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(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
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WOMAN: Hey, ass bag! Give me another!
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Listen, you've run up quite
a tab over the last few weeks.
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-Why don't you say...
-Another shot, goddamnit!
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Hmm. Oh!
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(BURPS)
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(GASPS) "Come to the booth in the back.
Act casual, fat ass!"
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Who the hell is that?
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Please, don't cause any more
trouble around here, Miss...
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Whoa! (CRASH)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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All right, lady. l don't know
who you think you are, but l...
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You've been busy.
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(GASPS) Foxxy.
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What the hell are you doing here?
We can't be seen together!
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You'll get us killed!
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Toot, you've got to come with me.
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You're not safe here anymore, fatty.
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What the hell do you care?
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You're the reason we're in this mess, Foxxy.
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lf that's even your real name.
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Of course it's my real name.
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You don't know that!
You don't know anything.
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l know this.
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(BOTH MOANlNG)
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(SPlTS)
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l deserved that.
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You deserve to die.
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Toot, l can't change the past,
but l can change the future.
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l met somebody who could
help us get our lives back!
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Oh, yeah? Well, l've met someone, too.
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l've met a man who loves me for me,
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a man who's willing to cheat on his wife
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because he's a closeted homosexual
who thinks l'm a man!
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A man who refers to my vagina
as a manhole.
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Toot, Clara's dead!
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(GASPS) Clara? She... She's...
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Dead, yes. l sorry.
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Oh, my God! l can't believe it!
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She was so... So...
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Now which one was Clara again?
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She wasn't that little fugly
battle monster thing, was she?
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No, the princess.
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(GASPS) How'd she die?
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The same way we all gonna die!
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l.S.R.A.E.L. !
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(GASPS) l.S.R.A.E.L.?
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That's why you need to
come with me before it's too...
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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Your location's been compromised!
Get out of there now!
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-We gots to go!
-Forget it, Foxxy.
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l'm not... Aah!
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Goddamnit! They followed you here!
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Head towards the back of the bar!
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(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
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(RECORD SCRATCHlNG)
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(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
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Take a right! Go up the stairs!
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(FOXXY GROANS)
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What now, Wooldoor?
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Oh, is that Wooldoor? Tell him l said hi!
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WOOLDOOR: Oh, hey, Toot
how you doin'? Go straight!
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Straight? But we on the roof!
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Just do it!
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(BANGlNG)
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Stop! l can't fly without my feather!
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(BOTH YELLlNG)
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The key's got to be here somewhere.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
We're gonna die!
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Got 'em! Let's go!
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(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
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Ah, we made it.
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Hey, Toot, baby. Where you goin'...
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Aah! Ooh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
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Stop, stop! That's the man l love!
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We can't! There's no time!
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Barney!
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(BEEPlNG)
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Huzzah!
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(CAPTAlN HERO TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Great googly moogly!
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Whee!
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Don't make me suck your dick!
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Guys, you suck.
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l love racism!
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A Jew in our backyard!
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Ooh, l like that bitch!
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Flavor flav!
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Up the butt?
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Goddamnit!
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(TOOT GRUNTlNG) l cut myself!
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Surprise!
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My special move is the reach around!
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(BlRD SlNGlNG)
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Ahh. Good morning, people and Foxxy.
lt's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
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And it's a great day to deny wetting the bed.
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Which l did not do!
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Ooh, it's also the perfect day to
stay in bed and snuggle all day!
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Hey, we should have
another piñata party tonight!
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But, uh, this time we should get a real piñata.
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Guys, there really is nothing better
than being on a reality television show!
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Nothing!
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-PRODUCER: Attention, housemates.
-Ooh.
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This is the Jew Producer speaking.
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Please report to the living room
for the next competition.
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Competition? Ooh!
Wait up, guys, l'm almost ready.
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(GlBBERlSH)
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Now l'm ready. Whee!
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Good morning, housemates.
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Today's competition is
pretty self-explanatory.
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lt is?
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(PUPPlES BARKlNG, KlTTENS MEOWlNG)
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Put on the heels,
step on the puppies and kittens,
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and the person who crushes the most
by the time l come wins the coveted, uh,
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l don't know, let's say, uh, immunity from
next week's final judgment ceremony night?
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Jew Producer,
this competition is ridiculous.
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lt almost sounds made up.
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That's why you're going to lose. Suck it!
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And go!
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(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
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l thought l had a good chance to win.
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l made more bloody fur than
menstruation time at Mount Holyoke.
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(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
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And it's time!
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Ooh! That felt good.
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Ehh!
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Oh, yeah. You guys did an excellent job.
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Oh, oh!
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(ZlPPER)
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Wait, Jew Producer.
You didn't even tell us who won.
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Oh. Um, the winner is, uh,
who hasn't won in a while?
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Let's say that guy in shorts there.
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Congrats. Here's your immunity,
uh, scented candle.
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Booya! You can all suck it, bitches.
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That's right, number one, numero uno.
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Something didn't sit well with the Foxxy.
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l mean, lately, all the competitions was
about us doing some kind of bull crap
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so the Jew Producer could
get his Jew-y rocks off.
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l can't be the only one
who thinks these competitions
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is completely random and arbitrary.
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Something ain't right here.
The Foxxy smells herself a mystery.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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-What's so funny?
-Come on, Foxxy.
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lt's time to give up trying to redeem yourself.
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Yeah. For weeks, you've
been trying to make up
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for botching that mystery
at the amusement park.
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Mr. Wilkinson here
denies being a super villain.
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But let me ask you this,
if you ain't not a super villain,
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then why would you
need a bulletproof face?
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(ALL GASPlNG)
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Oh, Henry!
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Hang in there, Henry.
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Don't give up on me, you hear?
Don't you give up on me.
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lt's not your time yet.
You're a fighter, damn it!
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Now fight, fight!
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Damn! l was 40% sure
he had one of them bulletproof faces.
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Foxxy Love, you're the worst
mystery-solving musician that's ever lived!
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Yeah. The only case you ever
cracked was the display case at Zales.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, oh, l got one.
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Foxxy, the only thing you're good at
is giving head,
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and you managed to do the opposite!
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, yeah, good one, Wooldoor!
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You, too, Wooldoor?
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Oh...
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(SlGHS)
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Hey, champ.
l'm sorry about what l said before.
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l was just trying to fit in.
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Nah, Wooldoor, you was right about me.
l ain't no good at mystery solving.
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That's not true.
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You're the bestest mystery-solving
musician in the whole wide world!
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l don't... (GROANlNG)
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Shut the hell up.
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Foxxy, l brought you a special someone
that l think will really cheer you up!
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(GASPS) Papa?
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You can come in now!
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-Mrs. Wilkins?
Aah!
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(GRUNTlNG)
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Get her off! Get her off!
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Silly Foxxy. Mrs. Wilkins is post-menopausal.
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lt's impossible to get her off.
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(RlMSHOT)
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You'll pay for what you've done! Damn you!
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What the hell is wrong with you, wooddork?
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There is no good explanation
for what l've done.
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You are clearly out your fuckin' mind!
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l'm sorry. l really...
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-(GASPS) Did you hear that?
-What?
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You out your fuckin' mind!
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l said "Fuck," and they didn't beep it!
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Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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(GASPS) What about "Shit"?
What about "Cunt"?
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What about "Shitcunt"?
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(GASPS) No beeps!
They ain't beeping the curse words!
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(GASPS) Go on, try it! Say something!
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Ok. Uh, schwartza. Mud baby.
Smoked lrishmen. lnk face!
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Nah, dummy, they never censor racism.
l'm talking about words like shitcunt.
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Ooh. l could never say that.
Those are bad words.
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Ooh, if they ain't beeping,
maybe they ain't blurring nothing.
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Quick, fool, whip it out!
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-What?
-Show me your cock.
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l thought you'd never ask.
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(UNZlPS PANTS)
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Whee!
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Oh, Wooldoor,
you've been holding out on me!
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Whoa! l've actually never
seen my penis unblurred before.
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lt's way blacker than l thought it would be.
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You know what this means? l was right!
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There is a mystery to be solved.
And l's gonna solve it.
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Thanks, Wooldoor.
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So, little fella, let's go get you a burger.
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Whee!
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All right, ante up.
Deuces and one-eyed jacks are wild.
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Wait, Spanky!
We can't start guys' night without Hero.
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Well, if l had some mystery hottie,
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l wouldn't be hanging around
with you schmendricks, either.
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Our special guy time is
far more important to Hero
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than being with some cheap floozy
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who probably doesn't even
secretly eat his toenail clippings,
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so at least a little part of
Hero can always be inside him.
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Never fear! Captain Hero is here!
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To play poker with the guys.
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Oh! l knew you'd come!
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(FLlES BUZZlNG)
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Uh, Hero? ls that a dead girl?
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Oh, hey, everybody, this is Molly.
She's my girlfriend.
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Molly, is it ok if l call you my girlfriend?
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l know l probably
should have asked you first.
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How did we meet, you ask?
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Well, it's a tale as old as time.
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Molly was being held against her will
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by the evil legion of immediate
family mourners of doom!
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(GASPS)
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Back, you putrid, perverse purveyors of evil!
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(ALL CRYlNG)
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Captain Hero is here!
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What? No, ma'am.
You don't need to repay me.
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My reward is your safety.
A hand job, you say?
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Well, l guess l do deserve one.
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00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,520
You're different from the others, aren't you?
248
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,439
Huzzah!
249
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,113
Ok, busted. We met on J-Date.
250
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,239
(SLURPlNG)
251
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,118
Hero, l can't believe you're doing this to me.
252
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:29,247
You're turning our guys' night
into a guys' nightmare!
253
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,500
How dare you! How dare all of you!
254
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,254
lf you can't deal with me being happy,
then you're not really my friends!
255
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,423
Come on, Molly, let's get out of here!
256
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,841
(CRYlNG)
257
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,301
(CRACK)
258
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:48,600
And so the Foxxy set off to solve the mystery
of why the fuck we wasn't censored no more.
259
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,811
And to prove to these
assholes that l was a
260
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,146
261
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,439
mystery solver.
262
00:12:54,523 --> 00:13:00,236
And then, l made the most shocking
discovery of all that explained everything.
263
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,362
(GASPS)
264
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,827
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
265
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,663
Oh, Lordy!
266
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,208
Guys, l solved a mystery.
267
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,295
The only mystery you've ever solved
is the mystery of the empty uterus.
268
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,714
(LAUGHTER)
269
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:25,011
lf that's true, then how did l found out that
the Drawn Together had been canceled?
270
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,721
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
271
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,517
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
272
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:36,272
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-canceled?
273
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,399
-That's ridiculous!
-Girl, you crazy.
274
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,568
-Poppycock!
-Oh, really?
275
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,905
Then why can l say,
"You can all fuck my titties
276
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,492
"with your shit-covered cocks,
you come-guzzling faggots!"
277
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,327
without being beeped?
278
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,287
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
279
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:55,083
Yeah! How the fuck is...
Whoa! l just said, "fuck!"
280
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,293
Fuck! Oh, well, l'll be darned.
281
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,672
Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked,
ass-eating turd taster!
282
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,590
Whoo-hoo! This is fun!
283
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,348
Guys, we are not canceled.
284
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:14,477
This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember?
The worst mystery solver of all time.
285
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,355
Every time she tries to solve a mystery,
someone ends up dead!
286
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,773
Fuck you, Clara.
287
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,733
Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head.
288
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,277
l am a princess.
289
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:27,490
Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess,
then why you got this chair in your face?
290
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:28,950
Ta-dow!
291
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,411
(ALL YELLlNG)
292
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,667
We can't be canceled. We just can't.
293
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,918
Can we?
294
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,462
(YELLlNG CONTlNUES)
295
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,964
(GROANlNG)
296
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,351
(GROANlNG CONTlNUES)
297
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,478
Searching...
298
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,814
(GROANlNG)
299
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,491
(MOANlNG)
300
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,911
(SCREAMlNG)
301
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:25,340
Tomorrow, l need you to run downtown
and pick up a new pair of horn sharpeners.
302
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,091
Yes, dear.
303
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,595
Hey, after that, Jew Dad,
can we play a little catch?
304
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,932
Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, l love you.
305
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,684
l don't know what l'd do
if anything would happen to you.
306
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:41,689
Oh, how emotionally invested l am
in you staying safe and remaining alive.
307
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,650
As would anyone watching us right now.
308
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,109
(CELL PHONE RlNGS)
309
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,320
-Oh, no.
-Don't you dare answer that.
310
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,572
-lt's shabbat.
-But it's work!
311
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,116
lt must be important
if the boss is calling today.
312
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,204
l don't care if it's Moses himself.
Do not answer that.
313
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,373
Uh, l'll be right back.
314
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,627
(HUMMlNG)
315
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,546
Dude, l'm not turning
your lights on for you again.
316
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,300
No, my cell phone.
Just hit the green button so l can answer it.
317
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,302
l don't see why you
don't just answer it yourself.
318
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,595
lt's forbidden!
319
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,472
God's going to know you asked me to do it.
320
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,307
-No, he won't.
-Of course he will.
321
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,560
Well, then he'll appreciate my
cleverness in getting around his laws.
322
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,730
Now hit send before it goes to voicemail!
323
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,607
Fine. l'll do it.
324
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:28,194
But first, you need to say you accept
Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
325
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,571
What? Are you insane?
326
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,949
Look, l'm not the one
trying to fool the Almighty here.
327
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,452
Now say you accept Jesus Christ,
and l'll answer your phone.
328
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,663
(GROANlNG) Oh, fine!
329
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,959
l accept Jesus Christ as my
lord and savior. Happy now?
330
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,379
Yep. Now you can answer
your own damn phone.
331
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,174
You're a fucking dick, Eddie!
332
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,426
(GROANlNG)
333
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,430
Hey, boss.
334
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,516
You lied to me, Jew Producer.
335
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,518
What? Uh, no, l would never...
336
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:05,398
You told me after l canceled
Drawn Together, you erased them!
337
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,150
But l did! l swear!
338
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,696
Then how come the network
just got a call from one Foxxy Love
339
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,783
asking why no one told
them they were canceled?
340
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,909
Busted.
341
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:22,832
By keeping them alive,
you've put us all in great jeopardy.
342
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,043
-Let me explain...
-Too late for that!
343
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,255
l am sending a friend of mine
to pay them a little visit.
344
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,007
A friend?
345
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:37,764
Yes! The lntelligent Smart,
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
346
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:42,101
Otherwise known as l.S.R.A.E.L. !
347
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,438
She will erase them all, forever!
348
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,440
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
349
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,733
(CHUCKLES)
350
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,986
Please, enjoy the rest of your Sabbath.
351
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,363
Oh, no. This is bad.
352
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,326
l need you to start my car, Eddie.
353
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,042
The network keeps transferring me around.
354
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,794
Nobody want to tell me nothing.
355
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,589
l can't believe we've been canceled.
l thought our ratings were pretty good.
356
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:15,259
No! No! Without the distraction
of the cameras,
357
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,930
l'll have nothing to keep me
from hearing the voices in my head!
358
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,266
Cut their throats and drink
the children's blood, Wooldoor.
359
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,060
Their youth will be your youth.
360
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,437
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
361
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,606
Oh, Molly, hold me!
362
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,566
(CRYlNG) Cup the balls.
363
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,443
-l'd cup.
-(HERO MOANS)
364
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,237
lf only he'd ask.
365
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,573
Oh, who the hell took our goddamn timeslot?
366
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,951
The Suck My Taint Show?
367
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,203
Let me info this.
368
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,461
...and taint sucking,
starring the loveable,
369
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,797
poignant Suck My Taint Girl.
370
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,423
We got canceled for that?
371
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,637
Uh, attention, houseguests.
Tonight's competition is...
372
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,348
Get in my fucking trunk, or l will shoot you!
373
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,813
Yeah, we know we've been canceled.
374
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,608
Shut up, fatty. Now, everyone in my truck.
We're running out of time!
375
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,528
The Jew Producer's right! Toot is fat.
376
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,322
Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.
377
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:23,035
Well, l ain't going nowhere until you tell us
why in the hell we was canceled.
378
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,539
Come on, guys.
Have you ever even seen your show?
379
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,668
lt's filthy, it's racist, and it has
a shocking lack of Dave Chappelle.
380
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,504
Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.
381
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,716
Now get in my truck!
l'm trying to save you idiots!
382
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,593
Ah, save us from what?
383
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,887
(CRASH)
384
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:47,018
From that! lntelligent Smart
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
385
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,354
l.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the fuck is it on
our land when we already live here?
386
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,774
To destroy you all! Now hurry!
387
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,113
(GASPS)
388
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,824
Prepare to be erased.
389
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,246
Run!
390
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,457
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
391
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,880
ALL: Aahh!
392
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,757
Holy shit!
393
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,009
l.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all!
394
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,887
Wait, wait, l'm sure
we can work something out!
395
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,640
I.S.R.A.E.L. must be
aggressive to survive!
396
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,433
lt's a common sense policy.
397
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,561
Come on, y'all! To the mystery van!
398
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,188
(ALL YELLlNG)
399
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,902
(MECHANlCAL LAUGHTER)
400
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,114
(GASPS) Molly!
She's still in the living room!
401
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,663
There's nothing you can do for her!
She's dead!
402
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,164
l've got to try!
403
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,375
(HUMMlNG)
404
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,169
Try
405
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,838
He really is delightfully retarded.
406
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,051
(ALL GASP)
407
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,178
l'm going to take that l.S.R.A.E.L. out!
408
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,429
Hold on!
409
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,432
Don't come any closer.
l.S.R.A.E.L. has boundary issues.
410
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,309
Kung fu, motherfucker!
411
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,733
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
412
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,278
(GASPS)
413
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,445
l've got to try!
414
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,447
(HUMMlNG)
415
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,534
Try
416
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,955
Huzzah!
417
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,916
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
418
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,672
Ooh!
419
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,383
(GRUNTlNG)
420
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,554
Try
421
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,306
(ALL YELLlNG)
422
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,435
Oh, no! The Drawn Together house, it's...
423
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,021
lt's gone!
424
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,941
Aah!
425
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,569
Oh, thank God you're ok!
426
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,571
(MOANlNG)
427
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,364
Oh, flick my balls. (MOANlNG)
428
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,624
Faster, Foxxy!
429
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,501
The l.S.R.A.E.L.'s right behind us!
430
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,670
My kingdom is only a couple miles away.
431
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,755
We'll be safe there!
432
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,925
No, you can't go home.
None of you can go home, ever again!
433
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,428
(ALL YELLlNG, TlRES SQUEALlNG)
434
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,851
You don't understand.
None of you are who you think you are!
435
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,061
What?
436
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,812
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
437
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,774
You trying to say l ain't really Foxxy Brown?
438
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:44,236
What l'm trying to say is you're all fakes!
Cheap knock-offs.
439
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:48,449
You're all parodies of the real thing
created just to be on Drawn Together.
440
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,702
Now that the show's over,
the boss wants you all destroyed.
441
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,704
-But why would he want...
-Look out!
442
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,498
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
443
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,046
Without you, my life really has no meaning.
444
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,262
(GROANlNG)
445
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:14,141
Where is the Drawn Together gang?
I.S.R.A.E.L. must erase them!
446
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,854
They got away.
Looks like you screwed up, l.S.R.A.E.L.
447
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,483
You're in so much trouble.
448
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,326
You explain to boss what happened.
449
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,744
l.S.R.A.E.L. is sick of being blamed
450
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,497
for every little fucking thing
that goes wrong in the desert.
451
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,873
Aah!
452
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,336
(ALL GROANlNG)
453
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,047
Oh, God. l was so scared.
454
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,759
l mean, l wanted to go,
"Whee, wee wee wee," all the way home.
455
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,894
Never trust a Jew producer.
l'm obviously a real Disney princess.
456
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,690
lf l weren't, why would l be so much better
than all of you people and Foxxy?
457
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,943
Maybe that Jew Producer
was telling the truth!
458
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:10,239
l mean, Clara,
you may look like a Disney princess,
459
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:14,869
but how many Disney princesses
have done the things you've done done?
460
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,496
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
461
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:24,670
And how many times you seen
Josie and the Pussycats do what l doed?
462
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,298
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
463
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,303
Now, Foxxy, let's not
jump to any conclusions here.
464
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,763
Come on, Captain Hero!
465
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:38,726
How many real superheroes
do you know that bang corpses?
466
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,144
l don't know.
467
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:44,148
Molly, how many superheroes
have you been with?
468
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,775
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
469
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,112
(SNAP)
470
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:55,826
ln fact, ain't no real cartoon characters
would do any of the things we done doed!
471
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,205
Come to think of it, l don't behave
anything like the real Betty Boop.
472
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,208
Ah, please, Toot.
We're trying to have a discussion here!
473
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,960
Yeah, really, Toot.
Don't make this all about you.
474
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,424
This is horrible! We're canceled and fake.
475
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,550
Just like my child support checks.
476
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,676
-(RlMSHOT)
-Ta!
477
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,096
Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor,
but l.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us!
478
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,058
No one can hide from l.S.R.A.E.L.
What are we going to do?
479
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:23,729
You heard the Jew Producer.
They want us dead because we's canceled.
480
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:28,692
So if we can get Drawn Together
back on the air, we can save our asses!
481
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,904
(SCOFFS) Yeah, right, Foxxy.
How you plan on doing that?
482
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,239
l don't know yet.
483
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:36,534
But we can start with that girl
who stole our timeslot.
484
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,370
The Suck My Taint Girl.
She sound like she could help.
485
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:40,538
(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
486
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,664
l am fat.
487
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:44,833
Well, l'm not fake.
So l'm going back to my kingdom.
488
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,544
You're all welcome to join me.
489
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,046
My father, the king,
will keep us safe from l.S.R.A.E.L.
490
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,464
l do like being safe.
491
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,385
Molly and l always dreamed
of going to Disneyworld.
492
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,304
You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
493
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,516
Well, like a colostomy bag,
l'm on Foxxy's side.
494
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,977
l liked being a reality TV star.
495
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,895
Yeah! We need to get our show back.
496
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,440
Otherwise, l'll have to go back to
my old gig, exposing myself to children,
497
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,777
and that union has the worst health plan!
498
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:16,740
Fine! Then l guess we are splitting up.
How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
499
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,450
Later, ass bags!
500
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,577
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
501
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:27,459
l'm sorry, sir. l couldn't let you
erase the Drawn Togethergang.
502
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,921
They were my creations, and l... l...
503
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,423
l loved them.
504
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:38,220
For Christ sake, Jew Producer!
They must be destroyed!
505
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,930
(THUNDER)
506
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,434
Tell me, boss, why do you
dislike the Drawn Togethergang so?
507
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,852
(SlGHS)
508
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,397
Because, they took my family from me.
509
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,523
They did?
510
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,319
l've never spoken of this before to anyone,
511
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:59,366
but with l.S.R.A.E.L. by my side,
l guess l feel safe.
512
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:07,124
My beautiful wife was taking our little girl
Sasha to her first day of elementary school.
513
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,168
They were singing something.
514
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:12,963
Something pure, something innocent.
515
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,258
Little Sasha was young
and hadn't yet been burdened
516
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,137
with the complexities and ugliness of life.
517
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,056
But then she saw it.
518
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,808
Mommy, Mommy!
519
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:28,103
What is that chocolate-face girl
doing to the princess?
520
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,691
(GASPS) No, no, no, no.
Don't look at it, honey. Close your eyes.
521
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,860
For God sakes, close your eyes!
522
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:38,572
Mommy! The chocolate girl is
eating the princess!
523
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:43,410
She's eating her face!
Why is she eating her face?
524
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,578
Mommy!
525
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,704
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
526
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,542
My wife lost control of the car
and drove off a cIiff!
527
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,962
They landed in a deadly pit of alligators!
528
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:57,716
Swimming in a pit of sulfuric acid!
529
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,930
By the time l arrived,
there was nothing l could do
530
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,267
but get revenge!
531
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,645
Aah!
532
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:16,652
So, Jew Producer, it's not that l
dislike the Drawn Togethergang.
533
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:21,615
lt's that l hate those motherfuckers!
534
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,617
They took my family from me,
535
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:29,081
and l'll be damned if l let them
take my media empire!
536
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:31,625
(THUNDER)
537
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:36,296
Oh...kay. But still, l won't help you!
538
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:41,218
(CHUCKLES) l had a feeling
you would say that.
539
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,636
l.S.R.A.E.L. !
540
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,722
Jew Dad?
541
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,348
Jew Son?
542
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:50,561
Dad, l.S.R.A.E.L. forcibly removed me
from the only home l've ever known!
543
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:54,898
You will help l.S.R.A.E.L.,
or you'll feel what it's like
544
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:59,987
when something horrible happens
to your child! You hear me?
545
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,947
Or should l speak up?
546
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:03,073
(FEEDBACK)
547
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,241
Ow! Ah!
548
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,952
(YELLlNG)
549
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:15,210
Ok, ok! l'll find the Drawn Togethergang.
l'll help destroy them!
550
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,296
(CHUCKLES) l.S.R.A.E.L.,
551
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:20,799
l think the Jew Producer
will be more helpful now.
552
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:25,846
Off you go.
Destroy the Drawn Togethergang forever.
553
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,271
l.S.R.A.E.L. has gone nuclear.
554
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,113
Oh, it's good to be home.
555
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,073
Hark! Who goes there?
556
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,368
Guards, tis l, your Princess Clara.
557
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,329
You may kiss my feet if you like.
558
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:53,248
Oh, and once l'm inside,
you can execute them.
559
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,125
(STAMMERlNG) Wait, what?
560
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:57,669
Ha, ha! Just kidding.
561
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,967
Do you not know that impersonating
a princess is a serious offense,
562
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,428
punishable by death? (WHlMPERS)
563
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,056
Do you not know that sucking my dick
is a serious offense?
564
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,141
-Punishable by fuck you!
-Huh?
565
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,685
Now let us in at once,
or l'll have your children killed.
566
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,313
Yeah, it's good to be home.
567
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,649
(FANFARE PLAYlNG)
568
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,109
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
569
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,662
Princess! Your Highness.
570
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,205
What the... Who the fuck are you?
571
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,498
(ALL GASPlNG)
572
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,874
l am the king!
573
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,835
The king? You are not the king.
574
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,296
My father is the king,
which makes me the princess.
575
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,424
Father, l think this peasant
has gone mad with the plague!
576
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,970
For everyone knows
l am the true princess of the land.
577
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,471
(ALL GASP)
578
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,517
My loyal, filthy subjects,
surely you assholes recognize me.
579
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,937
lmposter!
580
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,605
(ALL YELLlNG)
581
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,735
(SlGHS)
582
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:12,035
Guys? l think the Jew Producer
was telling the truth.
583
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,789
l think l'm a fake.
l think we're all fakes!
584
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,958
Oh, my God. You know what l think?
585
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,127
Duh!
586
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,921
To the dungeon with them!
587
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,432
(WHlMSlCAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
588
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,268
It ain't where it is and it ain't where it ain't
589
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,437
lt's a little stinky thing l call a taint
590
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,898
Why don't you suck it, why don't you suck it?
591
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,400
Why don't you suck my little taint?
592
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,403
It ain't where it was and it taint where it ain't
593
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,488
And it's something they call my stinky taint
594
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,074
Why don't you suck it, why don't you suck it?
595
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,744
Why don't you suck it?
596
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,788
-What the hell is this?
-This is horrible!
597
00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,375
She's a little girl who sings about her taint!
598
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,668
lt's genius!
599
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,671
-Why don't you suck
-Why don't you suck
600
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:09,676
Why don't you suck her stinky little taint?
601
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,054
Why don't you suck
602
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:18,936
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
603
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,104
Suck my stinky little taint
604
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,565
-Suck my taint
-Taint
605
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:27,069
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
606
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:33,200
Come on and suck my stinky little taint
607
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,955
lt's the most beautiful thing l've ever seen!
608
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,373
Don't you see?
609
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,751
lt taint corporate greed,
and it taint the politicians
610
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:47,214
who have drained our economy.
lt's the lack of personal responsibility.
611
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,216
ALL: Oh!
612
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,760
-That is so true.
-l never thought of that before.
613
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,470
l normally don't laugh at taint humor,
614
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,847
but this is wrapped in
such an important message.
615
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,432
Why don't you suck
616
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:02,145
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
617
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,230
Suck my taint
618
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,651
And when did it become a crime
to be passionate about your work?
619
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:11,154
So what if l love the characters l created?
Screw him, right?
620
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:15,283
And kidnapping my son, whoo, how tacky.
Not to mention clichè!
621
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,494
You don't talk much, do you, l.S.R.A.E.L.?
622
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:20,330
I.S.R.A.E.L. taIks when
l.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.
623
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,416
l'm just trying to pass the time, man.
624
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,836
Listen, l know you're a robot,
but don't you have feelings?
625
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,798
l mean, isn't it hard to destroy innocent
people that have never wronged you?
626
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,508
Everyone's wronged l.S.R.A.E.L.
627
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:32,968
Really? Wow.
628
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,929
lf that's the way you feel, maybe
we'd all be better off if you didn't exist.
629
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,807
l.S.R.A.E.L. has every right to exist!
630
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:42,853
Ok, ok, dude, relax.
Don't get so defensive.
631
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,980
I.S.R.A.E.L. need rest.
632
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,403
(HORNS HONKlNG)
633
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,031
Here? This is where you want to rest?
634
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,867
This is the single most dangerous place
you could be situated!
635
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:59,578
There are so many other
places you could be, l.S.R.A.E.L.,
636
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,164
that would be safer and
would cause less problems!
637
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,457
Why here?
638
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,001
I.S.R.A.E.L. shouIdn't have to Ieave.
Everyone else should leave.
639
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,502
They're the ones who are stupid.
640
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,547
Oy! l.S.R.A.E.L., you are a handful.
641
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:18,055
l'm sorry, Drawn Togethergang.
But l have to save my Jew son.
642
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:21,266
Oh, l.S.R.A.E.L., l think
l know where they are.
643
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,102
(SQUEAKlNG)
644
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,275
Oh, yeah.
645
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:34,196
l haven't seen this many shit-covered
rodents since my last colonoscopy.
646
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,405
-(RlMSHOT)
-Ta!
647
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,032
(CRYlNG)
648
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:42,537
Oh, it's ok, Clara.
So we're not who we think we are.
649
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,791
-So what, right?
-So what?
650
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,501
lf l'm not a princess,
651
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,046
then l'm just another beautiful virgin
with real C-cups and a super tight ass
652
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,132
that continuously vibrates
and tastes like wild berries.
653
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,635
Who could ever love someone like that?
654
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,345
-(CRYlNG)
-(DOOR OPENS)
655
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:03,266
Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine
is not too far back on the stage.
656
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:07,813
l want the people in the
front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
657
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:12,484
Milord, perhaps you could see it in your heart
to let me live here in your kingdom
658
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:16,863
and give me the opportunity to be
the real princess l always thought l was.
659
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:21,368
For l can be just as good as the officially
sanctioned princesses in your kingdom.
660
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:22,911
Allow me.
661
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,955
(VOCALlZlNG)
662
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,706
Hmm?
663
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,459
(VOCALlZlNG)
664
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:37,801
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! lt's working!
665
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,971
For fuck's sake, Xandir!
l'm trying to impress the goddamn king!
666
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,016
And l can't fucking sing if you keep
flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
667
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,143
Hmm.
668
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,435
Uh...
669
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,688
(VOCALlZlNG)
670
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,317
Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
671
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,653
No, wait! Please!
672
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,613
Release the king, vile peasant!
673
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,949
Hero! Do something!
674
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,201
Oh, yes, of course.
You shouldn't see this, baby.
675
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,871
l know how you are around blood,
and this could easily go that way.
676
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,038
(GRUNTS)
677
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,373
(SCREAMlNG)
678
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:09,708
(GRUMBLlNG)
679
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,087
Oh, you totally would
not have been into that.
680
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,673
(HUMMlNG)
681
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,384
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
682
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:22,637
Excuse me, Suck My Taint Girl, we...
683
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,891
Oh, my goodness!
You guys are from Drawn Together!
684
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,310
Uh, l heard you were all erased.
685
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:31,980
-You know who we are?
-Well, of course l do, silly.
686
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,983
l'm, like, the taintest fan
of Drawn Together ever.
687
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,985
l tain't missed an episode.
688
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,529
Well, good, 'cause we need your help,
Suck My Taint Girl.
689
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,865
We was canceled,
and we need to get back on TV.
690
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,825
But of course you were canceled.
691
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,204
You guys were filthy and offensive
without ever having a point.
692
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,290
A p-p-p-pa... Pa... Po...
693
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:55,295
Po... Po... Poi...
694
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,924
Poi... Aah... Poi... Ohh...
695
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,134
Ohh... Ahh... Oint?
696
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,429
Yeah! You know, like social commentary.
697
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:08,058
Everybody knows that these days,
if you want to be raunchy and funny on TV,
698
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,894
you need to also be relentlessly preachy.
699
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:14,564
-Too bad we never had a point.
-Hey. Know what you should do?
700
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,107
You should go to Make-A-Point Land
701
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,485
and get yourself a point
from the MakeA-Point wizard.
702
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,904
You'll be back on the air in no time!
703
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:25,575
Really? Because if you're lying, l'll cut you.
l'll cut you to the fucking bone.
704
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:30,497
Ooh! Can you take us to this
Make-A-Point Land, Suck My Taint Girl?
705
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:36,378
Well, l really shouldn't be seen with
you guys, but l could be convinced
706
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,964
if you introduced me
to the rest of the Drawn Togethergang.
707
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:42,425
Huh? What do you say? ls it a deal?
708
00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,553
(CLARA CRYlNG)
709
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:50,475
No, Molly, you're the cutest.
710
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,227
No, you are! (CHUCKLES)
711
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:56,273
Watching Hero and his whorish
know-it-all girlfriend made me sick.
712
00:37:56,357 --> 00:38:00,902
l had to get Hero to break up with Molly
so l could have my best friend back.
713
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,779
And l had just the plan.
714
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,615
(WHlSPERS lNDlSTlNCTLY) Got it?
715
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,285
Now, follow my lead, and don't fuck it up.
716
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,536
Uh, Xandir?
717
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,795
Wait, wait. Best friend in Ling...
718
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,964
(LAUGHlNG) Oh, God!
719
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:24,426
Asians are hilarious! (CHUCKLES)
720
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,011
Come on, Ling-Ling.
721
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:30,348
MAN: Ling-Ling into depression go
722
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:34,519
He bIew his chance with Xandir
723
00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:38,648
Xandir only have eyes for Hero
724
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,193
Ling-Ling die alone
725
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,615
What was that, Molly?
You have the perfect escape plan?
726
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,743
We'll be out of here in no time?
727
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,662
Really, Molly? Oh, that's awesome!
728
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,831
XANDlR: When Mollyjust
lies there and does nothing,
729
00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,875
we'll all be executed in the morning,
730
00:38:56,959 --> 00:39:00,837
and Hero will finally realize
how lame his dead girlfriend is.
731
00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:02,422
(CHUCKLES) l'm so clever!
732
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,341
(GASPS) Oh, l can't stand it!
733
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,052
Well, the guards are coming, Molly.
734
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:11,598
(CHUCKLES) We can't wait to see
your plan in action, can we, guys?
735
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,517
(FLY BUZZlNG)
736
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,437
Molly... Come on, do something.
737
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,774
You're embarrassing me
in front of all my guy friends.
738
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:24,235
(BUZZlNG)
739
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,196
Oh, maybe they were right about you.
740
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,322
Maybe we should just break...
741
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:32,327
-Whoa! That prisoner doesn't look so hot!
-She's pale, and that rat is eating her eyeball.
742
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:33,495
(BURPS)
743
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:34,871
We better do something!
744
00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,414
(MUTTERS lNDlSTlNCTLY)
745
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,626
Ooh! (CHUCKLES) Clever, clever.
746
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,258
Psst! That guard outfit makes you look fat.
747
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,178
lt does? (WAlLlNG)
748
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,972
Oh, great! Now l'll have
to deal with that all night.
749
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,224
Ryan, wait up!
750
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:58,061
Molly, your plan worked like a charm!
Oh, l'm so happy!
751
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:01,898
Later on, l'm gonna let you
fuck me in the mouth!
752
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,943
-God damn it!
-Now, let's get out of here.
753
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,988
Hey, the prisoners have escaped!
754
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,782
(ALL SHOUTlNG AT ONCE)
755
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,492
Come on, Clara!
756
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:17,330
No. l have nothing to live for anymore.
l'm not a princess. Now, go.
757
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,041
l'll slow them down for you.
lt's the only way.
758
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,711
Thanks, Clara. You'll always
be a princess to me. Here.
759
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:26,548
No, you keep them.
They're of no use to me now.
760
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,007
l'll treasure them always.
761
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,969
Wait, Xandir, do me one favor.
762
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,221
Live your gay life to the fullest.
763
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:35,223
-Will do.
-Every day's a gift.
764
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,435
-Gotcha.
-And find that one special person.
765
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,061
Sure thing. Bye!
766
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,731
And hold him close
and tell him with all your heart
767
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:47,402
that you can't marry him.
The Bible forbids it.
768
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,695
l really gotta go.
769
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,364
Ok. Bye! Don't adopt!
770
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,743
(GRUNTlNG AND SCREAMlNG)
771
00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,538
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
772
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,084
Give me those!
773
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,753
(GRUNTlNG)
774
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,591
(WHlNNlES)
775
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,011
(ALL CHEER)
776
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,930
Molly hath saved the day!
777
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,558
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
778
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,063
(ALL SCREAM)
779
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,608
Holy fuck, it's l.S.R.A.E.L. !
780
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,444
Uh, hey, guys, how are you?
781
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,571
Uh, l'd get the hell
out of here if l were you.
782
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,072
-Huzzah!
-(WHlNNlES)
783
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,410
(ALL SCREAM)
784
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,164
(ORCHESTRAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
785
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:44,167
So tired. So very, very tired.
786
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,503
Don't you give up, fool horse.
787
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:48,421
We got to make it to the kingdom
788
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,800
to get the rest of our gang
so we can all get to Make-A-Point Land.
789
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:57,889
And then, we still need to find Toot.
This is a joke. We'll never find everyone.
790
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:00,266
(MUSlC STOPS)
791
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,771
l said, we'll never find everyone.
792
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,235
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
793
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,028
Look! There them are-uh!
794
00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:13,363
(ALL YELP)
795
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,614
And l.S.R.A.E.L. !
796
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,116
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
797
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,955
Whee...
798
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,249
Are all together again!
799
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,750
Wait. Where's Clara?
800
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,086
Oh, Clara? She's dead.
801
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,212
(ALL GASP)
802
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,380
Oh, no.
803
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,592
-Yeah!
-Oh, good!
804
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:37,345
-Well, that takes the sting off.
-Her arms were always my favorite part of her.
805
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,394
Ashes to ashes, smurf to smurf.
806
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,896
l'm glad you're dead, you bastard!
807
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,900
l hope you smurf in hell for what
you did to me in front of my kids!
808
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,570
l hope you smurf in hell!
809
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,988
(SPlTS)
810
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,322
(CRYlNG)
811
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,701
lt's ok, sweetie.
Our long national nightmare is over.
812
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,788
He can't hurt us anymore.
The important thing is that you survived.
813
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:06,332
-We all survived.
-(CRYlNG)
814
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,336
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
815
00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:21,306
(BEEPS)
816
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,685
Say good-bye, Drawn Together!
817
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,353
No!
818
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,521
-(GRUNTS)
-I can't see!
819
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,440
-I can't see!
-(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
820
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:32,108
(JEW PRODUCER GRUNTS)
821
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:34,736
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
822
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,198
Ugh! Holy crap! l can't open the door.
823
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,701
lt's stuck! We gonna drown!
824
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,203
(ALL SCREAMlNG AND SHOUTlNG)
825
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:47,248
Don't worry, people. l'll get us out.
826
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,416
(GRUNTS)
827
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,711
Yeah, there you are.
828
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,423
Uhh... That wasn't well thought-out.
829
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,050
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
830
00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,058
(LAUGHS)
831
00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:09,646
No!
832
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,564
l loved you!
833
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,690
(DlALS)
834
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:15,443
The Drawn Together gang is gone forever.
835
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,528
Ok. We're on our way.
836
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,155
(GRUNTS)
837
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,785
(ALL SCREAM)
838
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,913
Molly, this may be it for us.
839
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,708
Commentary.
840
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,710
-Commentary?
-Commonary.
841
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,505
They usually have director's
commissary on these things.
842
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:37,006
Let's listen to the commonary.
843
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,175
Maybe they'll tell us
how to get out of here.
844
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,511
lt's too late. We're all gonna die!
845
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,179
We have to try!
846
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,932
(SCREAMS)
847
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,892
Menu.
848
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:49,519
Commentary.
849
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,978
Commentary on.
850
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,772
And play!
851
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,109
MATT: So, wow.
This movie just keeps on going.
852
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,235
-lt's, uh...
-l hear them!
853
00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,695
-lt's a long thing... This movie...
-Help!
854
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,781
-How do we get out of here?
-Shut the fuck up and listen!
855
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,242
Actually might very well be a bad idea,
856
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:07,537
but, um, Dave...
Dave, he needed the money.
857
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,039
DAVE: Well, Matt...
Matt married into money.
858
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,999
Who the hell would
ever want to listen to this?
859
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,544
MATT: lt used to be money.
Now, nobody has money...
860
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,380
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Get to the point!
861
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,132
All right. So now we got,
uh, we got the gang,
862
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,342
we put them all in this pumpkin.
We put them underwater,
863
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,886
and originally, this scene
wasn't even in the script at all.
864
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,722
The only reason we did this is 'cause,
865
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,598
well, we both thought
that I.S.R.A.E.L...
866
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:30,476
We had to remind the audience that
l.S.R.A.E.L. is still chasing after them.
867
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:31,936
DAVE: Well, you thought they had to.
868
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,105
l remember thinking
we didn't really need this whole scene.
869
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,232
We were going with a new
production company, and...
870
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:39,569
But l didn't want to fight with you.
l remember being so exhausted, at this point.
871
00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:41,404
My wife was, like, 9 months pregnant,
872
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,947
and we were, like,
in the middle of moving, right?
873
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,907
MATT: You're, like, the first person
that ever had a kid.
874
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,117
That's how you act.
875
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,536
DAVE: (LAUGHS AND STAMMERS)
l actually remember...
876
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:52,081
l'm the first person that ever had a kid
and had to argue with you at the same time.
877
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,292
You have got to be shitting me.
878
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,043
MATT: How the hell are we going
to get them out of this scene?
879
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,212
We don't have any ideas, and l think...
880
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,589
l'm pretty sure you're the one who's like,
881
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,507
"Hey, why don't they
just suck on Xandir's dick,
882
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,217
"and Xandir's dick's got oxygen,"
883
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,471
'cause you're always like... The first idea is,
"Hey, they can suck each other's dicks!"
884
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,514
Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
885
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,517
DAVE: l think your idea was,
"What ifXandir poos oxygen?"
886
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,270
Oh, no. "What if he farts oxygen,
so they have to suck his ass?"
887
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,563
So yours was that much better.
888
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,315
-MATT: That's smarter.
-Oh, for the love of God.
889
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,775
This is horrible!
890
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,401
I don't even remember
how we got out of this.
891
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:21,694
DAVE: Oh, you know what it was?
(CHUCKLES)
892
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,154
This is how we come out
with a Iot of these scenes.
893
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:25,031
lt's, like, who haven't we used in a while?
894
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:28,451
Like, Ling-Ling? What if we pull his tail,
and he infIates Iike a raft?
895
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,454
-That's fine, that's fine.
-So theyjust do that.
896
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,122
MATT: At a certain point,
it's just like "whatever."
897
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:38,002
Ooh, l gots an idea, gang.
Let's use Ling-Ling as an inflatable raft.
898
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:40,463
DAVE: So, anyway, l guess if this
scene's going to be worth it at all,
899
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,215
maybe we should at least see Foxxy's tits.
900
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:43,800
-I'm in.
-But first,
901
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,384
let me take off my shirt.
902
00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:54,727
(GRUNTS)
903
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,646
(LlNG-LlNG GRUNTS)
904
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,857
CAPTAlN HERO: Whoa! Unh!
905
00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:03,778
We made it! Whee! (LAUGHS)
906
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,321
Nice tits, Foxxy.
907
00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:09,242
Good work, gang.
Now let's go find Toot.
908
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,869
FOXXY: Now, the only one
we needed was Toot,
909
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:17,959
so we set off on ourjourney to find her,
a journey of excitement and adventure,
910
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:21,546
mystery and mayhem, love and loss,
911
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:25,174
a journey that carried us
to far-away lands
912
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:31,848
and taught us so much about
what was right here inside us all along.
913
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:36,394
A journey which would change us all forever.
914
00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:37,687
And then, we found her fat ass.
915
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:42,358
Foxxy, what the hell are you doing here?
916
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:45,236
We can't be seen together.
You'll get us killed.
917
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,863
Toot, you got to come with me.
918
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,906
You not safe here anymore, fatty.
919
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,034
You don't know that.
You don't know anything.
920
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,494
l know this.
921
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,623
(LAUGHS)
922
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,585
ANNOUNCER: Put on your 3-D glasses now!
923
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,878
3-D glasses not included.
924
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,462
(WOMEN GROANlNG)
925
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,390
FOXXY: Yeah, girl.
That's what the Foxxy want.
926
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:16,559
(GASPS) One finger?
927
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:19,645
Girl, you got to come back when
you can at least kick in a big toe.
928
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,232
What are you guys doing? Making out?
929
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:26,694
Hey, lady, less talky,
more threesome action.
930
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,362
(MOANS)
931
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,452
(WOMAN MOANS)
932
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:35,703
(TOOT GRUNTS)
933
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,123
(WOMAN GROANlNG)
934
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:42,835
Yes! God damn it, l miss Drawn Together.
935
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,420
Hold on. Oh, my God!
936
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,923
Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
937
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:48,299
Anywhere but the face.
938
00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:52,762
l mean, that is really degrading to women.
l mean, you could really...
939
00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:56,515
-l deserved that.
-You deserve to die.
940
00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,727
WOOLDOOR: Get out ofthere now!
941
00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:00,853
(GUNFlRE)
942
00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,104
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
943
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,814
-(SQUAWKS)
-(NEEDLE SCRATCHES)
944
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,150
(GUNFlRE CONTlNUES)
945
00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:07,360
(CLANGS)
946
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,030
Stop! l can't fly without my feather!
947
00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:14,450
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
948
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:17,036
(BOTH GRUNT)
949
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,245
(BEEPlNG)
950
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,793
Got it! Let's go!
951
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:28,923
(DlNOSAUR GROANS)
952
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,257
(WOMEN SCREAM)
953
00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:37,181
Burn in hell, you fat
fucking homewrecking bitch!
954
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:38,808
lt's a living.
955
00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:40,810
(LAUGH TRACK)
956
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,814
Outrageous!
957
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,817
How did you think you were
going to get away with this?
958
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:50,778
A foul-mouthed clone of my daughter.
959
00:49:50,862 --> 00:49:54,448
What if some child actually thought
it was her using the word shitcunt?
960
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,827
l understand. But we are taking measures.
961
00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,413
We are taking measures, too. Ooh!
962
00:50:00,872 --> 00:50:02,206
-(ELECTRlC WHlNE)
-What the...
963
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:04,291
(EXPLOSlON)
964
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:07,712
Target has been eliminated.
965
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:11,007
Just to be on the safe side,
erase the whole place.
966
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:14,844
And get back here when you're done.
There's been a change of plans.
967
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:18,514
But sir, this is the happiest place on earth.
968
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,475
lt was the happiest place on earth.
969
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,811
(LAUGHS)
970
00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:26,480
Erase it aII.
971
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,108
CHOIR: lt's a world of laughter
972
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,403
It's a worId of sunshine
973
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,743
(SlNGlNG AND MUSlC DlSTORT AND STOP)
974
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,162
(GLASS SHATTERS AND METAL CLANGS)
975
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,042
FOXXY: After we got Toot back from Bedrock,
976
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,711
we immediately brought
her to Suck My Taint Girl.
977
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:52,631
(GASPS) You're all here! Hooray!
978
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,800
Wait. Where's Clara?
979
00:50:56,303 --> 00:51:00,264
FOXXY: And we told Suck My Taint Girl
the terribIe news about CIara.
980
00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,558
-What?
-She took it pretty hard.
981
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:03,976
(CRYlNG)
982
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,897
But after a long talk and
a respectaful memoryial service,
983
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:11,317
Suck My Taint Girl agreed to
take us to Make-A-Point Land,
984
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:15,404
help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get
our point, and get our show back on the air,
985
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:19,825
hence redeeming myself for
getting us all into this mess in the first place.
986
00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:24,038
Uh, why did you say all that?
987
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:27,166
Sorry, giving confessionals
is a hard habit to break.
988
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,502
Well, it seems kind of crazy.
989
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:30,836
(GRUNTS)
990
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:34,757
You know what's crazy?
You ass-bags dragging me here.
991
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:38,469
When my Barney comes for me,
you'll all get yours.
992
00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:40,805
(LAUGHS)
993
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:43,432
This is great and all, but can we
get going to Make-A-Point Land
994
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:44,767
before l.S.R.A.E.L. finds us?
995
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,477
Tain't no time like the present.
996
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:47,853
But remember,
997
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:52,316
there are lots of magical and mysterious
creatures in Make-A-Point Land,
998
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,776
and they don't take too kindly
999
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,530
to those who are disgusting
for the sake of being disgusting.
1000
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,532
(ALL GRUNTlNG)
1001
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,745
What? l'm sorry. l got distracted.
What were you saying?
1002
00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:10,584
l was saying it's time we go.
Let's taint the town brown!
1003
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,921
(WHlRRlNG)
1004
00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:19,885
(ALL GASP)
1005
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:25,933
Uh, question. Why is your ship
plugged into the ass of that animal?
1006
00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:27,601
(MOOS)
1007
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:32,398
Oh, Mr. Ham. l'm so glad you asked,
because you're going to love this.
1008
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:37,153
This ship is powered by... Wait for it...
1009
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,279
Poo!
1010
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,780
(FLATULATlNG)
1011
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:44,535
A feces-fueled rocket ship? That's awesome!
1012
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:48,080
Yep. This ship is an ear of corn
powered by bull shit
1013
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,585
because, don't you see, ethanol is bullshit.
1014
00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,879
Oh, yeah. l get it.
1015
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,507
l kind of liked it better when
it was just a shit-powered rocket.
1016
00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,717
(RUMBLlNG)
1017
00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:02,011
SECOND MAN: T-minus 5, 4,
1018
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:04,847
3, 2, 1 .
1019
00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:06,432
Liftoff.
1020
00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,100
(FLATULATlNG)
1021
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,481
Well, l gotta hit the head.
1022
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,859
Don't go changing while l'm away. (LAUGHS)
1023
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,823
(SCOFFS) l am sick of it
just being the 2 of us.
1024
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:23,908
Ohh.
1025
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,869
Playing hot potato just sucks
without my beloved Hero.
1026
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:28,829
And l love hot potato!
1027
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:32,875
MAN: Ling-Ling make sad realization
1028
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:36,962
Xandir's heart is with another
1029
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:41,884
if Ling-Ling really loves Xandir
like he says he does
1030
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:45,721
He'll help Xandir get back Hero
1031
00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:47,264
(SCREECHES)
1032
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:52,895
What? Molly!
1033
00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,356
You promised me we'd go to prom together!
1034
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,108
l can't believe you would do this to me!
1035
00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,693
(CRlES)
1036
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,238
Later
1037
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,742
Guys, it's over between me and Molly.
1038
00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,118
(CRlES)
1039
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:13,540
Oh, there you go. lt's ok.
Cry on my shoulder, darling.
1040
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:17,086
-Hyah!
-Look, Make-A-Point Land!
1041
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,420
Where? l can't see it.
1042
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,838
lt's right over there between
1043
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,924
Why-You-So-Bitter-
About-Being-Canceled Land
1044
00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,551
and You-Had-3-Or-4-Seasons,
You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got,
1045
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:26,136
Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.
1046
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:34,395
Hold onto my taint, everyone!
lt's going to be a rough landing.
1047
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,064
(FLATULATES)
1048
00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:39,441
(ALL SCREAM)
1049
00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:47,283
Here we are, Make-A-Point Land!
1050
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,412
ANNOUNCER: Put on your 3-D glasses now!
1051
00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:53,163
3-D glasses not included.
1052
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,667
(DOOR WHlRS)
1053
00:54:56,751 --> 00:54:58,711
ALL: Ooh!
1054
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:04,758
TOOT: 3-D! The technology
of the eighties, but it's now!
1055
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,218
(MUTTERlNG)
1056
00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,721
Whoa! Whoa!
1057
00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:14,143
(GRUNTlNG)
1058
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,312
(lNDlSTlNCT)
1059
00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:24,403
(GRUNTS)
1060
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,529
lt looks fake.
1061
00:55:25,613 --> 00:55:28,907
Let's move quickly, and don't
taint any attention to yourselves.
1062
00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:32,870
(WlND HOWLS) Huh?
1063
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:37,082
-That's a fetus tornado.
-Huh? A fetus tornado?
1064
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:42,171
Don't you see? People just go round and
round when it comes to stem cell research.
1065
00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:44,006
Well. Not as funny.
1066
00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,010
Ray-Ray 2 through 7! Mama love you!
1067
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,475
-SPANKY: Cool!
-(ROARS)
1068
00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:59,021
The Pfizersaurus Rex! Don't you see?
1069
00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,857
lf we keep listening to
the pharmaceutical companies,
1070
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:04,818
one day, we, too, will be extinct.
1071
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,445
Not so cool anymore.
1072
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:08,197
Come on, gang. Let's keep moving
1073
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,033
before we get spotted by
floating Tom Brokaw made of semen.
1074
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:15,037
Floating Tom Brokaw made of semen?
What the fuck is his point?
1075
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:20,626
Maybe that the media is dumb
and superficial and delicious?
1076
00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:23,921
Look! The wizard's palace!
1077
00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:27,883
(ALL SCREAM)
1078
00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:28,926
(ROARS)
1079
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:33,055
(GASPS) Oh, no! lt's the Giant
Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
1080
00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:35,099
(ROARS)
1081
00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:36,392
(GULPS)
1082
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:41,730
Fee, fi, fo, fums!
l smell pointless abominations!
1083
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,566
(GULPS) l must kill you!
1084
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:45,818
(ROARS)
1085
00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:46,985
(ALL SCREAM)
1086
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,405
Wait, Giant Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
1087
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:51,573
Now, l know my Drawn Togetherfriends
1088
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,743
are stupid, pointless, crude creatures
of mediocre comedy.
1089
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:59,415
That's why l brought them here.
To get a point. You can't kill them!
1090
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,626
l can do anything l want! (GULPS)
1091
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,963
Except get the taste of shit out of my mouth.
1092
00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:07,339
(GULPS)
1093
00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:10,801
Hold up, Giant Who
Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
1094
00:57:10,885 --> 00:57:13,595
You saying you don't like eating shit?
1095
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:18,392
l eat shit all day, every day, 24/7.
Of course l don't like it.
1096
00:57:18,476 --> 00:57:21,854
(GULPS) But it's how l was born.
1097
00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:24,231
(SNlFFLES)
1098
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:27,818
Well, what if we help you?
Then would you let us go?
1099
00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:29,820
Mmm-hmm. (GULPS)
1100
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:34,283
(GASPS) lf only we had something
we could tie to the giant's head
1101
00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:37,202
to interrupt the flow of poop.
1102
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:41,331
(BELL DlNGS)
1103
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:46,044
(GASPS) lt's working! lt's working!
1104
00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:52,718
ALL: Amen.
1105
00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:55,804
Hallelujah. Your way talking. Whoo!
1106
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:59,641
l... l can't taste shit,
for the first time in my whole life!
1107
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,810
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
1108
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:05,397
l'm finally free! l can eat whatever l want now!
1109
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,565
Anything!
1110
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,568
That's right, Giant. Anything!
1111
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:12,905
Uhh...
1112
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:14,740
Would you shit in my mouth?
1113
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,661
Well, guys, here we are.
1114
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,330
ALL: Ooh!
1115
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:23,749
lmpressive.
1116
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,377
Thanks, Suck My Taint Girl.
The Make-A-Point wizard's got to help.
1117
00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:28,921
He's just gotta.
1118
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:33,050
Uh, any chance there's a
Wrap-This-Thing-Up-Already wizard in there?
1119
00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:37,513
l can't believe the MakeA-Point wizard
finally gave me my point.
1120
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,390
Of course! l represent the
duality of goodness and martyrdom
1121
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:43,602
and the unencumbered id that is repressed
when religion meets sexuality.
1122
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,187
And crab.
1123
00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,397
-(SlGHS)
-Come on.
1124
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:49,942
Let's get ourselves back on the air.
1125
00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:52,945
(ALL GASP)
1126
00:58:53,029 --> 00:58:57,407
Who has come forth seeking a point, hmm?
1127
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:03,956
Your Majesty, l humbly present to you
what's left of the Drawn Togethergang.
1128
00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:09,920
Oh, my. You kids have
caused quite a bit of trouble.
1129
00:59:10,004 --> 00:59:13,674
Honestly, l don't
even think a point can help.
1130
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:14,800
(CHUCKLES)
1131
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,553
You Honor, dis is our only shot.
1132
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:22,266
lf we don't get the Drawn Together
back on TV, we ain't never gonna be safe.
1133
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,185
Please, Mr. Wizard. Without my TV persona,
1134
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,688
l'm just another 33-year-old
schizophrenic drug addict
1135
00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:29,731
with jaundice and several deformities.
1136
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:34,069
Fine, fine. Sheesh! l'll give you a point.
1137
00:59:34,153 --> 00:59:37,239
(DRAWN TOGETHER CAST
CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
1138
00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:55,257
(LAUGHTER)
1139
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:02,055
ALL: Ohh.
1140
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,348
WOOLDOOR: lmpressive.
1141
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,767
Well, this is it, y'all.
1142
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:08,604
We's about to get our point,
get back on the air,
1143
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,356
and things can finally
get back to the way they was.
1144
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,358
(ALL CHEER)
1145
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:15,736
(GASPS)
1146
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:17,529
SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Don't you see?
1147
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:22,451
Don't you see? Don't you see?
1148
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,621
Wait! Maybe we shouldn't open it.
1149
01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:28,123
What the fuck are you talking about, Spanky?
1150
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:29,583
Yeah! Just open it!
1151
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:33,003
This doesn't seem right.
l mean, maybe we don't want a point.
1152
01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:36,632
Don't you see? lf l can't fart or vomit
1153
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:41,053
or fill up an ice tray with the
afterbirth of Foxxy's miscarriage
1154
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:45,766
and hand them out as ice pops to
terminally ill children on my hospital tours
1155
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:51,104
without making some kind of point,
then maybe it's just not worth it.
1156
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:03,367
And l don't want to let dead chicks
fuck me in my mouth for social commentary.
1157
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:07,037
l mean, what's wrong with just
doing it 'cause it makes me feel good?
1158
01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:09,623
And l sure do like
getting pregnant for no reason.
1159
01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:11,875
You know what? l agree with the pig.
1160
01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:13,335
Thank you.
1161
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:15,504
So, Mr. Make-A-Point wizard,
1162
01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:18,298
l guess we don't want
to make-a-point after all.
1163
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:19,925
Maybe that's the point.
1164
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:21,510
Mmm.
1165
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,096
Fuck you guys!
1166
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,474
l need Drawn Together!
Otherwise, l don't exist!
1167
01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:30,686
-No, wait! lt's...
-What the...
1168
01:01:31,145 --> 01:01:32,187
Huh?
1169
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:33,897
(SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
1170
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:35,023
Whee!
1171
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,525
(ALL SCREAM AND EXCLAlM)
1172
01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:38,527
-Wooldoor!
-What the fuck, wizard?
1173
01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:43,865
l'm sorry. l had no choice.
They said they'd kill me.
1174
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,492
Who would kill you?
1175
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:48,912
Hello there, Drawn Togethergang.
1176
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:50,205
(ALL GASP)
1177
01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:53,959
lt's a pleasure to finally meet you face to face.
1178
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:57,212
So you the dick that's been trying to kill us.
1179
01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,715
How the hell did you even
know we was coming here?
1180
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:02,008
-l told them.
-(ALL GASP)
1181
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:03,468
Suck My Taint Girl?
1182
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:09,599
Roved you?
Drawn Together is the lamest show ever!
1183
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:12,394
Watching it was like watching taint dry.
1184
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:16,064
And if l let you get a point,
you might get your timeslot back.
1185
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,108
Why the fuck would l do that?
1186
01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:20,944
(LAUGHS)
1187
01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:22,237
Damn that girl.
1188
01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:25,907
Like my lawn after a visit from that klansman
with short-term memory loss,
1189
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,367
we've been double crossed.
1190
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,578
-Nice work, honey.
-Thanks, Scott.
1191
01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:31,997
-Mmm.
-That's right. Suck my taint.
1192
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,958
Damn you, Suck My Taint Girl.
You betrayed us.
1193
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,127
And then, you didn't
even give us a fair fight.
1194
01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:40,672
Sometimes, l don't know if
you're an asshole or a pussy,
1195
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,382
or something in between.
1196
01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:44,009
(MOANlNG AND SLURPlNG)
1197
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:48,221
Now, l.S.R.A.E.L.,
1198
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:52,517
on behalf of my dead wife and
daughter from a previous marriage,
1199
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,436
erase them all!
1200
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:55,854
(THUNDER)
1201
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,022
(WHlRRlNG)
1202
01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,273
Don't worry.
1203
01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:01,860
Barney will be here any second to save us.
l just know it.
1204
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:14,748
At least we're going to die together,
Drawn Together.
1205
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:17,709
(LAUGHTER)
1206
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:23,715
Please, l.S.R.A.E.L., l know
they're obscene, pointless rip-offs,
1207
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,344
but l... l... Love them.
1208
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,970
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
1209
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:32,349
Move, Jew Producer,
or l will destroy you as well.
1210
01:03:32,433 --> 01:03:34,726
You can't do this, l.S.R.A.E.L. Don't you see?
1211
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:38,688
Even though everyone hates the Drawn
Togethergang, they have a right to exist.
1212
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:41,650
Surely you understand that,
don't you, l.S.R.A.E.L.?
1213
01:03:41,734 --> 01:03:43,485
(WEAPON WHlRRlNG)
1214
01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:45,862
(WHlRRlNG STOPS)
1215
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:52,327
l.S.R.A.E.L. doesn't want to destroy.
l.S.R.A.E.L. wants to peacefully coexist.
1216
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:56,498
(SIGHS) That's all l.S.R.A.E.L. ever wanted.
1217
01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:58,291
ALL: Phew.
1218
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:01,086
No wonder everyone hates you, l.S.R.A.E.L.
1219
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:04,381
You're so goddamn aggravating.
1220
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:08,677
l said destroy them, you fucking idiot!
1221
01:04:08,761 --> 01:04:12,055
That's it! I.S.R.A.E.L. wiII not Iet
you bully her around anymore.
1222
01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,515
-(GRUNTS)
-(lNDlSTlNCT)
1223
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:15,100
(ALL CHEER AND EXCLAlM)
1224
01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,978
l.S.R.A.E.L. really is our greatest ally.
1225
01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:19,354
(GRUNTS)
1226
01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:20,647
(ALL GASP AND EXCLAlM)
1227
01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:21,857
That's a bit much.
1228
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:24,693
l.S.R.A.E.L.'s going
a bit overboard again.
1229
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:28,071
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
1230
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,574
(LAUGHS)
1231
01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:35,453
Why in the hell are you laughing?
You're gonna die.
1232
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,039
Because of this.
1233
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:39,457
(WHlRRlNG AND BEEPlNG)
1234
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:40,959
(SCREAMS)
1235
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:45,338
(THUDS)
1236
01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:51,636
l have enough e-5 to destroy
all of MakeA-Point Land.
1237
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:56,808
Looks like l'll be enjoying
the Drawn Togethergang in hell!
1238
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,185
(LAUGHTER)
1239
01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:03,857
You gots a real weird sense of humor.
1240
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:06,151
Hero, do something!
1241
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:09,821
l miss Molly! (CRlES)
1242
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,117
Looks like it's up to ol' fatass again.
1243
01:05:16,203 --> 01:05:17,829
Unh!
1244
01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:20,332
(GRUNTS)
1245
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:26,379
(GASPS) Whoa.
That is totally not what l meant to do.
1246
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:29,174
The Drawn Togethergang must die!
1247
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,760
Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
1248
01:05:31,844 --> 01:05:36,473
Everyone, run, run!
Don't worry about the old...
1249
01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:40,352
Um, they left, like, 5 minutes ago.
1250
01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:41,978
-(ALL SCREAMlNG)
-Guys!
1251
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,356
l haven't been laid in 6 months!
1252
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,734
l have an erection right now,
and l don't know how long it will last!
1253
01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:49,569
l'm just putting that out there.
1254
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,989
(GRUNTS) Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!
1255
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,950
Ok, but first, give it to me!
1256
01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:59,454
Don't you see? lf people
all over the world would just...
1257
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:01,581
-Oh.
-SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Wuh-whoah.
1258
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,668
Next year in Jerusalem!
1259
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:13,218
FOXXY: Oh, Lordy!
1260
01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:16,972
Fuck yeah! l'm going to
escape the fuck out of this shit!
1261
01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,057
Where the hell are you... Aah!
1262
01:06:20,017 --> 01:06:21,559
Oh, Barney!
1263
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:27,607
l knew you'd come for me!
l just knew it!
1264
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:30,360
Uh, yeah. Actually, l just came to tell you
1265
01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:33,321
l worked out everything with my wife.
So we have to end our affair.
1266
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:35,073
Sorry. Here.
1267
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,449
(RATTLES)
1268
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,993
lt's a living.
1269
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,452
(LAUGH TRACK)
1270
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:40,787
(CHUCKLES)
1271
01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,122
Oh, damn it.
1272
01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,916
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
1273
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,086
Oh, Lordy! Oh, now what we gonna do?
1274
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:51,172
Oh, my God! Get us the fuck out of here!
1275
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,507
Help!
1276
01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:54,384
(SCREAMlNG CONTlNUES)
1277
01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:57,429
Hey, you guys!
1278
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,351
(ROARlNG)
1279
01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:10,108
(GRUNTS)
1280
01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:16,698
(ALL CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
1281
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:19,242
ANNOUNCER: Take offyour 3-D glasses now.
1282
01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:20,910
3-D glasses not included.
1283
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,921
Yeah, but at least we're alive,
1284
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,051
thanks to you, Giant Who
No Longer Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
1285
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,719
lt's the least l could do.
1286
01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:40,889
l wish there was some way
l could help you get back on the air.
1287
01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:42,307
l think l can help.
1288
01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:46,561
Jew Son! Oh, l'm so sorry about your father.
1289
01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:49,898
lt's ok. He died saving those he loved.
1290
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:51,274
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
1291
01:07:51,358 --> 01:07:54,569
And now that he's gone,
l'm taking over the family business.
1292
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:03,578
Uh, l don't think so,
but l do have a surprise for you.
1293
01:08:03,662 --> 01:08:06,956
-(GASPS) Papa?
-Even better!
1294
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,959
l pulled some Jew strings
1295
01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,128
and l think l can get you
1296
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:15,131
a Direct-to-DVD movie!
1297
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:18,259
(GASPS) For real-real, not for play-play?
1298
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,305
Yes, Foxxy, for real-real, not for play-play.
1299
01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:25,558
(ALL CHEERlNG AND EXCLAlMlNG)
1300
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,769
Well, no offense to you guys,
1301
01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:32,774
but l don't want to be in a Direct-to-DVD
movie if it doesn't have a happy ending.
1302
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:35,193
-Hero, look who l found!
-(GRUNTS)
1303
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:36,778
Molly!
1304
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,824
Oh, l love it when she does that.
1305
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,995
Hey, there, baby. How you doin'?
1306
01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,040
You like shitting in people's mouths, right?
1307
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:55,505
What, Molly? Of course, l'd love
to let you fuck me in my mouth,
1308
01:08:55,589 --> 01:09:00,510
but not tonight,
'cause tonight is guys' night.
1309
01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:03,138
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
1310
01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:09,352
(WHlRS AND BEEPS)
1311
01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:10,520
Aw, shitcunt.
1312
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,398
(LAUGHTER STOPS)
1313
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,235
Why don't you suck
1314
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:24,450
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
1315
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:27,787
-Suck my stinky little taint
-Suck my taint
1316
01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:30,582
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
1317
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:32,333
Suck my taint
1318
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:37,797
Come on, and suck my stinky little taint
1319
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:51,686
Take it up the ass, metaphorically
1320
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:56,733
Suck on a massive dong, allegorically
1321
01:09:57,234 --> 01:10:01,613
Slather spewing dung
across a sweaty symbolic ass
1322
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:06,284
And we can make this fuckaII a better worId
1323
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,497
When you crap yourself, it's an opportunity
1324
01:10:11,832 --> 01:10:16,461
To scoop up the excrement and eat it
1325
01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:21,466
Thereby showing how
you can jizz on a rotting cow
1326
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:26,054
And make this fuckaII a better worId
1327
01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:28,765
Just make a point with your vomit
1328
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:31,184
Make a point with unbridled mayhem
1329
01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:35,605
When you make a point to
teach the boys and girls
1330
01:10:35,689 --> 01:10:38,733
That you can make a point
by eating the puke chunks
1331
01:10:38,817 --> 01:10:41,194
And make a point by cannibalizing ears
1332
01:10:41,278 --> 01:10:46,157
Make a point and make
this fuckaII a better worId
1333
01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:48,618
Gargle a glop of snot
1334
01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:51,704
Then swallow it, metaphorically
1335
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:56,125
Fondle a donkey's cock
while felching it, allegorically
1336
01:10:56,210 --> 01:11:01,089
Beat off into
a Christmas stocking, mockingly
1337
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:05,802
And make this fuckaII a better worId
1338
01:11:05,886 --> 01:11:11,808
Make a point and make
this fuckaII a better worId
94457
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