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Liz, Lutz and I
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are gonna walk
around Times Square
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and pretend to be foreign.
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I am from homburg, yah.
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Wanna come?
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Oh, I can't. My
cousin is in town.
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All right.
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See ya though. Mm-hmm.
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Liz, I'm getting drinks with
recently-divorced camera guy.
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You in? Well, uh...
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Legally separated sound
guy's gonna be there.
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Oh. I-I don't feel well.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hey, Liz Lemon.
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I'm going to an
animals-only strip club.
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Interested?
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Does that mean
the animals strip,
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or the animals
are the customers?
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Animal customers?
That's ridiculous.
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Well, um, I have got a date.
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So... I... yeah.
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Order, please.
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Hi, order for
pick-up. Yeah, yeah.
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Yes, I would like a meatball
sub with extra bread.
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And my name is...
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Liz?
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Yeah, that's me.
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Okay.
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Big night, Lemon?
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Let me guess. Meatball
sub, extra bread.
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Bottle of Nyquil.
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TiVo top chef.
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A little miss Bonnie
Raitt. Lights out.
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No, I have something
to do tonight, Jack.
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Then you won't mind
when I tell you that, uh...
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Casey gets voted off tonight.
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You monster! Why
are you like this?
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♪ ♪
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Sir, Tracy's here
with a bunch of kids.
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He wants to know if you have
a minute to meet with them?
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Absolutely not.
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J.D.!
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There he is.
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I want you to meet
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the baseball team I'm coaching.
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A group of fine young men
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and one special lady.
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Dijonaise is a boy's name?
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Pardon me.
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Tracy, this is wonderful.
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I had no idea you were
interested in baseball.
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I wasn't.
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My motorcycle
hit a police horse.
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This is community service.
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These kids come
from knuckle beach,
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the worst neighborhood
in New York.
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They are poor as hell.
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Baseball is a
wonderful sport, boys.
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I remember when
my high school team
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won the Boston
city championship.
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Everyone told us
we were gonna lose,
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because our team was all white,
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and the other team
was completely...
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Uh...
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Anyway, we won,
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and I learned that
anything is possible.
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Baseball taught me how to win.
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Baseball taught me how to dream.
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What are your dreams?
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When I grow up, I'm gonna do
vending machine maintenance.
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I'm gonna get shot by
a cop and Sue the city.
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I'm a be a talkative doorman
with a drinking problem.
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That's right. You
shoot for the stars.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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These are not the
dreams of winners.
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These aren't winners.
They're 0 and 17.
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Damn, we supposed to
be at the game right now.
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0 and 18!
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That one's on coach Tracy.
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Someday I'll have
an office like this...
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To clean.
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You could have an office
like this of your very own.
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All you need is
someone to point you
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in the right direction.
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A role model.
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Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick.
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Faves.
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Thanks. there you go.
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Uh, Grandy?
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Oh, my god. Who
ordered the veal?
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Am I right, guys?
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Ugh, Jenna, that guy is a baby.
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Uh, Lutz? I'm Lutz.
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You ordered a venti
chocolate mocha blast
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with half and half
and brownie chunks?
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Hmm.
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Thank you. Jamie.
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I like your blond streaks.
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It's very Simon Lebon.
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Who?
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Oh, you're young.
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Give it up, Jenna.
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You're talking to an ultrasound.
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Now I'm getting attitude from
the sexy librarian over here.
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What? Sexy?
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You are. Shut up.
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Wow, that guy is adorable.
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Frank's gay.
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Maybe I am gay...
For that little peach.
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You wanna kiss him?
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I do. I wanna kiss
him on the mouth.
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And hold him.
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What are you talking about?
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Something just happened, Liz.
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Come on, you read
boobs magazine.
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I want Jamie.
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Yeah, you're gay.
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He's totally gay for...
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Why isn't this any fun?
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Come on! Gather 'round!
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Circle up! Everybody, circle up!
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All right, circle up. Circle up.
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Around me! Around me!
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All right, listen,
that's enough.
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There's a weird dude
standing over there.
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And I don't wanna get
shot today, so great hustle,
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great practice.
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Okay, the weird dude
is gone. Go home.
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Hey, you guys! It's
that King we met.
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Good afternoon, boys.
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I've been thinking
a lot about you,
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and I decided that I wanna help.
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Starting with some new uniforms.
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Compliments of the
Sheinhardt Wig Company.
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You wanna be a bunch of winners?
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You've gotta dress for success.
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That's why I sponsor a charity
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that gives away tuxedos
to homeless people.
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It was a beautiful
ceremony. Mazel tov.
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That's right. Put them on.
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You don't get these kids, Jack.
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They don't care about winning.
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They just wanna be able
to go outside for once.
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You know, our first practice
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they asked me what the sun was?
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Hey
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hey.
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Um... hey, Jamie!
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Hey, wow.
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Did you just come
from working out,
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or are you naturally veiny?
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Pull it together, Frank.
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All right. Okay.
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Good to see you, man!
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Thanks.
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So I don't want to
interrupt or anything,
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but, um, are you doing
anything Saturday night?
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Just gellin' like Magellan.
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Okay, well.
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Uh, my friend's dj'ing
at this gallery opening,
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and, um, he can get
us in if you wanna go.
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Oh, no, I don't think so.
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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
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Jamie, how old
do you think I am?
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I don't know. Uh, 29?
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Wow, you are good
at guessing ages.
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I am exactly 29,
but you're a baby.
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No, I'm not. I'm 25.
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Really?
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Yeah. I thought
you were younger.
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And I'm 29, so...
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So you'll go?
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Awesome.
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Dude.
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I totally forgot.
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I bought you a sweater.
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It's slim fitting. They
call it a French cut.
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And it wasn't on
sale or anything.
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Woe, thanks.
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Do you need help trying it on?
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No.
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So I'll pick you
up around 10:00?
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At night?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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Great. Where are we going?
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Frank. Stop it.
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I can't. I'm gay for Jamie.
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No, that's not a thing.
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You can't be gay
for just one person,
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unless you're a lady,
and you meet Ellen.
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Well then, I got some
real thinking to do.
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It's scary.
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But also exciting.
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I can't believe I did that.
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I told myself I would
never lie about my age.
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These things happen, Liz.
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I had my "no sex
with asians" rule,
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but then one day you walk
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into sharper image,
and there's Quan.
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Forget it.
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I'm gonna order
some more coffee,
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and then he'll come
back, and I can cancel.
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No, this is a good thing.
A hot guy thinks you're 29.
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He is cute. He
looks like Zac efron.
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That's a thing, right?
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Oh, go for it, Liz.
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I always roll with it when
hot guys think I'm 22.
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What can we do? We're cougars.
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We're what? Cougars.
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Hot older ladies pouncing
on their young prey.
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Ugh.
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There was a whole
article about it in vanity fair.
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The one with the
crisis in Africa cover.
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God, it makes me so sad
that more people don't know
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about cougars.
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Why am I looking for
something to wear in wardrobe?
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Why don't you go to
Abercrombie and Fitch?
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Oh, no. It's too loud in there.
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No, don't say that.
Cougars have to act young.
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You should get a
ring pop to suck on.
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What are you doing?
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Figuring some stuff out.
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Sorry, Jenna, I'm
probably gay now.
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It's never gonna
happen between us.
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You wanted to see me?
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Hello, coach.
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I thought we'd
have a little meeting
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before today's practice.
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Practice? Meetings?
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What is this? A marriage?
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Phil Jackson likes to
give books to his players
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to inspire them,
so which biography
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of Winston Churchill do
you think would improve
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Rashid's bunting?
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Jack, have you ever been
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to knuckle beach?
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It's a totally different world.
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A world where orange
soda's an acceptable substitute
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for breast milk.
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Tracy, I don't have
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to understand their world
in order to help them.
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It's like this great
country of ours.
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We can go into any nation,
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impose our values,
and make things better.
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It's what Bush is
doing all over the globe.
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Bush!
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Now, I don't wanna
go off on a rant here.
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So I suppose the
next step would be
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to bring our superior
resources to bear.
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Kenneth, show him the
drawing of the new field.
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Oh! Sorry.
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This is my dream journal.
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They've all come true so far.
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What the heck is
going on out here?
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You didn't get behind grounders.
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You didn't work the pitch count.
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There was nothing churchillian
about that performance.
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And where are their uniforms?
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You can't wear Blue
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in knuckle beach, which is hard
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because jeans
go with everything.
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Tracy, your failure of
leadership is unacceptable.
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Now you gonna blame this on me?
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I told you this was
gonna happen.
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Exactly.
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00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,774
I need somebody who believes
in what we're doing here.
267
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,257
Tracy, you're fired.
268
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,969
Kenneth, you're in charge.
269
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,805
So you like the music?
270
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,348
Yeah, speaking of music I like,
271
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,850
how about gnarls barkley, huh?
272
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:01,684
That guy's great.
273
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,456
Have you been to
his official website?
274
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,938
It's really...
275
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,357
Oh, god, is it only 1:00 am?
276
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,489
Yeah, so after this I
figure we hit up marquee.
277
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,486
They only serve drinks
till 4:00, but I can get us
278
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,413
into this great after-hours
club in Brooklyn.
279
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,073
I'm 37. What?
280
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,365
I'm 37.
281
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,242
Please don't make
me go to Brooklyn.
282
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,244
I'm 20.
283
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,330
Oh, boy.
284
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,582
This just went from a
senior dating a freshman
285
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,877
to Mary Kay Letourneau
and Vili Fualaau.
286
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,254
Are those friends of yours?
287
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,547
Or...
288
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,507
Oh, when will death come?
289
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,222
Lemon, what happened,
did you take an Ambien
290
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,950
with your Franzia
and sleepwalk here?
291
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,017
No, I am out on a date.
292
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,479
I know you. You
deliver my coffee.
293
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:47,272
You're here with Lemon?
294
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,607
Yes, sir. I'm Jamie,
Mr. Donaghy.
295
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,609
Oh, what a polite young man.
296
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,212
Ooh, they just
changed bartenders.
297
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,072
I'm gonna go see if
this guy'll serve me.
298
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,116
Where did you two
meet, an Amber alert?
299
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,827
I just found out that he's
17 years younger than me.
300
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,439
I knew I shouldn't
have done this.
301
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,830
I look ridiculous.
302
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,266
Oh, nonsense. You've
never looked better.
303
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,374
Do I look ridiculous
304
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,250
when you see me
with a younger woman?
305
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,628
Boy, the art in here
is hung really level.
306
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,546
A youthful companion
307
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,298
is the ultimate
status accessory.
308
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,910
Well, maybe you
can pull that off.
309
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,968
You're a man. It's
different for women.
310
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,678
That is so sexist of you.
311
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,722
To that clueless boy over there,
312
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:21,723
you're a very powerful woman.
313
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,349
Technically you're a catch.
314
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,518
You've got money,
status, naturally thick hair,
315
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,269
a decent set.
316
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,937
All right.
317
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:28,938
Tell me, have you been
on a date since Floyd?
318
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:29,814
No.
319
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,150
Why are you so against
having fun in your life?
320
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,568
I'm not against fun.
321
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,171
I went up on my
roof the other day.
322
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,195
Stop fighting this.
323
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,573
He's hot, poor,
and eager to please.
324
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,908
Just buy him a few gifts
325
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:40,742
and never give him your
home phone number.
326
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,245
And if you set a
curfew, stick to it.
327
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,955
Oh, gosh. Okay.
328
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,960
Hey, coach. How
did practice go today?
329
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,463
Sir, conditions
have deteriorated.
330
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,465
I made Demarquis
captain like you said.
331
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,276
But having a kid from
Trinidad in charge
332
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,718
made the latinos real mad.
333
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,887
And they all seem to
really hate my grandpa.
334
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,531
'Cause they keep
yelling, "kill, whitey."
335
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,866
And I'm, like, "what do
you think you are, alcohol?"
336
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,034
All right, Kenneth, calm down.
337
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,269
There was bound to be some
unrest once we removed Tracy.
338
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,104
They're testing our resolve.
339
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,523
Stay the course.
340
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,031
Kenneth!
341
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,074
Mr. Jordan.
342
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:22,575
About what happened...
343
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,147
I don't wanna
talk about it, Ken.
344
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,454
You'll hear all I have to
say about Jack Donaghy
345
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,872
in my tell-all book,
346
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,707
betrayal, colon,
347
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,679
what really happened
with my baseball team,
348
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,295
comma, disaster
at knuckle beach,
349
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,880
question Mark.
350
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,930
What the hell is going on?
351
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,100
It's chaos, sir.
352
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,101
They've turned on each other.
353
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:48,935
And they won't listen,
354
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,307
especially when I'm saying,
355
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,771
"don't hit me with
my own shoes."
356
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,315
I think things may have
been better under Mr. Jordan.
357
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,001
We're not gonna look
back now, Kenneth.
358
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,253
Tracy didn't understand
what needed to be done.
359
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,361
He had to go.
360
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,656
They're destroying all the
things I bought for them.
361
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,325
Everything but the
bats, sir. Oh, god.
362
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,994
They see us.
363
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,871
You kids put those bats down!
364
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,498
For the love of god.
365
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,335
Oh, Liz.
366
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,254
Did I see you
Saturday at marquee?
367
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,256
I was there. Yes.
368
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,757
So what were you doing there?
369
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,384
Is it like that time they found
370
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,876
my grandpa at the bus station?
371
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,471
No, I was there with
Jamie, the coffee guy.
372
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,889
And we had a great time.
373
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,933
Wow. Coffee guy?
374
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,602
That'll really make
your ex-husband jealous.
375
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,934
Cerie, for the last time, I
have never been married.
376
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,898
That's the spirit!
377
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,026
Hey, Liz. This is Aidan.
378
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,194
Hi. Guess you're not
the only cougar in town.
379
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,447
Aidan's a freshman at NYU.
380
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,032
Aren't you, Aidan? Sure.
381
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,644
Do you have any
change for a soda?
382
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,700
But you just had one.
383
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,910
Whatever.
384
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,662
Don't you whatever me.
385
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,954
Hey, hey, what did I say
386
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,041
about you wearing
your heelies inside?
387
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,418
Aidan! Wait up, Aidan.
388
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,798
There she is.
389
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,850
The cradle robber.
Yeah, that's right.
390
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,304
I have a boy toy, and we
look awesome together.
391
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,223
That's great, maude.
How's Harold?
392
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,515
His name is Jamie.
393
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,726
And you know what?
394
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,227
I don't spend a lot of time
395
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,229
worrying about his feelings.
396
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,859
I just know he's super-cute,
and he laughs at all my jokes.
397
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,151
Coffee's here.
398
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,112
Hey there! Hey
399
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,447
I had fun the other night.
400
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,865
Your roof is awesome.
401
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,202
Oh, thanks. I go
up there all the time.
402
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,828
So, uh, you wanna
get some lunch?
403
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,389
Oh, I can't. I have
a lot of work to do.
404
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,123
Oh. Okay.
405
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,175
'Cause I already got
Randy to cover my shift.
406
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,838
Oh, I'm sorry. But I
bought you a video game.
407
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,632
Bioshock? no way!
408
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,051
Hey, chatterbox. Wow.
409
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,403
I thought I heard your voice.
410
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,929
How was your weekend?
411
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,239
It was great. Liz and I...
412
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,307
I made you a painting.
413
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,118
It's called one. Armed
mermaid that's part unicorn
414
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:53,726
with big foot.
415
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,018
Wow.
416
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:55,770
Thank you.
417
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,064
Are we still on for
tomorrow night?
418
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,818
Yeah, I can't wait. No, he
can't. We're working out.
419
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,903
I'll see ya tomorrow night.
420
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,988
Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you.
421
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,703
Liz, be good to him.
422
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,086
What do you want, Jack?
423
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,171
Tracy, I wanna talk to you.
424
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,966
It's hard for me to admit
when I've made a mistake...
425
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,592
So I won't.
426
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,095
Mr. Jordan, I have
made a terrible mistake.
427
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,806
Because of my arrogance,
the team is now in chaos.
428
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,098
Pedro and fontanelle quit
429
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,785
because I tried to put
them in the outfield.
430
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,394
Of course they did!
431
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,980
They're afraid to go
north of 245th street.
432
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,690
Next you'll be telling me
433
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,942
you let Reshon have
contact with his birth mother.
434
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,527
Which Reshon?
435
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,171
Jack, I told you, you
did not know what
436
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:46,863
you were getting yourself into.
437
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,574
Tracy, I only wanted to help.
438
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,968
And now things
are out of control.
439
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,660
We have two options.
440
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,787
One, we can cut and run
441
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,874
and betray the people that
we made this commitment to,
442
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,917
or you and I can
form a coalition.
443
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:00,877
No way, J.D.
444
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,296
Tracy, I thought you
cared about these kids.
445
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,339
Just because I don't
support Jack Donaghy,
446
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,111
doesn't mean I
don't support the kids.
447
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:07,800
But sir,
448
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,594
every one of them
wrote you a letter
449
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,886
asking you to come back.
450
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:15,016
Wow. Jack.
451
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,894
If I come back to the team,
can I throw these things away
452
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,479
and not have to read 'em?
453
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,856
Tracy, I'll pay somebody
to read them for you.
454
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,548
With your know-how
and my resources,
455
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,776
we can turn these
kids into winners.
456
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,279
All right, Jack.
What's the plan?
457
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,616
One word: Surge.
458
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:32,908
That's two words!
459
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,958
Jamie... look, Jamie,
460
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,545
I can't take this Sam
and Diane thing anymore.
461
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,589
I need to know what
we're doing here.
462
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,549
Nothing, Frank. I'm not gay.
463
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,218
I'm not gay either.
464
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,719
That's why it's perfect.
465
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,387
We're just two straight guys
466
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,079
who wanna enjoy
each other's bodies.
467
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,059
I gotta go.
468
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:05,191
Whoo!
469
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,902
Yeah!
470
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:08,611
Damn, I can't
believe we're winning.
471
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,740
I knew the surge would work.
472
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,285
Yes!
473
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,538
Whoo!
474
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,829
Way to go, Manuel!
475
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,667
That one goes out
to W.S. Churchill.
476
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,253
Hey, there's no way
that those batters
477
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,837
were born after 1993.
478
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,465
These Dominican birth
certificates say otherwise.
479
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,177
Esteban! You're up.
480
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,055
This is just embarrassing.
481
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,850
Hey. Hi.
482
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,978
Mwah.
483
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:42,687
You look nice.
484
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,979
Oh, thank you.
485
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,499
Oh, I got you that
leather bracelet
486
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,232
that you were looking at.
487
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,192
Oh, that's so ill. Thank you.
488
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,819
It is ill.
489
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,431
All right, we should get going
because we're gonna be late.
490
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,448
No we won't, baby.
We're takin' a cab.
491
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,740
Really?
492
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,905
I've never been in a cab
with less than seven people.
493
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,495
Well, stick with me.
494
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,415
I will.
495
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,958
Look at us.
496
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,168
We look awesome together.
497
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,629
Yeah, now I know why
Demi Moore does this.
498
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,631
I get that reference.
499
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,800
All right, mom. I'm takin' off.
500
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,510
Mom?
501
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,597
Yeah, I'm 20. I can't
afford this place.
502
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,949
All right, honey,
have a good time.
503
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,809
Oh, hi. I'm Beth.
504
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,565
Yep, that's what we look like.
505
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,151
Shut it down.
506
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,328
Oh, hey, Jamie.
507
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,081
Hey.
508
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,958
Oof. That is so awkward now.
509
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,930
Oh, don't worry about
it. You had your fun.
510
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:48,794
But the end was humiliating.
511
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,086
Of course it was.
512
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,340
All may-December
relationships end in humiliation,
513
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,759
sexual incompatibility,
social faux pas,
514
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,451
meeting their
parents, it's classic.
515
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,674
I'm not sure it's worth it.
516
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,448
Don't be silly. Jamie
was good for you.
517
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,397
A younger companion
makes you feel more alive.
518
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,059
Opens you up to new experiences.
519
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,351
Fresh points of view.
520
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,645
Stimulating conversation.
521
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,623
Stop repeating what I say...
Stop repeating what I say.
522
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,499
Look, Aidan, I swear to god...
Look, Aidan, I swear to god.
523
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,584
You know what? This
is over. You know what?
524
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,608
This is over.
525
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,132
Of course, there
are some exceptions.
526
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:13,819
Thank god I'm off the market.
527
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh, are you seeing someone?
528
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,863
What? No.
529
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,741
I mean this company
is my girlfriend.
530
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,969
She gives me all the
loving I'll ever want or need.
531
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,037
That's gross, Jack.
532
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,538
Stop hitting yourself, Jenna!
533
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,707
Oh, god! Why are you like this?
534
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,718
Guys!
535
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,804
This isn't working!
536
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,555
I'm not gay-gay.
537
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,974
I'm just gay for Jamie.
538
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,018
Frank, I don't
think that's a thing.
539
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310
It is.
540
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,729
Look, you dudes are great,
541
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,815
a lot of fun to dance with,
542
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,400
and you smell awesome.
543
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,945
Enjoy your night.
544
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,239
Bye, sexy bear!
545
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:02,493
Terence! You make
us all look so bad.
546
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,830
♪ A muffin top is all that ♪
547
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,832
♪ whole grain, low fat ♪
548
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,583
♪ I know you want
a piece of that ♪
549
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,915
♪ but I just wanna dance ♪
550
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,087
♪ checking out my sweet hips ♪
551
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,005
♪ my sugar-coated Berry lips ♪
552
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,882
♪ I know you
wanna get with this ♪
553
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,759
♪ but I'm just here to dance ♪
554
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,304
♪ so back up off of me ♪
555
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,850
♪ you're weirding me out ♪
556
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,727
♪ I'm an independent lady ♪
557
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,603
♪ so do not try to play me ♪
558
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,647
♪ I run a tidy bakery ♪
559
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,315
♪ boys all want
my cake for free ♪
560
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,317
♪ but if you can't
shake your fakery ♪
561
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,361
♪ then kiss my muffin top ♪ ♪
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