Welcome to the future, buddy.

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?!

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