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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:03,440 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:10,470 Walk on over and show me how you feel 3 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:15,550 I said walk on over and show me how you feel 4 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:21,420 'Cause baby I gotta know your love for me 5 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:25,640 Come on over and shake it, shake it 6 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,560 Come on over and shake it, shake it 7 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,490 Come on over and shake it, shake it 8 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,420 Come on over and shake it, shake it 9 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:38,480 Come on over and shake it next to me 10 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,500 You know you steal my heart whenever you walkin' by 11 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:46,440 I said you steal my heart 12 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:50,450 Whenever you walkin' by 13 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:54,510 Now baby, I'm in love and you know I wouldn't lie 14 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,400 - I'm telling you, 15 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:58,490 Chuck says he's found a flaw in the Fibonacci Sequence 16 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,500 and that if we link up, we can disprove it. 17 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:01,640 - He started on that when he was trying 18 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,510 to disprove the golden ratio. 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,660 It can't be done. 20 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:07,540 1.6 is the magic number and that's all there is to it. 21 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:08,610 - Yeah, but if we could just-- 22 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:12,450 - I have been looking for you guys everywhere. 23 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:17,620 - I gotta go. 24 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:19,390 - Me too. 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,410 - Wait! 26 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:21,490 ? Shake it, shake it 27 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,460 ? Come on over and shake it next to me 28 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:27,500 ? Oh, yeah 29 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:28,640 Hi. 30 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:31,390 I'm new in this school, and I'm really good at math, 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,650 and I thought I could join your computer club. 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,620 - We're full up. 33 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:49,430 - Chuck, every one of your calculations comes back to 1.6. 34 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,500 You're on drugs if you think 35 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,550 you're gonna destroy the Fibonacci Sequence. 36 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,610 - Hey guys! 37 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,390 You know, I'm really good at trig, 38 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,490 and I have a Macintosh 2 with extended memory, 39 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,470 so why don't you guys let me hang out with you? 40 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:06,640 - That's why. 41 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:15,400 - What are you guys doing hanging around with this pimple? 42 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:16,480 - Nothing. 43 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:17,540 Nothing Billy. 44 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:25,450 - Do you know why you are such a pimple? 45 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:43,520 Because you don't get enough milk. 46 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:48,650 ? Come on over and shake it next to me 47 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:51,410 ? Oh yeah 48 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,410 (calm music) 49 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:07,600 ? We never thought about the place where we belong 50 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,580 ? Don't have to stand alone 51 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,620 ? Never let you fall 52 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:18,380 ? Don't need permission to decide what you believe 53 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:25,380 ? I say jump, down on Jump Street 54 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:30,440 ? I say jump, down on Jump Street 55 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:36,580 ? Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall 56 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:40,640 ? You'll find you need us 'cause there's no one else to call 57 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:46,630 ? And if it's hopeless, a decision's what you need 58 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,600 ? You better be ready to, be ready to jump 59 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:54,470 ? 21 Jump Street 60 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,510 (light upbeat music) 61 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:03,370 (background chatter) 62 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:11,470 - Whoa, and peach cobbler? 63 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,570 Yeah, well, I'll definitely be there, yeah, around 8:00. 64 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:14,530 All right. 65 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,600 Penhall, where have you been? 66 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,500 Harry said you didn't come home last night, 67 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,600 and you didn't report to work this morning. 68 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:22,630 - Cut school. 69 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,430 - You cut school? 70 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,490 This is not eighth grade Penhall, 71 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,510 what do you mean you cut school? 72 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,570 - Okay, give it to me Captain, lay it on real thick. 73 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:39,560 - You wanna talk about this? 74 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:52,470 - You know them kids I've been trying to get in tight with? 75 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,620 The ones that break into the school computer 76 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,400 and change all the grades? 77 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:58,480 - Yep, I remember the case, Penhall. 78 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:02,470 - There is this bully, and he is picking on me. 79 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,450 - Bully? 80 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,590 - Yeah, and I'm stuck in this Clark Kent cover 81 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,580 and I can't do nothing about it. 82 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,410 When he bullies me real bad, 83 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,570 other kids won't have nothing to do with me, 84 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,480 and I just wanna waste this guy. 85 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,460 - You can't waste him Penhall, he's a kid. 86 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,390 - He's a large bully. 87 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,480 That's a different species. 88 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:27,370 - I don't believe I'm hearing this. 89 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,610 I mean, I've sent a lot of cops on some strange assignments, 90 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,450 but nobody's ever come crying to me 91 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:33,550 that he's being picked on by a bully. 92 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,390 - This guy, he's just like a kid 93 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,470 who use to pick on me in school. 94 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,630 Didn't you have anybody in your school 95 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,370 used to make your life a living hell? 96 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,440 - Yeah. 97 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,510 - Doesn't it still make you so crazy 98 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,450 you could rip his lungs out through his nose? 99 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:50,560 - No. 100 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:51,520 - No? 101 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,410 Come on, Captain. 102 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:57,600 - You may not realize this, Penhall, 103 00:05:57,610 --> 00:06:00,610 but I wasn't always a sharp dresser. 104 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,540 I mean, I was 13 years old, you know, 105 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:06,640 and I use to walk to school every day 106 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,540 along the Vision Street. 107 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:11,470 Anyway, the bane of my existence 108 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,620 called himself the leader of the pack, 109 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:15,520 and he had two goals in life: 110 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:17,650 sing doo wop on American Bandstand, 111 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:20,380 and make my life miserable. 112 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:21,500 ? Skip the crazy beat. 113 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,380 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 114 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:25,370 Check it out, check it out. 115 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,450 (group laughs) 116 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,630 - Man, where'd you get those threads. 117 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,640 - Leave me alone, Leon. 118 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,400 I don't wanna be late for school. 119 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,490 - Hey, if I left the house like that, 120 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,450 I wouldn't even show up at school. 121 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,510 (group laughs) 122 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,380 You wear white socks, with brown shoes, 123 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:40,420 and brown pants, man. 124 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,430 Don't you feel degraded? 125 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:46,450 Tell you what we gonna do for you, Q. 126 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:49,460 We gonna teach you how to dress cool. 127 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:53,480 First thing, you gotta lose the white socks. 128 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:55,650 - Man, it's 20 degrees out here. 129 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:58,660 - Hey, it ain't easy being cool. 130 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:01,550 We're giving you a choice. 131 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,610 You can lose the socks, or lose the pants and shoes. 132 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,610 - [Captain] Frozen ankles, courtesy of 133 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,580 Leon Lawrence Fuller. 134 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:14,590 - [Penhall] Fuller. 135 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,400 Fuller? 136 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:18,610 - [Captain] Yeah, he was my cousin. 137 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:20,640 - [Penhall] You were bullied by your cousin? 138 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,650 - Now that's better man. 139 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,660 - No offense, Captain, but that's nothing 140 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,530 compared to what I had to go through. 141 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:29,530 - Oh no, no, no, wait, wait. 142 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:30,600 It gets better. 143 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,390 See, if I didn't go under the L-tracks 144 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,530 and cut across Vision Street, 145 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,480 I had to go 20 minutes out of the way. 146 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:40,440 So as I said, this was the only way to school. 147 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,180 - Hey, Q. 148 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:45,470 - What you want, Leon? 149 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,660 - Come here for a minute. 150 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:49,530 Okay. 151 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:51,440 Here's your choice. 152 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:52,550 You can go over to Murray's 153 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,650 and steal yourself some new threads, 154 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:58,480 or you can sing all three of the Shirelles. 155 00:07:58,490 --> 00:07:59,520 - No problem. 156 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,580 - Nude. 157 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:02,600 - Nude? 158 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:04,390 - [Group] Nude! 159 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,570 - Okay, Q. 160 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:09,530 You get yourself some khaki chinos 161 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:12,370 with the buckle in the back, 162 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:16,390 some all-star high tops, an alligator belt, 163 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,510 and a couple of shark skin suits. 164 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,420 - Oh, yeah, and some ties. 165 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:22,660 - Yeah, yeah, and some ties. 166 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,640 Look, no paisley. 167 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:28,460 You'll be looking razor sharp, Q. 168 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:29,510 - Wait a minute. 169 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,420 Now, how am I gonna get all that? 170 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,490 - It's simple. 171 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,500 You take it into the changing room 172 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:34,490 and put them under your clothes. 173 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,570 You got it? 174 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,420 - I really don't think this is a good idea. 175 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:38,570 - Hey, who asked your opinion? 176 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,530 Anybody ask his opinion. - Didn't ask my opinion, man. 177 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,540 - Not mine. - No, no, no. 178 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,500 - I don't think so. 179 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:46,460 Go. 180 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:56,490 (suspenseful music) 181 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,470 - [Captain] Anyway, I didn't think I looked too conspicuous. 182 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,590 Besides, if I could just make it to the front door, 183 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,470 I was home free. 184 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,370 - [Penhall] You were a shoplifter, Captain? 185 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:40,380 - [Captain] It was either that, 186 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:41,490 or I'd be singing the Shirelles 187 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,480 wearing nothing but my song book. 188 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:45,570 - [Policeman] Hold it, son. 189 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,440 - [Captain] Oh, I was busted, man. 190 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,560 He had me dead bang. 191 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,570 - Take your clothes off. 192 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,450 - So that's what made you become a cop? 193 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:04,400 - Nope, that's what made me a sharp dresser. 194 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:06,480 (laughter) 195 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,500 - Unh! Still got it. 196 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,470 - Russell D. Pasquale. 197 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,500 Russell D. Pasquale, that was my bully in high school. 198 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:19,480 This guy made my life miserable. 199 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,370 Towered over me, he was really tall. 200 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:22,410 - How'd you get rid of the guy? 201 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,630 - It wasn't easy. 202 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,460 Russell was the kind of guy that never 203 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,580 had to lift a finger to intimidate you. 204 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,590 I had a pretty good operation going. 205 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,570 One stop shopping kind of thing. 206 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,530 Liquor, concert tickets, sporting events. 207 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,550 - Yo, Sal, give me 10 bucks on the raiders. 208 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,580 - You gotta lay six points. 209 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:38,570 - Six points? 210 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:39,590 It's only five in the paper. 211 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,440 - Go bet with the paper. 212 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,530 - Okay, okay, six points. 213 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,410 - [Captain] You a bookie? 214 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,430 - [Sal] I preferred sports investment counselor. 215 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,510 (bell ringing) 216 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,420 (jazz music) 217 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,560 Anyway, things were perfect until 218 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,570 Russell D. Pasquale came into my life. 219 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:57,660 - [Captain] Russell Deepa Squall? 220 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,410 - [Sal] No, Russel D. Pasquale. 221 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:01,620 He used a middle initial. 222 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,580 He wasn't very bright. 223 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,600 He was the only guy in high school 224 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,580 that was too old to be drafted. 225 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:11,530 I think Russell used to get left back on purpose 226 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,430 so he could hang out with his girlfriend, Sheila, 227 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,610 another brain trust. 228 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,660 She thought he was the greatest guy in the world, 229 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:21,580 and he would do just about anything for her. 230 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,470 - Hey, give me $25 on the Monday night game. 231 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,480 - I just closed up, pal. 232 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,400 All right, 25 bucks. 233 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,170 - What, you got a problem with that? 234 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,620 - No, I can handle it. 235 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,430 You forgot to fill in the team. 236 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,510 - Yeah, you fill it in, after the game. 237 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,660 - Oh, Russell, that's such a great idea. 238 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,460 - He pulled this a couple of times, 239 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:06,370 and then he decided to get clever. 240 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,410 - You know, I think I'm going to start 241 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,560 betting some college games. 242 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:13,450 I want you to give me $20 on Atlantic City College. 243 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,470 - There is no Atlantic City College. 244 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,650 - Oh, no? 245 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,610 Well, I say there is. 246 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,590 - Who are they playing? 247 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,390 - Bayonne. 248 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,430 - How will I know the score? 249 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,630 - I'll let you know. 250 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,540 - [Sal] This went on for weeks. 251 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,430 Needless to say, the mythical Atlantic City College 252 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,490 went on to an unbelievable winning streak, 253 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:45,420 dismantling a string of nonexistent Division 3 teams. 254 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,370 I was going broke, guys, 255 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,420 and there was nothing I could do about it. 256 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,460 - So, this Atlantic City College, 257 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,510 they're really good at football, huh? 258 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:57,540 - Yeah, I think they may go undefeated this season. 259 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,430 In fact, I'm sure of it. 260 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,520 - Yeah, Russell's so smart. 261 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,370 - Honest. 262 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,540 - You know he'd do anything for me. 263 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,500 - That I can believe. 264 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:11,650 - Well, you know, I'm thinking maybe 265 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,650 I should go to this Atlantic City College. 266 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:19,450 Don't tell Russell, but I'm going to graduate this year. 267 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:22,470 - I think that would be the perfect place for you to go. 268 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,450 - Really? 269 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,450 Is it nice? 270 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,630 - Oh, very nice. 271 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,610 I understand they even hold classes on the boardwalk. 272 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,370 - Wow, thanks! 273 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,630 - [Captain] It sounds like you were the victim 274 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:39,470 of an illegal shakedown of an illegal operation. 275 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,530 - That's exactly what it was. 276 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,640 Finally, I realized there was only one way 277 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,370 to handle this situation. 278 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,510 Uncle Tony. 279 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,450 Uncle Tony was a very important man. 280 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,600 He ran a pizza parlor. 281 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,450 He wanted to know what was so important 282 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,460 that we had to meet in the alley. 283 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,560 I told him about my little operation, 284 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:02,400 and about Russell D. Pasquale. 285 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,400 Now, came the hard part. 286 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,630 See, I knew Uncle Tony was connected. 287 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:12,390 I asked him if he'd have Russell D. Pasquale bumped off. 288 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,480 Needless to say, the idea didn't go over too well. 289 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:18,370 Uncle Tony explained to me that they weren't 290 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:20,530 in the business of knocking off 10th graders. 291 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,580 He told me I had to learn how to handle my own problems, 292 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:23,610 and that I shouldn't come to a relative 293 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,400 with a violent solution. 294 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,440 So I started to leave, and he stopped me. 295 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,370 I don't know, I guess he felt sorry for me, 296 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,490 or maybe he'd been in the same type of situation 297 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,610 when he was a kid. 298 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:40,420 But he did say there was a solution. 299 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,470 Atlantic City College had to lose. 300 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,520 He said he had a customer who knew a guy 301 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:47,580 who had a cousin whose brother he thought could help. 302 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,500 So now the timing was perfect. 303 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:50,580 It was the last week of the season, 304 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,570 and Russell had decided to bet it all 305 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,430 on Atlantic City College over their arch rival 306 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,560 Hackensack State. 307 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,420 He had bet $250. 308 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,590 - Two hundred and fifty big ones. 309 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,660 - We're going to use the money to take a trip. 310 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,600 - Maybe you ought to postpone. 311 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,550 - What are you talking about? 312 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,590 - Didn't you hear? 313 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,530 Atlantic City College lost 24 to 10. 314 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,390 - That's a shame. 315 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,560 - That's impossible. 316 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,410 - It's right here in the paper. 317 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,620 - [Sal] Newspapers are swamped on Saturday nights. 318 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,620 People calling in ball scores from all over the state. 319 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,650 College scores, high school results. 320 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,500 Just another line of type that nobody checked. 321 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,590 - I don't know how you did this. 322 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,610 - Did what? 323 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,370 - Nothing. 324 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,530 - Hey, Rusty, I'm sorry about the 250 clams, 325 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,420 but I guess that makes us about even for the season. 326 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,520 - Can we still take a ride down there? 327 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,420 I was going to save it as a surprise, 328 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,420 but I think I want to go to Atlantic City College 329 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,560 after I graduate. 330 00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:44,590 - What? 331 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,490 - Please. 332 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,570 - Sounds like fun, Russell. 333 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,500 - You're going to pay for this, Banducci. 334 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,640 - The season's over. 335 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,420 - Oh, yeah? 336 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,490 Well, then I guess it's a good thing 337 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,460 that they got invited to the Tomato Bowl. 338 00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,530 - The Tomato Bowl. 339 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,640 - They're seven over Hoboken. 340 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,600 - Look, Captain, all I'm saying is, 341 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,620 getting a fashion lesson from your relative 342 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,460 is like no big deal. 343 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,470 Sal getting shaken down from a fellow criminal 344 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,580 is like justice. 345 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:18,650 These are not things that are going to 346 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:22,460 scar you for the rest of your life. 347 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,500 - They could. 348 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,590 - What do you know, huh? 349 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,450 Sweet thing like you probably never got hassled by anyone. 350 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,440 (laughter) 351 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,560 - How'd you like to get smacked in the face 352 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,460 every day of your life. 353 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:37,520 - Is that a threat or part of a story? 354 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:42,420 - That's what happened to me back in 4th grade. 355 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,410 - Every day? 356 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,420 - Every day. 357 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,590 Every day at recess. 358 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,510 - I just don't see how anyone could possibly 359 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,550 kick himself in the nose. 360 00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:57,420 Sounds like a first to me. 361 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:02,480 Would you mind telling me how you managed such a thing? 362 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:03,660 - By accident. 363 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,520 - Hmmm, this will sting a little. 364 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:10,460 - [Hanson] Like I didn't know by then, right? 365 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:17,460 - Thomas, I just don't know what we're going to do with you. 366 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,540 Yesterday, you tripped over your lunch box. 367 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,420 Monday, you whack your chin on the lockers, 368 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:26,390 and today you managed to kick yourself in the nose. 369 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,660 - Just not my week. 370 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,590 - I should say. 371 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,430 Have you ever considered wearing glasses? 372 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,510 - [Hanson] My dad tried to give me boxing lessons, 373 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,510 and he told me, "Just drop the guy." 374 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,570 There was this one tiny detail he didn't really know. 375 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,620 (ominous music) 376 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,450 - Looking for this. 377 00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,580 - [Hanson] Maureen Maroney. 378 00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:01,400 - Not much of a player, are you, shorty? 379 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:13,630 - How could anyone catch their head in a drawer? 380 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,510 - [Penhall] No wonder you couldn't fight back. 381 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,490 - [Hanson] Yeah, I know. 382 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,480 She could have killed me. 383 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,470 But it gets worse. 384 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,390 That was the year that my mom decided 385 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,630 I should take dancing lessons. 386 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,440 - [Sal] Ha! Oh ho! 387 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:26,620 - Can you see that. 388 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,510 - [Hanson] Figures I'm going to be 389 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,430 the next Fred Astair or something. 390 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,420 - Thomas, come on, join the others. 391 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,440 We're about to rumba. 392 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,470 - And guess who else is learning to rumba. 393 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,580 - [Penhall] Maureen the Miserable. 394 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:46,420 - [Hanson] Armed with a deadly pair of tap shoes. 395 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:49,500 - Kind of light on your feet, ain't ya? 396 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,560 - [Hanson] So my dancing career is going nowhere, 397 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,590 and recess is even worse. 398 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,390 - Don't you feel like playing? 399 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,420 - I think I'm safer here. 400 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,630 - Tom, I've been watching out my window 401 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,640 the last couple of days. 402 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,420 I've seen the way Maureen's been treating you. 403 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,430 - Oh, great. 404 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,520 - Do you think there's any special reason 405 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,630 why she's been picking on you? 406 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,540 - She knows I won't hit her. 407 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:28,460 - I think it's because she likes you. 408 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,420 - Gross! 409 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,650 - Maybe socking you is the only way 410 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,540 she can get your attention. 411 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,560 You could try talking to her, you know. 412 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:40,500 She's in your dance class, isn't she? 413 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:41,460 - Yeah. 414 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,430 - Maybe you could invite her to the cotillion. 415 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,550 What have you got to lose? 416 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,490 - [Hanson] So now I'm really mixed up. 417 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,610 I mean, could this lady be right? 418 00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:01,600 Well, I began shooting little glances over at Maureen, 419 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:04,590 and sure enough, she's watching me. 420 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:13,390 But you know, I'm getting mixed signals here. 421 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,650 Finally, I decided to take the plunge. 422 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:20,520 I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen, right? 423 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:23,430 - Hiya, runt, where you been hiding? 424 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,480 - Listen, Maureen, I know why you've been 425 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,640 picking on me so much, 426 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,500 and I'm glad that you like me. 427 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,410 I thought maybe this weekend you might want to be 428 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,490 my partner at the cotillion. 429 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:42,550 - You want me to be your partner at the cotillion? 430 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,480 Gee, I don't know what else I can say except, 431 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:48,640 forget it! 432 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:51,430 (crashing) 433 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,500 - [Hanson] So now comes the night of the big cotillion. 434 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,440 The place is packed with parents. 435 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,620 All I can think of is how to keep away from Maureen, 436 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:11,660 because I know she's going to try and mess me up. 437 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,610 All of a sudden I see her come, 438 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,450 and she's got this twisted grin on her face. 439 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,620 (waltz music) 440 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,650 - Your offer is accepted with pleasure. 441 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,510 - [Hanson] Before I know what hits me, 442 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,410 she takes me in her arms, and we're out on the dance floor. 443 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,370 - [Penhall] Did she try to trip you? 444 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,440 - [Hanson] No. 445 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:47,550 - [Ioki] Socked you in the jaw. 446 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,400 - [Hanson] No. 447 00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:51,540 - [Hoffs] She pushed you into the punch bowl, right? 448 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,530 - [Hanson] Not exactly. 449 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:58,500 - [Hoffs] So, what happened? 450 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,620 - [Hanson] Well, you know, we kept dancing. 451 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:03,480 After a while she let me lead. 452 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,570 - [Hoffs] Then? 453 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:07,640 - [Hanson] Then I found myself thinking, 454 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:10,440 "Well, this ain't so bad." 455 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,580 So I thought, "What the hell. 456 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,570 "I'm going to go for it." 457 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,520 - [Hoffs] And? 458 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,630 - [Hanson] She wasn't ready. 459 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:34,420 - The first of many feisty women in your life, Hanson. 460 00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:36,400 - I got one, I got one. 461 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,610 - You had a bully problem? 462 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,520 - Yeah, I had a bully problem. 463 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,660 I was about 10 years old. 464 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:46,480 I was your basic loner type, kept to myself. 465 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,550 But there was this lunch money goon, 466 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,530 and now it was my turn. 467 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,610 - Okay, punk, give me your lunch money. 468 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,630 - [Penhall] That's it? 469 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,440 - That wasn't much of a bully story. 470 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,650 - He wasn't much of a bully. 471 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,530 Never said it was a big problem. 472 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,540 - Macho man. 473 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:17,650 - Those are all really nice stories. 474 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:19,560 But they're nothing! 475 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,590 You want to hear about bullies? 476 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,400 I'll tell you about bullies. 477 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,480 After my parents died, 478 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:34,530 I moved to a new town with my aunt and uncle. 479 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,540 At this school there was this one particular kid 480 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,470 named Jack Archer. 481 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,530 That's a name I'll never forget. 482 00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:41,600 I don't know, there was something about me 483 00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:43,660 this kid just didn't like. 484 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,470 - Will you quit it? 485 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,660 - [Penhall] I think he said it was my face. 486 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:56,530 I was always trying to dodge this guy. 487 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,620 - Hey, pen pal. 488 00:23:58,630 --> 00:24:00,610 I'm talking to you, pen pal. 489 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:03,380 - What do you want, Jack? 490 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:04,490 - What's my name? 491 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,450 - Jack. 492 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,390 Mr. Jack. 493 00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:13,390 - So what have we got today? 494 00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:25,520 Your mom makes crummy tuna. 495 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,480 See you later, pen pal. 496 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:36,530 - [Penhall] Finally, I had to ask my aunt 497 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,630 to pack me two lunches, one for me to eat, 498 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,450 and one for Jack to shove in my face. 499 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,380 - Doug, that's awful. 500 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:48,490 - I was just glad she never packed me any walnuts. 501 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,380 Things were really getting bad for me, you know. 502 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,470 He'd knock the books out of my hands 503 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,410 just so he could watch me pick them up again, 504 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,410 and then knock them out again. 505 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,610 It got so bad that I'd eventually just 506 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,390 throw my books down on the ground, 507 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,620 save him the trouble. 508 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,630 It was around this time that we had 509 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,590 what they call a science fair, 510 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,650 and I wanted to win this thing so bad. 511 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,470 So I make this incredible model out of toothpicks. 512 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,570 - [Captain] Out of toothpicks? 513 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:38,560 - [Penhall] Well, what'd you want me to do? 514 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,570 Weld something together? 515 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,630 Anyway, all I can think about 516 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,550 is how I'm going to get to class 517 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,550 without bumping into Jack. 518 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,660 (spy music) 519 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,470 Twenty-five feet from glory. 520 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,550 - Hey, pen pal. 521 00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,390 - Get away from it, Jack. 522 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,610 - What is that? 523 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,550 - Jack, get out of here, I mean it. 524 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,390 - I'm not going to do nothing to it. 525 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,620 What's it supposed to be? 526 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,470 - Apollo 15. 527 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,650 - A rocket, huh? 528 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:34,590 What do you say we fire this baby up? 529 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,380 - Jack, get out of here. 530 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:37,470 Leave me alone. 531 00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:46,530 - Why'd you do that, jerk? 532 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:48,660 I wasn't going to do nothing to it. 533 00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:51,570 By the way, you got a toothpick? 534 00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:55,610 - [Penhall] Now who would ever give a lighter 535 00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:58,370 to a psychopath like that? 536 00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:07,660 - Uncle Nick? 537 00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:10,250 - Hmmm? 538 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:11,640 - Could we talk about something? 539 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,620 - Sure, but it depends. 540 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,410 Is it something that's going to give me 541 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:20,600 happiness, sadness, gladness, or heartburn? 542 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,660 What? 543 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:24,370 - No, it's-- 544 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,580 It's not a heartburn type question. 545 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:30,540 - Shoot. 546 00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:34,490 - I wish we never moved to this town. 547 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,470 - What are you talking about? 548 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,580 This is a beautiful town. 549 00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:40,500 It's got trees, that park, good schools. 550 00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:44,370 - The kids at school are all creeps. 551 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,400 - That Archer boy, still? 552 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,570 Did you tell your teacher? 553 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,650 - Uncle Nick? 554 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:55,610 - What? 555 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,500 - I may be a wimp, but I'm no snitch. 556 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:04,590 - Okay, don't be a snitch. 557 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:08,650 But let me tell you something about bullies. 558 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,410 Underneath they're cowards. 559 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,490 They're scared, just like the rest of us. 560 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,630 We're all scared. 561 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,400 But if you face up to them, they will back down. 562 00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:21,460 But you have got to stand your ground. 563 00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:23,480 You got to. 564 00:28:25,390 --> 00:28:27,540 - You didn't fall for that, did you? 565 00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,450 - Oh, God, I can't look. 566 00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,640 (bell ringing) 567 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,430 - Hey, pen pal, look. 568 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,590 My shoe is untied. 569 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,600 - Tie it yourself, bean brain. 570 00:28:45,610 --> 00:28:47,380 - What did you say? 571 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:49,410 - You heard me, dipstick. 572 00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:52,600 I told you to back off. 573 00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:55,370 I'm standing my ground. 574 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,480 I'm warning you. 575 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,440 (laughter) 576 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,540 - [Hanson] And that's what happened? 577 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:10,420 - Yeah, that's what happened. 578 00:29:10,430 --> 00:29:13,480 Except I did learn one very important lesson. 579 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,550 Don't believe everything you hear. 580 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,540 - Why do parents always give their kids such bad advice. 581 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:20,510 - I think it's because they want their children 582 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,460 to get right what they never could. 583 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,370 - Penhall, I don't see why your bully story 584 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,400 is any more horrible than anybody else's. 585 00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:28,530 - That's just the beginning. 586 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:32,430 This guy, Jack, terrorized me for five more years. 587 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,620 Somehow he always managed to end up in my class. 588 00:29:35,630 --> 00:29:39,440 Five years of tacks on my seat. 589 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:42,460 Five years of booby-trapped lockers. 590 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:45,380 Five years of wedgies. 591 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,430 - [Hoffs] What's a weggie? 592 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,430 - [Penhall] Hanson, tell her. 593 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,430 - [Hanson] I'll show you later. 594 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,410 - [Hoffs] Show me now. 595 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,510 Oh! Hanson! 596 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,630 - [Hanson] Well, you asked. 597 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,430 - [Ioki] So why'd you put up with this guy? 598 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,460 - [Penhall] Fear, intimidation, pain. 599 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:03,610 - Ow! 600 00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:08,530 - Is there a problem? 601 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,410 - No, no problem. 602 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:25,430 - [Penhall] But there was a problem, Carol Martin. 603 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,660 This girl, I mean, she looked like 604 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,480 she came out of a shampoo ad. 605 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:35,600 She had beautiful eyes, gorgeous lips, and-- 606 00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:37,460 - [Hoffs] We know the rest, Doug. 607 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:40,500 - [Penhall] Right, she had all that kind of stuff. too. 608 00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:42,370 I'd adored this girl. 609 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:45,580 I wanted to ask her out to the prom so bad. 610 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:47,620 But all she knew about me was, 611 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:50,610 I was Jack's personal punching bag. 612 00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:55,450 Besides, she was way too perfect for me. 613 00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:08,500 - Oh, sorry, I thought you were somebody else. 614 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:12,460 - Yeah, I thought you were somebody else, too. 615 00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:18,650 - Um, here, let's get you dried off. 616 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,660 Doug, I was wondering. 617 00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:27,490 Are you doing anything this Saturday night? 618 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,480 - Uh, this Saturday night. 619 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,490 Well, let's see. 620 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,550 No, no, I don't think I am, uh uh, no. 621 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,600 - I know this kind of might sound backwards, 622 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:42,490 but do you want to go to the prom? 623 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,450 - Uh. 624 00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:48,470 - Is that a yes? 625 00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:53,600 Okay, then, good. 626 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:59,620 Well, listen, I'm late, so I'll talk to you at lunch, okay? 627 00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:04,490 - Finally, a reason to believe that the world 628 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:07,370 wasn't set up to torture a 16-year-old kid 629 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,550 named Doug Penhall. 630 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:12,400 (disco music) 631 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:13,540 The big night comes, right? 632 00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:17,480 I buy the finest tuxedo money can rent. 633 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:19,640 (disco music) 634 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:38,380 My uncle, he loans me this cherry '57 convertible Cadillac. 635 00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:42,400 He never let anyone drive that car. 636 00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,650 - I'm going now, Uncle Mike. 637 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:46,510 - Oh, my goodness. 638 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,550 Now listen, if anything happens to the car 639 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,600 you call me immediately, you understand? 640 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,440 - I will, I will. 641 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,590 - Now you have a jack in the trunk. 642 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,580 - And a flashlight in the glove compartment. 643 00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:00,530 - Exactly. 644 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,470 - So, I look all right? 645 00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:07,430 - Yeah, yeah. 646 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,390 Your garage door is open. 647 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:21,640 I'm surprised you didn't feel the breeze. 648 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,620 All right, listen, have a good time. 649 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:26,510 - She's not that kind of girl. 650 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,480 - I mean, you know, I mean be a gentleman. 651 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:31,540 That's what I'm talking about. 652 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,520 Just drive carefully, please, all right? 653 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:34,590 - I will. 654 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,650 - Did I ever tell you about the time, 655 00:33:35,660 --> 00:33:36,650 my prom night, with the furry bone. 656 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:38,550 - Yeah, you told me that story. 657 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,620 That's a good story. 658 00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:42,470 But I, it's late, I've got to go. 659 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,390 - Okay, no sweat. 660 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,570 Listen, the girl, what's her name? 661 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,530 - Carol. 662 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,510 - Carol, is she pretty? 663 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:55,420 - She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 664 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:56,500 - I'm so happy. 665 00:33:58,550 --> 00:33:59,500 So long. 666 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,650 Just a minute. 667 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,480 I want to take a picture. 668 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:05,500 I want to remember this moment for posterity. 669 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:06,530 I never saw you with a tie. 670 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:08,420 Get over here, come here. 671 00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:09,490 Your hair is combed. 672 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,630 Get over here, I want to see this. 673 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,520 I want to tell you, I want to tell you something. 674 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,550 I'm very proud of you. 675 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,660 Stand there, look at me. 676 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,490 Perfect. 677 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,580 - [Penhall] All right, so picture this scene, okay. 678 00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:35,560 I'm cruising real slow in my uncle's cherry red Cadillac. 679 00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:38,460 Got Carol Martin at my side. 680 00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:39,590 Just going real slow so everybody'd 681 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,370 get a real good peak, right? 682 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,410 I'm showboating, so what? 683 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,470 I wish you guys could have seen 684 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,440 the look on the other dude's faces. 685 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,620 There wasn't a thing in the world that could have 686 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:54,510 spoiled my evening, except one. 687 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,370 - Well, hey, hey, hey. 688 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,600 What do we have here? 689 00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:05,640 Rad looking wheels, pen pal. 690 00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:06,650 Is it yours? 691 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:09,430 - Yeah, well, it's my uncle's. 692 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,390 - Nice. 693 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:13,540 Hello, sweetheart. 694 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,560 - What are you doing? 695 00:35:21,390 --> 00:35:23,550 - Hey, this thing get FM? 696 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,630 - Archie, get out! 697 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,430 - Shut up. 698 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,520 - [Crowd] Whoa! 699 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,590 - I kind of like this car. (horn honking) 700 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,500 You want to sell it? 701 00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:38,630 - Come on, man, I've got to park it. 702 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,460 - Well, why didn't you say so? 703 00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:42,550 Let me park it. 704 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,540 - Jack, no, no, no, no. 705 00:35:46,550 --> 00:35:48,630 Jack, turn it off. 706 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,420 I mean it, man. 707 00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:54,380 Archer! 708 00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:58,400 (crashing) 709 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,490 - I swore after that night that I would die 710 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,410 before I'd let anybody step on me again. 711 00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:21,470 - So what happened? 712 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,550 - Nothing. 713 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,630 - You never got the guy? 714 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,420 Why didn't you go over to his house with a tire iron 715 00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:29,480 and crack his head open? 716 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:32,390 - Never got the chance. 717 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,500 Jack Archer moved away. 718 00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:37,460 After high school I went to the police academy. 719 00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:39,510 My uncle, eventually he forgave me, 720 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,590 but I never forgave myself. 721 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,610 - There is no justice. 722 00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:49,620 - Got to make your own justice. 723 00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:52,580 (slow jazz music) 724 00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:45,440 - Douglas! 725 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:46,650 What? What happened? 726 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,510 Come in. 727 00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:51,550 What is it? 728 00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:01,520 - Oh, are you going to have one of those? 729 00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:03,400 I think I recognize those. 730 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:03,650 - From? 731 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:06,400 - From Christmas. 732 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:07,450 - They were in the freezer. 733 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,380 - Uh, sure they were. 734 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:13,550 - Ah, it's good to see your face. 735 00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:21,400 - Did you call the guy? 736 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:23,410 Did you find out where he lives? 737 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,550 - Yeah, I got it. 738 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,520 It's about 45 minutes away. 739 00:38:29,530 --> 00:38:31,460 - Thanks, Uncle Nick. 740 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:35,410 - That happened eight years ago. 741 00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:37,570 Why don't you forget about it? 742 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,460 - I can't forget it. 743 00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:45,470 - Of course, you can forget it. 744 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,390 - I can't forget it till there's justice. 745 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,560 - Justice, what are you talking about justice. 746 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:50,540 It's too late now. 747 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:52,420 You're a grown man. 748 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,570 - It just hurts too much. 749 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,640 - It hurts if you let it. 750 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,490 (solemn music) 751 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,660 Leave it behind, Douglas. 752 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,650 - Thanks. 753 00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:36,510 (solemn music) 754 00:39:57,570 --> 00:39:59,660 (knocking) 755 00:40:00,370 --> 00:40:02,440 (coughing) 756 00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:11,620 - Yeah? 757 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:13,480 - You Jack Archer? 758 00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:15,370 - Who wants to know? 759 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,540 - [Woman] If that's one of your low-life pals, 760 00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,460 tell him you ain't going out tonight. 761 00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:21,450 - Shut the hell up, you stupid cow. 762 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,630 (coughing) 763 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,470 What do you want. 764 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,450 - Nothing. 765 00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:36,640 - [Woman] Get back in here and help me with this, 766 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:38,460 you lazy bum! 767 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,610 - Maybe I don't want to help you, you fat pig. 768 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:44,650 (light upbeat music) 769 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:09,470 - The vice principal's PC is not online with the main frame. 770 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,500 - Hey, guys, I really hate to keep bugging you like this, 771 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,580 but I'm writing a program and it keeps dumping on me, 772 00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:15,520 and I really need some help here. 773 00:41:15,530 --> 00:41:18,440 - You guys ain't going to let this pimple join you. 774 00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:19,550 - Uh uh, no way. 775 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,500 - Why do you keep picking on me? 776 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:30,420 - Well, one, you're a pimple. 777 00:41:30,430 --> 00:41:31,600 Two, you're clumsy. 778 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,540 And three, you are so stickable. 779 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,390 - You know, you really ought to be nicer, 780 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,380 because one day, you're going to shrink, 781 00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,660 and you're going to lose all your hair, 782 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:51,570 and you might even wind up married to a cow. 783 00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:54,420 You got that? 784 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:00,620 - Yeah, yeah, sure. 785 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,430 - Oh, thank you. 786 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,600 - How did you do that? 787 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:17,610 - Oh, well, psychology really. 788 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:22,370 You see, I made him believe that I was crushing his hand. 789 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,480 - Have you seen the inside of our club? 790 00:42:27,490 --> 00:42:29,390 You'll love it. 791 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,530 We can do anything here. 792 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,470 - We run this school. 793 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,550 (light music) 794 00:42:53,630 --> 00:42:56,500 (upbeat music) 795 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,510 (fanfare) 56210

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