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- Live television?
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Who cares?
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- Who cares?
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Everybody.
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We love live TV.
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- Do we love it?
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Do you really love
the overzealous
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studio audience who'll
applaud at anything?
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Here in the greatest
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city on earth, New York,
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baby what's up?
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- Wait, wait
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what are you saying Jack,
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cause TGS is live.
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- Not anymore.
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It's financially impractical.
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From now on, you write and
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shoot the whole
season in two weeks
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like "wheel of
fortune or "fox news".
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- No!
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I mean, I grew up on live TV.
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Friday night in my
parents' basement,
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a telethon and cheese steak,
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I can see it like
it was yesterday.
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Best prom night ever!
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I'm gonna lose my
virginity in nine years!
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- TGS has to
be live or it'll lose
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all the excitement
and spontaneity.
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I mean that's the
beauty of live TV.
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Anything could happen.
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- There's a bathroom in here
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you could use, sir
Paul McCartney!
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- See?
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Awesome.
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- Yes.
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Uh, but my way is cheaper,
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and you only have to work
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two weeks out of the year.
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I want to go to there.
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- So it's settled.
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Tonight is TGS's
final live show.
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- What?
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No, live television is
an American tradition.
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You can't just throw it away.
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- Sorry Kenneth,
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it's a done deal.
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- Our last live show?
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No!
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♪ Welcome to thirty
rock live show ♪
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♪ on NBC ♪
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♪ special unity ♪
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♪ for independent lead ♪
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♪ did you know ♪
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♪ that the thirty
rock live show ♪
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♪ comes from NYC ♪
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♪ five four three two one ♪
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♪ never all this fun
in a show in america ♪
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Liz, there's a rumor
that's spreading
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around here like wildfire.
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But unlike the
wildfires I've started,
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this one doesn't
sexually arouse me.
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It's true, Hazel.
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Tonight's gonna be
our last live show.
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But don't worry,
it won't affect you.
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- Unless my plan
all along was to
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run on Stage during a sketch and
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get discovered by Hollywood!
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- Liz, important
me announcement,
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Paul and I have
decided to get married.
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- Oh, wow.
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- And I told Paul that he should
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propose to me tonight on tg...
- Absolutely not!
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- You didn't let me finish,
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s
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- Come on, it's
our last live show.
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- Exactly!
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And if Jenna Maroney
is getting engaged,
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it's gonna be on live TV.
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I've been working on my reaction
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since I was three.
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It's happening, Liz.
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- Ms. Lemon!
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Mr. Jordan just
discovered you can
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get pornography on the Internet.
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Oh my god!
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He's gonna die in there.
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What's going on?
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- You called a meeting Lemon.
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- Actually, I called it.
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Gasp!
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- Live television is sacred,
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and we are not leaving this room
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until the twelve of us have
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agreed to defend her!
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There is a great
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American play that was first
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written and performed
for live television.
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It's called, "twelve angry men."
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- No.
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We are not debating
this like a jury.
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Shut him down, Jack!
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- "Twelve angry men" is
preposterous, Kenneth.
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Eleven descent
Americans are swayed by
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Jane Fonda's father?
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Open the door.
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No!
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Look.
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- How long do you think
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you're gonna get away with this?
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Hannah or Jay,
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Hazel or Jenna
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will know that we're missing.
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- Have an amazing
show tonight, everyone!
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I love you all!
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- Tonight's the night, Hazel
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I do my surprise cameo.
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It goes viral.
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I take medicine for it.
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Next stop, Hollywood
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Florida, to get the
car from my mom.
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Next stop, California
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pizza kitchen to tell my old
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boss Nadine to suck it!
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Next stop, tinsel town,
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because Christmas
decorations are
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really cheap this time of year.
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- Nothing brings
our country together
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like live television!
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And studio 6h is a
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part of that tradition.
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Why, it was right here that
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NBC broadcast
the final episode of
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the 1950s classic,
"the lovebirds."
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- It's the kraft product
placement comedy hour,
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sponsored by kraft singles.
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Made with milk,
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its the cheese that
won world war ll.
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Don't ask how.
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And now, "the lovebirds,"
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starring cubby gilmore
and Loretta fields.
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I'm home, baby!
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And I could eat a horse!
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- Don't you dare touch that
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bacon 'till it's done, Larry.
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Ahhhh oh boy!
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- Oh brother,
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now I'm cooking a Turkey too.
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- That's rich.
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One of these days, Doris
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I'm gonna take a shotgun and
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blam, blow your face off!
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- It would still be better
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than our honeymoon.
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- What was wrong
with Niagara Falls?
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Your mother found it chilly.
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- You're a real cut-up!
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In fact, one of these days,
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I'm gonna cut you
up in pieces and
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feed you to the neighbor's dogs!
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It'd be the first time
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you've taken me out for
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dinner in years.
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- Ah keep it up, Doris,
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and bang, zoom,
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I'm gonna drown
you in the bathtub and
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say a mental patient did it.
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Like I always say,
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"ah, ah"
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- that's a funny thing to say.
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This is real,
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real heart attack!
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- Here, eat the bacon!
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It'll lubricate your heart!
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- Ride it out!
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Ride it to hell!
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- Now come on now,
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Larry, don't be a sissy.
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God!
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I'm having a heart attack too!
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My marriage is a sham!
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My make-up lady is my lover!
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- Hello.
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I'm Nazi doctor,
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Heinrich Spaceman.
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I mean doctor.
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We can edit that out, right?
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Oh, it's live.
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Are you a modern housewife
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who is in the family way?
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Smoke chattertons cigarettes!
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Your baby's lungs need
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refreshing nicotine for
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science reasons.
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And his growing bones
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need tar to hold them together.
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Nine out of 10 doctors surveyed
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said, "who is this?"
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Why are you calling so late?"
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But the 10th guy was into it
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♪ Chattertons taste
so cool and mild ♪
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♪ a treat for you ♪
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♪ and your unborn child ♪
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Official cigarette of
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the U.S. olympic team.
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- Jenna!
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Remember that package you
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made me take to Singapore
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last summer?
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I just got out of changi prison.
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- Oh, thank you,
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just portion control
and exercise.
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Paul!
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Did you pick up the ring?
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- Liza minnelli's baby tooth
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surrounded by rubies
that passed through
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a terrified Michael kors.
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- It'll look amazing on camera.
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- Look, I don't want to
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propose on TV.
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I want it to be private.
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- What are you saying, Paul?
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- Rick santorum is right.
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Marriage is a sacred union
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between a man and a woman,
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which is why I'm
asking you right now,
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to make me the
luckiest shman - wait
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Look, I'm sorry to pull the
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biological woman card here,
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but according to roe
v. Dewayne Wade,
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I have a right to choose,
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and I choose a
televised proposal.
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If you can't give me that,
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I'm not sure what my
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answer will be.
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- Are you giving
me an ultimatum?
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Look, I am the man here, Jenna.
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I may have a dress and a
wig and a gynecologist, but
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I am the man.
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- Without live TV,
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think of the amazing moments
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we would've missed,
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the moon landing,
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uh the Beatles,
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"the voice" results show,
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that time Mr. Lutz was an extra,
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and he got so
nervous, he threw up!
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No, don't remind him!
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Oh, I had veal.
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I had veal with cheese on it.
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- And what about Joey Montero's
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old variety show?
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Why, he was just
like you, Mr. Jordan,
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because he did not
want to rehearse,
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and he wanted
to get out of there
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as soon as possible.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Joey Montero!
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♪ Que fachia amo con questo ♪
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♪ my love is nowhere in sight ♪
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♪ que fachia amo con questo ♪
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♪ high as the moon every night ♪
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We got a great
show for you tonight.
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We got a great show.
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Oh at least that's what the
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Jews I pay told me.
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I tell ya,
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I feel great.
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I slept like a baby last night.
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I woke up crying with a
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boob in my mouth.
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Okay that was the joke stuff!
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Oh all right, here comes a lady.
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- Hi, Joey.
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I'm dusty Springfield.
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Sure, let's go with that!
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♪ When I said I needed you ♪
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- I need you too baby.
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♪ You said ♪
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♪ you would always stay ♪
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- I can see inside your mouth.
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♪ It was always me
who changed but you ♪
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- Are we on a boat?
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♪ And now you've gone ♪
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♪ away ♪
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- That's plenty. Donkey
stringbean, everybody.
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♪ Don't have to
say you love me ♪
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♪ just be close at hand ♪
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- Where's the gang
going tonight fellas?
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Jack Dempsey's steakhouse?
♪ Don't have to stay forever ♪
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♪ I'll be there to stand ♪
- you're
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♪ invited too
dingy string bean. ♪
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♪ Believe me ♪
- but bring cab fare...
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♪ Believe me ♪
- for in the morning
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if you know what I'm ea yin'.
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♪ I can't help but love you ♪
- oh, I just burped up
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clams casino,
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which is weird cause
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I didn't have any.
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Well, hello there glasses.
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- Glamour, excitement,
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what we, today,
would call alcoholism.
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(Audience claps live television
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had everything!
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- Well, not everything.
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Where were the black people?
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- Actually, Mr. Spurlock,
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NBC had the first two
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black characters on TV, sort of.
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For "Alfie and Abner,"
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NBC hired one African-American
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and one Caucasian,
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because they thought two black
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people on the same show
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would make the audience nervous.
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A rule NBC still uses today.
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- Abner!
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I'm home from work.
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Where are you, my brother?
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- Here I is, Alfie.
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- Oh hell no!
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I'm not doin' this.
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- NBC received
a lot of complaints
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that the show wasn't
on often enough.
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So they forced
Theodore Freeman to
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honor his contract.
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- I's done stole 'dis catfish!
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- Sir, I'm asking you as a
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human being to please stop
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talking like that.
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- I's gone eat it
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until I'm belly full.
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- This is debasing to the
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both of us.
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I was a tuskegee airman.
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Zippity goo goo!
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- You may anger me,
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but I believe non-violence is
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the path to change.
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- I believe you can catch a
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rainbow in yo hat!
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- I'll kill you,
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00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,718
you ignorant...
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Believe it or not,
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- they did not stop
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doing the show,
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which made for tense,
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but thrilling live TV.
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- Banjo!
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- Kenneth, I've frankly lost
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track of what you were
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00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,515
trying to convince us of
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with these detailed
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00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,084
descriptions of
television shows.
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Thank you!
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00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,787
- Come on, Kenneth,
time's changed.
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Television replaced radio;
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- cars replaced horses.
- Not where
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I'm from!
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Are you telling me the
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mayor of your hometown is a car?
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Pretty weird!
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00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,167
- Are you laughing at me?
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00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,568
Okay,
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let's all take a little break.
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00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:27,707
- Hello.
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I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman.
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I know it's live!
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I want people to know.
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Did you mother smoke
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chattertons cigarettes
while pregnant
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during the 1950s or '60s?
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If she did,
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You probably can't hear me
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because of fetal
chatterton syndrome!
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Turn up the volume!
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Recent studies have shown that,
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while pregnancy is disgusting,
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babies do not
need tar or nicotine.
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If you're currently suffering
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from chattertons syndrome,
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please use your
birdlike claws to
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dial the number below.
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Then, use the rectum you have,
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instead of a mouth, to
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say something like,
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To signify that you wish to
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join a class action suit
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00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,617
against chattertons.
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♪ If you have scales
instead of skin ♪
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00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,521
♪ pick up the phone ♪
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♪ Sue chattertons ♪
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- All right, this is idiotic.
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00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,585
We've got a show to do at...
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Oh my god, Kenneth!
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It's my period.
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00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,570
It's uh gonna blow!
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00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:32,805
- We both know you're
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not due for another nine days.
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00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,010
I'm ashamed of you Ms. Lemon.
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00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,747
Oh think of your hero
Rosemary Howard!
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00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:41,581
She wrote for the edgiest
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00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,150
live variety show of all time,
403
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,352
"the Gruber bother and nipsey."
404
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:49,922
- Hey nipsey,
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00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:50,757
what do you get when you
406
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,458
cross a chicken with a hippie?
407
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,692
- I don't know, dicky.
408
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,560
What do you get when
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00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,529
you cross a chicken
with a hippie?
410
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,363
- I don't know, but
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00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,599
lbj likes 'em both fried!
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00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:00,832
- Lay it on me.
413
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,636
- Laying it on me.
414
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:08,307
Lay it on me.
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00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,675
- Lay it on me.
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00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,755
Now's you go, nipsey!
417
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,515
I'm the first streaker!
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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,868
- Streaking's the new thing!
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00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,720
We touched penises.
420
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:21,554
We interrupt this
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00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,788
program to bring you an
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00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,457
NBC news special report.
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00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,725
From Rockefeller center,
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00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,995
Chet Huntley and David Brinkley.
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00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,249
- Good evening, NBC news has
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learned that, less than an
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00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:32,932
hour ago, there was an
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explosion aboard the
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Apollo thirteen spacecraft.
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00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,536
David.
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00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,804
- Thank you Chet.
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00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:38,771
Chet.
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00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,315
Thank you, David.
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We're awaiting further
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information, David.
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00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,608
- Thank you, Chet.
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00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,410
Let's go to the
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man's space center in Houston.
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00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,479
And our reporter on
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00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:47,872
the scene, Mr. Jamie garnett.
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00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,047
Jamie.
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00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,350
- Thank you Chet and David.
- I'm sorry, sweetheart,
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00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,185
could you move out the way of
444
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,019
our camera?
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00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:53,853
We need to talk to our
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00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,455
new reporter, Jamie garnett.
447
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,756
Now, where is he?
448
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,200
- I'm Jamie garnett, gentlemen.
449
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:58,925
I spoke earlier with
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00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,927
NASA flight
director, Glen Lenny.
451
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:01,761
- Uh listen doll,
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00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,114
you're not making any sense.
453
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,357
You're probably hysterical
from menstruation.
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00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,133
Go lie down,
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00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,686
make sure and
get plenty of iron,
456
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,337
maybe eat a ham salad.
457
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,171
- I'm being told that
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00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,405
commander James Lovell...
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00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,650
- honey, you have a dynamite
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00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,441
shape, but you're gonna
461
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,275
have to shut up,
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00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,920
and let man tell us
what's happening.
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00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,679
Now, is your father or a
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00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,013
policeman nearby?
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00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,583
- Look, where did you find that
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00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,984
microphone, sugar-mouth?
467
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,462
Was it just lying
there on the ground?
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00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,920
Where is Jamie garnett?
469
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:28,754
- This just in,
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00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,223
male NBC news reporter,
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00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,792
Jamie garnett is missing.
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00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,293
- I'm right here, you mother...
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Classic, live television!
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00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:38,731
And while they never
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00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,233
found Jamie garnett,
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that woman who
stole his microphone
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00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,070
went on to become...
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A wife.
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00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,840
- Has Paul not come back?
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He's not answering his phone.
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00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,342
What have I done?
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00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:50,843
- Calm down.
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00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,077
Paul's gone,
484
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:52,778
but you're getting
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00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,252
proposed to on the show tonight
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00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,081
By me!
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00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,514
This is New York state, bitch!
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00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,018
Anyone can marry anything now,
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00:16:59,252 --> 00:16:59,852
- What?
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00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:00,686
- Oh come on,
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00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,521
it's everything you want,
492
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,232
think about what
great TV this'll be.
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00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:03,923
It's what you want.
494
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:04,757
- No.
495
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,225
It's not what I want.
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00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,294
Paul is everything I want.
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00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,768
He's the reason to get married,
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00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,297
not TV.
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00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,432
Rick santorum was right.
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00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,067
How could I have been so blind?
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00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,003
- Cause you're
a horrible person.
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00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,504
Thank you.
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00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,505
Just portion control and
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00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,643
lots of water.
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00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,847
- All in favor of
keeping TGS live!
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00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,562
- It's still not unanimous,
507
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,317
and it never will be.
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00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,671
This is a business, Kenneth.
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00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,953
And if live TV went away,
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the only thing that would change
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00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,156
would be NBC's profit margin.
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- That's not true, jacky d.
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- Come on,
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00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,528
it wasn't that dramatic.
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00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,230
- Live TV changed my life.
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00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,332
In 1986, my church dance crews
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00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,467
performed on a
regional telethon.
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00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,069
It was my big break.
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00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,303
Flashback.
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00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,510
- This is for you, Jesus!
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00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:08,054
Oh my coccyx!
522
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,287
- It's not funny!
523
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,455
Coccyx is the scientific
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00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,259
term for your butt bone!
525
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,494
Why are you all laughing?
526
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,831
Oh, I like it!
527
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,101
Coccyx!
528
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,035
You know what this is?
529
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,837
It was a ghetto mating call.
530
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,609
Oh my god!
531
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,310
I remember that!
532
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,079
- That was you?
533
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,312
- That's when I realized
534
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,615
I was a ridiculous man!
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00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,249
- Tracey, I was there.
536
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,118
As a low-level ge employee,
537
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,153
I was answering
phones at that telethon.
538
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,627
When you took off your clothes,
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00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,956
they cut to the phone Banks.
540
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,424
Gasp!
541
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,726
I made a hilarious
542
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,462
prank call to that telethon.
543
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,735
- Did the man who answered
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00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,830
the phone sound like he
545
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:52,498
had the piercing Blue
546
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,966
eyes of an ice dragon?
547
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,570
Yes!
548
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,205
Hello.
549
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,641
I'd like to speak
to general electric.
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00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,943
Madam.
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00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,216
I'm afraid you're confused.
552
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,817
- I was a nurse in the war,
553
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:12,652
and I met him when
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00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:13,885
he was just a Colonel.
555
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,355
He's the father of my child!
556
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,525
- General electric
is not a person.
557
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,261
- Toby, come
talk to your father!
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00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,130
- Daddy, it's your son,
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00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,466
Toby electric.
560
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,301
- I can tell by your voice that
561
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,535
you were a very ungainly
562
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,371
teenage girl from
563
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,141
southeastern Pennsylvania.
564
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:35,975
- Ah ha!
565
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:36,809
You're burnt!
566
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,044
How ya like me now?
567
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,312
- Young lady,
568
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,214
no one, no one,
569
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,517
jokes down general electric.
570
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,750
And if I ever...
571
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,426
Do you mind?
572
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,631
If I ever
573
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,965
Get my thick, manly
574
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:00,800
hands on you,
575
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,033
I will roast you alive in
576
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,536
an oven I designed myself,
577
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,238
using two, no
three kinds of heat.
578
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,941
I'm a Jack Donaghy, dammit.
579
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,886
Watching you get all
580
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,378
red-faced on TV,
581
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,580
that night I found my calling,
582
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,048
sticking it to the man!
583
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:16,916
- You know what?
584
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:17,883
That night changed my life too.
585
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,119
Don Geiss saw my loyalty
586
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,352
slash handsomeness,
587
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,497
and the day, he promoted me
588
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,324
out of poisons and
into microwaves.
589
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,558
- Live TV made us all
590
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,594
what we are today.
591
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,188
- Oh no need to
take another vote.
592
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,797
TGS is meant to be live.
593
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,111
To make it more profitable,
594
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,165
we just need to do more
595
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,401
sponsored product placement.
596
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,402
- You should do it with the
597
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,403
upcoming Warner brothers movie
598
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:38,237
"rock of ages," based on the
599
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,471
hit broad way musical,
600
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,540
rocking a theater
near you June 15th.
601
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,142
Tom Cruise sings!
602
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,113
- Or I'll just pay you
603
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,080
more or less.
604
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,715
Kenneth, let us out of here!
605
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,257
- Paul didn't come.
606
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,526
I ruined everything.
607
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,927
- Yeah, you blew it.
608
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:02,728
So I'll just jump out at
609
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,464
some point and
les it up with you!
610
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,298
- Okay.
611
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,200
Okay, we're live in
612
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,604
five, four, three, two.
613
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:14,940
And now,
614
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:15,841
prince William and prince
615
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,044
Time-traveling fart detectives.
616
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:19,879
- Ha!
617
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,514
Take that my man!
618
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,581
- Prince, do you smell
619
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:24,749
something fishy?
620
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:25,518
- Wait.
621
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:26,751
Who's that dude?
622
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,121
♪ Zooby zooby zooo ♪
623
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:36,061
♪ Zooby zooby zoo ♪
624
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,730
♪ zooby zoo ♪
625
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:42,868
♪ zooby zoo ♪
626
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,102
Jenna Maroney,
627
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:44,837
you're the woman I
628
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,070
wanna grow old with.
629
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,272
Old being an acronym for
630
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,642
oxylaprodexatrin.
631
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,076
A hallucenogenic plant extract
632
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,579
that makes sex terrifying.
633
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,413
I wanna spend the rest of
634
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,182
my life making you happy.
635
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,615
And that's why I'm asking you,
636
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,218
on TV, to marry me.
637
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,452
- Oh Paul.
638
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,858
No, no, a million times no.
639
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,726
Not like this.
640
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,895
I don't wanna get
married for publicity.
641
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,797
I wanna get married for you,
642
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:12,631
and so that you don't
643
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,367
testify against me in court.
644
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:16,202
- I still don't know what's
645
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:20,573
going on.
646
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,913
- Classic live TV?
647
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,950
- I slipped.
648
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,284
I slipped and hit my head
649
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,719
in the bathroom.
650
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:34,953
Who am I?
651
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,055
- You're my boyfriend.
652
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:36,956
We were just gonna call
653
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,891
some people I went
to high school with.
654
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,306
Thanks to Lorne Michaels,
655
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,175
Paul McCartney,
656
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,210
John Hamm, Jimmy Fallon,
657
00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,578
Amy poehler,
658
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,313
Fred armisen, Chris Parnell,
659
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,148
will forte, Donald Glover,
660
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,917
Kristen Shaw, Cheyenne Jackson,
661
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,418
Beth McCartney Miller,
662
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:07,820
SNL crew, I love you!
663
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,255
Thirty rock crew, I love you.
664
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,956
This happened again!
665
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,625
And that happened!
666
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,002
Watch "parks and rec" tonight,
667
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,794
directed by Amy poehler.
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