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(door opens)
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FRANK:
♪ Go for it, go for it, go
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♪ Go for it,
go for it, go ♪
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♪ Go for it, go for it, go.
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(grunts)
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♪ Go for it, go for it, go.
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Go for it, go for it.
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(coughing sneeze)
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Well, somebody's
chipper this morning.
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Oh... you guys were there
all this time?
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I didn't see you.
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Yeah, we just didn't
want to interrupt
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your morning routine.
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Is doing cocaine every
morning your routine, Frank?
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Yeah.
Hey, Frank,
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how's Wolf Cola doing?
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Funny you should ask.
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I'm selling it to the Jews
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in Boca Raton.
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They're slurping it up
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like candy.
They're...
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I'm telling you,
they're addicted.
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If I recall, Wolf Cola
used to just be, like,
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a money laundering front.
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Well, it was, but I'm selling
it now by the truckload.
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I mean, they can't
get enough of it.
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It's become the official drink
of Boca Raton.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, just 'cause of this.
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The group released
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another video today.
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(men shouting)
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(automatic gunfire)
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Preliminary investigations
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have revealed that
Wolf Cola may in fact be
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an American soda company,
although how and why Boko Haram
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has adopted it
as their official soft drink
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is unknown at this time.
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We'll keep you updated
on this story as it develops.
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Boca Raton, Frank?
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Or the official soft
drink of Boko Haram?
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Whoops.
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♪
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DEE: How do you confuse
a city in Florida
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with a terrorist
organization in Africa?
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It's an easy misunderstanding.
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It is if you're
an elderly cokehead,
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trying to launder money
through a dummy
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(laughing):
soda corporation.
(laughs)
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This is bigger than cola, Dee.
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This is gonna touch
all of Frank's Fluids.
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My God, there are
other fluids?
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Yeah, Wolf Cola,
some Nip boba drink...
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Fight Milk.
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Fight Milk?!
Fight Milk?!
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Yeah.
Wait, wait, dude,
that's our drink.
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You've been selling that?
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It's selling like crazy
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with the UFC guys.
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UFC fighters are
drinking Fight Milk?
What?!
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Buying it like crazy.
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Oh, my God, Charlie,
this is huge.
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Yeah!
Remember,
we designed that
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for bodyguards,
by bodyguards.
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And it makes total sense
because the-the best bodyguards
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are former UFC fighters.
Well, of course.
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And the best UFC fighters
are former bodyguards,
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so bodyguards,
UFC fighters,
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that's like...
It's a revolving door.
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Absolutely.
Of course. We got to
take control of the product.
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L-Let's get out there.
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Let's-let's-let's mingle
with these dudes.
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Let's expand
the brand, baby.
(caws)
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Fight Milk's back.
(both cawing)
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Fight Milk!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Found my go bag.
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Dee, come over here
and dye my hair blond.
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(Dee and Dennis laughing)
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Go bag?
You're gonna go blond?
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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This is not funny.
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Oh, no, it's very
funny to me, actually,
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'cause your life's
falling apart.
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Yeah, you really screwed
yourself this time, Frank.
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Hey, do you mind?
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Yeah, go ahead.
I'm screwed?
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You're going down, too, buddy.
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(sniffs)
What?
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Remember when
you wanted all the power
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so you could get the puss?
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I made you executive
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vice president
of worldwide distribution.
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Shit, but nobody
knows that, right?
(laughs)
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I mean, dude, I only wanted
the illusion of power.
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The-the illusion.
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I never saw an
ounce of puss.
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Oh, this is a
good day for me.
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You're going down, too?
This is great.
You're laughing?
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You're executive vice president
of operations.
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Oh.
What?
Yes.
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Goddamn it, Frank,
why would you lump me into this?
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It's a family business.
I wanted it to be wholesome.
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Okay, a-all right,
all right.
Oh, no.
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Don't panic, don't
panic, don't panic.
Oh, no.
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I got this,
I got this.
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We-we just need to face
this thing head-on.
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And we need to do
it right away, okay?
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Because we only have...
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...24 hours.
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This is why we had to wait
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for you to go to
Bed Bath & Beyond?
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Yes, bitch.
Now, listen,
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we live in the age
of the 24-hour news cycle,
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which means we only have
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24 hours to respond to this,
okay?
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If we don't,
then Internet trolls
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are gonna control the narrative.
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I don't know how
we're gonna come back
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from dealing
with terrorists.
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Christ, Mercedes built
Nazi tanks, okay?
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And the Jews are still driving
their cars around.
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Floyd Mayweather
beat the shit
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out of multiple women
and he's the highest paid
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athlete of all time.
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All right? There's
only one thing
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you can't come back from...
banging kids.
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Well, what about
the Catholic Church?
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That's a good point.
Hmm.
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Yeah, no, they did sidestep
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banging kids pretty masterfully,
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but they've got billions of
dollars at their disposal
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and we do not, so...
No.
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here we go.
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(techno music blares)
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Fight Milk!
Fight Milk's
in the house.
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Fight Milk's
in the house.
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CHARLIE: Who wants
to drink some Fight Milk?
MAC: Fight! Fight!
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(both cawing)
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Fight Milk's
in the house.
That's right.
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Time to stop
eating your crow
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and start drinking
your crow, everybody.
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MAN:
Hey, guys.
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Turn off that Cancun,
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pussy ass, techno bullshit.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's
what I said.
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I said turn off the...
That's what I was
saying is...
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Don't play
the c... the...
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the Cancun
bullshit, Charlie,
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and he said...
I said the same
thing, yeah.
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Got to go spring break.
Well, anyway,
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let's tell you
about ourselves.
Yeah.
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We're the founders and
creators of Fight Milk.
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Yeah.
We wanted to come
by and tell you
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a little bit
about what we do.
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Yeah.
Now, I've always
been very passionate
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about dominating
other men.
Uh-oh.
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There's nothing
like the feeling
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of another man
submitting to your will.
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Now that's power.
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Yeah.
In a lot of ways,
that's love.
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What are you
talking about?
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Okay, he's a
bodyguard, though.
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Yeah.
I feel like you
were being unclear.
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Did-did I
not say that?
Yeah, you should say...
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you should lead with that.
I'm screwing
up the pitch.
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You know what,
I'm gonna jump in here.
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We're-we're a couple
of crow enthusiasts
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who wanted to take the power
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and essence of a crow
(caws)
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and-and we packed that
into a delicious milk drink
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that we invented,
thus Fight Milk.
Yeah.
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I don't know what you guys
are talking about right now,
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but I have heard of your stuff
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and Cerrone and Felder,
they actually love it.
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Are you kidding me, dude?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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Cowboy Cerrone and Paul
Felder drink Fight Milk?
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Oh, they love it.
They crush it.
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They crush it.
They're crushing...
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That's...
Fight Milk
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is supposed
to be crushed.
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Uh, this is for
wiping yourself down.
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Yeah, yeah,
thanks, bro.
Okay, man.
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All right,
yeah, my man.
All right, thanks, bro.
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Yeah, thanks, guys.
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Hey, good luck
with that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Hello?
Hello?
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Uh, Mr. Cowboy,
Mr. Felder.
(chuckles)
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Oh, Cowboy!
Hey!
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Oh!
Oh!
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It's us, the
Fight Milk guys.
Hey.
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Oh, man, we love your drink.
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We just had some.
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Yeah, man, I'd get up
and shake your hands
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if I wasn't shitting
my brains out right now.
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Oh, no.
No, no,
that's fine, yeah.
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(farting)
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So, Fight Milk
makes you sick?
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Makes you expel
all body fluids.
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Sweat, piss,
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and shit; we got these
weigh-ins coming up.
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Nothing cuts weight
like Fight Milk.
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Oh, you're using it
to cut weight, huh?
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They should give
you guys a Nobel...
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(farting)
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(Felder vomits)
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Oh, I just puked
on my dick!
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Rock and roll.
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All right, cool.
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Well, uh...
Rock and roll, yeah.
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Yeah.
We just got you some merch.
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Um...
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CHARLIE:
Yeah, water bottle.
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(coughing, retching, farting)
For when you feel
better, and...
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Um... yeah,
We should, uh...
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well, keep drinking
the-the drink
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that makes you guys
throw up and...
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Oh! Oh!
Oh, God!
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♪
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All right, you guys ready?
We are.
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This is our opportunity
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to control our message
to the public.
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And I think how we do that
is soften their brand.
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Whose brand?
Boko Haram.
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What?
Wait, stop,
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Fr-Frank, you want to change...
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the perception of a global
terrorist organization?
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Yeah, and I've got
many facts to do it.
No. No, no, no, no.
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Put your facts away.
We're just here to
apologize, bozo.
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No, hold on a second, Dee, no.
We're not here
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to apologize, either, okay?
You never apologize.
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We're just here to
take responsibility,
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but for nothing specific.
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All that matters
is that consumers feel
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their voices are being heard.
No.
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You say you're sorry, and
then you just move on.
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No, Dee, actually,
you don't say anything.
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But you do have
a very important job--
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to say nothing and
stand behind me.
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You see, audiences
are gonna trust me
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over you because you're a woman,
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and, by definition, shrill.
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No. Women identify
with women in power.
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Oh, no, Dee.
Women hate other
women in power.
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I'm threatened by 'em.
Everyone is.
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Now, objectify yourself
and humanize me.
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Hmm.
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(theme music plays)
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And here to tell
their side of the story
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is the team
from Wolf Cola.
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Guys, thanks
for coming in.
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Oh, well, thank you
for having us, Chet.
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We at Wolf Cola were
as shocked and saddened
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by this news as everyone else.
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Uh, this by no means
reflects our ideals
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as a premium soda company.
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We're a family-run business,
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and we really care
about people's concerns.
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Listen, the point is,
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we have heard you all,
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and we are working tirelessly
to remedy this situation.
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CHET: Well, not
an easy situation,
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indeed, but handled
with grace and aplomb.
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Thank you, Mr. Reynolds.
And it looks like
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you're already getting
good feedback.
265
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Oh, that's-that's great.
Well, uh, thank you, Chet.
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And I want to say thank you
to America...
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And also, we're sorry.
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We accept
full responsibility
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for this heinous mistake,
and please know
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that I am actively
firing people as we speak,
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because I am the boss.
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(whispers):
Bitch.
273
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That's good to know.
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Yes.
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Next up, a heroic tale...
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FRANK:
You know what, Chet,
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can I say something?
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I think we've said enough.
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I think...
you got to understand
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that Boko Haram
did not do 9/11.
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Yeah.
That was...
al-Qaeda.
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Paris, that was done
283
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by ISIS.
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Boko Haram
is just concentrating,
285
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they're doing Africa.
I mean...
286
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(groans)
I mean, there's
mosquitos down there
287
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that are bigger terrorists
than Boko Haram.
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(theme music plays)
We're gonna
take a break.
289
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(clock ticking)
290
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And the 24-hour news cycle
starts again.
291
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Way to go, assholes.
292
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I made good points.
Jesus Christ,
293
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,880
I am just getting
eviscerated online.
294
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,350
People calling me a bitch,
flat-chested bitch,
295
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,552
pretty much everybody
wanting to rape me.
296
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,387
All right, you opened that door
the second you apologized, Dee.
297
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You don't see this?
People need an outlet
298
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to unleash their rage.
Now social media
299
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will come down on you
300
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with the fury of
a middle-aged man
301
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who's accomplished
nothing.
302
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,731
Hi-yo!
What's up, bitches?
303
00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,133
What's that?
What do you got?
304
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,135
Huh? Crow traps,
baby. Look.
305
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,536
Fight Milk is boomin'.
Apparently,
306
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,571
people are using it
to lose weight.
307
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,207
Yeah. Now, we're gonna
lean into that new market
308
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and rebrand the product.
Mm-hmm.
309
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I like this rebranding idea.
310
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That's what I got to do--
I got to rebrand my product.
311
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You guys, the problem is,
I just ooze sexuality.
312
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Well, you ooze.
313
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A real woman of power,
314
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she exudes
no sexuality at all.
315
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That's true.
I think we got to focus
on not losing Boko Haram.
316
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That's a good business.
The fastest-growing marketplace
317
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is Muslim extremists.
318
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Frank, we're not going into
business with terrorists.
319
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Are you crazy?
320
00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,468
Look, we need to get
back on TV immediately
321
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,236
and control the
goddamn narrative.
322
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,305
Yeah, speaking of TV,
we're gonna be doing
a little controlling
323
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,307
of our narrative,
so you guys mind
clearing out?
324
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,108
Yeah, this is
now our set.
325
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,443
All right, come on, we got work
to do, guys. Let's go.
326
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,811
Let's go.
Don't forget your phone,
327
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:12,979
stupid idiot.
Yep.
328
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,581
(hard rock playing)
329
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,749
(caws)
(caws)
330
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,618
Three, two, one!
What up!
What up!
331
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,854
Are you fat?
You probably are,
'cause you're watching TV!
332
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Or Internet.
333
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,024
♪
(cawing)
334
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,826
Fight Milk! Rebrand!
335
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,127
(caws)
336
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,862
♪
(cawing)
337
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,432
Let's talk
about women's bodies.
338
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,700
I like women.
339
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,268
It's easy for us men--
we have four
340
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,703
acceptable body types.
341
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,206
Skinny ripped,
jack ripped, dad bod,
342
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,007
and fat-- if you're funny.
343
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,009
It's a landslide!
344
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,846
As we all know, women only have
one acceptable body type.
345
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,615
Skinny, big tits!
346
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,650
New evidence is suggesting
that all this science
347
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,118
inside one crow's egg
348
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,188
can scientifically make
your breasts larger.
349
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,057
Watch the enzymes
enlargify your breasts.
350
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,492
(whooshing)
351
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,228
Want to hear more about it?
The sci...
352
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,362
(cawing)
Aah!
353
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,731
No nerds! Fight Milk!
354
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:05,732
(cawing)
355
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:06,833
Finally there's a crow-based
356
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,701
protein alcoholic drink for you.
357
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,403
BOTH:
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
358
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,838
(cawing)
359
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,075
Well, what do you guys think?
I don't get it.
360
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,510
That's 'cause you're
a stupid ring girl.
361
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,845
It couldn't be
any simpler.
Yeah, look,
362
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,647
take it easy.
Basically, we're trying
363
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,815
to expand our product
to the world of UFC women,
364
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,151
and look, uh, ring girls
are the perfect combo.
365
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,686
Really.
Yeah. I mean,
honestly, ladies,
366
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,521
you could afford to
lose a few pounds,
367
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,689
maybe in this area...
368
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,024
Well...
or here.
369
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,561
Really, I mean, between
the three of you, we
could be opening up
370
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,329
a bakery with all the
muffin tops I'm seeing.
371
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,764
Yes.
Now, Fight Milk
will help you
372
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,266
lose those
unwanted pounds
373
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,100
so you don't have
to resort to surgery,
374
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,202
which could cause scarring and
make you even less attractive
375
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,272
to men than you
already are, okay?
All right.
376
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,606
Now, I feel like...
No, no, look,
I'm sorry,
377
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,341
my friend has
really weird women issues.
378
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,076
I didn't realize he brought
a laser pointer.
379
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,612
But the point is,
you guys could look even better
380
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,080
if you drank Fight Milk.
381
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,949
We're not into
your weird diarrhea drink.
382
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,685
Right. Okay,
it's not a diarrhea drink.
383
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,253
It's...
You know what,
Charlie?
384
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,854
This isn't the dream
that I had for Fight Milk.
385
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,856
No! We're not the diarrhea guys.
386
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,692
No!
That's not what I want to be.
387
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,860
It's not for women! It
was never made for women!
388
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,062
But it'd be great
if women also drank it.
389
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,098
The dream was to create
a muscle-up energy drink
390
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,701
Yeah.
that gave you the power
to fight like a crow!
391
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,202
Yes!
Men!
392
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,870
Or women.
But yes. But definitely
393
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,806
crow-power fighting skills.
Either way,
394
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,742
Absolutely.
I think, dude, we got
to get back to the lab.
395
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,044
I think we got to get
some more crows.
396
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,381
(theme music plays)
397
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,318
From dog fighting
to finding a loving home.
398
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,152
(chuckles):
Amazing.
399
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,888
Now, who wouldn't want
to adopt a little guy like this?
400
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,790
(chuckling):
Well said, Mike.
401
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:38,891
Great story.
402
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,427
(chuckles)
403
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,930
Now, a local soda company
is back in hot water
404
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,265
with controversial
remarks.
405
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,836
Returning to talk about it today
is the team from Wolf Cola.
406
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,939
Thank you so much
for having us back, Chet. Um,
407
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,642
we at Wolf Cola are not just
about making a satisfying soda.
408
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,244
We are about making
satisfied customers.
409
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,979
We do acknowledge
consumers' concerns.
410
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,415
Yes, but we are not apologizing.
411
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,750
(mutters)
412
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,785
Right. Oh.
Sorry.
413
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,787
I'm just here to humanize him.
414
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,188
To support me.
To-to support him.
415
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,623
Support me.
416
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,124
(clears his throat)
417
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,793
Uh, Chet, we would also
like to announce
418
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,662
that for every can
of Wolf Cola sold,
419
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,297
a portion of the proceeds
will be going to a charity
420
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,966
that supports African people.
421
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,434
FRANK:
All Africans,
422
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,470
even the...
our friends at Boko Haram,
423
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,605
because they
are people, too.
424
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,674
We don't
discriminate.
Okay, right.
425
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,208
Uh, yeah, look,
Chet, if I may
426
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,543
address the public directly?
427
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,811
By all means.
Okay.
428
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,212
Um, I assure you
429
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,814
that we have righted this ship,
430
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,849
and we are taking
every step necessary
431
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,651
to address all of your concerns.
432
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,787
We at Wolf Cola hope
to be a part
433
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,122
of your family's daily
refreshment for years to come.
434
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,493
And we can say that
without saying I'm sorry.
435
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,361
CHET:
Well, Mr. Reynolds,
436
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,663
it sounds like Wolf Cola has
the right man in charge.
437
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,499
(sniffing, grunts)
Yeah. Well, I appreciate that.
438
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,300
(laughing):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
439
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,835
I thought we were done
with the dog segment.
440
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,504
What the hell's this?
Oh. Looks like we got
441
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,238
a lovable little guy
loose in the studio here.
442
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,807
Yeah. Can we get him out
of here?
443
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,208
Great. Thanks.
Not a dog
444
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,510
lover, Mr. Reynolds?
Yeah.
445
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,977
Well, if you're asking me if I,
446
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,679
if I like wild animals
slobbering all over me,
447
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,147
then, yeah,
I guess I'm not really a...
448
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,816
not really a dog lover then.
Wow. I have
449
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,818
never met a person who
does not like dogs before.
450
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,319
(laughing): Yeah. Yeah, well...
(laughs)
451
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,087
There are plenty of us
out there,
452
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,524
uh, Chet. Okay, trust me.
We're just afraid to admit it
453
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,159
because we feel like we're gonna
be judged by people like you.
454
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,695
Well, let's take a break.
You know what?
Actually, I'm not done.
455
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,598
Uh, Chet, are you a vegetarian
by any chance?
No.
456
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,033
Oh, so you're a hypocrite. Yeah.
457
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,501
See, I find that most people
that are whining
458
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,369
about dog fights
are actually the same people
459
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,104
going to football games
and UFC fights,
460
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,173
watching human beings
beat the ever-loving shit
461
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,208
out of each other while eating,
uh, fried chicken.
462
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,878
So, wait. Are you saying you're
an animal rights activist?
463
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,680
No, I'm actually
the opposite, pal.
464
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,849
I can't imagine a bigger waste
of people's time and energy.
465
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,350
I mean, Chet, if you can eat
fried chicken, then
466
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,952
I should be able
to eat me some fried dog.
467
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,687
Know what I'm saying?
I should be able to eat a bucket
468
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,556
of fried dog
at a chicken fight. (laughs)
469
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,023
Yeah. All I'm saying is,
470
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,326
look, let's just, you know,
let's be consistent.
471
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,906
(cawing)
472
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,575
(laughing)
473
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,076
MAC: How you feeling, boys?
You've been pounding
474
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,044
that new formula?
Yeah, I see you doing it.
475
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,412
Yeah, and we're not doing
so good, asshole,
476
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,814
'cause nothing's
coming out of me.
477
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,116
My trash can's empty.
478
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,151
Yeah, we're scared to shit
we ain't gonna make weight.
MAC: Oh, guys.
479
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,720
Guys, just don't worry.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
No, guys, guys, guys.
480
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,121
Don't worry. Okay,
look, this is all a part
481
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,656
of our two-step
process, all right?
482
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,057
See, right now,
you're crow loading...
483
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,425
Yeah, you've...
you've drank about, like,
484
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,060
four or five entire crows
485
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,896
'cause I'm grinding one up
for every bottle at this point.
486
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,831
Yes, and it is that crow enzyme
that's jacking you up,
487
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,634
and that's why you look
so beefy and so handsome.
And...
488
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,469
All right, but then what's gonna
happen is, you start drinking
489
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,937
the Fight Milk Classic, right,
490
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,506
and-and that's gonna
make you really sick,
491
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,940
'cause that's just
the crow eggs
492
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,341
and some
of the crow's fecal matter.
493
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:43,776
So you start
to puke everything out,
494
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,311
and then you'll be
fine for the weigh-in.
495
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,146
You're gonna be puking
on your dick in no time.
496
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,848
Yeah, yeah, that one's real
nasty. Don't worry about it.
497
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,282
Yeah.
You're gonna make weight
at the weigh-in.
498
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,918
Yeah, all I know is,
we don't make weight,
499
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,352
I'm killing you both.
500
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,455
Yeah.
501
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,757
All right.
MAC:
Uh, that's fine.
502
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,492
We're gonna be...
We're good.
503
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,993
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, guys, hey,
go... go kick ass.
504
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,763
Remember, that's the nasty one.
Drink that one.
505
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,532
That one's got
a real...
506
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,933
♪
507
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,635
All right,
508
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,203
let's bring out
the first fighter, Cub Swanson.
509
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:15,474
(applause and cheering)
510
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,644
We got to get him
on Fight Milk, man.
Oh, yeah,
we got to get him.
511
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,345
We got to get him. We got
to get him drinking it.
512
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:23,315
Up next, the challenger,
Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone.
513
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,817
(applause and cheering,
energetic music playing)
514
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,285
Cowboy!
Yeah!
515
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,688
Yes!
(whooping)
516
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,460
This is it. This is it, dude.
If he makes weight,
517
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,796
this is gonna change Fight Milk
and our lives forever.
518
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,631
I know, but if he doesn't,
we're bolting, right?
519
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,466
Oh, yeah. I've already
scoped out every single exit.
520
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,868
CROWD (chanting):
Cowboy! Cowboy!
155.
521
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,135
(applause and cheering)
522
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,470
Yes!
523
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,038
MAC:
Yeah. We did it!
524
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,473
We're gonna be rich!
We did it!
We're gonna be rich!
525
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,175
We're gonna be rich.
Let's go.
526
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,877
All right, Cowboy,
how you feeling right now?
527
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,312
I'm feeling good. Ready to put
on a show for all these guys.
528
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,914
(Mac and Charlie cawing)
529
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,884
What the hell is going on?
Who are these guys?
530
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,152
Uh, just like to take the
opportunity to thank Fight Milk.
531
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,189
Yes, and thank you, Cowboy,
and thank you, Megan.
532
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,657
We'd also like
to take this opportunity
533
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,158
to announce
that Fight Milk is now
534
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,894
the official drink
of the UFC.
Official drink.
535
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,328
Now, if you're in...
536
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,763
(microphone feedback)
No, no.
537
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,531
This is not
the official drink of the UFC.
538
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,333
And I don't know
who these guys are.
539
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,169
Security, get these assholes
out of here!
Fight Milk!
540
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,605
BOTH:
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
541
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,407
AUDIENCE: Fight Milk!
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
542
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,275
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
543
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,412
MAN (on TV):
The nationwide hatred
of Wolf Cola
544
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,548
continues to intensify
on an hourly basis...
545
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,418
Holy shit. We're getting
hammered worse than before.
546
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,754
Bye-bye, Frank's Fluids.
547
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,756
Turns out there are two things
that can't be forgiven--
548
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,591
raping children
and disliking dogs.
549
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,527
CHARLIE:
Well, what am I gonna do
with all the merchandise, man?
550
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,596
Throw it in the garbage,
burn it. Who gives a shit?
551
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,531
Yeah, we're done.
Fight Milk shit the bed.
552
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,967
What happened?
CHET (on TV):
Breaking news
553
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,235
from the sports world.
554
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,536
Fighters at a UFC
555
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,939
event in Philly tested positive
556
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,107
for several banned substances,
557
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:58,444
stemming from an energy drink
called Fight Milk.
558
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,747
We pumped it full of human
growth hormone, you know.
Yeah.
559
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,448
I mean, just nothing
else was working.
560
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,250
It just... it was just
giving people diarrhea.
561
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,417
Mm.
Ugh.
562
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,819
Starting to become known
563
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,655
as the official drink
of the UFC,
564
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,457
this Fight Milk is
a serious smudge for the group,
565
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,094
and a potential
public relations nightmare.
566
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,729
Ooh.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
567
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,297
What?
You guys,
this is good.
568
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,066
This is good. We're freed,
and they are screwed.
569
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,600
See, this is actually
the one good thing
570
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,402
about the 24-hour
news cycle.
571
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,772
If you give it enough time,
something new will come along
572
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,440
to replace people's old
outrage with new outrage.
573
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,076
Not much is known
about Fight Milk,
574
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,444
except that it's made
right here in Philadelphia
575
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,281
by a parent company
known as Frank's Fluids.
576
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,850
Goddamn it!
577
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,418
(sighs)
578
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,020
Start the clock.
579
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,354
Yeah.
580
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,393
(trio chanting backwards)
581
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,366
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