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♪ ♪
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"In order that capitalism"
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"could come to dominate
other ways of life,
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"it had to originate somewhere
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as a modus vivendi common
to whole groups of man."
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Nothing?
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Hello?
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Hillary Clinton
is president, sir!
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I-I thought I would just
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try to scare you out of it.
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I-I need you to wake up.
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Sir, your son-in-law has
taken over the company.
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He's installed your
daughter as the CEO.
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Don't get me wrong.
She's a wonderful girl.
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I've been stripped of
all my responsibilities,
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ostracized.
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This morning I had to
cut my own cantaloupe.
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They're moving me
from the 52nd floor
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down to my new office...
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On 12.
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12!
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You've got to wake up... please!
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Marcus Shenkenberg was there.
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Who?
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Okay, the craziest thing
happened this morning.
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I was home on my
treadmill, and the phone rings,
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and you will not
believe who it was.
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Liz? It's, uh, Floyd.
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Floyd called?
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You were using your treadmill?
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Yes. And, yes, Pete.
I use it every day.
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Whoo!
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What did Floyd
want? He's in town.
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He was only supposed
to be here for a day,
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but there's some
big storm coming,
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and his flight on
Jetfun got cancelled.
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Jetfun... is that the
one with the footbaths?
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Oh, no, that's Airbike.
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They also have in-flight
pornos and NBC news.
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Jetfun's the one that
hands out fresh popcorn.
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Listen to me!
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Floyd wants to know if he
can crash at my apartment...
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So? What's the big deal?
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I haven't seen Floyd
since he left for Cleveland.
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The last time I tried
to get in touch with him,
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some rust-belt tramp
answered the phone.
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And now he's here, and I
don't know what crash means.
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I just don't wanna
embarrass myself.
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I wanna be top dog for once
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instead of just... dog.
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Then you need to make
him regret ever leaving.
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You need to pretend
you're doing great.
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I am doing great. Aw...
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For once, I am not
gonna be jan Brady.
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I'm gonna be marcia, damn it.
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My nose! My bad!
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See? It's starting already!
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Look out, Floyd.
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There is a new Liz, and...
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Ooh! Sandwich day.
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What's that?
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You've never heard
of sandwich day?
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Why, it's the most
wonderful day of all.
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Once a year,
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the teamsters go to this Italian
sandwich shop in Brooklyn.
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No one knows what
it's called or where it is.
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It's a teamster secret.
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But they buy us
these sandwiches...
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Oh, such sandwiches!
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And the dipping
sauce... oh, Joy!
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God bless us, every one!
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Mwah! Yeah!
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Well, I wish you the very
best with the office, Kathy.
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By the way, you know
who hates unicorns?
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Mark Wahlberg.
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Kathy Geiss's office.
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Please hold.
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Mr. Donaghy, you're not
really going down to 12,
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are you?
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I have to.
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Of course it's humiliating.
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Banks is trying to
shame me into leaving.
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But where else am I gonna go?
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I've been sleeping with the
Cindy Crawford of corporations
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for the last 22 years...
What am I supposed to do,
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just lie down with
some skank like 3M?
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What about Washington?
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I'm sure your friends in
the Bush administration...
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Bush? Has it gotten that bad?
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Good god, I'd rather work
for an American car company
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than jump on that sinking ship.
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I made you this.
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No. No, no, you didn't.
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Well...
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♪ I will remember you ♪
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♪ will you remember me? ♪
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♪ Dooby-do, dooby-do ♪
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♪ don't let your life
pass you by ♪ ♪
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Oh..hold it!
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Hey, Jack.
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I got a company-wide
email from the new CEO
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that was just a link to
cats wearing bowties?
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's great.
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Yeah, I'm really... crushing it.
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Why you going to 12?
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12? Did I hit 12?
I wanted, uh...
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40... 12,
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which is 52.
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Where I work.
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Business.
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I can't believe
sandwich day is over!
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Hey, look.
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Lutz is still eating.
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You're savoring it?
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What, you think
you're better than us?
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No, that's not it at all.
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Since my surgery,
I have to eat slowly
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or my insides might explode.
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Gimme it!
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It's like knives!
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Look, Liz Lemon's sandwich
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is still on her desk!
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Oh. Taking Liz's
food is not good.
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Where's my Mac and cheese?
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But as far as Liz Lemon knows,
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her sandwich never came.
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U-Uh, Liz?
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Floyd, I didn't see you there.
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Wow. You look great.
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Do I?
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I'm pretty tired from
playing as hard as I work.
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Okay, now, bring up 23...
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And give me some air.
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My key.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so
much for doing this.
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Uh, hey... can I take
you out to dinner tonight?
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You know, maybe we hit that
barbecue place you puked at.
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You'll have to be more specific.
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Well, I'll see you
back at... your place.
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Oh! Somebody get
me out of this dress!
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I can't breathe!
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You guys are
working hard, for once.
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Where's my sandwich?
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Lutz made us do it!
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No, it was Frank! It was Jordan!
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Stop it!
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This is all my
fault, miss Lemon,
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because I let it happen.
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And the only thing necessary
for the triumph of evil
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is for good men to do nothing.
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Please ask my permission
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before you quote me, Kenneth.
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I don't know how...
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But you're gonna get
me another sandwich,
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or I'm gonna cut
your face up so bad,
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you'll have a chin.
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You'll all have chins!
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Floor 12.
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Door closing.
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It's me again, sir.
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I thought you'd like to
know that it's snowing out,
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the city all silent and white.
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Wake up!
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Wake up!
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Wow, snow in may.
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Thank you, global warming,
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for extreme, unpredictable
weather patterns.
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There was actually a
tornado in Cleveland last week.
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Destroyed an entire city block.
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Three bowling
alleys, a liquor store,
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and the liquor store museum. Oh!
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So do you have
time to grab dessert?
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Yikes! Did you know it is 4:30?
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I haven't stayed up
this late since college.
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And behind this
trap door, more orcs.
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That'll really piss off Samir.
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My flight's in two hours.
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I'm sorry, I gotta go.
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You know, sometimes I
really regret leaving New York.
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Like... right now, for instance.
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Well, what does New York
have that Cleveland doesn't have?
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I read that you guys
are getting an Ikea.
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Yeah. I'll believe
it when I see it.
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Well, we've just
been burned before.
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It was really great
seeing you, Liz.
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I'll see you.
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Now, turn and look back at me.
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Atta boy. Eat it up, Cleveland.
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Oh, god. Youths!
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I'm losing it, Don.
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I mean, I been walking the
streets in this crazy snow,
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trying to figure out
who I am, where I fit in.
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I even stopped to catch a
snowflake with my tongue,
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but evidently, that's some
sort of signal in Chelsea.
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Just give me a sign.
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I've given everything
to this company,
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but now I feel that
maybe I should...
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Quit.
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You have to leave.
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What?
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Visiting hours
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were over some time ago.
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What happened to your voice?
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I was hit by
lightning as a child.
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They made a movie about me.
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You have to leave ge.
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What did you say?
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Geriatric extended care.
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That's what...
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This wing of the hospital
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is called.
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I have to leave ge.
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After last night's
freak snowfall,
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it's 90 and humid.
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In other global warming news,
a tornado hit downtown Detroit,
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putting out several fires.
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Hello?
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How did it go with Floyd?
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The poor guy got lemoned. Hard.
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Started babbling about
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how he wished he'd
never left New York.
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Did you do that
thing I showed you?
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No, Jenna, I did not come
back from the bathroom
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and hand him my underwear.
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That's how I met that mobster.
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Next time Floyd brings
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some corn pone tranny
back to his apartment,
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all he's gonna be
thinking about is me,
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standing there in the snow,
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looking like the
one who got away.
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Crone!
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We'll get Liz Lemon
her sandwich.
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I'm an international superstar.
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The teamsters will be honored
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that I'm even talking to them.
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♪ That old soft shoe ♪
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♪ is comin' around the bend ♪ ♪
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That's enough. That's enough.
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Now, you two... kiss.
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You with the sport coat, you're
the girl. What are you doing?
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All we want is one
more sandwich.
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Or just the name of the place.
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Now, why would we want
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our secret place to
become public knowledge
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and get overrun by
a bunch of sissies?
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I know what driving
the long haul's like.
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After my junior year at oberlin,
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we road-tripped to
south by southwest!
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You lads got a lotta nerve.
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You gotta earn that
information, girls.
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On our terms.
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In competition.
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Bible trivia?
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Drinking contest. Here.
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Tonight.
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Uh, a band-aid just
fell out of your hair.
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Well...
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This is fun. You're back!
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What happened?
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Good morning.
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I'm checking in for
flight 1876 to Cleveland.
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Oh, no, no. We're cancelled.
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Cancelled? You
gotta be kidding me!
266
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,985
Oh, I would have
checked my flight, but...
267
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,463
Oh, no, no. The
airline is cancelled.
268
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,030
We're not an airline anymore.
269
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,382
Wait, wait, wait. One storm?
270
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,741
That's all it takes?
271
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,273
We're still gonna make popcorn.
272
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,745
Just no more
airplanes. I'm sorry.
273
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290
Hey, Karen. I hate your guts.
274
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,167
I'm sorry to barge
in on you like this.
275
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,499
You know, my cell was dead
276
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,128
'cause I didn't
bring my charger.
277
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,181
Who was that bitch that answered
your phone eight months ago?
278
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308
Whoa!
279
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,156
So this girl, what's
her lower back tattoo?
280
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,272
A Chinese character that
she thinks means peace,
281
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,107
but it really means
"I have chlamydia"?
282
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,479
Oh, my god, Liz, I'm so
glad you're bringing this up.
283
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,819
Really? You are?
284
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,089
Yeah, I-I feel bad how we
never got to talk about it,
285
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,473
and I didn't bring
it up last night
286
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,324
because we were
having so much fun,
287
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,118
and I didn't want to ruin it.
288
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411
Okay, well... okay.
289
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413
I-I've been thinking
about this a lot,
290
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,789
and it's just... oh, shoot.
291
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,081
Hold on. I'm sorry.
292
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,959
I got a flight.
293
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,670
Oh. In 40 minutes.
294
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,088
No, no, no, no.
295
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,060
This is more important
than me getting home
296
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,925
or my partner meeting
with Peter Venkman.
297
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,297
No, don't do that. Just go.
298
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,468
But you call me.
299
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,305
I will. I-I will.
300
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,807
O-Or you could ride
to the airport with me.
301
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,099
No, it's okay.
302
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,476
You go, and we'll talk.
303
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,477
Okay.
304
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,147
Wow. And I thought
you were cool last night.
305
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,774
I do rock.
306
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,901
A drinking contest?
307
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,738
What am I, 12 and at
my boyfriend's frat party?
308
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,030
We need you, Jenna!
309
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,033
Lutz can't drink
because of his operation,
310
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:45,616
Kenneth doesn't drink.
311
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,952
Drinking's against my beliefs.
312
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,163
Like gambling or
freeway driving.
313
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,874
And I can't drink... I still
got my Hollywood sock on.
314
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,086
And I can't have booze
because I'm on antibiotics
315
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,211
after having some
skanky club sex.
316
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,503
He's on antibiotics because
he lost his lucky penny
317
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,983
and assumed it
fell in his ear again.
318
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,007
Shut up, Lutz.
319
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,302
Your surgery was for
an undescended testicle.
320
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,138
Wrong again! It was for
two undescended testicles!
321
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,016
Okay, wait, so no one else is
drinking against the teamsters?
322
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,308
It's only me?
323
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,476
I'll do it.
324
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,020
But only for the attention.
325
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,813
Yes!
326
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,249
Is Lemon around? I
haven't seen her, sir.
327
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,399
Tell her I need her.
328
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,985
I'll be on 12 the
rest of the day.
329
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,278
That's a joke.
330
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,865
Hey, can you make the teamsters
331
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,717
tell us where they
get those sandwiches?
332
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994
Only if you beat them
in a drinking contest.
333
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,330
It's in their contract.
334
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,832
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪
335
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,168
♪ I'm a child, I'm a... ♪ ♪
336
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,669
Mother!
337
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,961
Floyd?
338
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,172
Oh, boy.
339
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,464
Oh, no!
340
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,133
Why aren't you at
the airport, Floyd?
341
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,095
There was no flight, was there?
342
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,387
Not at the time, no.
343
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,014
But I do have one tonight, so...
344
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,306
You lied to me.
345
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,810
I just didn't want to
talk about that stuff.
346
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,062
Can't we just fast-foward
to being friends again?
347
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,147
You know...
348
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,148
Ow!
349
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,001
Your cell phone was
dead! You faked that email!
350
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,195
Peter Venkman! That's
from ghost busters!
351
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,155
You used Ghostbusters for evil!
352
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,741
I'm glad we didn't
talk about that girl,
353
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,368
because you're a liar!
354
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,220
Okay. Okay, fine, you
want some honesty?
355
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,831
I don't know what girl
you're talking about, Liz.
356
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,207
I'm single. I'm a lawyer.
357
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,708
I wear nice coats.
358
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877
I'm the Michael
Clayton of Cleveland.
359
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,671
Well, I hope your car blows up!
360
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,631
Look, you made a choice!
361
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,523
I asked you to come
to Cleveland with me,
362
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,259
you nut job!
363
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,178
I'll move to Cleveland
when you get that Ikea...
364
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,179
Never!
365
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:30,930
Oh, you...
366
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,306
Don't you deprive
367
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,851
the good people of
Cleveland an Ikea!
368
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,727
You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!
369
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,692
Smooth.
370
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,361
Oh, come on, you guys.
371
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,653
You guys do one.
372
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,030
I've had ten shots.
373
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,615
You've only had five shots.
374
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,909
No, today. I've
had ten shots today.
375
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,881
You fought a hell of
a good fight, blondie.
376
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,955
But you can't win.
377
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,247
We failed.
378
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,793
Hey! I found my lucky penny.
379
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:01,669
It's not in my ear.
380
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,796
Yo, hey..
381
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:04,797
Battery's dead.
382
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,967
I got a half hour before
they track me down.
383
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,554
Alcohol? This smells
just like hill people milk.
384
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,348
I been drinking this
since I was a baby!
385
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,311
Mm!
386
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,812
It's on, y'all.
387
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,898
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
388
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,066
Oh, boy.
389
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,784
How'd they do that?
390
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,913
♪ I'll be here ♪
391
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,623
♪ in sunshine ♪
392
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:43,211
♪ or in shadow ♪
393
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,130
♪ oh, Danny boy...♪ ♪
394
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,256
So should I ask
395
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,926
why you're showing
up for work at 6:30?
396
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,552
I'm not gonna lie to you, Jack.
397
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,931
I was... working from home.
398
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,641
Lemon, we should talk.
399
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,935
Fine. Floyd was in
town, and it was awful.
400
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,038
And it started out great,
and then it was awful,
401
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,062
and now it's over.
402
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,146
What happened?
403
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,942
He lied about
going to the airport.
404
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,735
And?
405
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,655
And I said I hope he
dies in a car explosion.
406
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,741
Lemon, life is about
minimizing regrets.
407
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,662
You never know when
someone's going to slip into a coma
408
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,074
and leave you regretting
all the things you didn't say
409
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,708
or get in writing from
the company's lawyers.
410
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,585
What I'm trying to say is
411
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,129
you're... young,
412
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,257
and you still haven't
blown it completely.
413
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,010
So don't... start now.
414
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,846
Oh...
415
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,808
I hate going to the airport.
416
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,772
Floyd. Floyd!
417
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,940
Oh. Sorry.
418
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,778
I need the cheapest ticket
you have going anywhere.
419
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,825
Uhh!
420
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,080
What's that in your bag?
421
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,125
Uh, a sandwich
and dipping sauce.
422
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,793
Uh-uh. That's
more than 3 ounces.
423
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,104
You can't bring that past here.
424
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,796
Really? Mm-hmm.
425
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,816
No, look, I just need
to catch up with this guy
426
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,276
before he gets on a
plane to Cleveland.
427
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,801
That's sort of a cliche.
428
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,177
You're sort of a cliche.
429
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,887
One-way ticket to Montreal.
430
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,806
Crazy eyes.
431
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,308
I should detain you.
432
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,911
Look, please, I just need to
talk to him before he takes off
433
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,215
and I never get
the chance again.
434
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,981
Fine. Just leave the
sandwich and go through.
435
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,774
Leave the sandwich?
436
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,861
Leave the sandwich.
437
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,822
Boarding call for
flight 254 to Cleveland.
438
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,870
You're choosing a
sandwich over a guy.
439
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,539
Hmm. That is less cliched.
440
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,876
I can do it! I can have it all!
441
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,770
God, lady, you're eating foil!
442
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,150
Floyd. Floyd!
443
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,610
Oh.
444
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,903
Liz.
445
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,321
What are you doing here?
446
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,893
I don't want your
car to explode,
447
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,532
and I don't want you
to go into a coma.
448
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,761
And I don't want to stab you
in the face with a giant fork.
449
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,785
What?
450
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,037
Oh, that's not you.
451
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,581
I've been threatening
a lot of people lately.
452
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,018
Look, Liz, I'm really sorry
about what happened, you know.
453
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,920
Are we at the part where
we just become friends again?
454
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,481
I-I came to the
airport, didn't I?
455
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,423
And I wolfed my
teamsters sub for you.
456
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,634
Wait. No. Is that a saying?
457
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,803
Don't worry about it.
458
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,596
Final boarding
call for flight 254...
459
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,597
I gotta go.
460
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,058
Oh, I-I still have your key.
461
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,393
You should keep it.
462
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,978
I mean, if you want
to. You never know.
463
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,563
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
464
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,024
Yeah, you never know.
465
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,193
I'll see you around, Liz Lemon.
466
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,738
Oh. Hey.
467
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,657
MSNBC has confirmed
468
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,301
that former ge
executive Jack Donaghy
469
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,576
will be named by president Bush
470
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,577
as the new homeland security
471
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,180
director of crisis and
weather management.
472
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,665
Flight 31 to Montreal
is now blurghing.
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