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Tommy:
information officer's log.
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last time on
3rd rock from the sun,
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dick was upset when mary decided to go to borneo for a year.
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What's so great
About borneo?
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he later had a horrible nightmare about telling mary the truth that he's an alien.
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and, having never dreamt before,
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- dick thought he was losing his mind.
- mary!
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to calm him down, a doctor prescribed tranquilizers.
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dick quickly became addicted and lost touch with reality.
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not knowing what to do,
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we tried to contact the big, giant head for permission
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to return to the home planet for maintenance.
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sally also dreamt for the first time
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and became convinced that she had killed don.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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- don? Don?
Where's don?
- sally.
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Oh, don!
I didn't kill you?
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I didn't kill you!
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No, you just
Emasculated me.
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- I've got to see something.
- sally!
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No feathers.
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Oh-- oh, my god.
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Sally, uh, you're gonna
Have to calm down.
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Oh, don't you see, don?
You're alive, which means
It's my brain,
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My sick, twisted brain.
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I could be capable
Of anything.
Anything at all!
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( gasps )
There's only one hope, don.
I've got to get on the pill.
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Um, this isn't how
I expected this to happen,
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But hey.
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Dick's on the pill,
And it seems to be
Working for him.
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Okay, you lost me
Again.
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Uh, I'll call you when
I'm not myself anymore.
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Okay, so she's crazy,
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But she's got legs
Up to her face!
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- I love tv.
- mmm, me too.
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What do you say
We turn it on?
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It's even better on.
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Oh, man.
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The high commander
And the lieutenant
Are incapacitated.
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You know what that means?
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The information officer
Takes over, and that's me.
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Permission to speak,
High commander.
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- permission granted.
- well, we might as well
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Just take this mission,
Roll it up and stick it--
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Incoming message
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From the big,
Giant head.
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“your request to return home
For emergency maintenance
Has been authorized."
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- yes!
- "The time-space portal will
Open tomorrow evening
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( imitating electronic voice )
Between 8:51
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And 8:53 p.M.
Earth time.
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On your journey home,
We will be showing tin cup,
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Starring kevin costner
And rene russo.”
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Well, that settles it.
We're going.
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“the big, giant head
Looks forward to reading
Your comprehensive report
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On the history
Of human civilization.”
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Oh, no.
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( bell ringing )
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- tommy.
- miss frost.
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- you missed class today.
- I-- yeah, I did.
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That's so unlike you.
You're usually the first
To come and the last to leave.
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Yeah.
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Miss frost,
I'm gonna be transferring
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To another, uh,
District soon,
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But, um, before I do,
I was just wondering
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If you wanted
To take me up on my offer.
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You mean, your offer
To let me be the one to
Usher you into manhood?
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- the offer still stands.
- thank you, no.
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I'm wearin' her down.
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Tommy, how's
The report coming?
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I'm just putting
The finishing touches
On it now.
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Man, am I gonna be glad
To get this thing
Off my shoes.
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( door opens, shuts )
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( animals chittering )
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( lion growls )
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- ( screams )
- ( roaring )
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( bell ringing )
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Sally's voice, echoing:
tommy!
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- dicks's voice: help! - sally's voice:
help me, tommy!
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How can I help you?
I'm supposed to be studying.
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( voices continue faintly )
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Sally:
tommy, help us!
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( cries out, grunting )
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Sally's voice:
over here and help us!
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- help me!
- harry's voice:
help us!
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Dick, sally together:
jump, tommy! Jump!
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- dick: you can do it! - sally: come on, tommy!
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( grunts )
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Dick's voice:
help us, tommy!
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Sally's voice:
tommy, come on!
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( woman vocalizing )
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Dick's voice:
there he is.
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( shouting indistinctly )
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Dick:
right over here, tommy!
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Help us, tommy!
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♪ bali hai ♪
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- ♪ may call you ♪
- dick: oh, not good.
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- ♪ any night ♪
- sally: tommy!
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- ♪ any day ♪
- dick: come on, now!
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- ♪ in your heart ♪
- dick: you can't let this happen.
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Stop it!
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- ♪ will tell you ♪
- come on!
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♪ come away ♪
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♪ come away ♪
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♪ bali hai ♪
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♪ will whisper ♪
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♪ on the wind ♪
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♪ of the sea ♪
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- tommy!
- ♪ here am I ♪
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♪ your special island ♪
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♪ come to me ♪
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♪ come to me ♪
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- don't do it, tommy!
- ♪ bali hai ♪
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♪ bali hai ♪
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♪ bali hai. ♪
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( both screaming )
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- harry: tommy!
- ( screaming )
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Oh, dick, sally!
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It's happening to me too!
I'm falling apart
At the seams!
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Oh, this chair
Feels all soft
On my bottom.
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Will you listen to me?
This is serious!
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You know what's good
For serious things?
One of those.
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Oh, no, no, no, tommy.
Don't do it.
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Look, tommy.
Look how pretty they are.
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And they have a line
Down the middle where you
Can break them in half.
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- so you can take half?
- no, so you can take
One and a half.
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No, tommy,
You got to be strong.
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You're right. As acting
High commander, I order you
To turn over the pills.
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Oh, he thinks
He's high commander.
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That's so cute.
Let's give him a salute.
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Harry,
Get rid of 'em!
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No, not that way!
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Tommy, harry,
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I want to thank you
For getting us
Off that pill.
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- oh, you feel better?
- oh, I feel horrible.
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But at least I feel.
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Well, we just have
To keep it together
For a few more hours.
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- what do you mean?
- while we were “out,”
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Tommy got a hold
Of the big, giant head.
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- we leave tonight at 8:53.
- last chance for ice cream.
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- when are we coming back?
- I don't know, I didn't ask.
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Who knows?
The service department's
Always backed up.
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Yep. They'll probably
Have to send out for parts.
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Could be a week,
Could be a year,
Could be 200 years.
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- what about mary?
- oh, she'll be dead.
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( gasps )
I can't leave her
Without saying good-bye.
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- wait!
Dick, there isn't time.
- sure, there is.
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No, listen,
I know you, dick.
You're gonna go there,
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You're gonna get all
Ooey-gooey, and you'll
Miss the transport.
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That is such
A lie!
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Well, remember one thing:
Harry is the transmitter,
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And he's coming
With us, okay?
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So without him,
You'd be stranded
Here forever.
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Don't worry.
I'm gonna steel
Myself up,
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March in there,
And just do
The headlines--
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“love ya, miss ya,
Good-bye.”
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And maybe a little
Second-base action,
But that's it.
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Hello, mary.
I came by to say
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I will miss you
Terribly.
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Really?
Is there anything else
I should know?
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Yes. I care
About you deeply
And I love you.
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Of course.
Do you mind if I pack?
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( yelps )
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- what?
- nothing.
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I bit my fist.
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In conclusion,
I'll always carry
A locket of your dna,
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And you'll be glad
To know that the vision
Of your naked body
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Will be with me
For all time.
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Well, I guess there's
Nothing else to say
But good bye.
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- good bye, dick.
- good bye, mary.
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I'm walking away now.
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No.
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No, this is not
How it ends.
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This has been a long
And difficult journey,
And it will not end this way.
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There will be
No tepid farewells
For us.
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I need you, mary--
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Your eyes, your face,
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Your every nook and cranny--
Especially your cranny.
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You are mary world,
And I love mary world.
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It's the happiest
Place on earth.
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Oh, come on, mary!
Let's take a spin
On those teacups!
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- I don't want to go!
- I don't want to go either!
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- where are you going?
- uh, nowhere.
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Maybe I am
Losing my mind,
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But while there's
A little left,
I want to marry you.
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- marry me?
- sure, I'll marry you.
We'll be so happy.
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This is so great!
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I know!
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- he's late.
- we're gonna have
To leave him behind.
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Nobody gets left behind.
Not on my watch.
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- then what do you suggest?
- well, 20 feet of rope
And a blunt object.
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There's rope in the basement.
Let's go get it.
Harry, you keep packing,
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And don't fall asleep
On the job.
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“I'm miss bossy.
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I get to tell everybody
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What to do.”
( yawning )
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ I've got very few
Complaints so far ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ hope you're as happy
Wherever you are ♪
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♪ I got the blue sky ♪
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♪ every mornin' ♪
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♪ a big, yellow moon
At night ♪
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♪ I always do
Whatever I want to ♪
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♪ and everything I do ♪
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♪ it always
Turns out right ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,743
♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ man, I would not
Change a thing ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ life has been good to me ♪
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life has been good to me ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ can't wait to see
What tomorrow will bring ♪
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♪ in every life ♪
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♪ a little rain
Must surely fall ♪
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♪ I'm here to say ♪
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♪ that there's a rainbow ♪
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♪ just around every corner ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ well, I admit
I've had a ball ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ life has been good to me ♪
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- ( laughing )
- ♪ life has been good to me ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ I never worry 'bout ♪
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♪ nothin' at all ♪
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♪ I got some good friends ♪
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♪ they adore me ♪
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♪ and know how
To treat me right ♪
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♪ I got a good gal
Waitin' for me ♪
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♪ I've won every fight
I've been in ♪
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♪ and it always turns out ♪
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♪ that I was right ♪
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Ah.
♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ life has been good to me ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ life has been good ♪
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♪ life has been
Good to me ♪
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♪ life has been good. ♪
246
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,719
Thanks, mrs. Dubcek.
I wouldn't ask you
To let me in
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00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,587
If I didn't think
Sally really needed help.
248
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,456
You know, I used to date
A police officer.
249
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,826
Maybe you know him--
Teddy rubino.
250
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,497
He's the guy whose wife
Put a slug in him
For fooling around.
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00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,539
Dear god!
Stand back.
252
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,745
- I'm afraid he's dead.
- ( gasps )
253
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,082
- are you sure?
- of course I'm sure.
I'm a cop.
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00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,118
- hi, don.
- ( gasps )
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00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,957
Damn it, I got to learn
How to take a pulse.
256
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,793
- don.
- sally, where have you been?
I've been looking for you.
257
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,795
Hold that thought.
Listen, harry,
Get a hammer.
258
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,298
- tommy, get the sack.
I'll get the string cheese.
- “string cheese”?
259
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,366
Oh, god, I'm starving!
260
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,871
I'd like to propose
A toast.
261
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:51,442
To dick and mary.
May you both be
As happy as I am.
262
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,246
Uh...
( clears throat )
263
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,048
Dick, could I speak to you
For a minute?
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00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,116
Sally, uh, sure.
265
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,720
Excuse me.
Uh, don't get married
Without me.
266
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,125
Oh, I'm glad you came.
I was-- I was gonna call.
267
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,695
Oh, cut the crap, dick.
Listen, you're a mess.
You're coming with us.
268
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,696
- we're going home.
- this is my home.
269
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,832
- what?
- mary and I
Are getting married.
270
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,901
What you talkin' about,
Willis?
271
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,773
I've made my decision.
272
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,708
I'd rather die here
With mary than risk
Losing her forever.
273
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,811
Oh, okay, all right.
You're the high
Commander,
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00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,013
And we respect
Your decision.
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00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,448
- get him!
- ( all clamoring )
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00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,885
- what the hell?
- oh, uh, hello, mary.
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00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,288
Don't worry.
The “besacking” of the groom
Is a time-honored tradition.
278
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,091
What kind of tradition?
279
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,260
I'm gonna go
With “jewish.”
280
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,431
Okay.
Dick, we have to go.
We have guests.
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00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,134
- all right.
- dick, are you sure,
282
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,670
Absolutely sure
You want to go back
To the party?
283
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,971
Absolutely.
284
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,708
Well, this is
Good bye, then.
285
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,646
It's just cake and champagne.
He'll be home in half an hour.
286
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,514
Oh, yeah. True.
287
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,351
- so I'll see you
In a half an hour.
- sounds good.
288
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,687
Pick up some milk
On the way home, hmm?
289
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,256
I will.
I promise.
290
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,759
- I'll be at the mall
If you need me.
- don't stay long.
291
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,362
It's a school night,
And I worry.
292
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,698
Come to the store,
Dick.
293
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,435
Our coupons are
In your car.
294
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,172
They've always been
In your car!
295
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,143
For crying out loud,
He's just getting married.
296
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,112
Oh, yeah.
297
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:40,151
Well, we got to go.
The store closes at 8:53.
298
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,426
Good bye!
299
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,163
Will they be
Living with us?
300
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,468
I never dreamed I'd see
The day dr. Albright
Settled down.
301
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,570
Mary hasn't
Settled down.
302
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:03,340
She's just settled.
( laughing )
303
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,843
I know this sounds
Strange,
304
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,012
But I had a dream
You asked me
To marry you.
305
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,548
- you had a what?
- a dream.
306
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,552
I was drowning
In a swimming pool,
307
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,289
And my father was
The lifeguard,
308
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,858
And he was saving me,
And I looked up
309
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,826
And it wasn't him,
It was you.
310
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,929
And you were wearing
Flippers
311
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,431
And black socks,
312
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,633
And you offered me
A ring.
313
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,803
Mary, it's contagious!
You're as crazy as I am!
314
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,874
I know it's crazy.
It woke me up out of
A sound sleep.
315
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,077
Yes!
That's when it strikes--
When you're asleep!
316
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,880
Well, yeah, dick.
That's when most
People dream.
317
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,083
“most people dream”?
318
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,885
- what's the matter with you?
- nothing.
319
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,154
Nothing's the matter
With me.
320
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:54,358
And there's nothing the matter
With tommy and sally.
321
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,328
Oh, my god!
There's nothing the matter
With any of us!
322
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:02,132
- where are you going?
- home! Before it's too late!
323
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,938
Hello? Sally?
324
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,574
Harry? Tommy?
325
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,112
“dear dick,
Of all the people
We've worked for,
326
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,982
You were the best,
You stupid, stupid man.”
327
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,424
And they're gone.
328
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,559
I miss them.
329
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,829
“p.S.: we got you
A wedding gift.
Hope you like it.”
330
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,266
A toaster.
331
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,736
The toaster
From the kitchen.
332
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,738
- dick?
- in here.
333
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,542
You left
The party so suddenly.
Is everything all right?
334
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,044
Oh, mary.
335
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,446
I chose to stay with you
Until death do us part,
336
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,349
Which, as it turns out,
Is a hell of a lot
Longer than I thought.
337
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,985
- what?
- which is fine.
It's just fine.
338
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,521
- where is your family?
- they took off.
339
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,757
And it's all
My fault.
340
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,693
But I'm gonna find them.
No matter how long it takes,
341
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,295
No matter what I have to do,
I'm going to find them
342
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,598
And get them back--
This I vow!
343
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,501
Where'd they go?
344
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,436
Pizza.
345
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,966
( '50s rock music playing )
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