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♪ Mmm, yeah ♪

Back to one

Can you get it quiet please, everyone's back to channel one now

This is a take, not a rehearsal, picture is us

Camera set

Actual sound

Side speed

Speed cameras

Channel one's meeting

Watch your speed

A camera mark

I wanna give it all to you

Evon

Starts ready

Ready

Three, two, one, action

Oh, oh

They're in almost every movie

You just don't know that they're there

Cause that's the job

They're the unknown, stop performing

And they get paid to do the cool stuff

They also get paid to take it on the chin

And everywhere else, if you know what I mean

Feel the magic

Oh, that's, that's me, Colt Severs

Getting blown up and hiding my face in a muddy puddle

Which isn't ideal when you're trying to look cool in front of Jodi

Who you just so happen to have a major crush on

She's a camera operator

She's definitely gonna achieve her goal of being a big time Hollywood movie director

I don't wanna over romanticize it or anything, but

I think what Jodi and I got's the kind of thing

I can only really find in the movies

Hey, Jodi

Hey, Colt, thanks so much for the stunt chats

Stunt chats, I love them, anytime

Hey, Tom needs to see you at the monitor

Uh-oh, am I in trouble?

She's talking about Tom Rider

Who happens to be the biggest action star on the planet

Why am I explaining this?

You know who Tom Rider is, he's Tom Rider

Anyway, I've been a stunt double for six years now

You flying it?

What happened? What's up?

Guess we're going again

You know Tom and Gail

There's a lot of grumbling and a bunch of hand gestures over at the monitor

So I'm not sure what's going on there, but let me guess, too much face?

Okay, guys, photo one for me

Um, Jodi, right?

You can see that is not my chin

I mean, look at my face, look at my jaw compared to his jaw

It's like his chin is off

Yeah, we can't replace his face

It's like Mr. Potato Head, I mean, no offense or anything, but you know

Oh, yeah, no, sorry, I got lost in your beautiful jawline, creamy

No, listen, we're just saying it's not working for us

Let's, uh...

Let's go again

Oh, yeah, no, we're gonna have to go again

Okay

A hundred percent

I don't know, man, do you think, uh...

Try and make some magic

Maybe you can do it backwards or something, I don't know, it's just less face

Yeah

I'm replacing the Diet Coke as Tom's producer, Gail

She's been making him look good for years, and it's not always easy

Give it some

Oh, I'm gonna...

I can't complain, I'm working with my dream girl

Oh, God

On my dream job

We gotta switch the pick points to the front

I'm living the dream

He wants to go again

Copy that, Cole, we'll flip the rig, he'll be falling backwards

Jodi, go to two

Do you have a question for me?

Yeah, it just looked like you wanted to ask me something

Oh, I was gonna go for a spicy margarita after work

And I was wondering if you drink spicy margaritas

Um, well, just to keep it professional, I can only have one spicy margarita

Because if I have two, I start making bad decisions

Well, you know drinking margaritas is all about making bad decisions

Which reminds me, um...

After this job, I gotta go sit on the sand somewhere

And I was wondering, I was gonna ask you a question

Tell me

Do you have any towels that I can borrow?

Yeah, I have some towels

You know it's so dangerous to swim alone

Well, I would ask you to, you know, be my swim buddy

But I don't know if you have a bathing suit

Wait a sec, what do you call that across the pond?

We call it a swimming costume

Imagine that, after this, you and I could both be on the beach somewhere

In swimming costumes, drinking spicy margaritas, making bad decisions

Okay, I'm good to go

Imagine that

Hey, you can watch yourself all around

Thanks, man

Gentlemen

Everyone quiet, please

Speed on eight

Gotta hold on

You alright?

You alright? Let's take a break

Alright, let's take it to ones

Two to ones

Let's sit back

Go high on the start

Go high on the edge

Take a slut

How we doing up there, Stark?

Doing great, doing great, here we go

Position down

Set ones

Ready to drop the line, partner?

Three, two, one

Action, action, action, action

Medic!

Coach, are you okay?

I need you to step back

You're not helping

Oh, what a party, what a great party, friends gather to toast

Break time's over, we've got a customer

Number 43

Hey, 43

Yo, bro, I know you from somewhere

Where I know you from, bro

Oh yeah, you're on that Tom Ryder movie I was on

You're the stunt guy

Not anymore

Did you like break your back or some shit?

I did, yeah

How are you even still alive?

Yo, babe, babe, babe, come here

I wish I wasn't right now

Come here, you gotta hear this

You don't have to hear this, it's fine

This dude was on a movie I was on

Most epic fail I've ever seen

Had him hanging up there on these wires

He looked like a little pinata

Action, this guy falls about a thousand miles an hour

And I'm like, this guy's gonna die, bro

This guy's gonna die

Ten meters above the ground, snap!

He cracks into this disgusting pretzel

It's all pretty foggy then

Yeah

So, like, stuntman to valet

How does that happen?

Hell of a fall

Let me get your car

Yo, fall guy

Yo, bring my car back without a scratch

I got a crispy fiver here for you, bro

I can remember when we walked together

Sharing a love I thought would last forever

Then something changed her mind

Her kisses told me

I had no love at all

To hold me

Every day I wake up

Then I start to break up

Lonely is a man without love

Every day I start out

Then I cry my heart out

Lonely is a man without love

Every day I wake up

Then I start to break up

Knowing that it's not over

Every day I start out

Then I cry my heart out

Lonely is a man without love

It's a weird song

Lonely

I'm sorry

Hello

Oh, Colt

It's Gail

Your favorite producer

I'm sorry I can't get this number

Someone said you're working at the Captain's Cockatoo

The valet

Wow, I didn't believe it

It's actually El Cocatua del Capitan

It's a family-run place

We pool tips

It's a nice change from my old job

I'm sure it is, I'm sure it is

And to that point, you know, I know things haven't been easy for you

Since the incident

And I just hope that you don't hold it against me

Tom, you know, we were absolutely devastated

He sent you a message, right?

The prayer hands emoji?

Right, yeah, he's still an asshole

But, God, he was a force in annihilation of valor

I'm coming for you, Billy!

Ah!

He's the best

Oh, won himself a globe

Should've won the Oscar

He is so authentic

I don't blame either one of you, Gail

That was my fault

And when you start making mistakes like that, it's time to hang up the pads

Oh, it was an accident, Colt

Everybody knows that

Right, Tom has put me in a real situation here, Colt

I just need a little bit of help from an old friend

Who just happens to be, you know, the best stuntman I've ever worked with in my life

Which is why you are getting on a plane for me tomorrow

Coming to Sydney

I'm not getting on a plane, Gail

You know, Colt, Tom Ryder is the biggest action brand on the planet

But that is largely because of you

Metal Storm will be an epic stunt extravaganza

My life is simple now, Gail

I like simple

Plus, I get all the burritos I can eat

So, kind of living the dream, if you think about it

I can't bear that you would throw away all that talent

You shouldn't be parking cars, Colt

You need to be smashing burning Kawasaki's through paint of glass

I know you've missed it

Goodbye, Gail

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on

Did I, did I tell you?

Did I tell you that the directors asked for you specifically?

Sorry to disappoint them

What, don't you want to know who it is?

Nope

It's Jodie

I'm giving her her big break

Make sure it's an aisle seat

Earth, minerals, stone

A new mode of revolve, a time raider

What's up?

I didn't realize they were scanning doubles now

It's new technology

Basically, we use the geometry of your face to retarget Ryder's face

And we put Ryder's face back on top of your face

Like a deep fake situation

If you get a chance, turn me into Tom Cruise, would you?

Hey, welcome to Sydney

Are you Colt Steevers?

Yeah

Hey

Do you know where I could get some coffee?

This jet lag is really kicking in

Yeah, no stress, though, I got you

And does the director know I'm here?

She asked for me, I don't know

Does she want to say hi?

I haven't heard, no, sorry, bro

But the stunt coordinator wants to see you

He's just in the jacket there

Okay, great

Will you just tell her I'm here and...

You know, that coffee if you get a chance

Dan Tucker

Big time Hollywood stunt coordinator

It's about time

Congratulations

Thank you, look at you

So do I call you sir now or how does that work?

Feel free to call me boss, you know?

Okay, boss, I don't think I should be in this nomenclse, right?

I mean, it's like, we're not doing anything crazy, are we?

I was just about to explain that, actually

Just follow me

Okay

How you doing?

Oh, I'm good, I'm great

Keeping busy, you know?

Been surfing

Was growing my hair out like a few minutes ago

Okay

Try my hand at bonsai

Bonsai?

Sounds like you got a pretty full schedule there

Staying busy

So what made you want to come back to work?

Well, I mean, I was told that Jodi asked for me

So I knew I had to come, right?

Yeah, well

I mean, what am I going to do? Not come? I mean, she wants me here, I gotta be here

Alright, everybody huddle up, listen up

First up today is the car roll we've been rehearsing all week

Everybody knows their spots, everybody knows their responsibilities

We do this right, we do this safe and everybody goes home

Bad news

We lost our driver

So, Henry is out

But good news is

The cinema gods have blessed us

With the greatest stuntman I've ever worked with

Put your hands together

For Colt Siebel!

A cannon roll?

It's time for you to start rolling cars again instead of parking them

You had an accident

It was a massive miscalculation of the rig

I almost killed myself in front of the whole crew

I'd rather just not have my first stunt back be another epic failure

Especially in front of Jodi, I mean, you understand

It's not about how hard of a hit you can give

It's about how many times you can get hit

And keep moving forward

That's messed up, you can't quote Rocky on me like that

So it's a laser gun with a dagger?

Yeah, it's like a bayonet

Right, do we need the bayonet? Wouldn't the laser achieve...

On the battlefield, yes, 100%

It just gives it a quite strange shape

Are we going to have a guitar at the end?

Yeah, well you said you wanted metal

So it's like heavy metal

How many have you done like this?

Two, okay, 100

Oh, okay, yeah, fantastic

It looks like a guitar

Yes

Nigel, how are we doing on the pyrotechnics?

I think we only have enough for one take

Oh no, come on

We could create something that's a little bit more dynamic

We could create something that looks way more realistic

With the effects, come on, give it to me

I don't want real, I don't want real

This is a sci-fi epic cosmic love story, okay

Of cosmic proportions

It's got to mirror that otherworldly thing when you fall in love

You know, it's imperfect, it's beautiful

I want it that way, okay?

Let's go big with our one take, okay?

Shit, was that it? Was that my one take?

I'm sure we only have enough

Oh my God

Well, I've got to say though, it looks absolutely fantastic

Look at that

You sure you want to use real pyros?

We definitely don't need this

We're just going to have to loop the actors, that's all

That's okay, great, it's a stuntman in a car with a helmet on, okay?

No looping, no monologuing

What the hell is going on over there, Rush?

We did not call for pyro

I will see if you attack any of your family until every last one

This is why they're doing it

Because they feel you don't respect them, Nigel, okay?

It's my tone

Your tone, your words, all of it

I see, okay

Darling, yes, okay, yeah

Sorry, I couldn't get my printer working last night

But I sort of synthesised our conversation that we had on the third act

And what if one of the characters in the film

Acknowledges in the film that we're having a problem with the third act?

Yeah?

No, no, but I appreciate you thinking outside the box, darling

I really, really do

Nigel, you've got to stop them

I will gut you like the pig that you are

Stop it, Cassie!

Yep

Test went well

Fantastic

Okay

So, guys, simmer down, eyes on me

Here's what's going to happen

No VFX, Venti, it looks absolutely fabulous

Nigel, we need to shoot now, the tide's coming in

Let's go, the shot's going to be epic

Shot's up at five, people, thank you

Cool

Brother

What's happening, man?

Bad sand

Yeah

I think we've got to postpone

Hate to say it

Dan, what's the delay?

We're just doing a little safety check

The density, it's bad density

We're looking at the density of the sand

There's a new driver

Who is it? Where's Henry?

Nigel, this is the biggest shot of the film and I have a newbie

Dan says we can do it

Seriously, we're going to drift all over the place

What is that, a king tide?

Here's what you do, you wait until it comes in, it compacts the sands

Then we shoot sunset for sun up

You're stalling

Maybe

You're stalling

Two things can be true

Brother, I've got a tent full of rookie Australians out here

I'm going to be sick

You got this, you're the one

Why are you going to say that?

You've done this a million times

And so have you, you know, you just jinxed it

You just jinxed it!

Dan, I need the driver in the car now, please

Hey, the tide's coming up

Thank you so much, appreciate you

Is that Jodie?

Yes, it's Jodie

BDR's got a clean image

Did she say something about me?

Stop with your face, stop it

Stop it

She didn't say anything about you

Get in the car!

This is really important to her

Yes, it's important to her

It was Comic Con or something?

Hall H

This is one of those times, whether it's an inch or a mile, a win is a win

It's easy, fasten the periods

Let's go

You got this

Did you see the coffee lady? She was wearing like a hat

I see you in the car

Okay

Let's get the medicine plate, please

This is the hero set up, I've got five more after that

Are you ready, Dan?

Yeah

Rock and roll

Thank you

Okay, folks, he's buckled in, stunts are ready

Godspeed, Colts

Alright, FX, go high

FX, please go off on the cannon

Engaging the cannon now

Charging the cannon

2,000 psi in the cannon

Stunts is good

Cannon is hot

Camera, where are we at? Are you rolling? Camera 1

Made on 1

Camera 2, 3, 4

Action

Alright, guys, stay frosty

Watch

Dan, I need him close to the camera now

Copy that

Look, I don't want to be that guy, but the sand's a little loose

I can't get any traction

When I do, it jumps, so if you get any closer, you're going to lose the camera

I know, I know, but get in there, you got this, baby

Move up, move up

No, no, no, no, no, no

What the...

Keep rolling, we have seven more cameras, keep rolling

Ready in three, two, one

Oh, you alright?

Come on, get him

You good?

You did it

Eight and a half roll

Alright, okay

You good?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Ha, ha, ha

The snow is coming off

Okay

Covering the sun

So good, Dan, is he good?

So good

Is he good?

So good

Of course

Loved it, loved it

Incredible

Okay

Whose idea was this?

I think it was Gail's idea

I thought it was your idea

I just found out about this yesterday

Dan, come on

I didn't approve him

I didn't approve him, I would never have approved him

She didn't approve me

Can I talk to you for a second?

I did not approve

Interesting move, really, really interesting

Just very casual

Here you are, you show up and I'm your new stuntman

You can't do that, you can't do that, you can't do that

Directing a movie?

Why are you here?

I think there's been a misunderstanding

Clearly

I was under the impression that you did want me here

That's a delusional thought, we haven't spoken in a year

Let's not get into it

Gail told me that you wanted me

Whatever, I don't even care about it, but you clipped the camera

I'm a little rust

Comic-Con shot, ruined

All H

Yeah

It's a big deal

Yeah

Congratulations

I'm happy for you

This whole director thing looks good on you

Even the gardening hat, somehow

Everyone wears them, it's like a set thing

Okay

Yeah, I see it, it's just they're not making you look as good as you are, that's all

And I'm not trying to be flat, I'm just saying the facts

But you look good in everything

You look good in nothing

Whatever

No, I don't mean it like that

Really, this isn't

You look good in nothing

This isn't gonna work

No, it's not what I

I'll take anyone, anyone else, anyone but him

I'll be honest with you

We literally have no one else

What's next?

The fire bill

It's your call

Okay

Get a nurse on standby, please, we're gonna set this man on fire

Cut, cut, cut

Bring that, please

How you feeling, Colt Severs?

He's good

We're gonna go again, thumbs up, okay?

Technical issue, little bump on the dolly

Huh?

Can you fix that, Jimmy?

Back to one, please

Thank you

Going again to one

Colt, do you feel a bit flung in at the deep end here?

I'm just wondering, because you haven't read the script, if you'd like some backstory, some context, would that be good?

Let's go with it

Yeah, helpful? Okay, here we go

So, sci-fi love story, two characters, one of them's an alien

Aliena and your space cowboy

They shared what's called a moon season

In real life, you might call it a fling

Brief, but very intense

And hopeful

Now, neither of them had ever been in a relationship that deep before

And they told each other that over and over and over again

Him more than her, you know, to the point where sometimes she was like, chill out, you know

But anyway, in a tragic turn of events, space cowboy is wounded

And he just disappears

Without a trace

I can keep going

I can hit the rock better now, thanks

We're going again

On stage

And action

That's a cut

Cutting there

You good?

For a little more context, Colt

Eliana's sort of devastated

And she starts sort of replaying everything in her head over and over again

Did she misread the vibe? Was it just a fling?

Did she let her imagination run wild again?

Or did he lie to her?

Is he full of shit?

But let me be clear

Eventually Eliana did move on, alright?

And she started doing Pilates

Got herself a bang in her revenge body

And then she started dating other humans

One after another

And she had so many mind-blowing, far superior experiences

You wouldn't even believe it

Right, girls? You know what I mean?

Yeah, it was like a sushi train

Oh, I'm gonna be sick

And you know what? We're gonna go again, Colt, because there was a little buzz on that one

Okay, light them up

Last one, everybody, action

It's just feeling so withheld

So how about some dialogue?

Yeah, that's alright, darling

I'm gonna go straight to the source

Hey, Colt

If Space Cowboy had to say something

If he was forced to say something

What would he say?

How would he justify this year she spent spinning out over this?

What could he say? It's a puzzler, isn't it?

But have you got any thoughts?

Maybe he'd talk

Nigel, can you get him a Volvo? I can't hear him

Traveling

Come again, Colt, what was that?

It's already on

In this movie, do the aliens and the humans ever talk in private?

No, not really

No private conversations?

No, they don't like doing private

They like to keep it very public, very open

Well, I think I'll just open it up to the group here

Have you ever been in one of those situations where

You want to say something and it's so important that you can't mess it up?

So you think long and hard about it

And then you realize you've already messed it up

Because you thought too long and too hard about it

You know what?

What's that?

I had a similar situation when I fell in love with my wife's sister

Okay, no

All right, no

Okay

And again, this is hard because

You know, I haven't read the script

But

He'd probably say

That he's been living

In total regret since then

You know, afraid

That he'll never get an opportunity to make it up to her

Because he waited too long

And

She's probably moved on

Sorry, Jodie, speaking of moving on, we are

One more?

I'd love another chance

Roll it, Michael

Let's turn over, please

All cameras are rolling

Shots up, sound speeding

Okay, light them up

Gail?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Gail?

Oh

Coffee

You're here

Oh, no, don't use that

It's broken

Eight and a half rolls

That is a world record

Thank you so much

It's better than parking cars, isn't it?

Would you cut the shit, Gail?

It was amazing, what are you talking about?

She doesn't want me here, Gail

Yes, she does

Of course she does

You lied

Oh

You lied

Do you know how that feels?

Come on

Sit down

Chill your beans

How many memories have we got doing this?

You and me back here

All of those movies

Fourteen, fifteen movies

We've done together

Now that's like a decade of our lives

We do less time for murder

Yeah, but, you know

Ryder, he can be a bit of a kind of

Methody twat face

But you know what?

People change

You know my mom's version of a goodnight kiss?

I'm not kidding

Smack in the chops

Knock me out cold

I forgave her

We can all change, Colt

We can evolve

Look what you did to Jodie

Huh?

You run up, you disappear

You're not in contact with her?

I mean

Honestly

I was in the hospital

I appreciate that, but it was brutal

I was in the magic trick

I didn't disappear

She was devastated

Yes, you should feel bad

But you can make it right

It's like the message in all my movies

You know that, right?

What's the message in all my movies?

Uh

Nihilism's a viable world view

No, that's just the entertainment

That's like the

Like the sexy bacon

You know?

It's like dogs

You gotta wrap the message

In some sexy bacon

I mean, all those movies

People fall down

They're rolling in their own shit

They don't think they can cope

But they can, they get back up

Do you mind if I light out?

With the multiple fire burns

And the cannon rolls

And the jet lag

I just

Yep, yep, yep

Could use a little shut eye

Yep

Okay, let me get this straight

Nihilism is the sexy bacon

Yep

The audience are dogs

There we go

And when you fall down

You get back up

Thank you

I'm glad we did this

Now, what am I really doing here, Gil?

Um

Wright is missing

He has fallen in with some shady

Shitty, shitty people

We'll kill

Call the cops

We can't call the cops

Why not?

The studio will know that I am way over budget

They will pull the plug on this

You know that

Please go and find him

Why me?

You're a stuntman, for God's sake

No one's gonna notice whether you're here or not

No offense

I mean, Sun Taken

You know him

Intimately

It can be so simple

You pick him up

You dust him off

You bring him back here

I know I can trust you

And you know who can trust you more than anyone?

She just doesn't realize it yet

It's Jodie

This is her big chance

Do you want her first movie to be her last?

You've got to help me out, man

It's been a long couple days

I'm gonna go to the hotel

I'm gonna... What is it?

It's my...

Yesterday, it's your...

I'm gonna call you your tomorrow

No, today, that is the door code of Riders Loft

The patio door

Took it from his trailer

He's still doing this post-it note thing

Oh, let's not even get into that

At this point, it's like memento level

I can only keep this from Jodie in the studio

48 hours, Max

Save Jodie's movie

And maybe you get the love of your life back

Did you just turn Jodie into the sexy bacon?

She's been the sexy bacon all along

You good?

It's the only left-hand drive I have

Please don't wreck it

It's product placement

There's only two of them

I know how you stunt his drive

You seek to destroy all I hold dear

You've never known it was rare

I was there, I remember it all too well

All too well

Hey, you call me up again

Just to break me like a promise

So casually cruel in the name of being honest

I'm a crumpled up piece of paper

What are you doing?

Just chilling down

Were you chilling down to Taylor Swift?

Yep

Is this something the Australians say?

Really? I've been here for six months, I've never heard it

Yeah, chilling down, underneath them, it's shorter to say chilling down

Have you been crying?

Not at all

You look like you've been crying

Jet lag

It was so dangerous and I'm very sorry

I'm hiding you out like that

It was very cathartic

I feel better

I deserved it

I'm gonna make the camera up to you, by the way

Can I get in the car with you?

I'm in your face, you're a mess

So how have you been?

Oh, you know

Yeah, thumbs up?

God, I hate that bullshit, stunt guy bullshit

And that's fine, you don't have to explain anything

It's all good

It was a fling

Less than a fling, it was a flingette and that's fine

I don't even want to know

And the problem with forcing something is you get nowhere

You know one time my mum forced my dad to exercise

Do you know what happened?

Snapped his ankle

First time he's done it, he's been in the hospital for a week

He's been exercising, do you know what happened?

Snapped his ankle, first time he stepped on a treadmill

She forced it, now he has a piece of metal in his foot

Moral of the story is you should just be you

Well, look, I've thought a lot about this actually

And I, uh, it's not like I didn't want to apologize a million times

Yeah

It's just every time I...

You know, when I think of something to say

It doesn't seem like enough

Okay, no problem

Boundaries, boundaries

That's important because I have a lot of pressure on me

You have no idea how hard it was for me to make this movie, okay?

Just need to focus, if you're gonna stay here

We need to keep it like super profesh

Profesh is my middle name?

Mm-hmm

I thought your middle name was Danger

That's a stage name

Cold profesh seabirth

Promise me you're not gonna derail this, okay?

Promise

Okay

Wanna do some donuts?

Do you wanna drive me to my car?

Yeah

Okay, goodbye

Bye

Okay

Tom, long time no see

Gail asked me to check and make sure you're okay

Cold, I thought you were dead

Why you gotta be such a pussy bitch?

Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you not to refer to me as a pussy or a bitch

Okay, but you got hurt like a pussy and you're acting like a bitch

Tom, Colt Seaver is here

Tom, Colt Seaver is just checking in on you

Jody needs you back on set, pal

And I don't wanna be a part of any breaking in role play games

Alright

DJ Khaled

Hey, bitch

All I do is win, win, win, no matter what

Got money on my mind, I can never get enough

And every time I step up in the building

Everybody's hands go up

And they stay there

Cause all I do is win, win, win

And if you going in for some head-to-head

And they stay there

Ludacris going in on the verse cause I've never been defeated and I won't stop now

Keep your head up, beat em in the sky for the homie daddy making em a full flock down

I never went nowhere, but they saying Ludacris back

Blame it on their hands, cause Ludacris call it Ludiacs

Can't never count me out, y'all better count me in

Guess when it back to count, the countin's countin' in

Make millions every year, but South's the champion

Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I do is win, win, win

No matter what the fuck

And every time I step up in the building

Everybody's hands go up

And they stay there

Cause all I do is win, win, win

And if you going in for some head-to-head

And they stay there

Why do you look so familiar?

What do I know you from?

I'm Iggy Star, lead actress on Metal Storm

I'm Ryder's girlfriend

You're in Metal Storm?

Yeah

Hey, were you in that movie Carjack?

Where the guy named Jack steals your car and you shoot him in the hand and you say

I hope you know how to drive stick

And it doesn't make sense cause it's like should be automatic

But the way you say it, you're like stick

Oh, she's great

Is there anything else I know you from?

Storm Chaser?

No

Ice Warrior 1?

Mm-mm

Ice Warrior 2?

I didn't see one

Black and Madness?

No

I got a 17 minute standing ovation at cons!

Is it con?

Cause it's just like they always, I thought it was cans

It's cans!

I'd love to see your film!

Where's it streaming?

Streaming!

I'm just a stunt guy

I'm working on Metal Storm 2

You lie! We're only on Metal Storm 1

I meant all subtle!

Is this a prop sword?

Mm-hmm

I'm a good actress

Hey, if you're really working on Metal Storm

Why are you sneaking around here?

Just trying to find Ryder

He's like really drugged up and paranoid right now

He thinks someone's trying to kill him

And I'm like if you don't finish Metal Storm

I'm gonna kill you myself

I can think of a million reasons why

But why does Tom think someone's trying to kill him?

I don't know

I mean all I know there is some dark shit going on

And the sooner I can get out of here the better

It is killing my high vibes way of being

I am a light worker

I am a person of positivity

I am a giver

Did you know that there are actually

People in the world going through hard things

Like floods and crime

And there are Povos

What's a Pavo?

A poor person like you

Oh, cool

Any idea how I could find him?

Uh, you could try this club he hangs out at

He's there with his drug dealer friend, Dune

Who has leopard print tats on his head

Okay, well

It's been real

I'll see you on set

Do you know the call time by the way?

6am for the Povos

Alright

Hey, stunt man

You're never gonna get in looking like that

What's with the bird?

That's Tom's sober cockatoo

They're like sensitive to energy and shit

So if you get high around one of them

They like freak out and they attack you

Oh

So what kind of shit is Tom into now?

He's into this new crazy Australian shit

Called Dundee

Dundee?

Yeah, like Crocodile Dundee

It's like you see unicorns and shit

You like get guided on this tour

And the unicorns are like, hello, follow me

It's like a little bit weird, but I'm kind of into it

It's very specific

What's with your fugly ass Miami Vice stunt team jacket?

Is it second hand?

Uh

It was the first show I ever did

50 stunts in 15 minutes

I had to jump a boat through a ring of fire

I got so good I could do it

With my hands tied behind my back actually

No one's ever done a stunt like that

That's what the poster said

You're very into yourself aren't you?

I mean, you know, you did ask

Alright, so security's super tight

At the club

You're gonna look the part

The only thing you're gonna be in is acting like Tom

You know how to do that, don't you?

Yeah, I just act like I own everything and everyone

And there's no repercussions for my actions

Mhm

One, two, three, yeah

I'm the hot sauce, I'm the real deal

I do it, yeah, I do it

Stop it, oh my god

I'm the hot sauce, I'm the real deal

Remember that time we slept together, Tom?

Yeah

You doing?

Stuntman, yeah, yeah, you said you were gonna come see me

Sit down, get a drink, hey, get him a drink

Get him a drink, what do you want?

Oh, no, I'm good, I'm just looking for Ryder

Get him a Shirley Temple, sit down

No offense, I just wanna find Ryder

How come no one ever wants to chat with the drug dealer?

Sorry

I, uh, I mean no

No disrespect

Just had a long day, Ryder hasn't shown up for work

That was fast

You doing anything today?

I just, uh, yeah, car roll

Just the car roll, you know what he said?

Just the car roll with a stuntman, my man

That's what I do

Hey, that's why I like you, cause you do all the hard shit

They give Oscars for that

For stunts?

No

Nope

Hey, to the unsung heroes

I'll drink to that

Mmm

No offense, but I prefer cartoons

See, movies are always trying to make things real

But it's not real, it's a movie

It's not meant to be real

That's why I like cartoons

Because cartoons don't pretend to be real

That's what I like about it

You seen Dumbo?

Dumbo changed my life

You know that scene when Dumbo gets into the bad champagne

And he starts saying the pink elephant's on parade and shit?

I was like, yes, please

Make it a double

Hey, stuntman

Why don't you come with us?

Get you nice and comfortable at the hotel

Huh?

Oh, damn it, get moving, come on

Where's Roderick?

He's on the second level

I'm too high for this shit

Whoa, over here

Yeah, follow me

Don't give up, Colt

I know where I am, but

Where is he?

Where's Roderick?

Tell him

Where's Roderick?

Speak louder

I'm crazy, but

I think I wanna be

I think I wanna be your unicorn

Let it be your unicorn, baby

Let it feel like

I know what it is to fly

Yeah, I'm feeling it coming

Smooth

Look at that shiny white coat

Look at that gleaming metal horn

Man, I wanna be your unicorn

Let it be your unicorn, baby

Let it feel like

I know what it is to fly

Let it be your unicorn, baby

Let it feel like I know what it is to fly

What are you doing, Colt?

You know what I'm doing

I'm gonna stop this car

I've done it a hundred times

To keep my hips above the hood

Should be fine

You're just doing it because the unicorn told you to

You're just jealous the unicorn didn't talk to you

You know what? You're clearly high, Colt

And you're clearly chicken shit

Okay, we don't have time for this

Let's go

Are you okay?

Drive! Drive, bro!

Hey, you need to chill. Just relax

Hey, just relax. I'm gonna love another fighter, okay?

Where's Ryder?

I just drugged you because they paid me to

Who's that?

The guy that runs Ryder's security

He's into some real shady shit

What kind of shady shit?

You're into shady shit and not telling me what it is

I'm into shady shit and different types of shady shit

Like what?

I deliver drugs to him at the Pendleton Hotel sometimes, okay?

What room? I don't know what room

No, he changes. Just ask Kevin for the fruit plate

Kevin? Kevin, K-E-V-I-N

I know Kevin! You know Kevin?

I don't know Kevin

Well, then you're gonna get to know Kevin, okay? He's a lovely guy

I don't wanna get to know Kevin!

Ask him for a fruit plate

Look, I'm not lying to you. It's a fruit plate

A fruit plate? Are you serious?

Yeah, you know, mango, strawberry, or a fruit plate

Whatever it is, sir

Then ask Kevin for the fruit plate and he'll give you keys

How long does this last?

What?

How long is this gonna last?

What are you even saying?

How long does this last?

When you stop seeing unicorns

This is a dundily-dundoo trip, Colt

I'd like to speak to Kevin

Kevin's, uh, on a break

Okay, maybe you could help me

Can I order the fruit plate?

Okay, do you want me to call room service?

I don't know, is that what happens?

Do you have a room?

Do I need one?

To order the fruit plate

The fruit plate

Wow

Hi

What happened to your face?

Hi, okay

You look good, what's wrong with you?

It's good to see you

You look terrible

You look amazing

Your face is bleeding

What happened to you?

I was running

Very unusual athleisure wear for a run

This?

Yeah, they gave me the wrong bags at the airport

But you know, it works

I can sweat

If I'm gonna play rider, I thought I should just cut weight a little

You seem kind of tweaky

I'm a little spotty

When my glucose levels get low, I get a little

Okay

Is that a new thing?

What's that?

Is that a new thing?

Is your hair new?

Yes, I cut it, I changed my hair

You changed your number, we're even

I thought we'd sort of even the score

Yeah, I've learned a lot about myself

Since we last seen each other

A lot of doctors, a lot of therapy

A lot of work

And I've realized that I'm a mess

And you dodged a bullet

You are some vault, aren't you?

Spill the beans, heavy how

And I wanted to be that for you

Yeah, you say that, because you're such a wonderful person

That you would say that, but trust me

It got heavy, and we were

You know, we were so new, so I just

I figured that

You know, spare you from all the stuff

A lot of things you can't do

It's a lot of stuff

Like what?

You know, it could have gone into bathroom stuff

For instance

I mean

I would have been really good at bathroom stuff

What?

Yeah, I think I would have been really helpful

And gentle with you, and sweet, and discreet

I would have closed my eyes

Held my breath

Gave you a sponge bath

Excuse me?

I gave a great sponge bath

Very thorough

What?

Hmm

Okay, okay

So, thrilled about your new relationship with Fruit

And I hope you'll be very happy

It's just a fling, it's not serious

Trust me, I'm still

I'm not by my ex

How is she supposed to do quality work

If you keep harassing her all the time?

Okay

Can you go and grab your things?

We have really got to zip

What's going on?

Seriously

You look like you've been busy

Yeah, real busy, Gail

A lot of running around, Gail

We can discuss that, but right now the studio

Are so far up my ass I can taste them

We need a third act

You having problems with the third act?

We're going to go and do things right now

I'm going to go write it

It's like the studio are wanting me to contort the love story

So that it all ends happily and everything's rosy

But I feel like if I lean into reality

Then maybe that's the way to go

And most love stories don't end well

Usually

What do I mean?

I strongly disagree with that

We should keep chopping it up

Yeah, should we?

It's important, it's the ending

Okay

Sir

Huh?

Hi

I hear that you're interested in a fruit platter

Kevin

Yes

Okay, so

It's on ice

Yeah

Yeah, okay, sorry

Ugh

Hello

Split screen

Jodi?

Yeah, is this okay? I'm calling you, you said to call

Yeah, it's fine

Yeah, we could chop it up

Let's chop it up, it's a good time, not doing anything

Okay, great, so split screen

Right, do you think that it's like

Nostalgic, super cool, or do you think

It's a gimmick

Um, I think it could be super cool

Yeah, how do you

Want to use it, I mean, you know

Tell me, tell me everything

You know, about your vision

So, I like that they're on screen together

But they are in separate worlds, you know

Visually and emotionally

So you've got this very prominent divide

Between the lovers, and I want that

You want the divide? I want the divide, yes

It's funny, because I didn't get the impression

That there was that much keeping them apart

Well, you haven't read the script

All I know so far is that the alien lady and the cowboy

Are having what seem to be

Pretty manageable problems

Judy, Judy

How's this? Manageable problems

The aliens invaded Earth

And they left it in tatters, so there's whole thing

In the studio pushing for the love conquers all thing

I'm not buying it

Well, I have to admit

That I'm surprised to hear you say that

Why?

Well, I'm just a boy in a neon suit

Standing in front of a girl, reminding her

That Notting Hill is her favorite movie

And she watches Love Actually

Every year at Christmas

Well, you know, I watched it again this year

And I didn't love it, actually

Wow, that's worse than I thought

Yeah, it's a really sad day for Notting Hill as well

That happily ever after stuff

Unsubscribe me

I didn't get happily ever after from Notting Hill

What are you talking about? Of course you did

Did you? Yes, of course, they're on the park bench

Maybe, but we don't know for sure

She's not gonna go back to work in the street

All we know is that in the beginning

She's pretty much up for anything but kissing

And in the end, she's open to kissing him

And it gives us hope

You have got your Julia Roberts movies so twisted

A little hope No, that is Pretty Woman

Where she is a lady of the night, and this is Notting Hill

Where she's a very famous actress

Well, don't listen to me. What do I know?

Look, you're the director, you're gonna make the right choice

I'm just saying, for people like me

Who may not necessarily get the metaphor

You may not get the deeper metaphor

But you're gonna see it. You're gonna see this bright line

Between them that we're gonna ache to see blur

You know, but maybe it can't

Maybe it doesn't

Right, right

Yeah

But what do we know?

Right?

Because all we know at this point is that the cowboy

Likes the alien

Does the alien like the cowboy?

She's on the fence

Right

And she's got problems

Because she's an alien, and he's a cowboy

And that's a problem

But is it a problem they can't overcome?

Here's a question

Are they even gonna try?

What do you think?

Do you think they're gonna try?

I think

I think this was a great brainstorm

So

What'd you decide about the split screen?

I have a better idea

I don't think you need it

I think the connection between these characters

Is so strong that nothing can come between them

Jode

Jodi

I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to

Get through this

I don't know

Hello?

Dead guy on ice

What?

There is a dead guy on ice at the hotel, girl

What are you talking about?

Well, if you think that doesn't make sense, don't order the fruit plate

Hold on, you're seriously telling me you've just seen a dead body?

Yes, Gail

On the rocks, in the hotel

What hotel?

The one I just saw you in, Gail

Well, whose room is it in?

It was in Kevin's, per se

But he definitely had something to do with it

Who is Kevin?

It was in Kevin's room?

Gail, you asked me to do this, so

Please try and keep up

I went to Ryder's apartment, like you told me

That's where Iggy with the sword and the silver cockatoo

Put me in the neon suit

And they sent me to the man with the leopard print head

Now, he goes by the name of Dune

It was Dune's goons

Who dirtied my Shirley and gave me the Dundee

Dune's goons

And not in a fun way, Gail

I think they were trying to kill me, Gail

So you can understand why I chased them with my scooter

But when the unicorn showed up, I had no choice

I had to hit their car with my body

The point is, that's how I got to Kevin's fruit plate

And the dead guy on ice

Do you understand now?

Does it make sense?

It's absolutely clear as mud

Listen, don't just step away, step away

And calm down

I am going to handle everything

No more handling! I want the police

You're very aggressive

I'm sorry, I'm sorry to yell, I want the police

You're not going to talk to the police

You don't talk to anyone about this, okay?

You listen to me, you are not talking to the police

Excuse me, sir

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Not parking at any time

Sorry

Just making sure we're both here

I'm here, mate

I want to report a crime

Okay

An ice crime

Yeah, you're still getting the ticket, mate

I got to tell Jody

About the dead guy

How do you know he was dead?

He would have just been knocked out

On ice?

Yeah, ice baths are very good for inflammation

And are you forgetting that you were high?

How can I if you keep fixating on that one point?

Okay, you know what? Let me just stop you right there

Whatever you told Jody last night

I don't know what I said

Has got her all fired up

And now I have to build a truck for a 250 foot jump

In a day and a half

Sounds pretty cool, actually

And on top of that, the fight scene today

And Jody has decided that she wants to do it all in one take

A one-er

Dan, did you tell him about the one-er?

Yes

So cool

Right? So good, he's into it

Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

Okay, about this sequence today

I'm glad you say that

Because that's what I want to talk to you about

Me too, because we don't even need him

We don't need him

I had an epiphany last night, let me just tell you

I was so excited

After we spoke, it all came to me

Yeah, the third act, this sequence, all of it

After talking to me?

Yeah, you know, I was shocked when you showed up

Yeah, well, it was shocking

But I just started to wonder

If maybe you showed up just at the right time

I've been going for this thing

And the action, and I've never been able to get it

Like this feeling of the pursuit of love

And how far would you go

For the one that you love

And, you know, and then

You know, I realize it's not very far

With Ryder, because he's a drip

And he runs weird

And he can't do action

You can

I'm unlimited with you

I can do everything and everything with you

And it just made my brain just

So cool

I don't need cuts, I don't need gimmicks, I don't need anything

I just need you

To finish this movie, you know, maybe even make it a great movie

You know

Wow

What do you think? Do you want to work together?

Shoot the shit out of Sydney Opera House in four hours?

Three hours and 52 minutes

What are we waiting for?

Okay, good, good, okay

Venti, Venti, come on

I'm going to get some dots on your face, because I need you, but not your face

Oh, God, yeah, just get rid of it

I'm just going to get a little bit of this head on, okay?

Cool, okay, okay

Ready for a take? Make it rain, please!

I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day.

You got me in a spin, but everything is okay.

Touching you.

Touching me.

Touching you.

I believe in a free cold love.

Just a day in the life of a love.

With the chance we can make it now.

We're in a paradise on New South.

I believe in a free cold love.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

How'd we do, boss?

Yeah, it was good.

I mean, it was amazing.

It was so amazing, we're gonna go do some karaoke if you,

if you like karaoke, you know, you could, you could come.

Like, I, I would like you to.

I'll be there.

Okay.

I don't know what that was.

That was just so awful, and...

Really?

Yeah, who's she?

Okay.

Yeah.

Holster that.

Yeah, it's holstered, it's done, forget, you never saw it.

Judy, do you like Christina or Brittany?

I saw that.

You saw the finger guns?

Oh, I saw the finger guns.

She started it.

I didn't have, I didn't have breakfast.

Yeah, you did.

I disagreed.

I gave you a break-you're-out this morning.

This is all meal penalty if you want the...

It's fine.

I'm just saying, not everyone's gonna be as cool about it as I am.

No, I get it.

You know.

What is this?

I've got you on a 555 flight out of here, okay?

I have a car waiting for you.

Now?

Engine's on.

Yeah.

Cole, there's some serious shit going down, okay?

I just told Jody I was gonna meet her for karaoke.

And I'm actually embarrassed that I got you here.

I've got you all tangled up.

I just wanna get you out of here before it escalates.

Get your stuff together, we're going, I've got a missed flight.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Okay, but I'm late and I gotta get Ryder's dogs to daycare.

Zloty needs her oatmeal baths, she gets hives.

Hey, should I be looking for another job, Alma?

Your father's a system, you must know.

All I can tell you is that if Ryder is a no-show tomorrow,

the studio will shut us down.

Oh, poor Jody.

Say hello to director's jail.

If you wanna be with me...

Am I crazy or is my joke hot?

He's... he's...

Wow, he's got some great qualities.

He really does.

Yeah, you should go for it then, T.S.

Yeah.

Jean-Claude.

Bonjour, monsieur.

Bonjour.

Qu'est-ce que tu fais, monsieur?

Qu'est-ce que tu fais?

He's a bon garçon.

Sorry, his commands are in French.

French, I know.

I worked with him on a movie.

I can't believe you kept him.

Well, it's more for a party trick, really.

This one's got a command where you'll bite people in the balls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know...

Attack me!

No, no, no, no, don't... Alma, right? I'm...

Colt Severs.

I know who you are.

You know.

Of course you know, I'm not surprised.

What is that supposed to mean?

Because you're an assistant and you guys secretly rule the world.

You're not wrong.

Look, I've had a really rough 24 hours, maybe 48.

I don't know, it's yesterday in L.A.

I've already had a terrible tomorrow.

So if you could just tell me what you know, that would be amazing.

You grew up in Florida until your parents divorced.

You were raised by a single mother.

You were an overactive child, so she put you into martial arts.

You got four belts in one year.

You got hired in the stunt industry when a local stuntman saw you jumping off a buddy's roof,

and you used to double for Ryder until you broke your back.

Rough.

6'1", 185, and your favorite color is blue.

Okay.

Well, after that oddly specific and sad summary of my life,

can we move on to Ryder?

Help me walk these guys to Doggy Daycare?

Can I walk in?

You wanna be with me

I can make your wish come true

You gotta make a big impression

You gotta like what you do

I'm a dude in the bar

So, the last time I saw Tom, everything was pretty normal.

He and Henry were in some kind of drug-induced, shirtless, shit-show grappling match.

That sounds pretty normal.

Yeah, typical.

But then Gail called me early the next morning in a panic.

Drop whatever you're doing. Tom has lost his phone again.

So I headed to the apartment expecting the usual, you know,

naked debauchery, piles of drugs, people passed out.

But this time it was different.

There was nobody there.

It was spotless.

But I did find the phone.

The one that Dressler, Ryder's creepy security girl, just called me about.

Metal Storm crew, we have a call time of 6am tomorrow. Don't be late.

Alright, thanks, bye.

Hey, two shots of tequila, please.

Gail?

Hey.

Wow. I didn't think you liked coming to these things.

What are you talking about?

I love listening to people murder my favorite songs. Thank you.

Hey, guys. KandG.

I gotta get to karaoke.

Hey.

Thanks, Amy.

Au revoir, Jean-Claude.

You gotta get rid of that thing. Why don't you just give it to Gail?

Whatever's on this phone is a goddamn bazooka that'll blow a movie star-sized hole

through somebody's career.

I'm happy to get this into the hands of a good guy.

Okay.

For the right price.

What do you want for it?

A producer credit.

On Metal Storm?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Are you out of your mind?

Hey, look, I need career protection, okay? I'm burning myself with this.

I mean, I want Megadeth to come out with a new record,

and we have to accept that some things are not gonna happen.

It's not like I'm asking for points on the back end here, okay?

I know there's a lot of producers pissing in that pool.

I'm a stunt guy. What am I supposed to do then?

You're a stunt guy who used to date the director

and seems to be getting close to rekindling some sort of

short but legendary torrid love affair.

Drop it into the pillow talk. I don't know.

Do you think we're rekindling, though?

I mean, I think... I feel like we are. It feels like it.

But I'm saying from your perspective, do you...

What do you think?

What do I know?

Well, you seem to know a lot.

You did say pillow talk. Is this a deal or not?

It can help you find Ryder.

I'll do what I can.

I don't have the passcode.

Just figure it out, okay, stunt man?

Just find Ryder.

I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA.

As you know, nothing in this industry...

I don't have time for an NDA. I gotta...

Wait, wait, wait.

Carry on with it.

Whoa.

Oh.

Checkpoint.

Ryder's fine. Where is he?

What am I doing? What am I doing?

You said that he left town.

Co...

No, he didn't. He's coming here.

He's swinging by to sing some karaoke.

No, I... I gave him the tickets.

I see it! I see it!

Engage your core.

I need him to finish the movie.

Why would... Why wouldn't you talk to me about it?

What?

Oh, chicken. Really?

That transfer will kill me, okay?

It's product placement!

Give me that.

Fine.

Call me chicken.

All right. Okay, tough guy.

Okay, young blood.

I'll buy you a drink when this is over.

Attack!

You've been so distracted.

You should have spoken to me.

This... Crosswise. Excuse me.

Can I get another, please? Thank you.

We're back!

I thought you wanted me to get rid of him.

And he just left.

You still got it, man.

Love working with you.

Who are you working for?

Where's my money?

Where's the fine stuntman?

I need that video!

Wow, he didn't tell you.

Can I get another one, please?

I... Thank you.

I really thought I was doing my job.

It's fine.

But you know what?

He can do whatever he wants.

He's an adult human male.

And he should do as he pleases.

He should just...

He knows.

Go his own way.

But that means you can focus up now.

You have a massive...

Do you know you have a big, fat hit on your hands?

I know. Yeah.

It's highly...

Highly...

At the edge of the universe.

Yes.

Be yourself.

Forget about him.

All right, next up, we've got a Jodie.

Is there a Jodie in there?

Yes!

Here she is.

Big round of applause for Jodie!

I actually want to change my song.

Oh.

Uh, okay.

That one.

I could not just let you walk away

Just let you leave without a trace

When I stand here taking everything from you

You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me

When all I can do is watch you leave

As we shared the life through a random road

We shared every tear

You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now

There's just an empty space

I love this song.

There's nothing left here to remind me

Just the memory of your face

So take a look at me now

There's just an empty space

You're coming back to me

It's against the odds

And that's why I've got to face it

I wish I could just make you turn around

Turn around and see me cry

There's so much I need to say to you

So make me a reason why

You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now

There's just an empty space

There's nothing left here to remind me

Just the memory of your face

So take a look at me now

There's just an empty space

I'd like to wait for you

To come and hold me

But I know I'm not alone

I can't take it no longer

Are you okay?

Dio?

I gotta get to karaoke.

But to wait for you is all I can do

And that's what I've got to face

So take a good look at me now

I'll still be standing here

But you're coming back to me

It's against all odds

It's the chance I've got to take

It's not good, I know

Where are you?

You're such a dream

And I'm not sure

I'm not sure

Trust me

I'm not sure

What's poppin' on, boys?

Yeah, luncheon later.

You know how to get into this thing?

Oh, I've seen some of these guys.

This thing is a vault.

It take me like, what, three days to crack this thing?

I'm a tech genius, you know?

What if you don't have three days?

You need the password.

I'm telling you that.

You're next.

Nigel.

Nigel!

Nigel!

Just throwing up words I never...

Knowing Ryder, it's written on a post-it note

in his apartment somewhere.

Okay.

Okay, next up, we've got Dan.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, Dan.

Don't be shy, mate.

Come on, buddy.

Let's go.

You owe me.

I need what my son.

All right.

Hey!

Whoo!

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

Split up.

Jean-Claude.

Regardez la caca, too.

Okay.

Ah!

Hmm?

Ooh.

You know what?

I deserve this.

Idiot.

Cole?

Cole!

I got it!

Cole!

Finishing the movie.

I think I got it.

All right.

I think I mentioned the video.

Oh, baby, I'm here at work,

but I got a little something for you,

a little surprise.

It's just above my ass.

Oh, my God.

Open your eyes.

I think I've seen Tom's ass more than my own.

Okay.

Now is the winter of our discontent

made glorious summer by this song of yoke.

He's such a dick.

But God, he's good.

Yeah.

What about this?

Whoo!

Look at him.

He's jacked to the tits.

So much for that sober cockatoo.

Shh!

Oh, here's that party his assistant was talking about.

Okay.

Iggy.

Wait a second.

Who's that?

That's Henry.

That's Ryder's stunt double.

He looks a lot like the guy I saw at the hotel.

When you were high?

When you were seeing unicorns?

And a dead guy on ice.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, dude!

Do I do my own stunts?

I think I do.

I think I freaking do.

Yeah, baby.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Give me, give me, give me, give me the phone.

Give me the phone.

Did they just kill Henry?

Shit.

They just killed Henry.

It's Venti.

Hey, uh...

Dan.

Hello?

Turn on the news right now.

I can't believe this.

The dead body discovered this morning at the Pendleton Hotel

has been identified as Henry Herrera,

an American stuntman known for doubling superstars

Tom Ryder.

Authorities are investigating his death as a murder.

Their prime suspect is another stuntman, Colt Severs,

who was last seen in the hotel room

where Herrera's body was discovered.

Police have released this security footage

showing Severs leaving the scene of the crime.

If you have any information, please do us a favor,

reach out to Crime Stoppers by the number on your screen.

And we'll have more on that later.

In the meantime...

I gotta call Jodi.

It's high noon.

The edge of the universe, folks.

Which one was that?

That was take four.

God damn it, Jodi.

It looks like fricking Burning Man.

My balls are drenched.

I need a towel.

This dude always forgets that he's mine.

I know.

He says the craziest shit.

I know, I know.

What is it, on airplane mode?

If this was The Fugitive and you were Harrison Ford,

the bad guys would be closing in.

I called Tom Hanks.

God damn it.

You stay alive.

Stay alive.

No matter how long it takes,

no matter how far,

I will find you!

Blessing the Mohicans!

Ah!

Boy!

Stunts!

Oh, damn it.

Shit, is this rubber?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Daniel Day-Lewis!

This is important!

Dwayne, the rock Johnson!

Ah!

Give me the phone!

Where's the phone, stunt man?

We gotta get this phone to the cops.

Okay.

It's the only thing...

Ice tackle!

Solid!

Hey, man bun!

Where's the phone, stunt man?

Shot clock.

Attack it!

I'm gonna take that.

Be careful, that big fella.

I'm gonna go out the front

and make sure no one's there.

Okay.

All right.

Hey, take Jean-Claude, would you?

Okay.

I'll see.

Just you and me, stunt man.

Shit.

Colt's down.

Big fella got away, though.

Yeah.

You can make it, you can make it!

No!

It's too dangerous!

There's gotta be stairs!

Downstairs, downstairs, downstairs!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, man.

Oh!

Oh!

Look at that.

You're making a movie here.

Could you leave this, please?

Thank you.

Ooh, girl.

So tense.

You remember old Jersey, right?

Oh!

Stunt man.

I never forget a fist.

Listen, I need the phone.

Where is it?

It's a matter of urgency.

I need to know.

Right.

The one that proves that you killed Henry, not me.

Uh...

That phone.

Well...

Yeah, I'm gonna hold on to that.

Seems like it's the only thing keeping me alive right now.

Okay.

You hold on to it.

Okay, sure.

What happened, Cole?

You know?

All those movies.

We had some laughs, right?

Uh...

Remember Prague?

Remember Prague?

Uh-huh.

Yeah?

I made you carry me all around the city.

That was a very dark time.

Playing a paraplegic.

Remember?

Right?

Yeah.

That was fun.

Yeah.

What's wrong?

What's happened?

The police have found Henry's body in his hotel room.

Murdered.

What?

Colt's gone MIA.

Because he's on a plane?

They said he never got on the plane.

What are you saying to me?

He's the prime suspect, Jody.

Okay, oh, God.

Are you kidding?

I know.

Colt.

There's no way.

That's what I said.

There's no way.

What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Mmm.

What went wrong?

What is it?

What went wrong?

Well, as I look at it, you know,

you're torturing me right outside your superyacht

like a Bond villain.

Dipshit!

What went wrong?

What went right?

You changed.

You changed.

Yeah.

We used to be like brothers.

You and I.

Entered into the sacred bond of actor and stuntman, man.

Oh, God.

You think Colt could murder a human being?

No, I don't.

Did you tell them that?

This is a man, this is a man who spent 23 minutes

ushering a cockroach out of my room once,

and I was like, just stamp on it,

and he was like, no, let it live.

I mean, it's Colt.

I told them all of that.

I told him who he is, who I thought he was.

Did you?

Emphatically?

Yes, I did.

Yeah, because he was at the airport where you sent him.

What?

He would have been at karaoke with me.

I thought he was on the plane.

Don't do that.

He's lied to both of us.

How many movies?

How many movies have we done?

I don't know.

We had too many to count, that's right.

Because I put you in the contract, didn't I?

I put you there, right there.

Yeah?

That's right.

Had the assistant, the makeup and hair.

Braids.

Trainer, and then boom, Ryder's number one stuntman.

Colt Seavers, that was me.

I did that.

I did that for you.

What are you going to do for me?

Huh?

Die, I guess.

Right?

Die.

Is that the plan?

It's nothing personal.

Oh, my God.

Well, I'm taking it personal.

Yeah, I can see that.

The torture.

You know what?

Listen to me, Tom Ryder's a global brand.

I'm taking it personal.

I literally move.

Marcus, if I go down, the freaking dow goes down.

If you break your back, I replace you like this.

Boom.

Look, I can see how you can get so easily confused, you know?

You put on my clothes, all right?

You walk a mile in my shoes, you start to get some attention,

and you get your little article in Variety or whatever it is.

Oh, my God, this Variety article.

Ten top stuntmen or whatever the shit.

Are you serious?

It doesn't really matter.

Nobody read it.

But you start to feel like you're something special.

I didn't even do the interview.

This is what's happened, right?

It muddies up the waters.

And that's when I got to nip it in the butt.

I got to protect the asset.

But maybe we don't know people as well as we think we do.

Oh, my God.

No?

Oh, my God, it's cold.

Give me the phone.

No, what are you doing?

Get off the phone.

Oh, my God.

You're such a dry scale.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

Let me help you.

No, stop.

Let me take it under.

You know what?

Just give me a minute.

Yeah.

Come on.

You know, if you just stuck to your job

instead of trying to hog the spotlight,

this wouldn't have happened.

I mean, Henry wouldn't be on the scene.

His accident wouldn't have happened.

Your accident, freaky little fall,

because you just pushed my buttons, man.

Wait a second.

What?

What?

What did you say about my accident?

Well, you know, you pushed me over the edge.

You literally pushed the button.

I mean, you didn't.

I pushed the button.

Had to crank it up a notch.

That was you?

Yeah.

Had to teach you a little lesson, didn't I?

Got a little too big for your boots, didn't you?

Henry's no different, you know.

Hey, you do your own stunts?

Do I do my own stunts in front of all those people?

That's humiliating.

And yeah, I'm going to kick you in the next week.

But ain't Gail, you know.

Remember Gail, right?

I've known her for 15 years.

Oh, yeah.

I forget, because you've been out of the game so long.

I introduced the two of you.

Calls me up and says it doesn't look good.

Bad for marketing, and branding, and murder.

I know.

I don't.

I really don't need this right now.

Fucking Henry.

Don't worry about it.

You lay low, and I will handle everything.

This plan was so simple.

Yeah, we were going to put Henry's body on ice

so it doesn't decompose.

We could pull you out from that rock you crawled under.

My life, yeah.

You know, scan your face, stick you on the murder video,

drug you, drive you and Henry's body off the Sydney Harbor

Bridge in your car, boom.

You got murder, suicide.

So simple.

Boom, cut, check the gate, move on.

Beautiful.

We have different ideas of what simple is.

You just didn't stay down, did you?

You had to create a big scene like Colt Seabers does.

Wow.

Dipshit Dune sends you where?

To the freaking crime scene back to the hotel.

Oh, brilliant.

That's nice.

Great.

Good job.

Now I got a witness.

The adoption's called.

Now I'm, now I'm, now I'm going to improvise.

So say goodbye to Dune.

What?

He's got to die.

What do you mean I have to...

Don't do this.

Listen to me.

Shit.

Goddamn.

You're killing Dune.

This is insane.

This, well, this is all new, man.

This is all new.

This is, this is insane.

But, no, but then you got Kevin.

Uh, Kevin.

You know, concierge.

Spoiler alert, Kevin, run!

No, he had a good idea.

He ain't gonna run.

Kevin, I'd run.

Don't run, Kev.

You were good, right?

Quick wits.

If it wasn't for him,

the cops would have found Henry's body.

Think about this.

I am.

Sleep on it.

If killing Kevin is a good idea,

it'll still be a good idea in the morning.

Cole, no, he's a witness.

He's got to go.

What?

What?

No, hang on.

What?

Oh, my God, you're killing Kevin.

He's killing Kevin.

He's killing Kevin.

He's killing Kevin.

I don't know when it stops.

Just adding up, one by one,

all on your plate.

Like a stack of pancakes.

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

Still kind of works.

Sort of writes itself, actually.

It's not writing itself.

Yeah.

You're writing it.

Crippled stud man,

falls from grace,

flies to Australia in a bitter rage

because Tom Ryder,

two-time Oscar nominees,

working with his ex-girlfriend...

This is terrible.

...dresses up as the movie star

and goes to the club

to fill once in his life.

Relevant.

Gets high as balls,

goes to the Pelton Hotel...

This is your idea.

...and kicks down the writers room

stunt double short...

Tom, you should not write.

...kills him,

and in a pathetic last stunt,

lands both the triage doubles

at the bottom of the Sydney Hotspots.

It's awful.

It's awful.

It's plot heavy.

We're getting tangled in exposition.

The murder caught on tape.

Lose the last part,

the suicide.

You lose the audience

if there's too much.

No, I don't think

that'd give a shit, actually, Colt.

Tom, you need carbs!

Where's the phone?

You need carbs.

I need the phone.

No, your brain runs on glucose.

Get your chef to make you a grilled cheese, okay?

It'll change your life right now.

Colt, you're the fall guy.

You're the fall guy.

Where's the phone?

I mean, you can keep taking hits all night,

but you know what?

You can think of a few other people who can't.

We can bring Dan up here,

maybe Jody, perhaps.

I mean, I like Jody,

but, you know...

There's no phone.

Okay?

That's the twist.

No phone.

He shot it.

Out of my hand.

Up there.

Go check.

You two, all of you.

I'll wait.

He shot it.

You didn't know you did that?

It's crazy.

I've been wanting to tell you this whole time.

No, he didn't.

I was by the door frame.

No.

And he shoots it out of my hands.

No.

Take the ties off.

Oh, my God, what a relief.

It's crazy.

You were right about one thing.

That was the only thing keeping you alive.

I really wish you could see

what Jody's gonna do with Metal Storm.

It's gonna be awesome.

I honestly...

It's gonna be a banger.

Not so cocky now, are you, mate?

Jesus, Mike, Mike, put a lid on it.

Wish you didn't break that bomb, bro.

Break that bomb?

That's cool.

I'm a free drink, mate.

Mate?

There we go.

Mate?

Help!

Shut up.

Help!

Shut up.

Help!

Shut up, Mike.

There.

This fire gang's real.

Come on, guys, start the boat.

He's gone the wrong way.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh, Colt.

Colt?

Hey.

What's going on?

What'd you sing?

What?

A karaoke.

I'm sorry I didn't make it up.

It doesn't matter.

Listen, everyone's saying you killed Henry.

What's happening?

Oh, that's not true.

You're gonna hear a lot of things that aren't true.

I just wanted to say that when I first got here,

you asked how I was doing, and I gave you the thumbs up.

And you were like, that's stunt guy bullshit.

And you're right.

It's total cliche.

But, you know, there's a reason you don't see the thumbs

down stunt guy.

You know, it's kind of part of our training, right?

You know, you get hit by a car, you get thrown out of a window,

you get set on fire, you give the thumbs up.

But after my accident, turns out it was not an accident,

by the way.

I, uh, I wasn't OK.

And not because I broke my back, because I just felt

a huge failure.

And I realized that, uh, you know, I'm not invincible.

Huge shocker.

And I thought maybe I wasn't so special or something,

so I, uh, just figured that the thumbs down version of me

wasn't what you got into it for, so I disappeared.

But, you know, I didn't just disappear.

I do, uh, just disappeared on, on, uh, myself, too.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

You deserve more than that.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted you to be honest.

You know, honestly, it, uh, I always thought

that honestly, it, uh, all hurts.

Getting hit by a car hurts.

Being thrown out of a window hurts.

Getting set on fire really hurts.

But, uh...

None of it ever hurt as much as not being with you.

Where are you?

Is that from a movie, or did I just make that up?

It's pretty good.

You can use it if you want.

No, please.

For what it's worth, I'm still in love with you.

And I don't think you should give up on that happy ending.

Colt.

I gotta go.

For what, Colt?

I'm sorry.

Give it all tonight

That's a wrap on Colt's savings.

Gail?

Jodie?

Colt.

Colt's dead.

Police are investigating an explosion on Sydney Harbour

just outside the Boca House,

where it appears a boat has collided with a boat.

And the alleged suicide of Colt Seabird,

the man responsible for the recent murder, is here.

Hey. Hey.

What's going on, pal?

Stunt coordinator Dan Tucker.

Seen him?

Hey! You two.

Helmets off.

Look at the stunt coordinator Dan Tucker.

Get back to work.

Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour,

police are currently investigating the suicide

of American stuntman Colt Seabird.

Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour,

police are currently investigating the suicide

of American stuntman, Colt Seabird.

on Sydney Harbour.

Police are following a dramatic boat explosion

on Sydney Harbour.

Police are currently investigating the suicide

of American stuntman Colt...

Don't care what you think of me, Brian.

Don't care what you think of me.

Aah!

You think you can come to my set?

I'd sneak up on thee!

Aah!

This is great.

I knew it. I knew it.

Aah!

I knew you were alive.

Three shows a day, six days a week for three years.

The Miami Vice stunt show.

You remember.

Yes. I'm happy you're alive, Colt.

Oh, Colt, I'm so happy you're alive.

I knew it. You're doing a...

Oh, my God. Nice work at the pen.

I'm so sorry. No, it was great.

You got it out just in time. I think the ink poison agent said, uh,

chef's kiss. What's going on? Huh?

Everyone's saying that you killed Henry.

Ryder killed Henry. He framed me.

That's footage of you. They defaked me.

What? They do it all the time on the Internet.

They take Tom Cruise's face,

and they put it on yours, and you can't tell the difference.

No, okay, so where's the real footage of Ryder killing Henry?

How do we get it?

It was on Ryder's phone, and then it got destroyed

because Dan's last Limohegan's plan didn't work out.

What? It's not his fault.

You know, he called Tomahawk first.

Okay, I got blanks only.

And it was going pretty well, actually, and then Dressler showed up,

so he, you know, he does this, like,

Jason Bourne shit.

Okay, I have so many questions.

Okay.

Who else knows you're alive?

No one. Great.

No, that's the point. I mean, I figure we can't finish the movie

if they think I'm dead. What movie?

Metal Storm. What about Metal Storm?

If they think I'm dead, they'll come back and finish.

Who? Ryder. Finish what?

The movie. Metal Storm.

Exactly. Are you insane? What?

You are insane. You need to be burning your fingerprints off

and you need to be getting across the border as fast as possible.

We're gonna hide you

until we can clear your name. None of it matters anymore.

It's just a stupid movie. What?

It's just a stupid movie. Don't say that.

That's Metal Storm you're talking about.

That's the movie you spent your whole life trying to make.

Who knows?

You might inspire a whole generation of little Jodies

to pick up cameras and make their own movies.

You're just...

You're special.

And all of us get to be a part of something special

because it comes from you.

I obviously failed at getting us our happy ending,

but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let Space Cowboy

and Aliena not have theirs.

Mmm.

Jodie, my love.

What's up? Shh.

Stop it.

She's in on it. What? Yes.

Okay, come on. Let's just get out of here.

No, come on. We're gonna get you on the button, please.

Come on.

Come on.

Christ.

It's gonna work.

You're right in there, my darling.

Here, take this open. Rub it on my belly.

Get in the button.

Okay.

Come on. You good?

Be quiet. Don't make a sound.

My head. What?

Hi. Hey.

Hello, you. Hey.

Oh, come here. Oh, how's my favorite director?

A bit emotional, you know.

Jesus.

Like Johnny and Amber have just been here.

I know. I know.

I'm so sorry about Colt.

Thank you.

You know, it's such a shame, but what a mess.

Right. Who knew?

I mean, I tried to help him. I hope you know that.

But sometimes you can't help people

who don't want to be saved. Right.

But silver lining to this very dark cloud,

I've got Ryder to come back,

and I have a plan. Really?

But we're not gonna be able to do

your big third act set piece,

the car jump. It is an impossible jump,

especially now with Colt gone.

Dead. He's gone.

He's so dead. Stay with me.

I spoke to Venti.

She says she can do it in VFX.

The car jump? All we need to focus on

is Ryder's new final

bombastic monologue.

Read the pages.

God, you smashed it. I knew you would.

We're gonna get him covered. You, meanwhile,

please go and rest up in Fiji on me.

You know? Plop yourself on a beach.

And I'm gonna take care of all of it for you.

Gail. You've got so much to process.

No. I can take care of all of it.

No. This is my movie.

Now listen to me.

I've learned so much from you.

I know. Thank you. I'm very grateful.

But the lesson I stand by now

that you've taught me... Yeah.

You fall down,

you get right back up.

I am directing this movie.

Oh, my God. That's my girl.

It went in. I'm so proud of you.

Good. Okay. Thank you.

All right. Let's get you out of here.

Have you seen Dan?

No. I think he's by the taco truck.

Probably have an S.M.R. Thank you so much.

I'm proud of you. Thank you. Thanks for the pep talk.

Okay. Bye-bye. Love you, darling.

Love you, too. Bye.

You're gonna finish the movie.

Oh, I'm gonna clear your name.

Okay. Why can't we do both?

I think we can.

We're gonna bring him to set in a controlled environment,

and then we surround him...

And we beat the shit out of him.

No.

We're gonna force a confession out of him

by putting him in a scene. Right.

You know, he always forgets he's mine.

That's better. I just don't know how to do it yet.

I know how to do that.

Make him do his own stunt.

The impossible jump.

Then we beat the shit out of him.

It's high noon at the edge of the universe, folks.

And we're facing a powerful enemy.

An alien species

born of the worst of humanity's traits.

But what our enemy doesn't see

is that their demise

is imminent.

And the most powerful weapon

in all galaxy...

Love.

Inside each and every one of you

is a spark, baby.

An ember.

A goddamn fire!

Love is how we will win.

And even if we lose,

we're gonna die

fighting for a happy...

Goddamn, Jody.

What in the crap am I saying?

Cut, cut!

Cutting that piece.

This panty's in a twist.

It's as if someone took the last few pages,

wiped their ass with it, and said,

yeah, sure, give that a try.

What's the problem, Tom? Do you not like the new pages?

No. Jody, you promised me real.

You promised me grit, art.

I mean... Happy endings can be real.

I know.

I get it. I see what you're trying to do.

Yeah. You know, this cold thing has hit you pretty hard, okay?

It has me as well, you know?

Yeah.

Look, you let us down.

Come here.

I think what you're having

is a little nervous breakdown.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And that's okay.

We all get one of those.

I have those quite frequently, actually.

Habitually, I don't know.

I just... I feel pretty...

I feel pretty focused.

And I want you to know something.

I'm okay.

He was dead to me anyway.

Do you know what I care about?

About?

Not anymore.

Finishing this movie.

Um...

It makes me so happy to hear you say that, because...

Our movie.

Our movie?

Metal Storm.

A Jodie Morano film starring Tom Ryder.

Metal Storm, baby, here we come.

We're gonna put the Metal Storm to the Metal Storm.

Make me believe, okay?

Okay.

You got this. Okay.

You got this.

Make me believe.

What do you want? What do you want from this next one?

What do you want? Dazzle me. Okay.

Dazzle and surprise me.

Inspire me.

I just got my motivation. Of course you did.

Right there, Jodie. Okay.

That is my trip out of here

to St. Barts with Drake.

Wow. One take is all I need,

and then I'm out of here. I love it.

Sounds amazing. Off we go, all right?

Let's do it. One and done. Let's do it.

Let's go again. Resetting, please!

Doing it again.

Don't wonder, Jodie. You know it.

It's very tense. You know what, Gail?

It's the vibe on this song, okay? I know.

You got bulletproof vested security.

I know, but look. Think about it.

Everything that's happened is a bit of extra protection

for all of us, okay? Gotta be safe.

If they could just clear out a bit,

that would be... Okay?

You heard her. Back it up, guys. Back it up. Thank you.

Lock it up, guys. Thank you.

The part in here is go to two?

Amazing. Where's she going to?

I think she... Oh, we've got playback.

Listen, I've got one more take out of him,

and then you need to be ready, okay?

It's game on.

174, alpha, take two.

And action!

Wait, wait. One second. One second.

Action!

It's high noon

at the edge of the universe, folks.

Zero notice here.

We're moving as fast as we can.

Load the pyro!

We need enough charge to blow this canyon sky-high, people.

Okay, where are we?

Going as fast as I can, Nige.

And even if we lose, we're getting it done!

Mighty four-oh, BandH!

Hell yeah!

We're just gonna get it, then!

Get on out there and go!

Who's with me?

Who is with me?

Good! Yes!

So good. So good.

Thank you. Was that it?

God, yeah. Did we get it?

It was so good. We got it? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Gil was in floods.

I really felt that one. Of course you did.

Because I had tears? Yeah, I know. I can see them.

Yeah, it was fantastic.

So, listen, all we have left is the alien track coverage.

All right? That's it. No.

Yep, we're gonna do the car jump. No.

There was another set-up. Venti's gonna do that in VFX.

I know, but we need his close-up, all right?

I need his close-up right here for all the coverage, all right?

15-minute stops. That's all I need.

This is the bit, do you remember, where Space Cowboy steals the alien vehicle?

Come on, this is his moment.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not gonna do any driving, all right?

Because I'm gonna feel really nauseous.

It's a blue-screen set-up. I need this.

I need this, okay? Everyone, double the pace!

Double the pace!

Everyone in position!

We're as ready as we can be.

Hey, get Ray to come in and check the mic before we go.

Copy. Sound, can you come down here and check Ryder's mic, please?

All right, Tom, you ready?

Yeah. Okay, remember this bit.

You're gonna be in the alien vehicle, okay? Yep.

And with nowhere to go, you're gonna jump the car over the ravine.

So I just need a quick pop on you.

Space Cowboy ain't scared of no ravine. Of course.

So I'm thinking maybe just a couple of reaction shots.

I'm gonna grip my T like, God damn.

Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic.

Yeah, yeah, I like it. All right. I like it.

Okay, I think it's gonna be great. Yeah, I love the choice.

All right, let's pop these on. Okay, what's this?

There we go. No, this is because you've escaped the aliens.

Is this necessary? A bit much, no?

It looks simple. Razor stakes.

It's kind of cool. Yeah, it's cool. Razor stakes.

Okay, let's do it. Yeah, Space Cowboy.

No way. It's your money's cut. Tom, sorry.

Jesus, Ray, I told you this before I got here.

Appreciate you, Tom.

Thank you, Sam. I would. Okay, great.

So, you got this guy coming on your left.

All right, we got him. All right, take him out.

Someone else is gonna crash down on the bonnet. You're gonna take him out.

No, no, no, see, what I'm thinking is maybe I come down,

I take him out first, and I'm like,

pow, pow, pow. I slide over, go pow.

And maybe I say a little line like,

I was shooting aliens way before I was paid to.

Fantastic. All right, let's lock it up.

Let's shoot, Petra. All right, standing by, please.

All right. Take one, marker.

In three, two, one, action.

All right, you're a lucky day, alien.

You gotta go.

Get out of me.

I'm Space Cowboy.

Whoo-hoo!

You are approaching the ravine.

There's nowhere else to go. Tough life.

You have no choice.

You're gonna have to make the jump.

In three, two, one.

Yee-haw!

Ah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.

Who is that in the car with him?

We're in the middle of a take right now, asshole.

What are you doing?

He's just buckling you in. Safety first. That's it.

Really tight. Is this necessary?

Hey, we are filming right now.

Keep rolling, keep rolling.

Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing.

It does not. Get out of the car.

Howdy.

No, no, wait. Stop. No.

What's that?

Yee-haw!

Get to the car!

What the hell are you doing?

I'm trying to get something real out of him, Gail.

There's no cameras on him.

Hey, Dan, they're approaching Ampushallee right now.

We're ready.

Let me out right now!

What are you gonna do, huh? You're gonna kill me?

Again?

Can you untie me?

No.

McCabe!

Smoke screen in three,

two,

one!

This does not seem safe, man.

Dan, where are they? Do you have eyes on them?

I see them. Everything's going to plan.

I'll block the road. They shall not pass!

I see them. They're entering Ampushallee.

I can't see shit!

McCabe! One!

McCabe! Two!

McCabe! No!

I like my job.

Whoa!

Mother!

Oh, God!

Gail!

I can't think straight when you drive like this.

I'm supposed to be dead.

You blew up in a thousand pieces.

You ain't kaboom.

Maybe you're confusing me for someone else that you murdered,

like Henry or Dune or Kevin!

I like Kevin, okay?

You like him enough to murder?

I was role-playing.

I was playing a character, playing fricking Tommy Torture, okay?

I said a few things.

I ordered their death.

I didn't think they were gonna kill them, okay?

Okay.

I can't help it if no one can tell the difference

between me and them, and I'm being so goddamn natural, okay?

I was there, Tom Ryder.

Some might say I was an eyewitness.

Tom Ryder.

How good was that performance?

You ordered their deaths.

Right!

It was very convincing, Tom Ryder.

Why are you saying my name like that?

It is your name, isn't it?

Tom Ryder.

A blind man can see that you're Tom Ryder.

Okay.

Roll the cameras.

On roll.

Onca, check.

Peli.

I'm done taking the falls for you.

You're gonna do your own stunts from now on.

I don't wanna do my own stunts.

Relax. It's just a 250-foot jump that'll probably kill us.

It's never been done before.

Comic Con, tall age, it's a big deal.

What are you doing, man?

I've gotta be sitting.

Me and you, Tom Ryder, one last stunt.

You know, like Thelma and Louise.

Thelma and Louise?

Oh, my God. Can you just pull over and let me out right now?

You're not getting out of this car

until you, Tom Ryder, tell me, Colt Sabres,

the truth!

All right, all right, all right, all right. It's all Gail.

When I killed Henry, she wanted to cover it up

because, to be honest,

Space Cowboy's one of my best roles yet, Colt,

and I don't want this movie to fail.

So you're saying that Gail Meyer was responsible

for framing me for your murder of Henry.

Yes! Yes!

But what's your real name?

Tom Ryder!

Did you get that, Jodi?

We got it! He confessed!

Are you wearing a wire?

Bro, are you recording this? This is in traffic.

You can't do that. No, it's not in traffic.

What are you doing? Because you're wearing the wire, dipshit!

Aah!

He's going. Go! Go now!

I'm just an actor!

Wait. He has a mouthguard.

I don't have a mouthguard.

Aah!

Oh, good.

You're alive.

Are you okay?

I told you I'd make the camera up to you.

It was fantastic.

Chris, we're coming!

Boy, can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

It's all Gail's fault, man.

This is all Gail's idea.

Give me that confession!

Give me all the media or you're deaf!

Dressler, bring the helicopter to the trench.

What about Ryder? Now!

No, about this date.

Put it in the case, you numpty!

Can we call it a date?

I mean, that's what it is, right?

Such a moron!

Hurry up!

Gail, Gail.

Give me the recording, Gail.

Darling, calm down.

Just come with me.

We don't need all this toxic masculinity

because we're the same, you and me.

You know, we're survivors.

No, no, no, no. I'm nothing like you.

I don't want to be presumptuous, I mean,

but let's call it spade a spade.

That's why I gave you the job.

Well, man, because you're so easily moldable, you know?

We've put up with worse than this.

We've survived more than Ryder.

My mum's version of a goodnight kiss.

Oh!

Give me the case.

This is a Gail Meyer production, not yours!

Rendezvous with the boss in the canyon.

Extraction at the spaceship's.

Spaceship's, huh?

Oh, no, big red.

I don't think you're gonna make that one.

Stand set!

Go!

And trust me, I will not be taken aboard for this,

because I deliver hits for all you little people.

You're welcome.

Get ready.

Hey, hey! That's for me!

That's for me! It's my helicopter!

Please, it's not a man's helicopter!

Aah!

I'm in control!

Aah!

You son of a bitch!

Not again, dog!

Aah!

This design is growing on me.

Get in! Let's get out of here!

Yeah, copy that. Taking off now.

Three, ten, no, plus one!

They know everything!

Wait, what is this?

It's the evidence! Why don't you just stop talking?

Jodi!

Blow the fires! Blow the fires!

They're getting away!

Aah!

Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump!

Okay, okay, lower the arm, lower the arm.

I have a plan!

What is it? What's the plan?

I'm gonna jump onto the skids and beat the shit out of them.

No, just get the recorder!

Aah!

Go!

Ah, shit.

Whoa! Whoa!

Get me down! Whoa!

Get me down!

I'm gonna need a few more controls here.

I can't get it under control.

Just wondering, you know, after this movie,

if I don't go to prison, and, you know, you're not busy,

maybe we could go to a beach somewhere,

wear a couple of swimming costumes.

Just drink a spicy margarita or something.

Yeah, yeah, make some bad decisions.

Okay, sure, yes.

Sound like a plan?

It's a better plan than this.

Okay, please be careful.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaah!

ٹGet me up the control!

Get us out of here! What are you doing?

Don't let him get back up!

No!

Now, Kim!

Now!

No!

Stunt!

Mobilize that airbag now!

No!

Get away from the baby!

Get away from him!

No, no, no, no!

No!

Get it!

No!

Come on!

Just keep it steady!

Get it!

Come on!

Here!

Come on!

Ah!

Oh, my!

Nice!

Go, go, go!

Yes!

Oh, no!

Ah!

No!

Robyn!

Oh, my God, my nose!

Oh, Joe!

He's in the tent!

Shoot him!

He's a stupid stuntman, no one gives a shit!

He's one of the best stunt doubles I've ever had!

Oh, shut up!

Give me that confession!

Come on, come on, come on, quick!

Give it back to me or I will blow your head off!

It's empty, Gail.

Mmm, yeah!

Come on!

No!

Go, balm, go!

Look at yourself in the eye!

His horn, his heart.

What the f*** is going on here?

What the f*** is happening?

of epic proportion.

Starring MTV Best Kiss Award nominee Jason Momoa.

It's high noon at the edge of the universe.

I know these creatures.

I fought them.

I've loved them.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

We are facing a powerful enemy.

But what our enemy does not know is that inside each and every one of you is a goddamn fire!

Yeah!

Fire! Yeah!

Yeah!

Fire!

Ah!

Ah, shit!

Justice is on the horizon.

Metal Storm.

Metal Storm was a huge hit.

Alien and Space Cowboy finally got that happy ending.

As for Jodie and I, we got something even better.

We got a new beginning, filled with spicy margaritas and bad decisions.

And look, I don't want to over-romanticize it or anything, but I think what Jodie and I got,

it's even better than what you find in the movies.

You were made for loving, baby, you were made for loving.

Well, I'm not the kind to run and hide when I come close to danger.

I ain't never been afraid to take the fall.

Yeah, I'll fall.

I'll walk the wire through rain and fire, go fast and I'll go slow.

Somehow I get stronger through it all.

It's a death-defying life I lead, but I take my chances.

I'd die for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies

kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

Well, I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car,

cause I'm the unknown slum man who died to have your heart.

Logan's good, Logan's good.

That's the Paul guy, right?

Metal, fuck.

Stole it.

You gonna give us your playback?

Oh, I've been hurt and I've been broken down, but somehow I'm still yearning.

Cause through it all she's still on my mind.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car,

cause I'm the unknown slum man who died to have your heart.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car,

cause I'm the unknown slum man who died to have your heart.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car,

cause I'm the unknown slum man who died to have your heart.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car,

cause I'm the unknown slum man who died to have your heart.

Holy shit!

It's a little record.

Logan, you alright?

I'm upside down, but I'm good.

I don't know if you heard, but my stumbrothers and sisters don't get no gold.

So here's to the unsung heroes.

Hey!

It's so crazy, right?

Let's go big, we're on one take.

Not even one nomination.

We are big on Oscar Monteverde.

We are real stars from this labor of love.

Look at it!

Somebody had to say it.

It's been building up inside.

I just couldn't hold it in.

I had to let it fly.

Action and stunt have been woven into the DNA of films since the beginning of cinema.

Eaton, Lloyd, Jackson, film's first great directors were all stunt performers.

Then her, Rocky, Braveheart, Titanic.

Some of the biggest winners in Academy's history are completely dependent on stunts.

So it's about love today.

We are big on Oscar, baby.

We are big on little statues of love.

We are real stars from a labor of love.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Will you just calm down?

You know who I am, right?

I mean, I can make you a massive star, you handsome beast.

And you, you have the right to remain silent.

So shut the hell up.

Will somebody cuff this bitch?

Let's go.

These guys are in the prop department.

These ain't cops, man.

Back up, man.

I'm calling my agent.

I'm getting my agent involved.

Let him go.

Tom!

No signal.

Gotta get some.

Ha, ha, ha!

Three bars!

Actor.

Get me Jason Momoa's agent on the phone.

Waiting for love to catch me again.

Waiting for love to let me on the road again.

Waiting for love to catch me again.

Waiting for love to pull the strings that may or may not.

We can fall out of time.

We try to find an answer, looking for a sign.

There's just no reason, and there's really no right.

And we wouldn't be moved.

Neither could see that I needed you, and you needed me.

If I could go back, I'd do it differently.

Now I'm falling all the time, and I need you in my life.

Waiting for love to catch me again.

Waiting for love to pull the strings that may or may not.

We can fall out of time.