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[LOUISE] Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my god,
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oh, my god, oh, my god,
it's gonna be so great.
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And I thought Gene was excited
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- about pancakes.
- Pancakes!
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- LOUISE: Oh, pancakes schmancakes.
- BOTH: Hey.
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We're going on the
bootlegger tour today.
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Yeah, we are. You and me.
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Two tickets to the tour at
the hotel down the street.
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- [WHOOPS] History.
- Seriously, Louise? Learning stuff?
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On a Saturday? You've changed, man.
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Yeah, history? More like his-bore-y.
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'Cause it's boring? High five?
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It's bootleggers, you fools.
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Bootleggers and smugglers
used to hang out at that hotel.
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At that hotel. What
were they doing in there?
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Whatever they wanted.
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Selling their illegal
goods and illegal booze.
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It was just like a
badass farmers market.
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- Don't say "badass."
- Good-ass?
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- No.
- Great-ass?
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- Okay, fine.
- It's nice that they gave us
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free tickets just 'cause
we're a local business.
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More places should do that. But not us.
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I don't want to give anything away.
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Well, I'm excited, too.
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Mom and Louise day,
having a bootlegging time.
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Oh, should we wear boots?
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Or leggings, or both?
Or dress as flappers?
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Call ourselves the Bootlegging
Flappy Bappies? Huh?
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- [LOUISE] Eh.
- I'll keep thinking.
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Who wants to see my flappy bappies?
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Bappity-bappity-bappity-bappity.
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Hey, Harold and Edith.
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- You here for the tour?
- No, we're popping in here
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for some afternoon delight.
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- Yes, we're here for the tour.
- Okay.
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[MANAGER] Hello, and welcome
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to our new dishin'
about prohibition tour.
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Let me take you all the way
back to... oh, hello there.
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- Ugh. Logan?
- Ew.
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- Cynthia?
- Hmm.
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- [BOTH RETCHING]
- Okay, hey, let's get started.
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Can we? Let me take you all
the way back to the jazz age,
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when flappers were flappenin'
and illegal hooch was happenin'.
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And the hats? Don't get
me started on the hats.
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Tell us about the hats.
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It's just, people had amazing hats.
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Whoa, look out the window.
That's balloon lady.
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Mom hasn't been gone 20 minutes
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and dad already has a wandering eye.
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No, Gene. Balloon lady.
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One of the sidewalk performers
from down by the wharf.
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- She's a ba-luminary.
- [GENE] Oh, yeah.
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[GENE] Wait, is that the bubble master?
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- Yes, it is.
- Holy crap. Two heavyweights.
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[GENE] And Doug the juggler?
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- Are you kidding me?
- [TINA] And, also,
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a guy with a bunch of dirty pipes.
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Oh, my god, they're coming in.
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Okay, we're all here.
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And pipe guy, for some reason.
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I overheard you guys when
I was lurking near you.
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Now, how do we decide
who gets Giovanni's spot?
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We fight? I'm up for fighting.
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Um, what's going on?
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- Giovanni died.
- Oh, no.
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Is that the guy who
tap-danced on a piece of wood?
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Yeah, I guess you could
say he, uh, tapped out.
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And he had the best
spot on front street.
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Right by the entrance to the wharf.
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So now we're trying to
decide who gets his spot.
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- And I think it should be me.
- Oh, please, bubble boy.
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I'm making a balloon sword.
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- Let's all make weapons.
- That's cute.
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- I juggle real swords.
- [GRUMBLES]
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Uh, would any of you
like to order something
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before you sword-fight?
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- Ah, fine. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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Are those leaking something?
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- Uh, probably.
- Okay.
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[MANAGER] So here we have
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an ordinary bookcase. Just
your regular old... wuh-oh!
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- Whoa.
- Or is it a secret entrance
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to the hotel's old speakeasy?
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It is. Go on in!
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From 1920 to 1933,
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this was a well-hidden haven
for drinking gin and doing sins.
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After prohibition, it became
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a very inconvenient storage room,
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but now it's a bar again.
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- Go ahead, look around.
- Ho-ho,
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we have way too few secret
rooms at our restaurant.
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You've mentioned that.
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[MANAGER] [OLD-TIMEY VOICE]
Look out, the cops are coming!
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- Harold, hold my stash.
- [GRUNTS]
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[REGULAR VOICE] If law
enforcement showed up,
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the doorman would warn the
naughty patrons inside here
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through this simple hose with a little
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bell thingy at the end of it that
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- looks like a flower.
- Oh.
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And then the bartender
could talk back through it.
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[OLD-TIMEY VOICE] "Thanks
for the warning, buddy."
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[REGULAR VOICE] And
everyone could escape
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through a secret tunnel behind the bar
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that led to the pier.
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- Oh.
- That same tunnel
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was also used by the bootleggers
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to sneak booze and other
smuggled items into the hotel.
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It was just a really great tunnel.
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- Is the tunnel still here?
- Uh, sadly, no.
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No, the whole thing was
filled in by the city in 1953.
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No sense of fun, those city people.
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But everything else
here is still intact,
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so you can have a look around, and then
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I'll take you to room 111,
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where the notorious smuggler
Slippery Sam always stayed,
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and where he was eventually betrayed.
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You can react. You could gasp or "ooh,"
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- or somethin' like...
- [ALL OOHING]
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- Wow.
- Thank you, that's great.
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[TEDDY] They're having a
sit-down in your restaurant?
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That's a big deal. I
don't think anyone's
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- ever seen them all in one place.
- Like the Beatles.
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- Well, I get the biggest crowds.
- Ha! Maybe 15 years ago.
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Bubbles are over. Can you make
a bald eagle out of a bubble?
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- I don't think so.
- Bubbles will never be over.
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Bubbles are forever.
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Bubbles, balloons,
you both blow. Get it?
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I found these pipes in a
dumpster by a grocery store.
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Look, this isn't getting us anywhere.
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There is only one thing left
TO DO: Let the street decide.
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Uh, w-what does that mean?
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We perform and the winner
is chosen by the audience.
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Wow. Uh, when are you gonna do that?
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- And-and where?
- Right here, right now.
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- [ALL GASP]
- Wait, what?
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- They mean us. We would decide.
- Ooh.
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- I think I'm gonna throw up.
- Well, that's the least fun
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street performance.
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So, this is the room 111,
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where Slippery Sam would always stay.
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But they could have called him
"suspicious of everyone" Sam,
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because he made
modifications to the room...
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Unbeknownst to management...
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In order to hide his stolen goods
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from his fellow thieves
and ne'er-do-wells.
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Just an ordinary bedpost, right?
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[ALL OOHING]
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And did you notice the antique outlets?
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Aha!
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- [ALL OOHING]
- But the hiding spot
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for his most famous hidden
loot has never been found.
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- Why not?
- I was getting to that.
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- Oh.
- In 1932,
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Sam checked into the hotel
hoping to find a fence
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for the Jade jellyfish.
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A dazzling piece of home decor
that was estimated to be worth
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around $40,000 at that time,
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which today would be the
equivalent of over $700,000.
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- [ALL OOHING] - Holy crap!
- The Jade jellyfish
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was stolen from its original owner,
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a New York collector
named Carlyle Linus,
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and hidden somewhere
in or around the hotel
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while a sale was arranged.
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Slippery Sam had more
than his share of enemies,
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so not only did he hide the jellyfish,
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he also left behind a letter
for his girlfriend Mimi Molero,
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in case anything should happen to him.
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But it would turn out to be Mimi herself
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who would betray Slippery Sam.
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[GASPS] Mimi.
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Yes. On October 15th, 1932,
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Mimi was arrested for
running an unlicensed casino
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on a converted barge out in the bay.
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She called it the S.S. Perfectly Legal,
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but it certainly was not.
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To avoid jail time,
she sang like a canary
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about her notorious boyfriend,
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giving the G-Men enough
dirt to put Sam away
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for the rest of his life.
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Which wasn't long, because
he died in a shoot-out
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in this very hotel
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when they tried to
take him into custody.
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- Aw.
- See? That's why you don't need
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- a girlfriend, Logan.
- Mom.
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Now, Sam's letter to Mimi was discovered
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in the bedpost years later.
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A cryptic clue from a dead
smuggler to a femme fatale.
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"Our green friend... "
Clearly, the jellyfish...
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"Has made a home 20
paces west of Poseidon."
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Nearly everyone agrees that "Poseidon,"
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Greek god of the sea,
means the hiding spot
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was 20 paces from the ocean,
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and this almost certainly
refers to some nook
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in the now filled-in
bootleggers' tunnel
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which ran under front street.
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If only he used the hotel safe, right?
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- [SOFT LAUGHTER]
- Yeah, that was funny.
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Now, if you'll follow me back
to our Speakeasy/VIP lounge,
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you can enjoy a complimentary
Rumrunner's Blind Blackout...
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Which I believe is
apple juice... Or peruse
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our updated cocktail list
and light appetizer menu.
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- [EDITH] Is there a discount?
- [MANAGER] There is not, but...
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- [EDITH] I'll take the juice.
- [MANAGER] All right.
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Let's not stay. I don't want to stay.
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Also, I have to pee. Let's go.
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Bye. Bye. So sorry we couldn't chat.
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- [GROANS]
- [LINDA] Oh, there you are.
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Do you want to split this
tomato-feta thing with me?
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-[WHISPERING] Mom. Sorry. Listen.
-Ow, ow.
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- What?
- We know something
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about the Jade jellyfish
that the manager doesn't.
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- That no one else knows.
- We-we do?
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- Yes.
- What?
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"Poseidon" doesn't mean the sea.
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It's got to be the Poseidon
statue near the ride.
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In Fischoeder's secret
clubhouse under the pier.
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The statue where you pinch his nipples?
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Yes. We can go there and
maybe find the Jade Jellyfish.
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Find it? I-I don't know.
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Please? I need you.
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We're the Bootlegging Flappy Bappies.
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We are? You and me? Flappy Bappies?
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Flappin' together, Bappin' forever?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So?
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[WHISPERS] Okay, okay, let's do it.
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Let's go find the jolly jellyfish.
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- [LOUISE] Jade.
- [LINDA] Yeah.
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- Hmm.
- Okay, ready.
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You sure you don't
have to tinkle-dinkle?
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Ugh, yes. But, hey, mom,
want to make $700,000?
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Ugh, you sound just like your father.
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I am not selling vitamins to my friends.
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No, Mom. [INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
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And then... [INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
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Did you brush your teeth today?
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Mom! No.
239
00:08:39,321 --> 00:08:42,389
So, yeah, we're gonna go
find Slippery Sam's Jellyfish
240
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in the under-pier.
241
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,018
[BOB] Linda, what are you talking about?
242
00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:46,518
[WHISPERING] Louise thinks she can find
243
00:08:46,543 --> 00:08:47,728
this smuggler's jellyfish thingy
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- they told us about on the tour.
- Okay.
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00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:51,731
I know, I'm sure it's long gone by now,
246
00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:53,715
but Bob, we're doing a thing together.
247
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,235
She wants to do it with me.
248
00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,654
We don't have a lot of things like that,
249
00:08:56,678 --> 00:08:58,281
and this one I didn't
have to force at all.
250
00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,675
Remember when I tried to make her watch
251
00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,116
Knots Landing reruns with me?
252
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,701
- Mom. Come on.
- [REGULAR VOLUME] Okay.
253
00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:03,809
Okay, see you soon, bye.
254
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,745
All right, come on. Here we go.
255
00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,266
Damn it. Who locks the door
256
00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:08,707
to a secret underground clubhouse?
257
00:09:08,732 --> 00:09:10,064
No-fun poopheads, that's who.
258
00:09:10,089 --> 00:09:12,711
Hey, you want to go get
a hot dog or ice cream?
259
00:09:12,736 --> 00:09:13,818
Yes, that's it. Ice cream.
260
00:09:13,945 --> 00:09:15,528
- [CACKLES]
- Oh, great.
261
00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:17,484
- I'm hungry.
- No, that's another way
262
00:09:17,509 --> 00:09:19,259
to get into the under-pier.
263
00:09:19,284 --> 00:09:20,570
- Oh.
- Let's go.
264
00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:21,928
Ah... ow!
265
00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:24,806
- It's a little cold for ice cream.
- I don't think
266
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,368
they're getting ice cream.
267
00:09:26,393 --> 00:09:27,684
But if they are, I want some.
268
00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,853
Ah, not before you've
had some growing food.
269
00:09:29,878 --> 00:09:32,332
Don't say "growing food." Ugh!
270
00:09:32,357 --> 00:09:33,423
- Hi.
- Hello.
271
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,961
Uh, can I get a sample of
the double-fudge nut blast?
272
00:09:35,986 --> 00:09:37,402
- Mom. Oh, my gosh.
- What?
273
00:09:37,427 --> 00:09:38,613
The weirdest thing... We just saw
274
00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:40,737
Mr. Fischoeder, your boss, right?
275
00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:42,282
- Yeah?
- He's over on the wonder wheel
276
00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:44,891
throwing paper airplanes
made out of ten dollar bills.
277
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,916
Seriously? I love ten dollar bills.
278
00:09:46,941 --> 00:09:49,247
- Be right back.
- You're a sneaky little
279
00:09:49,272 --> 00:09:52,477
- Slippery Sam, aren't you?
- I can be somewhat slippery.
280
00:09:52,502 --> 00:09:54,544
- Wow, look at that.
- After you?
281
00:09:54,623 --> 00:09:56,509
- Wait, no, I lied. After me.
- Yep, yep.
282
00:09:58,718 --> 00:10:00,634
[TEDDY] A Chinese dragon
made out of balloons?
283
00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:02,408
[TINA] How is anyone gonna top this?
284
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,619
- Nudity? - Probably not.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
285
00:10:04,746 --> 00:10:07,098
- Sorry.
- You guys like showstopping finales?
286
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,373
[TEDDY] I do.
287
00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,749
- [TINA] Whoa.
- Oh, my god.
288
00:10:09,774 --> 00:10:12,317
- Wow. That's impressive.
- Oh...
289
00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:13,355
You and I are gonna get married.
290
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,874
- Oops.
- Who's next?
291
00:10:14,899 --> 00:10:17,817
Who's next? This is the
most amazing day of my life!
292
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,179
You know, it's actually
kind of fun down here
293
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,757
when no one's chasing you
and trying to murder you.
294
00:10:21,782 --> 00:10:23,240
I guess most places are like that.
295
00:10:23,265 --> 00:10:25,984
So, the secret clubhouse
with the Poseidon statue
296
00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:28,680
will look just like a wall
with some crap around it.
297
00:10:28,705 --> 00:10:30,580
Oh, whoa, I tripped on a seahorse.
298
00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:32,468
Aw, they're cute. Except that one.
299
00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:33,917
Mom, come on. We're down here
300
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:36,354
to find the Jade Jellyfish,
not to look at cute old things.
301
00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:39,047
You're right. Besides, I
can look at cute old things
302
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,650
when we get home and see your father.
303
00:10:40,675 --> 00:10:42,008
[LAUGHS] Good... that's a good...
304
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,393
Know what? Stop getting distracted.
305
00:10:43,451 --> 00:10:45,451
Right, right, right. Aw, dead pigeon.
306
00:10:45,476 --> 00:10:47,309
- Mom!
- Yep, yep, yep, yep.
307
00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:50,218
[TINA] Seems like one we
could have done outside.
308
00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,518
For those of us who have to mop
309
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:53,001
- all this up later.
- Tina, shh.
310
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,063
[GENE] Whoa.
311
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:58,047
- He just made smoking cool again.
- Yeah.
312
00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:00,068
- [BOTH] Wow.
- What?!
313
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,339
He's amazing.
314
00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:04,281
I call it "reincarnation's
infinite spirit."
315
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,258
Heh. Okay.
316
00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:07,033
I do feel a little reincarnated.
317
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:07,932
Wait till I go.
318
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,953
Uh, excuse me, can-can I wash
319
00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,477
my flip flops in your sink?
320
00:11:11,502 --> 00:11:12,831
Uh, uh, uh...
321
00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:14,522
I... yeah, in the bathroom.
322
00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:16,126
Oh, never mind. [SNORTING]
323
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:18,359
I've got more spit than I thought.
324
00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:19,504
- Gross.
- Mm.
325
00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:22,025
Ugh, why does this secret clubhouse
326
00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,466
have to be so damn secret?
327
00:11:23,491 --> 00:11:25,029
Well, I think the important thing is
328
00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:27,304
the Bootlegging Flappy
Bappies are having themselves
329
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:30,204
- quite an adventure.
- Can't we just be The Bootleggers?
330
00:11:30,229 --> 00:11:31,577
The Bootlegging Belchers?
331
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,560
No. Anyway, I'm glad we're doing this,
332
00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,585
- no matter what happens.
- Oh, my god.
333
00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:38,166
The clubhouse. This is
it. The hatch! We found it.
334
00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:40,275
- Yay!
- Let's open this baby up.
335
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,175
Somehow, from the outside...
336
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,946
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- [LOGAN] Mom, walk faster.
337
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,740
- Dang it. Wait.
- We're gonna lose them, come on.
338
00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:46,249
[SHUSHES] Hold on.
339
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,676
[CYNTHIA] These are
not good walking shoes...
340
00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,284
- Do you hear something?
- What? What?
341
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,244
[LOGAN] You never bring
good walking shoes.
342
00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:53,204
I'm gonna buy you
some comfortable flats.
343
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,730
- Some sensible flats.
- Oh, no.
344
00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:58,483
- Logan?
- Oh. Hey, Louise.
345
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,308
Hi, Linda.
346
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,169
Quick, let's hit 'em over
the head with something heavy.
347
00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:02,953
No, never mind.
348
00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:05,280
What? You can't just take
a great idea back like that.
349
00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:10,680
I can't believe you
followed us here, Logan.
350
00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:12,099
Wait, how did you
know to follow us here?
351
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,851
Oh, just a little thing
called hearing you talk
352
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,246
about finding the Jade Jellyfish
353
00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:17,771
through the secret pipes
on the hotel tour thing.
354
00:12:17,856 --> 00:12:19,647
Damn it. That's so sneaky.
355
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,960
I have to respect it but
I also don't like you,
356
00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:23,193
so i-I'm at a loss here.
357
00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:25,464
You'll also be at a loss when we find
358
00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:26,946
the Jellyfish before you.
359
00:12:26,971 --> 00:12:28,948
Now, would you do me a
favor and-and just tell me
360
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,381
where this Poseidon ride is?
361
00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:33,753
Uh, I mean, I think Poseidon
rode, like, a seahorse?
362
00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:35,686
So maybe that has
something to do with it?
363
00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:37,355
Seahorse, huh?
364
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,042
But, ugh. What am I saying?
365
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,729
Why am I telling you any of this?
366
00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:44,051
- Wait, what? Oh. Quiet, Louise.
- Oh, Logan. What about
367
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:46,003
- the seahorses we saw back...
- Mom!
368
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:47,695
It's probably not even down here.
369
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,095
Let's just go home and be the
amount of rich we already are.
370
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,241
We're leaving? Oh, thank
god. I need a shower.
371
00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:54,349
And you are definitely
doing a tubby tonight.
372
00:12:54,476 --> 00:12:56,097
- Mom!
- A bath, a bath.
373
00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:58,478
- Idiots.
- Good thinking, Louise.
374
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:00,902
- You clever little cutie patootie.
- Okay, come on.
375
00:13:00,927 --> 00:13:03,269
- Use that mom strength.
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
376
00:13:03,294 --> 00:13:05,425
Use your muscles, Mom. Please. Come on.
377
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,570
- [GRUNTING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
378
00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:09,633
Wait a minute. 20 paces west.
379
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,533
- What?
- The statue of Poseidon
380
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:13,326
is right on the other
side of this hatch,
381
00:13:13,351 --> 00:13:14,930
- like, a few feet away.
- Yeah?
382
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:17,539
So I'm realizing that based
on what side of the country
383
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,313
we live on and how the ocean works,
384
00:13:19,338 --> 00:13:21,126
20 paces west is that way.
385
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,085
Outside the hatch. We
don't have to open it.
386
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:25,088
Well, that's good, 'cause
that thing is not budging.
387
00:13:25,113 --> 00:13:26,913
That wall looks like
it's about 20 paces away.
388
00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:29,301
And it looks like it's been
around for at least 100 years.
389
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,620
- It's got to be in there.
- Wait, in the wall?
390
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,073
Yeah, in the wall. Classic Slippery Sam.
391
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,099
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Um, Louise?
392
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,045
- The boards are cracking.
- Yeah.
393
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,103
But not in, like, too
dangerous of a way.
394
00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:42,909
Oh my god. I-I think
these boards are rotten.
395
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,300
Come on, mom. You know
how old boards are.
396
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,345
They crack. It's part of
397
00:13:46,369 --> 00:13:47,776
- their whole charm.
- I-It's just...
398
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,851
Look, we'll just walk
nice and easy, okay?
399
00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:51,251
See? [VOCALIZING]
400
00:13:51,276 --> 00:13:53,046
Okay, but one more crack
and we're out of here.
401
00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:54,820
- Fine.
- [BOARD CREAKS]
402
00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:56,344
That was more of a creak.
403
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,253
This is also very good.
404
00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:00,631
[TEDDY] Yeah. You think he just
had all those things with him?
405
00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:03,324
What? He did not just do that.
406
00:14:03,349 --> 00:14:04,993
[MUFFLED] Mm, I did do
it. Yeah, I did. I did it.
407
00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,162
At any moment, he could have
cut himself with the sword,
408
00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:09,204
taken a bite of the
light-bulb, dropped the apple
409
00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:10,665
on the ground, and then it's all dirty.
410
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,439
[TINA] Damn.
411
00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,399
- Yeah.
- I think I'm gonna faint.
412
00:14:15,569 --> 00:14:18,236
And that is why I
deserve Giovanni's spot.
413
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:19,757
- And they do not.
- [APPLAUSE]
414
00:14:19,782 --> 00:14:21,510
Are you gonna finish that apple
415
00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:23,135
and/or can I play
around with your sword?
416
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,035
- Sure, whatever. Here, catch.
- Yay!
417
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,268
- No.
- Boo.
418
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,826
20 paces from which seahorse?
419
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:31,268
[GROANS] I guess I'll
have to do all of them.
420
00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:33,210
You seem cranky. Are you hungry?
421
00:14:33,235 --> 00:14:34,950
- I brought raisins.
- No.
422
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,433
Okay, maybe a handful.
423
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,859
Louise, I really want you to come back.
424
00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:41,151
In a minute. I'm just
gonna try this way.
425
00:14:41,176 --> 00:14:42,719
Louise. I'd come grab you,
426
00:14:42,744 --> 00:14:44,347
but I'm too heavy and i'm
afraid we'd both fall through.
427
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,682
So please walk your little
feet back towards me,
428
00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:48,846
slowly and carefully,
but also somehow quickly.
429
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:51,538
I am walking back toward you,
but I got to go the long way,
430
00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:53,676
toward the wall, which coincidentally
431
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,659
is where the Jellyfish
is, which is unrelated.
432
00:14:55,684 --> 00:14:58,485
I'm just walking back towards
you the long way, okay?
433
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,214
Uh-oh.
434
00:15:00,239 --> 00:15:02,559
- Whoa!
- Louise!
435
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,510
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
- Oh, no.
436
00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:05,535
We were so close.
437
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,638
Okay, minor setback. Let's think.
438
00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:10,038
Louise! We are not
gonna find the Jellyfish!
439
00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:12,226
- What?
- I'm sorry, sweetie. I just...
440
00:15:12,251 --> 00:15:14,167
There's just no way
it's still down here.
441
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:15,813
What do you mean? The letter said...
442
00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,129
It's been 100 years.
443
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:20,085
Things get bashed around and
filled in and washed away.
444
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,277
It's just how it is with
things. I can barely find
445
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:24,697
- my car keys when I need 'em.
- So this whole time,
446
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,596
you never thought we'd
find the Jellyfish?
447
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,994
- I mean... eh...
- Then w-what are we doing down here?
448
00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:32,204
Aw, honey. Having fun, right?
449
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,039
The Bootlegging Flappy Bappies?
450
00:15:34,064 --> 00:15:36,481
No. No. No Bootlegging Flappy Bappies.
451
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,900
You've just been lying
to me this whole time.
452
00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:41,365
- I'm sorry.
- You're a bootlegging flappy liar!
453
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,209
Louise, no. Ugh, another dead pigeon.
454
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,646
I can't believe this
whole time you were just
455
00:15:49,671 --> 00:15:51,079
playing pretend with me.
456
00:15:51,104 --> 00:15:53,062
- Like I'm a child.
- I mean, you are a child.
457
00:15:53,087 --> 00:15:54,727
I'm not a child. I'm nine.
458
00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:56,918
Listen, it's been so great
spending the day with you,
459
00:15:56,943 --> 00:15:59,200
seeing you so excited.
When you have kids,
460
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,577
you'll see how happy it makes
you to see your kids happy.
461
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,444
We were doing it together, you and me.
462
00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:05,590
We had a thing,
something we could share.
463
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:08,546
- Until it almost got you killed.
- I just...
464
00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,974
I know it's there, Mom. I know it.
465
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:14,061
Huh. You really believe that, don't you?
466
00:16:14,086 --> 00:16:15,711
Yes. I do.
467
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,918
- Okay.
- Okay? Like, okay okay?
468
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,068
- Yes. [GROANS]
- [GASPS]
469
00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:22,774
Damn your sweet little
face full of hope.
470
00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,715
If you really believe it, then...
471
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,282
I'm gonna believe it,
too. Maybe. Sort of.
472
00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:29,089
But if you die, you
and I are going to have
473
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:30,911
big problems, lady. Big problems.
474
00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:33,256
- Okay, yeah.
- All right, I think I have an idea.
475
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,394
I'm a little terrified
about what this is gonna be.
476
00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:39,044
What is dripping out of those pipes?
477
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:40,735
- Let's call it water.
- Mm.
478
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:44,139
♪ ♪
479
00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,014
- Damn.
- Oh, my god.
480
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,572
I'm crying, I'm crying.
481
00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,576
- So he wins?
- Yeah.
482
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,361
Yeah. Giovanni's spot
is all yours, pipe guy.
483
00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:22,110
You beautiful freak.
484
00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:24,974
Thank you all. But,
honestly, we should share it.
485
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:26,193
- What?
- Yeah, what?
486
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,334
- Then what the hell was all of this?
- Tina, calm down.
487
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,817
I really just want Thursday
mornings and Sunday afternoons.
488
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,181
You sure you want to do that?
489
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,104
It's what Giovanni would have wanted.
490
00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,380
And I should know. He was my dad.
491
00:17:37,405 --> 00:17:39,322
- He was? - What?!
- Okay, probably not.
492
00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:41,979
But let's just share the spot.
I've written out a schedule for you.
493
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:44,191
It's-it's on a pipe, but still.
494
00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,740
- Seems fair. - Works for me.
- Yeah, I can work with this.
495
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,748
Wow, great. Now, uh,
now that that's settled,
496
00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:50,209
can, uh, can I bring
you guys some lunch?
497
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,098
- You guys want to split a burger?
- All right.
498
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:54,451
- Sure. - Okay.
- So one burger, split four ways?
499
00:17:54,476 --> 00:17:55,920
Well, there's four of us.
500
00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:57,404
I'll split it. I got the sword.
501
00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:59,304
Maybe five ways? I would have some.
502
00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:01,490
This was a great idea, mom.
503
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,764
[GROANS] I hate this idea.
504
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,789
Leaving is a good idea,
but we're doing this.
505
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:06,068
Yep. Yep we are.
506
00:18:06,093 --> 00:18:08,279
[GROANS] Can't I be the
one to go out on the board?
507
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,762
Uh, no, you weigh
more than me, remember?
508
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,100
Stupid adult body.
509
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,929
[GROANS, MOANS]
510
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:19,584
Okay, yeah, just checking the panels.
511
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:22,600
How long are we gonna do this?
Like, like, five more seconds?
512
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,417
Where are you?
513
00:18:24,442 --> 00:18:25,900
[GASPS]
514
00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:27,865
[GASPS]
515
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:29,912
Ha! I mean, shh.
516
00:18:29,937 --> 00:18:31,353
- Mom. Mom! Look.
- What?
517
00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:34,064
- Holy crap.
- [LAUGHS] Ooh! Shh. Shh.
518
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:36,787
Keep it down. Mom,
keep it down, but look.
519
00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,978
Okay, okay, time to come
back. Come, come, come, come.
520
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:41,693
I knew it. I knew it. I was
right and you were wrong.
521
00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:42,465
You thought I was just a child.
522
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,488
Uh-huh. Okay, okay. You were right.
523
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,907
- Oh, my gosh.
- You were right. Let, let's just not
524
00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:46,598
fall into the ocean and drown to death.
525
00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:48,187
You were like, "oh, I'll
just pretend around her,"
526
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:49,762
- but it's real.
- Louise.
527
00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:52,121
- Will you ever doubt me again?
- No, no, no.
528
00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:54,187
- Eh, I don't know, maybe.
- It's amazing.
529
00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,496
- Put it under your coat.
- Oh, ooh.
530
00:18:56,521 --> 00:18:58,312
Oop, oof. Ooh, it's squishing my boob.
531
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,295
Dang it. Where is it? [GROANS]
532
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,070
You know, we could probably find
533
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:03,469
some bootlegger treasure on eBay.
534
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,167
- You think so?
- I'm gonna say yes.
535
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,233
- More raisins?
- Thanks, mom.
536
00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:10,510
All right, all we got to do now
is get past the ice cream kid.
537
00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:12,826
Follow my lead, and we'll
be Jade in the shade.
538
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,976
- [FISCHOEDER] Hello.
- [BOTH] Aah!
539
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:17,934
You, uh, take any good
bootlegger tours lately?
540
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,937
- Hmm. I-I don't think so.
- Heh. Yeah, I-I hate tours.
541
00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,854
You weren't scurrying around under there
542
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,615
looking for my Jade Jellyfish, were you?
543
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,450
Your Jade Jellyfish? That
belonged to Slippery Sam.
544
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:29,489
Um, if... it-it would if
it-if it was still there,
545
00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,804
or if I... you know, I don't even
know what you're talking about.
546
00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:34,325
As owner of this property,
you should understand,
547
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,934
if it were there, it would belong to me.
548
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,135
Unrelated... have you got
549
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:39,810
- something under your coat?
- Her boobs?
550
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,250
- Three of them?
- Don't judge.
551
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:44,316
- Come on, give it. Give it here.
- Sorry, hon. - [GROANS]
552
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:46,082
Oh, you're gonna make
Fischy so much money.
553
00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:48,451
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
554
00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:50,442
- Well, it's worth nothing.
- Wait, what?
555
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,324
Yes, I had the Jade Jellyfish appraised.
556
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,307
And, oddly enough, it's
not made out of Jade.
557
00:19:54,332 --> 00:19:56,430
- [GROANS]
- Does it even have jelly in it?
558
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:59,406
The Dyed Quartz Jellyfish
would be a more accurate name.
559
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,644
- Aw.
- There was a lot of that going around
560
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,794
back in the Jade craze days.
561
00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:06,612
But I sold it to that
rube manager at the hotel
562
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,693
for him to use as part of his tour.
563
00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:11,719
After some fierce negotiating,
we settled on $100.
564
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,887
And since you found
it, I'm giving you half.
565
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,537
Yes! I get 50 bucks.
566
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,326
- Minus expenses.
- Expenses?
567
00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:19,727
I had to invest in locks for the hatches
568
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,585
to the under-pier, thank you very much.
569
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,583
And I had to get a fun
keychain for the keys.
570
00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:25,524
Look, it's a little palm
tree. Don't touch it.
571
00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:28,639
Anyway, I deducted those
costs, and this is for you.
572
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:30,590
- $17.
- Okey dokey.
573
00:20:30,615 --> 00:20:32,384
- It's something.
- Now, be a lamb and stop trespassing
574
00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:34,873
- on my property, okay?
- [GENE] No!
575
00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:36,560
- Bye.
- Mom, we're pretty good at this.
576
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:39,288
You know what I'm thinking?
You, me, Lost City of Atlantis.
577
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,559
I bet it's in Atlanta.
Has anyone looked there?
578
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:44,168
I don't know. Maybe?
When's your spring break?
579
00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:47,325
Or maybe just find some more,
uh, you know, walking-distance
580
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,162
- treasures, closer to...
- Don't be jealous.
581
00:20:49,187 --> 00:20:51,029
So Louise, what are you
gonna spend your money on?
582
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:53,596
I think I know what
I'm gonna do with it.
583
00:20:53,975 --> 00:20:56,059
♪ ♪
584
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,496
♪ Flappy Bappies ♪
585
00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:04,813
♪ Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies ♪
586
00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:06,417
♪ Flappy Bappies ♪
587
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,567
♪ Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies ♪
588
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:12,218
♪ Bootlegging Flappy Bappies ♪
589
00:21:12,243 --> 00:21:15,593
♪ Ah... ♪
590
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,817
♪ Flappin' together ♪
591
00:21:19,842 --> 00:21:23,285
♪ Bappin' forever ♪
592
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,853
♪ Flappy Bappies ♪
593
00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:27,586
♪ Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies ♪
594
00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:29,357
♪ Flappy Bappies ♪
595
00:21:29,382 --> 00:21:30,964
♪ Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies ♪
596
00:21:31,152 --> 00:21:33,903
♪ Bootlegging Flappy Ba... ♪
597
00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:37,015
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