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Mr. Donaghy will bea moment.
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He's finishing up
with the Germans.
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The Germans?
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Huh. Weird that he
didn't tell either of you.
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We're trying to buy
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the largest cable network
in Northern Europe.
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And if we do do
that, it'll be huge.
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What about your huge doo-doo?
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Sir, your 11:00 is here.
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Oh, excellent.
Lemon, come on in.
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Oh, no. See your
girlfriend first.
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No, Liz, please, Jack and
I have to have boundaries.
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I make appointments
here in New York.
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And I work around C.C.'s
schedule in Washington.
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Mr. Donaghy, what are
we doing this evening?
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There is an 8:00
showing of Fred claus...
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Okay. Well, you
were gonna help me
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go over my finances.
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So I have a checking account.
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I am two payments away
from owning my bike.
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Also, I have a star that
my aunt named after me.
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Although that was recently
downgraded to a gas giant, so...
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I booked Gladys
Knight onto the show.
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She's C.C.'s favorite singer.
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Um... okay.
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And now she's
my favorite singer.
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Love.
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Lemon, wanting
someone to actually be
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a part of your life... I've
never had that before.
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Buy real estate.
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That's the best
investment there is.
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Real estate? No,
that's something you do
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when you're married
and you have a family.
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Sure... wait for that,
your first home will be
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in the floating city
of new Chicago.
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Sir, your 11:10 is here.
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C.C., I'm terribly sorry. That
last meeting took forever.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, everybody, listen up!
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This cappuccino machine
is my way of saying
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sorry for what
happened the other day.
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Tracy, your father is here.
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My father?
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Okay, that may
have been a dream.
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Anyway... enjoy.
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Chai latte? A decaf
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Okay.
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Studio 6h. This is ke...
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Look at those floors.
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I would walk all
around inside of that.
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Hey, what's up?
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Are you looking at porn?
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I know a good site that's dirty
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without sacrificing story.
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It's by women for women.
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No, I'm looking at real estate.
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Jack got it into my head
that I should buy something.
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You don't own any property?
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No. Do you?
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I own my place here.
My condo in clearwater.
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And I bought some land in
the ninth ward after Katrina.
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I'm leasing it back to the
government as a prison.
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Ka-ching!
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I gotta get my act together.
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Even Frank owns that
chicken ranch in Nevada.
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He thought he was
buying a whorehouse.
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Look, if you're serious,
I do have a lead.
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My business Manager
says he needs cash fast,
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so he's selling his apartment.
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It's gorgeous.
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Okay, I'll check it out.
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
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Oh, if you're interested,
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A.J.'s also selling a speedboat
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and a truck full of cigarettes.
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Madness and disfigurement.
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Industry castrates art.
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The only honesty is in suicide.
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I can't watch any more
of these German sitcoms!
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Try a game show.
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Hello.
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I got your message. I
really can't come up tonight.
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I got a mountain of work to do.
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Look, the president
is only going to veto
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your crazy social programs.
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The founding fathers
never intended for the poor
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to live into their 40s. Jack...
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I know it's my turn,
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but I'm swamped with
this Deutsche Telewelt stuff.
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If this is gonna work,
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we gotta meet
each other halfway.
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Lemon, you speak German, right?
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I do. I spent my junior
year abroad in Frankfurt.
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I partied so hard over
there, it was cr-azy.
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Well, I have to, um...
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Delegate some
important work to you.
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As part of the due
diligence for the DTW deal,
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I need you to watch these
German television shows
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and tell me what you think.
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Thank you.
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C.C. and I are trying
to meet halfway,
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which means
balancing work and love
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and life.
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I honestly don't know
how Kelly Ripa does it.
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Look at us... you and
C.C. are meeting halfway.
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I'm going to see
an apartment later.
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And the community center
is going to Stage my play.
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I have a thing that night.
I have a thing that night.
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Mr. Jordan,
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I cannot work with that
machine at my desk.
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But you can have
coffee anytime you want.
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I don't drink coffee, sir.
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I don't drink hot
liquids of any kind.
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That's the devil's temperature.
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Ken, this is new
York, the big easy.
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Live a little!
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Boundaries are
made to be tested.
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That's why my wife and I
stopped using a "safe word."
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But I don't wanna
do anything I'll regret.
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Regrets are for
horseshoes and handbags.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my!
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♪ ♪
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Mm. How was the apartment?
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It was... incredible.
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River views. New kitchens.
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Party perfect. The windmere.
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An oasis from the vile
obscenity of the human condition.
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I made an offer,
and they accepted!
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What? I know, it's crazy.
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I guess I have to get a loan.
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Call A.J. but ask for "Mike."
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I can't believe you
bought an apartment.
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Well, not yet.
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I still have to get approved
by the co-op board.
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I'm all nervous.
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I have to dress up and smile
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and try to get them to like me.
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It's gonna be like
going on a blind date.
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Oh, no, it's so much better.
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'Cause an apartment never
waits till you get in the shower
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then steals the necklace
your mother gave you.
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The windmere:
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If you lived here,
you'd be home now!
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Hey, slow down there, Ken.
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Coffee is not like alcohol.
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It's pretty addictive.
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I love how it makes me feel.
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It's like my heart is
trying to hug my brain.
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You know what
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we've never done, Grizz?
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Fight each other! Aaahhh!
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Whoa ho! Easy, Ken.
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You guys
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are my best friends.
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Jack, what the hell is this?
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Why are we meeting here?
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You said you wanted
me to meet you halfway,
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and this betting parlor
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in the Pennsylvania
coal mining country
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is exactly half the distance
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between my office and yours.
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It's our special place.
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Well, technically, that
corner is exactly halfway,
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but I'm not going over there.
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All my life, work came first.
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I missed so many
weddings, funerals,
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karate demonstrations.
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Birthdays, Lilith fairs.
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But not anymore.
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You're my new night job.
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And I'm gonna love you
like my boss is watching.
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Say, what do you think
they do for fun around here?
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Smack around
nosy out-of-towners.
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Also, we have a
lovely doll museum.
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Gladys Knight to the Stage,
please, Gladys Knight...
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Hey, Kenneth, I need
to watch these DVDs,
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but I have a very
important meeting.
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That's great!
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Now, I've heard you
speaking German
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to some of your tours.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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If you're not reading
the Bible in German,
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you're not getting the real
versteckte bedeutung of it.
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Okay, well, this is
very important. You are.
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I need you to watch these
shows... watchy, watchy.
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And write a summary of each one.
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It's for Mr. Donaghy, and it
has to be done by tomorrow.
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Hee hee. And I am
delegating it to you.
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Your last name is weird.
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Are you okay?
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Who wants coffee?
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Let's do it.
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Let's move here.
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We'll get a little
cabin in the woods.
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I'll plant heirloom tomatoes.
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We'll ride our bikes into town.
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I'll grow a beard.
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People from my old life
will pass through town.
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They won't even recognize me.
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They'll just say, "thanks, pap,"
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and then they'll buy
some of my cider.
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Uh. The real world calling.
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Oh, my god!
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I'm in looooove!
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God, I wish this town
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weren't halfway between
D.C. and New York.
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And I don't know
why I lied to you guys
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about having read that book.
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I'm just nervous. Uhh!
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Anyway, I didn't
read the lovely bones.
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This is empty.
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So... we have so much in common.
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Um...
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We're all white.
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Funny story.
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I was on a plane once
with Brett favre's cousin...
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It says here...
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That you still have an
outstanding student loan?
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Yes. It is outstanding.
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No. I can explain that.
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The theater program at my school
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lost its accreditation,
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so I thought I didn't
have to pay for it anymore.
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Look, I didn't think
I was ready for this,
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but I am.
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There's this...
Connection that I feel
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to the apartment.
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And I am a great neighbor.
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Just ask anyone in my building.
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Except Raheem.
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I turned him in to
homeland security.
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By accident.
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I love your building.
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There. I said it.
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Love.
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There's, uh...
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Something coming
out of your nose.
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You missed Gladys
Knight's sound check.
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Did you know they
replace the pips
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every five years,
just like Menudo?
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Oh, hey, how did the meeting
with the co-op board go?
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Good. Bad.
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Really bad.
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But good.
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They said they were
gonna let me know.
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Should I call them?
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No. You have to wait
for them to call you.
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Yes. I'm going to play it cool.
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That's what homeowners do.
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Act like adults.
Playing it cool.
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The Germans are here!
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I am going through
something right now!
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They're a day early.
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Jack went to see C.C.,
and he hasn't come back yet,
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and he's not
answering his phone.
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What? He's not?
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This deal has to go through.
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Then Jack will be CEO,
260
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,180
and I will be King
of the assistants!
261
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,807
Please put on
some decent clothes
262
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,308
and go talk to them.
263
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,120
You're the only one
who's seen all their shows.
264
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,437
Where's Kenneth?
265
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,264
I think they're gonna walk.
266
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,525
Super.
267
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:35,612
What happened?
268
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,323
I just bought a German
television studio.
269
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,992
That's what I call
a country breakfast.
270
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,803
Although I've never
been to a place before
271
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,387
where they kill the
pig in front of you.
272
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,705
It's so quaint.
273
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,707
It's strange we
didn't get any ham.
274
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,604
Morning shift
change at the mine.
275
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,296
Oh, boy. We'd better
get back to work too.
276
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,006
Oh, yeah, right.
277
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,443
God, I haven't thought about
work once this whole time.
278
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,176
I know. It's weird.
279
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,386
Good weird or last night weird?
280
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,515
Good weird. I'll
see you tomorrow.
281
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,019
Love...
282
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,648
A urine mirage
in a desert of fear.
283
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,162
What's happening?
Where are they taking her?
284
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,761
I'm getting rid of
the machine, Ken,
285
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,364
for your own good.
286
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,856
No. No, please, don't do that.
287
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,159
Come on! I'll make
you feel good.
288
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,328
Get a grip! Look at yourself!
289
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,290
What's happened to me?
290
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,167
You rode the Brown serpent.
291
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,795
But the important thing
is you survived, Ken.
292
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,380
No.
293
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,257
I made two promises to my mother
294
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,467
before I left for New York.
295
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,220
One, if I found any
Mackenzies living up here,
296
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,596
I would kill them.
297
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:44,973
And two,
298
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,433
I would not let this
city change me.
299
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,227
So you had a little bender.
300
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,604
It's not just the coffee.
301
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,107
I also went to a pg-13 movie.
302
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,235
I-I bought a pair of sunglasses.
303
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,946
I tried a Jewish doughnut.
304
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,614
I'd always been told
305
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:05,201
that New York was the
21st century city of sodom.
306
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,245
And look what's happened.
307
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,039
I've become one of them.
308
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583
I've been sodomized.
309
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,673
Hey, it's Liz Lemon.
310
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,427
This message is for
the co-op board, I guess.
311
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,847
This is the number you
gave me. I hope it's not fake.
312
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,267
'Cause you accepted my bid,
and I haven't heard from you.
313
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,395
But I'm doing great.
314
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,939
I bought a German
television studio today.
315
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,377
Does everyone know
that you're a bunch of liars,
316
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,561
or should I tell them myself?
317
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,174
Because I know a lot of people.
318
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,488
You know what? I'm fine.
319
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,699
Because I know who I am.
320
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,493
You... I feel sorry
for you, co-op board.
321
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,663
I am going to the hospital,
322
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,458
and I hope you're happy!
323
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,168
I'm just... confused.
324
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,003
It seems weird to me
325
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,215
that you would still be
advertising the apartment
326
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,132
after you accepted my offer.
327
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,675
♪ And I am here ♪
328
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,968
♪ to remind you ♪ ♪
329
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,348
And you know
what? I've moved on.
330
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,224
I bought a whole
bunch of apartments.
331
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,353
I bought a black
apartment. So...
332
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,984
Yes, sir, but I think if you...
333
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,410
Lemon, how do you say
"buy" and "sell" in German?
334
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,162
Verkaufen and kaufen.
335
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,872
So close.
336
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,290
Other way around.
337
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,377
Oh, yeah. I always
got confused by that.
338
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,587
Blurgh!
339
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:41,798
Yes.
340
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,383
Blurgh.
341
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,884
But it's a misunderstanding.
342
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,528
Perfect... I'll just
tell Don Geiss
343
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,178
that I let a subordinate
344
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,906
with an unaccredited
theater tech degree
345
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,681
do a billion-dollar
handshake deal
346
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,100
while my girlfriend and I
347
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,792
showered together
at a red roof inn.
348
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,770
Oh, boy, I'm sorry
349
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,622
no, Lemon, it's my
fault. I lied to you.
350
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,772
About what?
351
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,341
All this time I've
been telling you
352
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,194
that we can have it all...
Success and happiness.
353
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,321
The big office and true love.
354
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,989
Wait... we can't?
355
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,992
No. Because they both
require everything of you.
356
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,702
You have to choose.
357
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,579
So which are you gonna choose?
358
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,585
Uh, excuse me.
359
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,505
Could you turn off
the race announcer
360
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,298
and put on some Gladys Knight?
361
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,590
And what is
362
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,428
the champagne situation here?
363
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,346
Okay, thank you.
364
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,350
What are you still
doing in Washington?
365
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,922
I can't come to hockassin, Jack.
366
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,020
I'm afraid if I see you,
I'll change my mind.
367
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,480
Change your mind about what?
368
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,958
When I was with
you the other day,
369
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,150
I missed the vote on a bill
370
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,235
to legalize recreational
whale torture.
371
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,406
We only have one speed, Jack.
372
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,032
That's what I love about us.
373
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,201
The drive, the ambition.
374
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,204
Our belief that sex
is a competition.
375
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,789
It's what we have in common.
376
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,083
And it's why it's
impossible to pull this off.
377
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,975
No, no, no, you're
wrong. It is possible.
378
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,421
I know we can't do
all of this at full speed.
379
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,340
We have to choose.
And I choose you.
380
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,259
Oh, Jack. Oh, come on.
381
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,271
Get in that ridiculous
electric car of yours
382
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,221
and get up here.
383
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,765
Look, we are both at a
place in our lives right now
384
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,952
where we can't really
spend this time...
385
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,437
When I was a kid,
386
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,689
I was raised in a pretty
religious household,
387
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,733
and I remember the one time...
388
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,566
You know, I think it goes
back to my mother's mother.
389
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,673
She was in a loveless marriage
390
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,116
for 40 years...
391
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:35,869
Yes, sir.
392
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,249
I agree.
393
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,919
Well, if we look at
the larger trend...
394
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,630
Well, I'll have it for you
first thing in the morning.
395
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,131
Thank you.
396
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,759
Children, so...
397
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,260
Do you agree or not?
398
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,180
Oh, boy, uh...
399
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,516
When you think
about it, there's really...
400
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,517
No answer.
401
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,936
Did you take another
call while I was talking?
402
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,565
Yes, but never forgetting
that you were on the other line.
403
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,401
For whatever it's worth,
C.C., I do love you.
404
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,694
Me too.
405
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,655
But we can't do this.
406
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,907
Maybe in another
life we'll get it right.
407
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,367
Sure.
408
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,078
In another life.
409
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,170
Thanks, pal.
410
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,428
Mr. Jordan, I just
wanted to thank you
411
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,347
for everything that
you've done for me.
412
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,099
It's been an honor
being your friend
413
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,231
and learning about the
non-reproductive aspects
414
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,353
of human sexuality from you.
415
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,480
But this is good-bye.
416
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,816
I let my mama down,
417
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,110
and I'm going back to Georgia.
418
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,529
What? No, you can't leave, Ken!
419
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,407
Who's gonna help me
tell white people apart?
420
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,367
And what about our
tickets to spamalot?
421
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,161
And who'll be my
wingman at speed dating?
422
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,872
Oh, Grizz, I'll miss
you most of all.
423
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,756
♪ ♪
424
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,885
♪ New York, mm ♪
425
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,597
♪ proved too much for the man ♪
426
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,808
♪ too much for the man ♪
♪ too much for the man ♪
427
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,475
♪ he couldn't make it ♪
428
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,729
♪ so he's leaving the life ♪
429
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,440
♪ he's come to know ♪
430
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,317
♪ he's leavin' ♪
431
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,152
♪ leavin' ♪
♪ leavin' ♪
432
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,446
♪ on that midnight
train to Georgia ♪
433
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,656
♪ leavin' on a midnight train ♪
434
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,074
♪ well, well ♪
435
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,040
Liz.
436
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,583
The board.
437
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,875
Hi.
438
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,544
You look... good.
439
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,130
Thank you. So do you.
440
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,215
Liz, this is Charlotte.
441
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,385
She's, uh, buying the apartment.
442
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,677
Congratulations.
443
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,555
If you blow out
the kitchen wall,
444
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,766
you can make a very
nice breakfast nook.
445
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,982
♪ Yes, he's leavin' ♪
446
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,527
♪ yes, he's leav-iiiin' ♪
447
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,030
♪ on a midnight
train to Georgia ♪
448
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,116
♪ leavin' on a midnight train ♪
♪ mm-hmm ♪
449
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,826
♪ yeah, yeah ♪
450
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,412
And you shouldn't
torture whales.
451
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,831
I'm sorry about C.C.
452
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,123
Thanks, Lemon.
453
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,001
Wanna get drunk?
454
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,712
No. There's too
many phones in here.
455
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,633
You should have
gone for it, you know?
456
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,927
You made the same
choice that C.C. and I did.
457
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,595
You chose your
career over Floyd.
458
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,348
♪ My world ♪
459
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,640
♪ her world ♪
460
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,285
♪ his world, our world ♪
♪ our world ♪
461
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,536
♪ mine and his alone ♪
♪ mine and hers alone ♪
462
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,979
♪ I've got to go,
I've got to go ♪
463
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,023
♪ on that midnight train ♪
464
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,435
♪ all aboard ♪
♪ get aboard ♪
465
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,776
♪ all aboard ♪
♪ get aboard ♪
466
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,070
♪ all aboard on
that midnight train ♪
467
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,446
♪ I missed it ♪
468
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,115
♪ he missed it ♪
469
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,951
♪ I missed that midnight
train to Georgia ♪
470
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,995
♪ he missed that
midnight train ♪
471
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,455
♪ whoo whoo ♪
472
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,124
♪ there's an 11:45 ♪
473
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,544
♪ and I was misinformed
about the time ♪
474
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,713
♪ misinformed about the time ♪
475
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,840
♪ didn't even get
to stand in line ♪
476
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,550
♪ yeah, I missed it ♪
477
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:22,471
♪ he missed the midnight train ♪
478
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:28,018
♪ to geor-Gia ♪ ♪
479
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,770
Hello.
480
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,856
I'm trying to take a nap.
481
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,191
What's going on out here?
482
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,483
Nothing, Gladys Knight.
483
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,153
Sorry
484
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,280
sorry, everyone.
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