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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:23,815 Holy shit! 2 00:00:25,255 --> 00:00:27,895 Dirty slut! 3 00:00:30,975 --> 00:00:34,815 - Holy shit, what are you doing? - Lucky charm. 4 00:00:34,855 --> 00:00:39,656 Stay still, it bothers me. What a rush! I want to eat it. 5 00:00:39,696 --> 00:00:43,695 In a little while a TV program starts. 6 00:00:43,735 --> 00:00:49,296 They do proton launches, armor-piercing missiles... Grendizer! 7 00:00:49,335 --> 00:00:51,816 "Damn you"! 8 00:00:51,856 --> 00:00:54,696 You always catch me Keep an eye on the far right! 9 00:00:54,736 --> 00:00:59,456 Here's what family happened to me: An unfortunate wife leaves... 10 00:00:59,496 --> 00:01:03,536 ...and she leaves me a brother-in-law treacherous bread eater! 11 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:07,537 Dad, I told you that she had a stupid brother. 12 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:12,016 - Nice gratitude! And I that I'll be your mother. - As a mother?! 13 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:16,057 You know I stayed because I disapprove of my sister. 14 00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:20,577 - The truth is that you eat and drink here. - Am I an asshole? - Guess. 15 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:23,557 - Go open it. - It's the phone. 16 00:01:23,597 --> 00:01:27,337 - Then I'll go. - Come on! 17 00:01:27,377 --> 00:01:30,697 - I'm going. - Go answer it! 18 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:34,617 Damn you! Why don't you kill yourselves? 19 00:01:37,178 --> 00:01:40,657 "Hello"? This is the Presta Laricchiuta house. 20 00:01:40,697 --> 00:01:44,698 - I'm Nicolino. - How are you? I didn't think it was you. 21 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:49,537 - Is everyone okay at home? - Certain. - How's my appointment going? 22 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:53,657 - Walk. - Let's stop it, He's been walking all the time for three years. 23 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:58,057 - Not to shorten the time... - I'm sending Angela to study with you. 24 00:01:58,098 --> 00:02:03,578 Whatever you want, but there's only one missing term at the end of school. 25 00:02:03,618 --> 00:02:08,258 I'm sure in an environment healthy like yours... 26 00:02:08,298 --> 00:02:14,298 ...Angela, at least in these 3 months, she will find the desire to study again. 27 00:02:14,339 --> 00:02:18,098 Here in Rome, she gets distracted a lot. At that time? 28 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,658 - All right. - I was sure about that. Thank you. Shall I start it right away? 29 00:02:22,699 --> 00:02:26,259 - Yes, yes. - I would like to say hello your wife. - Which wife? 30 00:02:26,298 --> 00:02:30,779 Like "which wife"? Your second wife, Amalia. 31 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:34,818 My wife's sister brother-in-law, we are almost relatives. 32 00:02:34,859 --> 00:02:39,619 I call her, I don't know which wing of the house she is in. 33 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:44,059 It's on the right wing, here it is. Amalia, love? 34 00:02:44,099 --> 00:02:47,259 Nicolino is here and wants to greet you. 35 00:02:47,299 --> 00:02:51,539 - Are you dumb? - That's it of the ministry, my relative. 36 00:02:51,619 --> 00:02:55,620 - Say you're Amalia. - But there is not. - Make a castrato voice. 37 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:59,460 Here it is, Nicolino, he was doing chores. 38 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:04,220 - How are you doing, Commander? - All right. 39 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:07,660 - How are you? - good, thanks. 40 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:11,580 - Angela arrives tomorrow. - I'm glad to hear it. - Is it a disorder? 41 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:16,260 - No disturbances. - What happened to your voice? 42 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:20,620 I have high and bass, the strings have loosened. 43 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:24,780 - Your mother's double bass! - Take care of yourself, my dear. 44 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:30,140 - Greetings everyone. - Thank you very much and regards to the lady. "Bye-bye." 45 00:03:30,181 --> 00:03:34,461 - Dad, who is this Angela? - A relative, you don't know her. 46 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:39,341 In 1754, your great-grandfather Oronzo emigrated to America... 47 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:42,821 ...and he met Aunt Imelda, whom she later married in Canada. 48 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:46,981 -Now she tells you the whole Bible. -In short, she is our relative. 49 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:50,821 You will sleep in the closet upstairs and she in your room. 50 00:05:08,663 --> 00:05:11,704 We missed it this pain in the ass Angela! 51 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:15,183 If she looks like Nicolino Who knows what scorpion it will be. 52 00:05:15,223 --> 00:05:19,104 However, if she looks like her mother... She's good, mommy! 53 00:05:19,143 --> 00:05:21,944 She has two "tits" that drive me crazy. 54 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:29,143 Forget about it! But what do I care? I go to Fedora anyway. 55 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:33,744 That's waiting for me... Four, five... eight! 56 00:05:33,784 --> 00:05:40,344 Ah! But where... Damn you! Ah! The heel! 57 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:58,065 "Bailate, bailate"! 58 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,345 "Hey, wow"! 59 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:10,025 "But what's wrong with you tonight"? 60 00:06:11,185 --> 00:06:15,745 - What's going on with you? - We missed Angela, my cousin. 61 00:06:15,785 --> 00:06:17,945 She might be dirty too! 62 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,385 Yes maybe! 63 00:06:26,426 --> 00:06:30,666 - When will you take me to your house? - I could use it, love. 64 00:06:30,706 --> 00:06:34,705 I'll tell you again my family history? 65 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:37,266 My son was a happy orphan, 66 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:41,146 then I married that unfortunate woman of Amalia and he got jealous. 67 00:06:41,186 --> 00:06:45,906 Amalia ran away and was offended, plus my brother-in-law is at our house. 68 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:49,746 If I bring you too, he definitely gets pissed off. 69 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:54,587 - You are the father and he is the son. - But you are not the Holy Spirit. 70 00:06:54,626 --> 00:06:59,306 It starts! Tac, tac, tac. Who is character of the week? 71 00:06:59,346 --> 00:07:02,146 Tac, tac, tac. 72 00:07:03,747 --> 00:07:07,827 - Tarzan! - Do you like it? - Certain. I'm your Jane! 73 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:11,867 - Go to the forest, come on! - Yes, immediately... 74 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:19,267 - Tarzan, there's a crocodile! - Do you want to kill my "Jenny"? 75 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:24,347 - Help! - I'm diving into the sea! Ahh! 76 00:07:24,387 --> 00:07:28,427 I broke my knee. Give me your belly, crocodile! 77 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:34,348 Tisquarcio. Crocodile blood, I become a mandrill. Here's the monkey. 78 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:39,148 - What are you doing, crocodile? - Yes good. - Do you want to escape me? 79 00:07:39,187 --> 00:07:43,187 Do you want to get on top of me? No, I'll get on top of you! 80 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:46,668 Wretched, cursed, do you want to kill Jenny? 81 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:52,548 I'll give you 40 stabs, 57 stabs, 84 stabs! 82 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:58,348 - Yes like this! - 91... How many stab? I want to give one. 83 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:02,868 One is good. What do I care? Here, crocodile! 84 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:13,188 The gentlemen travelers who have took the train to Cerignola... 85 00:08:13,228 --> 00:08:17,628 ...are prayed for to bring him back on track. 86 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:24,069 Travelers coming from Rome they have the coincidence... 87 00:08:24,669 --> 00:08:29,069 - Here she is! - My niece is one student, that's a nun. 88 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,949 I know him a nun who always studies. 89 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:35,909 - Nicolino is a Christian Democrat. - That fuck... - Amen. - Peace and love. 90 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:40,149 If he were a Republican, his daughter would she dress in ivy leaves? 91 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:46,149 - Is the mail coming? - Here she is. We finished a threesette hand. 92 00:08:46,189 --> 00:08:50,710 - Come on, download. - Now they'll put it on the mail inside the suitcases? 93 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,269 No, general, this is my stuff. 94 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:57,509 During the trip, Miss she skinned us to threesette. 95 00:08:57,550 --> 00:09:02,870 - This must be it. - "Damn you, how good she is!" - That's what I say. 96 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:06,470 - Hi, you're Pasquale, right? - "My beautiful"! 97 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:11,190 - No, Uncle Pasquale, it's me. - Oh sorry. - "Your uncle's beauty"! 98 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:15,031 - You don't have the face of a priest, but like a sweetheart. - Not so. 99 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:19,670 - "Asshole." - Did you see? - What silhouettes! Uh, Bartholomew! 100 00:09:19,711 --> 00:09:21,751 Miss, forget the bird. 101 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:26,030 I traveled with him for Don't leave it alone in the trunk. 102 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:30,430 - Is it a crow? - He's an Indian blackbird and he can talk. 103 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:33,231 - Hello, assholes. -He recognized us. 104 00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:35,551 Prof. Cacioppo arrives. 105 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,791 Good morning lads! 106 00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:52,511 - It was you? - No, it was him. - But I... 107 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:56,531 - It was you? - Sorry, dad... - Dad, shit! 108 00:09:56,572 --> 00:10:01,871 - Go away, "assholes"! You come here. - it? - Come here. 109 00:10:02,391 --> 00:10:04,552 We're even. 110 00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:10,592 Hello lads! 111 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:12,712 Good, good, sit down. 112 00:10:12,752 --> 00:10:16,472 This young lady It's Angela Mancinelli. 113 00:10:16,512 --> 00:10:20,312 She is my niece and your partner class for this term. 114 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:25,732 Thank you. Okay, okay, thanks. 115 00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:30,632 Enough. We are not at the Sanremo Festival! 116 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,793 Sit here. 117 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:36,712 I wanted to tell you something else: I'm very well known... 118 00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:41,993 - You're a stunner. Welcome. - What is your name? - Irma. 119 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:46,952 I'm known for my calm, but if I get pissed off, damn it... 120 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:50,593 ...I will break you and I'll break your head, okay? 121 00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:54,993 It was you? Damned debauchees! 122 00:10:55,033 --> 00:11:01,793 Good thing today you didn't make the usual joke. 123 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:06,593 - They did it, professor. - Mr. Principal, are you here? - Yes. 124 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:10,873 Next time, come on time, so these exchanges don't happen. 125 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:14,794 I was... 126 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:20,194 127 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:24,834 128 00:11:25,474 --> 00:11:27,874 If you get angry, sing, professor. 129 00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:30,314 - Goodbye. - I am sorry. 130 00:11:31,154 --> 00:11:33,995 Why are you laughing?! Silence! 131 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:37,634 I do not want feel a "fly" fly! 132 00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:44,395 This is cappuccino time. Now Salvatore arrives. 133 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,394 Well! 134 00:11:49,274 --> 00:11:55,115 - To... me... rica... - We, well... Him? the? 135 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:57,435 Both. 136 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:04,755 Come here, you. Give me the elastic. Open your hands... Open your hands! 137 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:07,795 - Ouch! - Go to the place. 138 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:16,555 Shut up... what... I said hush... hush that he... 139 00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,635 “What, you want to fuck me?” 140 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,836 Mom! 141 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,796 Whoever is pre...prepared, come. 142 00:12:29,835 --> 00:12:33,395 - Professor! - You! My... miracle! 143 00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:38,156 What a miracle! I just wanted to say that yesterday Gino saw a UFO. 144 00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:42,036 - Oh yes? How it was? - How was it, Gino? 145 00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:44,996 Nice, big, round. 146 00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:49,116 - It was fe... fe... fe... - Was he stupid? -No, was he still? 147 00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:53,277 - Yes, then he sent a bundle of blue light. - And what a light! 148 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:58,037 Beautiful, and where did you see it? 149 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:02,157 - Towards the sea. - They always screw him with UFOs. 150 00:13:02,196 --> 00:13:06,157 - The professor is a maniac. - They're nice guys. 151 00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:10,957 - Your cousin Marco is cute, isn't he? - The others aren't bad either. 152 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:14,637 He is the cutest, and then I'm his girlfriend. 153 00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:19,077 - Because you're not the same bench? - He doesn't know it yet. 154 00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:25,797 Forget it bullshit like questions. 155 00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:29,878 I want to explain the ga... ga... 156 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:34,037 - Chickens? - Galaxies! 157 00:13:34,077 --> 00:13:38,918 those systems in space. 158 00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:41,198 159 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:48,958 of gas and also of dust!" 160 00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:52,398 Good boy! Good boy! 161 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,639 - Salvatore! - Ah! 162 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:07,798 Oh, how sorry I am! Now come up. 163 00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:12,959 - I hurt myself. - Tell me that what the fuck were you doing at the doorbell. 164 00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:16,479 I agreed it with the chorister because it dropped half a tone. 165 00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:21,279 - I have a sensitive ear. - As never? Have you done Santa Cecilia? 166 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:26,439 You're beautiful, you're sweet, I like you. What a beautiful tie, it's striped. 167 00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:30,159 Let's go to the light, I am a farsighted principal. 168 00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:34,480 - Mashed potato! - I'll take the glasses. This tie is beautiful. 169 00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:41,040 - Look at them. It has crooked lines, Now let's straighten them out. - Help! 170 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:45,480 Don't react! I am the principal and you are the janitor, you are a subordinate. 171 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:49,879 - If you react, I'll kill you. - Certain. - Look at them. 172 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:59,440 - Salvatore, maybe they rang at the door. - "Beep"! "Beep"! 173 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,240 It's you? Did you swallow the chorister? 174 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,840 I'm happy! 175 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Every time you do something stupid, I can locate you. 176 00:15:08,921 --> 00:15:15,160 - Go clean the toilets! - "Beep, beep, beep, beep"! 177 00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:18,160 This doesn't convince me. 178 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:22,960 She has the face of a cruiser, da traitor, from Judas "Iscariotola". 179 00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:27,320 The last dinner we will have together, he will kiss me and cheat on me. 180 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:39,001 - Bye see you tomorrow. - Don't try this with Marco. - Okay. 181 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,561 - Hi, we didn't introduce ourselves. - We have time. 182 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:49,401 - Your father wants you to take me. - He wants to keep his distance. 183 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:55,441 - Lucky him! - Who knows what they're up to tonight. 184 00:15:55,481 --> 00:16:00,362 - They won't do anything, Marco he has other things to think about. - Bitch. 185 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,802 He's coming. All right. He throws away the cigarette! 186 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:09,562 Today maybe my dream will come true, I become a band director. 187 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:14,402 Silence. Make me look good with the mayor. Stand at attention! 188 00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:19,283 - Good morning. - Commands. Shhh! 189 00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:24,322 Dear principal... 190 00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:28,802 - Excuse me. - Thanks for being part of of our city complex. 191 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:32,922 - It's a lesson for us and a source of pride. - Thank you. 192 00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:38,363 I'm happy to serve too the pentagram of this band, 193 00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:42,003 belonged to the late master Michele Sciasciamocca. 194 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:46,843 I address a "ladle" of remembrance to him, we will do 50 minutes of meditation. 195 00:16:46,883 --> 00:16:49,043 Now let's talk about happier things. 196 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:53,123 Now he will tell us the name of the new bandmaster... 197 00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:57,684 Dear friends, now I'll let you know the name of the new master. 198 00:16:57,723 --> 00:17:03,324 He's a great talent working here and he has a bandmaster diploma 199 00:17:03,363 --> 00:17:06,523 achieved at the conservatory musical of Naples. 200 00:17:06,564 --> 00:17:10,804 I entrust the management to him of the band. Come, master. 201 00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:13,004 Thank you. 202 00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,644 Good morning. 203 00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:21,284 Here is Judas "Iscariotola". He is come to collect the thirty denarii. 204 00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,085 God, I think I'm dying! 205 00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:30,004 - Friends, I present to you the master Salvatore Pinzarrone. - Thank you. 206 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:35,565 Come, principal. One more word. 207 00:17:35,604 --> 00:17:41,924 I emphasize dedication and meaning democratic of Prof. Laricchiuta, 208 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:45,324 who, faithful to the musical discipline, 209 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:49,645 he is happy to put himself down humbly under the orders of his janitor. 210 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:53,725 Goodbye and good work everyone. 211 00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:02,805 - Here we are. First of all, Good morning! - Good morning. 212 00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:05,885 - You go to order. - Please. 213 00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:13,126 - Go, go! - I'm going, I'm going. - Yes, go. 214 00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:18,125 Let him put himself in his place. I think so that the principal is a bit envious. 215 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,766 Guys, what do you have in your repertoire? 216 00:18:20,806 --> 00:18:23,766 In the refectory, we have pasta and beans. 217 00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:27,526 Let's start well! 218 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:31,486 I was saying, what do you have in your repertoire?! 219 00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:36,526 - Everything, even the triumphal march of Aida. - Let's start with that. 220 00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:39,966 Please, guys, a rigorous entry. 221 00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:44,967 All together, okay? Ready? One, two and three! 222 00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,627 ALT! 223 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,927 I don't hear the bass in "E". 224 00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:13,607 -Mr. Principal, maybe he doesn't know? - I know, I know. 225 00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:16,807 I know him Giuseppe Verdi by heart, maestro! 226 00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:19,248 Teacher and director. 227 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:24,527 Great, then start again. One, two... and go! 228 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:31,367 The highest bass! 229 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:38,888 The bass is louder! 230 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:49,248 So we're out of time. I love the "pa... ta"... 231 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,849 pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, ta, ta... 232 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:56,809 - Yes. - Because the "pa" it's the bass note. - Right. 233 00:19:56,849 --> 00:20:02,169 You have to count the pause time. Ready? One, two... go! 234 00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:16,809 - Now that's music. - Asshole, rude! 235 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,530 - Well done! - You idiot, disgusting, cuckold! 236 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:25,689 Well done, very good! As! 237 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:29,849 - Presumptuous, shitty! - Well done, well done! 238 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,770 Is it possible that it isn't there? Meh! 239 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,930 Angela? Angela? 240 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:55,570 Angela? 241 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:03,530 Blessed mother, what "butts"! 242 00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:15,811 What nipples! 243 00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:31,371 Holy shit, someone comes to the room bedroom to say a few words... 244 00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:35,611 ...and he expects to find her with a fur or coat... 245 00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:38,371 ... instead she only has skin. 246 00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:43,051 Why do you always think about that? You suck, my Pasquale! 247 00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:46,491 You have it here, the feminists are right. 248 00:21:46,532 --> 00:21:49,771 "Repressed male, we'll cut off your sex!" 249 00:21:49,812 --> 00:21:52,932 "You're ugly, you're a mule, you'll take it in the ass..." 250 00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:56,611 What time is it? I'd better go. 251 00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:59,052 This is still good, though. 252 00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:06,492 Beautiful beautiful beautiful! Don't miss me, there's plenty of time. 253 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:09,372 Where are you going with those "boobs", for "roofs"? 254 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:15,933 Now I'm going to Fedora. I'm sweaty like a New Zealand crocodile. 255 00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:18,813 I go to Fedora and do four. 256 00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:23,092 One dressed as a Red Corsair, one dressed as Dracula... 257 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,252 Forget it. 258 00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:48,733 - To the thief! - It wasn't me! 259 00:22:48,773 --> 00:22:54,854 But which thief? Wretched! It's me, don't you recognize me? Shut up! 260 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,893 A double! I killed him. 261 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:19,054 Angela! Angela! Angela! 262 00:23:29,054 --> 00:23:35,175 Armor-piercing missiles! Proton Beams! Come on! 263 00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:37,095 "But damn them..." 264 00:23:58,215 --> 00:24:02,015 Kick him or a bump on the head! 265 00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:11,976 Oh God, she's waking up! 266 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:16,095 - How did you come up with this? - It doesn't matter, but speak slowly. 267 00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:19,096 - Does it hurt? - A bit'. 268 00:24:19,136 --> 00:24:22,896 I see the key moving and it's clear that I'm scared. 269 00:24:22,936 --> 00:24:27,416 - It looked like a horror movie. - Sorry, but... 270 00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:33,056 - What did you have in mind? Don't think about it to Irma? - What does that have to do with anything? 271 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,816 You don't have to do her wrong and I don't like subterfuge. 272 00:24:36,856 --> 00:24:40,536 If a guy has intentions, tell me. 273 00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:44,216 I just wanted it go out the window. 274 00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:46,976 Dad goes out and he locks the door. 275 00:24:47,017 --> 00:24:50,737 This was my room and it's easy to get out from here. 276 00:24:50,777 --> 00:24:53,297 Isn't there another window? 277 00:24:53,337 --> 00:24:57,017 No, she's the only one near the grate. It's like a ladder. 278 00:24:57,057 --> 00:25:01,817 - Did you really just want to pass? - I swear. - Did you want to go out with Irma? 279 00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:06,097 What does Irma have to do with it? I go out every night to play with her friends. 280 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,458 If my father knows, she'll kill me. 281 00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:12,578 - Doesn't your mother know? -She died when I was born. 282 00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:17,017 - So, the one that's in the mud Isn't she your mother? - It's the stepmother. 283 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:22,058 She's not in the mud, if she's melted away, but dad wants to keep up appearances. 284 00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:24,898 - Marco? - Yes? 285 00:25:26,178 --> 00:25:30,978 - You are a good guy. - I'll go, if no you break another vase on my head. 286 00:25:31,418 --> 00:25:36,418 He didn't even try. This the place where it plays must be loud. 287 00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:59,699 - Did you come to see? - Ciao. 288 00:25:59,739 --> 00:26:03,939 - You are strong, but there is no one who gives you a hand? - He's at the bar. 289 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:08,019 - He's a dead sleepy guy. - What time do you play "The Silence"? 290 00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:12,299 - Give us a hand. - You know "As you want, with whom you want"? 291 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:16,660 - Of course. - Now I'll make you listen a fantastic song. 292 00:26:16,699 --> 00:26:20,659 It's a dizzying pace of international disco music. 293 00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:23,500 It's called "As you want, with whoever you want." 294 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:33,300 be tough and say no. 295 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:39,420 as far as I know. 296 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:45,620 only half laugh. 297 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:51,940 the pursuit of happiness. 298 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,260 299 00:26:55,301 --> 00:26:58,140 300 00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:01,501 301 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:04,420 302 00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:08,821 if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. 303 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:12,861 - - 304 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:29,861 better everything right here. 305 00:27:29,902 --> 00:27:36,381 that a half and a half "no". 306 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:42,701 than an identity crisis. 307 00:27:42,742 --> 00:27:49,022 pure, without ifs or buts. 308 00:27:49,062 --> 00:28:01,583 wherever you want, with whoever you want. 309 00:28:01,622 --> 00:28:06,342 if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. 310 00:28:06,383 --> 00:28:10,542 - - 311 00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:26,983 Sit down! Silence! 312 00:28:28,143 --> 00:28:30,703 I see a new student. 313 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:34,663 - I'm Angela Mancinelli and I'm coming from Rome. - I was already informed. 314 00:28:34,703 --> 00:28:39,063 - Repeating? - If he was informed, he should know. - Funny. 315 00:28:39,103 --> 00:28:42,903 It's also very funny. Come, take a seat. 316 00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:47,384 Let's see what condition he is in. 317 00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:52,584 I'm not referring to the physical ones, which seem excellent to me. 318 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,984 Witty, but not very funny. 319 00:28:56,024 --> 00:28:59,784 Silence. I see he has a joke ready. 320 00:28:59,824 --> 00:29:04,264 - Let's leave the skirmishes aside and let's talk about serious things. - Certain. 321 00:29:04,304 --> 00:29:08,945 We are reviewing the program of the second year. What do you remember? 322 00:29:08,984 --> 00:29:13,224 - It was very boring. - He prefers modern history? - Neither. 323 00:29:13,264 --> 00:29:17,985 It's always the same: People in power and poor people to the slaughter. 324 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:23,305 This is why history must be studied, so as not to repeat the same mistakes. 325 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:28,825 - Maybe, but so far it hasn't helped. - However, history must be studied. 326 00:29:28,864 --> 00:29:34,105 - Next time will come questioned. - It's like I told you. 327 00:29:34,145 --> 00:29:38,225 There are people who have the power and people going to the slaughter. 328 00:29:38,265 --> 00:29:40,585 Go to the place. 329 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:48,945 - Well done, Angela, you killed him. - Rich girl! 330 00:29:48,986 --> 00:29:53,705 Your approval is not needed, the young lady is already presumptuous. 331 00:29:53,746 --> 00:29:57,866 - All right. - You've done the research about the Hundred Years' War? 332 00:29:57,906 --> 00:30:02,305 - I'm doing them. They have us took a hundred years. - Silence! 333 00:30:02,346 --> 00:30:06,106 I'm waiting for them tomorrow, otherwise I will talk to the principal about it. 334 00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:10,386 - So bad! He could give it more time. - Be quiet! 335 00:30:10,426 --> 00:30:13,826 - Actually, come here. - I'd love that. 336 00:30:16,706 --> 00:30:19,546 - Tell me about Henry VIII. - With pleasure. 337 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:22,906 It's the most interesting representative of the Tudors. 338 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:28,506 Sadomasochist, romantic, maniac sexual, vigorous, intelligent... 339 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:31,907 He spent his life on him in search of the ideal love... 340 00:30:31,946 --> 00:30:37,787 ...dealing with 6 marriages, excommunications, remorse and mothers-in-law. 341 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:58,067 - Savior! - Hate! 342 00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:02,667 I like you like that. You have to say: “Commands, Mr. Principal.” 343 00:31:02,707 --> 00:31:04,867 School is another music. 344 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:08,867 Since you became director of the gang and I don't... You know how it is. 345 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:13,988 - It's fate that wanted it. - No, it's the "asshole", the mayor. 346 00:31:14,028 --> 00:31:18,108 - I'll destroy it with a stab. - You are still the principal. 347 00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:21,748 Since you have become band director and I'm not... 348 00:31:21,788 --> 00:31:25,548 ...people may think that among us there is an atavistic hatred, but no. 349 00:31:25,588 --> 00:31:29,748 - "Ba, ba, ba"... - What are you hiding behind your back? 350 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:36,188 - I was sketching out a new march. - About Rome? - No, for my gang. 351 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:40,189 Why do you say "my gang"? I play in the band too, don't I? 352 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:45,348 - Well... - What would that be like? I don't play well, maybe? - Very good. - Here you are. 353 00:31:45,389 --> 00:31:47,869 - Let me read. - Right. 354 00:31:47,909 --> 00:31:51,429 Is cute. 355 00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:55,709 - It's downbeat. - It's upbeat. - It's downbeat. 356 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:02,229 - It's downbeat. - 357 00:32:02,269 --> 00:32:05,870 - It's upbeat! - You missed a "biscromola". 358 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:17,510 - It's upbeat! - The end it's beautiful, it's more majestic. Here. 359 00:32:17,549 --> 00:32:20,050 - I already feel it's beautiful. - Yes. 360 00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:25,109 Things? 361 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:27,190 It's the dishes, in the end. 362 00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:32,470 Mr. Principal, I heard you a little waning. Listen to this. 363 00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:37,510 Have you bought the new chorister? 364 00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:41,470 - No, I got it back. - "To lass, to pass, to cass". 365 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:44,390 You don't understand shit. Let me hear it again. 366 00:32:48,231 --> 00:32:51,350 - Did the chorister growl? - Yes. 367 00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:54,310 It's a cycle ascending and descending. 368 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:58,150 You have to write the music, cursed? But what do you know? 369 00:32:58,191 --> 00:33:02,471 10,000 lire fine for writing music during class hours, 370 00:33:02,511 --> 00:33:07,231 10,000 for insulting Stravinski, and 40,000 because you're unpleasant. 371 00:33:07,271 --> 00:33:11,031 I studied music all my life, eight years in reform school! 372 00:33:11,071 --> 00:33:15,471 Now clean the toilets. This is your great orchestra, conduct it. 373 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:20,831 Excuse me, Mr. Principal. It's a kid joke for me. 374 00:33:20,871 --> 00:33:26,792 Here, what's yours is yours! Go clean the toilets! 375 00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:31,631 Wretched, cursed! I don't want to see you anymore! 376 00:33:31,672 --> 00:33:34,212 Get lost, "asshole". 377 00:33:35,952 --> 00:33:37,752 I was joking! 378 00:33:38,552 --> 00:33:42,912 - Who is? - I'm marco. - Come in, it's open. 379 00:33:42,952 --> 00:33:47,793 - HI. - Hi, do you have to come by? - I should go out, but I'm in trouble. 380 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:51,872 I haven't prepared the research yet about the Hundred Years' War. 381 00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:55,993 If I don't bring it, Casalotti says so to dad, who hits with the belt. 382 00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:00,152 - Is there anything I can do? - What do you want to do? It's a mess. 383 00:34:00,192 --> 00:34:03,992 Wait, I should have a book. 384 00:34:04,032 --> 00:34:06,433 Please, short. 385 00:34:10,273 --> 00:34:15,073 - I found it. It's a book about Giovanna D'Arco. - What do I do? 386 00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:19,793 There is a summary in the preface of the Hundred Years' War. 387 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:23,913 Joan of Arc was also part of it of the Hundred Years' War? 388 00:34:23,953 --> 00:34:27,793 - I found out now too. - I should copy it. 389 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:32,673 - But they're waiting for me. - Do you need a complete service? 390 00:34:32,713 --> 00:34:37,034 - Give it to me, for tonight I give up coming with you. -Sorry, her. 391 00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:41,193 I, Enzo and Gino are repeaters precisely because of history and philosophy. 392 00:34:41,234 --> 00:34:45,153 They will fail us again this year, Casalotti is a beast. 393 00:34:45,194 --> 00:34:49,714 - I realized it. - Down with Casalotti! 394 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:54,834 They moved him here from Milan and she feels like a boss in confinement. 395 00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:59,354 -So he vents to us. - Poor guy. - Poor us! 396 00:34:59,395 --> 00:35:02,154 Marco, I had an idea. 397 00:35:02,194 --> 00:35:06,515 He too is a man of flesh and blood and it's very cute too. 398 00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:10,875 - What do you want to do? - Let him take it a nice crush and let it sweeten. 399 00:35:10,915 --> 00:35:15,354 - Do you think I'm not capable of it? - Of course, I almost took it. 400 00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:18,914 But that he doesn't let himself get close, he's a bear. 401 00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:23,875 - What if I asked for private lessons? - What strength! You're really smart. 402 00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:29,635 - But I'm a little jealous. - Marco, don't try, understand? 403 00:35:29,675 --> 00:35:32,995 Won't you give me a kiss tonight? 404 00:35:33,035 --> 00:35:37,035 - Now you go. - All right. - Go play. 405 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:46,075 - Pasquale? - What's up? - Wait for me, I'll come with you. 406 00:35:46,116 --> 00:35:51,116 All right, come with me. You thought so! He comes with me. 407 00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:56,556 - What are you doing? - I have to disguise myself, this is a wretched country. 408 00:35:56,596 --> 00:36:02,636 They already say I have 25 lovers, if so they see you, you become the 26th. 409 00:36:02,676 --> 00:36:07,596 - I have to talk to you. - Then I'll get on the glasses. Is it serious? 410 00:36:07,636 --> 00:36:13,436 - I have to take history lessons and philosophy. - I'm very busy. 411 00:36:13,476 --> 00:36:17,636 I wasn't saying with you, but I would like to that I spoke about it with Casalotti. 412 00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:22,156 - So it could be a little more indulgent. - You're "smart". 413 00:36:22,197 --> 00:36:26,437 -Casalotti is not stupid, he has a brain that "spins". - As? 414 00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:30,837 - He's intelligent and cultured, he's not stupid. I cannot. - I beg you. 415 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:33,117 If you tell me like this... I can. 416 00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:38,317 - Good morning, Mr. Principal! - What did I tell you? 417 00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:42,717 - What are you looking for? - Merry Christmas, Mr. Principal. 418 00:36:42,757 --> 00:36:46,557 - Merry Christmas? - Christmas is over. - Happy Easter. 419 00:36:46,597 --> 00:36:50,638 - Easter must come. - I wanted say goodbye to this piece of Easter. 420 00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:55,597 - You greet me that Lent of your sister. - Am an only child. 421 00:36:55,637 --> 00:36:59,997 - See you at rehearsals. - Trial to go fuck myself. - Thank you. 422 00:37:00,038 --> 00:37:04,198 Have you seen that "shitty" country? Everyone recognizes me. 423 00:37:04,237 --> 00:37:06,437 We go to school. You drive. 424 00:37:07,718 --> 00:37:10,718 - Let me see. - What are you doing? 425 00:37:12,358 --> 00:37:14,158 You entered? 426 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:18,638 Well done! You didn't call me! 427 00:37:18,678 --> 00:37:21,478 It's Savior! Shut up! 428 00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:37,799 Do you know what he does? He writes music. Now let's give him a rip-off. 429 00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:44,039 - Have you seen the "asshole" janitor? - No. 430 00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:48,999 - If you see him, send him in immediately presidency. - Yes, Mr. Principal. 431 00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:52,279 Guys, let's go look for him. 432 00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:56,119 Did you see how pissed off he was? 433 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:05,520 Just now that it came to me Inspiration! How does this speak? 434 00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:09,799 Oh God, the trousers! 435 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,999 You're making me die of a heart attack! I suffer from extrasystole of the heart! 436 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,680 I'm the principal! 437 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:25,800 How do they make me provider for do you study if my lover comes here? 438 00:38:25,841 --> 00:38:29,960 - Do not change topic. Who is that girl? - Which girl? 439 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,640 - You believe a postman "asshole" and cuckold? - Yes. 440 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,921 She's a student. I'm principal and I have two thousand students, okay? 441 00:38:39,961 --> 00:38:43,400 You know it that I would never betray you, love. 442 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,561 You wore makeup like a man, but they realize that you are a woman. 443 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:50,841 She even says it the Japanese proverb... 444 00:38:50,881 --> 00:38:54,321 ..."Zizza prominent, imminent danger." 445 00:38:54,361 --> 00:38:59,001 - Go, don't make me horny. - No, until you tell me who that is! 446 00:38:59,041 --> 00:39:04,321 Ah! The hand! How this one bites cursed, wretched, jealous. 447 00:39:04,361 --> 00:39:08,762 - I'll tell you the truth: She is a close relative of mine. - Oh! 448 00:39:08,801 --> 00:39:15,241 I'll introduce you to her and tell her that you are my cousin, okay? 449 00:39:15,281 --> 00:39:18,922 - That's fine, love... - Go away, though. 450 00:39:18,961 --> 00:39:21,802 - Did you look for me? - No! 451 00:39:21,841 --> 00:39:26,042 What do you want? Why don't you knock before entering? 452 00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:30,802 Well! I disturb? Otherwise I'm leaving. 453 00:39:30,842 --> 00:39:36,242 No, I was talking to the accountant. Accountant, we are no longer kids. 454 00:39:36,282 --> 00:39:41,122 - We are forty years old, while his son is twenty. - Forty? 455 00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:45,643 - Don't you know how old I am? - Shall we meet on first terms, accountant? 456 00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:50,323 - Yes, you ugly caciottaro. Keep this! - What is he doing? 457 00:39:50,362 --> 00:39:53,563 The more they are fags the more rude they are. 458 00:39:53,603 --> 00:39:58,563 No, it's because... Who's a faggot? Why did you say he's a faggot? 459 00:39:58,602 --> 00:40:03,522 - Nobody is a faggot! - Ouch! - Don't get involved and go away! 460 00:40:03,563 --> 00:40:08,883 Sorry, accountant, but that's better let him go. We'll talk about it later. 461 00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:14,083 Yes, but the story doesn't end there, cretin! Take this one! 462 00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:21,324 - At home we do the math. - Where? - He lives in the building across the street. 463 00:40:23,484 --> 00:40:29,043 - Mr. Principal, you will be an accountant, but he has a nice ass! - It is true. 464 00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:34,604 - Yeah... Did I break the spell? - No, you're a pain in the ass. 465 00:40:34,884 --> 00:40:38,404 That's it, she moves... That's it. 466 00:40:38,444 --> 00:40:41,244 - Close the door. - Yes. 467 00:40:43,364 --> 00:40:49,445 Pain in the ass! Fagot in disguise! At rehearsals I wear it black! 468 00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:54,324 I'm always the master anyway, and this march is to be played... 469 00:40:54,365 --> 00:40:57,925 In your face and that son of a whore! 470 00:40:57,964 --> 00:41:00,044 Call mom! 471 00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:03,965 - You know I am in love with you? - Whose? 472 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:08,765 - About you, but you don't bother me for nothing. - I... I'm busy. 473 00:41:08,804 --> 00:41:13,485 Then I have school, the band, the orchestra and... 474 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:18,725 - Now sorry, but I have to go. HI. - HI. 475 00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:25,165 - Hello, Gino. - HI. 476 00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:39,486 Do not waste time, that's cooked anyway. 477 00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:43,606 - He doesn't even look at me. - What do you care? I'll look at you. 478 00:41:43,645 --> 00:41:48,725 - You look at me and don't speak. - Talk, talk! She mounts. 479 00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:53,166 - Where are we going to "talk"? - What do you believe? I love Marco. 480 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,606 All right, I'll train you. 481 00:41:56,246 --> 00:41:59,966 His uncle told me that he needs repetitions. 482 00:42:00,006 --> 00:42:04,286 I wanted to apologize for how I behaved in class. 483 00:42:04,327 --> 00:42:07,327 It doesn't matter, it's all over. 484 00:42:07,366 --> 00:42:12,007 To react to shyness, sometimes I act bold. 485 00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:15,886 To be shy, he defends himself quite well. 486 00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:19,007 Anyway, let's talk about serious things. 487 00:42:19,046 --> 00:42:24,167 - In which part of the program do you feel weaker? - In everything. 488 00:42:24,207 --> 00:42:29,287 Maybe because I'm not with the others never managed to fascinate me... 489 00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:32,047 ...but with her it's a completely different matter. 490 00:42:32,087 --> 00:42:38,088 It's better that way. We'll do a review general, following the text. 491 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,007 Do you want me to read? 492 00:42:45,967 --> 00:42:52,647 Sorry, I didn't know that you were here. Excuse me, miss. 493 00:42:52,688 --> 00:42:58,488 - Do you think so? - I'll stop bothering you! 494 00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:07,648 He also lives here on a sublet basis and I hadn't warned him. 495 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:11,608 He seems very nice to me and it has to be good too. 496 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:16,528 He is a very good friend and a teacher excellent. We were saying... 497 00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:22,008 - Permit? - After you. - Professor, here's the tea. 498 00:43:23,209 --> 00:43:27,449 - Only one? Does he take it, miss? - Yes please. - Come in. 499 00:43:27,488 --> 00:43:30,289 Truly, I had prepared it for her. 500 00:43:30,329 --> 00:43:34,328 - Then make another one, please. - All right. 501 00:43:36,889 --> 00:43:41,809 She is the hostess. She's a good one woman, but rather primitive. 502 00:43:41,849 --> 00:43:44,769 She's not bad and she's quite young. 503 00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:48,570 -I bet you are in love with her. -What do you say? 504 00:43:48,609 --> 00:43:53,090 What's wrong? It's not easy find an interesting man. 505 00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:57,529 Let go... and start reading. 506 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:04,490 - Here, Commander. How does he feel? - Better. 507 00:44:04,529 --> 00:44:08,930 - With tranquilizers, I no longer have the visions. - Well. 508 00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:23,930 You are pretty! 509 00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:27,970 You are pretty... 510 00:44:29,691 --> 00:44:34,690 - Tell me something. - Yes, it's 8.29pm. 511 00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:40,811 - What do you say? Tell me if you're happy. - Sure, but there are 30 seconds left. 512 00:44:40,851 --> 00:44:46,171 - Tell me that you love me. - Yes I love you, but it's late. - What does that have to do with anything? 513 00:44:47,011 --> 00:44:50,971 Ah! Help! Oh God, the water! 514 00:44:51,011 --> 00:44:55,011 - I was trying to tell you, but not you never let me finish! - Force. 515 00:44:55,051 --> 00:44:57,331 The visions begin again! 516 00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:02,171 It feels like the rainy season. 517 00:45:21,132 --> 00:45:24,852 - Miss Mancinelli! - Good morning. 518 00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:28,692 I thought it would be better don't see us at my house. 519 00:45:28,732 --> 00:45:32,452 - You know... the landlady is here. - Where will we meet? 520 00:45:32,492 --> 00:45:37,773 - Let's meet here at the same time, then we will decide. - Agree. 521 00:45:37,812 --> 00:45:42,853 Angela? As far as I can see it works. How does she behave? He tries? 522 00:45:42,892 --> 00:45:48,333 - No! It's very serious. - At that time he's got a crush on him, poor guy. 523 00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:51,853 - Why? - He will suffer, I know something about it. 524 00:45:51,893 --> 00:45:55,773 Since you arrived, I... I don't know how to say it, but... 525 00:45:55,813 --> 00:45:59,213 - Shut up, you fool! - Because you say so? 526 00:45:59,253 --> 00:46:04,253 - If you get with me, I'll do it also fail. - Nice effort! 527 00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:07,853 Good evening, guys, okay. 528 00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:11,494 Sorry for the delay, but I had to make some scores. 529 00:46:11,533 --> 00:46:17,494 Hand them out, let's get started. Come on, now let's have a first read. 530 00:46:17,534 --> 00:46:23,213 It's a march I've dreamed of for a long time, I couldn't sleep at night to do it. 531 00:46:23,254 --> 00:46:26,934 Listen to me, strength with the cymbals and the bass drum. 532 00:46:26,974 --> 00:46:30,453 Ready? One, two... go! 533 00:46:34,854 --> 00:46:40,374 Anyone want to joke? But I'm a son of a bitch! 534 00:46:40,414 --> 00:46:44,254 Don't worry, everyone has it the mother she deserves. From the beginning. 535 00:46:44,295 --> 00:46:50,254 - No! Again I say it! - You say it all over again. - From the beginning. 536 00:46:50,295 --> 00:46:55,174 From the beginning. What do you do with those dishes? You seem like a troubled soul to me. 537 00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:58,935 They don't come off, maybe some he put glue on it. 538 00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,655 Let's not waste any more time. 539 00:47:01,695 --> 00:47:04,935 Guys, please. One two... 540 00:47:17,295 --> 00:47:19,295 No! 541 00:47:20,935 --> 00:47:25,735 I don't hear that phrasing of the bass in "E". Things? 542 00:47:25,775 --> 00:47:32,136 - I don't feel anything. Wants to do a solo? - Guys, guys! 543 00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:36,536 - Is he sick? - I 'm very good. You are witness. 544 00:47:36,575 --> 00:47:40,135 - She's fine... Yes, I see her. - Calm down. 545 00:47:40,176 --> 00:47:45,056 - Does he also have a bow tie? - Stop, Salvatore. Ah! I'll kill you. 546 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:49,736 Mr. Principal, to school she's in charge, but here he's in charge. 547 00:47:49,776 --> 00:47:55,337 - Give me the drum, I'll do it The tambourine eye. - Give it to him. 548 00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:59,737 - Calm down. - Wipe away the sweat. - Yes, master. - The sweat! 549 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:03,137 - Do you have a handkerchief? - Yes, I have it. 550 00:48:03,176 --> 00:48:08,177 Here is the handkerchief. Now let's dry sweat to our principal. 551 00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:14,617 - Let me kill him. - Stay calm. - I'll kill him, just once. 552 00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:19,057 Then I stay still for 400 days. Now I'll break his eye out and... 553 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:23,577 - Ahhh! - Here it is. - He's breaking my handkerchief! 554 00:48:23,617 --> 00:48:28,417 - Let me react. - Better not. - I only break his knee. 555 00:48:28,977 --> 00:48:32,337 - Does he eat it? - No, I'm letting off steam. 556 00:48:32,378 --> 00:48:39,058 Our principal makes us listen a solo of Judas "Iscariotola". 557 00:48:39,098 --> 00:48:41,457 Crustacean! 558 00:48:41,497 --> 00:48:47,497 - Ready? - Yes. - Ready? - Yes! - One two... 559 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,338 Puff! Puff! 560 00:48:54,978 --> 00:48:59,858 Well done! If it was you three, This time you got it right! 561 00:49:08,378 --> 00:49:10,339 Here we can rest assured. 562 00:49:10,379 --> 00:49:14,698 When I wait for Marco Gino comes, when I wait for Gino you come. 563 00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:20,499 - Won't it be an organized thing? - No, it's fate. - Will be. 564 00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:24,979 - What would you like to do now? - I think so, therefore I exist. 565 00:49:25,019 --> 00:49:29,219 - Don't think, kiss me! - As? You say to me? 566 00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:33,859 From this reflection he takes I started the Cartesian theory. 567 00:49:33,899 --> 00:49:39,419 Descartes poses as a principle supreme of knowledge is certainty... 568 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:45,939 - And he? - Eh... - Through the world and the existence of God... 569 00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:51,060 - Are you following me, miss? - Of course, It's a very fascinating discussion. 570 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:55,580 - I'm all a shiver. - He is cold? - No, I'm fine. 571 00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:00,380 Let's continue, but be careful, otherwise we waste time. 572 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:05,700 It will be the suggestion of light of the moon, but he knows how to do it. 573 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:11,180 - Don't think about him now, he thinks of me. - Tell me about philosophy. 574 00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:17,701 - I am a materialist and a Mazzinian. - Meaning what? 575 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:20,380 That is, thought and action. 576 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:36,221 This is not a robbery, It's a camouflage for love. 577 00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:40,181 - Hi beautiful. - Does it look like the time? I was falling asleep. 578 00:50:40,221 --> 00:50:44,981 - I was late because I was there Angela is there. - Who? - Angela. 579 00:50:45,021 --> 00:50:49,262 I said you are my cousin paternal on mom's side... 580 00:50:49,301 --> 00:50:52,982 - It seems right. - Pretty! I'll call you now. 581 00:50:53,021 --> 00:50:58,742 - Angela? - The door! - you and I are related. 582 00:50:58,781 --> 00:51:04,342 - Pleasure. - So funny! -Dear ...-she is delicious. 583 00:51:04,381 --> 00:51:10,542 Here... Okay, that's enough. Oh! Oh! "Break, break." 584 00:51:10,582 --> 00:51:15,342 - You're a guy, huh? - I'm very a guy. - Take a seat. - Thank you. 585 00:51:15,382 --> 00:51:19,782 Haven't seen each other for a while, Pasquale. How is your wife? 586 00:51:19,822 --> 00:51:23,542 That daughter of a whore if she's gone! 587 00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:28,702 - I am sorry! In this carpet everyone stumbles. - Everyone who? 588 00:51:28,742 --> 00:51:33,782 - Everyone... Anyway, sit down. - Sit down, Angela. - Thank you. 589 00:51:33,823 --> 00:51:38,982 - You make yourself comfortable. - I'm sitting next to Angela. - As you like. 590 00:51:39,023 --> 00:51:43,062 - So you told Angela everything. - What does Angela have to do with it now? 591 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:48,143 She-she said that Amalia ran away. - Angela it's me... - It's true! 592 00:51:48,183 --> 00:51:50,583 We messed things up. 593 00:51:53,023 --> 00:51:56,583 - Love, aren't you cold? - No because? 594 00:51:56,624 --> 00:52:00,343 I'm terribly hot, this bothers me. 595 00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:04,183 It's a branded jacket. Read this women's magazine. 596 00:52:04,223 --> 00:52:08,104 - I don't like. - Unfortunate, laws! - Do you treat your granddaughter like this? 597 00:52:08,144 --> 00:52:13,304 - It's a beast. - You should look it up to dominate that bad temper. 598 00:52:13,344 --> 00:52:18,863 - Deep down we love each other a lot. - I'll offer you a little liqueur. - Thank you. 599 00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:23,344 - If you're an asshole, you won't see a penny. - What I've said? 600 00:52:23,383 --> 00:52:27,544 Nothing, but you looked. I'll break your cataract! 601 00:52:27,584 --> 00:52:31,784 - Very beautiful, very sweet! - Do you need anything, Pasquale? - No. 602 00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:36,424 - Did you bring two? - Yes. - Come and talk, dear. 603 00:52:36,464 --> 00:52:41,384 - Do you know what I thought? - What? - The three of us sit down. 604 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:46,184 I suffer from "loneliness mania" and it's better if I'm in company. 605 00:52:46,225 --> 00:52:49,905 - Pasquale, I was talking with your granddaughter. - Talk to her. 606 00:52:49,945 --> 00:52:54,544 There isn't a girl like Angela I see her in a house of tomboys. 607 00:52:54,585 --> 00:53:00,425 - Why don't you come here? You'll keep me company. - Yes maybe! 608 00:53:00,465 --> 00:53:06,385 - I have to stay with my uncle now I'm fond of him. - What a star. 609 00:53:06,425 --> 00:53:10,105 - You'll see it anyway. - And the school? 610 00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:14,585 You will do as always. The morning you go to school and come here in the evening. 611 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,226 Good, then I'll be free to dedicate myself completely... 612 00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:24,346 - At what? - To the encyclopedia Japanese... - Yes. - In German. 613 00:53:24,386 --> 00:53:28,825 You'll see, we'll be good together. You can come from tonight if you want. 614 00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:33,906 - Certain. - But no... - Let's do it Tomorrow, I have to pack my bags. 615 00:53:33,946 --> 00:53:38,426 - As you wish, dear. - Obviously, will you sleep together? - Certain. 616 00:53:38,466 --> 00:53:40,706 So, between women... 617 00:53:40,746 --> 00:53:45,866 Fedora, can you give me some more? I feel like a weight in my head... 618 00:53:47,906 --> 00:53:51,947 - Look, if you're being an asshole, I have your back. - As? 619 00:53:51,987 --> 00:53:55,947 I'll hit your balls and I'll make you eat them sautéed. 620 00:53:55,986 --> 00:53:59,067 But, uncle! So, between women... 621 00:54:02,187 --> 00:54:04,267 Miss Angela? 622 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:09,907 Good morning Professor. 623 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:14,467 Tonight you can come to my house, so she doesn't risk catching a cold. 624 00:54:14,507 --> 00:54:19,268 My landlady has left for Naples, so she won't disturb us. 625 00:54:19,307 --> 00:54:22,907 Stay calm at home there is always Prof. Cacioppo. 626 00:54:22,947 --> 00:54:28,308 - However, I would always be calm. - Thank you. See you tonight. - Until we meet again. 627 00:54:33,467 --> 00:54:37,028 - Is there any news? -Yes, he wants her at her house tonight. 628 00:54:37,068 --> 00:54:41,828 - The landlady has left. -Then she melts! - I do not believe. 629 00:54:41,868 --> 00:54:45,948 -You specified that there is Cacioppo. - Do you feel like taking a risk? 630 00:54:45,988 --> 00:54:50,228 - Should I be afraid of a man? - What do we do with Cacioppo? 631 00:54:50,268 --> 00:54:55,308 - We need a UFO to kidnap him. - Let's invent it ourselves. - Are you crazy? 632 00:54:55,349 --> 00:55:00,348 What do we need? My motorbike brother has a very powerful headlight. 633 00:55:00,389 --> 00:55:04,269 Then just find an asshole who wants some money. 634 00:55:04,308 --> 00:55:06,348 I have that. 635 00:55:06,388 --> 00:55:10,109 The professor sitting at his desk... 636 00:55:10,149 --> 00:55:14,629 ...he was reading in the light of a table lamp. 637 00:55:14,669 --> 00:55:19,069 Suddenly, the light went out. 638 00:55:19,109 --> 00:55:23,269 Fuck! Mrs. Concitto, a candle! 639 00:55:23,989 --> 00:55:26,149 I said a candle! 640 00:55:29,349 --> 00:55:33,709 Hate! Hate... Things? Are they! 641 00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,909 It's UFOs! UFOs! 642 00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:52,830 UFOs! I don't stutter anymore! 643 00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:57,510 Very precipitately... 644 00:55:57,550 --> 00:56:01,350 It's thanks to them. I knew it, they are friends. 645 00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:07,790 A close encounter of the third type. 646 00:56:10,590 --> 00:56:16,911 Fuckheads, sapiens! Yes, yes, yes, I'm coming... 647 00:56:16,951 --> 00:56:22,231 I'm coming, I'm a friend. Beautiful, beautiful friend! 648 00:56:22,871 --> 00:56:29,911 That? It feels like I'm flying! I want it! I'm not afraid! 649 00:56:31,551 --> 00:56:35,511 - Where are you taking him? - From Ignazio, there are ten paid rides. 650 00:56:35,551 --> 00:56:40,111 It's beautiful, but when do we get to galaxies? 651 00:56:44,591 --> 00:56:47,832 While the Prussians they invaded France... 652 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:51,752 ...the commune, dominated by Murat, favored popular reaction. 653 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:55,831 In three days, over a thousand people they were massacred. 654 00:56:55,872 --> 00:57:01,711 - I see you're upset about the subject does it bother you? - No, just say it. 655 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:07,512 - Are you worried about something? - Cacioppo didn't show up. 656 00:57:07,552 --> 00:57:12,352 - He doesn't usually come out, but he's not here reason to worry. - Perhaps. 657 00:57:12,392 --> 00:57:16,592 But she stays alone with a man young and beautiful like her... 658 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:20,033 ...and who speaks so charming... 659 00:57:20,072 --> 00:57:24,872 Let go, miss. If anything she is fascinating. 660 00:57:24,912 --> 00:57:30,073 Respecting the students is for me a point of honor, don't be afraid. 661 00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:36,233 I'm afraid of myself... and then a woman in love is fragile. 662 00:57:42,353 --> 00:57:46,033 Professor, take me get out of here, I want to digress. 663 00:57:46,073 --> 00:57:48,753 You're right, maybe it's better. 664 00:57:48,793 --> 00:57:52,714 - Who is? - It's me, Angela. 665 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:57,993 - Good evening, dear. - HI. 666 00:57:59,073 --> 00:58:04,474 - How did the lesson go? - Which? - That of philosophy. 667 00:58:04,513 --> 00:58:08,954 Oh yes! Hate! How tired I am... or rather, tired. 668 00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:14,434 - Tell me, pretty, have you had dinner? - Yes, before UFOs. - UFOs? 669 00:58:14,474 --> 00:58:18,874 The "Ufonotti"... In class we talked about the "Ufonotti". 670 00:58:18,914 --> 00:58:26,435 - Don't you say Huguenots? - It is true, how ignorant I am in geography. 671 00:58:26,474 --> 00:58:32,274 - So, if you had dinner... straight to bed. - Yes, yes. 672 00:59:32,876 --> 00:59:38,356 - Now I'll help you undress. - It doesn't matter, I'll do it myself. 673 00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:42,756 Yes, who cares, I like you a lot! 674 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:45,356 Do you like women? 675 00:59:48,916 --> 00:59:50,917 No. 676 00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:57,757 - Oh God, did you find it? - He who seeks finds! 677 00:59:57,797 --> 01:00:03,717 She's sorry, but it was a secret. Do not say that to anyone, not even Pasqualino. 678 01:00:03,757 --> 01:00:09,837 - I don't even think about it. - At that time, what are we waiting for? Let's get into it! 679 01:00:14,238 --> 01:00:19,878 - We wanted two orange drinks. - It's a tribute from the orchestra. 680 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,198 What does the orchestra have to do with it? 681 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,238 Look... Pacini, Fusecchia and Laricchiuta. 682 01:00:27,278 --> 01:00:31,998 They are good guys, they earn their day. HI! 683 01:00:33,598 --> 01:00:36,838 Let's hope they don't start gossip. 684 01:00:39,838 --> 01:00:43,558 Hello, Angela, can you help us? 685 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:47,478 - I'm busy, can't you see? - And your boyfriend? 686 01:00:48,838 --> 01:00:53,678 - Yes, his name is Carlo. - Blessed you, Carlo, "good luck." 687 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:58,119 - Do you mind if I said that? - No. 688 01:00:59,158 --> 01:01:01,559 Carlo, I have to tell you the truth. 689 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:05,598 Something is happening wonderful, do you realize? 690 01:01:07,238 --> 01:01:12,439 - Certain. - It doesn't matter still much of the gossip? 691 01:01:12,479 --> 01:01:14,479 Me ne strafrego! 692 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:29,079 with my usual problems. 693 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:35,720 694 01:01:38,519 --> 01:01:45,040 the desire disappointed. 695 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:54,040 a gesture, an excuse... 696 01:01:55,120 --> 01:02:02,280 I'll do as always. 697 01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:05,800 698 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:17,721 699 01:02:19,081 --> 01:02:23,041 700 01:02:25,961 --> 01:02:29,681 701 01:02:29,721 --> 01:02:40,842 with yes, with no, who knows... 702 01:02:43,121 --> 01:02:49,882 the myth destroyed... 703 01:02:49,922 --> 01:02:58,842 capable of anything. 704 01:02:59,322 --> 01:03:06,442 collects storms. 705 01:03:06,482 --> 01:03:09,882 706 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:21,962 707 01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:27,962 708 01:03:29,763 --> 01:03:38,203 a little "out", a little decadent. 709 01:03:38,243 --> 01:03:44,244 710 01:03:46,243 --> 01:03:53,243 who was lurking. 711 01:03:53,284 --> 01:04:02,164 now outdated. 712 01:04:02,564 --> 01:04:12,764 starting another mess. 713 01:04:15,044 --> 01:04:24,884 714 01:04:24,924 --> 01:04:29,404 715 01:04:34,005 --> 01:04:39,325 So, Laricchiuta, you remember Where was Joan of Arc born? 716 01:04:39,365 --> 01:04:41,125 Dove? 717 01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:46,005 - Daydreams. - Do Re Mi. - What the hell are you talking about? 718 01:04:46,045 --> 01:04:49,605 What the hell are you talking about? 719 01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:53,285 It's Domrémy, figliolo, Domrémy. 720 01:04:53,325 --> 01:04:57,486 I understand that for a musician is a justified slip. 721 01:04:57,525 --> 01:04:59,966 After all, this is notionalism. 722 01:05:00,005 --> 01:05:04,685 You remember whose voices they were What did Joan of Arc feel? 723 01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:08,286 They were... the voices of conscience. 724 01:05:08,326 --> 01:05:14,566 She said they were from Santa Caterina or Santa Margherita... 725 01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:17,846 In a while, if she kisses him too. 726 01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:21,406 - How long until the end? - Two minutes. 727 01:05:21,446 --> 01:05:23,446 He pays attention to the bell. 728 01:05:25,966 --> 01:05:33,246 But what is it? Yet there is nothing. What did they do up here? 729 01:05:33,287 --> 01:05:35,526 If I catch them, I'll make them... 730 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:40,046 - Oh, sorry... - Salvatore? - Yes? 731 01:05:40,086 --> 01:05:43,007 What are you doing always attached to the doorbell? 732 01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:47,247 - The boys tampered with it. - You tampered with me too, here. 733 01:05:47,287 --> 01:05:52,567 Today is San Boniface and I'm good. 734 01:05:52,607 --> 01:05:55,287 Ring the bell, it's time. 735 01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:59,687 - Here she's in charge, but there she's someone else music. - Do you see the difference? 736 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:03,327 I'm a Democrat and you are "asshole". I play it. 737 01:06:03,367 --> 01:06:05,808 Today is San Boniface and I do it. 738 01:06:11,448 --> 01:06:14,328 Let's assume they tampered with it. 739 01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:19,208 They didn't know I was going to play it I, the raspberry wasn't for me. 740 01:06:19,248 --> 01:06:20,768 Meh! 741 01:06:20,807 --> 01:06:23,448 In a circuit direct current... 742 01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:27,648 ...between driving force "V", current "I" and resistance "R"... 743 01:06:27,688 --> 01:06:30,008 ...equality exists... 744 01:06:30,048 --> 01:06:34,568 - I told him not to come in during class. - Get up! 745 01:06:34,608 --> 01:06:39,168 - 'This policeman... - You see your offspring? - Whose dog is it? 746 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:42,128 Your little darling He picked it up on the street... 747 01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:46,689 ...and made the leash with the ties from your husband, my son. 748 01:06:46,728 --> 01:06:51,248 - He's a heartfelt child. - Thank you. He seems like it to me too. 749 01:06:51,289 --> 01:06:56,969 Then you take it home together to the dog. I don't want the dog. 750 01:06:57,008 --> 01:06:59,289 Hello, beautiful! 751 01:07:00,409 --> 01:07:04,969 - Still here? - Where I have to go? - Get out! 752 01:07:05,009 --> 01:07:08,089 Get it into your head that this is it it's a school, not a barracks! 753 01:07:09,629 --> 01:07:12,369 Don't worry about it, mom, she's crazy. 754 01:07:12,409 --> 01:07:17,649 - Now, Paoletto, shut him up. - Shall I take him out? - Yes sweetie. 755 01:07:17,690 --> 01:07:20,810 Come on, go... well done. 756 01:07:23,329 --> 01:07:26,890 Where were we? We were talking... 757 01:07:27,629 --> 01:07:29,490 Hate! 758 01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:35,530 They mauled you! I'm already reading the news. 759 01:07:35,570 --> 01:07:39,650 "A master dog has been killed by a trained dog." 760 01:07:39,690 --> 01:07:46,091 - Salvatore, I'm mortified. - Don't worry, I'm fine! 761 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:51,370 In fact, I'll take the opportunity to invite you to my concert. 762 01:07:51,411 --> 01:07:55,210 - I care about her a lot. - Thank you, I will come with pleasure. 763 01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:06,690 - I don't hear the bass in "E"! - Megalomaniac of "shit"! 764 01:08:06,731 --> 01:08:11,051 -Mr. Principal, it took you the sardine? - Your sister's! 765 01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:13,091 Come on, all together! 766 01:08:14,731 --> 01:08:17,651 Harder! The loudest bass! 767 01:08:17,691 --> 01:08:23,491 It doesn't matter, let's do without the bass. We'll make him mad. 768 01:08:26,491 --> 01:08:30,492 - What's up? - Mr. Principal, is he a magician? 769 01:08:34,752 --> 01:08:39,852 - Keep playing! - Oh God, save the kitten! 770 01:08:44,012 --> 01:08:46,852 Here you are! Ahhh! 771 01:08:52,372 --> 01:08:56,932 - Well done, dog. - Are you dumb? That's the band director. 772 01:08:56,972 --> 01:09:01,212 - Thank you, Salvatore. Did the dog hurt you? - No. 773 01:09:01,253 --> 01:09:04,133 - Salvatore is nice, isn't he? - And sweet. 774 01:09:04,172 --> 01:09:07,732 Do you know what's nice about naked? Nothing, it sucks. 775 01:09:12,252 --> 01:09:16,853 - At that time? You come? - Tonight it would be Marco's turn. 776 01:09:16,893 --> 01:09:20,773 He doesn't want me, but me I am so in love with him. 777 01:09:20,813 --> 01:09:23,573 Irma, I have to confess something to you. 778 01:09:23,613 --> 01:09:28,173 It's not true that he's having sex with Angela. We were doing it on purpose... Sorry. 779 01:09:28,213 --> 01:09:33,293 - Assholes! - Irma, where are you going? Wait! Irma! 780 01:09:34,294 --> 01:09:40,133 - You cry? - I came with you to take revenge, and he is innocent. 781 01:09:40,174 --> 01:09:47,014 What do you care? What do you want could it be an extra make out session? 782 01:09:47,054 --> 01:09:52,934 - If I give you a ticket, will you give it to him? - Sure, actually, I have an idea. 783 01:09:52,974 --> 01:09:57,214 Her room is on the mezzanine floor and the window is always open. 784 01:09:57,254 --> 01:10:01,774 If I were you, I would go into the room of her and I would crawl into bed. 785 01:10:01,814 --> 01:10:06,454 - Fantastic! - You're really hot. If you knew how I envy him. 786 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:15,175 Angela! Angela! 787 01:10:15,214 --> 01:10:19,295 Love, since you arrived, we all messed up. 788 01:10:19,334 --> 01:10:22,935 Relative or not relative, let's remove this tooth. 789 01:10:24,414 --> 01:10:29,735 - Mr. Principal, what an honor! - And what are you doing here?! 790 01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:34,495 Am I at home or at school? What do you do with these two "pouches"? 791 01:10:34,535 --> 01:10:37,855 In conclusion I'm not that "acci"... 792 01:10:37,895 --> 01:10:42,175 "Acci" yours and your grandfather's. You're good as hell, Irma. 793 01:10:42,216 --> 01:10:45,935 - Did you come to see Angela? - I was waiting for you to study. 794 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:50,335 Do you study in bed? With these two tits... I'll punch you! 795 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:52,856 Let's make a deal, between you and me. 796 01:10:52,896 --> 01:10:56,816 Let's make a deal between me... and you. 797 01:10:56,856 --> 01:11:01,216 Indeed, let's make two pacts, between you and me. Ahh! 798 01:11:01,776 --> 01:11:06,336 - Madonna, what a bite! From where you came? - From the window. 799 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:11,096 - And go out the window. - Fagot! Faggot! 800 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:14,656 You will die a bad death. Wait. 801 01:11:14,696 --> 01:11:19,976 - Get out. Did you hear the blackbird? - Too bad, while we were at it! 802 01:11:20,016 --> 01:11:24,977 Don't "sparkle" me, I'll skip you on! Are not you ashamed? 803 01:11:25,016 --> 01:11:29,016 - Close your eyes while I dress. - I closed them. 804 01:11:29,056 --> 01:11:32,657 Actually, barred. Ah... 805 01:11:32,697 --> 01:11:38,056 Hurry up! I'm not from "ghisola" and not even iron. 806 01:11:38,097 --> 01:11:42,897 Go away, go away! What a figure! What a figure! 807 01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:47,417 - From "asshole". - It's true, that's why I'll kill you. 808 01:11:47,457 --> 01:11:51,338 I'll take your tongue, give it to you "I tear"... sparrow's tongue. 809 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:05,657 - Bye, see you tomorrow. - HI. 810 01:12:12,658 --> 01:12:16,378 I'll make you The bird with the crystal plumage. 811 01:12:16,418 --> 01:12:20,178 I'll make a blackbird juice! Where are you going? Come here. 812 01:12:20,218 --> 01:12:24,018 - Come here, you wretch! - Pasquale? -Who is he? 813 01:12:24,058 --> 01:12:27,898 - What are you doing to Bartolomeo? - I was squeezing... 814 01:12:27,938 --> 01:12:32,059 This bird is sick, it's yellow. Maybe he has viral hepatitis. 815 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:35,059 But what hepatitis! What are you doing here? 816 01:12:35,099 --> 01:12:39,059 - What was the young lady doing? De Pettis in your bed? - Irma? 817 01:12:39,098 --> 01:12:43,579 She-she It was she naked as a tapeworm. -She must be pretty, naked. 818 01:12:43,618 --> 01:12:47,299 She-she has a nice personality. -Undoubtedly, she is good. 819 01:12:47,338 --> 01:12:51,859 She's a good girl...but here Too strange things happen. 820 01:12:51,899 --> 01:12:54,899 So, what were you doing here? 821 01:12:54,939 --> 01:12:59,579 I came because I heard The bird that whistled... 822 01:12:59,619 --> 01:13:02,739 ...as if to say: "I can't breathe!". 823 01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:06,500 I understand you, Pasquale. Come here, let's sit down. 824 01:13:06,539 --> 01:13:11,659 - Let's talk about this passion of yours for me. - Truly? - Yes. 825 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:18,059 Pasquale, you are nice, bright and full of life. 826 01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:23,180 - You would be the ideal man for me. - Truly? - Yes. 827 01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:30,900 I've thought about it many times. You are so beautiful, fresh, robust. 828 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:36,980 With this sensual mouth, you make me want to give you... 829 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,820 ...many little kisses. 830 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:47,820 I noticed how you look at me. I like such strong men. 831 01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:53,060 - "Thank you". - It must be beautiful to be held in your arms. 832 01:13:53,101 --> 01:13:55,061 I feel distraught and upside down. 833 01:13:55,100 --> 01:14:01,141 - But... I like women. - I didn't understand this. 834 01:14:01,181 --> 01:14:05,261 - I'm sorry for you, but I don't know what to do. - Are you serious? 835 01:14:05,301 --> 01:14:09,181 Do you like women? Blessed Madonna, it can't be. 836 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:14,981 A piece of "bernardola" like you! Why do you caress me, touch me? 837 01:14:15,021 --> 01:14:20,582 What should people say? What the principal's nephew likes... 838 01:14:20,621 --> 01:14:24,382 I'll kill myself, I'll break my ears. I can not believe. 839 01:14:25,222 --> 01:14:27,061 -Who is she? - I'm marco. 840 01:14:27,102 --> 01:14:32,141 - Fuck you... - Under the bed. - Yes, like lovers. - Go. 841 01:14:32,182 --> 01:14:36,542 - We'll talk about it later. - Shut up! - Maybe you were wrong. 842 01:14:36,582 --> 01:14:39,482 I'm not going in here... 843 01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:46,103 - After you. - Sorry, Angela, I'm already late. - Sch... 844 01:14:46,142 --> 01:14:49,742 Late... for what? 845 01:14:50,102 --> 01:14:53,542 The Latin version, I forgot the vocabulary. 846 01:14:53,582 --> 01:14:56,982 I have the vocabulary. Now I'll give it to you. 847 01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:06,663 - It sounded like a little scream to me. - It must have been Bartolomeo. 848 01:15:06,702 --> 01:15:09,702 Of course he is an incredible blackbird. 849 01:15:09,743 --> 01:15:14,903 - Now go finish the version. - Thanks bye. - HI. 850 01:15:19,704 --> 01:15:23,944 Ah! Blessed mother! She has an iron at her feet. 851 01:15:23,983 --> 01:15:28,663 - Are you hurt? I make you a compress? - No thank you. 852 01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:32,503 It's not here that hurts me, and not even here. 853 01:15:32,544 --> 01:15:35,943 This is where it hurts me, you hurt me. 854 01:15:35,984 --> 01:15:39,544 With a revolver, I would have felt less pain. 855 01:15:39,584 --> 01:15:44,504 I'm 43 years old, I'm not a boy 15 year old to make fun of. 856 01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:48,704 I understood everything about you and my asshole son. 857 01:15:48,744 --> 01:15:53,824 You make up a lot of nonsense... "I like women"... 858 01:15:53,864 --> 01:15:59,184 You should have told me: "You disgust me, you're ugly and you're obese." 859 01:15:59,224 --> 01:16:04,984 I would have liked it more. Now don't say anything... What? 860 01:16:05,024 --> 01:16:11,345 Don't worry, I'm a real man and I know how to lose. 861 01:16:11,385 --> 01:16:15,185 Hello... Ahh! 862 01:16:27,665 --> 01:16:32,065 When I questioned them, I understood who don't study and don't care. 863 01:16:32,105 --> 01:16:36,465 They are also arrogant! I can't stand them anymore. 864 01:16:37,145 --> 01:16:41,306 - They are guys, you could be more indulgent. - I do it for them. 865 01:16:41,345 --> 01:16:45,426 - At the exams, with the commission not joking. - You are right. 866 01:16:45,465 --> 01:16:49,226 - See you as usual. - Wait, I'll give you a lift. 867 01:16:49,266 --> 01:16:53,265 - Aren't you afraid of small talk? - Who cares! 868 01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:04,106 Son of a bitch! Today she started again with the 2. 869 01:17:04,146 --> 01:17:08,506 - He fails us again. - We can block it. - As? 870 01:17:08,546 --> 01:17:11,306 I screw dad the camera with the photo-flash... 871 01:17:11,347 --> 01:17:15,587 ... and as soon as he is with Angela, he will let's take some compromising photos. 872 01:17:15,626 --> 01:17:20,746 - We'll blackmail him! - Angela she'll never fit, she's crushed too. 873 01:17:20,787 --> 01:17:23,627 We don't say anything to Angela. 874 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:27,867 At the first opportunity, Let's take some photos secretly. 875 01:17:27,907 --> 01:17:31,707 By now her pear is ripe. Sooner or later, those... "fuck you"! 876 01:17:57,428 --> 01:18:02,468 - How beautiful. - Let's sit here. - Yes, certainly. 877 01:18:02,508 --> 01:18:06,748 - Wait, there's some sand. - It does not matter. 878 01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:10,748 - Aren't you cold? - With you it's impossible. 879 01:18:13,388 --> 01:18:17,988 - I hope you won't tell me about history or philosophy. - If anything about theology. 880 01:18:18,028 --> 01:18:20,028 Oh no! 881 01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:26,509 - Don't be afraid now you made it. - To do what? 882 01:18:26,548 --> 01:18:30,948 To make me fall in love. It's not this What did you promise yourself you would do? 883 01:18:30,989 --> 01:18:34,628 At the start it was like a game, a challenge. 884 01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:37,469 You were bothering me with those know-it-all airs. 885 01:18:37,508 --> 01:18:40,229 I would have liked to make you... whatever! 886 01:18:42,269 --> 01:18:45,789 Come... Sch! 887 01:18:45,829 --> 01:18:51,069 - "Four, four." - Stay down, that if they see us, we're screwed. 888 01:18:51,109 --> 01:18:55,749 Never mind. I don't want to "hold on the snot", is a bastard. 889 01:18:55,789 --> 01:19:00,670 Come come. Madonna... and what is it? 890 01:19:07,670 --> 01:19:11,269 Now what do you think of me? 891 01:19:12,229 --> 01:19:16,830 Now I don't think anymore, I'm in love. 892 01:19:31,150 --> 01:19:36,550 - Do you really love me? - Of course, I love you. 893 01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:17,233 - Give me that car. - Give it to him, give it to him! 894 01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:22,194 You're not even scoundrels. 895 01:21:24,873 --> 01:21:27,073 You're just a bunch of idiots! 896 01:21:27,114 --> 01:21:31,154 Carlo, listen, I swear... I didn't know anything about it! 897 01:21:31,193 --> 01:21:33,994 You are worth even less than them! 898 01:21:36,314 --> 01:21:39,034 What the fuck have you done with this machine? 899 01:21:39,514 --> 01:21:43,354 Dear fellow citizens, I send you my greetings. 900 01:21:43,394 --> 01:21:47,154 At this solemn moment we leave may nature envelop us... 901 01:21:47,195 --> 01:21:50,634 ...in his embrace of a loving mother. 902 01:21:51,035 --> 01:21:56,714 Let's pay homage to her by placing in the earth this tender shoot... 903 01:21:56,755 --> 01:21:59,635 ...symbol of our love and our hope. 904 01:21:59,675 --> 01:22:03,995 This little tree will grow and it will become a big tree... 905 01:22:04,035 --> 01:22:07,915 ...stretching towards the sky to thank the Lord. 906 01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:13,954 - Principal, to you. - To me? 907 01:22:13,995 --> 01:22:22,316 Italians, fellow citizens, policemen urban, extra-urban, inter-urban. 908 01:22:22,355 --> 01:22:27,075 - The solemn hour is about to strike. - It's late. - Actually, it's shot. 909 01:22:27,116 --> 01:22:31,876 Since it's late, I want to say thank you our first citizen, 910 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:34,595 that he made this short speech. 911 01:22:34,636 --> 01:22:39,596 -But if he's been talking for three hours. - Brief in the sense of "brevi manu". 912 01:22:39,635 --> 01:22:42,676 - Go ahead. - What did you say? - Go ahead. 913 01:22:42,716 --> 01:22:47,116 Don't call me familiar, I'll break you the knees! Give me here. 914 01:22:47,455 --> 01:22:49,396 Here, damn you! 915 01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:54,156 - Professors, let's continue. -Look what she did to me! 916 01:22:54,476 --> 01:22:56,556 One, two... go! 917 01:23:04,036 --> 01:23:06,037 Come on, come on! 918 01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:08,996 Come on come on! 919 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:20,397 Well done, you made "bora-bora"! 920 01:23:32,277 --> 01:23:35,278 Fuck... fuck... assholes! 921 01:23:35,317 --> 01:23:40,198 - Irma, have you seen Paoletto? - No. - Professor, have you seen it? 922 01:23:40,237 --> 01:23:44,838 - Who is Paoletto? That head of ca... ca... - What do you mean? 923 01:23:44,878 --> 01:23:51,278 Dear child... I haven't seen him. I have to do it. Get down, get down! 924 01:24:04,158 --> 01:24:07,838 - Do you want to continue? - I have to maintain the tree. 925 01:24:07,878 --> 01:24:09,958 Did they take me for the Duce? 926 01:24:15,879 --> 01:24:20,399 Friends, I'm telling you honestly, it was hard... 927 01:24:20,438 --> 01:24:23,758 ...but I feel proud and happy. 928 01:24:23,799 --> 01:24:28,199 From today, thanks to me, in this garden, in this city... 929 01:24:28,238 --> 01:24:30,239 ...there is one more tree. 930 01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:35,119 Mom, did you see? It was me. 931 01:24:35,159 --> 01:24:38,999 I can't pass it on to you, Nicolino, he's doing oral exams. 932 01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:42,079 - Good morning. - What do you want, "crustacean"? - To who? 933 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:46,480 Not to you, Nicolino, to a damned person janitor stalking me. 934 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:51,039 - If you want, I'll have him transferred. - No, why have him transferred? 935 01:24:51,079 --> 01:24:56,320 Salvatore is a good person. If not, who do I vent to? 936 01:24:56,359 --> 01:25:01,400 - In your opinion, Angela will be fine to exams? - Of course! 937 01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:06,000 -Then, with the arguments that you have... - If anything, mention my name. 938 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,600 They wipe their asses. HI. 939 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:13,080 Thank you, Mr. Principal, for not letting me move. 940 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,840 When I become director band, who do I vent to? 941 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:21,600 You will play in my band a little triangle like that. 942 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:26,081 Every time you make a mistake, I will say: "Salvatore, you got the wrong note!". 943 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:30,160 Then he'll spit in your eye. You just have to obey me. 944 01:25:30,201 --> 01:25:34,080 - If I say stay, you stay. If I say to go, go. Now you go. - Where? 945 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:38,521 - At the usual place. - To do Cleaning? - To fuck off. 946 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:43,401 - HI. - Mr. Principal... - Go away! 947 01:25:43,441 --> 01:25:47,241 - I meant... - Go away, damn you! - But... 948 01:25:47,721 --> 01:25:53,761 D'Annunzio is the Boccaccio part of Yung's ideal man... 949 01:25:53,801 --> 01:25:57,681 ...also because, in addition to being a whoremonger, he was also a fagot. 950 01:25:57,721 --> 01:26:01,362 - Really? Active or passive? - I will tell her... 951 01:26:01,401 --> 01:26:05,281 If he prefers, active, passive and deponent. 952 01:26:05,322 --> 01:26:09,722 -He has a particular development. - Yes, on two parallel fronts. 953 01:26:10,321 --> 01:26:17,802 So, Leibniz said... Therefore, Leibniz said that... 954 01:26:18,962 --> 01:26:23,282 -So, do you remember what he said? -He said that... 955 01:26:23,322 --> 01:26:26,562 - "Monads have no windows." - He said... 956 01:26:26,602 --> 01:26:28,602 "The nuns have no windows." 957 01:26:29,562 --> 01:26:34,362 - Of course, they are cloistered nuns. Go. - Dad, how the fuck do you talk? 958 01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:38,322 - See you next year. - I'm sorry, but I had to do it. 959 01:26:38,363 --> 01:26:40,882 For goodness sake, if it's needed, it's needed. 960 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:46,402 I'm sorry, but I wanted to do it. At home I'll break your feet. 961 01:26:49,723 --> 01:26:55,763 - At that time? - They screwed me too. - Thank goodness, I thought you were betraying us! 962 01:26:58,043 --> 01:27:00,923 Do you feel prepared, miss? 963 01:27:01,603 --> 01:27:06,883 - Not too much. - She's my nephew. - Shall we talk a little history? 964 01:27:06,924 --> 01:27:12,124 -As you want. - We ask you a very simple thing. 965 01:27:12,404 --> 01:27:15,804 Let's talk about the figure of Napoleon. 966 01:27:17,484 --> 01:27:22,323 - What was Napoleon like? -He was mean and stubborn. 967 01:27:23,163 --> 01:27:27,684 -He had two big green eyes, he was handsome and very tall. - Please? 968 01:27:27,724 --> 01:27:34,084 He is referring to the photos we have seen of Napoleon as a child. 969 01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:39,124 He was very tall and slender, then over time he got shorter. 970 01:27:39,165 --> 01:27:43,364 In Corsica he trotted. Twice in the dust, then in the earth... 971 01:27:43,405 --> 01:27:46,484 - This is cute! - Yes, okay. 972 01:27:46,524 --> 01:27:50,764 - Miss, what do you know about philosophy? - That I think, therefore I exist. 973 01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:56,525 Thinking is not enough, you also need to reflect and want. 974 01:27:56,565 --> 01:28:00,805 - We need to plan for the future. -Have you planned your date? 975 01:28:00,845 --> 01:28:03,285 Miss, I'll ask the questions. 976 01:28:03,324 --> 01:28:07,925 Do you proceed or withdraw? Then see you next year. 977 01:28:07,965 --> 01:28:12,245 - It will be difficult, because they already are two months pregnant. - Huh?! 978 01:28:12,285 --> 01:28:14,805 Professor! 979 01:28:14,845 --> 01:28:19,486 - You mean that that time, to the sea... - Yes, dad. 980 01:28:21,126 --> 01:28:25,086 Bingo, quadruple and five-pointer. Now those are bitter dicks. 981 01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:30,566 Mr. Principal, this gives me the cue to do the new gear... 982 01:28:32,606 --> 01:28:36,245 Cursed, walk! Excuse me. See if you like this one. 983 01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:44,406 Away, damn you! He's unfortunate who wants to lead the band. 984 01:28:46,106 --> 01:28:48,006 Get out! 82843

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