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[Knocking] Miss Lemon!
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It's me, Kenneth
Parcell, the page.
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You probably didn't recognize
me in this new page uniform.
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I recognize you, Kenneth.
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The old uniforms were timeless,
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practical, sexy.
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But, uh, this...
This is an outrage.
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You need to make them
go back to the old uniform.
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Look, I don't have
that kind of authority.
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Then what do you do?
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(Jenna) I really like that.
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That'll be great. Thank you.
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Hey! I just got a
call from security.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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Why would I steal a
file from personnel?
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What? Uh...
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No. Claire is in the lobby.
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Claire Harper? From Chicago?
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Yep. Fun, crazy Claire.
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Oh, man, do you
remember that night
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we all danced in that
open fire hydrant?
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Yeah. Her roof parties.
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Karaoke in boystown.
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The all-night scavenger hunts.
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Do you remember when we
crashed that Polish wedding?
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Yeah. She's exhausting.
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Oh, I know.
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She's gonna make us buy
more of her homemade jewelry.
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Birds always attack
me when I wear it.
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I am not letting her drag
me out to some club tonight.
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I am too old for that.
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Up or down, ladies?
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Neither. We're waiting
for our old roommate.
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She's like a human Macarena...
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Something everyone
did at parties in 1996.
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Me-ow!
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You're right. That was harsh.
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No, no, Mi Au...
She owns the largest
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alternative energy
company in Asia.
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So as part of our
green initiative,
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we're doing a reality show
about her quest to find a boyfriend.
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Wow!
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[Elevator bell dings]
Ah, here comes Claire.
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I'm already tired.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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[Squealing]
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[Sobbing]
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Surprise! I'm
designing hats now.
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Hats! Oh, Claire, this is
my boss, Jack Donaghy.
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Hi, there.
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Welcome to New York.
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Let's see... we're using
credit cards and cabs now,
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all the galleries have
moved to Chelsea,
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and we're off cupcakes
and we're back to doughnuts.
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Would you excuse
me for a moment?
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Hmm. Ha!
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So, girls, what are
we doing tonight?
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You know, the baggage handler
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told me about this
storage unit party
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that's on the lower eastside.
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Starts about midnight,
sponsored by Myirt vodka,
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and I think some drug
dealer of some kind,
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but the only rule is
that we all have to dj.
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I mean, it's gonna
be so much fun!
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[Squealing]
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[Exciting jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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What's wrong, Ken?
You got wife eyes.
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I'm just sad, sir.
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I've worn this old jacket
since 19...[Mumbles]
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And now they're
just throwin' it away.
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Is there nothing sacred?
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Have we lost our moral center?
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I just makes me
wanna pee on someone.
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And I appreciate that,
sir. But rules are rules.
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I'm just gonna
have to live with it.
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I hate to see you
like this, Ken doll.
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It's like a owl without
a graduation cap...
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Heartbreaking.
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So what can I buy you
to make you happy?
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The things I want don't
have a price tag, sir.
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Well, money can't buy a
sunset or a child's smile
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or a satisfying finale
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to the hit NBC television
series night court.
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Court? At night?
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I'm already laughing.
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Tell me more.
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Well, night court was
supposed to end with a wedding
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between Christine and Harry.
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But the show didn't
get a 10th season,
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so that great love
story was left untold.
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So you never got closure
with those be-loved characters?
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Hey, did you see our
shout-out in variety?
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They called us a comedy show.
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Lemon, I ran into your
friend Claire on the elevator.
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She is... very pretty.
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No, no, no, no, she's
nuts when it comes to guys.
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We had a name for
her back in Chicago.
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It's too rude to,
uh, say out loud.
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"Crazyputty"?
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No. Oh.
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Yeah. She's psycho.
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She is fatal attraction.
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She is staunchly in
favor of cocoa puffs.
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Do not sleep with her.
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Well, I wish you had
told me that an hour ago.
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What?
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Oh, hey, Liz.
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Jack was just...
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Giving me directions,
uh, to the F train.
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So are we still on for tonight?
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Because it is going to be epic.
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I can't.
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I volunteer at a thing
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with kids and old people.
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Bring 'em!
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See ya.
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What were you thinking?
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Some woman you've known
for ten seconds in the elevator?
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I don't see what the problem is.
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This is objectively awesome.
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You don't understand.
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For her, sex is not something
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that you have to do
after the 12th date.
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She uses it to suck men
in and bleed them dry.
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Back in Chicago, I saw
her take powerful men down.
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Didn't matter if it
was Scottie pippin
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or the drummer for the BoDeans
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or someone else's boyfriend
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who ran a small but
prestigious clowning academy.
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Whose boyfriend?
Uh-huh, I get it.
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The fun, pretty girl
who got the guys.
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Some of them yours?
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No. Listen to me.
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She's not fun. She's just crazy.
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Like... grab-a-cop's-gun crazy.
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Lemon, having known Claire
for a very enjoyable 20 minutes
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and you for what
feels like infinity,
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I'm gonna go with
Claire on this one.
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(Tracy) You ready
for your big surprise?
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Yes, sir.
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Gosh, last time
I was blindfolded
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was when I had to play the piano
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at that weird masquerade party.
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Ta da!
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[Squeals]
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Some of the cast of night court!
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That's right, k. And
they're here for you.
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This is the sick kid you
were telling us about?
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(Markie) Oh, bless your heart.
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Do you like race cars?
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I do! Oh!
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Thank you, Mr. Jordan.
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This is the greatest
day of my life.
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First I find that
quarter this morning...
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Um... I lost a quarter.
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Earlier.
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[Tapping glass]
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[Murmuring stops]
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Uh, everyone, to Mi Au.
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May tonight's fundraiser
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for your fundraising foundation
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be as successful as last
week's cocktail reception
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for your rehab center.
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(Woman) Jack's
just being modest.
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He won't tell you...
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But I will.
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Today..
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Is Jack's birthday!
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Hit it, boys.
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ to you ♪
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♪ happy birthday ♪
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♪ to you ♪
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♪ happy birthday ♪
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♪ dear Jackie bear ♪
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♪ happy birthday ♪
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♪ to him ♪ ♪
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[Laughing]
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Jack, introduce me
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to this charming young woman.
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I'm his life coach,
Esmeralda Fitzmonster.
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Would you excuse us
just for a moment, please?
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How did you get in here?
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And first of all, it's
not even my birthday.
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I know, isn't it funny?
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What?
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Oh, come on. Are you mad?
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I'm just being fun
and spontaneous!
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This is highly inappropriate.
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I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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If I kill myself, it
is all your fault!
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[Crowd gasps]
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[Laughing]
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[Snapping]
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[Music starts]
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You were right about Claire.
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She crashed mi
au's party. Uh-huh.
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Did she do sexy birthday or
mannequin who comes to life?
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Sexy birthday, thank god!
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This is bad. I need your help.
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When we were having
sex at the palace,
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she told me she loved
me. You did it again?
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Well, it was quick
and in the meat locker.
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That's okay, right?
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What is wrong with you
men? You're like junkies.
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Why can't you just say no?
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Lemon, let me explain something
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that you could have
no way of knowing.
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Emotionally
unstable women are...
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Fantastic in the sack.
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I mean, their self-loathing
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translates into...
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Never mind.
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I've gotta get out of this.
What do other guys do?
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Well, one guy died.
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Scottie pippin requested
a trade to Houston.
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Houston's too humid.
What about this died thing?
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[Sighs] Where is she now?
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Chained to the radiator
in her hotel room.
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It was her idea.
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She's an amazing woman, Lemon.
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Okay, I need to keep
you two separated.
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I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.
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I will go clubbing with Claire.
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I will attempt a hairdo.
I will wear high heels.
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Claire's wearing
high heels right now.
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Go home, junkie. I'm
cutting off your supply.
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She's leaving Thursday.
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Do you think you can
make it through one night?
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Just gotta hack it.
Just gotta hack it.
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(Tracy) My boy Ken has
written a masterpiece,
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and trust me, I
use that word a lot.
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I just want to thank y'all
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for making this dream
come true for me.
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Finally giving america
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what it wants...
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A reunion of friends
from night court.
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And the wedding of
Harry and Christine.
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Before we begin, I
would just like to say
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how special it is to
be with you all again,
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my very special family
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I just wish the brilliant
John Larroquette
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could be here as well.
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Yeah, you know, he
really did wanna come,
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but he couldn't work
the schedule out.
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You and John still talk?
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We stay in touch, yeah.
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Did he mention me?
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You came up, Markie.
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You always come up, Markie.
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Well, of course I come
up at your little boys' club.
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You always thought that
you were better than me
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because you were
nominated for emmys.
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Well, I would have
been nominated too,
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but I was just too hot
to be taken seriously!
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Well, that wouldn't be a
problem now, would it?
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Uh-huh.
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Court is adjourned.
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Oh... this is worse
than the original finale.
262
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,255
What are we gonna do?
263
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,549
I don't know, Ken,
but this is bad.
264
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,635
I wish this were an
episode of night court,
265
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:58,139
'cause then there'd be
some big joke right now.
266
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,231
Oh, that is so hot!
267
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,857
You just look
good in everything.
268
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,026
[Giggling] I wanna
buy some hats.
269
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,486
Yes!
270
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,655
Hey, you're selling
hats in the office.
271
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,758
I am, and I didn't ask
because I knew you'd say yes.
272
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,159
So... what's the haps?
273
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,619
What are we doing tonight,
274
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,538
hitting a clizzub with Jenna?
275
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,666
You know, I'd love to, but I
kind of have tentative plans.
276
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,118
Oh, what, with Jack? Come on.
277
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,561
He's, like, the first
guy you met here.
278
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,962
Roll with us tonight,
279
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,506
and you will meet
someone even hotter.
280
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,299
Really? Guaranteed.
281
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,011
Like I was at this club
last week called... chili's,
282
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,974
and I met this smoking guy.
283
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,433
He was just raw.
284
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,478
Tell me everything.
285
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,896
I'm going to.
286
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,565
He was wearing this shirt,
287
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,942
and I could
totally see his nips.
288
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,236
And he was very muscular.
289
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,155
Really? Did you
go home with him?
290
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,365
Yes. To his loft.
291
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,243
Where he gave me the business.
292
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,537
So let's go dancing
in high heels!
293
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,869
God! Okay, I'm gonna do
it. I'm gonna blow off Jack.
294
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,875
Where should we go? Uh...
295
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,407
You guys should go to aquarium.
296
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,668
It's this new night club,
297
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,462
and all the women
are in a glass room
298
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,047
in the center of
the dance floor,
299
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,801
and all the guys just
watch and feed them.
300
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,386
That sounds so hot!
301
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,430
Yes. Thank you, Cerie.
That's very helpful.
302
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,640
Thank you. So helpful.
303
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,932
You have to go through
304
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,226
with this wedding, Harry.
305
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,020
It means the world
to my boy Ken.
306
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,938
Hey, I am game, but it's Markie.
307
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,732
She will not let go of the past.
308
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,735
Okay. So you and
markeline have bad blood.
309
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,236
But it's bigger than that.
310
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,072
My boy Kenneth is going
through some really tough times.
311
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,844
They're trying to
make him wear a coat
312
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,578
that's different
than his other coat.
313
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,917
(Tracy) You won't
regret this, Harry
314
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,668
you look great.
315
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,047
Markie, will you do me the honor
316
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,341
of becoming my fake wife
317
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,673
so we can get our money
and get the hell outta here?
318
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,722
I've waited 15 years to
hear you say those words.
319
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,475
(Kenneth) It's happening.
Nothing can go wrong now.
320
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:09,771
[Applause]
321
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,905
There you are!
Why did you leave?
322
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,033
I think those persian guys
wanted us to make out together.
323
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,326
I'm waiting for Claire.
324
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,869
She texted me like an hour ago
325
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,081
and said that she was
getting on the F train.
326
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,874
Oh, no.
327
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,584
What? What is it?
328
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,839
[Telephone rings]
329
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,216
Lemon?
330
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,009
Jack, she's in your house.
331
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,679
[Laughs] Don't be ridiculous.
332
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,389
The alarm is...
333
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,810
I made you a white
pizza and a pot roast.
334
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,397
[Crying] Because I just
think you're... so amazing!
335
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,898
Look at me playing house!
336
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,359
My god, you must
think I'm out of my mind.
337
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,651
[Laughing]
338
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,535
Do you? You just looked
away when I said that.
339
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,322
I saw you. No.
340
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,533
[Objects clattering]
341
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,826
Just kiss me.
342
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,079
I know your lips will be honest.
343
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,653
Lemon, I've gotta call you back.
344
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,459
(Liz) No...
345
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,462
Now, when we left off,
346
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,965
Christine was
stuck in the elevator,
347
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,134
Mac had two dates
on the same night,
348
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,511
and Harry just discovered
he was adopted.
349
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,138
So let's turn to page two.
350
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,430
(Jenna) Well, well, well.
351
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,849
A night court reunion.
352
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,851
Funny how I wasn't invited.
353
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,185
Or had you forgotten about
354
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,597
my three episode arc as
public defender sparky Monroe?
355
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,398
No, we remember, Jenna.
356
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,567
You were the werewolf lawyer.
357
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,485
I can prove my
client is innocent.
358
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,154
If only it weren't a full
359
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,489
[howling] Mooon!
360
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,158
You made us jump the shark.
361
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,368
You're the reason we
didn't have a 10th season!
362
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,940
I had just bought my second home
363
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,848
when they brought that
idiot werewolf lawyer in.
364
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,998
Uh, that idiot werewolf
365
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,709
paid for my hand
reduction surgery, okay?
366
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,770
Kenneth, I can't believe
you're such a night court fan
367
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,354
and didn't know I
played the werelawyer.
368
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,547
I knew.
369
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,841
Very well.
370
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,260
I can take a hint.
371
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:08,514
But you haven't seen
the last of sparky Monroe!
372
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,143
[Unsettling music]
373
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,811
Liz, help me!
374
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,606
Jack, what happened last night?
375
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,107
Why are you wearing that hat?
376
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,439
[Whispering] I don't know.
377
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,985
You did it again?
378
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,612
[Whispering] I can't help it.
379
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,944
I'm under a lot of pressure,
and Claire's my escape.
380
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,366
She is like a drug.
381
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,052
I crave her all the time,
even though she's bad for me.
382
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,316
And my teeth are getting loose!
383
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,596
I don't think I
can get outta this.
384
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,038
Wait, maybe Claire is right...
385
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,707
Maybe if we have a baby
together things will calm down.
386
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,666
Jack, this is what she does.
387
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,377
She sucks you
into her craziness,
388
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,253
and you have to fight it.
389
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714
You have to step
up and end this!
390
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:46,761
I'm scared, Lemon. I'll do
whatever you say. Okay.
391
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,015
Oh, what a surprise. What
are you two chattin' about?
392
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,351
Actually, Claire, we
were talking about you,
393
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,454
and Jack has something
that he'd like to tell you.
394
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,480
Oh. I do.
395
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,982
I'd like to suck that
ring right off your toe.
396
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,274
Just gotta hack it.
397
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,359
Oh, please stop.
398
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,279
Don't make that angry
muppet face at him.
399
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,782
I know what you were
trying to do last night.
400
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,714
You were trying to
keep me away from Jack.
401
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,244
And you almost fooled me.
402
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,829
But then I remembered something.
403
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,539
You don't like to have fun.
404
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,499
And now your little
plan is backfiring.
405
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,751
And Jack is seeing
the manipulative you.
406
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,754
The single white female
thing that you have with me.
407
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,632
I don't have a single
white female thing with you!
408
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,593
Honey, you moved
into my building.
409
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,555
You wore chokers
because I wore chokers.
410
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,598
I like a choker. Yes!
411
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,851
You dated that
clown, Joel Sucheki.
412
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853
First! I dated
him first, Claire.
413
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,185
And he was not that clown.
414
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,606
He was the head
clowning instructor.
415
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,025
Hmm. I'm not doing this.
416
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,944
I am only here because
Jack is my friend,
417
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,737
and he asked me to
be here as support.
418
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,115
Yes, right! That
is what I'm saying!
419
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,285
We all want what's
best for Jack, right?
420
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,257
So why don't we just
get this three-way on?
421
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,371
No! No.
422
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,498
Right? I mean, that's
a bad idea, right?
423
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,834
All right, well, I
tried to be the adult.
424
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,336
And if only one of
us gets to have him,
425
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,338
I'm afraid it's gonna be me.
426
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,790
Jack, you wanted out of this.
427
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,550
Break the cycle.
You have a choice.
428
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,177
You can choose Claire or...
429
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,137
Claire. I-I would like Claire.
430
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,930
Fine. I am done helping you.
431
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,016
And when you hit rock
bottom, which you will,
432
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,476
I am not gonna bail you out!
433
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,686
I'm deleting you from my phone!
434
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,730
Password? What?
435
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,525
Hey, Tracy and
Kenneth won't put me in
436
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,057
the night court finale they're
shooting on Stage tonight.
437
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,446
What? I know!
438
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,114
I'm the werelawyer!
439
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,406
Wh...
440
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,075
Ohh.
441
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,287
Objection! Here we go again.
442
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,914
(Harry) Tell me about it.
443
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,666
The last time I
saw either of you,
444
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,919
there was a problem
with the page uniforms.
445
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,046
A problem that
persists, Liz Lemon.
446
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,378
Hey, are you with network?
447
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,341
How 'bout if heroes
had this new character,
448
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,676
and his superpower
was, like, close up magic?
449
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,763
What? No. Oh,
big fan, by the way.
450
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,598
You are breaking union rules,
451
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,642
our insurance doesn't
cover any of this,
452
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,352
and you are
potentially infringing
453
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,437
on Warner brothers'
intellectual property.
454
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,730
Shut this down.
455
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,316
I want a different answer.
Where's Jack Donaghy?
456
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,248
No, there's no more
Jack. He's dead to us.
457
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,278
Break this down! Everybody out.
458
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,655
[Whispers] I'm sorry.
459
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,615
Can I say something?
Absolutely not.
460
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,701
The only crime
any of us is guilty of
461
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,411
is caring for one another.
462
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,289
Mr. Jordan, who
tried to cheer me up,
463
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,916
these wonderful actors
464
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,503
who tried to make a young
man's dream come true.
465
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,235
If there is a law
against friendship,
466
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,799
then lock me up.
467
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,801
But if there isn't...
468
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,263
Then the show must
go onward. What?
469
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,599
Ken, you did it! You
changed her mind!
470
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,891
No, no! [Whooping]
471
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,727
No, he didn't!
472
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,019
Stop group hugging.
473
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,897
Who does that?
474
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,942
[Overlapping chatter]
475
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,485
Isn't this great?
476
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,945
We're together.
477
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,780
We're in line to
get into a club.
478
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,032
I have my glow stick.
479
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,784
Uh-huh. Yeah.
480
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,996
There's no more Liz
trying to keep us apart.
481
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,208
No more drama. No
more sneaking around.
482
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,835
Or recording our
intimate moments
483
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,795
and leaving them for
Liz on her voicemail.
484
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,255
What? You know what?
485
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,483
I really... I don't think I even
know what this is anymore.
486
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,550
I mean, are we boring?
487
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,010
Are we some sexless couple
488
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,902
that just sits in
silence at a fish place
489
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055
on like a Sunday night at 5:00?
490
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,827
Because if we
are, I will kill myself!
491
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,518
Wh-no! We're exciting.
We're having fun.
492
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,020
Yeah?
493
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,771
You really wanna have fun, Jack?
494
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,223
Yes. Let's do something wild.
495
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,921
You like it when I
get naughty, Jack?
496
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610
Yeah.
497
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,321
Where the hell did...
498
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,158
Crazyputty!
499
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,869
Hey, g-guy in the really
cool, cool hat has a gun.
500
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,161
Drop it! Now!
501
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,872
Has a gun! Has a
gun! No, no, no, no!
502
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,290
Has a gun. Run, Jack!
503
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,542
She's crazyputty! Run, Jack!
504
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,836
[Laughing]
505
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,051
Well, it's been
quite a... night.
506
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,554
And it's been
quite a court... ship.
507
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,724
So by the power vested in
me by the state of New York,
508
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,601
I hereby pronounce us...
509
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,604
Mr. and Mrs. Judge
Harry T. Stone.
510
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,606
And I may now kiss the bride.
511
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,984
Uh-oh, it's almost a full
512
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,612
mooooon!
513
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,904
Yeah.
514
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,698
And as my first official act
515
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,784
as a newly married judge,
516
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,704
I hereby declare the
new page uniforms at NBC
517
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996
illegal!
518
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,206
I added that.
519
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,697
I went upstairs and I told 'em,
520
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,835
if you don't bring
back the old uniforms,
521
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,837
I refuse to play the role of Mac
522
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,632
in universal's upcoming
night court movie.
523
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,508
What's that now?
524
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,760
Thank you, Mr. Jordan!
525
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,720
[Giggling]
526
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,601
Are you okay?
527
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,272
(Jack) Thank you very much.
528
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,734
Lemon, real night court is
not at all like the TV show.
529
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,026
Remember that TV show?
530
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,069
I do.
531
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,381
I mean, the hookers
are not funny.
532
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,005
There's a lot more
sickly homeless people
533
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,326
and terrified college students.
534
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,537
Um... thank you
for bailing me out.
535
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,831
Claire threw my wallet
down a storm drain.
536
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,207
Ah.
537
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,667
Lemon, I'm sorry I...
538
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,336
I'm just glad you're okay.
539
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,505
Well, thank you for
answering your phone.
540
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,342
Well, I don't know
how to decline a call.
541
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,594
Claire used to
punch me in the face.
542
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:21,595
Ohh...
543
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,431
Look, Lemon, I'm done.
544
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,516
I swear. Hey, try this on.
545
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,518
That's a good look for you.
546
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,520
You like that? It's yours.
547
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,899
A little, uh, Lewis
carroll hair. [Giggling]
548
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,527
[ Night court theme plays]
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