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Hi, I'm Larry Constable.
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I live in Prince Edward Island.
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It's a beautiful place.
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Scenery, woo! Unreal.
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It's like living in a postcard.
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But guess what?
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I'm a private investigator.
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Yep, I'm a PEI PI.
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I'm the only one on the island.
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I've got the market cornered.
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I'm currently
living in my office,
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but it's a
multipurpose building.
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Multi.
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And I did some pretty
extensive training too.
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That week nearly killed me, man.
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My hobbies include reading,
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the mysteries of outer space,
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going for relaxing
scenic drives.
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Larry!
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Great start to the day.
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Reset.
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There you are you
little stinkers!
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Larry VO: And golf.
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And then there's, uh,
my best friend Blair.
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Where in the fuck did that go?
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Blair: Ha! Found one.
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Oh, piece of shit ball.
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It's not mine. Fuck!
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Larry VO: Blair has
a terrible slice,
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but he does provide
comfort on the darker days.
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I thought I was gonna make
the world a better place.
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Helping people-
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Seein' lotsa horny stuff.
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I thought I was gonna be hot
shit on a silver platter.
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But no, I am cold
piss on a paper plate.
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You're not cold piss.
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I am.
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I am cold piss.
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Larry VO: And that's
my ex-wife Brenda.
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How can I stay mad
at you, heartbreaker?
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Larry VO: I know
what you're thinking,
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being a private eye must
be pretty glamorous work.
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Well, it is and it isn't.
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The cases are never, like, good.
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Larry: Alright,
ya dirty snake,
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let's see what you're hidin'.
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Bingo!
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Oh, Christ's sake.
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Hey! Get! Shoo!
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Move! Move! Go around me!
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God damn it!
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Move the tractor!
- What?
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Move the tractor!
- What?
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Move tractor!
- What?
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Oh my God!
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Larry! Larry!
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Ah, fer fuck sake!
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Larry, you asshole!
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Get up!
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Are you spyin' on me again?
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You stole Auntie Karen's
casserole dish, Bruno!
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You rotten prick!
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I'm your cousin, Larry!
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Yeah, but that casserole dish
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has sentimental value
for Auntie Karen.
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Yeah? Sentimental value?
- Yes.
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You wanna see sentimental value?
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Bruno: Another potluck ruined!
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You're not invited to
Tabitha's birthday next week.
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Piece of shit!
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Farmer: Will you get the hell
off my land so I can get on w'it?
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Doreen does it again.
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♪ I don't mind if
the sun don't shine
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♪ I don't mind
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♪ I don't care if
the sun gone there
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♪ I don't care
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♪ That's fine
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♪ No cares
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♪ Sunshine, I'll be there
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♪ Rain or shine, I don't mind
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♪ Simply I don't care
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♪ Moon or rain,
shine, I'll be there ♪
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♪ Come in, sit down, get cozy ♪
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Larry VO: Being a private
eye on a small island
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wasn't without its challenges.
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Auntie Karen: Well
he said you broke it.
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What? He said I broke
it? He's a liar!
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Larry VO: But little did I know
the universe was gonna shine down
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on old Larry when the
richest man in all of PEI
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walked through my door.
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Larry: It goes without saying
you make wicked cinnamon rolls,
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Auntie Karen, that's
not what this is about.
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I can't get gas for my
van with cinnamon rolls.
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All right, maybe
put 'em in the oven.
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Hello?
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Auntie Karen : Do you want
the cinnamon rolls or not?
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Uh, put 'em in the oven.
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Hello?
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G'day, how are ya?
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Larry Constable.
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Ah, Luke Thorne.
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Woo, that's not the office.
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Larry: Thornald, you said?
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Luke: Thorne.
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Thorne, eh, okay.
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Who's yer father?
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You're a real private
investigator, huh?
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Larry: Oh yeah, the real deal.
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Yeah. I'm the only
one on the island,
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so I got the market cornered.
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Yeah, I bet.
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Larry: Have a
seat, Mr. Thorne.
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Get comfortable.
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Ah, a golfer, huh?
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Where do you play?
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Dewy Meadows.
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Ah, I've been a member
there since I was a kid.
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Unreal.
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No wonder. Dewy Meadows.
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It's cow pasture.
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I'm a member of Foxbush.
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Now that's a real golf course.
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But Dewy Meadows, the scenery,
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nothing beats it.
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The sunset looks like
a melted popsicle.
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Larry, have a look at that.
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It's my wife Nicole,
married seven years.
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She's the love of my life.
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Well, she's friendly looking.
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A friendly looking
gal you got there.
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Luke: Friendly looking?
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Look closer, Larry.
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She's a goddamn smoke show.!
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Come on.
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And, uh, that's our cottage.
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Well, that's quite the spot.
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The cottage is a smoke show.
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Whew! Smoke show cottage!
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Yeah, it's up in Sandbar Cove.
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I don't get there much though
'cause I'm on the road for work.
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Oh yeah, what work you at?
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Thorne Seafood.
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I buy seafood all
over the Maritimes.
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At Sandbar Cove there's
this hotshot, hick fisherman
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named Glenn Misener.
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And he's taking his
lobster right off the wharf
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and he's selling it to
a black market buyer.
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Now all the other fishermen
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are starting to
do the same thing.
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And that's costing me
a lot of dough, Larry.
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What I need you
to do is find out
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who's buying Glenn's lobster.
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His boat's called
"The Top Stamp."
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Here's, um, thousand
bucks to start.
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Just a little taste.
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Larry: Just a little taste?
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Whoa.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Well, that's quite tasty.
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Luke: Are you done?
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Um...
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Larry, I'm on the road
for the next few days.
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If you can solve this case
by the time I get back,
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I'll throw in an extra
five grand as a bonus.
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Plus I'll pay your expenses.
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I'll also get you
off that cow pasture
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and onto a real golf course.
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How 'bout that?
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Larry, you don't use this van
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when you're out on
surveillance, do ya?
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It's got your fuckin'
face on the side.
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No, no. Jeezus, no. That?
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That's my advertising rig.
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It'd be something foolish
to drive around in that
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as a surveillance van, yeah-
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Larry, I got one rule, okay?
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Don't ever bullshit me!
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That's my rule, too.
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See you in a few days.
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Blair: Cow pasture?!
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Fuck him cow pasture.
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Does he know about scenery?
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'Cause take a look
around big fella.
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Soak that beauty in.
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Yeah, but scenery is
not the point, Blair.
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A thousand bucks to start!
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He goes,
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"Hey, this is just a taste."
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Some taste!
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I was stuffed!
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Mmm!
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Rich prick.
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He probably can't get it up.
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It's always that, it's the dick.
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And when do you start?
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Tomorrow morning.
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Bright and early.
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Blair: Oh yeah?
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Well look, you can forget
about trucking across
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hell's half acre
every day, all right?
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Get yourself a
motel room up there.
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Is that ethical though?
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It's like the middle
of the summer.
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They're gonna have
peak season prices.
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Put it on the tab!
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Come on!
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It's a fuckin' three hour drive!
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Treat yourself!
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Look, do not let this rich son
of a bitch push you around.
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All right?
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Brenda pushed you around,
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and I will not fuckin' stand for
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people pushing my
best friend around!
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You hear me?!
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Hey, you want me to call limp
pecker and straighten him out?
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Blair!
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Fuck, no.
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All right?
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I got this.
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Like you got the casserole dish?
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Where in the fuck did that go?
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♪ So let's not make
some kind of scene
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♪ Because I don't
wanna waste my time
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♪ Always trying to be right
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♪ Don't really know what to do
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♪ What's going on with you?
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♪ What's running
through your head,
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♪ What's that last
thing you said?
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♪ You said, are you
gonna waste my time?
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♪ Are you gonna be mine?
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♪ Easy come, easy go, so
put it down and let it go
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♪ You tell me something
I don't want to know
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♪ And I can see you
through my ruby reds ♪
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Unreal!
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Spectacular!
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♪ You said, are you
gonna waste my time?
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♪ Or are you gonna be mine?
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♪ You said, are you
gonna waste my time? ♪
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Larry : This is
ten times better
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than those missing
heirloom cases, Blair!
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Oh yeah.
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Shut up.
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Try my first feed
at Richard's here.
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It's supposed to be the best
fish n' chips on the island.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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It's research, Blair, research.
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Yeah, they give you
this little doohickey
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that beeps and buzzes
when your order's ready.
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Chowder? No, it's too
hot for chowder, Blair.
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Give yer head a
shake fer fuck sake.
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Okay, let me get
back to the job.
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Oh shit! There he is!
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Top Stamp!
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Blair : Who?
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The fisherman!
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The target!
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I gotta go.
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Yes, I'll let you know
if it's worth the drive
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for fish n' chips, Blair.
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Jeezus! Tapioca!
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Hey, look at you.
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Hey, bad boy.
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What are you doing, you
dirty little stinker?
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I'm poppin'! I'm poppin'!
265
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,906
Ah, shoooot!
266
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,110
Ugh, come on.
267
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,279
Ah!
268
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,280
It's poppin'!
269
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,882
My thing, it's poppin'!
270
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,884
Hey, I'm number 16.
271
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:57,885
Geez, you're in a panic!
272
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,887
Uh, yeah, uh huh. Mm hm, yep.
273
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,021
What you get again?
274
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,324
Uh, two piece fish n'
chips, coleslaw and a roll.
275
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,127
Oh my God, darling,
you must be starving!
276
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,962
Larry: Yeah and I'm kind
of in a panic as well.
277
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,563
Yeah, if you don't mind.
278
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,499
Oh man, come on.
279
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,802
Oh, beauty of a day though.
280
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,136
Oh yeah, yeah, the sky,
281
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,471
it looks like an angel's
ass or something.
282
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,807
Yeah.
- Thank you very much.
283
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,141
Enjoy.
- Oh you too.
284
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,810
Goddammit!
285
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,811
You forgot your cutlery.
286
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:24,812
Shit!
287
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,353
♪ I am just another man
288
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,490
♪ I am just another man
289
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,359
♪ I am
290
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,529
♪ I am
291
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,131
Rhonda: Mmhm.
292
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,961
Rhonda: How are ya now?
293
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,608
♪ Poolside
294
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,945
♪ You look up and we meet eyes
295
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,446
♪ Oh yeah
296
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,914
♪ I'm on it, on it
297
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,749
♪ Long time
298
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,652
Hi.
- Hi.
299
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,922
Are you from around here?
300
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,058
You look awful familiar to me.
301
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,559
You look familiar to me too.
302
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,429
Like I've been lookin' at
your face, uh, my entire life.
303
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,066
That's not weird to say, right?
304
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,567
I-I'm from up west.
305
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,078
Up west, okay. I
know people up there.
306
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,070
Who's yer father?
307
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,071
Willie Constable?
308
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,739
Worked on the ferry?
309
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,741
I'm Larry. Larry Constable.
310
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,443
I'm Rhonda. Rhonda Perry.
311
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,245
Rhonda Perry, very nice.
312
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,412
Perry's are a good bunch.
313
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,781
Well, you haven't met
too many Perry's then!
314
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,285
Can I ask you a question?
315
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,255
Do you love soft
serve ice cream?
316
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,590
Christ Almighty, do I ever!
317
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,659
Most delicious
treat on a hot day.
318
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,995
Aside from a beer or two or ten.
319
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,830
No argument there.
320
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,401
Ah, vanilla, chocolate dip,
sparkle or flavour swirl?
321
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,171
Larry: Hm, now we're really
peeling back the layers
322
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,173
of the soft serve onion.
323
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,210
Um...
324
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,181
I'm gonna have to go with uh...
325
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,848
All of them.
326
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,384
Okay!
327
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,187
I don't care.
328
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,189
I'm getting a soft serve
machine for the store.
329
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,890
It's gonna be a game changer.
330
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,226
Just the juice and the gas?
331
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,528
Yes, and the receipt,
please and thank you.
332
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,363
I'm keeping track
of my expenses.
333
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,364
Rhonda: Yeah?
334
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,066
You up this way for work?
335
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,202
Can you keep a secret?
336
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,269
No, no.
337
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,114
I'm a bit of a gossip
when it comes to secrets.
338
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,573
Well, Rhonda Perry,
339
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:46,379
you are looking at a
private investigator.
340
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,748
You are not!
341
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,883
Go way with ya!
342
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,385
We have those on the island?
343
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,386
Larry: Uh, well, yeah.
344
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,454
Just me.
345
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,323
I've got the market cornered.
346
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,058
Wow!
347
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,227
Yeah, well I spend all
day in my van doing,
348
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,462
like, really
important stakeouts.
349
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,031
I pee in coffee cups,
the whole shebang.
350
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,800
I'm actually down here
because I'm on a big case.
351
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,470
You know, I see and hear
all kinds of funny business
352
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,638
here in the store.
353
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,473
You wouldn't believe
how many rubbers we sell
354
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,175
just before closing time.
355
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,510
Oh, wow.
356
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,046
Sex rubbers?
357
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,048
Yeah, sex rubbers.
358
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,315
Wow.
359
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,483
I get off in half an hour.
360
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,484
You buy me a beer,
361
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,753
I'll give you all kinds
of dirt on Sandbar Cove.
362
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,223
Me and you, having a beer?
363
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,524
Yeah.
364
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,901
Nothing better on
a hot day, right?
365
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,394
Yeah.
366
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,163
Bar is just around the corner.
367
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,897
Around the corner?
368
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,566
Half an hour?
369
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,337
Okay, well, very nice to
meet you, Rhonda Perry.
370
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,575
Very nice to meet you too, Lar.
371
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,614
Well,.
372
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:01,421
You ladies ever hear of a
fisherman named Glenn Misener?
373
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,755
Gladys: Glenn Misener?
374
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,493
Well now, I hear he's quite
the whore, that fella.
375
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,095
Ha. Screwin',
376
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,429
fishin' and drinkin'.
377
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,464
And he's AC/DC too.
378
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,965
Swings both ways.
379
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,269
AC/DC? Like the
rock n' roll band?
380
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,837
'Fluid' that's
what they call it.
381
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,972
Always has two or
three on the go.
382
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,641
Not too fussy.
383
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,776
His father's a whore as well.
384
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,446
Flossy: Oh, that man's as
crooked as a fiddler's dick.
385
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,547
He's so crooked
386
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,450
he has to screw his
socks on in the mornin'.
387
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,984
Yeah.
- Yeah.
388
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,990
Uh, okay.
389
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,526
Well, thank you
very much ladies.
390
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,995
And I'll let you get back
to your Crazy Eights.
391
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:51,171
♪ I think of words
whispered in my ear
392
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,645
♪ But the things you said
don't linger in my head
393
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,513
♪ I know
394
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:07,154
♪ But I just can't forget
crying all those tears ♪
395
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,896
Sorry, sorry! Hi!
396
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,299
Chatty Toby was late
comin' in for his shift.
397
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,568
Oh, you got me a
beer, I'm parched.
398
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,304
Mm, oh the beer is warm.
399
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,905
You have been
waiting a long time.
400
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,073
Oh, no, no, no.
401
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,576
Please, waiting is
what I do for a living.
402
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,412
Another 45 minutes to an
hour's not gonna kill me.
403
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,647
Ooh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
404
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,082
So how's your case goin'?
405
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,918
Oh, well, uh, today
was a large one.
406
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,086
Large.
407
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,754
Got up at crow piss this mornin'
408
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,956
and, uh, took the
scenic route here.
409
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,325
Beautiful.
410
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,761
Oh, got some intel from
the locals over there.
411
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,097
Ah, got a feed of fish
n' chips at Richard's.
412
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,466
Went arse over teakettle
in the parking lot though,
413
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,767
so I had to order again,
414
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:59,272
which took a few hours but,
uh, well worth the wait.
415
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,273
Checked into a motel-
416
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,074
Wow, that must've been pricey!
417
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,510
Peak season.
418
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,044
Yeah.
419
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,882
So the case?
420
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,118
Right.
421
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:19,220
Well, uh, I'm kind of breaking
the PI code of ethics here,
422
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:25,231
but, uh, I got hired by this
real rich fella Luke Thorne-
423
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,899
Luke Thorne?
424
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,368
He thinks he's something big.
425
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,236
Lives up on Wild Wood Road.
426
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,872
Wouldn't mind having his
kind of money though.
427
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,550
I will have that
kind of money.
428
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,109
I mean, I will have
that kind of money.
429
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,645
Continue.
430
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,281
Right.
431
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,952
So, this Luke Thorne
character hired me to find out
432
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,721
where this fisherman named
Glenn Misener is selling-
433
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,390
You okay?
434
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,924
You alright?
435
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,760
Glenn Misener?
436
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564
You wouldn't happen
to know where he lives
437
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,065
by any chance, would you?
438
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,733
Me?
439
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,935
Glenn Misener, oh?
440
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,572
I dunno if I do, but if I think,
441
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,274
if I think long
and hard about it,
442
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,484
maybe, well not long and hard,
443
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,410
more soft and average.
444
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,279
Ah, oh, yeah, um...
445
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,681
I can take you to him.
446
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,783
Great.
447
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,851
Gonna eat any nachos?
448
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,454
I just ate the jalapeños.
449
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,428
Rhonda: He's puttin'
on quite the scoff.
450
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,129
Corn on the cob.
451
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,000
New potatoes, mustard pickles.
452
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,339
Peepin' Tom and Tammy over here!
453
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,174
Look at us spyin' like
a couple of creepers!
454
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,445
Um, actually, I try
not to think about it
455
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,813
like being creepy.
456
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,515
We're "conducting surveillance".
457
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,049
Hm.
458
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,118
Did you go to school for this?
459
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,453
Uh, yeah.
460
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,054
Just a little bit.
461
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,025
So, um, how do you
know know Glenn?
462
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,528
You know him well or...?
463
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,029
Oh, not well.
464
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,063
Everyone knows Glenn.
465
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,732
He's pretty hard to miss.
466
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,867
Big as a biscuit eater.
467
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,602
Tougher than a boiled owl.
468
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,572
Rhonda: Oh, someone's comin'.
469
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,907
Ooh.
470
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,878
Who is this fancy pants now?
471
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,382
Beamer, female.
472
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,216
Dressed like a snob.
473
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,619
What is this? Martha's
Friggin' Vineyard?
474
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,388
She walks like she's rich.
475
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,590
Larry: You think it's
a fancy pants lady?
476
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,891
Rhonda: Heels on grass.
477
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,493
You know she's rich!
478
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,062
Grass and heels?
479
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,930
Rhonda: She's
goin' up the steps.
480
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,471
They're smoochin'!
They're smoochin'!
481
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,142
Rhonda: Holy Christ Almighty!
482
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,478
That's Nicole Thorne!
483
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,413
Luke Thorne's wife! Your boss!
484
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,747
Larry: What? Are you serious?
485
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,982
That's Luke Thorne's wife?
486
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,817
Get your fancy camera
out quick, Lar.
487
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,086
It looks like the screw is
comin' before the scoff!
488
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,822
This is a marital case now!
489
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,391
A marital case!
490
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,162
Ah Jesus, Lar!
491
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,864
No frickin' memory card!
492
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,533
Where's my bag?
493
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,503
Rhonda: Oh my God,
hurry up, Larry!
494
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,505
This is gettin' dirty
enough to grow potatoes in.
495
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,006
Larry: I can't find my...
496
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,776
Here it is.
497
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:25,712
I knew it was there.
498
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,547
This is just a joke.
499
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,181
Rhonda: Her two legs
are up in the air!
500
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,182
Huh?
501
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,784
He's kissing her prune!
502
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,754
Open up!
503
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,966
That was some night!
504
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,039
You must see that kind of
thing all the time, do ya?
505
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,169
Larry: Big time.
506
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,038
Oh, I've seen all
those positions before.
507
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,906
Upside down.
508
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,944
Reverse hugging upside down.
509
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,446
Oh, who's this?
510
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,213
Nobody.
511
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,882
I don't know who that is.
512
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,456
Um, that's Brenda my ex-wife.
513
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,657
We're divorced.
514
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,291
I'm divorced too.
515
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,961
Yeah, in my forties and
startin' over again.
516
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,963
Confession time, Rhonda.
517
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,297
I'm pushing well
into my forties.
518
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,534
So, secret revealed, Lar.
519
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,304
We're in our forties.
520
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:26,839
Yeah.
521
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,976
Well, I'm gonna call Luke Thorne
522
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,811
and tell him about
the wife shenanigans.
523
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,012
Rhonda: No, no, no!
524
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,014
No, you should keep
that to yourself
525
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,484
'cause you got the
hard evidence now.
526
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,686
Get it? Hard?
527
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:45,858
Hard!
528
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,860
Like Glenn's hard on.
529
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,161
I was scared of that.
530
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,030
That size is too big.
531
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,734
Mine's not small but
it's not that big.
532
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,037
That was crazy.
533
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,007
We saw so much.
534
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,909
I bet Nicole Thorne
wouldn't want her hubby
535
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,410
to see them dirty pics.
536
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,278
No way. Yeah.
537
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,917
You should say,
538
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,586
"Give us twenty grand or
we're going to your hubby
539
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,187
"with the screwing shots."
540
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,325
I don't know, that
sounds like blackmail.
541
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,927
Not blackmail.
542
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,528
Manifesting.
543
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:23,930
Manifesting?
544
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,532
Like my soft serve
machine costs ten grand
545
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,134
but I can't afford that.
546
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,536
Manifesting is a five step plan
547
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,271
to turning your
dreams into reality.
548
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,775
Like if you could manifest
anything in the world right now,
549
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,376
what would it be?
550
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,112
Um, new van.
551
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,648
New golf clubs, for sure.
552
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,215
New living situation.
553
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,152
I'm sleeping in my office but
it's a multi-purpose building.
554
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,187
Multipurpose.
- Well there you go!
555
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,556
We'll be 50/50 partners!
556
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,991
Larry: I don't know, Rhonda.
557
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,829
I think I should focus on
this case I'm working on here.
558
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,799
I work the day shift tomorrow,
559
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,068
so come by any time.
560
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,203
And don't be spyin'
through my windows
561
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,605
from the parking lot, Lar.
562
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,573
Larry: Oh yeah, that's me.
563
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,208
Old Peepin' Larry!
564
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,710
Whoa!
565
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,044
Hard evidence!
566
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,580
Wow! Gotcha!
567
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:17,083
Just kidding. No, no, I won't.
568
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,618
Goodnight, Rhonda.
569
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:20,920
Take 'er light!
570
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,323
Larry: You too.
571
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,095
Peeping Larry?
572
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,097
What are you a
sick twisted fuck?
573
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,765
Shut the fuck up!
574
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,400
Don't even say that shit!
575
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,136
God.
576
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:38,671
Whoa wee.
577
00:25:56,522 --> 00:26:01,627
♪ Everyday it's
the same damn thing
578
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:06,733
♪ I can't catch a
break, I can't get a win
579
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:11,037
♪ But I won't stop pushing
that way up the hill
580
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,505
♪ 'Cause I got the fire
581
00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:15,541
♪ And I got the will
582
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:22,348
♪ When I doubt myself,
the joys seem few
583
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:27,253
♪ The blood, sweat and tears
are clouding up my view
584
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:31,357
♪ Caught in a cycle,
but it's no excuse
585
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,060
♪ I'm not the only one
586
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,730
♪ And there's nothing new
587
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,868
♪ I'm working hard
to break these chains
588
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:45,571
♪ Finding freedom on my own ♪
589
00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,741
Who's this stoned arsehole?
590
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,418
Morning.
591
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,120
Mornin'!
592
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,454
How are ya?
593
00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:03,790
Junior: Groovy good.
594
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,825
Not groovy good,
good and groovy.
595
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,359
New car?
596
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,360
Junior: New car?
597
00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:09,495
Don't think so, dude.
598
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,964
Pretty sure that boat's
like thirty years old?
599
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,133
New to you, I mean.
600
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,968
You didn't know where
the gas tank was.
601
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,369
Yeah, I'm a little fried.
602
00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,506
Yeah, total brain fart.
603
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:24,811
Sweet.
604
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,212
Goin' clam diggin'?
605
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,247
Junior: Yeah, I'm totally
going clam digging.
606
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,017
Yeah, digging for clams.
607
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,052
You guys got some beer?
608
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,721
Right in front of ya.
609
00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,023
Oh... duh.
610
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,360
Okay.
611
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,362
Ooh, sorry.
612
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,733
Squeaky Magee.
613
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,506
You here on vacation?
614
00:27:54,540 --> 00:28:00,046
Ah... yeah, well, my old man,
um, my dad, my pop's papa,
615
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:05,284
ah, he has a cottage up
here in, uh, Sandbar Cove.
616
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,486
Oh go way. Who's yer father?
617
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,921
My father, uh...
618
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,589
He's Hank.
619
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,191
Yeah, my dad is Hank.
620
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,095
Ah, I'm Junior.
621
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,930
Oh, you were named
after your father?
622
00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:19,932
Yeah, Hank-rietta.
623
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:21,267
Hanky.
624
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,935
Hanky for short.
625
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,771
Yeah.
- Wait a minute...
626
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:25,972
Hank from Hamilton?
627
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,974
Who lives up on Wild Wood Road?
628
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,009
Go away with ya! I know Hank!
629
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,779
Oh, wow.
630
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,513
I didn't know Hank had any kids!
631
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:39,018
Ah, we were estranged.
632
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,286
It's sad, yeah.
633
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,988
Aw.
- Yeah.
634
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:45,457
Actually, Dad, he passed.
635
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,458
Away.
636
00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:49,161
Passed away a few
days, weeks ago.
637
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,529
But it was in his sleep,
638
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,965
so, you know, it
was fairly chill.
639
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,967
Hank from Hamilton died?
- Yeah.
640
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,869
Oh, what a sin that is.
- Yeah.
641
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,971
He was such a dear.
642
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,572
Come here to me.
643
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,208
Come here.
644
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,377
Snatch my heart out
you poor little bugger.
645
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:08,080
Your father loved smokin'
his darts, didn't he?
646
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,882
It was the ciggies
what killed him.
647
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,051
Yeah. You know something?
648
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,054
I begged him to quit,
but he was hooked solid!
649
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,323
Yeah. Yeah, addicted.
650
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,394
$41.60, please.
651
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,897
Alright, tappity-tap-tap!
652
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:25,898
Hm.
653
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,904
Junior: Do you know how to
get up to, uh, Wild Wood Road?
654
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,405
I've been driving
around for an hour
655
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:36,442
trying to get to
Dad's cottage and, uh,
656
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,911
I gotta spread Papa's ashes.
657
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,580
So you just go up
around the corner,
658
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,749
turn left where the old
blue house used to be,
659
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:45,584
up past McQuarrie's barn,
660
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,254
hang a right at
Potato Warehouse.
661
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,755
You're gonna hit
some gravel road
662
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,858
until you come to
a pile of tires.
663
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,843
You're using all the elements
of your training now, Lar.
664
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:23,655
♪ Oh, I don't imagine
I'll recognize ♪
665
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,626
Ah, hello there fine gents!
666
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,328
How are we today?
667
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,031
Perfect day to...
668
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,799
smoke.
669
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:37,036
Well, I am a
well-off tourist, uh,
670
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,838
who's enjoying his first
time on the island,
671
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:43,309
and I am looking to
purchase a delicious,
672
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:48,380
illegal, uh, black
market lobster.
673
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,049
Looking to pay...
674
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,821
$20 for some fresh lobsters.
675
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,056
Females preferably.
676
00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:02,228
I hear that they taste,
uh, delicious, the best.
677
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,330
You heard that, did
ya there, big fella!
678
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,233
This fella hears a lot!
679
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,934
Not sure how much
he tastes though.
680
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,139
Yeah.
681
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:19,278
I hear that, uh, Glenn Misener
is, uh, quite the fisherman.
682
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:22,949
And also quite the whore,
like his slut father.
683
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,018
What did you just say?
684
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,124
Uh, Glenn Misener is
quite the fisherman.
685
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,428
I'm Cecil Misener.
His slut father.
686
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,130
Simmer down.
687
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,302
Simmer down now, Dad.
688
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,138
And who's this fella?
689
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,677
Hi, I'm a tourist.
690
00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,885
Welcome to the island.
691
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,995
This is a nice boat.
692
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,697
Thanks.
693
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,099
Belongs to my slut father.
694
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,600
I'm sorry about that, uh-
695
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,136
No, I'm sorry about the old man.
696
00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:20,206
We just love fightin'
up here in Sandbar Cove.
697
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,373
It's in the blood.
698
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,009
And it's never personal.
699
00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:28,280
Well, not never, but rarely.
700
00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:31,383
Like you and me sittin'
here chattin' away.
701
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:34,220
But tomorrow, we could be out
there in that parking lot,
702
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,222
beatin' the livin'
snot out of each other.
703
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:39,024
The next day, best
of buddies again.
704
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:41,427
Yeah, there's never a
bad time for fightin',
705
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,794
unless it's at a church picnic.
706
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,763
You see, we're a fairly
religious bunch up here,
707
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,733
so no fightin' in church.
708
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,402
So Luke Thorne wants
to know who's buying
709
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,403
my lobster, does he?
710
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,573
That cheap fucking prick!
711
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:58,110
You are gonna stop snoopin'
around my wharf, you got that?
712
00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:01,480
I sell my lobster to whoever
wants to pay the best price.
713
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:04,049
And if Luke Thorne don't
want to pay top dollar,
714
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,684
someone else will.
715
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:10,489
You ever been in love, Larry?
716
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,857
Ah, me? Love?
717
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:12,891
That's, uh-
718
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:14,660
I love too much.
719
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,062
That's my problem.
720
00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,197
And you wouldn't believe
what some people will do
721
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,066
for a feed of
lobster around here.
722
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,108
Why is your face doing that?
723
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,877
I love being on a boat.
724
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:35,547
More boats, I say.
725
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,084
Duck makes friends?
726
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,085
That's nice.
727
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:48,093
♪ I ride my car and I'm
headed off all night ♪
728
00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,371
♪ I'm looking for more trouble ♪
729
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:50,896
Fuck, Rhonda.
730
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,465
Jesus.
731
00:33:55,467 --> 00:34:00,106
♪ I've been rockin',
I've been rollin' ♪
732
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,609
Oh, hi, Lar!
733
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:04,776
Hello, Rhonda Perry.
734
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,179
Oh my God, Larry, what
happened to your face?
735
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,148
Oh, I had a run-in
with Glenn Misener
736
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:11,117
while I was doing
some undercover work.
737
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,785
Oh, Glenn gave you a
good goin' over did he?
738
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:14,786
Ah, yeah.
739
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,787
Are you all right?
740
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:16,955
How's that? Does that hurt?
741
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,824
Uh, that feels nice.
742
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,662
Ah, I got a feed of
lobster out of it though.
743
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,532
Just don't know
where to keep 'em
744
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,500
for the rest of
the day, but, uh...
745
00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:29,644
I can toss 'em in my fridge.
746
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:30,636
Oh. Thank you.
747
00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:33,004
I can make us, uh, my
seafood chowder tonight
748
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,806
if it's not too hot
out for chowder.
749
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,375
Too hot?
750
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,676
It's never too hot for chowder!
751
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,311
Go away with ya!
752
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,012
Oh, gross.
753
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,486
Sorry about that.
- That's all right.
754
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,016
I could eat chowder
in a volcano.
755
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,386
Oh, it's burning me!
756
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,255
I don't care, this is good.
757
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,324
Okay.
758
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,825
My cover's blown at
the wharf though,
759
00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,160
but I got some good intel.
760
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:59,898
I think that Glenn Misener
is exchanging fresh lobster
761
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:04,936
for some kind of,
like, sexual favours.
762
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,672
Saw this phone
number in his boat.
763
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,441
It matches this one here.
764
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,577
With lobster suppers?
765
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,479
How's your day?
766
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,513
Not bad.
767
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,782
I found out a sweet
old cottager died.
768
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,617
His daughter came
in here earlier.
769
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,486
She was a strange cat.
770
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,020
Oh yeah?
- Oh.
771
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,890
And I made this.
772
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:31,930
I know about you banging
pissers with the fisherman.
773
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,300
I have photos of you
two "hard" at it.
774
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,934
Remember? I worked it back in.
775
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,503
Yeah, that was good.
776
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,972
Twenty thousand in
cash and I stay quiet.
777
00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:43,775
Call 902-962-9916.
778
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,010
Midnight sharp.
779
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:47,112
That's the number to
the payphone outside.
780
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:48,780
Hardly ever gets used.
781
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,292
Oh, you're really going
into the deep end now
782
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:51,350
are ya, Rhonda?
783
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,884
Twenty thousand.
784
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,322
Yeah, but 50/50
partners, remember?
785
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,990
Now we give 'em a taste
of the "hard" evidence.
786
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,229
No, no, count me out.
787
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:06,031
Oh, you're coming!
- No.
788
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,032
Yeah.
- No.
789
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,567
Yeah.
- Okay.
790
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,781
Larry: Okay, down, down, down.
791
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:28,287
Rhonda: You see any
sign of her yet?
792
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,388
Larry: Nope.
793
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:30,922
All clear.
794
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,758
Okay, good.
795
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:38,263
Uh, have you ever done
anything like this before?
796
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,731
Not exactly like this. No.
797
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:40,732
Whoa!
798
00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:41,806
What, uh, what's going on?
799
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,902
They might have security
cameras up there!
800
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,103
You keep watchin'.
801
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:48,139
And if you've see Nicole,
bark like a dog, okay?
802
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,388
Whoa!
803
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,290
Fuck, you're so brave, Rhonda.
804
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,862
Wow.
805
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,338
Shit!
806
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,539
Get in. Wow!
807
00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,040
Fuck, you're brave, Rhonda.
808
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,875
You were running like a gazelle!
809
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,544
Manifestin'.
810
00:37:58,577 --> 00:37:59,711
She see the note yet?
811
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,447
No, she walked right by it.
812
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,349
Ugh.
813
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:09,688
Larry: When the cat's
away, the mice will play.
814
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,223
Meow.
815
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,961
What's takin' so goddamn long?
816
00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,963
Larry: Three hours
is not very long.
817
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,666
I've been on stakeouts
that lasted days.
818
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,369
Just sittin' there.
819
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,174
Well, the mosquitoes
are awful wicked.
820
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:39,718
You wanna hit of this?
821
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:40,986
This is deadly stuff.
822
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,554
Yeah, gimme a blast.
823
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,392
Fuck!
824
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:49,394
Oh my God, are you okay?
825
00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:51,763
Are you okay? Are you okay?
826
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,165
Rhonda: In my mouth.
827
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,534
You got it in my eye.
828
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,002
Larry: Fuck,
Rhonda, I'm sorry.
829
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,003
I'm sorry.
830
00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,538
Rhonda: It's okay.
831
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,608
Fuck Blair!
832
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,242
Shhh! Try to whisper.
833
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,777
Who's Blair?
834
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,781
No one.
835
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,085
An idiot.
836
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,524
My best friend.
837
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:21,259
What's this?
838
00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,595
What's that?
839
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,263
Rhonda: Look,
look, look, look!
840
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,865
The eagle has landed!
841
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,103
Alright, we got
about ten minutes
842
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,104
to make it to the payphone.
843
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,105
Time for me to skidaddle!
844
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,240
Wait, wait, wait!
845
00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:36,851
You're gonna leave me
here alone in the dark?
846
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,009
Yeah, no, no, no.
847
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,954
You keep watch and make sure
there's no funny business.
848
00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,179
Meet me at my house.
849
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,615
We're manifestin', Lar.
850
00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,216
We came in the same rig.
851
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,653
I need help with
my Christmas trees!
852
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,489
I mean, my spy trees!
853
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,658
Remember, call them spy trees.
854
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,292
What's wrong with you?
855
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,027
Why are you talking to yourself?
856
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,639
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, what time is it?
857
00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,164
Oh yeah.
858
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,167
Are you gonna call 'em?
859
00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,305
Hello, what have we got here?
860
00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:26,892
Oh!
861
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,895
Larry: Look at these
freaking love addicts, eh?
862
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,037
Yes.
863
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:41,339
Mm, make that lobster
sound you make.
864
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,743
Oh, yeah.
865
00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:50,081
Come on, Rhonda!
866
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,525
No one pick up yet?
- Uh uh.
867
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,527
Should I just let it keep going?
868
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,300
Hello Horny Thorny.
869
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,537
Shh.
870
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,439
Hello pervert.
871
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,975
Rhonda: How'd you like
that greasy picture?
872
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,445
That's just a taste of the
horny shit I got on camera.
873
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,014
Nicole: Oh yeah? Did it
turn you on watching us?
874
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:26,284
Oh, wouldn't you like to
know what turns my crank?
875
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,788
FYI, you might wanna work
on your smoochin' technique.
876
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:33,124
Ya kiss like a grandmother
on graduation day.
877
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,860
Nicole: Is this how
you get your kicks?
878
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,561
Blackmailing people?
879
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,330
I bet your hubby would
be shocked to find out
880
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:42,567
that his la-di-fuckin'-da
wife is banging pissers
881
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,636
with a dirty fisherman.
882
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:48,039
Twenty grand or I go to your
hubby with the screwin' shots.
883
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,642
Nicole: Why only ask
for twenty thousand?
884
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:52,343
Are you poor?
885
00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:53,879
Who are you?
886
00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,181
As if I'm gonna tell you that!
887
00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:57,816
Twenty grand for my silence!
888
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,050
Nicole: No.
889
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:00,351
What?
890
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,196
Nicole: My husband and I
are in an open marriage.
891
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,055
Those photos are worthless.
892
00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,390
Open marriage.
893
00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,259
You're bluffin'!
894
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:12,597
Nicole: I'm gonna find out
who you are and when I do,
895
00:42:12,598 --> 00:42:14,165
I'm gonna hurt ya.
896
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:16,935
Well, you listen
to me ya little-
897
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,971
Operator: Please insert $1.25
for another eight minutes.
898
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,409
Oh but...
899
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:26,611
Await further instructions!
900
00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:28,179
Take 'er light!
901
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:31,282
Fuuuuuck!
902
00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,484
Hello?
903
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,520
Hello?
904
00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:38,089
What now?
905
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:40,158
Alright, time to motor.
906
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:43,461
Call the fuckin' private eye.
907
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,462
The private eye?
908
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:45,630
Fuck, you're smart.
909
00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,132
Okay.
910
00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:53,104
Fuck Blair.
911
00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,011
Uh, g'day, g'day, g'day?
912
00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:01,112
Mr. Constable?
913
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,347
This is Nicole Thorne.
914
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,849
I'm sorry for the late hour
915
00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:07,686
but I'm an associate
of Glenn Misener.
916
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,254
Uh huh.
917
00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,698
Nicole: I was wondering if you
could come to my cottage tomorrow?
918
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:14,059
I have an important matter
that needs attention.
919
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,526
49 Wild Wood Road.
920
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,695
Just let yourself in.
921
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:19,297
Ah, that could be possible.
922
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:21,700
Glenn: Get him, babe.
923
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,368
I'm gonna fuckin' get him!
924
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:24,162
Nice stuff, Hank. Let's go.
925
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:43,849
Rhonda: Hank from Hamilton?
926
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:45,016
Larry: Yep.
927
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:48,019
Saw it with my own eyes
right in front of me!
928
00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:52,057
She takes out his dead body,
buries him right in the dirt.
929
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:55,360
She's cryin',
puffin' on a joint,
930
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,028
wailin'.
931
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:01,766
She murdered Hank from Hamilton?
932
00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:04,602
Rhonda, I don't know if
it's because I'm in shock,
933
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:07,438
but this is the best chowder
I've ever tasted in my life!
934
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,508
Five pounds lobster,
four pounds of scallops,
935
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,943
three jars of bar clams,
936
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:13,011
two halibut steaks,
937
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,512
a pound crab, home veggies,
938
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,613
sour cream,
939
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,784
heavy cream and evaporated milk,
940
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:20,318
salt and pepper.
941
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,821
I knew there was something
fucked up about that Junior!
942
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,791
Hankrietta.
943
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:27,692
She came in and bought a shovel!
944
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:30,328
She said she was
goin' clam diggin'!
945
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:31,696
Turn my stomach!
946
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,833
I bet you her name's
not even Junior.
947
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,701
I put a hundred dollars on it.
948
00:45:36,802 --> 00:45:39,137
It's a stolen identity case!
949
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,206
Next time she comes into
the store to buy beer,
950
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,841
I'm asking for ID!
951
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,175
That's a wicked idea.
952
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,510
Rhonda: Show me ID, Junior!
953
00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:46,812
If that's your real name.
954
00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:47,813
Look under 40?
955
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:48,980
I'm IDin'!
956
00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:50,357
Larry: I think I
should call the police.
957
00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:52,150
I'm gettin' in front
of my skis here.
958
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:53,518
Rhonda: No, no, no, no!
959
00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:54,886
You go to the cops,
960
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,056
our entire manifestin'
journey is frigged.
961
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:00,725
Yeah, but Rhonda, I
witnessed a real crime.
962
00:46:00,826 --> 00:46:02,160
Who knows what dangerous things
963
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:05,730
this Junior
character's capable of.
964
00:46:05,831 --> 00:46:07,565
Rhonda: She's stunned
is what she is!
965
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,243
Stunned if she thinks she
can get away with murderin'
966
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,601
Hank from Hamilton.
967
00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:12,755
Larry: I could be the
next one in the ground!
968
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,140
I'm scared.
969
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:20,478
Larry, life is
full of scary shit,
970
00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:21,947
and you can either
curl up in a ball
971
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,950
or you can go full tilt boogie
and see how it shakes out.
972
00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,617
Look at this!
973
00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:30,321
This is my vision board.
974
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,924
This is the soft serve
machine I've been manifestin'.
975
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,459
It's a Super Deluxe 6000.
976
00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:37,162
This thing is gravity
and pressure fed.
977
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:39,864
It does twin twists,
flavour burst.
978
00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,266
It does dipped cones.
979
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,936
And the margins on soft serve
are through the friggin' roof.
980
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:46,271
This thing...
981
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,007
this thing is a
licence to print money.
982
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,942
See all the dollars
I got on there?
983
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,647
Larry?
984
00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:59,517
You should make your
own vision board!
985
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:01,987
I'll get ya some magazines.
986
00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:11,496
Larry: Fuck, the
universe is so big.
987
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:17,268
What is Larry's purpose?
988
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,937
What does it all mean?
989
00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:21,572
What's the point?
990
00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,608
It's telling us things, Lar.
991
00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:30,281
Rhonda, thanks for the scoff.
992
00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:31,950
Best chowder I've
had in my life.
993
00:47:31,983 --> 00:47:33,384
Hands down.
994
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:34,920
Unreal.
995
00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:38,256
It'll taste even
better tomorrow.
996
00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:40,791
Do you think what
we're doing is wrong?
997
00:47:40,825 --> 00:47:43,228
Like, uh, the blackmail stuff?
998
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:44,930
You feel like it's wrong?
999
00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:46,831
The Thorne's are loaded rich.
1000
00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:48,733
What's twenty grand to them?
1001
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,335
They don't need that money.
1002
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:54,005
I'm just tryin' to live
between the ditches, you know?
1003
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,342
Night, Lar.
1004
00:47:58,009 --> 00:47:59,978
Yeah, goodnight.
1005
00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:25,971
Now get! Before I get my broom
and chase ya off my porch.
1006
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,046
Oh ho!
1007
00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:40,718
Larry : Blair, guess
what? Me and Rhonda-
1008
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,220
Blair : Screw?
1009
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,022
No, we didn't screw.
1010
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,690
We kissed.
1011
00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:48,093
Blair : Larry Constable
back on the horse, hey?
1012
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,627
Yeah, big time.
1013
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:50,804
Blair : Hey, a kiss doesn't
count as horny stuff.
1014
00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:53,531
I don't care if you count
that as horny stuff or not.
1015
00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:58,536
Oh man, but listen, her hair
smells so friggin' good.
1016
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:01,906
I'm pretty sure she's
the woman of my dreams.
1017
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:04,775
Shut up.
1018
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,478
Yes, it's worth the
drive for fish n' chips.
1019
00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:09,347
Okay, tapioca.
1020
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:12,016
Gavin [on TV}: World
famous 50 foot salad bar!
1021
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,118
No limit!
1022
00:49:13,151 --> 00:49:17,522
Homemade rolls, mussels,
pies and pastries.
1023
00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:19,023
And my favourite part,
1024
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:22,127
all the delicious Prince
Edward Island lobster
1025
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,361
you can eat.
1026
00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,030
Bust a gut today!
1027
00:49:30,868 --> 00:49:32,303
Larry: Wow!
1028
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:33,838
Spectacular!
1029
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:37,908
Beautiful.
1030
00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:39,844
Wow.
1031
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,646
Mr. Constable.
1032
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,148
Oh.
1033
00:49:43,181 --> 00:49:44,349
Thank you for coming.
1034
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,051
Some wicked view you have here!
1035
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:48,919
Oh, I see it so often I
barely even notice it anymore.
1036
00:49:49,887 --> 00:49:50,855
You like the ocean?
1037
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:51,856
Oh fuck yeah!
1038
00:49:51,889 --> 00:49:54,892
I love scenery too but
I'm not a big swimmer.
1039
00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:58,829
I hate jellyfish and, uh,
seaweed brings me down.
1040
00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:01,866
Mm, I can't imagine a
day not getting wet.
1041
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:05,403
So you're-you're a
big swimmer then?
1042
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:12,377
You strike me as a rough and
tumble sort, Mr. Constable.
1043
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,513
The type of fellow who's not
afraid of bumpin' into corners.
1044
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:17,014
Ha. Well, that's me.
1045
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:18,092
You nailed it.
You got me pegged.
1046
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,018
Nicole: Oh.
1047
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:22,196
There's the couch.
1048
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,189
Nicole: Mhm.
1049
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,723
Hello.
1050
00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:33,264
Why don't you come over
here and sit beside me?
1051
00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:35,066
Larry: Sit? Yep,
I can do that.
1052
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,601
No problem.
1053
00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:39,904
Hm.
1054
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,474
Closer.
1055
00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:45,910
Don't mind if I do.
1056
00:50:54,585 --> 00:51:00,585
So, my husband hired you
to snoop on Glenn Misener.
1057
00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:05,029
Something about a black market
lobster buyer, is that it?
1058
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:06,797
Must be nice eating
lobster every night.
1059
00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:07,798
Hm, I wouldn't know.
1060
00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:09,634
I'm deathly allergic to seafood.
1061
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,969
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Ah, that's a sin.
1062
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,138
Hm.
1063
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,805
Do you wanna know
why I asked you here?
1064
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,841
Yes please. I
haven't the foggiest.
1065
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,711
I'm being blackmailed,
Mr. Constable.
1066
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:25,650
And I want you to find out
who the blackmailer is.
1067
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,819
Do you know who,
who's doing that or?
1068
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,889
I found this note on my deck.
1069
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:34,992
Yeah.
1070
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:36,327
Wow. This is, wow.
1071
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:37,828
Brazen right on the deck.
1072
00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:40,198
Mmhmm, right out there.
1073
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,066
Twenty thousand?
1074
00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:44,001
Geez, that's a sin
is what that is.
1075
00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:45,336
A sin.
1076
00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:46,704
Rotten arseholes.
1077
00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:48,373
Arseholes?
1078
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,775
So this is the work of
more than one person?
1079
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,379
That's just a figure of speech.
1080
00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,746
This is more likely the,
1081
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:58,048
the work of a
lone-wolf arsehole.
1082
00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,584
Hm.
1083
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:03,488
Larry: Mrs. Thorne, have
you spoken with this, uh,
1084
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:05,756
confused individual?
1085
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,292
Mm.
1086
00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:11,929
Last night it was a woman
trying to disguise her voice.
1087
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,598
A local judging
by the vernacular.
1088
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,601
And the number traced
back to a payphone.
1089
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,935
Larry: Uh huh?
1090
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,203
Mmhmm?
1091
00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:23,641
And "bangin' pissers" refers
to my friendship with Glenn.
1092
00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:26,711
It's all just fun and games,
1093
00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:29,480
but my husband and I are going
through a very messy divorce
1094
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:31,349
and those photos
could be costly.
1095
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,319
He's impotent.
1096
00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:36,887
My husband.
1097
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:39,790
Hmm.
1098
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:41,226
You okay?
1099
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,528
Larry: Yeah, a feather
just blew by my nose.
1100
00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:46,964
And Glenn is a nymphomaniac.
1101
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,799
Sex means nothing
to him emotionally.
1102
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:49,800
And I like it that way.
1103
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,836
And plus he's really good at it.
1104
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,340
Mrs. Thorne, what
I suggest is...
1105
00:52:58,243 --> 00:52:59,410
pay it?
1106
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:01,522
Maybe just pay the money and
then you don't have to have
1107
00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:02,647
all this mess in your hair?
1108
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,249
Maybe I don't mind
having a mess in my hair.
1109
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,951
Larry: Or don't. I wouldn't.
1110
00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:07,952
No way.
1111
00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:09,387
Get outta here jerks.
1112
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,256
Jerk. Just one jerk.
1113
00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:18,262
Ah, Mr. Constable,
1114
00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:22,467
I want the identity
of the blackmailer,
1115
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,103
the photos and the files.
1116
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:30,107
If you succeed, how does
$20,000 sound for your troubles?
1117
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,776
$20,000?
- Mmhmm.
1118
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:35,413
That, I like that
price of money cost.
1119
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,415
Mrs. Thorne, I want you
to know that I am, uh,
1120
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:40,084
sensitive to these
delicate, uh, situations.
1121
00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:43,754
I recently saw a man
smash a casserole dish.
1122
00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:44,789
No!
1123
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,457
Yeah, he did.
1124
00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:50,928
Mm, craft beer hoppy again.
1125
00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:52,630
How do they do it?
1126
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:54,665
Mr. Constable?
1127
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:55,833
Mmhmm?
1128
00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:58,302
This arrangement stays
between the two of us.
1129
00:53:58,303 --> 00:53:59,604
Is that understood?
1130
00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:01,472
I'll give it a-a
lick and a prayer.
1131
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,209
Is that all?
1132
00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:08,045
That's just an old,
uh, stupid expression
1133
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,014
my grandma would say.
1134
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,215
She's sick.
1135
00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:15,686
Um, Mrs. Thorne, may I ask
you, uh, a personal question?
1136
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,055
Please call me Nicole.
1137
00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:22,026
How much did those big
windows set ya back?
1138
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,728
Can I look out them again?
1139
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:27,197
Imagine paying that
much for windows?!
1140
00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:29,099
Who are you, Lionel Richie?
1141
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:30,200
And Blair was right,
1142
00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:32,937
Luke Thorne does
have a limp pecker!
1143
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:36,707
I can't believe this
is no limit lobster!
1144
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:39,377
I can't believe tourists pay
fifty bucks for this crap!
1145
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,612
Uh, ahem, excuse me!
1146
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,414
Limp pecker's paying.
1147
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:46,384
Well, what about that
$20,000 from Nicole Thorne?
1148
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,753
Your soft serve machine
is paid for, Rhonda!
1149
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,555
We're the blackmailers, Lar.
1150
00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:52,557
What are we gonna do,
turn ourselves in?
1151
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:53,758
Right.
1152
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,926
I do like your manifestin'
approach, though.
1153
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,429
Jump first, manifest
the landin' later.
1154
00:54:58,463 --> 00:54:59,897
Really?
1155
00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:01,265
You think she's onto us?
1156
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,067
Nooo, no chance at all.
1157
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,470
I used my skills of
deception to make her go,
1158
00:55:05,503 --> 00:55:07,004
"Huh? What?"
1159
00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:11,376
I knew she was bluffin'
about the open marriage.
1160
00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:13,611
You know what?
1161
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:17,181
Those dirty pictures are worth
way more than twenty grand now.
1162
00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:20,217
Oh! I almost forgot what
I found earlier today.
1163
00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:30,895
What's Tater Dater?
1164
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,005
Rhonda: It's computer dating.
1165
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:33,163
Lookit, that's her,
1166
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,398
that's Junior.
1167
00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:37,234
You're doing this computer
dating stuff then?
1168
00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:38,402
Rhonda: I went on a few dates
1169
00:55:38,403 --> 00:55:41,205
but it was full of
weirdos and cousins.
1170
00:55:42,106 --> 00:55:44,742
Oh my God.
1171
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,544
It's the fella from the TV.
1172
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:47,688
Rhonda: Yeah,
that's the owner.
1173
00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:48,946
That's Gavin MacDonald.
1174
00:55:48,979 --> 00:55:51,882
Larry: Black market
buyer suspect number one.
1175
00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:54,552
You need piles of lobster
to keep this place goin'!
1176
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,121
It's no limit!
1177
00:55:58,589 --> 00:55:59,890
What do we have here?
1178
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:07,632
And how's the attractive
couple doing tonight?
1179
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,469
Enjoy your lobster.
1180
00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,972
You know, my favourite
part's the tail.
1181
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,142
And I looove butter.
1182
00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:20,177
Mmm mmm mmm.
1183
00:56:25,683 --> 00:56:27,618
Rhonda: Geezus, Larry.
1184
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:29,654
Look at the address,
49 Wild Wood Road.
1185
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:31,188
Yeah.
1186
00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:34,291
That's the Thorne Cottage!
1187
00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:35,526
Oh yeah!
1188
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,670
C'mon, let's get outta here.
1189
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,295
Well, what about the
lemon meringue pie?
1190
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:39,640
I know a better
place for dessert.
1191
00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:40,665
Come on!
1192
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:42,967
Come on!
1193
00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:50,908
See what happens
1194
00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:53,478
when you don't go with the
top-of-the-line machine?
1195
00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:55,345
It's not as creamy
as it should be.
1196
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:57,915
Tastes pretty creamy to me.
1197
00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,621
Can I ask you a question, Lar?
1198
00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:08,492
You ever wish you had kids?
1199
00:57:08,493 --> 00:57:12,396
Larry: I never really thought of
myself as, like, the dad type.
1200
00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:14,632
You know, too many
big dreams to chase.
1201
00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:16,133
Yeah, me too.
1202
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,635
Probably too late
for me now anyway.
1203
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,303
Yeah, menopause, eh?
1204
00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:20,304
Ah, damn.
1205
00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:21,572
Rhonda: Menopause?
1206
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,407
No, not menopause.
1207
00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:24,942
I'm too young for that!
1208
00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:26,911
Jeezus, old hag here!
1209
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,946
Look out I'm havin' a hot flash!
1210
00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,016
I mean, I'm not even
sure I can get pregnant.
1211
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,328
I hardly used a rubber
a day in my life.
1212
00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:37,521
And then when I was in my 20s
I had a blood clot in my leg
1213
00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:38,923
from the pill.
1214
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,592
Not that there was
that much hanky panky.
1215
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:43,594
I mean, there was a lot.
1216
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:46,263
When I was 19, I
got a vasectomy.
1217
00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:48,933
You got a vasectomy
when you were 19?!
1218
00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,301
Yeah, I didn't want the burden
of it weighing on my head
1219
00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:54,304
as I went out on the
town sowin' my wild oats.
1220
00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,975
Lar, big stud muffin
sowin' your wild oats.
1221
00:57:58,008 --> 00:58:00,310
You sowed your wild oats
pretty good too, huh?
1222
00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:02,547
Yeah.
1223
00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:06,684
Actually, I didn't lose
my virginity until, uh,
1224
00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:09,219
I met Brenda when I was 23.
1225
00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:11,188
And I haven't been on a
date in the three years
1226
00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:12,289
since we split.
1227
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,759
It's funny, life
doesn't always work out
1228
00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:16,293
the way you plan it.
1229
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:20,230
I wish I saw signs back in the
day that could've helped me,
1230
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:23,033
but maybe I wasn't
paying attention.
1231
00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:25,570
Signs can sometimes
be tough to see.
1232
00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:28,472
You got a quarter, Lar?
1233
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,575
I don't know, Rhonda.
1234
00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:34,111
This seems kinda... crazy.
1235
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:36,581
Signs, Lar! We gotta
follow the signs!
1236
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:38,582
We're gonna pit
hubby versus wife.
1237
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:39,950
You got a quarter?
1238
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:43,588
Uh, yeah, in my pocket.
1239
00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:44,589
Here?
1240
00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,058
It tickles.
1241
00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,059
Yeah.
1242
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:51,461
Okay, Luke Thorne's
number, please.
1243
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:53,130
It's over there.
1244
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,601
Geez Louise, you got some
shit in your pockets, Lar.
1245
00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:59,904
Wait, Luke Thorne is my client.
1246
00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,471
I could lose my PI licence.
1247
00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:04,408
We're about to manifest some
life changin' money here, Lar.
1248
00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,618
Luke: Luke Thorne.
1249
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:18,522
Um, g'day there big rig.
1250
00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,024
What's on the stir tonight?
1251
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,258
Luke : Who is this?
1252
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:24,061
Well, I might as well be
your guardian fuckin' angel.
1253
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,664
I got some very
discreet information
1254
00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:29,033
you might wanna
get your paws on.
1255
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,334
Luke: Yeah?
1256
00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:31,669
Like what?
1257
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:33,637
Well, that's gonna cost ya.
1258
00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,239
Luke : Cost me, huh?
1259
00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,007
Why don't you gimme a hint?
1260
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,676
All right, here's a hint for ya,
1261
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:41,846
it involves your
la-de-fuckin'-da wife.
1262
00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:43,180
Luke: My wife?
1263
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,548
What about my wife?
1264
00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:48,886
Well let's just say,
"Hanky panky, Mr. Wanky.
1265
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,520
Luke : Hanky panky, Mr. Wanky?
1266
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,189
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1267
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,190
What do you know about my wife?
1268
00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:55,425
Hey, rich jerk.
1269
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:56,694
Luke: Holy fuck.
1270
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:59,029
Do you like ice cream?
1271
00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:00,097
Luke: Who is this?
1272
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,532
What's your favourite flavour?
1273
01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:03,801
Dickweed Delight?
1274
01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:05,211
Luke: You don't know
who you're fucking with!
1275
01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:06,737
Assberry?
1276
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,105
Luke: Oh, that's funny.
1277
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:09,874
You're a comedian, huh?
1278
01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:10,875
Fartmellow?
1279
01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,376
Luke: Jesus Christ.
1280
01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:15,713
I am gonna fucken kill you
when I get my hands on you.
1281
01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:19,216
Hey, listen to me, you.
1282
01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:22,086
When the cat's away,
the mice will play.
1283
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,263
Luke: What the hell
does that mean?
1284
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,288
Meow, meow!
1285
01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,289
Luke: What does that mean?
1286
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:26,724
Forty grand for the goods!
1287
01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,092
Uh, and believe me,
1288
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,294
what I got is worth
more than that to you,
1289
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:32,730
Mr. Soon-To-Be-Divorcee.
1290
01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:34,098
Luke: Divorcee?
1291
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,399
Who the fuck is this?
1292
01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:36,566
And if you won't pay,
1293
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,903
maybe your
la-de-fuckin'-da wife will.
1294
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,070
Luke: Not a fuckin' dime.
1295
01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,438
Await further instructions!
1296
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,740
Luke: I'm gonna
fuckin'rip your-
1297
01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,175
Ooh, that went good!
1298
01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:47,745
What's next?
1299
01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:50,247
You're nuts.
1300
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,916
Thank you.
1301
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,417
♪ You broke my heart
1302
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:55,920
♪ Yeah, you tore it in two
1303
01:00:55,953 --> 01:00:59,824
♪ Since you've been gone
I've been packing on a few
1304
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:01,658
♪ Don't know what
you've been doing
1305
01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:03,994
♪ But I'm packin' on a few
1306
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:08,032
♪ Woo
1307
01:01:10,234 --> 01:01:14,338
♪ Emotional eater
in a love torn zoo ♪
1308
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,044
♪ Don't know what
you've been doing
1309
01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:22,212
♪ But I'm packing on a few
1310
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:24,514
♪ Ooh
1311
01:01:24,548 --> 01:01:28,752
♪ Ooh, ooh
1312
01:01:32,556 --> 01:01:34,758
♪ Don't know what
you've been doing
1313
01:01:34,759 --> 01:01:38,362
♪ But I'm packing on a few
1314
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,431
Woo!
1315
01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:44,034
That was so good!
- Oh yeah?
1316
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:46,270
Well that's an original
that I'm writing
1317
01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:50,407
about gaining weight
after a break up.
1318
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,609
I didn't know you
were artsy fartsy!
1319
01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:53,878
I'm not.
1320
01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:55,045
Rhonda: You are!
1321
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:58,248
A talented musician,
you're a photographer
1322
01:01:58,282 --> 01:02:00,784
with an eye for
landscapes and nudes.
1323
01:02:00,785 --> 01:02:02,419
I mean, look at these!
1324
01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,989
You could frame and
sell these beauties!
1325
01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:07,792
Larry: Yeah, well,
so could you, Rhonda.
1326
01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:10,460
If you sold your seafood
chowder at your store,
1327
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:12,462
you would become a millionaire.
1328
01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:14,131
Rhonda: Ha.
1329
01:02:14,164 --> 01:02:15,833
Oh, is that your vision board?
1330
01:02:17,201 --> 01:02:19,536
Oh, that's not finished yet.
1331
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,637
Sorry.
1332
01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,339
I need to keep it under
the bed for a bit.
1333
01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:23,874
Okay.
1334
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:25,876
Thanks.
1335
01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:39,990
Junior.
1336
01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:42,159
Junior is our blackmailer.
1337
01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,428
That way you can turn her in,
1338
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,032
and we can get our money.
1339
01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:52,402
You're always one step
ahead, aren't you, Rhonda?
1340
01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:57,741
♪ Start to feel all right
1341
01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:03,347
♪ Just after midnight
1342
01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:07,584
I had fun with you tonight, Lar.
1343
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,755
♪ And it's a new day tonight ♪
1344
01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:14,524
One time, Brenda and I rented
a motel room like this.
1345
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:19,596
♪ Heard it all before
1346
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:23,467
Alright, um, I'm gonna blast.
1347
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,469
I got an early day in
the store tomorrow.
1348
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:30,640
♪ 'Cause it's true that
it's a new day tonight ♪
1349
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:37,014
Fuck Blair!
1350
01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:39,116
G'day, g'day, g'day!
1351
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,117
Luke: Larry.
1352
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,485
How are ya, Mr. Thorne?
1353
01:03:41,518 --> 01:03:42,619
Luke: What's the status?
1354
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,188
Yeah, case is going wicked good.
1355
01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:46,690
Making large progress. Large.
1356
01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:55,465
Rhonda: Rhonda
Perry. P-E-R-R-Y.
1357
01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,667
Uh huh, and that's
the Super Deluxe 6,000
1358
01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:59,036
soft serve machine.
1359
01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:01,038
So that $1,000 goes
on the credit card
1360
01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:02,482
and then the rest
is due on delivery?
1361
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,208
Two days?
1362
01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:06,252
Salesman: Top of the line
machine, you'll want 'er quick.
1363
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,244
Yeah.
1364
01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:08,778
Okay, thank you.
1365
01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:11,781
Yeah, it's gonna
be a game changer!
1366
01:04:11,815 --> 01:04:13,717
Oh, yes.
- Okay, bye.
1367
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,252
Salesman: All right, goodbye.
1368
01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:23,928
Oh, g'day!
1369
01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,430
How are you today?
1370
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,401
Rhonda: It's squeaky.
1371
01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:34,271
I gotta put a drop
of oil on that.
1372
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,473
I know, it just squeaks.
1373
01:04:53,790 --> 01:04:55,292
Very good.
1374
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,461
Fun night planned?
1375
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,997
Lovely bottle of wine,
compliments to the lady.
1376
01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:02,332
Yeah.
1377
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,034
And um...
1378
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:10,874
Oh, the rubbers?
1379
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,976
Don't be shy.
1380
01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:15,021
You're not the first person
in here today to buy rubbers
1381
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,014
and you won't be the last.
1382
01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:18,615
You want three or six?
1383
01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:20,717
Six.
1384
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,419
Rhonda: Okay, six.
1385
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,554
Better to have too
many than too few, hey?
1386
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:27,757
I could tell you were a
six pack of rubbers lady.
1387
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:31,595
Okay, uh, we got,
um, Extra Ribbed
1388
01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:35,199
or Double Sensation
1389
01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:36,700
or Natural Feeling?
1390
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:37,767
Nicole: I don't care.
1391
01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:39,436
Just pick one.
1392
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:43,373
Let's go with, uh,
Double Sensation.
1393
01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:47,044
I guess-I guess that one's
meant to feel like two dicks,
1394
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,545
'cause what's better
than one dick?
1395
01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:51,381
Hey, two.
1396
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:53,450
Okay, $63.80 please.
1397
01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:56,220
Go ahead there now.
1398
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,724
Hey, you had enough
in that account.
1399
01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:03,093
Went through, yo.
1400
01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,036
Take 'er light!
1401
01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:31,855
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1402
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:42,732
Larry: Well, Mr. Thorne, my
philosophy about cases is this:
1403
01:06:42,766 --> 01:06:44,834
Build a sturdy foundation
1404
01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:46,503
'cause without a
good foundation,
1405
01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:48,172
what happens to the house?
1406
01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:50,340
Crumbles into the dirt.
1407
01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:52,676
Was my, uh, dog in there?
1408
01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,077
Fuck your foundation, Larry!
1409
01:06:54,078 --> 01:06:55,712
What's Glenn been up to?
1410
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,118
Ah, fuck ya!
1411
01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:03,287
Fuck sakes!
1412
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:08,758
Larry, I'm paying you a
lot of fuckin' money, okay?
1413
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,094
So what the hell you been doing?
1414
01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,661
Every day this shit goes on,
1415
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,663
I'm losing thousands of dollars.
1416
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:14,964
Do you get that?
1417
01:07:14,998 --> 01:07:17,267
Yeah, well that's why I'm
working my bag off for you.
1418
01:07:17,301 --> 01:07:18,611
I'm not gonna have a
bag left by the time
1419
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:19,603
I'm done with this case.
1420
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:21,171
Larry.
- I need my bag.
1421
01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:24,441
Larry, have you seen Glenn
up to anything suspicious?
1422
01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:25,442
Anything at all?
1423
01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:26,610
Nope.
1424
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:29,713
But, uh, I'm digging.
I'm doing some diggin'.
1425
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:33,283
Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, well, yeah.
1426
01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:34,527
All right, well
there's another reason
1427
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,620
I wanted to see you
here today, Larry.
1428
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,655
I got a strange phone
call last night.
1429
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:41,458
Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
1430
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:44,294
Some fuckin' goof is trying
to extort me for 40 grand.
1431
01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:47,331
Said that they have information
that I might be interested in
1432
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,166
about Nicole.
1433
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:52,969
Well, there's something, uh,
we have in common, Mr. Thorne.
1434
01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:54,804
You see, I'm a recently
divorced man myself-
1435
01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,306
Divorce?!
1436
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,641
Who said divorce, Larry?
1437
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,309
Tell me who used that word, huh?
1438
01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:00,510
Who?!
- N-n-n-no one!
1439
01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:02,479
I just, it's a rumour
1440
01:08:02,512 --> 01:08:05,882
I heard at the Legion,
some old lady, curly hair.
1441
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,551
She was ordering a scotch.
1442
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:08,885
She's full of shit.
1443
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,221
Larry, I am a rich man,
1444
01:08:11,255 --> 01:08:12,556
a powerful man.
1445
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,225
And if you don't figure
this out by tomorrow,
1446
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:17,160
I'm gonna fuckin' bury you!
1447
01:08:17,161 --> 01:08:18,161
Get out!
1448
01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:19,596
Get out, Larry.
1449
01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:21,265
Get the fuck out!
1450
01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:25,302
Rhonda: He just left
you on the course?
1451
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:26,570
What a fuckin' dick!
1452
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:27,571
Larry: Yeah, I know.
1453
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:29,439
He threw a total conniption fit,
1454
01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:30,774
tore a strip off of me
1455
01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:33,277
and then I had to walk
five miles all by myself
1456
01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:34,411
to the parking lot!
1457
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:35,912
Yeah, and now he's
threatening me!
1458
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,647
And I had to pay
my own green fee!
1459
01:08:37,681 --> 01:08:39,182
I don't have that kinda dough!
1460
01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:41,618
Who do I look like,
Captain Richman?
1461
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:43,663
Rhonda: Well, Nicole Thorne
came in here this morning
1462
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:44,930
buying supplies
for a screw party
1463
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,766
and recognized my voice
from the blackmail call!
1464
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,924
What?
- Yeah.
1465
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:48,958
"Take 'er light."
1466
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,994
What a fuckin' idiot, Rhonda!
1467
01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:52,796
No, Rhonda.
1468
01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:54,431
She's onto us, Lar!
1469
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,433
I can't believe this
happened just after I ordered
1470
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,302
the Super Deluxe 6000!
1471
01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,438
Wait, what?
1472
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:04,207
You-you already ordered
the soft serve machine?
1473
01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:06,676
Yeah, I cranked it up to
manifestin' level five:
1474
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:07,711
Take action!
1475
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,513
It's coming in two days.
1476
01:09:09,546 --> 01:09:11,748
Rhonda, you're
manifesting too fast.
1477
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,016
Hang on.
1478
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:14,751
I recognize that muffler.
1479
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,122
That's Junior! That's Junior!
1480
01:09:23,059 --> 01:09:24,728
What do we do?
1481
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:27,731
I know what we're
gonna fuckin' do.
1482
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:29,933
I know what we're
gonna fuckin' do.
1483
01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:32,869
Here ya go.
1484
01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:33,870
Huh?
1485
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:35,038
Off you go.
- Is this a-
1486
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:36,440
It is a cap gun
for intimidation.
1487
01:09:36,473 --> 01:09:37,541
She's a killer, Larry.
1488
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:38,542
You said so yourself.
1489
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:40,076
Get in your car!
1490
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:41,445
Off you go!
1491
01:09:41,478 --> 01:09:43,480
Okay, all right.
1492
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:50,420
Come on, Junior.
1493
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,422
Come on, Junior.
1494
01:10:00,297 --> 01:10:01,931
For fuck sake.
1495
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,304
How are you today, Junior?
1496
01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:08,405
Awesome!
1497
01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:09,806
Scorcher, huh?
1498
01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:12,909
I'm just pickin'
up a few things.
1499
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:17,281
Hard at it?
1500
01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:19,949
I'm on vacation.
1501
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:25,088
And, um, I'm mourning
my dad, so no.
1502
01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:26,623
Nope.
1503
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,759
But yeah, but like, you know,
1504
01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:33,263
more-more spiritually
hard than physically.
1505
01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:34,940
Yeah, but we can feel
sadness in our bodies
1506
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:36,266
too though, hey?
1507
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:37,434
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
1508
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,135
I totally believe that.
1509
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:40,770
How's clam diggin'?
1510
01:10:40,804 --> 01:10:42,306
Clam digging?
1511
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,342
Oh, awesome.
1512
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,844
Awesome, I got some
big juicy boys.
1513
01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:49,313
Rhonda: Hm, nice, nice.
1514
01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:52,115
Junior: Yeah, yum.
1515
01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:53,158
You know, I had a thought,
1516
01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:54,627
maybe we should have
a special Hank day
1517
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:55,719
at the community hall.
1518
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,687
That way you can meet
all of his friends.
1519
01:10:58,555 --> 01:10:59,956
You bring the piss clams,
1520
01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:02,526
I'll bring the
sandwiches and squares.
1521
01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,594
Uh, that's so nice of you.
1522
01:11:04,628 --> 01:11:05,695
But I, I don't know,
1523
01:11:05,729 --> 01:11:07,864
I don't think Dad
would really like that.
1524
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:08,865
Yeah, forget it.
1525
01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:09,933
That was a stupid idea.
1526
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:12,369
Yeah, no, don't mind me.
1527
01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,237
Can I please see some ID?
1528
01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:17,574
ID? What?
1529
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,376
'Fraid so. For the beer.
1530
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:22,045
Anyone looks under 40
we have to ID 'em now.
1531
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:24,714
Liquor inspector came in
this morning. Crackin' down.
1532
01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:26,115
Junior: Under 40?
1533
01:11:26,149 --> 01:11:29,919
Okay, but you already
sold me beer, so, oops.
1534
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,063
Yeah, I don't make the rules,
1535
01:11:31,087 --> 01:11:32,055
I just follow 'em.
1536
01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:33,423
Sorry dear.
1537
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:35,592
I'll need to see
some ID is the thing.
1538
01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:38,094
Come on!
1539
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,763
I'm totally of age!
1540
01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:50,974
This is total BS!
1541
01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:55,779
Fact: I'm big mad right now!
1542
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,981
Big mad.
1543
01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:02,686
Little rat.
1544
01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:13,062
Ugh.
1545
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,665
Don't even think about it.
1546
01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:18,678
What? I'm not a bad guy.
- Don't kill me, man.
1547
01:12:18,702 --> 01:12:20,069
Don't kill me!
- I'm not a bad guy.
1548
01:12:20,103 --> 01:12:21,738
Please, please!
- This is not real.
1549
01:12:24,207 --> 01:12:25,675
What are you doing store lady?
1550
01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:27,176
Hello Junior.
1551
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:29,546
Or should I say Joanne?!
1552
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,214
What? How do you know my name?
1553
01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:33,417
Dude, are you like
a psychic or...?
1554
01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:38,555
Oh shit, you're on Tater Dater.
1555
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:39,923
No way.
1556
01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,124
Why haven't we matched yet?
1557
01:12:41,157 --> 01:12:44,428
Uh, maybe 'cause I don't
swipe right on murderers.
1558
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:46,195
You murdered Hank from Hamilton!
1559
01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:47,440
Junior: No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
1560
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:48,532
Don't you lie to me!
1561
01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:50,199
We got the pictures to prove it!
1562
01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:53,436
Larry: How could you bury
someone in the ground?
1563
01:12:53,437 --> 01:12:55,071
You make me sick!
1564
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:56,706
I did not kill Hank.
1565
01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,951
You like driving around with
old dead fellas in the trunk,
1566
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:00,577
do ya, Junior?
- No!
1567
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:02,245
I did not kill Hank.
1568
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:05,849
I did drive around with
him in the trunk though.
1569
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,617
You murdered him in cold blood.
1570
01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:08,618
You stole his wallet.
1571
01:13:08,652 --> 01:13:09,853
You stole his car.
1572
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,120
You buried him in the ground
1573
01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,622
and now you're living
in his cottage!
1574
01:13:12,656 --> 01:13:13,990
Gorgeous spot.
1575
01:13:14,023 --> 01:13:15,525
Gorgeous.
- It is nice.
1576
01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:16,960
Pretendin' to be his kid,
1577
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,863
havin' a wicked ass
awesome summer in PEI.
1578
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,466
How am I doing so far, Junior?
1579
01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:24,000
Okay.
1580
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:29,005
My name is Joanne and I'm
from North Bay, Ontario.
1581
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,875
I was hitchhiking
to Bliss Jam Fest
1582
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,977
in Nova Scotia.
1583
01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:37,146
It's like, the biggest
jam band fest in Canada.
1584
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,983
Bullshit!
- What's a jam band?
1585
01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,651
Hank picks me up,
1586
01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:44,688
says he's going out east and
he can take me the whole way.
1587
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,156
Score. And then we
stop at a motel.
1588
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:51,495
Larry: Did you offer him favours
in exchange for other favours
1589
01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:53,497
Do you guys get what I'm saying?
1590
01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:54,531
Like sex?
- Yeah.
1591
01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:55,899
No Larry, Hank wouldn't do that.
1592
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:57,834
Come on.
- No way, dude.
1593
01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:59,503
No, dude's old.
- Why not?
1594
01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:00,904
What do you mean?
- He's like 60!
1595
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,573
Ugh.
- Anyway, next morning,
1596
01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:05,975
old guy is dead in his bed.
1597
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:07,744
Just died in his sleep.
1598
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,512
Like, I freaking swear to God!
1599
01:14:09,513 --> 01:14:12,749
Did Hank die in his bed
because of a nightmare?
1600
01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:14,584
Junior: And I had
a panic moment.
1601
01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:17,787
I put him in the trunk of
the car and I drove here.
1602
01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:22,926
You do seem too stunned to
be the ruthless killer type.
1603
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,928
So, like, are you guys
gonna tell the cops
1604
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,363
about my Hank in
the trunk situation?
1605
01:14:29,533 --> 01:14:31,300
Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
1606
01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:34,170
We're manifestin' some
pretty big dreams right now.
1607
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,538
Junior: What?!
1608
01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,674
Dude, no way!
1609
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:40,276
I'm like way into manifesting!
1610
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,611
Wow, okay.
1611
01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:45,281
So can you guys alter your
vibrational level yet?
1612
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:47,684
What-what consciousness
paradigm are you using?
1613
01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,020
Um...
1614
01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:54,691
You like pretending to be
other people, don't you Junior?
1615
01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:56,325
You're gonna be our blackmailer.
1616
01:14:56,359 --> 01:14:57,961
Welcome to Hollywood.
1617
01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,563
Larry: It's showtime!
1618
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:09,438
Mrs. Thorne.
1619
01:15:10,807 --> 01:15:12,308
Mr. Constable.
1620
01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:16,212
Here is your blackmailer
in the stunned flesh.
1621
01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:17,747
That's Junior.
1622
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,083
You're my blackmailer?
1623
01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:23,586
Junior: I'm really sorry about
the blackmail and everything.
1624
01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:25,922
"Take 'er light!"
1625
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:26,956
Love saying it.
1626
01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,391
It's my, uh, catchphrase.
1627
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:29,392
Yeah.
- Yeah.
1628
01:15:29,425 --> 01:15:31,294
And your downfall, goof bag.
1629
01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:33,963
Take 'er light!
- Oh yeah, mhm.
1630
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:35,899
Sorry, I thought you
were someone else.
1631
01:15:35,932 --> 01:15:37,901
Please take mercy
on her, Mrs. Thorne.
1632
01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:39,402
You see, she's in mourning.
1633
01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:41,747
Larry: Yeah, her
father just passed.
1634
01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:43,406
In fact, your neighbour Hank.
1635
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:44,941
Yeah.
- Hank?
1636
01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:46,943
And death makes people
do crazy things.
1637
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,011
True.
1638
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:50,980
But, uh, she's learned
her lesson, right?
1639
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,415
Yeah.
1640
01:15:52,448 --> 01:15:53,650
Yeah, I sure have.
1641
01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:55,618
Larry: Well, uh,
photos, files.
1642
01:15:55,619 --> 01:15:56,619
That's everything.
1643
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:57,620
No copies made.
1644
01:15:57,621 --> 01:16:00,089
That's the Larry
Constable guarantee.
1645
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:03,960
And, uh, now the,
uh, the $20,000.
1646
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,329
Nicole: I'm sorry,
Mr. Constable.
1647
01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:08,531
I don't have the cash on me.
1648
01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:10,233
Can I pay you tomorrow?
1649
01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:11,334
Yeah.
1650
01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:13,737
No, I would prefer it if we...
1651
01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,673
You, huh?
1652
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:18,207
What?
1653
01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:23,847
I'm, um, having a little party.
1654
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,682
You should stay for a drink.
1655
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:27,684
I mean, we are neighbours now.
1656
01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:29,686
Fucking-A!
1657
01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:31,187
Yeah!
1658
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,689
Well, wait. Junior. I don't...
1659
01:16:32,722 --> 01:16:35,058
Oh, oh.
1660
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,093
Ah, take it easy on
her, Mrs. Thorne!
1661
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:53,076
Did she give you the money?
1662
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,543
No. Tomorrow she says.
1663
01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:55,544
Rhonda: Tomorrow?
1664
01:16:55,578 --> 01:16:56,713
She's stonewalling us.
1665
01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,447
You think so? I-I think
she's good for it.
1666
01:16:58,481 --> 01:17:01,384
No, it's a delay tactic, Lar.
1667
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:03,052
And you gave her the photos?
1668
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,821
Yes, I did.
1669
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:06,289
Yeah.
1670
01:17:06,322 --> 01:17:07,691
Shit!
1671
01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:09,458
Money first, then the evidence!
1672
01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:10,827
Right. Right.
1673
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:11,961
Next time!
1674
01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:13,797
Rhonda: Were those
the only copies?
1675
01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:15,999
Yeah, it's the Larry
Constable guarantee.
1676
01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,837
And where's Junior?
1677
01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:24,708
There's some sort of
shindig going on up there.
1678
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,509
Shindig? No, Larry.
1679
01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:27,811
That's the sex party!
1680
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,012
Sex party!
1681
01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,980
Remember from Lobster Suppers,
1682
01:17:31,014 --> 01:17:32,849
"I love butter."
1683
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:34,517
I saw him there!
1684
01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:37,821
Rhonda, I'm sorry.
1685
01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,156
I can't think straight
when I'm with you. I...
1686
01:17:40,189 --> 01:17:42,358
You gotta get them
horny photos back, Lar!
1687
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:44,894
I got a soft serve machine
comin' in two days!
1688
01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:47,997
You're goin' in.
1689
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:48,998
Me?!
1690
01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:50,566
Why? But Nicole-
1691
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:51,734
We got an invitation!
1692
01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:52,735
You went to school for this!
1693
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:53,736
Just use your training!
1694
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:54,737
Arms up!
1695
01:17:54,738 --> 01:17:55,738
It was the most
extensive training
1696
01:17:55,739 --> 01:17:57,540
I've ever done in my life!
1697
01:17:57,573 --> 01:17:59,575
But I'm not brave
like you, Rhonda.
1698
01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,747
Time to go full tilt boogie.
1699
01:18:24,768 --> 01:18:26,269
Larry: Rhonda, do you read me?
1700
01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,604
I read you, Lar, loud and clear.
1701
01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:30,639
I've established visual contact.
1702
01:18:32,976 --> 01:18:34,410
Hi.
1703
01:18:34,443 --> 01:18:37,947
Rhonda: Jesus. There's some horny
business going on in here, Lar.
1704
01:18:37,981 --> 01:18:39,482
Hor-ny.
1705
01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,520
You're gonna see a lot
of wieners and prunes.
1706
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,189
Some of them look really nice,
1707
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,523
but you can't get distracted!
1708
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,192
Okay, I see a snack tray.
1709
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,528
I'm heading over
to the snack tray.
1710
01:18:52,996 --> 01:18:54,330
Okay.
1711
01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:55,999
I'm taking a snack.
1712
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,069
Rhonda: I see you eating
items from the snack tray.
1713
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,705
Okay.
1714
01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:04,307
Nicole has Junior.
1715
01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:05,909
She's taking her somewhere.
1716
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:08,211
She's got the photos.
1717
01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:13,816
They're in the room
next to the kitchen.
1718
01:19:13,817 --> 01:19:14,884
Do you read?
1719
01:19:14,918 --> 01:19:17,253
They're in the room
next to the kitchen.
1720
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,557
Larry: Not gonna lie, Rhonda,
1721
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,227
these are delicious
cheese cubes.
1722
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,461
Mmm.
1723
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:27,463
Rhonda: Don't focus on
the cheese cubes, Lar.
1724
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,098
You got a job to do.
1725
01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:30,967
Okay, I'm eating a raisin now.
1726
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:37,073
Sweet raisins, mm.
1727
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,609
Rhonda: Forget the snacks!
1728
01:19:40,643 --> 01:19:43,446
A giant boner lobster
just walked in the room.
1729
01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:46,682
Man: Dunno what this is.
1730
01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:54,157
There's some sort of
a-a-a-a strap-on situation.
1731
01:19:54,190 --> 01:20:00,190
I believe what is known as, uh,
a pegging is about to happen.
1732
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:04,968
And, uh, everyone has gathered
to watch, so make your move.
1733
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:06,635
Search the house!
1734
01:20:08,704 --> 01:20:10,106
Hustle, Larry, faster!
- Whoa!
1735
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,507
Rhonda: Stop
watching the pegging!
1736
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,675
Yeah.
1737
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:22,694
Rhonda: Jesus Christ,
they're on the bed!
1738
01:20:22,718 --> 01:20:24,854
They're right in
front of you, Lar!
1739
01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:28,791
There are swingers
headed your way!
1740
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,693
And one of 'em is all bag!
1741
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,228
Get outta there!
1742
01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:46,575
Nice work, Lar!
1743
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:50,880
Some night.
1744
01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:52,715
Some night is right!
1745
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:54,383
I ate nine cheese cubes!
1746
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,853
You did so good tonight, Lar.
1747
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,388
Thanks.
1748
01:20:59,422 --> 01:21:02,358
I'm havin' a ball.
With you, I mean.
1749
01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:03,492
Me too!
1750
01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:05,461
I don't think I've had
this much fun in year!
1751
01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:07,596
Maybe even a decade or two.
1752
01:21:10,266 --> 01:21:12,235
What happened with
your ex, Brenda?
1753
01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:13,836
If that's okay?
1754
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:21,444
She cheated on me with our
boss at the deli counter.
1755
01:21:21,477 --> 01:21:26,282
I came home early from work
and I go into the bedroom
1756
01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:31,287
and, uh, they're both
in there having sex.
1757
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:36,492
Apparently that had been going
on behind my back for years.
1758
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:38,161
That's awful, Lar.
1759
01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:41,097
Yeah, but...
1760
01:21:41,130 --> 01:21:44,133
I only have a nightmare
about it once a week now
1761
01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:46,602
and that's progress for me.
1762
01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:49,605
We'll see tonight with
all the cheese I ate.
1763
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:52,208
But, uh, yeah, should be okay.
1764
01:21:55,511 --> 01:21:57,513
You wanna invite me
inside for a beer?
1765
01:21:58,481 --> 01:21:59,848
I don't know.
1766
01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:00,983
I'm pretty beat.
1767
01:22:00,984 --> 01:22:02,685
Large day.
1768
01:22:02,718 --> 01:22:06,889
And, uh, I should probably
hit the hay early and...
1769
01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:34,017
Ooooooh shit.
1770
01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:38,754
Okay.
1771
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:40,423
Don't blow this, Lar.
1772
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,765
Larry: The way you know
how to get yourself goin'.
1773
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:50,766
Wow.
1774
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,735
And the dirty talk!
1775
01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:54,403
I didn't know I had it in me!
1776
01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:56,139
It just blasted out of me.
1777
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,108
Was I good?
1778
01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:01,043
I feel rusty.
1779
01:23:01,044 --> 01:23:02,778
You're an unreal kisser!
1780
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,047
And you've got a real
way with your tongue!
1781
01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:06,182
A real way with my tongue?
1782
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,716
Mmhmm.
1783
01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:10,219
I didn't know that.
1784
01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:14,857
Rhonda, ever since I first
saw you in the store,
1785
01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:17,526
I've had this crazy
feeling in my stomach,
1786
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:21,664
like I'm gonna barf,
but in a good way.
1787
01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:23,932
Like the barf
would be beautiful.
1788
01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:26,402
Do you know what I mean?
1789
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:28,771
Me too, Lar.
1790
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:33,876
Cool.
1791
01:23:37,913 --> 01:23:39,548
Gimme a sec.
1792
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:48,091
Oh shit!
1793
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:49,925
It's Junior!
1794
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,527
She's a hostage!
1795
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,096
What?
1796
01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:54,097
What do you mean?
1797
01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:58,267
Larry Constable?
This is the police.
1798
01:23:58,301 --> 01:23:59,402
Open up.
1799
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:01,104
They know about the blackmail!
1800
01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:02,538
How'd they find out!
1801
01:24:02,571 --> 01:24:04,240
I don't know!
1802
01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,675
Man: Ya can't
fuckin' run from us!
1803
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,019
G'day, g'day...
1804
01:24:18,654 --> 01:24:20,156
g'day?!
1805
01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:24,827
Ah, horny stuff.
1806
01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:30,633
Mm, fuck!
1807
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,869
Fuckin' chunks of lobster
meat spillin' out!
1808
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,805
There must be a full pound
of fuckin' lobster in this!
1809
01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:37,973
Oh yeah?
1810
01:24:38,006 --> 01:24:39,041
Interesting.
1811
01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:40,209
Fuck Blair,
1812
01:24:40,243 --> 01:24:41,710
why'd you come down here?
1813
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:43,879
This is my last day
to solve the case!
1814
01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:48,717
Mm, fuck! The tartar sauce!
1815
01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:50,253
Blair!
1816
01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:54,823
I'm kind of in the middle
of something big here.
1817
01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:56,325
It's my day off.
1818
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:59,662
Thought we could have a
little sippy sip golf golf.
1819
01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:00,829
Have a feed.
1820
01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:02,398
Larry: You think that's good?
1821
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,233
You gotta try Rhonda's chowder.
1822
01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:05,834
It's unreal!
1823
01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:09,238
Rhonda: He was right about
Luke Thorne's limp noodle.
1824
01:25:09,272 --> 01:25:12,308
Maybe the universe is tryin'
to tell us somethin' here, Lar.
1825
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,310
Anything you wanna
manifest, Blair?
1826
01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:15,844
Hm?
1827
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,781
Manifest.
1828
01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:21,650
Rhonda: Look, it's them!
1829
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:24,086
Okay, come on. We
gotta tail 'em!
1830
01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:25,788
What about a scoff here?
1831
01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:27,490
The scoff is not
the priority, Blair!
1832
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:28,491
What about golf?
1833
01:25:28,524 --> 01:25:31,093
I mean, are we in a panic?
1834
01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:33,195
We are in peak panic
mode right now!
1835
01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:35,664
Yes! We can golf
later! I promise. Fuck.
1836
01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,366
Let's go!
- Come on!
1837
01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:41,637
Blair: All right, I'm comin'.
1838
01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:44,840
Rhonda: Fishermen types.
1839
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:47,943
Black market lobster shit is
definitely goin' down here!
1840
01:25:47,976 --> 01:25:50,346
Larry: Fuck, Rhonda,
you're some smart.
1841
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:51,847
You didn't even
take the PI course.
1842
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,616
It just comes so natural to you.
1843
01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:55,218
Thanks Lar.
1844
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,353
Are we in
Timbuk-fucking-tu or what?
1845
01:25:57,386 --> 01:25:58,354
Shh!
1846
01:25:58,387 --> 01:25:59,855
Shut the fuck up, Blair!
- Get down!
1847
01:25:59,888 --> 01:26:01,290
Get down!
- What?
1848
01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:03,659
Larry: Jeez. Look.
1849
01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,261
Shhh. Whisper.
1850
01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:07,530
What's all the stir?
1851
01:26:07,563 --> 01:26:09,231
God Almighty!
- God, Blair!
1852
01:26:09,232 --> 01:26:10,866
You're shitty at whispering!
1853
01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:12,235
All the shoutin' and roarin'!
1854
01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:14,069
This is my big case, come on.
1855
01:26:14,102 --> 01:26:15,247
Blair: What are we looking at?
1856
01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:17,473
Here, here comes the
black market buyer.
1857
01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:27,082
Rhonda: She doesn't seem
like a hostage to me.
1858
01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:30,886
It's Nicole Thorne!
1859
01:26:30,919 --> 01:26:32,087
Nicole Thorne?!
1860
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,556
Who?
1861
01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:34,933
Rhonda: She's the
black market buyer!
1862
01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:37,726
She's got a wad of cash the
size of my friggin' head!
1863
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,262
Ah fuck.
1864
01:26:39,495 --> 01:26:41,597
I missed ten calls from Cathy.
1865
01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:44,500
Time to rescue Junior.
1866
01:26:45,601 --> 01:26:47,270
Full tilt boogie!
1867
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,908
Rhonda: Get on the
fuckin' ground!
1868
01:26:52,941 --> 01:26:53,942
Down, down!
- Jesus.
1869
01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,287
Rhonda: Get on the
fucking ground!
1870
01:26:55,311 --> 01:26:57,279
Get down! Get down!
1871
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,747
You too! You too, princess!
1872
01:26:58,781 --> 01:26:59,748
Get on the ground!
1873
01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:02,451
Down on the ground!
1874
01:27:02,485 --> 01:27:03,919
Don't you look at me!
1875
01:27:03,952 --> 01:27:06,021
She's serious.
1876
01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,656
Kinda hot.
1877
01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:09,992
If you value your dicks,
1878
01:27:10,025 --> 01:27:11,370
you will sit on
the fuckin' ground!
1879
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,396
Not you, Junior. Come
on! It's me, it's Rhonda.
1880
01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:14,397
Larry: Holy shit!
1881
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:15,398
Look at her go!
1882
01:27:15,431 --> 01:27:16,999
Rhonda: Don't look at me!
1883
01:27:17,032 --> 01:27:19,001
Don't you fuckin' look
at me, Uncle Carl!
1884
01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:20,503
Go, go, go!
1885
01:27:20,536 --> 01:27:21,504
Stay down!
1886
01:27:21,537 --> 01:27:22,905
Come on Blair, let's go!
1887
01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:24,258
All right, come on.
- Fuck, Jesus!
1888
01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:26,309
Don't forget your binoculars.
1889
01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:29,211
Oh, shit!
1890
01:27:29,312 --> 01:27:31,013
I can't find my keys!
1891
01:27:31,046 --> 01:27:33,516
'Cause you got too much
shit in yer pockets.
1892
01:27:35,718 --> 01:27:37,420
You stay back fishermen!
1893
01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:39,355
Stay the fuck back!
1894
01:27:39,388 --> 01:27:41,857
I will shoot your dicks off!
1895
01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:43,025
Stay the fuck back!
- Shit!
1896
01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:45,394
Jesus!
1897
01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:46,462
Come on, Vanderson.
1898
01:27:46,495 --> 01:27:47,706
Rhonda: We thought
you were a hostage!
1899
01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,399
Okay, well at first I wasn't
into fishing, ethically,
1900
01:27:50,433 --> 01:27:52,401
but then I was kind
of into it, you know?
1901
01:27:52,435 --> 01:27:53,769
Come on, Vanderson!
1902
01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:56,338
Junior: A thank
you is in order.
1903
01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:57,940
Would you go, go, go!
1904
01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:01,410
Larry: Yeah!
1905
01:28:01,444 --> 01:28:03,346
Blair: Can we stop
at the liquor store?
1906
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,149
Junior: Fuck you fishermen!
1907
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:08,951
Glenn: Who's yer...?
1908
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:11,354
Who's Yer Father.
1909
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:12,888
Cecil.
1910
01:28:14,156 --> 01:28:15,658
Who's Yer Father.
- Oh!
1911
01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:21,997
♪ I'm only drinkin'
when I'm golfin'
1912
01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:26,001
♪ But baby, I'm
golfin' every daaay
1913
01:28:26,034 --> 01:28:29,705
♪ I'm always thinkin'
about golfin'
1914
01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:34,376
♪ Maybe someday
I'll change my ways
1915
01:28:34,377 --> 01:28:36,178
♪ But I doubt it
1916
01:28:36,412 --> 01:28:38,380
How's your orgy
last night, Junior?
1917
01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:40,048
Fuck, you were at an orgy?!
1918
01:28:40,082 --> 01:28:41,216
Larry: I was too, Blair!
1919
01:28:41,249 --> 01:28:42,551
Day was large!
1920
01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:43,719
Large!
1921
01:28:43,752 --> 01:28:46,388
Hold on, are you sexually fluid?
1922
01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:47,990
Yeah, I am. Blair's not.
1923
01:28:48,023 --> 01:28:49,825
I'm fluid all over the place.
- Fuck off.
1924
01:28:49,858 --> 01:28:51,760
Like a spilled glass of milk.
1925
01:28:53,261 --> 01:28:54,763
Eighty-five grand!
1926
01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:56,999
Nice.
1927
01:28:57,032 --> 01:28:58,534
So, are we even?
1928
01:28:58,567 --> 01:29:00,403
Did you spill the
beans to Nicole?
1929
01:29:00,869 --> 01:29:02,871
Junior: What?
1930
01:29:02,905 --> 01:29:06,409
No! No. No way.
1931
01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:07,810
As if.
1932
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:10,579
C'mon, dudes you're
like my new friends.
1933
01:29:10,613 --> 01:29:12,247
Ah, to new friends.
1934
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,316
Yeah, new friends.
- New friends.
1935
01:29:14,417 --> 01:29:15,851
Shit.
1936
01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:19,788
So, like, you're not,
like, gonna call the cops?
1937
01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:22,257
Like, that's not
happening, right?
1938
01:29:22,290 --> 01:29:24,126
If you can get your
arse off this island
1939
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:26,261
by tomorrow morning,
1940
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,831
we'll keep our mouths
shut about Hank.
1941
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,599
I like, totally
won't call the cops
1942
01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:32,167
on you guys either.
1943
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,270
Like for the kidnapping
and blackmailing and stuff.
1944
01:29:35,303 --> 01:29:36,639
Thanks.
1945
01:29:36,672 --> 01:29:38,641
Here's your cut, Lar.
1946
01:29:38,674 --> 01:29:40,175
50/50 partners, remember?
1947
01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:45,113
The universe brought
this money to us, Lar.
1948
01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:46,715
You know what, Rhonda?
1949
01:29:47,315 --> 01:29:48,460
I want you to have
all the money.
1950
01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:49,452
What?
1951
01:29:49,485 --> 01:29:50,853
'Cause it was your
lifelong dream
1952
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,288
to have a soft serve machine.
1953
01:29:53,321 --> 01:29:55,190
No, I only got the
idea last week.
1954
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,192
But thanks!
1955
01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,128
Blair: Whoa. Unreal.
1956
01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:01,506
♪ I'm always thinking
about horny stuff ♪
1957
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,370
Larry: Shhh! Fuck Blair!
1958
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,334
Uh, Mr. Thorne?
1959
01:30:07,369 --> 01:30:08,637
Yessir.
1960
01:30:08,671 --> 01:30:10,138
Case is in the can.
1961
01:30:10,172 --> 01:30:13,175
Foxbush? Fifteen minutes?
1962
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:15,010
Let's do this!
1963
01:30:15,043 --> 01:30:16,545
Tapioca.
1964
01:30:17,713 --> 01:30:18,881
All right, Blair!
1965
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,683
We're hittin' the links
with the rich prick!
1966
01:30:20,716 --> 01:30:22,551
Told ya we'd be golfin' today!
1967
01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:25,220
Oh, barely enough
time to golf nine.
1968
01:30:35,363 --> 01:30:36,665
Be careful, Lar!
1969
01:30:36,699 --> 01:30:38,567
Hey, I got this!
1970
01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:43,772
Fuckin' next time there's
an orgy, ya call me.
1971
01:31:02,090 --> 01:31:03,267
All right, Larry,
this better be good.
1972
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:04,259
What do ya got for me?
1973
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,429
Where in the Christ
did my ball go?
1974
01:31:07,530 --> 01:31:08,430
Who the fuck is that guy?
1975
01:31:08,531 --> 01:31:09,798
Ah, that's Blair.
1976
01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,600
He's, uh, my operative.
1977
01:31:11,634 --> 01:31:13,802
I hire him for
really hard cases.
1978
01:31:13,836 --> 01:31:14,937
To help out, you know?
1979
01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:16,438
He's got eyes like a hawk.
1980
01:31:16,539 --> 01:31:18,173
Over by the tall tree, Blair!
1981
01:31:18,206 --> 01:31:19,541
Jesus!
1982
01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:21,610
Oh for fuck's sakes.
1983
01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:24,947
These are, uh, my
expenses, Mr. Thorne.
1984
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,348
I'm sorry, peak season.
1985
01:31:26,381 --> 01:31:28,450
But, uh, all justifiable.
1986
01:31:28,551 --> 01:31:32,020
And, uh, for the juicy
stuff that I'm sittin' on...
1987
01:31:32,054 --> 01:31:33,021
What do you mean?
1988
01:31:33,055 --> 01:31:34,022
What juicy stuff
are you sittin' on?
1989
01:31:34,056 --> 01:31:36,124
I can't fuckin' find it!
1990
01:31:36,158 --> 01:31:38,293
Drop a ball, Blair!
1991
01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:40,563
It's a $6 ball!
1992
01:31:41,864 --> 01:31:43,566
There it is!
1993
01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:48,036
Larry, you hidin'
something from me?
1994
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,412
Not hiding. Manifesting.
1995
01:31:58,380 --> 01:32:04,019
I'm sorry Mr. Thorne, but, uh, I
got some bad news unfortunately.
1996
01:32:04,052 --> 01:32:05,754
Your wife and, uh...
1997
01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:10,726
Nicole and Glenn?
The hick fisherman?
1998
01:32:10,759 --> 01:32:12,327
Yeah.
- What the fuck?
1999
01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:15,397
Your wife and Glenn
are banging pissers.
2000
01:32:15,430 --> 01:32:17,933
And, uh, apparently she's
the, uh, black market buyer.
2001
01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:19,968
And when you're
not at your cottage
2002
01:32:20,002 --> 01:32:23,605
they're throwing these wild
sex orgies that look awesome.
2003
01:32:23,606 --> 01:32:24,773
I'm sorry.
2004
01:32:24,807 --> 01:32:28,110
There's my little $6 baby.
2005
01:32:28,944 --> 01:32:29,978
Jesus Christ.
2006
01:32:30,012 --> 01:32:32,247
Larry: You know what, um,
2007
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:34,616
this book helped me
through some rough patches.
2008
01:32:34,617 --> 01:32:36,151
Maybe it could do
a trick for you.
2009
01:32:36,184 --> 01:32:38,486
"Revenge Life," yeah.
2010
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,789
Fuck your book, Larry!
2011
01:32:40,823 --> 01:32:44,092
Well, um, unfortunately
2012
01:32:44,126 --> 01:32:48,163
there is still the, uh,
matter of, uh, my expenses
2013
01:32:48,196 --> 01:32:50,032
that I would like
to have reimbursed.
2014
01:32:50,465 --> 01:32:52,100
I was never gonna
pay your expenses!
2015
01:32:52,134 --> 01:32:55,503
Or the 5,000 bonus,
you fuckin' dipshit!
2016
01:32:55,537 --> 01:33:00,308
Okay, Blair, stick
it on the green.
2017
01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:03,311
Let me ask you a question.
2018
01:33:05,714 --> 01:33:07,349
How long have you known?
2019
01:33:07,382 --> 01:33:09,852
How long have you known
about Nicole and Glenn?
2020
01:33:09,885 --> 01:33:10,919
Well- -How long?
2021
01:33:10,953 --> 01:33:14,356
It's complicated because,
uh, my case is fluid.
2022
01:33:14,389 --> 01:33:16,524
You know, like water goes
this way and that way.
2023
01:33:16,558 --> 01:33:19,661
Have you known about that the
whole fuckin' time, Larry?
2024
01:33:19,662 --> 01:33:21,072
Larry: It's like what
they say, you know,
2025
01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:24,099
when the-the cat's away,
the mice will play.
2026
01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:25,701
Yeah, yeah.
- Meow!
2027
01:33:25,734 --> 01:33:26,869
Now I get it.
2028
01:33:26,902 --> 01:33:28,103
Makes sense to me now.
2029
01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:29,905
You're the fucking
goof who called me!
2030
01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:31,707
You're the fucking
goof who called me
2031
01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:33,208
and tried to extort forty grand!
2032
01:33:33,241 --> 01:33:34,877
It was you, wasn't it, you fuck?
2033
01:33:34,910 --> 01:33:35,911
Wasn't it?
- Blair!
2034
01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,913
It was you, Larry! What
did I tell you, Larry?
2035
01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:39,915
Blair!
- What did I tell you?
2036
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:43,886
Don't you ever fuckin'
bullshit me, Larry!
2037
01:33:45,754 --> 01:33:47,823
Where the fuck did that go?
2038
01:33:58,767 --> 01:34:00,268
Oh shit!
2039
01:34:15,217 --> 01:34:16,819
Fore.
2040
01:34:16,852 --> 01:34:18,486
Rhonda: Oh, very sexy.
2041
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,322
A goatee, no moustache
and long hair.
2042
01:34:20,355 --> 01:34:21,532
And those thick, thick glasses.
2043
01:34:21,556 --> 01:34:22,825
I'd swipe right on him.
2044
01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:24,359
Yeah.
2045
01:34:24,927 --> 01:34:26,895
Hm, that's a nice sword!
2046
01:34:28,030 --> 01:34:29,597
I'd swipe right on him.
2047
01:34:35,437 --> 01:34:37,015
I mean, he do have that
nice big fish in his hands.
2048
01:34:37,039 --> 01:34:39,541
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2049
01:34:41,243 --> 01:34:42,845
My back teeth are floatin'.
2050
01:34:42,878 --> 01:34:44,379
I gotta pee.
2051
01:35:59,387 --> 01:36:00,889
Junior?
2052
01:36:03,191 --> 01:36:06,895
Oh, no, no, Rhonda,
you stunned arse!
2053
01:36:06,929 --> 01:36:08,130
Oh, no, no, no.
2054
01:36:08,163 --> 01:36:09,431
Oh God, no, no.
2055
01:36:09,464 --> 01:36:10,966
Oh no!
2056
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,668
Jesus. Fuck it's gone!
2057
01:36:20,475 --> 01:36:22,077
Junior took the money!
2058
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:23,078
She's gone.
- Huh?
2059
01:36:23,111 --> 01:36:24,612
What?
2060
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:27,615
We've got an even bigger
problem than that!
2061
01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:30,618
Dammit.
2062
01:36:35,357 --> 01:36:36,491
We're going to jail!
2063
01:36:36,524 --> 01:36:38,660
We're all fuckin'
going to prison!
2064
01:36:38,693 --> 01:36:39,938
You didn't mean
to kill him, Lar.
2065
01:36:39,962 --> 01:36:40,996
It was self-defence.
2066
01:36:41,029 --> 01:36:42,430
I-I didn't kill him!
2067
01:36:42,464 --> 01:36:45,000
Blair did! Blair killed him!
2068
01:36:45,033 --> 01:36:47,035
Blair saved your life
by the sounds of it.
2069
01:36:48,170 --> 01:36:52,140
Rhonda, why can't we
just go to the police
2070
01:36:52,174 --> 01:36:53,775
and tell them what happened?
2071
01:36:53,876 --> 01:36:55,143
Rhonda: Oh yeah, okay.
2072
01:36:55,177 --> 01:36:57,145
Well, good luck explainin'
our manifestin' journey
2073
01:36:57,179 --> 01:36:58,880
to the cops, Lar.
2074
01:36:58,881 --> 01:36:59,881
I'd like to hear that one!
2075
01:36:59,882 --> 01:37:01,449
Get 'em. All right, in you go.
2076
01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:03,451
In ya go.
2077
01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:06,054
All right.
- Oh God.
2078
01:37:08,256 --> 01:37:09,424
Look at us!
2079
01:37:09,457 --> 01:37:10,425
This has gone too far!
2080
01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:12,527
Look at-look at
what we're doing!
2081
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:15,197
That's a fricking
stiff Luke in there
2082
01:37:15,230 --> 01:37:16,764
for a soft serve machine?!
2083
01:37:16,798 --> 01:37:17,933
Listen to me!
2084
01:37:17,966 --> 01:37:20,235
The laws of attraction
brought us here, Lar.
2085
01:37:20,268 --> 01:37:22,104
So this has gotta be like...
2086
01:37:22,137 --> 01:37:23,605
like a minor hiccup.
2087
01:37:23,638 --> 01:37:24,706
Hiccup?!
2088
01:37:24,739 --> 01:37:26,608
No! This isn't a hiccup,
2089
01:37:26,641 --> 01:37:28,944
this is just foolishness!
2090
01:37:28,977 --> 01:37:29,945
Okay?
2091
01:37:29,978 --> 01:37:31,079
It's foolishness!
2092
01:37:31,113 --> 01:37:33,048
I just wanted to solve the case.
2093
01:37:33,081 --> 01:37:34,950
The universe is testin' us, Lar.
2094
01:37:34,983 --> 01:37:36,618
We just gotta trust the process.
2095
01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:38,420
It's like we're so close now.
2096
01:37:38,453 --> 01:37:41,056
The universe is
so excited for us!
2097
01:37:41,089 --> 01:37:42,624
I can feel it.
2098
01:37:42,657 --> 01:37:45,127
Larry: Yeah. See?
2099
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:49,097
Brenda never would've got me
into this kind of foolishness.
2100
01:37:49,965 --> 01:37:52,067
Brenda?
- Yeah.
2101
01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:54,602
Is Brenda on your
vision board, Larry?
2102
01:37:54,636 --> 01:37:56,271
Yeah, I saw it.
2103
01:37:56,804 --> 01:38:01,109
You gotta stop dwellin' on the
past and manifest the future!
2104
01:38:01,944 --> 01:38:03,578
The future?
2105
01:38:03,611 --> 01:38:05,613
There's no future after this!
2106
01:38:05,647 --> 01:38:07,315
We're done!
2107
01:38:07,349 --> 01:38:08,850
I'm done being a PI!
2108
01:38:08,951 --> 01:38:10,318
Done being with you!
2109
01:38:10,352 --> 01:38:11,853
Done!
2110
01:38:12,955 --> 01:38:14,589
Well, with that shitty attitude:
2111
01:38:15,690 --> 01:38:17,192
Samesies!
2112
01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:24,732
Um.
2113
01:38:26,034 --> 01:38:27,535
Luke?
2114
01:38:28,270 --> 01:38:29,771
Luke?
2115
01:38:36,744 --> 01:38:39,747
I'm just gettin' my good
chowder dish and blastin'.
2116
01:38:44,752 --> 01:38:46,254
Rhonda...
2117
01:38:54,396 --> 01:38:56,731
It's in the fridge- -Please.
2118
01:39:00,568 --> 01:39:02,070
Rhonda...
2119
01:39:03,805 --> 01:39:05,307
Mr. Constable.
2120
01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:09,177
And how are ya
now there, Rhonda?
2121
01:39:10,478 --> 01:39:12,014
Ah, not-not bad.
2122
01:39:12,047 --> 01:39:13,015
Not bad, Glenn.
2123
01:39:13,048 --> 01:39:14,116
Good to see ya again.
2124
01:39:14,149 --> 01:39:15,650
You too.
2125
01:39:23,825 --> 01:39:29,825
Uh, please don't shoot me?
2126
01:39:31,233 --> 01:39:32,867
Nicole: What did
I ever do to you?
2127
01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:35,503
You blackmailed me then
you lied about Junior
2128
01:39:35,537 --> 01:39:36,704
being my blackmailer,
2129
01:39:36,738 --> 01:39:38,506
and then you stole my money!
2130
01:39:38,540 --> 01:39:40,175
Where is it?
2131
01:39:40,208 --> 01:39:41,176
Where the fuck is it?
2132
01:39:41,209 --> 01:39:42,844
Where's my money, Rhonda?
2133
01:39:42,877 --> 01:39:45,313
I already told ya,
Junior took off with it.
2134
01:39:45,347 --> 01:39:46,848
Nicole: Bullshit.
2135
01:39:47,515 --> 01:39:48,559
I can't believe
you didn't tell me
2136
01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:51,853
you "dated" this
nympho fisherman!
2137
01:39:51,886 --> 01:39:53,197
Me and Glenn went
out a few times,
2138
01:39:53,221 --> 01:39:54,622
it was nothin'.
2139
01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:56,234
Glenn: Well, I wouldn't
say nothin' there, Rhonda.
2140
01:39:56,258 --> 01:39:59,194
We were pretty 'hard' at it
there just a few weeks ago.
2141
01:39:59,227 --> 01:40:00,828
Larry: Hard at it?
2142
01:40:00,862 --> 01:40:01,896
Great!
2143
01:40:01,929 --> 01:40:05,066
I walked into a cloud of
Glenn Misener's dick mist!
2144
01:40:05,067 --> 01:40:06,334
Nicole: You slept with her?
2145
01:40:06,368 --> 01:40:07,335
Yeah.
2146
01:40:07,369 --> 01:40:08,870
Gross.
2147
01:40:08,903 --> 01:40:10,172
Whatever.
2148
01:40:10,205 --> 01:40:12,040
Larry: You lied to me, Rhonda.
2149
01:40:12,074 --> 01:40:13,417
You were lyin' to
me the whole time!
2150
01:40:13,441 --> 01:40:15,077
Oh, sorry Lar!
2151
01:40:15,110 --> 01:40:16,911
I suppose I should
apologize for having a life
2152
01:40:16,944 --> 01:40:18,680
before I met you, what,
five minutes ago?!
2153
01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:23,885
Larry: The whole thing was
an elaborate revenge scheme.
2154
01:40:23,918 --> 01:40:27,755
You hired me for my excellent
private investigation skills
2155
01:40:27,789 --> 01:40:30,758
so you can spy on
your ex and blackmail
2156
01:40:30,792 --> 01:40:32,527
his frickin' new fling.
2157
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:34,529
Like, what the hell?
2158
01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:35,697
Oh, okay.
2159
01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:38,566
Well, let's not forget who
has a picture of his ex-wife
2160
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:39,701
hangin' in his van.
2161
01:40:39,734 --> 01:40:40,702
Weird.
2162
01:40:40,735 --> 01:40:41,869
Rhonda: Yeah.
2163
01:40:41,903 --> 01:40:44,706
And who has a vasectomy
when they're a virgin?
2164
01:40:44,739 --> 01:40:46,284
He had a vasectomy
when he was a virgin.
2165
01:40:46,308 --> 01:40:48,076
What?
- Why?
2166
01:40:48,110 --> 01:40:49,377
Larry: I'm a...
2167
01:40:49,411 --> 01:40:51,045
For my career.
2168
01:40:51,079 --> 01:40:52,914
Speakin' of, did you take these?
2169
01:40:53,748 --> 01:40:55,117
Yes, I did.
2170
01:40:55,150 --> 01:40:58,786
Buddy, do not quit your day job.
2171
01:41:00,988 --> 01:41:02,390
You shut up, jerk!
2172
01:41:02,424 --> 01:41:03,658
Glenn: Ooh.
2173
01:41:03,691 --> 01:41:07,329
Larry's a really talented
photographer and musician.
2174
01:41:07,362 --> 01:41:10,031
And he's the finest
man I ever met.
2175
01:41:11,133 --> 01:41:12,700
Head to toe.
2176
01:41:13,135 --> 01:41:14,035
Sad.
2177
01:41:14,136 --> 01:41:16,037
Is that so, eh?
2178
01:41:16,138 --> 01:41:17,938
And she's the finest
woman that I've ever met.
2179
01:41:19,174 --> 01:41:20,208
Glenn: Trust me pal,
2180
01:41:20,242 --> 01:41:22,477
she ain't worth
gettin' worked up over.
2181
01:41:22,510 --> 01:41:24,011
Still tryin' to wash her off.
2182
01:41:24,045 --> 01:41:25,547
Nicole: Ooh!
2183
01:41:26,214 --> 01:41:29,717
Okay, well take it from
me ya fuckin' dickhead!
2184
01:41:29,751 --> 01:41:32,220
Rhonda is an unreal gal!
2185
01:41:32,254 --> 01:41:33,555
All right?
2186
01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:35,857
She's smart, funny as hell,
2187
01:41:35,890 --> 01:41:36,858
brave,
2188
01:41:36,891 --> 01:41:38,560
as pretty as a red wagon.
2189
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:41,529
And I'm head over
heels in love with her.
2190
01:41:43,265 --> 01:41:44,699
Do you mean that, Lar?
2191
01:41:44,732 --> 01:41:47,001
Rhonda, I've been crazy about
you since the first time
2192
01:41:47,034 --> 01:41:48,170
I ever saw you.
2193
01:41:48,203 --> 01:41:49,704
Tsk. Aw.
2194
01:41:49,737 --> 01:41:51,173
All that craziness happened
2195
01:41:51,206 --> 01:41:53,341
because I just wanted to
keep hangin' out with you.
2196
01:41:53,375 --> 01:41:55,443
I did anything that
popped into my head.
2197
01:41:56,878 --> 01:41:58,846
I love you too, Larry.
2198
01:42:01,383 --> 01:42:04,352
Pffft. She wouldn't even be
in my top 100 this month.
2199
01:42:04,386 --> 01:42:05,353
All right?
2200
01:42:09,191 --> 01:42:10,825
Larry: That's it! All right?!
2201
01:42:10,858 --> 01:42:12,260
You insulted me!
2202
01:42:12,294 --> 01:42:13,761
You insulted Rhonda!
2203
01:42:13,795 --> 01:42:17,599
And your face is pissing me off!
2204
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:20,702
We're gonna go outside
and fuckin' go'er!
2205
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:24,339
Can you take this off, please?
2206
01:42:26,474 --> 01:42:28,376
Yes, right away, sir.
2207
01:42:28,976 --> 01:42:30,978
Wanna have a little
tussle, do ya?
2208
01:42:33,481 --> 01:42:34,516
Glenn: Woop!
2209
01:42:34,549 --> 01:42:36,318
Don't you have sex with him!
2210
01:42:38,986 --> 01:42:40,522
After you, dick!
2211
01:42:40,555 --> 01:42:43,625
Buddy, you are barking
up the wrong tree.
2212
01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:46,127
Nicole: Rhonda,
Rhonda, Rhonda.
2213
01:42:47,362 --> 01:42:49,797
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.
2214
01:42:49,831 --> 01:42:52,234
This was never about
the money, Rhonda.
2215
01:42:54,001 --> 01:42:57,972
Remember on the phone when
I said if I ever found ya,
2216
01:42:58,005 --> 01:42:59,574
I was gonna hurt ya?
2217
01:43:06,914 --> 01:43:08,750
I think you're a stupid person.
2218
01:43:16,491 --> 01:43:18,760
I think you act stupid,
you got a stupid store,
2219
01:43:18,793 --> 01:43:20,828
you got a stupid boyfriend.
2220
01:43:22,297 --> 01:43:24,266
He only seems stupid.
2221
01:43:24,299 --> 01:43:25,800
Mmmmm?
2222
01:44:32,734 --> 01:44:35,903
Is that seafood chowder?
2223
01:44:37,238 --> 01:44:38,740
Yeah!
2224
01:44:39,073 --> 01:44:40,908
I'm allergic, you bitch.
2225
01:44:40,942 --> 01:44:42,043
Allergic!
2226
01:44:42,076 --> 01:44:43,945
You're bluffin'!
2227
01:44:48,450 --> 01:44:49,884
Oh, shit!
2228
01:46:29,684 --> 01:46:31,318
Larry: Geraldine, Geraldine.
2229
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:33,788
Take a breath.
2230
01:46:33,821 --> 01:46:34,789
Reset.
2231
01:46:38,493 --> 01:46:39,861
No, I know.
2232
01:46:39,894 --> 01:46:41,629
I know.
2233
01:46:41,663 --> 01:46:44,499
It's not very nice when a
family member can be that cruel.
2234
01:46:45,332 --> 01:46:46,968
How long has the water
jug been missing?
2235
01:46:48,903 --> 01:46:50,472
A week?
2236
01:46:50,705 --> 01:46:52,306
I'm on the case, Geraldine.
2237
01:46:52,339 --> 01:46:54,041
Don't you worry
your little head.
2238
01:46:54,075 --> 01:46:55,577
Tapioca.
2239
01:46:57,011 --> 01:46:58,513
Wait!
2240
01:47:00,515 --> 01:47:01,483
Found it!
2241
01:47:01,516 --> 01:47:03,184
Hey, hey, giver here!
2242
01:47:03,718 --> 01:47:05,219
Yeah.
2243
01:47:06,488 --> 01:47:09,557
♪ No one cares
2244
01:47:09,591 --> 01:47:10,892
♪ Sunshine
2245
01:47:10,925 --> 01:47:12,960
Enjoy your chowder
and your rubbers.
2246
01:47:14,762 --> 01:47:17,599
♪ Rain, shine, I don't mind ♪
2247
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:20,502
♪ Simply I don't care
2248
01:47:23,638 --> 01:47:25,907
♪ Moon or rain,
shine, I'll be there ♪
2249
01:47:25,940 --> 01:47:27,509
Rhonda.
2250
01:47:27,775 --> 01:47:29,276
Nicole.
2251
01:47:33,948 --> 01:47:37,284
Double Sensation, on the house.
2252
01:47:39,353 --> 01:47:42,289
♪ They tried so good
2253
01:47:42,323 --> 01:47:46,528
♪ See you next
time I'm not here ♪
2254
01:47:50,632 --> 01:47:53,300
Larry: Would you look
at that outer space?
2255
01:47:54,969 --> 01:47:56,538
What a mystery.
2256
01:47:56,838 --> 01:47:58,005
Yeah.
2257
01:47:58,039 --> 01:48:02,544
You know, I realized I never
asked you the big question.
2258
01:48:03,377 --> 01:48:05,012
What big question?
2259
01:48:05,647 --> 01:48:07,381
Who's yer father?
2260
01:48:10,217 --> 01:48:12,186
Elmer Roberts. Old Elmer.
2261
01:48:12,219 --> 01:48:13,554
Roberts?
2262
01:48:13,555 --> 01:48:14,555
I thought you were a Perry?
2263
01:48:14,556 --> 01:48:16,390
Yeah, that's my married name.
2264
01:48:16,423 --> 01:48:18,092
I just haven't
changed it back yet.
2265
01:48:18,125 --> 01:48:20,194
I have an uncle
named Elmer Roberts.
2266
01:48:20,227 --> 01:48:22,296
My mom's maiden name is Roberts.
2267
01:48:23,397 --> 01:48:25,600
Are we related?
2268
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:27,602
Are we related?
2269
01:48:27,635 --> 01:48:29,370
Are we allowed to?
2270
01:48:29,403 --> 01:48:30,571
Can we?
2271
01:48:30,572 --> 01:48:32,940
Gross? Right?
- I mean, yeah.
2272
01:48:32,974 --> 01:48:33,941
Larry: Okay, wait.
2273
01:48:33,975 --> 01:48:35,877
Down East Elmer Roberts
2274
01:48:35,910 --> 01:48:38,212
or up west Elmer Roberts?
2275
01:48:38,245 --> 01:48:39,781
He's down east Elmer Roberts.
2276
01:48:41,415 --> 01:48:46,053
My uncle is Up
West Elmer Roberts!
2277
01:48:46,087 --> 01:48:48,756
God, we can kiss!
2278
01:48:49,591 --> 01:48:51,759
I'm up for kissing
a lot of cousins.
2279
01:48:53,260 --> 01:48:56,931
Oh, well that scared me.
2280
01:48:56,964 --> 01:48:58,599
Yeah. Wow.
2281
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:00,267
This place is way too small.
2282
01:49:01,102 --> 01:49:02,770
Way too friggin' small.
2283
01:49:02,804 --> 01:49:04,639
You know what's
not small though?
2284
01:49:05,973 --> 01:49:08,676
That freakin' universe, man.
2285
01:49:10,511 --> 01:49:12,179
Fuck it's big!
2286
01:49:16,417 --> 01:49:17,919
Huge.
2287
01:49:22,624 --> 01:49:25,159
♪ A month ago I sat alone
with a bottle of wine
2288
01:49:25,192 --> 01:49:28,195
♪ to ease my mind
and have fun with it,
2289
01:49:30,031 --> 01:49:32,700
♪ Had a cigarette for my dinner,
2290
01:49:32,734 --> 01:49:34,736
♪ there's no truth in
what they tell me ♪
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