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What? You're seriously
fucking our swap dad?
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Yeah, I'm fucking swap
dad. What's it to you?
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You guys are apparently
fucking all the fucking time.
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You over here jerking off our swap sign.
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I want to know what a dad
dick looks like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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Oh, hey Kai.
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Hey, what's up?
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So, what's wrong?
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I mean, it's April Fool's, right?
And Megan keeps messing with me.
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She Saran wrapped the toilet,
she put baby powder in my socks,
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and then on top of that, she
threw my phone in the dirty laundry.
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And she's taking this and
posting it all over social media,
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and it's embarrassing. Like, I
just want to get even with her.
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Well, if you want, I could
help you get even with her.
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How?
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We could always tell her that we're
sleeping together, film her reaction.
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What? Are you serious?
You would do that for me?
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Of course. Yeah.
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Oh, you're the best swap mom ever.
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Hey.
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So, I have something really
important for us to talk about.
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What?
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Well, I'm a little bit nervous that I
could mess with the Swap thing.
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But I really need to get it off my chest.
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Okay.
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I've been sleeping with Kai.
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So what? Swap Dad and I have
been fucking since this thing started.
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Wait. What?
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You're joking, right?
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What? You're seriously
fucking our Swap Dad?
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Yeah, I'm fucking Swap
Dad. What's it to you?
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You guys are apparently
fucking all the fucking time.
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I was just kidding.
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Well, I love Swap Dad's dick.
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That is so inappropriate.
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Alright, alright. What's the commotion
in there? Can they get back there?
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Is it true?
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What?
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Are you fucking Megan?
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No, no, no. You're crazy.
That's not true. This is a lie.
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April Fools! Got you guys.
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But seriously, I know
you guys want to fuck.
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Well, no. That's not right.
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You're such a liar. I see you
guys looking at each other.
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Yeah, I have to agree on that one.
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Well, I mean, you two want to fuck.
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I would if he ever pulls it out for me.
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I'd fuck Kai too.
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No you wouldn't. That's why
I knew this prank was bullshit.
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Oh, yeah? Well, watch this.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Oh, you're such a big dick.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, so fucking big.
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I'm going to grab that.
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I'll show you my tits.
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Oh, fuck.
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What do you think?
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So fucking nasty.
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Yeah, you like your swap mom's titties?
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I fucking love them.
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I'll take them out so you can feel them.
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I want you to squeeze all over them.
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You want to shove your
dick in between them?
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Say goodbye.
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I found these titties.
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Oh, my God.
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Just like that.
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Oh, they're so fucking nice and soft.
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Okay.
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Oh, I love that.
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Oh, good for mommy.
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Oh, yes.
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Just like that.
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So good, baby.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm gonna fuck you.
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You're gonna be a good boy.
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Get over there on the couch.
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Let's fuck them.
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Get on the couch.
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You want more?
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Yeah.
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I have to.
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Get on the couch.
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You want more?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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It feels so good.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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You're such a good girl.
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Keep playing with Mommy, just like that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Good.
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Good, Mommy.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Hi.
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Hi.
108
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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You're taking a stick
like such a good girl.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm so sorry.
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Mommy, I love you so much.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I want to have a turn with swap daddy.
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I'd love to try swap Burnscock.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Let's switch.
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Oh my God, you're so big.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my God, you're so big.
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Oh, here, here, here, here.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna put this to his head.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, you like that on your nipples?
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I do.
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Oh my God.
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You want to trade again, swamp mom?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Let's swap.
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You guys are crazy.
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You know you love it.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, just like that.
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Oh, God.
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You're so weak.
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Oh, no.
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You're such a big dick.
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Oh, no.
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You're such a dick.
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Oh, my God.
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You're so weak.
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Oh, so weak.
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Oh my God.
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Yes.
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Oh my God, it's me.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes.
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Fuck, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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I know, but this was
the best April Fool's ever.
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I agree.
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We'll have to do this more often.
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