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>> Xavier: [ Thinking ] WHAT
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DOTH LIFE?
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ARE WE JUST FLESHY BLIPS IN SOME
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MEANINGLESS STEW OF COSMIC
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OBLIVION?
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OR IS IT VICE-REVERSA?
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IS OUR EVERY TROLLOP THROUGH
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FATE'S GARDEN INFUSED WITH A
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MYSTIC --
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>> HEY, BUNGHOLE, CEASE THAT
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INNER YAPPING.
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>> Xavier: I DON'T WANT NO
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TROUBLE, MISTER.
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>> FREAK! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT
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TROUBLE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
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WANDERED INTO BURBURY,
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CONNECTICUT.
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>> Xavier: PLEASE, I'M JUST A
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SIMPLE SEEKER ON A SPIRIT QUEST
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TO DISCOVER...
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WHAT DOTH LIFE?
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>> WE DON'T GOT NO FREAKS HERE
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IN BURBURY, AND WE'S DONE HATE
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FREAKS WITH OPEN, UNQUENCHABLE
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CANS OF PHILOSOPHICAL
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THIRST-WORMS.
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[ SPITS ]
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>> Xavier: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET
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THAT.
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YOU'VE SHATTERED MY SHAKHASHIRI.
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>> I HOPE Y'ALL CAN PLAY IT 3
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FEET UP YOUR ASS.
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>> Xavier: DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO TRY.
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>> WHAT YOU GONNA DO,
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BIRD-BEAST, FLY AWAY ON YOUR
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CUDDLE BONE?
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>> YEAH, CUDDLE THIS
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B-B-B-B-B-BONE.
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>> BEST STAY WAY FROM THAT
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WEIRDO.
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YOU'LL CATCH THE FELINE AIDS.
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>> YEAH, FROM ME.
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M-M-M-MEOW.
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>> Xavier: DO YOURSELF A SOLID.
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WALK AWAY.
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JUST WALK AWAY.
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>> WHAT'S THE MATTER,
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CH-CH-CHICKEN?
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FRIGHTENED?
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OR DO YOU PREFER, WHAT'S THE
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MATTER, CHICKEN?
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F-F-FRIGHTENED?
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>> Xavier: PLEASE WALK AWAY.
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YOU MAY NEED MY HELP SOMEDAY.
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[ Echoes ] WALK AWAY.
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>> YEAH, HELP ME PUNCH YOUR NECK
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OFF.
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>> WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-
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WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WELCOME TO
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BURBURY.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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>> Xavier: WELL, MA'AM, I
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SUPPOSE I'M SEEKING A DEEPER
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STRATA OF TRUTH.
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PERHAPS YOU CAN ANSWER THE ONE
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QUESTION THAT HAS PLAGUED
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THINKERS FOR ALL TIME.
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WHAT DOTH LIFE?
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>> ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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PROCESSING.
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PROCESSING.
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PROCESSING.
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PROCESSING.
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[ Distorted ] PROCESSING.
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PROCESSING.
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DEPTH OVERLOAD.
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DEPTH OVERLOAD.
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>> YOU ALL RIGHT, MISTER?
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SORRY OUR COMPUTER'S FRITZING ON
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Y'ALL.
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>> Xavier: I'LL BE FINE.
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I'M A SURVIVOR.
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WE'RE A DYING BREED.
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I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE WANTING TO
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HEAR MY STORY.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Xavier: I DON'T LIKE TO TELL
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PEOPLE MY STORY, BUT YOU --
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YOU'VE BEEN SO VERY KIND.
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>> ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GET
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GOING.
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>> Xavier: [ Echoes ] LIFE.
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YOU COULD SAY IT STARTED WHEN I
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WAS A KID.
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LIKE MOST FOLKS, I'VE ALWAYS
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BEEN DIFFERENT, BUT NOT LIKE THE
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OTHERS.
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OTHER KIDS COULD BE CRUEL.
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THEY'D CALL ME NAMES -- DWEEB,
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CHIMP, HONKY, DWEEBY CHIMP,
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HONKY DWEEB, AND, WORST OF ALL,
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CHOMPSKY HONK.
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DID YOU KNOW THERE'S OVER 87
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COMBINATIONS OF THOSE
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SOUL-SCALDING WORDS?
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I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY.
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LIFE.
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ADOLESCENCE WAS BETTER.
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WENT TO THE PROM WITH A MODEL,
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BUT SHE LEFT WITH SOME JOCK.
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DYKE.
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BUT THEN I FELT SOMETHING IN MY
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GUT -- THE PALPABLE SUSPICION
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THAT I HAD A DEEPER CALLING IN
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LIFE.
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SO I SOUGHT OUT THE WISDOM OF
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THE ANCIENTS, EXPLORING THE
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SPIRIT REALM OF THE SOUL.
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ONE DAY, TRAGEDY STRUCK.
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I WAS GROPING ENLIGHTENMENT IN
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MY BEDROOM, AND BEFORE YOU COULD
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SCREAM "MURDER BY ARSON," OUR
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HOUSE WAS ON FIRE.
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COULDN'T SAVE MY PARENTS.
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CORONER RULED IT A SIMPLE CASE
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OF DEATH BY MYSTERIOUS FIRE, BUT
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I ALWAYS SENSED THAT THERE WAS
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SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT.
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NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY SO-CALLED
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FATHER WAS A SCIENTIST IN SOME
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TOP SECRET CAPACITY I'VE YET TO
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UNVEIL.
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YET...
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YET -- YET -- YET...
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SO NOW I WANDER THE COUNTRY,
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LOOKING FOR THE MAN WHO KILLED
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MY FATHER AND, I SUPPOSE,
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SEEKING ANSWERS TO LESS TANGIBLE
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QUESTIONS OF LIFE.
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IF I HELP A FEW FOLKS ALONG THE
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WAY, SO BE IT.
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>> SO, YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO
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SAVE PEOPLE?
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>> Xavier: POWERS ARE FOR THE
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WEAK.
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I HAVE NO POWERS.
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I MEAN, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE
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POWER TO BLOW MINDS WITH MY
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WEAPONS-GRADE PHILOSOPHICAL
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INSIGHTS.
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I'M A THOUGHT-OCOSTER.
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I'M A CONUNDRUMMER IN A BAND
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CALLED LIFE PUZZLER.
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>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M TAKING
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OFF.
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LATER.
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>> Xavier: HELL, I'VE FLIPPED
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MORE LIDS THAN A MONKEY IN A
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SOUP KITCHEN OF THE MIND.
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DOES THAT MAKE ME A HERO?
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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[ Echoing ] NO.
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>> OW, THAT -- THAT TRUCK WAS
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NOWHERE NEAR ME.
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>> IS THAT F-F-FREAK H-HARASSING
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YOU?
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OR WOULD YOU PREFER "HER ASS IN"
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YOU?
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>> Xavier: I'M HER PROTECTORATE.
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SHE OWES HER LIFE TO ME, AND NOW
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I'M HER SOUL SLAVE.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.
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"WRITE THAT DOWN."
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>> OH, HE'S HARMLESS.
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WHAT Y'ALL DOING?
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>> WE GOT A LOAD OF COMPUTERS
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FROM ALL AROUND TOWN WHICH JUST
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GOT VIRUS.
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO DUMP THEM IN
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THE LANDFILL.
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>> YOU MUST LOVE THE EARTH LIKE
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YOU LOVED YOUR MOTHER.
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KISS YOUR MOTHER, YOUNGLING.
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GO ON.
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HARDER.
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SHE WANTS IT HARDER.
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>> Xavier: IT HURTS.
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DON'T SULLY THE SACRED LANDSCAPE
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OF OUR MOTHER EARTH WITH THOSE
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INFECTED COMPUTERS.
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DUMP THEM IN THE LAKE WHERE NO
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ONE CAN SEE THEM.
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>> LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> YOU GAVE ME A NASTY GASH.
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>> Xavier: I BETTER TAKE A LOOK
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AT YOU STAT.
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I'M A CERTIFIED WAHOCKAMANA
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HEALER.
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YOU SEE...
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>> AW.
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>> Xavier: ...I SPENT NINE YEARS
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AS THE PUPIL OF A WISE
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APACHESTANI SHAMAN.
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>> PLEASE, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
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>> Xavier: CHIEF WAS DEEP.
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HE WAS BALLSY.
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HE TAUGHT THE WAY OF THE HEAL.
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>> IN ORDER TO HEAL THIS WOUND,
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YOU MUST PLAY A SHAKHASHIRISK
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WIND TRANCE.
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOUR FAILURE IS MERELY A PORTENT
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OF DISAPPOINTMENTS TO COME.
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CONFRONT YOUR FUTURE.
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>> Xavier: WOW, THAT'S ME YEARS
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FROM NOW.
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I LOOK CUT.
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HEY, THAT'S A NICE CHUNK OF
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CHICKEN ON MY ARM.
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LOOK, WE'RE IN HIS VISION -- MY
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VISION.
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>> WHAT THE --
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>> Xavier: HEY, SHAKE HANDS WITH
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YOUR FUTURE, OLD FRIEND.
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OOH, FRITTATA.
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LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK.
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YEAH, I TRICKED THE TRICKSTER.
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SEE, STILL GOT THE SCAR TO PROVE
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IT.
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>> I'M JUST GONNA GO TAKE A
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SHOWER.
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>> Xavier: LOOK AT THE TWO OF
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US.
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WE CAN BE LIKE BEAUTY AND THE
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BEAST.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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WILL YOU BE MY BEAST?
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>> YEAH, DUMP THEM 'PUTERS,
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BOYS.
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DUMP 'EM ALL.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> DEPTH OVERLOAD.
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DEPTH OVERLOAD.
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DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-
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DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEPTH
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OVERLOAD.
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>> Xavier: OH, PEEP SHOW.
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OOH, FRITTATA, I'M WATCHING A
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WOMAN WASHING.
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I WISH I COULD SEE MYSELF
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WATCHING WASHING.
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WHAT...
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THE...
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WATER.
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THE COMPUTER VIRUS -- IT'S IN
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THE LAKE.
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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
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>> Xavier: THE VIRUS IS IN THE
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WATER.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> Xavier: IF THE COMPUTER VIRUS
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IS INFECTING PEOPLE, THEN I NEED
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TO GET A HUMAN VIRUS TO
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INFECTICIDE THE COMPUTER.
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>> WELCOME TO THE U.S. ARMY.
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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>> Xavier: I NEED SOME OF THAT
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DISEASE YOU GUYS INVENTED.
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>> CRACK?
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>> Xavier: THE OTHER ONE.
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>> AIDS?
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>> Xavier: THAT'S THE SPICE.
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>> YOU'LL NEED TO FILL OUT AN
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HC24-A REQUISITION FORM.
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>> Xavier: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR
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THAT.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I SHOULDN'T DO THIS, BUT HERE.
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SOMEONE LEFT THIS IN THE LOST
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AND FOUND.
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>> Xavier: FRITTATA.
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JUST GOT TO DUMP THIS LOAD IN
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THAT DIRTY 'PUTER'S FLOPPY SLOT
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AND COLLECT MY KUDOS.
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>> HEY, THERE'S THAT FREAK BEAST
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WHAT CAUSED THIS PLAGUE UPON
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US.
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>> Xavier: YOU CAN ALL FRET NOT.
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I HAVE THE CURE RIGHT HERE.
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>> CURE? GIVE ME THAT.
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>> Xavier: YOU DON'T WANT TO
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DRINK THAT.
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>> AHH. CURE-ALICIOUS.
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IS IT WORKING?
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>> YEAH, CLIP, IT'S WORKING.
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JUST GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT.
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>> I'M SCARED.
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IS THAT YOU, GRANDMAMA?
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>> OH, COME HERE.
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OH, CLIPPLE.
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>> Y'ALL JUST KILLED MY BEST
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PLATONIC MALE FRIEND.
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AND NOW I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR
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A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
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>> Xavier: I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE
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STUTTER.
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>> HE SEEMS TO BE STUCK IN SOME
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SORT OF A GL-GL-GLITCH.
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AND YOU'S THE DEVIL WHAT BROUGHT
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COMPUTERIZED VIRAL SHAME TO OUR
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TOWN.
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I'M GONNA POUND YOU DOWN.
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DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN --
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DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN --
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DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN...
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[ SQUAWKING ]
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>> DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.
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>> DIB-DIB...
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>> YOWSER, THIS TOWN'S GONE
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BOWSER.
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>> FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I EVER HELP
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THAT FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I EVER
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HELP THAT FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I
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EVER HELP THAT FREAK ANY--
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>> Xavier: CAN'T STOP THINKING
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ABOUT ME, HUH?
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I KNOW THE FEELING.
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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>> "WHAT DOTH LIFE" SET MY
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PONDER CIRCUITS TO SPIRIT SEEK
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BEYOND THEIR CAPACITY TO
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DIGITALLY SIMULACULATE.
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THIS IS A DEFCOM 5 LEVEL
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SYSTEM-WIDE DEGENERATIVE
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THOUGHT-TASTROPHE.
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TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-
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TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-
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TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE...
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>> Xavier: NOW'S NOT THE BEST
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TIME, BUT YOUR BROTHER DIED OF A
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SHAMEFUL LIFESTYLE CHOICE.
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>> YOUNGLING, YOU MUST TAME THE
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BEAST WITH YOUR SOUL-SOOTHING
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SONG.
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>> Xavier: NO TIME TO GAB.
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I'VE GOT TO COBBLE TOGETHER A
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MAKESHIFT SHAKHASHIRI TO TAME A
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CERTAIN BEAST.
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SEE YOURSELF OUT.
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> THAT MUSIC -- SO SOOTHING.
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IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLAYING.
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SO RELAXING.
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RETURNING.
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RESTORING.
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>> MY ARM.
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>> Xavier: JUST NEEDED A HAND TO
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TAME THE BEAST.
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>> SYSTEM NORMALIZED.
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WELCOME TO BURBURY.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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>> Xavier: ALL SYSTEMS BACK TO
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GO, HUH?
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I BETTER JUST TEST YOU OUT TO
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MAKE SURE YOU'RE SAFE.
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HERE'S A NEW LITTLE
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PHILOSOPHICAL QUERY FOR YOU TO
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CHOMP ON.
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT A THOUGHT.
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IT'S INTENSE!
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>> Xavier: LISTEN, THIS IS NEVER
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EASY TO SAY.
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YOU AND I BOTH KNEW WHAT WE HAD
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COULDN'T LAST.
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I DO LOVE YOU.
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BUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A
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LADY NAMED RAMBLIN' ON.
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[ Thinking ] SO MAYBE WE ARE
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JUST BLIPS IN A VOID OF
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NOTHINGNESS.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO WALK
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AWAY.
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[ Echoing ] WALK AWAY.
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>> HEY, WHERE YOU HEADED,
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MISTER?
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>> Xavier: WHICHEVER PATH FRAU
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DESTINY SETS BENEATH THIS
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SEEKER, THIS PUPIL OF THE
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UNIVERSE IS AS GOOD AS ANY.
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>> COOL.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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