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(theme song playing)
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Hey, hello,
Latka.
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Good. He's not
here yet.
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Bobby's not here.
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I bought him
a gift.
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Can you guess
what it is?
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(laughs)
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A beach ball.
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Oh... yeah.
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Okay, but can you guess
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what color it is?
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Red, green, yellow and blue.
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Yeah, that's right.
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But, uh, okay,
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can you guess
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how much did it cost me?
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About ten dollars.
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Yeah.
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That's right, okay,
but can you guess...
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All right,
how tall was the saleslady?
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Five foot three.
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Not even close, Mr. Know-It-All.
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Anybody else want to guess?
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ELAINE:
Latka,
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Bobby hasn't moved out
to California yet.
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He just went there
to do a television pilot.
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Yeah, that's right.
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The network isn't sure about
making it into a series yet.
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You know what I mean.
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Yeah. Besides,
you buying Bobby a gift
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makes the rest of us look bad.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You see, he expects it from me
because I am his best friend.
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Oh.
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What... What are you talking
about, best friend, Latka?
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Everybody knows I'm
Bobby's best friend.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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It's so silly,
it make me laugh.
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There is nobody closer
than me and Bobby.
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Hey, Latka, you
know, you're nuts.
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Me and Bobby go out together,
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me and Bobby go
to games together,
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me and Bobby go
chasing girls together.
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Whenever he's got a
problem, he calls me.
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He does that to you?
That's right.
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Well, then I can see
how that can confuse you.
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But-but, really, Tony, really,
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but he and I are best friends.
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Anyway, if he's not going
to-to California,
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I'd better return this to
the six-feet tall saleslady...
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...and get
something else.
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(scoffs)
(laughs)
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You know, uh,
hey, you know,
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Bobby's been gone
almost six months.
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Hope he hasn't
changed any.
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Yeah, you know, uh,
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those people in, uh,
California are pretty strange.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Unlike here.
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Wow!
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Thanks, you guys.
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I really didn't expect this kind
of welcome home.
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I didn't even know I was gone.
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ALEX:
Jim?
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Yeah.
Your name is Jim,
not Bobby.
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Oh, maybe so.
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But if someone does
something nice to me,
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I'm not one to nitpick.
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You guys are aces.
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Nice to be back.
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Nice to have you back, Jim.
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Hi, everybody!
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(excited chatter)
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Good to see you!
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Wow! Ooh!
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Here I am back
in the garage again!
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ELAINE:
Yeah.
This place hasn't changed a bit.
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Ooh.
TONY:
Come on, Bobbaroo,
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there's your
old seat, yeah.
Yeah!
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Hey, sit down.
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Hey, how was California?
Great, huh?
Yeah?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Take away the beaches,
the climate,
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the women, the glamour...
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still beats this.
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(laughter)
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It's great
to have him back.
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Bobby!
(excited chatter)
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Hey, will you shut up?
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I couldn't hear
myself think in there.
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What's all the noise?
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Hey, Louie,
guess who's back?
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Louie.
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Well... Bobby Wheeler,
the great ac-tor.
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If I'd have known
you were coming,
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I'd have baked a ham.
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So, come to beg
for your job back, huh, Bob?
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Ah, I didn't come
back here to work, Lou.
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You never came
here to work, Wheeler.
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He don't need
your job no more, Louie.
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He's a big TV star now.
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Hey, hey, hey, Tony,
I'm not a star yet, huh?
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Yeah, well, Bobby did
a pilot and that's
the first step.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I happen
to know a little bit
about the TV world.
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Donahue did a whole
show about it.
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They make hundreds
of pilots every year,
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and maybe two
or three of 'em
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ever become series, hmm.
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Yeah, but I have
a feeling that Bobby's
is gonna be one of them.
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Yeah, I think it has a chance.
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Well, I don't.
Why not?
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Because Wheeler's in it.
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Everything he touches
is a failure.
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I mean, if he was
at Gettysburg,
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we'd be singing "Dixie"
before ball games.
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(Louie laughs)
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ALEX:
Yeah, well, you'd better
watch out, Louie,
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because this time
I think you're in
for a big surprise.
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The only thing that
surprises me, Reiger,
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is how the rest
of you can manage
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to keep up this masquerade
of confidence
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in George C. Scum here.
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If you held a gun to his head,
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Wheeler couldn't
act nervous, ha-ha!
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When this guy's in a play,
the highest priced seats are
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near the exits.
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When this fellow goes onstage,
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they have to put sick bags
behind the seats.
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(laughs)
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ALEX:
All right, all right, all right,
all right, Louie, Louie,
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Louie, let me
ask you something.
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Let me ask you something.
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What if Bobby
does get the series?
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Ha!
No, I mean it.
What if he does get the series?
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What, what, what?
Well, you name it, Reiger.
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You want to make
a little bet here?
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A hundred bucks?
No, no, no.
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200 bucks?
500 bucks?
No, no.
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No, no, no money.
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What, what, what?
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All right.
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You congratulate him
in front of all of us.
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Couldn't I just take out my
appendix with a warm spoon?
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Sick bags!
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Come on, come on, Louie.
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Hey, Lou, come on.
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Now, now you're
so sure of yourself,
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what do you say?
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All right, all right, for sure,
fine, I can't lose.
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All right, all right,
if Wheeler's show
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becomes a television series,
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I'll congratulate him
in front of everybody.
Right.
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And then,
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I'll go down and
sprinkle rock salt
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where hell froze over.
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(both laughing)
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Warm spoon!
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(cackling)
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Ah, come on, everybody,
let's, come on.
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Let's take this party
over to Mario's.
Yeah.
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Come on.
Let's get out of here.
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Well, I'm not saying that
Bobby Wheeler's a bad actor,
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but the only one who ever
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waited for him backstage
was the playwright,
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and he had a hammer, ha-ha!
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A hammer,
he had a hammer.
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A baseball bat,
he had a baseball bat.
No, no, no...
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A rubber hose.
(grumbles)
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He had a rubber hose.
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That's a straight
line, Louie.
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Okay. Okay, now you got
the number, right?
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Now, if you hear anything,
just call me, okay?
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If you hear anything.
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All right, thanks, good-bye.
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(Bobby sighs)
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Well, Mr. Wheeler.
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Okay, I want to hear
everything about your pilot.
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Yeah.
Oh, okay.
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Well, it's a hour-long
dramatic series.
Mm-hmm.
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And I play the oldest son
in an old family clan in Idaho.
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It's called Boise.
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Oh...
Can't miss.
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I love it! I already feel like
it's one of my favorite shows.
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Guess how much they're
gonna pay me a week
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if this thing goes to series?
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Just take a wild stab.
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150,000 bucks a week.
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No, not 150,000 bucks a week.
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No newcomer makes
150,000 bucks a week.
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Then how much?
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$3,500 a week.
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Hey! That's pretty good!
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That's pretty good.
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What do you mean,
"pretty good"?
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It's fantastic.
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You know, if you hadn't
said "150,000 bucks" a week,"
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everybody'd be going
crazy right now.
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That's okay,
it's okay, Bob.
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It's okay, we're impressed.
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Yeah, Bobby, if that's the best
you could do,
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it's the best you could do.
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Tony, have you gotten dumber
since I've been away?
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Phone call, Bobby.
It's your agent.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no, he's heard.
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I can't move.
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I-I-I can't breathe.
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Somebody get the phone
for me, huh?
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I'll get it.
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Hello, Sid?
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Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
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Yeah?
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Well, what'd they say?
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Well, what did you say?
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Well, well, okay, listen.
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I'll, I'll get back
to you, okay?
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Yeah, and, uh,
and thanks for calling.
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(sighs)
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The party's over.
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Oh, not again.
Oh, no.
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This party's over!
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Now, we start celebrating
my new TV series!
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(excited chatter)
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Come on, this is the way
cab drivers celebrate,
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not the way
TV stars celebrate.
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I'm gonna rent a hotel suite
up at the Plaza,
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and I'm gonna show you
what a real party is!
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ALL (chanting):
Boise! Boise! Boise!
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Boise! Boise!
Hold it down.
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Hold it down.
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You ain't, you ain't
seen porfnig yet.
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Bobby, now that you are
going to be back in New York,
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I bought you a present.
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But you have
to guess what it is.
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I will give you hint.
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It, it keep you warm
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and it rhyme with "zearmuffs."
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Earmuffs.
Earmuffs.
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ALEX:
Earmuffs.
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Earmuffs.
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Give up?
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It is earmuffs.
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Hey, Latka, listen,
I really appreciate it,
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but I'm not gonna be
needing them now.
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I got the series,
and I'm going to California.
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Come on, we're moving the party
up to the Plaza.
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(excited chatter)
All right, let's go!
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ALL (chanting):
Boise! Boise! Boise!
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Boise! Boise! Boise...
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You know, uh, this champagne
isn't quite cold enough.
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Would you make sure
the next batch
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is a little more chilled,
please?
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Yes, sir.
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Psst!
255
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:08,526
And by the way,
256
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,328
all these meatballs
got toothpicks in them.
257
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,902
Tell them to be more
careful back there.
258
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,205
See?
259
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,580
A toast...
260
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,749
to our friend
who is with us again,
261
00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:33,718
but who will soon
be leaving us,
262
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,086
but who will take with him
all of our best wishes.
263
00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,692
You know...
264
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,594
I can't think
of any group of people
265
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,497
I'd like to share
this moment with more.
266
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:49,400
I mean, you guys have been
with me through the bad times
267
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,202
and through the good times,
268
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:53,971
and finally now,
a great time.
269
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,740
Hear, hear.
(Elaine sighs, laughs)
270
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,042
I just wish there was some way
I could take you all with me.
271
00:12:58,076 --> 00:13:01,078
Well, since you can't,
could I have your juicer?
272
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:02,346
(phone ringing)
273
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,048
I got it. I got it.
274
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,651
Hello. Oh, yeah,
hang on a second.
275
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:08,753
Hey, Bobby, it's your agent.
276
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:09,953
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
277
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,155
Make more money...
278
00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:12,489
Hey, Sid,
how you doin'?
279
00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:17,061
What is it?
280
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:19,696
What?
281
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,665
They what?
282
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,901
But, but why?
283
00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,138
Well, what did you say to them?
284
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:32,175
Ho... hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, Sid.
285
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,779
Sid, you said an hour ago
everything was fine.
286
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:38,516
Listen, isn't there
anything we can do?
287
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,551
Listen, Sid,
they can't do this to me!
288
00:13:40,585 --> 00:13:42,420
Come on, this is my life!
289
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,323
Oh, God!
290
00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:49,260
Hey, he's got me curious.
291
00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:59,103
Damn it, Bobby,
I just don't understand
292
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,805
how a thing like
this can happen.
293
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,139
I mean, this is not fair!
294
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,874
You went out there,
you made a pilot.
295
00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,109
They sold it,
they loved it.
296
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:06,977
And now they're
gonna recast your part?
297
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,645
I can't believe it.
298
00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,014
I, I can't believe it.
299
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:11,648
I mean, it's not
happening to me.
300
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:16,287
Here we go.
301
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:18,555
For the California
beach boy.
302
00:14:18,589 --> 00:14:20,657
Just the thing for
fun in the sun.
303
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,927
You bought me
a beach ball?
304
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,595
Thank you, big mouth.
305
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,299
Yeah.
306
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:33,504
Latka, Bobby's going
to stay in New York.
307
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,138
They recast his part.
308
00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:36,941
Is true?
309
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,878
Oh, okay, well, I don't mind.
310
00:14:40,912 --> 00:14:44,414
I like to be laughed at
by the clerks in the toy store.
311
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,621
I just don't
understand this.
312
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,556
Didn't they give
you any explanation?
313
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:55,393
Oh yeah, they gave
me an explanation.
314
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,127
Yeah? Well, this
I'd like to hear.
Yeah.
315
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,532
They said I wasn't
sexy enough.
316
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,166
What?
317
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,135
I don't understand.
318
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,339
BOBBY:
They gotta be crazy.
319
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,176
I mean, I ooze sex.
320
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,144
I mean, look at my teeth
321
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:17,414
and my hair,
my height.
322
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,717
I'm a sexy guy.
323
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:28,058
Uh, excuse me.
324
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:29,393
Sí.
325
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,994
Do you speak English?
326
00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:32,963
Sí.
327
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,068
Do you think I'm sexy?
328
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,903
Sí.
329
00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:41,939
Do you think
I'm very sexy?
330
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:43,340
Sí.
331
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,910
I'm gonna ask you seriously
332
00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,745
and, and please
don't lie to me.
333
00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:55,119
Do you think that
I'm really, really sexy?
334
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,388
You are a sex god, señor.
335
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,759
See?
ALEX: Bob,
336
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,696
Bob, Bob, listen, those people
in Hollywood are crazy.
337
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,264
Now, look, I'm not gonna
let you give up.
338
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,932
There's gotta be
something you could do.
339
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,967
Oh, oh, there's
something I could do.
340
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:15,339
Uh, I'm going to wander
the streets aimlessly
341
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:18,475
and ride the subways
and babble to myself.
342
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:23,614
And crawl back to Louie on my
belly, begging for my job back.
343
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,048
That's the spirit.
344
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:27,484
Bobby, look.
345
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,053
You gotta look
on the bright side of things.
346
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,621
You know, you got
a lot going for you.
347
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,055
Yeah, like what?
348
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,291
Like us.
TONY:
That's right.
349
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,593
ALEX:
That's right.
350
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:39,896
Yeah. One thing I do
have is friends.
351
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:40,964
The "one thing"?
352
00:16:40,998 --> 00:16:42,700
The one? Ah, come on, Bob.
353
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,535
Ah, look, let's everybody
just sit right here
354
00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:47,571
and remind Mr. Wheeler
about the great things
355
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,440
that he's got that
are a lot more important
356
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:51,208
than some television
show, all right?
357
00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:52,409
ELAINE:
Yeah.
358
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,785
You know, I'm feeling
a lot better now.
359
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:02,986
I want to thank you guys.
360
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,522
It's all right.
Oh.
Oh, great, Bobby.
361
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,525
I think I can even face
going back to the garage now.
362
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,059
Hey, Bob, I know it ain't much,
363
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,761
but at least we'll all
be together again.
364
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,196
Yeah. You can still
Yeah.
365
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,131
go on those auditions
like you used to.
366
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,499
Yeah, yeah...
367
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,500
No, no, no, no, Bobby.
368
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,536
Going back to
the garage would be
the worst mistake
369
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:20,871
you'd ever make
in your life.
370
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,106
What, what are you
talking about?
371
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,373
Bobby, come here.
372
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:24,708
Come here, let me
show you this.
What?
373
00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:25,810
Look here.
374
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,144
What do you see out there?
375
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:29,813
An old woman
clubbing pigeons.
376
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:32,015
No, no, not down there,
up there.
377
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:34,084
Oh, the sunrise.
378
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,019
Yeah, Bobby,
it's a new day.
379
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,821
And you know what's great
about this day?
380
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,590
It doesn't belong
to anybody yet.
381
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:41,758
It could belong to you, Bob.
382
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,259
But it won't
if you stick around here.
383
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:45,195
Now, look, come on,
you went out there.
384
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,897
The best thing that ever
happened to you was this,
385
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,299
was this shot
at the pilot.
386
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,268
I mean, you got experience,
you made contacts.
387
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,504
Bobby, you gotta
follow through with this.
388
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,472
You gotta go back to California.
389
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,374
Look, maybe this one
didn't work out,
390
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,609
but the next one will.
391
00:17:58,643 --> 00:17:59,677
Or the one after that.
392
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,745
Or the one
after that.
393
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:04,247
Or the one after that.
394
00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:06,717
Or the one
after that.
395
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,753
ELAINE:
Jim, he got the point.
396
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:14,425
"The grey-eyed morn
smiles on frowning night,
397
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:18,662
"Chequering the eastern clouds
with streaks of light,
398
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:22,700
"And fleckled darkness
like a drunken reels
399
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:28,572
"From forth day's path
and Titan's fiery wheels."
400
00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:32,109
(sighs)
401
00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:34,578
That's good, Bob.
402
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,013
TONY:
Yeah.
403
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,382
I've still got a plane ticket
to California.
404
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,786
And tomorrow, I'm gonna be
on that noon flight.
405
00:18:45,423 --> 00:18:47,258
Or the one after that.
406
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,131
Let's go.
Welcome home, Bobby.
407
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,032
Oh.
Here are you earmuffs.
408
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,301
Oh, gee, Latka, thanks.
409
00:18:58,336 --> 00:19:00,638
But, see, I won't
be needing them now.
410
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,941
I'm going out to California,
and I'm gonna make it.
411
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,677
Oh, and then I suppose you want
the beach ball?
412
00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:09,513
And then when I give you
the beach ball,
413
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:11,147
you're going
to want the earmuffs?
414
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,784
Well, you got another
thing coming, pal,
415
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,719
because I don't care.
416
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,887
I am fed up.
417
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:18,255
I don't care where you go,
418
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:20,624
what you do, when you do it,
when you get there.
419
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,160
I don't care.
You're making me crazy.
420
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,695
(speaking native language)
421
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,030
Earmuffs, beach ball.
Yeah, Latka...
422
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,332
Earmuffs, beach ball...
423
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:30,301
(continues in native language)
424
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,177
Well, everybody,
I'm on my way.
425
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,913
Hey, uh, Lou.
426
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,950
All right, don't make this
any harder than it has to be.
427
00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:49,253
I said I was gonna
congratulate him,
428
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,987
and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
429
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,658
Hey, hey, Louie,
listen, you really
don't have to do that...
430
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:56,126
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
431
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,427
No, no, no, no, no...
No, but I...
432
00:19:57,461 --> 00:19:58,662
I'd like to hear this.
Alex, I would...
433
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,064
I would really like
to hear this.
434
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,232
All right, well,
then shut up and let me do it.
435
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:07,303
All right, uh, Wheeler.
436
00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:10,507
I know that I, I rode you hard
when you worked here and, uh,
437
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:13,744
I hope that, uh,
that doesn't keep you
438
00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:15,345
from believing
what I'm about to say.
439
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,713
(clears throat)
440
00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:18,047
I was wrong.
441
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:20,216
Everybody else was right.
442
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,319
You probably are talented,
443
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,521
because you're getting out
of this place.
444
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,424
It's something I gave up on
a long time ago.
445
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:32,262
Eh, you'll go out there,
probably become a big star.
446
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:35,933
And if, uh, something like that
should happen, and, uh,
447
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,802
you are still
not mad at me...
448
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,171
maybe send me a picture
or something.
449
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,940
Congratulations and I
wish you all the best.
450
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,716
Hey, uh, look, Lou, I,
451
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,986
I wasn't gonna say
anything, but, uh...
452
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,620
I want to give you
a good-bye gift.
453
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,923
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
you shouldn't do that.
No, no, yeah, yeah.
454
00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:07,564
Look, uh, Louie,
I didn't get the series.
455
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:11,001
They liked
the pilot, but, uh,
456
00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:12,636
they're getting rid of me.
457
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,273
They did that to you?
458
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,343
Oh...
459
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,311
(sobbing)
460
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:26,083
Hey, hey, come on,
Louie, huh?
461
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:27,951
Come on, don't
take it like that.
462
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,153
I can't help it.
463
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,956
(laughing):
That's the funniest
thing I ever heard.
464
00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:38,529
(laughs)
465
00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:39,663
(whooping)
466
00:21:40,898 --> 00:21:43,867
Hey, mister, you want
to hear something funny?
467
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,242
You know, Alex, I think
I'm gonna miss him the least.
468
00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:54,111
(laughs)
469
00:21:55,346 --> 00:21:57,347
I guess this is good-bye.
470
00:21:57,381 --> 00:21:58,982
Oh, no.
471
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,185
Hey, listen, we're gonna be
seeing a lot of each other.
472
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:03,086
You'll go out there,
I'll come back here.
Yeah.
473
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:07,423
Let's just say...
"so long."
474
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,192
So long.
475
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,333
Take it easy, bro.
476
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,641
We're gonna be seeing you
on television
477
00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,210
sooner than you think.
478
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:26,876
Yeah.
479
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,845
Or the one after that.
480
00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:43,893
Well, um...
481
00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,063
good-bye, Bob.
482
00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:49,332
Hey, Alex,
it's not really good-bye.
483
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,234
It's more like
"I'll see ya later."
484
00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:53,437
Come on, we're gonna be seeing
a lot more of each other.
485
00:22:53,471 --> 00:22:55,239
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
486
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,441
What, what do you
mean, "maybe"?
487
00:22:57,475 --> 00:22:59,342
Well, I mean, come on,
you know, if you, uh,
488
00:22:59,376 --> 00:23:02,545
if you make it out there, uh,
your life's gonna change.
489
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,082
I mean, you're gonna get busy.
490
00:23:05,116 --> 00:23:06,249
You're gonna travel.
491
00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:07,550
You're gonna make new friends.
492
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:09,586
You know that and I know that.
493
00:23:09,687 --> 00:23:13,390
You know, Bobby,
if you become a star,
494
00:23:13,424 --> 00:23:15,526
there's a good chance we'll
never see each other again.
495
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,566
Here's hoping we never
see each other again.
496
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,472
Yeah.
(chuckles)
497
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,409
Go get 'em.
Go get 'em.
498
00:23:32,443 --> 00:23:34,044
Huh?
All right.
499
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:36,480
(sighs)
500
00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:02,772
(theme song playing)
501
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,632
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
502
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,633
(man grumbling)
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