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What? You're seriously fucking our swap dad?

Yeah, I'm fucking swap dad. What's it to you?

You guys are apparently fucking all the fucking time.

You over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Oh, hey Kai.

Hey, what's up?

So, what's wrong?

I mean, it's April Fool's, right? And Megan keeps messing with me.

She Saran wrapped the toilet, she put baby powder in my socks,

and then on top of that, she threw my phone in the dirty laundry.

And she's taking this and posting it all over social media,

and it's embarrassing. Like, I just want to get even with her.

Well, if you want, I could help you get even with her.

How?

We could always tell her that we're sleeping together, film her reaction.

What? Are you serious? You would do that for me?

Of course. Yeah.

Oh, you're the best swap mom ever.

Hey.

So, I have something really important for us to talk about.

What?

Well, I'm a little bit nervous that I could mess with the Swap thing.

But I really need to get it off my chest.

Okay.

I've been sleeping with Kai.

So what? Swap Dad and I have been fucking since this thing started.

Wait. What?

You're joking, right?

What? You're seriously fucking our Swap Dad?

Yeah, I'm fucking Swap Dad. What's it to you?

You guys are apparently fucking all the fucking time.

I was just kidding.

Well, I love Swap Dad's dick.

That is so inappropriate.

Alright, alright. What's the commotion in there? Can they get back there?

Is it true?

What?

Are you fucking Megan?

No, no, no. You're crazy. That's not true. This is a lie.

April Fools! Got you guys.

But seriously, I know you guys want to fuck.

Well, no. That's not right.

You're such a liar. I see you guys looking at each other.

Yeah, I have to agree on that one.

Well, I mean, you two want to fuck.

I would if he ever pulls it out for me.

I'd fuck Kai too.

No you wouldn't. That's why I knew this prank was bullshit.

Oh, yeah? Well, watch this.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, you're such a big dick.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my.

Oh, so fucking big.

I'm going to grab that.

I'll show you my tits.

Oh, fuck.

What do you think?

So fucking nasty.

Yeah, you like your swap mom's titties?

I fucking love them.

I'll take them out so you can feel them.

I want you to squeeze all over them.

You want to shove your dick in between them?

Say goodbye.

I found these titties.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Oh, they're so fucking nice and soft.

Okay.

Oh, I love that.

Oh, good for mommy.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

So good, baby.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I'm gonna fuck you.

You're gonna be a good boy.

Get over there on the couch.

Let's fuck them.

Get on the couch.

You want more?

Yeah.

I have to.

Get on the couch.

You want more?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It feels so good.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

You're such a good girl.

Keep playing with Mommy, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Good.

Good, Mommy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Hi.

Hi.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

You're taking a stick like such a good girl.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm so sorry.

Mommy, I love you so much.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I want to have a turn with swap daddy.

I'd love to try swap Burnscock.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's switch.

Oh my God, you're so big.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, you're so big.

Oh, here, here, here, here.

Oh, it's okay.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I'm gonna put this to his head.

Oh my God.

Yeah, you like that on your nipples?

I do.

Oh my God.

You want to trade again, swamp mom?

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's swap.

You guys are crazy.

You know you love it.

Oh, no!

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, God.

You're so weak.

Oh, no.

You're such a big dick.

Oh, no.

You're such a dick.

Oh, my God.

You're so weak.

Oh, so weak.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh my God, it's me.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I know, but this was the best April Fool's ever.

I agree.

We'll have to do this more often.