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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,000 >> Xavier: [ Thinking ] WHAT 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,080 DOTH LIFE? 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,500 ARE WE JUST FLESHY BLIPS IN SOME 4 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:09,660 MEANINGLESS STEW OF COSMIC 5 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:10,620 OBLIVION? 6 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,040 OR IS IT VICE-REVERSA? 7 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,000 IS OUR EVERY TROLLOP THROUGH 8 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,000 FATE'S GARDEN INFUSED WITH A 9 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:17,790 MYSTIC -- 10 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,250 >> HEY, BUNGHOLE, CEASE THAT 11 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:20,080 INNER YAPPING. 12 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,660 >> Xavier: I DON'T WANT NO 13 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:22,660 TROUBLE, MISTER. 14 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,120 >> FREAK! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT 15 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,750 TROUBLE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE 16 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:27,080 WANDERED INTO BURBURY, 17 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,040 CONNECTICUT. 18 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,910 >> Xavier: PLEASE, I'M JUST A 19 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,910 SIMPLE SEEKER ON A SPIRIT QUEST 20 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,790 TO DISCOVER... 21 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:36,660 WHAT DOTH LIFE? 22 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,580 >> WE DON'T GOT NO FREAKS HERE 23 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,450 IN BURBURY, AND WE'S DONE HATE 24 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,370 FREAKS WITH OPEN, UNQUENCHABLE 25 00:00:42,450 --> 00:00:43,910 CANS OF PHILOSOPHICAL 26 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,910 THIRST-WORMS. 27 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 [ SPITS ] 28 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,580 >> Xavier: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET 29 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:49,450 THAT. 30 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,790 YOU'VE SHATTERED MY SHAKHASHIRI. 31 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:52,330 >> I HOPE Y'ALL CAN PLAY IT 3 32 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,370 FEET UP YOUR ASS. 33 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:54,750 >> Xavier: DON'T KNOW. 34 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:56,120 BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO TRY. 35 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,450 >> WHAT YOU GONNA DO, 36 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,040 BIRD-BEAST, FLY AWAY ON YOUR 37 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,080 CUDDLE BONE? 38 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,540 >> YEAH, CUDDLE THIS 39 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:06,080 B-B-B-B-B-BONE. 40 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,790 >> BEST STAY WAY FROM THAT 41 00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:08,620 WEIRDO. 42 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,200 YOU'LL CATCH THE FELINE AIDS. 43 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:11,500 >> YEAH, FROM ME. 44 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:13,200 M-M-M-MEOW. 45 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,120 >> Xavier: DO YOURSELF A SOLID. 46 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,160 WALK AWAY. 47 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,040 JUST WALK AWAY. 48 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,330 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, 49 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:20,200 CH-CH-CHICKEN? 50 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:21,160 FRIGHTENED? 51 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,120 OR DO YOU PREFER, WHAT'S THE 52 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,450 MATTER, CHICKEN? 53 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,080 F-F-FRIGHTENED? 54 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,290 >> Xavier: PLEASE WALK AWAY. 55 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,580 YOU MAY NEED MY HELP SOMEDAY. 56 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,040 [ Echoes ] WALK AWAY. 57 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,660 >> YEAH, HELP ME PUNCH YOUR NECK 58 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,660 OFF. 59 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,410 >> WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL- 60 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,330 WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WELCOME TO 61 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:43,080 BURBURY. 62 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,540 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 63 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,160 >> Xavier: WELL, MA'AM, I 64 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,700 SUPPOSE I'M SEEKING A DEEPER 65 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,790 STRATA OF TRUTH. 66 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:50,620 PERHAPS YOU CAN ANSWER THE ONE 67 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,160 QUESTION THAT HAS PLAGUED 68 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,700 THINKERS FOR ALL TIME. 69 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:57,660 WHAT DOTH LIFE? 70 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,540 >> ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 71 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,950 PROCESSING. 72 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,160 PROCESSING. 73 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,790 PROCESSING. 74 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:06,080 PROCESSING. 75 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,870 [ Distorted ] PROCESSING. 76 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:11,870 PROCESSING. 77 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:12,910 DEPTH OVERLOAD. 78 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,250 DEPTH OVERLOAD. 79 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,750 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, MISTER? 80 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:17,370 SORRY OUR COMPUTER'S FRITZING ON 81 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,080 Y'ALL. 82 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,160 >> Xavier: I'LL BE FINE. 83 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,080 I'M A SURVIVOR. 84 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,040 WE'RE A DYING BREED. 85 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,790 I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE WANTING TO 86 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:24,790 HEAR MY STORY. 87 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:25,660 >> WHAT? 88 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,200 >> Xavier: I DON'T LIKE TO TELL 89 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:29,000 PEOPLE MY STORY, BUT YOU -- 90 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,450 YOU'VE BEEN SO VERY KIND. 91 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,660 >> ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GET 92 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:32,450 GOING. 93 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:33,330 >> Xavier: [ Echoes ] LIFE. 94 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:35,080 YOU COULD SAY IT STARTED WHEN I 95 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,120 WAS A KID. 96 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,700 LIKE MOST FOLKS, I'VE ALWAYS 97 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,620 BEEN DIFFERENT, BUT NOT LIKE THE 98 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,040 OTHERS. 99 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,120 OTHER KIDS COULD BE CRUEL. 100 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,290 THEY'D CALL ME NAMES -- DWEEB, 101 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:47,540 CHIMP, HONKY, DWEEBY CHIMP, 102 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,040 HONKY DWEEB, AND, WORST OF ALL, 103 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,160 CHOMPSKY HONK. 104 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,040 DID YOU KNOW THERE'S OVER 87 105 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,370 COMBINATIONS OF THOSE 106 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,910 SOUL-SCALDING WORDS? 107 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,580 I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY. 108 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:00,200 LIFE. 109 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:01,580 ADOLESCENCE WAS BETTER. 110 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,080 WENT TO THE PROM WITH A MODEL, 111 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,750 BUT SHE LEFT WITH SOME JOCK. 112 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:05,620 DYKE. 113 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,200 BUT THEN I FELT SOMETHING IN MY 114 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,080 GUT -- THE PALPABLE SUSPICION 115 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,040 THAT I HAD A DEEPER CALLING IN 116 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,160 LIFE. 117 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,120 SO I SOUGHT OUT THE WISDOM OF 118 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 THE ANCIENTS, EXPLORING THE 119 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,410 SPIRIT REALM OF THE SOUL. 120 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,120 ONE DAY, TRAGEDY STRUCK. 121 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,040 I WAS GROPING ENLIGHTENMENT IN 122 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,040 MY BEDROOM, AND BEFORE YOU COULD 123 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,870 SCREAM "MURDER BY ARSON," OUR 124 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,160 HOUSE WAS ON FIRE. 125 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,540 COULDN'T SAVE MY PARENTS. 126 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,200 CORONER RULED IT A SIMPLE CASE 127 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,040 OF DEATH BY MYSTERIOUS FIRE, BUT 128 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,950 I ALWAYS SENSED THAT THERE WAS 129 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,120 SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT. 130 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,160 NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY SO-CALLED 131 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,540 FATHER WAS A SCIENTIST IN SOME 132 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:44,000 TOP SECRET CAPACITY I'VE YET TO 133 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:44,750 UNVEIL. 134 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,620 YET... 135 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,910 YET -- YET -- YET... 136 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,790 SO NOW I WANDER THE COUNTRY, 137 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:52,830 LOOKING FOR THE MAN WHO KILLED 138 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:54,540 MY FATHER AND, I SUPPOSE, 139 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,700 SEEKING ANSWERS TO LESS TANGIBLE 140 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:58,910 QUESTIONS OF LIFE. 141 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,160 IF I HELP A FEW FOLKS ALONG THE 142 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,500 WAY, SO BE IT. 143 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,830 >> SO, YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO 144 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,000 SAVE PEOPLE? 145 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,540 >> Xavier: POWERS ARE FOR THE 146 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,120 WEAK. 147 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,160 I HAVE NO POWERS. 148 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,620 I MEAN, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE 149 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,040 POWER TO BLOW MINDS WITH MY 150 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,040 WEAPONS-GRADE PHILOSOPHICAL 151 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,040 INSIGHTS. 152 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,620 I'M A THOUGHT-OCOSTER. 153 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,620 I'M A CONUNDRUMMER IN A BAND 154 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,040 CALLED LIFE PUZZLER. 155 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,000 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M TAKING 156 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:22,290 OFF. 157 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:23,120 LATER. 158 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,080 >> Xavier: HELL, I'VE FLIPPED 159 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,080 MORE LIDS THAN A MONKEY IN A 160 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,870 SOUP KITCHEN OF THE MIND. 161 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,660 DOES THAT MAKE ME A HERO? 162 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,040 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 163 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,870 [ Echoing ] NO. 164 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:38,120 >> OW, THAT -- THAT TRUCK WAS 165 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,750 NOWHERE NEAR ME. 166 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:43,040 >> IS THAT F-F-FREAK H-HARASSING 167 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:43,910 YOU? 168 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,040 OR WOULD YOU PREFER "HER ASS IN" 169 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:47,910 YOU? 170 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,330 >> Xavier: I'M HER PROTECTORATE. 171 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:51,200 SHE OWES HER LIFE TO ME, AND NOW 172 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,080 I'M HER SOUL SLAVE. 173 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,000 THAT'S GOOD. 174 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,700 LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN. 175 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:58,580 "WRITE THAT DOWN." 176 00:04:58,660 --> 00:04:59,700 >> OH, HE'S HARMLESS. 177 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:00,620 WHAT Y'ALL DOING? 178 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,200 >> WE GOT A LOAD OF COMPUTERS 179 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,580 FROM ALL AROUND TOWN WHICH JUST 180 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:04,450 GOT VIRUS. 181 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,830 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO DUMP THEM IN 182 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:09,370 THE LANDFILL. 183 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,250 >> YOU MUST LOVE THE EARTH LIKE 184 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:12,830 YOU LOVED YOUR MOTHER. 185 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,500 KISS YOUR MOTHER, YOUNGLING. 186 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,000 GO ON. 187 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:15,870 HARDER. 188 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,200 SHE WANTS IT HARDER. 189 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,910 >> Xavier: IT HURTS. 190 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,950 DON'T SULLY THE SACRED LANDSCAPE 191 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,910 OF OUR MOTHER EARTH WITH THOSE 192 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,040 INFECTED COMPUTERS. 193 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,200 DUMP THEM IN THE LAKE WHERE NO 194 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,250 ONE CAN SEE THEM. 195 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:29,580 >> LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK. 196 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:33,120 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,790 >> YOU GAVE ME A NASTY GASH. 198 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,580 >> Xavier: I BETTER TAKE A LOOK 199 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,410 AT YOU STAT. 200 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,200 I'M A CERTIFIED WAHOCKAMANA 201 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:39,700 HEALER. 202 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:40,370 YOU SEE... 203 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:41,250 >> AW. 204 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:42,750 >> Xavier: ...I SPENT NINE YEARS 205 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:44,120 AS THE PUPIL OF A WISE 206 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,040 APACHESTANI SHAMAN. 207 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,830 >> PLEASE, I DON'T HAVE TIME. 208 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:48,250 >> Xavier: CHIEF WAS DEEP. 209 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:49,160 HE WAS BALLSY. 210 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,200 HE TAUGHT THE WAY OF THE HEAL. 211 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,450 >> IN ORDER TO HEAL THIS WOUND, 212 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:56,700 YOU MUST PLAY A SHAKHASHIRISK 213 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,870 WIND TRANCE. 214 00:05:57,950 --> 00:06:00,870 [ MUSIC PLAYS ] 215 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:03,500 YOUR FAILURE IS MERELY A PORTENT 216 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,950 OF DISAPPOINTMENTS TO COME. 217 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,830 CONFRONT YOUR FUTURE. 218 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,870 >> Xavier: WOW, THAT'S ME YEARS 219 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:10,580 FROM NOW. 220 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:11,410 I LOOK CUT. 221 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,120 HEY, THAT'S A NICE CHUNK OF 222 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,450 CHICKEN ON MY ARM. 223 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,000 LOOK, WE'RE IN HIS VISION -- MY 224 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:16,700 VISION. 225 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:17,580 >> WHAT THE -- 226 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,120 >> Xavier: HEY, SHAKE HANDS WITH 227 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,500 YOUR FUTURE, OLD FRIEND. 228 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,290 OOH, FRITTATA. 229 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:28,250 LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK. 230 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,120 YEAH, I TRICKED THE TRICKSTER. 231 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,160 SEE, STILL GOT THE SCAR TO PROVE 232 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,200 IT. 233 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,120 >> I'M JUST GONNA GO TAKE A 234 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:34,950 SHOWER. 235 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,040 >> Xavier: LOOK AT THE TWO OF 236 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:36,870 US. 237 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:37,750 WE CAN BE LIKE BEAUTY AND THE 238 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,290 BEAST. 239 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:39,160 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 240 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,750 WILL YOU BE MY BEAST? 241 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,620 >> YEAH, DUMP THEM 'PUTERS, 242 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,080 BOYS. 243 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 DUMP 'EM ALL. 244 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,040 [ LAUGHS ] 245 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,660 >> DEPTH OVERLOAD. 246 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,080 DEPTH OVERLOAD. 247 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,290 DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP- 248 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,160 DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEPTH 249 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:53,870 OVERLOAD. 250 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,660 >> Xavier: OH, PEEP SHOW. 251 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,660 OOH, FRITTATA, I'M WATCHING A 252 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,830 WOMAN WASHING. 253 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:00,620 I WISH I COULD SEE MYSELF 254 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:04,040 WATCHING WASHING. 255 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,540 WHAT... 256 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,200 THE... 257 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:08,080 WATER. 258 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,000 THE COMPUTER VIRUS -- IT'S IN 259 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,790 THE LAKE. 260 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,620 >> WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 261 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,200 >> Xavier: THE VIRUS IS IN THE 262 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:17,000 WATER. 263 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,290 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 264 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,000 >> Xavier: IF THE COMPUTER VIRUS 265 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,950 IS INFECTING PEOPLE, THEN I NEED 266 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,120 TO GET A HUMAN VIRUS TO 267 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,750 INFECTICIDE THE COMPUTER. 268 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,080 >> WELCOME TO THE U.S. ARMY. 269 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:28,950 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 270 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,120 >> Xavier: I NEED SOME OF THAT 271 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,330 DISEASE YOU GUYS INVENTED. 272 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,080 >> CRACK? 273 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,160 >> Xavier: THE OTHER ONE. 274 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,950 >> AIDS? 275 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,120 >> Xavier: THAT'S THE SPICE. 276 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,450 >> YOU'LL NEED TO FILL OUT AN 277 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,160 HC24-A REQUISITION FORM. 278 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,700 >> Xavier: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR 279 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:41,160 THAT. 280 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,160 >> [ SIGHS ] 281 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,290 I SHOULDN'T DO THIS, BUT HERE. 282 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:46,370 SOMEONE LEFT THIS IN THE LOST 283 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:47,250 AND FOUND. 284 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:50,830 >> Xavier: FRITTATA. 285 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,620 JUST GOT TO DUMP THIS LOAD IN 286 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,540 THAT DIRTY 'PUTER'S FLOPPY SLOT 287 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,040 AND COLLECT MY KUDOS. 288 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,540 >> HEY, THERE'S THAT FREAK BEAST 289 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,080 WHAT CAUSED THIS PLAGUE UPON 290 00:07:59,160 --> 00:07:59,950 US. 291 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040 >> Xavier: YOU CAN ALL FRET NOT. 292 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,290 I HAVE THE CURE RIGHT HERE. 293 00:08:02,370 --> 00:08:03,160 >> CURE? GIVE ME THAT. 294 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,290 >> Xavier: YOU DON'T WANT TO 295 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:06,120 DRINK THAT. 296 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,700 >> AHH. CURE-ALICIOUS. 297 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,160 IS IT WORKING? 298 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,330 >> YEAH, CLIP, IT'S WORKING. 299 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,200 JUST GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT. 300 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:16,450 >> I'M SCARED. 301 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:18,330 IS THAT YOU, GRANDMAMA? 302 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,700 >> OH, COME HERE. 303 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,160 OH, CLIPPLE. 304 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,830 >> Y'ALL JUST KILLED MY BEST 305 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:28,040 PLATONIC MALE FRIEND. 306 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,580 AND NOW I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR 307 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,620 A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A... 308 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,120 >> Xavier: I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE 309 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,000 STUTTER. 310 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,290 >> HE SEEMS TO BE STUCK IN SOME 311 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:38,540 SORT OF A GL-GL-GLITCH. 312 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,540 AND YOU'S THE DEVIL WHAT BROUGHT 313 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,500 COMPUTERIZED VIRAL SHAME TO OUR 314 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:43,250 TOWN. 315 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,120 I'M GONNA POUND YOU DOWN. 316 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,580 DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- 317 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,000 DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- 318 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,450 DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN -- DOWN... 319 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:51,500 [ SQUAWKING ] 320 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,120 >> DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO. 321 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,290 >> DIB-DIB... 322 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:56,040 >> YOWSER, THIS TOWN'S GONE 323 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,830 BOWSER. 324 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:59,830 >> FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I EVER HELP 325 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,450 THAT FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I EVER 326 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,120 HELP THAT FREAK ANY-- WHY'D I 327 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,750 EVER HELP THAT FREAK ANY-- 328 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,410 >> Xavier: CAN'T STOP THINKING 329 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,330 ABOUT ME, HUH? 330 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:11,250 I KNOW THE FEELING. 331 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:15,000 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 332 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,120 >> "WHAT DOTH LIFE" SET MY 333 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,040 PONDER CIRCUITS TO SPIRIT SEEK 334 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,000 BEYOND THEIR CAPACITY TO 335 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,660 DIGITALLY SIMULACULATE. 336 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,370 THIS IS A DEFCOM 5 LEVEL 337 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,080 SYSTEM-WIDE DEGENERATIVE 338 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,200 THOUGHT-TASTROPHE. 339 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,040 TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE- 340 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,870 TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE- 341 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,120 TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE... 342 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,910 >> Xavier: NOW'S NOT THE BEST 343 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,910 TIME, BUT YOUR BROTHER DIED OF A 344 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 SHAMEFUL LIFESTYLE CHOICE. 345 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,040 >> YOUNGLING, YOU MUST TAME THE 346 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,200 BEAST WITH YOUR SOUL-SOOTHING 347 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:43,950 SONG. 348 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,370 >> Xavier: NO TIME TO GAB. 349 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:47,290 I'VE GOT TO COBBLE TOGETHER A 350 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,290 MAKESHIFT SHAKHASHIRI TO TAME A 351 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,370 CERTAIN BEAST. 352 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:53,040 SEE YOURSELF OUT. 353 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,910 [ MUSIC PLAYS ] 354 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,580 >> THAT MUSIC -- SO SOOTHING. 355 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,290 IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLAYING. 356 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:03,620 SO RELAXING. 357 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,250 RETURNING. 358 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,910 RESTORING. 359 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,750 >> MY ARM. 360 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,870 >> Xavier: JUST NEEDED A HAND TO 361 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,330 TAME THE BEAST. 362 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:13,620 >> SYSTEM NORMALIZED. 363 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,790 WELCOME TO BURBURY. 364 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:16,040 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 365 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,870 >> Xavier: ALL SYSTEMS BACK TO 366 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:18,700 GO, HUH? 367 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,160 I BETTER JUST TEST YOU OUT TO 368 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,250 MAKE SURE YOU'RE SAFE. 369 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,540 HERE'S A NEW LITTLE 370 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,250 PHILOSOPHICAL QUERY FOR YOU TO 371 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:26,080 CHOMP ON. 372 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,620 >> OH, MY GOD! 373 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,370 WHAT A THOUGHT. 374 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,450 IT'S INTENSE! 375 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:38,160 >> Xavier: LISTEN, THIS IS NEVER 376 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 EASY TO SAY. 377 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,250 YOU AND I BOTH KNEW WHAT WE HAD 378 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,790 COULDN'T LAST. 379 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,120 I DO LOVE YOU. 380 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,160 BUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A 381 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:49,250 LADY NAMED RAMBLIN' ON. 382 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,950 [ Thinking ] SO MAYBE WE ARE 383 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,120 JUST BLIPS IN A VOID OF 384 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 NOTHINGNESS. 385 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:57,200 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO WALK 386 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,910 AWAY. 387 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,500 [ Echoing ] WALK AWAY. 388 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,000 >> HEY, WHERE YOU HEADED, 389 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,830 MISTER? 390 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:05,200 >> Xavier: WHICHEVER PATH FRAU 391 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,450 DESTINY SETS BENEATH THIS 392 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,580 SEEKER, THIS PUPIL OF THE 393 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,370 UNIVERSE IS AS GOOD AS ANY. 394 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:11,120 >> COOL. 395 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,000 CHECK THIS OUT. 24169

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