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♪ we never thought of finding ♪

♪ the place where we belong ♪

♪ don't have to stand alone ♪

♪ we'll never let you fall ♪

♪ don't need permission ♪

♪ to decide what you believe ♪

♪ you're gonna learn something ♪

♪ when we meet you

after school ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ your friends will be there ♪

♪ when your back is

To the wall ♪

♪ you'll find you need us ♪

♪ 'cause there's no one else

To call ♪

♪ when it looks hopeless ♪

♪ a decision's what you need ♪

♪ you better be ready ♪

♪ 'cause you're

running out of time ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ 21 jump street! ♪

( organ music )

Come on!

I don't think we should

Do this, jane, I don't,

Of course we shouldn't,

That's why we're doing it,

We shouldn't have done

That other stuff, either,

And give up

A chance to see,,,?

Jane,

He was saying mass,

God will forgive us,

He's got a great

Sense of humor,

Tell that to job,

You got it?

Let's not do it,

We got to,

Come on,

Margie, you're gonna end up

Like miss manners--

Married to a dufus,

At this point

I'd take a dufus,

What if we get caught?

If we get caught

They probably won't

Let us go to the prom,

So relax,

You got nothing

To lose,

That was nice,

Thanks,

Come on,

Class:

Good morning,

Mother salonus,

Mother salonus:

Ladies,

Now I know that some of you

May be embarrassed given

The text of this lecture

But as the senior class here

At the sacred heart academy

I expect today's presentation

On sex education

To be received

With maturity

And perhaps even a little

Bit of healthy excitement,

Someone open a window,

I'm getting excited already,

And as the mother superior

Please feel free to rely on

My experience in these matters

If you have

Any individual questions,

The archdiocese has made a video

Presentation available to us

And we shall conduct

A discussion afterwards,

Ladies, the miracle

of marriage,

That's not what

My parents call it,

( catcalls )

( moaning )

( heavy breathing )

( alarm bell ringing )

All right, ladies--

Single file,

Nothing to worry about,

Don't be alarmed,

Don't panic,

Single file,

No talking,

( screaming )

There's a fire!

( shouting and screaming )

( sirens wailing )

( rock and roll )

Okay, hanson,

Tonight is your night,

Is that right?

Trust me on this, reggie,

We're talking my talk,

Idiot-speak?

Hey, come on, harry,

Tell the man,

I made this

Guy a legend,

Half the girls in town

Now call him "Gunslinger,"

What do you say?

Look, I appreciate the offer

And everything

But tonight's

My bowling night,

Bowling?

Bowling?

Did he say bowling?

Yes, bowling,

I'm in a league,

A bowling league?

A bowling league?

Yes!

Hanson, hanson,

Hanson,,,

I'm trying

To save your life here

But you're going to have

To give me a little help,

Bowling?

I once knew a kid

Whose father was a bowler,

He ran away from home,

He was three,

His mother

Helped him,

Listen,

Penhall,,,

Maybe there's still time,

Maybe thomas here

Isn't any good,

Want to know what

My handicap is?

Yeah, bowling!

Come on, hanson I'm talking

About a skunk hunt here,

Girls!

You, me--

Out there in the trenches,

Sign up for

A tranquilizer gun

Because I'm very,

Very good at this,

Remember, they call

Him the gunslinger,

Some other night,

Tonight is my

Bowling night,

Hanson,

Tonight is friday night,

And I don't want you to waste it

In the gutter,

Besides, two guys always

Make out better than one,

Why don't you just go out

With the gunslinger?

No way, okay?

The last time

I shot myself in the foot,

And I did it on purpose,

She wasn't that ugly,

Doug, the lady had a warning

From the surgeon general

Tattooed on her chest,

Okay?

Hanson:

Hey, smokey,

You okay?

Medium well,

Thank you,

We heard,

You know, guys, I thought

Catholic schoolgirls

Were supposed to be

Good girls, not arsonists,

That was

Pretty scary,

You okay,

Honey?

Yeah, how about

The other kids?

Two of 'em had to spend

The night in mercy hospital--

Smoke inhalation

And bruises,

The rest seem

To be okay,

Lucky the whole

Building didn't burn,

Lucky again,

Yeah, and we don't seem

To know any more than we

Ever did, do we?

Sorry,

I know, jenk,,,

But these are catholic

Schoolgirls we're talking about,

Their idea of a good time

Is bingo,

That and bowling,

Jenko:

Looks like we've got a firebug

On our hands here, folks,

Last month, there was

A fire in the boiler room,

Before that, it's a vestibule,

This is the third fire

In two weeks inside the school,

Jenk, what if we

Run every one of them

Through records and I,d,?

Check for priors?

See if any of them

Have a record?

Hey, yeah,

Maybe last mardi gras

One of them gave up chocolate

For good

And then went psycho

On a mars bar,

I already ran them,

You got

A susan burke?

A dorothy patterson?

And another girl

Named patty blatcher?

Yes,

Yeah, well, susan burke

Has been arrested

Eight times for shoplifting

In the last 16 months,

That's probably where she gets

All those sharp clothes,

Girl's got a heck

Of a wardrobe,

Okay, dorothy

Patterson--

Drunk driving, unauthorized

Use of a motor vehicle

And a minor marijuana

Possession,

Party girl,

Patty blatcher,,,

Forget it, hanson,

Patty blatcher

Is the captain

Of the prom committee,

For cripes' sake--

A snob, maybe, hanson,

But not a pyro,

Yeah?

When she was 12 years old

She lit her parents'

Garage on fire,

Looks like you're gonna have to

Join the prom committee, jude,

Another slammerino

For the kingpins! Yeah!

Way to go!

See that?

Concentration!

Your friend?

Yeah, well,,,

Sort of, I guess,

He's very good,

Isn't he?

If you like guys

Who say slammerino, yeah,

I do,

Are you a kingpin?

In a manner of speaking,

I'm his coach,

You bowl?

Not anymore,

Gave it up,

Why?

Race-car driving,

Too bad,

You know, I'm getting

My ball redrilled,

Hey, race-car drivers,,, wimps!

I'm a bowler,

Beverly:

Another beer?

No, thanks,

I'll drink his,

Just got a turkey,

A what?

Three strikes in a row--

A turkey,

Great name for it,

Hanson, let's get out of here

Before somebody sees us,

You're not

Having fun?

Fun?

Try it,

Come on,

Look out,

I'm coming through,

All right!

( growling )

Penhall, come on!

Doug penhall,,,

Revolutionizing

The game!

( making crowd noises )

Hey!

You, out!

Me?

Me?

Okay, okay, okay,

I'm sorry,

I was sitting

At 187, penhall--

And I was

In the seventh frame,

Thank you very much,

What do you want me to do,

Kill myself?

Yes!

Really?

We lost

The match, doug,

Hey, hey, hey, how would you

Two very lovely ladies

Like to take two very depressed

Bowlers out to dinner?

We just lost

The state finals,

It was his

Whole life,

What do we get?

Breakfast,

Get lost,

What?

I hate you,

( bells ringing )

Patty blatcher:

This year's prom theme

Is very important,

It's our prom, our year,

It's not something

We should just make up,

Margie:

How about, "Where

The boys aren't"?

I'm never gonna get

A date for this,

Will you relax? You've got

A whole week to dig somebody up,

Who did you ask,

Kinney?

Are you kidding?

If she doesn't get her grades up

Salonus says she can't go,

I'll worry about my grades,

Hoffs:

You know, I mean,

Proms,,,

They kind of scare me,

You know,

I mean, you wait for them

For like a million years

And they usually end up being

The worst night of your life,

That's it,

"The worst night of your life,"

I like it!

You would,

( organ music )

( knocking )

Come in,

Sit down,

Miss kinney,

Mother superior,

Do you think this is funny?

Do I think what's funny

Mother superior?

I think you know what

I'm talking about,

No, I don't,

I think you do,

I'm going to have to inform

Your parents about this,

It was just a joke,

English literature

Is a joke to you?

Sister pauline trace gave me

Your essay on lord byron,

It's a disgrace,

I'm afraid

If your grades

Don't show some signs

Of immediate improvement

All extracurricular activities

Here at sacred heart

Will be off limits to you--

Including the prom,

Do I make

Myself clear?

Yes, mother superior, you do,

Your reputation

As a practical joker

Has not gone

Unnoticed, miss kinney,

You don't happen

To know anything

About the fires here

At sacred heart, do you?

No, I don't,

I hope not,

Miss kinney,

One more thing,

I'll hold this disgusting item

Until your parents

Can come in

And pick it up first

Thing in the morning,

I would like to thank you

For the worst night

In my entire life last night,

And don't hold that

Against my average,

Babe ruth was no bowler,

"Play me or trade me,"

That wasn't my turf,

Ho!

I'm a mudder,

Excellent shirt!

"Marty"?

"Swa-vay" bowlers,

Lock up your ladies,

It's a contact sport,

Besides, I always

Wanted to be a "Marty,"

You didn't have to shoot

Yourself in the foot,

Almost had to shoot marty,

Yeah, harry,

You missed it,

Half the ladies there

Were named burt,

Ended up with breakfast

In the I,h,o,p,--

3:00 a,m, in the morning,

But tonight will be

Different, trust me,

I'm going solo,

These ladies can

Smell an amateur,

Where's hoffs?

In with jenko

And a head jockey from downtown,

Sacred heart

Had another fire yesterday,

Really?

Yeah,

Hoffs okay?

Yeah, it was in

The girls' john,

The janitor put it out

With a fire extinguisher,

Good, wouldn't want her

To miss the prom,

Hey, penhall, did you

Go to your prom?

Is that a trick question?

Hanson, I went to my first

Prom when I was 11,

You did?

Yeah, I did,

I never went to mine,

I guess when I

Was in high school

I never believed it was the last

Time I was gonna be there,

What do you think

We do all day?

This is different,

Yeah, we're adults,

Could be

Worse,

We could be,,,

Pyromaniacs,

So women don't set fires?

Our data supports

That since the last century

There hasn't been

Enough evidence

Of fire-setting among women

To be named a phenomenon,

You know, this hasn't

Always been the case, however,

During the 18th

And 19th centuries

Arsonists were often

Servant girls

Who set fire to their

Masters' houses,

It was generally assumed

That they were suffering

From the anxiety

Of menstruation

The fear of pregnancy,

The depression of puberty,,,

Et cetera, et cetera,

Hoffs: I'm sorry,

Mr, young, but at

$2,000 a semester

Sacred heart academy doesn't

Have a lot of servant girls,

Jenk, man, I am lost,

I don't know whether I should

Be looking for someone

On the inside

Or the outside,

Let's start on the inside,

I mean, if this was

A professional job

Sacred heart school

Would already be

An insurance claim by now,

I'll get the department to put

A guy on the inside at night,

You keep

Working days, darling,

We assume that whoever's

Starting these fires

Is on the scene

And possibly running a risk

Of getting caught in the fire,

Maybe they want to get caught,

Maybe,

There was something like

An "Heroic victim" syndrome,

Apparently these women would

Stage a bizarre fire

Usually on their

Own property

Where they would appear

Sometimes fantastically dressed

For the occasion

As part of the drama--

The heroic victim

Dying in a fire,

How about a prom?

( disco dance music playing )

Hi, is anybody sitting here?

No,

I said no one was

Sitting there,

There is now--

Doug penhall,

Yours?

You know, we're going to

Remember this,

And you're gonna laugh

About the first time

I sat down next to you

And you said get lost,

I haven't told you to get lost,

I was taking figurative license

With the poetry of the moment,

Get lost!

Good, now I won't have

To misquote you,

What are you drinking?

I'm not,

Terrific, cheap date!

Look, don't torture me,

Why don't you just cut

To the end of your rap

And let me say no,

,,,then when I was 17, I joined

The merchant marines

'cause I figured med school

Wasn't doing me any good

And that brought

Me into bangkok,

Bangkok?

That's where I

Landed the casino

In a baccarat game,

So, commodities, no kidding?

Yeah, well, actually, it was

My brother who had the seat

On the chicago

Stock exchange,

I played around

In flaxseed,

The world's a supermarket

And I'm a comparison shopper,

Can I walk you

To your car?

Well, I came by cab,

Well, can I give

You a lift?

Oh, well, no offense

Or anything

But, I mean, you know,

I don't know you,,,

And there are so many

Weirdos out there these days,

Come on, you could trust a guy

With a casino in singapore,

Okay,

This is my trusty steed,

It's nice,

My mercedes is in the shop,

I bet,

You like motorcycles?

Yeah, I love motorcycles,

Took me

Two years

To pay for this,,,

Shut up,

What took

You so long?

Shut up, the guy's got a life

Story full of crud,

You're full of crud!

You know that?

I'm a police officer,

Sure you are,

Thanks,

Right there, missy!

Hanson:

Have you found your bride yet,

Penhall?

That's the girl!

Where?

Right here,

Now there,

Then,,,

Nice teeth,

You should run that

Through the department,

Hang a red light

On it for vice,

She could

Be a pro,

You told her

You were a cop?

Among other things, yeah,

Maybe you should have told

Her that you were a bowler,

Jenko:

I don't know

About you guys,

Maybe you shouldn't travel

Alone even when you're off duty,

Girls like this can

Sniff out an amateur,

Looks like you're

My date for the prom,

I hate to disappoint you, gang

But it looks like the sock hop

At sacred heart is off,

What?

Karaman, the guy

We had on the inside

Caught a young lady last night

Just when it seemed

She was about to set fire

To the principal's desk,

It's in there,

Jane kinney?

No way! I don't

Believe it,

Why?

I just didn't think

She was our girl,

She's kind of nice, actually,

Maybe we can fix

Her up with penhall,

What do you think, dougie?

It's just a slump,

Relax,

Where are they holding her,

Jenk?

County,

The d,a, hasn't decided

If he's gonna charge her

As a juvie or as an adult,

Then I want to see her,

If you see her

You know it's gonna

Blow your cover

At sacred heart,

Big deal,

They already busted her,

Hoffs: I kind of wanted

To go to this prom,

Would've made up

For my first one,

Charles tyrone cannon,

Say what?

The dude

That pinned

The rose on my dress,

It was a sharp paris original,

I worked for two summers

And saved up at a burger

Shack for that dress,

Too bad I never even got

To show it off,

That's what I thought,

Old charlie tyrone couldn't wait

To get you

Out of it, could he?

Very funny, jenk,

No!

He borrowed his daddy's car,

Picked me up,,,

It ran out of gas,

Then he got drunk

Threw up all over

The backseat

And then got lost,

His parents and I found him

In the boiler room in the school

Basement at 4:00 in the morning,

He said he thought

It was the boys' john,

But that's okay

Because he was wearing

This really,

Really embarrassing

Plaid jacket

With two-tone pants

And a lavender cummerbund,

I remember those,

What about yours?

For five long years I dreamed

Of going with linda brown,

Somehow I ended up

With nadine crouch

Who had to be home by 10:00,

So I spent the rest

Of the night

Watching continuous screenings

Of rebel without a cause

And naked alibi, with gloria

Grahame and sterling hayden,

I was in heaven,,,

In my pink-and-black tuxedo,

Of course that's not

What I told my buddies,

Of course not,

What the heck are

You doing here?

I'm a cop, jane,

What?

A cop?

That's right,

Well, if I can get

Busted for setting fires

I guess you

Can be a cop,

So all that stuff about you

Transferring from sweethome

Was just a rap?

I was put undercover at sacred

Heart because of the arson,

You know, I'm real surprised

It was you,

I mean, I knew you were

A little crazy

But arson?

You think you're

Surprised?

Forget it,

My parents won't

Even pay my bail,

"Janie has to learn her lesson

This time,"

Not too crazy about me,

I've got a sense of humor,

There's nothing--

Nothing funny

About trying to burn up a school

Full of high school kids,

Depends!

I didn't do it,

Is that so?

Yes, that's so,

Then just what were you doing

Breaking into the school

In the middle

Of the night?

I read a report that

Said you were caught

With an open lighter,

Okay, I'm a lousy thief,

I didn't bring

My flashlight,

What I was doing

Is I was trying to get back

That porno tape we saw

In health class yesterday,

That was you?

Yeah,

Me and margie,

The fink,

Salonus was going

To bust me for it

And have my parents come in

To pick it up this morning,

Are you kidding me?

My father still takes

Me to see bambi,

I had to do it,

It seemed like the right thing

To do at the time,

Either way, I guess I'm not

Going to the prom,

Guess you're not,

I didn't do it,

Sure looks like you did, jane,

Yeah, well, how would you feel

If your father found out

You had a movie like that?

I wouldn't have had

A movie like that,

What are you, perfect?

Of course, you're a cop,

Save it!

I'm a person first,

I'll tell you what,

You keep it between us

That I'm a cop

And I'll stay

Undercover at sacred

To see if I can find out more

About this arson thing, okay?

Why?

'cause I know what it's

Like to miss your prom,

That's not right!

I didn't okay that,

That is not our theme!

We took a vote,

And you weren't here,

I am the head of this

Prom committee, tracy, not you,

Since when isn't

This a democracy?

Oh, come on,

It's a downer,

"The worst night

Of your life"?

It's not a theme,

It's one of kinney's jokes

And she's in jail for trying

To burn this place down,

That's why we figured it fit,

You got a better one?

Yes, I do,

Can't wait to hear this,

What?

Forget it,

No, what?

I got to hear it,

Why? So you can

Ridicule me?

You only get to do stuff

Like this once in your life,

And so, okay,

I want to enjoy it,

You can spit on tradition,

But I'm not going to,

It's a freakin' dance, patty,

You know, I had

A name for our theme,

Really, margie,

What?

I guess it was just stupid,

Maybe not,

What?

"Young love never dies,"

But just forget it,

That's not so bad, margie,

Really,

Are you kidding?

Sounds like one

Of those romantic novels

You keep buying

In the supermarket,

"Yes, todd,

I love you,

"But who will run

My tobacco plantation

"If I elope

To singapore with you?

"You, just a lowly

Karate instructor

And me, heiress

To all of manhattan,,,"

You know,

You make me sick,

Got a date yet, marge?

That was real nice, tracy,

Big deal, so she doesn't

Have a date,

God, this thing's gonna be

A disaster anyway

With jane in jail

And everything,

Why do you keep bringing

Jane into this?

She's not even

Going to be here,

I'm sick of it,

I'm glad she's not

Going to be here,

She'd just ruin it,

Listen to her,

Does lady anne have a date yet?

Hey, come on,

I don't, you know,

I don't have one,

My whole life,

I've only had two

And one of them was

With my cousin,

I'm not going,

I'm going--

I don't have a date,

You don't need a date,

You're gorgeous,

I'm fat,

Okay, fellas,

Now be careful

With this lady,

She ain't gonna fall for

Your basic cornball routines,

She may be a felon,

But she is a classy felon,

And in reality she's

A lot prettier, believe me,

How would

You know?

Don't push me

On this, ace,

I was in a slump,

My defenses were down,

It could have happened

To anyone,

Here,

It wouldn't have happened to me,

That's right, I forgot,

She probably stopped working

The bowling alley,

Too many polyester

Wallets,

Here,

I'm making catching

This lady my life's work,

Have you set

A wedding date?

I can't even get a date,

Sit tight, you might,

( whistling )

( bell ringing )

( knocking )

Come in,

Thank you,

Mother, uh,,,

Sister salonus?

Sit down, captain jenko,

Thank you,

I read officer hoffs' report

And I must say I was surprised,

It was very

Well written,

Well, officer hoffs has very

Good study habits,

I'm afraid I can't go along

With the police department's

Recommendation

Of canceling this year's prom,

My girls do so look

Forward to it,

Being one of the

Few luxuries

We give them here

At the sacred heart academy,

There's a strong possibility,

Sister

That your prom could turn

Into a bonfire,

I believe that's your part

In this, captain--

To make sure that doesn't

Happen-- am I correct?

Yes, ma'am, I just feel

The risk we're taking

Outweighs

The other considerations,

Captain,,,

The sacred heart

Academy

Is a private

Institution,

Like all private institutions

We must remain competitive,

I don't think

Shutting down

Our annual prom

Because of a threat

Of arson

Would make an appealing item

In our brochure, do you?

No, ma'am,

But a picture of a burning

Building in the newspaper

Wouldn't be

Too cool either--

If you know

What I mean,

You see, sister,

In my opinion

We're not exactly dealing

With miss mental health here,

I'm not interested

In your opinions

Just your

Assistance,

I'm counting on you

And your squad of,,,

Whatever you call them,,,

That depends,

,,,to keep

This year's prom safe,

Thank you,

Mr, jenko,

You're welcome,

Okay,

So,,, that's it?

I expect your men to be dressed

In the spirit of the occasion,

Yes, ma'am,

No problem,

I'm sure we can get a good deal

On a couple

Of used asbestos tuxedos,

Good day, sister salonus,

Excuse me,

See you,

♪ in a world

Where hearts are empty ♪

♪ telling you all the things

That you can't be ♪

♪ nothing should take away

The strength inside you ♪

♪ you're the one

Who said I'd make it ♪

♪ by my side,

You help me shake it ♪

♪ you were right there when no

One else would believe in me ♪

♪ no one would believe that ♪

♪ finally I can see

What is real ♪

♪ but not without you ♪

♪ not without you ♪

♪ touching things

That now I can feel ♪

♪ but not without you ♪

♪ not without you ♪

♪ weather the storm

Thanks to you, my friend ♪

♪ if I should fall,

I'd do it all again ♪

♪ not without you ♪

♪ not without you ♪

♪ looking back

To the day you found me ♪

♪ a little faith was all

That you said I need ♪

♪ you showed me ways

I would have never tried ♪

♪ breaking down the walls

Of protection ♪

♪ turned me on

To a new direction ♪

♪ now I'm seeing myself

Like never before ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ finally I can see

What is real ♪

( ringing )

♪ not without you,

Not without you ♪

♪ touching things

That now I can feel ♪

♪ not without you ♪

Hello,

Really?

I don't think so,

Come on, margie,

What have you got to lose?

I don't want anyone to laugh

At me,

No one is going to laugh,

Come on, it's your prom,

You only get one,

I know,

Is he cute?

Yeah, in a way,

Yeah, yeah, I guess,

What's he like?

Hi, doll,

Buy you a drink?

No, thank you,

Strictly business here,

Relax,

I'm a police officer,

I'm an astronaut,

Is this real?

Is the pope catholic?

A cop?

Really?

Yeah,

Somebody's got to do it,

Serve and protect,

Have you seen

This girl around?

Are you really a cop?

Yeah,

Look, have you

Seen her?

She might be

With this guy,,,

About six foot,

Dark complexion,

Curly hair,

I've never met a cop before,

Congratulations,

Look, I'm on duty here,

When do you get off duty?

Can I ask you a question?

If I'm free tonight?

I got to go to a prom tonight,

A prom?

For cops?

Well, it's a tough school,

Look,,,

You want my phone number?

Where the hell have you been

These past couple of months?

With me,

Good place,

I'll just take this,

Well, them rented shoes

Hurt too much,

I can't dance in them,

Well, well, well,

Far out,

Looks like we got a japanese

Elvis presley,

A pimp,

And the butler,

The budget we got,

You're lucky we could afford

To rent the pants,

Maybe you should go

Without the pants,

Tell them you're a poor butler,

Judith ester!

If you don't get

That dress on soon, girl

I'll come up there

And staple it on,

I got the fire

Department on standby,

But the key word here, amigos,

Is prevention,

So if and when you spot

Miss wacko or whoever

Just waltz them

Right out of the place,

Dig?

That ought to be easy,

We don't even know

Who we're looking for,

Leave it up to your buddy,

Iceberg slim,

I understand he's got

Great instincts

When it comes to the ladies,

Right, mr, penhall?

Hoffs will be

Your date, harry,

Lucky miss kinney

Gets the butler,

Casanova,

You know who you're with,

The one

With the great personality,

Trade you

For hoffs,

I don't know if I'd trust you

With my great-grandmother,

( whistling and catcalls )

How do I look?

Wow,

Darling, you look

Sensational,

Save the last dance

For me, peaches,

Whatever you do,,,

Don't let elvis drive,

♪ I can make it happen ♪

♪ take your fears away ♪

♪ 'cause I am gonna

Stay right here ♪

♪ I can make it happen,

Give you back a dream ♪

♪ make you wanna touch the sky ♪

♪ ooh, you're gonna want me ♪

♪ I can make it happen ♪

♪ what did I do

To make you feel this way? ♪

♪ everything

Is going all right ♪

♪ we have it all ♪

♪ you can't throw this away ♪

♪ if you walk out the door ♪

♪ nothing matters anymore ♪

♪ even though,,, ♪

I don't think you

Should do that,

Come on, man,

Whose side are you on?

What are you, a cop

Or something?

Ease up on me, kid,

It's going to be

A long night,

Great prom,

Thank you,

I worked very hard

On it,

Thank you

For the corsage,

Well, you know,,,

It's a prom,

Yeah,

Having a good time?

You?

Yeah, oh, yeah,

You look great,

Oh, um,,,

So do you,

Yeah, you think so?

Thanks,

Would you like to dance?

Oh, no,

I just,,,

I kind of like standing here,

Me, too,

They're having a lot of fun

Out there, aren't they?

Yeah,

( slow dance music playing )

See anything

Interesting?

Yeah, you,

Why, thank you, sir,

Do you ever go bowling?

What?

Bowling?

You ever go bowling?

Oh, bowling,

Yeah, I went last week,

I think I bowled a 243,

But it was my first time

So I don't know

If that's good or not,

Really?

Yeah,

Yeah,

Seriously?

Penhall:

Who the hell

Is that?

Hoffs:

That is

Your date,

My date?

Of course,

And you guys didn't think

I still had it, huh?

Hi,

Good evening,

Doug penhall,

Margaret saunters,

The pleasure is all mine,

Yeah, okay,

How about we go dance?

Don't touch me,

I'm only trying to,,,

Penhall:

Get back, get back,

Get away from her,

Get away from her,

( sirens wailing )

Penhall?

You okay?

Ioki and hanson

Are still in there,

They're inside on the right,

Another slammerino,

You know, I didn't think

It was possible

But this prom was even worse

Than the one

With charles tyrone cannon

Throwing up

In the back seat

Of his father's cadillac,

Yeah,

Makes me not miss

Missing my prom so much,

I don't know,

I liked it,

Who could ever forget

Something like this?

I got stood up

By a lady dracula

And your date's out there

Bowling away

Like some kind

Of certified kingpin,

I feel sorry

For people like that,

Me, too,

If my kid ever wants

To grow up to be a bowler,,,

Straight to reform school,

No, penhall,

I mean margie,

It was her prom, too,

Yeah, I guess it was,

Okay,

Can I get anybody

Anything to drink?

Beer,

Another slammerino,

Your date,

Hi,

Where did ioki

Go for the beers?

Tokyo?

Freeze,