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(theme song playing)
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Uh, listen, the auction
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that I'm going to
is an art auction.
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Would you, uh, like to join me?
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I-I'm sorry. I didn't
mean that as a come-on.
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No, that's not true. I did
mean that as a come-on.
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Oh. Would you?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I... I couldn't date a
guy that I didn't know.
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What's your name
anyway? Mike Beldon.
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It's certainly good to
know you, Mike Beldon.
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Mike Beldon, Mike Beldon...
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It's like, you
know, here we are,
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sharing the same experiences
and the same interests.
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Sort of, maybe, feeling a
little attracted to each other.
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Maybe a little.
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Maybe a lot?
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Maybe a lot.
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(chuckles): Good.
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So we got divorced.
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I wanted kids, she didn't.
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Uh, simple as that.
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I don't know, maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe I'm just
too old-fashioned,
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but, uh, I still
believe in families.
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Would you spend the
night with me tonight?
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(long sigh)
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I can't.
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(sighs)
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Kiss, we can do.
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What was that question again?
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(both chuckling)
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Oh, you're sure gonna
get remembered, fella.
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Uh, hey, listen, I owe
you some money here.
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Mm, that's right.
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Thanks.
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Here, take this.
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A hundred dollars?!
No, no, please take it.
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Oh, Mike, I can't. No, please.
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I, I'd feel like a call girl.
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You didn't do anything.
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I'd feel like a bad call girl.
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But I want you to have it.
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I mean, think of it
as a-a down payment
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on your art gallery.
You deserve it.
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Oh. It's the best
cab ride I ever had.
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Oh, oh, this is some tip.
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What would you have given
me if I had stayed the night?
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A very sweet memory.
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LOUIE (over radio): You're
better off with the hundred.
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Louie! Oh! Louie!
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Oh! I don't believe this!
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Louie!
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Louie, I'd like you to
meet Zena Sherman.
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Zena, Louie De Palma.
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Zena wanted to meet you.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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I think maybe you'll, uh...
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like each other?
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Oh.
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How do you do?
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Hi.
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(grunts)
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Sorry I'm late.
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(laughs)
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But Zena and I had
another one of those nights.
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I didn't even have
time to change.
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You'll have to excuse my attire.
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She ripped the
shirt off my back.
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I got nothing. Alex,
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I thought at least you
would be interested
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in the intimate details.
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After all, you are
kind of responsible.
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(cackles)
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I don't want you
to do that anymore.
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Do what? (cackling)
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I don't do that. Yes, you do.
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You do it almost continuously.
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I don't. Yes, you do.
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You do it every time
you mention Zena.
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(cackling) You just did it.
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All right, we've been
seeing each other
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for five weeks and,
uh, being normal,
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healthy adults, it's natural
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we'd have some
physical involvement.
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Yeah.
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So why haven't we?
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I mean, you know Louie.
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What is it? Why
won't he touch me?
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You mean he hasn't touched you?
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I can't even get
him to hold my hand.
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(snickers)
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Oh, Zena's not your first girl,
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she's your first nice girl.
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Yeah! Mm-hmm.
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And I can't handle it.
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I'm, I was brought up believing
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that there was nice girls
and girls you had fun with.
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And there was no
mixing of the two.
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I like Zena.
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I really do.
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But I can't even bring
myself to kiss her.
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Well, there's only one
thing you can do, Louie.
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Break up with this
lovely, warm person,
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who obviously feels
a great deal for you,
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and spend the rest of
your life floating through
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meaningless affairs
with cheap strangers,
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who you'll have
to pay to satisfy
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your disgusting, physical lust.
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Great advice.
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Zena, I'm going to
be straight with you.
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We're splitting up.
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Good-bye.
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Why?
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You really want to
drag this out, don't you?
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I just want to know why.
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"Why?"
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There's someone else.
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Oh, I see.
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Who?
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"Who?"
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Donna Summer.
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We had a little spat
before I met you.
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I couldn't take the
pressure of the racial thing.
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And besides, she's always
shaking it in front of other guys.
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It got to me. I told her,
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"I don't want you moaning
on records anymore."
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This morning,
she gave me a call.
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We reconciled... Stop it, Louie!
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Just don't make up stories.
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I think I deserve
better than that.
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I know what it is.
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You think I'm too good for you.
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Eh, are you crazy?
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It's just that you're
too good, period.
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I'm used to another
kind of woman.
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You're so nice.
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I can't ever even think of...
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relating to you in a
nonverbal manner.
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Oh, I see.
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Louie, you know,
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when people like
each other a lot,
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they should be able
to work things out.
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I'm willing to try.
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I'm nuts about you, Louie.
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Well, you, you hock
at me all the time, right?
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I mean, let me
ask you a question.
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Why are you nuts about me?
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To tell you the truth, I've been
asking myself that question.
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My friends have been
asking me that question,
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my parents, the doorman's
been asking me that question.
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I don't know what to tell them.
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But I know what to tell you.
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You touch me.
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Holy crap.
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You know, all those nights
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when you left me at my doorstep,
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I'd go into my bedroom and cry.
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Take me to the place you cry.
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ZENA: What's going on?
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I can't go in there, Zena!
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Oh! Let me out!
(pounding on door)
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Let me out!
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No, I'm sorry.
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(banging)
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry,
but this is really the end!
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Okay, Louie!
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All right.
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Louie, would you just
do me one last favor?
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What's that?
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How about a good-bye kiss?
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(grumbles)
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Women.
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It would mean a lot to me.
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(muttering): "It would
mean a lot to me."
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All right.
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Well, so long.
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(moans)
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You can go now, Louie.
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That's easy for you to say.
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(chuckles)
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Louie?
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Yeah?
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(cackles)
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I have dreams,
dreams that come true.
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So what was your
dream about Alex?
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Uh, i-it, it was horrible.
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It's going to happen to you
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Thursday night
at your apartment.
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You'll be with a friend.
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I couldn't make out who.
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You'll drink a glass
of water very quickly.
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Somebody is going to
mistake you for a girl.
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You'll do the cancan
in a green shirt,
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wearing a catcher's mask,
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and then comes the crazy part.
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Oh?
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There'll be a knock at the door.
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You'll go to the door.
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You'll open it...
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And what? What, what, what?
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What happens?
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That's the end.
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The end of the dream
or the end of me?
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Both.
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Reiger, the dream's coming true.
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You're here in your apartment,
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it's Thursday night,
it's almost 7:00.
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All right, look...
(laughs) All right...
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I admit your life is nothing
to jump up and down about,
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but it must mean
something to you.
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Oh, and you think
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all those other things
will come true, huh?
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Like drinking a
glass of water quickly,
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being mistaken for a girl,
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dancing the cancan in a green
shirt and a catcher's mask?
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Oh, and at 7:00,
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precisely at 7:00, there's
a knock at the door.
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And who's on the other side?
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Death is on the...
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(coughing): Death... Excuse me.
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(coughing)
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(clears throat)
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(coughing): That's the
silliest thing I ever heard.
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Aha!
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Aha!
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Aha-ha!
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Reiger!
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Reiger, what do you say now?!
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Look what time it is.
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Let's get the hell out of here!
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Louie! Come on!
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Out, out, out! I'm
not leaving here!
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Out, get out! I'm
staying here tonight!
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I'm staying right here.
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I have no intention of going...
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(phone ringing)
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Hello.
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No, this is not Mary.
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Do I sound like a Mary?
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You have the wrong number.
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Louie, why don't you ju...?
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(whimpers)
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Mary?!
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It's happening!
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It's happening! It's happening!
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Come on, out. Louie, Louie...
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Out of here, Reiger.
No, no, no, no, no!
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Louie, no, Louie, no,
Louie... Get out, get out.
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No! Get out!
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I am not going to
leave this apartment.
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If I walk through that door,
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I am violating
everything I believe in.
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I'm giving up the
control of my own life!
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The hell with that!
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I'm going to live my future!
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I'm not going
to be afraid of it.
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Reiger, will you cut
the Joan of Arc stuff?
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And don't tempt fate!
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Tempt fate, Louie?
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No, I'm not going to tempt fate.
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I'm gonna beg fate!
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No, not green! Yeah.
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Reiger, not green!
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No, no, no, no, Reiger.
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Reiger, Reiger... Yeah!
267
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,752
Don't do this, Reiger.
268
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,365
Louie, if I'm going to die,
I'm going to die as I lived,
269
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,768
dancing the cancan in a green shirt
and a catcher's mask. No, no, no, no,
270
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,525
don't... don't lift those feet.
271
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,837
(humming cancan)
Don't... Reiger.
272
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,861
Reiger, don't do this.
273
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,463
No, no, Reiger.
274
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,233
It's coming true! (whooping)
275
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
(clock chimes seven times)
276
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,649
(muttering)
277
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,920
(whimpers)
278
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,962
Louie... I didn't die.
279
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,232
(chuckles)
280
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:41,606
(laughing)
281
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,142
Ignatowski's a boob.
282
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,514
Nice cancan.
283
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,726
(chuckling): Thank you.
284
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,984
(laughing)
285
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:57,521
Now, listen, Louie...
Repeat after me.
286
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,125
Superstitions are...
(slow banging on door)
287
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:04,895
Now you did it! I
almost apologized!
288
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,499
Don't you dare!
289
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,767
Don't go near that door!
290
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,869
Reiger, get away from this door.
291
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,549
Louie, I have to see what's
on the other side of that door.
292
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,950
No, death is on the
other side of this door.
293
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,719
I don't care; I
want to see it. No.
294
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:17,786
Louie, get away
from the door. No.
295
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,921
Get away from the door, Lou. No.
296
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,089
No, Reiger. Louie!
297
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,423
No, no, Reiger. Get away...
298
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,607
No, no. Louie, get
away from the door!
299
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,154
(screaming)
300
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,389
(screams)
301
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,737
(both screaming)
302
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,138
Reiger, did you see
it? It was hideous!
303
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,520
BOBBY: Hey, uh, come on, Elaine.
304
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,754
You're trying to
get everybody else
305
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,345
to talk about their fantasies.
306
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,347
Why don't you tell
us one of yours?
307
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,348
Yeah. Oh, forget it.
308
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,497
I mean, if, uh, nobody else
309
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,185
is going to talk
about it, why should I?
310
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,320
Yeah, you're right.
311
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,490
No point. Let's forget it.
312
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,730
But if I were to
tell you my fantasy,
313
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,399
it would knock you out.
314
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,169
(Bobby groans, Alex sighs)
315
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,004
Anybody got any ideas
about what we can do?
316
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,340
Let's play another
hand of poker.
317
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,177
We always play cards.
318
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,356
We play cards every day.
319
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,080
That's all we do is play cards.
320
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,649
Play cards.
321
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,220
♪ Come on along and listen to ♪
322
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,556
♪ The lullaby of Broadway ♪
323
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:44,094
♪ The hip hooray and ballyhoo ♪
324
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,732
♪ The lullaby of Broadway ♪
325
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,335
♪ The rumble of a subway train ♪
326
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,272
♪ The rattle of the taxis ♪
327
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,943
♪ The daffodils who entertain ♪
328
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:02,146
♪ At Angelo's and Maxie's ♪
329
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:08,886
♪ When a Broadway
baby says good night ♪
330
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:14,091
♪ It's early in the morning ♪
331
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,327
♪ Manhattan babies ♪
332
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,663
♪ Don't sleep tight ♪
333
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:24,168
♪ Until the dawn... ♪
334
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,603
Elaine, we're trying
to play cards here.
335
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,238
Come on!
336
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,740
Buzz off.
337
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,911
♪ Good night ♪
338
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:37,013
♪ Baby ♪
339
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:40,184
♪ Good night ♪
340
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,187
♪ The milkman's on his way ♪
341
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,790
♪ Sleep tight ♪
342
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,493
♪ Baby ♪
343
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,830
♪ Sleep tight ♪
344
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,299
♪ Let's call it a day ♪
345
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,201
♪ Hey, come on along ♪
Hey!
346
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,603
♪ And listen to ♪
347
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,939
ALL: ♪ The lullaby of Broadway ♪
348
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,442
♪ The hi-de-hi and poop-a-doo ♪
349
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:09,146
♪ The lullaby of Broadway
♪ Then he begins to go to town.
350
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,348
♪ Then he begins to go to town ♪
Sway!
351
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,150
And everyone goes crazy.
352
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,386
♪ And everyone goes crazy ♪
353
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,355
♪ You rock-a-bye
your baby round ♪
354
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,958
♪ Till everything gets hazy ♪
355
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:25,196
♪ Hush-a-bye, I'll buy you
this and that ♪ (bell dings)
356
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,065
♪ You hear her daddy saying ♪
357
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,402
♪ Then baby goes
home to her flat ♪
358
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,738
♪ To sleep all day ♪
359
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,641
♪ Good night ♪
360
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,143
♪ Baby ♪
361
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:43,748
Bounce! ♪ Good night ♪
362
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,183
♪ The milkman's on his way ♪
363
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:50,154
Kick! ♪ Sleep tight ♪
364
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,823
♪ Baby ♪
365
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,661
♪ Sleep tight ♪
366
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,895
♪ Let's call it a day ♪
367
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,031
Hey!
368
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,067
♪ Listen to the lullaby ♪
369
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:07,505
♪ Of old Broadway! ♪
370
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,781
(musical interlude)
371
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,243
♪ ♪
372
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,089
♪ Let's call it a day ♪
373
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:03,027
♪ Listen to the lullaby ♪
374
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,229
♪ Of old... ♪
375
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,899
♪ Broadway! ♪
376
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,484
LOUIE (over P.A.): All right,
we got a lot of cabs here!
377
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,774
Let's hit the streets.
378
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,142
Banta, 472.
379
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,545
Nardo, 218.
380
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,247
Latka, get your butt to work.
381
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,783
Iggy, 714.
382
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,452
Reiger, 421.
383
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,397
(theme song playing)
384
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,743
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
385
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:15,767
(man grumbling)
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