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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,419 --> 00:00:12,785 ♪ we never thought of finding ♪ 2 00:00:12,819 --> 00:00:15,485 ♪ the place where we belong ♪ 3 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:17,719 ♪ don't have to stand alone ♪ 4 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:20,652 ♪ we'll never let you fall ♪ 5 00:00:20,685 --> 00:00:22,885 ♪ don't need permission ♪ 6 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,552 ♪ to decide what you believe ♪ 7 00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:26,819 ♪ you're gonna learn something ♪ 8 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:28,019 ♪ when we meet you after school ♪ 9 00:00:28,052 --> 00:00:29,452 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 10 00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:33,052 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 11 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:35,152 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 12 00:00:35,185 --> 00:00:37,885 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 13 00:00:37,919 --> 00:00:39,852 ♪ your friends will be there ♪ 14 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:42,885 ♪ when your back is To the wall ♪ 15 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:44,919 ♪ you'll find you need us ♪ 16 00:00:44,952 --> 00:00:49,752 ♪ 'cause there's no one else To call ♪ 17 00:00:49,785 --> 00:00:51,852 ♪ when it looks hopeless ♪ 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,852 ♪ a decision's what you need ♪ 19 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:55,419 ♪ you better be ready ♪ 20 00:00:55,452 --> 00:00:56,919 ♪ 'cause you're running out of time ♪ 21 00:00:56,952 --> 00:00:57,919 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 22 00:00:57,952 --> 00:00:59,719 ♪ 21 jump street! ♪ 23 00:01:02,492 --> 00:01:06,826 ( organ music ) 24 00:01:40,659 --> 00:01:41,792 Come on! 25 00:01:41,826 --> 00:01:43,659 I don't think we should Do this, jane, I don't, 26 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:45,892 Of course we shouldn't, That's why we're doing it, 27 00:01:45,926 --> 00:01:47,959 We shouldn't have done That other stuff, either, 28 00:01:47,992 --> 00:01:50,292 And give up A chance to see,,,? 29 00:01:50,326 --> 00:01:51,626 Jane, He was saying mass, 30 00:01:51,659 --> 00:01:52,959 God will forgive us, 31 00:01:52,992 --> 00:01:54,959 He's got a great Sense of humor, 32 00:01:54,992 --> 00:01:56,292 Tell that to job, 33 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:57,226 You got it? 34 00:01:57,259 --> 00:01:58,226 Let's not do it, 35 00:01:58,259 --> 00:01:59,692 We got to, Come on, 36 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:05,926 Margie, you're gonna end up Like miss manners-- 37 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,959 Married to a dufus, 38 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,359 At this point I'd take a dufus, 39 00:02:10,392 --> 00:02:12,059 What if we get caught? 40 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:13,292 If we get caught 41 00:02:13,326 --> 00:02:16,559 They probably won't Let us go to the prom, 42 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:17,592 So relax, 43 00:02:17,626 --> 00:02:19,826 You got nothing To lose, 44 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:23,292 That was nice, Thanks, 45 00:02:23,326 --> 00:02:24,526 Come on, 46 00:02:24,559 --> 00:02:27,326 Class: Good morning, Mother salonus, 47 00:02:27,359 --> 00:02:30,326 Mother salonus: Ladies, 48 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,492 Now I know that some of you 49 00:02:32,526 --> 00:02:36,292 May be embarrassed given The text of this lecture 50 00:02:36,326 --> 00:02:40,992 But as the senior class here At the sacred heart academy 51 00:02:41,026 --> 00:02:44,992 I expect today's presentation On sex education 52 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:47,359 To be received With maturity 53 00:02:47,392 --> 00:02:51,959 And perhaps even a little Bit of healthy excitement, 54 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:53,792 Someone open a window, 55 00:02:53,826 --> 00:02:56,259 I'm getting excited already, 56 00:02:58,026 --> 00:02:59,726 And as the mother superior 57 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:03,259 Please feel free to rely on My experience in these matters 58 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:04,992 If you have Any individual questions, 59 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:10,759 The archdiocese has made a video Presentation available to us 60 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:15,159 And we shall conduct A discussion afterwards, 61 00:03:15,192 --> 00:03:18,526 Ladies, the miracle of marriage, 62 00:03:18,559 --> 00:03:22,959 That's not what My parents call it, 63 00:03:31,692 --> 00:03:34,926 ( catcalls ) 64 00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,259 ( moaning ) 65 00:03:40,292 --> 00:03:44,059 ( heavy breathing ) 66 00:04:08,892 --> 00:04:10,859 ( alarm bell ringing ) 67 00:04:10,892 --> 00:04:12,559 All right, ladies-- 68 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:13,659 Single file, 69 00:04:13,692 --> 00:04:15,226 Nothing to worry about, 70 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:16,592 Don't be alarmed, 71 00:04:16,626 --> 00:04:17,759 Don't panic, 72 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,426 Single file, No talking, 73 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,459 ( screaming ) 74 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:21,459 There's a fire! 75 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:25,226 ( shouting and screaming ) 76 00:04:38,192 --> 00:04:44,192 ( sirens wailing ) 77 00:04:44,226 --> 00:04:45,626 ( rock and roll ) 78 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,059 Okay, hanson, 79 00:04:47,092 --> 00:04:48,959 Tonight is your night, 80 00:04:48,992 --> 00:04:50,292 Is that right? 81 00:04:50,326 --> 00:04:51,559 Trust me on this, reggie, 82 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,426 We're talking my talk, 83 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,559 Idiot-speak? 84 00:04:55,592 --> 00:04:57,092 Hey, come on, harry, Tell the man, 85 00:04:57,126 --> 00:04:58,559 I made this Guy a legend, 86 00:04:58,592 --> 00:05:02,259 Half the girls in town Now call him "Gunslinger," 87 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:03,992 What do you say? 88 00:05:04,026 --> 00:05:06,626 Look, I appreciate the offer And everything 89 00:05:06,659 --> 00:05:08,859 But tonight's My bowling night, 90 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:09,626 Bowling? 91 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:10,792 Bowling? 92 00:05:10,826 --> 00:05:13,192 Did he say bowling? 93 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:14,292 Yes, bowling, 94 00:05:14,326 --> 00:05:15,659 I'm in a league, 95 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:17,592 A bowling league? 96 00:05:17,626 --> 00:05:19,259 A bowling league? 97 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:20,426 Yes! 98 00:05:20,459 --> 00:05:22,092 Hanson, hanson, Hanson,,, 99 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:24,126 I'm trying To save your life here 100 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:27,892 But you're going to have To give me a little help, 101 00:05:27,926 --> 00:05:29,159 Bowling? 102 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:32,526 I once knew a kid Whose father was a bowler, 103 00:05:32,559 --> 00:05:34,226 He ran away from home, 104 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:35,226 He was three, 105 00:05:35,259 --> 00:05:37,192 His mother Helped him, 106 00:05:37,226 --> 00:05:38,926 Listen, Penhall,,, 107 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:40,892 Maybe there's still time, 108 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:43,526 Maybe thomas here Isn't any good, 109 00:05:43,559 --> 00:05:46,226 Want to know what My handicap is? 110 00:05:46,259 --> 00:05:47,492 Yeah, bowling! 111 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:50,426 Come on, hanson I'm talking About a skunk hunt here, 112 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,759 Girls! 113 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:53,826 You, me-- Out there in the trenches, 114 00:05:53,859 --> 00:05:56,492 Sign up for A tranquilizer gun 115 00:05:56,526 --> 00:05:59,859 Because I'm very, Very good at this, 116 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,859 Remember, they call Him the gunslinger, 117 00:06:01,892 --> 00:06:03,492 Some other night, 118 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:06,259 Tonight is my Bowling night, 119 00:06:06,292 --> 00:06:08,126 Hanson, Tonight is friday night, 120 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,426 And I don't want you to waste it In the gutter, 121 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:13,792 Besides, two guys always Make out better than one, 122 00:06:13,826 --> 00:06:16,859 Why don't you just go out With the gunslinger? 123 00:06:16,892 --> 00:06:18,026 No way, okay? 124 00:06:18,059 --> 00:06:20,559 The last time I shot myself in the foot, 125 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:22,459 And I did it on purpose, 126 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,859 She wasn't that ugly, 127 00:06:24,892 --> 00:06:28,259 Doug, the lady had a warning From the surgeon general 128 00:06:28,292 --> 00:06:30,192 Tattooed on her chest, Okay? 129 00:06:30,226 --> 00:06:32,759 Hanson: Hey, smokey, You okay? 130 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,326 Medium well, Thank you, 131 00:06:34,359 --> 00:06:35,492 We heard, 132 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:37,526 You know, guys, I thought Catholic schoolgirls 133 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:40,559 Were supposed to be Good girls, not arsonists, 134 00:06:40,592 --> 00:06:42,159 That was Pretty scary, 135 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:43,326 You okay, Honey? 136 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,559 Yeah, how about The other kids? 137 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:48,926 Two of 'em had to spend The night in mercy hospital-- 138 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,026 Smoke inhalation And bruises, 139 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:52,859 The rest seem To be okay, 140 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:55,559 Lucky the whole Building didn't burn, 141 00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:56,726 Lucky again, 142 00:06:56,759 --> 00:06:58,726 Yeah, and we don't seem 143 00:06:58,759 --> 00:07:01,859 To know any more than we Ever did, do we? 144 00:07:01,892 --> 00:07:03,192 Sorry, 145 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:04,559 I know, jenk,,, 146 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,492 But these are catholic Schoolgirls we're talking about, 147 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,492 Their idea of a good time Is bingo, 148 00:07:08,526 --> 00:07:10,459 That and bowling, 149 00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:14,259 Jenko: Looks like we've got a firebug On our hands here, folks, 150 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:17,359 Last month, there was A fire in the boiler room, 151 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:18,959 Before that, it's a vestibule, 152 00:07:18,992 --> 00:07:22,492 This is the third fire In two weeks inside the school, 153 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,526 Jenk, what if we Run every one of them 154 00:07:25,559 --> 00:07:27,126 Through records and I,d,? 155 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:28,392 Check for priors? 156 00:07:28,426 --> 00:07:30,292 See if any of them Have a record? 157 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,059 Hey, yeah, Maybe last mardi gras 158 00:07:32,092 --> 00:07:34,059 One of them gave up chocolate For good 159 00:07:34,092 --> 00:07:35,992 And then went psycho On a mars bar, 160 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:40,059 I already ran them, 161 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:43,492 You got A susan burke? 162 00:07:43,526 --> 00:07:44,826 A dorothy patterson? 163 00:07:44,859 --> 00:07:46,259 And another girl Named patty blatcher? 164 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:47,526 Yes, 165 00:07:47,559 --> 00:07:49,359 Yeah, well, susan burke Has been arrested 166 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:52,459 Eight times for shoplifting In the last 16 months, 167 00:07:52,492 --> 00:07:55,426 That's probably where she gets All those sharp clothes, 168 00:07:55,459 --> 00:07:57,326 Girl's got a heck Of a wardrobe, 169 00:07:57,359 --> 00:07:59,026 Okay, dorothy Patterson-- 170 00:07:59,059 --> 00:08:02,559 Drunk driving, unauthorized Use of a motor vehicle 171 00:08:02,592 --> 00:08:04,859 And a minor marijuana Possession, 172 00:08:04,892 --> 00:08:06,859 Party girl, 173 00:08:06,892 --> 00:08:07,859 Patty blatcher,,, 174 00:08:07,892 --> 00:08:08,926 Forget it, hanson, 175 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,659 Patty blatcher Is the captain 176 00:08:10,692 --> 00:08:12,126 Of the prom committee, For cripes' sake-- 177 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,226 A snob, maybe, hanson, But not a pyro, 178 00:08:15,259 --> 00:08:16,826 Yeah? 179 00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:18,859 When she was 12 years old 180 00:08:18,892 --> 00:08:21,126 She lit her parents' Garage on fire, 181 00:08:21,159 --> 00:08:24,059 Looks like you're gonna have to Join the prom committee, jude, 182 00:08:26,092 --> 00:08:30,559 Another slammerino For the kingpins! Yeah! 183 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:32,359 Way to go! 184 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:35,192 See that? Concentration! 185 00:08:35,226 --> 00:08:37,326 Your friend? 186 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:40,926 Yeah, well,,, Sort of, I guess, 187 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,626 He's very good, Isn't he? 188 00:08:42,659 --> 00:08:44,959 If you like guys Who say slammerino, yeah, 189 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,159 I do, 190 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,892 Are you a kingpin? 191 00:08:47,926 --> 00:08:49,826 In a manner of speaking, 192 00:08:49,859 --> 00:08:50,959 I'm his coach, 193 00:08:50,992 --> 00:08:52,326 You bowl? 194 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:53,626 Not anymore, 195 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,792 Gave it up, 196 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,192 Why? 197 00:08:56,226 --> 00:08:58,492 Race-car driving, 198 00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:00,126 Too bad, 199 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:03,126 You know, I'm getting My ball redrilled, 200 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,992 Hey, race-car drivers,,, wimps! 201 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:07,392 I'm a bowler, 202 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,092 Beverly: Another beer? 203 00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:11,426 No, thanks, I'll drink his, 204 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,926 Just got a turkey, 205 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:13,992 A what? 206 00:09:14,026 --> 00:09:15,892 Three strikes in a row-- A turkey, 207 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:17,026 Great name for it, 208 00:09:17,059 --> 00:09:19,359 Hanson, let's get out of here Before somebody sees us, 209 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,926 You're not Having fun? 210 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:21,926 Fun? 211 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,626 Try it, Come on, 212 00:09:26,426 --> 00:09:27,959 Look out, I'm coming through, 213 00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:29,026 All right! 214 00:09:29,059 --> 00:09:32,359 ( growling ) 215 00:09:32,392 --> 00:09:34,159 Penhall, come on! 216 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:45,892 Doug penhall,,, 217 00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:47,426 Revolutionizing The game! 218 00:09:47,459 --> 00:09:50,359 ( making crowd noises ) 219 00:09:50,392 --> 00:09:51,959 Hey! 220 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,459 You, out! 221 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,759 Me? Me? 222 00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:57,859 Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, 223 00:09:57,892 --> 00:10:00,026 I was sitting At 187, penhall-- 224 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,626 And I was In the seventh frame, 225 00:10:01,659 --> 00:10:03,092 Thank you very much, 226 00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:05,092 What do you want me to do, Kill myself? 227 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,192 Yes! 228 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:07,292 Really? 229 00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:08,659 We lost The match, doug, 230 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,326 Hey, hey, hey, how would you Two very lovely ladies 231 00:10:11,359 --> 00:10:15,392 Like to take two very depressed Bowlers out to dinner? 232 00:10:15,426 --> 00:10:17,159 We just lost The state finals, 233 00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:18,859 It was his Whole life, 234 00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:20,126 What do we get? 235 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:22,926 Breakfast, 236 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:24,959 Get lost, 237 00:10:28,926 --> 00:10:30,559 What? 238 00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:31,926 I hate you, 239 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,492 ( bells ringing ) 240 00:10:37,526 --> 00:10:41,959 Patty blatcher: This year's prom theme Is very important, 241 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:44,126 It's our prom, our year, 242 00:10:44,159 --> 00:10:46,226 It's not something We should just make up, 243 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,926 Margie: How about, "Where The boys aren't"? 244 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:50,059 I'm never gonna get A date for this, 245 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:53,092 Will you relax? You've got A whole week to dig somebody up, 246 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,192 Who did you ask, Kinney? 247 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:57,392 Are you kidding? If she doesn't get her grades up 248 00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:58,692 Salonus says she can't go, 249 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,559 I'll worry about my grades, 250 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,859 Hoffs: You know, I mean, Proms,,, 251 00:11:02,892 --> 00:11:03,992 They kind of scare me, You know, 252 00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:06,126 I mean, you wait for them For like a million years 253 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:09,259 And they usually end up being The worst night of your life, 254 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:11,459 That's it, "The worst night of your life," 255 00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:12,959 I like it! 256 00:11:12,992 --> 00:11:15,992 You would, 257 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:35,787 ( organ music ) 258 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,987 ( knocking ) 259 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:39,521 Come in, 260 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,887 Sit down, Miss kinney, 261 00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:49,554 Mother superior, 262 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,054 Do you think this is funny? 263 00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:05,887 Do I think what's funny 264 00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:07,654 Mother superior? 265 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:09,687 I think you know what I'm talking about, 266 00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:11,787 No, I don't, 267 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:12,987 I think you do, 268 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:15,421 I'm going to have to inform Your parents about this, 269 00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,554 It was just a joke, 270 00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:21,154 English literature Is a joke to you? 271 00:12:21,187 --> 00:12:24,821 Sister pauline trace gave me Your essay on lord byron, 272 00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:26,121 It's a disgrace, 273 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,921 I'm afraid If your grades 274 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:31,121 Don't show some signs Of immediate improvement 275 00:12:31,154 --> 00:12:34,054 All extracurricular activities Here at sacred heart 276 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,821 Will be off limits to you-- 277 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,154 Including the prom, 278 00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:38,987 Do I make Myself clear? 279 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,287 Yes, mother superior, you do, 280 00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:44,287 Your reputation As a practical joker 281 00:12:44,321 --> 00:12:46,154 Has not gone Unnoticed, miss kinney, 282 00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:48,621 You don't happen To know anything 283 00:12:48,654 --> 00:12:51,954 About the fires here At sacred heart, do you? 284 00:12:51,987 --> 00:12:54,321 No, I don't, 285 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:58,354 I hope not, 286 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:09,287 Miss kinney, One more thing, 287 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:13,021 I'll hold this disgusting item 288 00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:15,054 Until your parents Can come in 289 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:18,621 And pick it up first Thing in the morning, 290 00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:37,021 I would like to thank you 291 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:40,321 For the worst night In my entire life last night, 292 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,821 And don't hold that Against my average, 293 00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:45,521 Babe ruth was no bowler, "Play me or trade me," 294 00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:46,854 That wasn't my turf, 295 00:13:46,887 --> 00:13:48,287 Ho! 296 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:49,887 I'm a mudder, 297 00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,887 Excellent shirt! 298 00:13:51,921 --> 00:13:53,821 "Marty"? 299 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,854 "Swa-vay" bowlers, 300 00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:58,154 Lock up your ladies, 301 00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,521 It's a contact sport, 302 00:13:59,554 --> 00:14:02,521 Besides, I always Wanted to be a "Marty," 303 00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:05,354 You didn't have to shoot Yourself in the foot, 304 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,221 Almost had to shoot marty, 305 00:14:07,254 --> 00:14:08,454 Yeah, harry, You missed it, 306 00:14:08,487 --> 00:14:10,987 Half the ladies there Were named burt, 307 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,954 Ended up with breakfast In the I,h,o,p,-- 308 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,521 3:00 a,m, in the morning, 309 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:18,421 But tonight will be Different, trust me, 310 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:19,521 I'm going solo, 311 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,921 These ladies can Smell an amateur, 312 00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:23,321 Where's hoffs? 313 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:27,687 In with jenko And a head jockey from downtown, 314 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:30,821 Sacred heart Had another fire yesterday, 315 00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:32,021 Really? 316 00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:33,021 Yeah, 317 00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:34,087 Hoffs okay? 318 00:14:34,121 --> 00:14:36,321 Yeah, it was in The girls' john, 319 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:39,487 The janitor put it out With a fire extinguisher, 320 00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:42,221 Good, wouldn't want her To miss the prom, 321 00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:45,687 Hey, penhall, did you Go to your prom? 322 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,687 Is that a trick question? 323 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:54,287 Hanson, I went to my first Prom when I was 11, 324 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,087 You did? 325 00:14:57,121 --> 00:14:58,421 Yeah, I did, 326 00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:00,754 I never went to mine, 327 00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:03,754 I guess when I Was in high school 328 00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:08,754 I never believed it was the last Time I was gonna be there, 329 00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,887 What do you think We do all day? 330 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,121 This is different, 331 00:15:12,154 --> 00:15:13,821 Yeah, we're adults, 332 00:15:13,854 --> 00:15:15,054 Could be Worse, 333 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:22,521 We could be,,, Pyromaniacs, 334 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,254 So women don't set fires? 335 00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:27,121 Our data supports That since the last century 336 00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:29,354 There hasn't been Enough evidence 337 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,887 Of fire-setting among women To be named a phenomenon, 338 00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:34,554 You know, this hasn't Always been the case, however, 339 00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:36,754 During the 18th And 19th centuries 340 00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:39,021 Arsonists were often Servant girls 341 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,487 Who set fire to their Masters' houses, 342 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:44,487 It was generally assumed That they were suffering 343 00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,621 From the anxiety Of menstruation 344 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,654 The fear of pregnancy, The depression of puberty,,, 345 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:49,987 Et cetera, et cetera, 346 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:53,154 Hoffs: I'm sorry, Mr, young, but at $2,000 a semester 347 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:56,187 Sacred heart academy doesn't Have a lot of servant girls, 348 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,687 Jenk, man, I am lost, 349 00:15:57,721 --> 00:16:00,087 I don't know whether I should Be looking for someone 350 00:16:00,121 --> 00:16:01,454 On the inside Or the outside, 351 00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:03,321 Let's start on the inside, 352 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,454 I mean, if this was A professional job 353 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:06,887 Sacred heart school 354 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:09,921 Would already be An insurance claim by now, 355 00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:13,721 I'll get the department to put A guy on the inside at night, 356 00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,387 You keep Working days, darling, 357 00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:18,321 We assume that whoever's Starting these fires 358 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,054 Is on the scene 359 00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:23,521 And possibly running a risk Of getting caught in the fire, 360 00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:26,287 Maybe they want to get caught, 361 00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:27,654 Maybe, 362 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:32,287 There was something like An "Heroic victim" syndrome, 363 00:16:32,321 --> 00:16:35,587 Apparently these women would Stage a bizarre fire 364 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,554 Usually on their Own property 365 00:16:37,587 --> 00:16:40,154 Where they would appear Sometimes fantastically dressed 366 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,221 For the occasion As part of the drama-- 367 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:46,721 The heroic victim Dying in a fire, 368 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,954 How about a prom? 369 00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:17,021 ( disco dance music playing ) 370 00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:19,521 Hi, is anybody sitting here? 371 00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,521 No, 372 00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:28,421 I said no one was Sitting there, 373 00:17:28,454 --> 00:17:30,387 There is now-- Doug penhall, 374 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:31,454 Yours? 375 00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:35,121 You know, we're going to Remember this, 376 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,587 And you're gonna laugh About the first time 377 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:41,021 I sat down next to you And you said get lost, 378 00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:42,654 I haven't told you to get lost, 379 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,754 I was taking figurative license With the poetry of the moment, 380 00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:48,021 Get lost! 381 00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:50,287 Good, now I won't have To misquote you, 382 00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:51,621 What are you drinking? 383 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,254 I'm not, 384 00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:55,854 Terrific, cheap date! 385 00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:56,954 Look, don't torture me, 386 00:17:56,987 --> 00:17:59,121 Why don't you just cut To the end of your rap 387 00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:00,454 And let me say no, 388 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:04,421 ,,,then when I was 17, I joined The merchant marines 389 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:08,254 'cause I figured med school Wasn't doing me any good 390 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,687 And that brought Me into bangkok, 391 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:11,887 Bangkok? 392 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:14,187 That's where I Landed the casino In a baccarat game, 393 00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:17,854 So, commodities, no kidding? 394 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,521 Yeah, well, actually, it was My brother who had the seat 395 00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:24,054 On the chicago Stock exchange, 396 00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:26,387 I played around In flaxseed, 397 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:30,987 The world's a supermarket And I'm a comparison shopper, 398 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,254 Can I walk you To your car? 399 00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:34,921 Well, I came by cab, 400 00:18:34,954 --> 00:18:37,287 Well, can I give You a lift? 401 00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:39,287 Oh, well, no offense Or anything 402 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:41,054 But, I mean, you know, I don't know you,,, 403 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:45,321 And there are so many Weirdos out there these days, 404 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:49,254 Come on, you could trust a guy With a casino in singapore, 405 00:18:49,287 --> 00:18:50,454 Okay, 406 00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:51,621 This is my trusty steed, 407 00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:52,621 It's nice, 408 00:18:52,654 --> 00:18:54,054 My mercedes is in the shop, 409 00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:55,054 I bet, 410 00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:56,254 You like motorcycles? 411 00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:57,387 Yeah, I love motorcycles, 412 00:18:57,421 --> 00:18:58,887 Took me Two years 413 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,687 To pay for this,,, 414 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:02,521 Shut up, What took You so long? 415 00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:05,721 Shut up, the guy's got a life Story full of crud, 416 00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,321 You're full of crud! You know that? 417 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,021 I'm a police officer, 418 00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:10,087 Sure you are, 419 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,354 Thanks, 420 00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:55,421 Right there, missy! 421 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:05,116 Hanson: Have you found your bride yet, Penhall? 422 00:20:05,149 --> 00:20:06,849 That's the girl! 423 00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,316 Where? 424 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:12,249 Right here, 425 00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:13,382 Now there, Then,,, 426 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,582 Nice teeth, 427 00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:17,682 You should run that Through the department, 428 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,149 Hang a red light On it for vice, 429 00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:21,649 She could Be a pro, 430 00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:23,916 You told her You were a cop? 431 00:20:23,949 --> 00:20:25,482 Among other things, yeah, 432 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,816 Maybe you should have told Her that you were a bowler, 433 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:31,149 Jenko: I don't know About you guys, 434 00:20:31,182 --> 00:20:34,449 Maybe you shouldn't travel Alone even when you're off duty, 435 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:37,916 Girls like this can Sniff out an amateur, 436 00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:42,582 Looks like you're My date for the prom, 437 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,882 I hate to disappoint you, gang 438 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:48,982 But it looks like the sock hop At sacred heart is off, 439 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,049 What? 440 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,249 Karaman, the guy We had on the inside 441 00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,516 Caught a young lady last night Just when it seemed 442 00:20:54,549 --> 00:20:57,082 She was about to set fire To the principal's desk, 443 00:20:57,116 --> 00:20:58,749 It's in there, 444 00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,449 Jane kinney? 445 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,782 No way! I don't Believe it, 446 00:21:04,816 --> 00:21:05,849 Why? 447 00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:08,482 I just didn't think She was our girl, 448 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,416 She's kind of nice, actually, 449 00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,949 Maybe we can fix Her up with penhall, What do you think, dougie? 450 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,449 It's just a slump, 451 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,949 Relax, 452 00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:18,582 Where are they holding her, Jenk? 453 00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:19,582 County, 454 00:21:19,616 --> 00:21:21,082 The d,a, hasn't decided 455 00:21:21,116 --> 00:21:23,916 If he's gonna charge her As a juvie or as an adult, 456 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,316 Then I want to see her, 457 00:21:26,349 --> 00:21:28,449 If you see her You know it's gonna 458 00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:30,649 Blow your cover At sacred heart, 459 00:21:30,682 --> 00:21:31,816 Big deal, 460 00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:33,449 They already busted her, 461 00:21:33,482 --> 00:21:36,182 Hoffs: I kind of wanted To go to this prom, 462 00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:37,716 Would've made up For my first one, 463 00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:42,016 Charles tyrone cannon, 464 00:21:42,049 --> 00:21:43,016 Say what? 465 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,282 The dude That pinned 466 00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:45,616 The rose on my dress, 467 00:21:47,449 --> 00:21:49,549 It was a sharp paris original, 468 00:21:49,582 --> 00:21:51,349 I worked for two summers 469 00:21:51,382 --> 00:21:54,682 And saved up at a burger Shack for that dress, 470 00:21:54,716 --> 00:21:57,216 Too bad I never even got To show it off, 471 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,149 That's what I thought, 472 00:21:59,182 --> 00:22:01,116 Old charlie tyrone couldn't wait 473 00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:02,782 To get you Out of it, could he? 474 00:22:02,816 --> 00:22:04,116 Very funny, jenk, 475 00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:06,482 No! 476 00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:11,182 He borrowed his daddy's car, Picked me up,,, 477 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,916 It ran out of gas, 478 00:22:12,949 --> 00:22:15,182 Then he got drunk 479 00:22:15,216 --> 00:22:17,149 Threw up all over The backseat 480 00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:18,349 And then got lost, 481 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:19,616 His parents and I found him 482 00:22:19,649 --> 00:22:21,782 In the boiler room in the school Basement at 4:00 in the morning, 483 00:22:21,816 --> 00:22:23,749 He said he thought It was the boys' john, 484 00:22:23,782 --> 00:22:25,649 But that's okay 485 00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:27,716 Because he was wearing This really, 486 00:22:27,749 --> 00:22:29,782 Really embarrassing Plaid jacket 487 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,916 With two-tone pants And a lavender cummerbund, 488 00:22:32,949 --> 00:22:34,682 I remember those, 489 00:22:34,716 --> 00:22:36,549 What about yours? 490 00:22:36,582 --> 00:22:40,982 For five long years I dreamed Of going with linda brown, 491 00:22:41,016 --> 00:22:43,949 Somehow I ended up With nadine crouch 492 00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:46,116 Who had to be home by 10:00, 493 00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:48,582 So I spent the rest Of the night 494 00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:52,282 Watching continuous screenings Of rebel without a cause 495 00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:56,049 And naked alibi, with gloria Grahame and sterling hayden, 496 00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:57,249 I was in heaven,,, 497 00:22:57,282 --> 00:22:59,116 In my pink-and-black tuxedo, 498 00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:02,149 Of course that's not What I told my buddies, 499 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:05,049 Of course not, 500 00:23:26,349 --> 00:23:29,082 What the heck are You doing here? 501 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,616 I'm a cop, jane, 502 00:23:31,649 --> 00:23:33,682 What? 503 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,782 A cop? 504 00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:37,882 That's right, 505 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,849 Well, if I can get Busted for setting fires 506 00:23:40,882 --> 00:23:42,582 I guess you Can be a cop, 507 00:23:42,616 --> 00:23:46,316 So all that stuff about you Transferring from sweethome 508 00:23:46,349 --> 00:23:47,882 Was just a rap? 509 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:53,082 I was put undercover at sacred Heart because of the arson, 510 00:23:53,116 --> 00:23:55,882 You know, I'm real surprised It was you, 511 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:58,682 I mean, I knew you were A little crazy 512 00:23:58,716 --> 00:23:59,749 But arson? 513 00:23:59,782 --> 00:24:01,816 You think you're Surprised? 514 00:24:01,849 --> 00:24:02,949 Forget it, 515 00:24:02,982 --> 00:24:05,282 My parents won't Even pay my bail, 516 00:24:05,316 --> 00:24:08,382 "Janie has to learn her lesson This time," 517 00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:10,082 Not too crazy about me, 518 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,016 I've got a sense of humor, 519 00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:13,782 There's nothing-- Nothing funny 520 00:24:13,816 --> 00:24:15,816 About trying to burn up a school Full of high school kids, 521 00:24:15,849 --> 00:24:17,282 Depends! 522 00:24:17,316 --> 00:24:18,616 I didn't do it, 523 00:24:20,982 --> 00:24:22,949 Is that so? 524 00:24:22,982 --> 00:24:24,949 Yes, that's so, 525 00:24:24,982 --> 00:24:28,149 Then just what were you doing Breaking into the school 526 00:24:28,182 --> 00:24:30,116 In the middle Of the night? 527 00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:32,549 I read a report that Said you were caught With an open lighter, 528 00:24:32,582 --> 00:24:33,682 Okay, I'm a lousy thief, 529 00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:35,649 I didn't bring My flashlight, 530 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:38,882 What I was doing Is I was trying to get back 531 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:42,682 That porno tape we saw In health class yesterday, 532 00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:44,249 That was you? 533 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:45,582 Yeah, 534 00:24:45,616 --> 00:24:47,949 Me and margie, The fink, 535 00:24:47,982 --> 00:24:51,849 Salonus was going To bust me for it 536 00:24:51,882 --> 00:24:57,816 And have my parents come in To pick it up this morning, 537 00:24:57,849 --> 00:25:00,349 Are you kidding me? 538 00:25:00,382 --> 00:25:05,582 My father still takes Me to see bambi, 539 00:25:05,616 --> 00:25:06,916 I had to do it, 540 00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:09,482 It seemed like the right thing To do at the time, 541 00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:13,116 Either way, I guess I'm not Going to the prom, 542 00:25:13,149 --> 00:25:14,749 Guess you're not, 543 00:25:14,782 --> 00:25:17,582 I didn't do it, 544 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,449 Sure looks like you did, jane, 545 00:25:19,482 --> 00:25:20,749 Yeah, well, how would you feel 546 00:25:20,782 --> 00:25:23,582 If your father found out You had a movie like that? 547 00:25:23,616 --> 00:25:26,249 I wouldn't have had A movie like that, 548 00:25:26,282 --> 00:25:27,382 What are you, perfect? 549 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,949 Of course, you're a cop, 550 00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:29,949 Save it! 551 00:25:29,982 --> 00:25:32,182 I'm a person first, 552 00:25:35,949 --> 00:25:38,249 I'll tell you what, 553 00:25:38,282 --> 00:25:40,782 You keep it between us That I'm a cop 554 00:25:40,816 --> 00:25:43,382 And I'll stay Undercover at sacred 555 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,882 To see if I can find out more About this arson thing, okay? 556 00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:50,249 Why? 557 00:25:51,282 --> 00:25:55,716 'cause I know what it's Like to miss your prom, 558 00:25:56,782 --> 00:25:59,116 That's not right! 559 00:26:05,249 --> 00:26:06,749 I didn't okay that, 560 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:08,582 That is not our theme! 561 00:26:08,616 --> 00:26:10,749 We took a vote, And you weren't here, 562 00:26:10,782 --> 00:26:14,382 I am the head of this Prom committee, tracy, not you, 563 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,682 Since when isn't This a democracy? 564 00:26:16,716 --> 00:26:17,782 Oh, come on, It's a downer, 565 00:26:17,816 --> 00:26:20,249 "The worst night Of your life"? 566 00:26:20,282 --> 00:26:21,416 It's not a theme, 567 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,249 It's one of kinney's jokes 568 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,949 And she's in jail for trying To burn this place down, 569 00:26:25,982 --> 00:26:27,916 That's why we figured it fit, 570 00:26:27,949 --> 00:26:29,349 You got a better one? 571 00:26:29,382 --> 00:26:30,516 Yes, I do, 572 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,182 Can't wait to hear this, 573 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,616 What? 574 00:26:33,649 --> 00:26:35,216 Forget it, 575 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:36,216 No, what? 576 00:26:36,249 --> 00:26:37,382 I got to hear it, 577 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:39,049 Why? So you can Ridicule me? 578 00:26:39,082 --> 00:26:41,749 You only get to do stuff Like this once in your life, 579 00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:43,116 And so, okay, I want to enjoy it, 580 00:26:43,149 --> 00:26:46,749 You can spit on tradition, But I'm not going to, 581 00:26:46,782 --> 00:26:49,049 It's a freakin' dance, patty, 582 00:26:51,382 --> 00:26:54,049 You know, I had A name for our theme, 583 00:26:54,082 --> 00:26:55,816 Really, margie, What? 584 00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:59,016 I guess it was just stupid, 585 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:01,082 Maybe not, What? 586 00:27:03,016 --> 00:27:05,616 "Young love never dies," 587 00:27:09,816 --> 00:27:12,182 But just forget it, 588 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,782 That's not so bad, margie, Really, 589 00:27:13,816 --> 00:27:14,916 Are you kidding? 590 00:27:14,949 --> 00:27:17,582 Sounds like one Of those romantic novels 591 00:27:17,616 --> 00:27:20,882 You keep buying In the supermarket, 592 00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:22,982 "Yes, todd, I love you, 593 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,216 "But who will run My tobacco plantation 594 00:27:25,249 --> 00:27:28,616 "If I elope To singapore with you? 595 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:32,416 "You, just a lowly Karate instructor 596 00:27:32,449 --> 00:27:36,349 And me, heiress To all of manhattan,,," 597 00:27:36,382 --> 00:27:38,116 You know, You make me sick, 598 00:27:38,149 --> 00:27:40,782 Got a date yet, marge? 599 00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:46,082 That was real nice, tracy, 600 00:27:46,116 --> 00:27:48,349 Big deal, so she doesn't Have a date, 601 00:27:48,382 --> 00:27:50,616 God, this thing's gonna be A disaster anyway 602 00:27:50,649 --> 00:27:52,616 With jane in jail And everything, 603 00:27:52,649 --> 00:27:54,649 Why do you keep bringing Jane into this? 604 00:27:54,682 --> 00:27:56,082 She's not even Going to be here, 605 00:27:56,116 --> 00:27:57,249 I'm sick of it, 606 00:27:57,282 --> 00:27:59,382 I'm glad she's not Going to be here, 607 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,882 She'd just ruin it, 608 00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:02,416 Listen to her, 609 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:05,916 Does lady anne have a date yet? 610 00:28:13,949 --> 00:28:15,282 Hey, come on, 611 00:28:15,316 --> 00:28:17,316 I don't, you know, 612 00:28:17,349 --> 00:28:19,249 I don't have one, 613 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:22,882 My whole life, I've only had two 614 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:26,916 And one of them was With my cousin, 615 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,182 I'm not going, 616 00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:33,116 I'm going-- I don't have a date, 617 00:28:33,149 --> 00:28:35,216 You don't need a date, 618 00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,716 You're gorgeous, 619 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,249 I'm fat, 620 00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:04,111 Okay, fellas, 621 00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:06,611 Now be careful With this lady, 622 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:10,044 She ain't gonna fall for Your basic cornball routines, 623 00:29:10,077 --> 00:29:11,544 She may be a felon, 624 00:29:11,577 --> 00:29:14,044 But she is a classy felon, 625 00:29:14,077 --> 00:29:17,544 And in reality she's A lot prettier, believe me, 626 00:29:17,577 --> 00:29:19,544 How would You know? 627 00:29:19,577 --> 00:29:21,544 Don't push me On this, ace, 628 00:29:21,577 --> 00:29:23,044 I was in a slump, 629 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:25,044 My defenses were down, 630 00:29:25,077 --> 00:29:27,277 It could have happened To anyone, 631 00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:28,244 Here, 632 00:29:28,277 --> 00:29:30,411 It wouldn't have happened to me, 633 00:29:30,444 --> 00:29:31,911 That's right, I forgot, 634 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:34,044 She probably stopped working The bowling alley, 635 00:29:34,077 --> 00:29:35,977 Too many polyester Wallets, 636 00:29:36,011 --> 00:29:37,311 Here, 637 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:41,044 I'm making catching This lady my life's work, 638 00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:44,077 Have you set A wedding date? 639 00:29:46,177 --> 00:29:48,844 I can't even get a date, 640 00:29:48,877 --> 00:29:51,877 Sit tight, you might, 641 00:29:53,344 --> 00:29:55,844 ( whistling ) 642 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:59,844 ( bell ringing ) 643 00:29:59,877 --> 00:30:01,811 ( knocking ) 644 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:02,977 Come in, 645 00:30:04,944 --> 00:30:06,977 Thank you, 646 00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,977 Mother, uh,,, 647 00:30:09,011 --> 00:30:12,544 Sister salonus? 648 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:15,277 Sit down, captain jenko, 649 00:30:17,644 --> 00:30:19,644 Thank you, 650 00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:24,911 I read officer hoffs' report 651 00:30:24,944 --> 00:30:26,744 And I must say I was surprised, 652 00:30:26,777 --> 00:30:28,844 It was very Well written, 653 00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:32,744 Well, officer hoffs has very Good study habits, 654 00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:35,611 I'm afraid I can't go along 655 00:30:35,644 --> 00:30:37,311 With the police department's Recommendation 656 00:30:37,344 --> 00:30:39,211 Of canceling this year's prom, 657 00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:41,844 My girls do so look Forward to it, 658 00:30:41,877 --> 00:30:43,477 Being one of the Few luxuries 659 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:47,111 We give them here At the sacred heart academy, 660 00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:49,877 There's a strong possibility, Sister 661 00:30:49,911 --> 00:30:53,144 That your prom could turn Into a bonfire, 662 00:30:53,177 --> 00:30:55,977 I believe that's your part In this, captain-- 663 00:30:56,011 --> 00:30:58,044 To make sure that doesn't Happen-- am I correct? 664 00:30:58,077 --> 00:31:00,177 Yes, ma'am, I just feel The risk we're taking 665 00:31:00,211 --> 00:31:01,911 Outweighs The other considerations, 666 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,944 Captain,,, 667 00:31:03,977 --> 00:31:05,477 The sacred heart Academy 668 00:31:05,511 --> 00:31:07,344 Is a private Institution, 669 00:31:07,377 --> 00:31:09,777 Like all private institutions 670 00:31:09,811 --> 00:31:12,211 We must remain competitive, 671 00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:15,144 I don't think Shutting down Our annual prom 672 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,077 Because of a threat Of arson 673 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:20,377 Would make an appealing item In our brochure, do you? 674 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:23,077 No, ma'am, 675 00:31:23,111 --> 00:31:24,877 But a picture of a burning Building in the newspaper 676 00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:26,811 Wouldn't be Too cool either-- 677 00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:28,544 If you know What I mean, 678 00:31:28,577 --> 00:31:30,644 You see, sister, In my opinion 679 00:31:30,677 --> 00:31:34,277 We're not exactly dealing With miss mental health here, 680 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:37,111 I'm not interested In your opinions 681 00:31:37,144 --> 00:31:38,911 Just your Assistance, 682 00:31:38,944 --> 00:31:42,311 I'm counting on you And your squad of,,, 683 00:31:42,344 --> 00:31:44,377 Whatever you call them,,, 684 00:31:44,411 --> 00:31:46,277 That depends, 685 00:31:46,311 --> 00:31:49,444 ,,,to keep This year's prom safe, 686 00:31:49,477 --> 00:31:52,444 Thank you, Mr, jenko, 687 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:55,477 You're welcome, 688 00:31:57,477 --> 00:31:59,444 Okay, 689 00:31:59,477 --> 00:32:03,644 So,,, that's it? 690 00:32:03,677 --> 00:32:08,944 I expect your men to be dressed In the spirit of the occasion, 691 00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:10,677 Yes, ma'am, No problem, 692 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:13,377 I'm sure we can get a good deal 693 00:32:13,411 --> 00:32:17,344 On a couple Of used asbestos tuxedos, 694 00:32:17,377 --> 00:32:20,044 Good day, sister salonus, 695 00:32:20,077 --> 00:32:22,044 Excuse me, 696 00:32:22,077 --> 00:32:23,411 See you, 697 00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,877 ♪ in a world Where hearts are empty ♪ 698 00:32:43,911 --> 00:32:46,477 ♪ telling you all the things That you can't be ♪ 699 00:32:46,511 --> 00:32:51,277 ♪ nothing should take away The strength inside you ♪ 700 00:32:51,311 --> 00:32:53,811 ♪ you're the one Who said I'd make it ♪ 701 00:32:53,844 --> 00:32:56,344 ♪ by my side, You help me shake it ♪ 702 00:32:56,377 --> 00:33:03,777 ♪ you were right there when no One else would believe in me ♪ 703 00:33:03,811 --> 00:33:06,577 ♪ no one would believe that ♪ 704 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:11,711 ♪ finally I can see What is real ♪ 705 00:33:11,744 --> 00:33:14,144 ♪ but not without you ♪ 706 00:33:14,177 --> 00:33:16,677 ♪ not without you ♪ 707 00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:21,644 ♪ touching things That now I can feel ♪ 708 00:33:21,677 --> 00:33:24,177 ♪ but not without you ♪ 709 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,244 ♪ not without you ♪ 710 00:33:26,277 --> 00:33:31,044 ♪ weather the storm Thanks to you, my friend ♪ 711 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:35,711 ♪ if I should fall, I'd do it all again ♪ 712 00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,977 ♪ not without you ♪ 713 00:33:38,011 --> 00:33:41,444 ♪ not without you ♪ 714 00:33:45,177 --> 00:33:47,811 ♪ looking back To the day you found me ♪ 715 00:33:47,844 --> 00:33:50,377 ♪ a little faith was all That you said I need ♪ 716 00:33:50,411 --> 00:33:55,311 ♪ you showed me ways I would have never tried ♪ 717 00:33:55,344 --> 00:33:57,911 ♪ breaking down the walls Of protection ♪ 718 00:33:57,944 --> 00:34:00,477 ♪ turned me on To a new direction ♪ 719 00:34:00,511 --> 00:34:07,944 ♪ now I'm seeing myself Like never before ♪ 720 00:34:07,977 --> 00:34:10,844 ♪ yeah ♪ 721 00:34:10,877 --> 00:34:13,177 ♪ finally I can see What is real ♪ 722 00:34:13,211 --> 00:34:15,611 ( ringing ) 723 00:34:15,644 --> 00:34:20,711 ♪ not without you, Not without you ♪ 724 00:34:20,744 --> 00:34:25,744 ♪ touching things That now I can feel ♪ 725 00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:27,277 ♪ not without you ♪ 726 00:34:27,311 --> 00:34:29,311 Hello, 727 00:34:33,011 --> 00:34:34,977 Really? 728 00:34:35,011 --> 00:34:37,444 I don't think so, 729 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:38,444 Come on, margie, 730 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,111 What have you got to lose? 731 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:43,144 I don't want anyone to laugh At me, 732 00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:44,677 No one is going to laugh, 733 00:34:44,711 --> 00:34:46,177 Come on, it's your prom, 734 00:34:46,211 --> 00:34:47,244 You only get one, 735 00:34:47,277 --> 00:34:49,277 I know, 736 00:34:51,277 --> 00:34:52,944 Is he cute? 737 00:34:52,977 --> 00:34:54,744 Yeah, in a way, 738 00:34:54,777 --> 00:34:56,477 Yeah, yeah, I guess, 739 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,644 What's he like? 740 00:34:59,677 --> 00:35:00,644 Hi, doll, 741 00:35:00,677 --> 00:35:02,277 Buy you a drink? 742 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:06,777 No, thank you, 743 00:35:06,811 --> 00:35:08,944 Strictly business here, 744 00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:11,077 Relax, I'm a police officer, 745 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:14,144 I'm an astronaut, 746 00:35:18,111 --> 00:35:19,844 Is this real? 747 00:35:19,877 --> 00:35:21,844 Is the pope catholic? 748 00:35:21,877 --> 00:35:22,844 A cop? 749 00:35:22,877 --> 00:35:23,844 Really? 750 00:35:23,877 --> 00:35:25,477 Yeah, Somebody's got to do it, 751 00:35:25,511 --> 00:35:26,677 Serve and protect, 752 00:35:26,711 --> 00:35:28,344 Have you seen This girl around? 753 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,477 Are you really a cop? 754 00:35:30,511 --> 00:35:31,477 Yeah, 755 00:35:31,511 --> 00:35:33,311 Look, have you Seen her? 756 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:35,144 She might be With this guy,,, 757 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:36,311 About six foot, 758 00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:37,444 Dark complexion, 759 00:35:37,477 --> 00:35:38,511 Curly hair, 760 00:35:38,544 --> 00:35:41,477 I've never met a cop before, 761 00:35:41,511 --> 00:35:42,711 Congratulations, 762 00:35:42,744 --> 00:35:44,144 Look, I'm on duty here, 763 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:47,111 When do you get off duty? 764 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:49,877 Can I ask you a question? 765 00:35:49,911 --> 00:35:51,944 If I'm free tonight? 766 00:35:51,977 --> 00:35:54,444 I got to go to a prom tonight, 767 00:35:54,477 --> 00:35:55,444 A prom? 768 00:35:55,477 --> 00:35:56,711 For cops? 769 00:35:56,744 --> 00:35:58,944 Well, it's a tough school, 770 00:35:58,977 --> 00:35:59,944 Look,,, 771 00:35:59,977 --> 00:36:01,577 You want my phone number? 772 00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:06,644 Where the hell have you been These past couple of months? 773 00:36:06,677 --> 00:36:09,544 With me, 774 00:36:09,577 --> 00:36:11,677 Good place, 775 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:15,677 I'll just take this, 776 00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:24,377 Well, them rented shoes Hurt too much, 777 00:36:24,411 --> 00:36:26,111 I can't dance in them, 778 00:36:28,544 --> 00:36:30,677 Well, well, well, 779 00:36:30,711 --> 00:36:33,177 Far out, 780 00:36:33,211 --> 00:36:36,111 Looks like we got a japanese Elvis presley, 781 00:36:36,144 --> 00:36:37,377 A pimp, 782 00:36:37,411 --> 00:36:38,577 And the butler, 783 00:36:38,611 --> 00:36:40,744 The budget we got, You're lucky we could afford 784 00:36:40,777 --> 00:36:41,844 To rent the pants, 785 00:36:41,877 --> 00:36:43,777 Maybe you should go Without the pants, 786 00:36:43,811 --> 00:36:45,811 Tell them you're a poor butler, 787 00:36:46,777 --> 00:36:47,877 Judith ester! 788 00:36:47,911 --> 00:36:50,377 If you don't get That dress on soon, girl 789 00:36:50,411 --> 00:36:52,677 I'll come up there And staple it on, 790 00:36:55,711 --> 00:36:58,477 I got the fire Department on standby, 791 00:36:58,511 --> 00:37:02,411 But the key word here, amigos, Is prevention, 792 00:37:02,444 --> 00:37:05,344 So if and when you spot Miss wacko or whoever 793 00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:07,811 Just waltz them Right out of the place, 794 00:37:07,844 --> 00:37:08,744 Dig? 795 00:37:08,777 --> 00:37:10,144 That ought to be easy, 796 00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:11,977 We don't even know Who we're looking for, 797 00:37:12,011 --> 00:37:15,011 Leave it up to your buddy, Iceberg slim, 798 00:37:15,044 --> 00:37:16,977 I understand he's got Great instincts 799 00:37:17,011 --> 00:37:19,111 When it comes to the ladies, 800 00:37:19,144 --> 00:37:20,777 Right, mr, penhall? 801 00:37:20,811 --> 00:37:23,111 Hoffs will be Your date, harry, 802 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:24,377 Lucky miss kinney 803 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:25,944 Gets the butler, 804 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,811 Casanova, You know who you're with, 805 00:37:27,844 --> 00:37:30,711 The one With the great personality, 806 00:37:30,744 --> 00:37:32,811 Trade you For hoffs, 807 00:37:32,844 --> 00:37:35,344 I don't know if I'd trust you With my great-grandmother, 808 00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:39,444 ( whistling and catcalls ) 809 00:37:39,477 --> 00:37:40,944 How do I look? 810 00:37:40,977 --> 00:37:42,944 Wow, 811 00:37:42,977 --> 00:37:47,111 Darling, you look Sensational, 812 00:37:52,644 --> 00:37:56,111 Save the last dance For me, peaches, 813 00:37:56,144 --> 00:37:58,111 Whatever you do,,, 814 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:01,111 Don't let elvis drive, 815 00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:03,711 ♪ I can make it happen ♪ 816 00:38:03,744 --> 00:38:05,177 ♪ take your fears away ♪ 817 00:38:05,211 --> 00:38:10,077 ♪ 'cause I am gonna Stay right here ♪ 818 00:38:10,111 --> 00:38:14,844 ♪ I can make it happen, Give you back a dream ♪ 819 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:18,444 ♪ make you wanna touch the sky ♪ 820 00:38:18,477 --> 00:38:20,811 ♪ ooh, you're gonna want me ♪ 821 00:38:20,844 --> 00:38:23,211 ♪ I can make it happen ♪ 822 00:38:23,244 --> 00:38:29,711 ♪ what did I do To make you feel this way? ♪ 823 00:38:29,744 --> 00:38:35,811 ♪ everything Is going all right ♪ 824 00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:39,177 ♪ we have it all ♪ 825 00:38:39,211 --> 00:38:42,544 ♪ you can't throw this away ♪ 826 00:38:42,577 --> 00:38:45,611 ♪ if you walk out the door ♪ 827 00:38:45,644 --> 00:38:49,377 ♪ nothing matters anymore ♪ 828 00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:52,644 ♪ even though,,, ♪ 829 00:38:52,677 --> 00:38:55,611 I don't think you Should do that, 830 00:38:55,644 --> 00:38:57,544 Come on, man, Whose side are you on? 831 00:38:57,577 --> 00:38:59,977 What are you, a cop Or something? 832 00:39:00,011 --> 00:39:01,777 Ease up on me, kid, 833 00:39:01,811 --> 00:39:04,077 It's going to be A long night, 834 00:39:09,144 --> 00:39:10,611 Great prom, 835 00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:12,111 Thank you, 836 00:39:12,144 --> 00:39:14,944 I worked very hard On it, 837 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:18,611 Thank you For the corsage, 838 00:39:18,644 --> 00:39:20,611 Well, you know,,, 839 00:39:20,644 --> 00:39:22,611 It's a prom, 840 00:39:22,644 --> 00:39:25,644 Yeah, 841 00:39:30,711 --> 00:39:33,711 Having a good time? 842 00:39:35,177 --> 00:39:36,144 You? 843 00:39:36,177 --> 00:39:38,177 Yeah, oh, yeah, 844 00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:42,344 You look great, 845 00:39:42,377 --> 00:39:44,344 Oh, um,,, 846 00:39:44,377 --> 00:39:45,844 So do you, 847 00:39:45,877 --> 00:39:48,877 Yeah, you think so? 848 00:39:48,911 --> 00:39:50,011 Thanks, 849 00:39:50,044 --> 00:39:52,311 Would you like to dance? 850 00:39:52,344 --> 00:39:53,311 Oh, no, 851 00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:54,311 I just,,, 852 00:39:54,344 --> 00:39:57,644 I kind of like standing here, 853 00:39:57,677 --> 00:40:00,311 Me, too, 854 00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:04,144 They're having a lot of fun Out there, aren't they? 855 00:40:04,177 --> 00:40:06,111 Yeah, 856 00:40:06,144 --> 00:40:12,111 ( slow dance music playing ) 857 00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:14,111 See anything Interesting? 858 00:40:14,144 --> 00:40:15,611 Yeah, you, 859 00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:18,877 Why, thank you, sir, 860 00:40:18,911 --> 00:40:20,877 Do you ever go bowling? 861 00:40:20,911 --> 00:40:21,877 What? 862 00:40:21,911 --> 00:40:22,877 Bowling? 863 00:40:22,911 --> 00:40:24,377 You ever go bowling? 864 00:40:24,411 --> 00:40:25,877 Oh, bowling, Yeah, I went last week, 865 00:40:25,911 --> 00:40:28,511 I think I bowled a 243, But it was my first time 866 00:40:28,544 --> 00:40:30,611 So I don't know If that's good or not, 867 00:40:30,644 --> 00:40:31,611 Really? 868 00:40:31,644 --> 00:40:32,944 Yeah, 869 00:40:32,977 --> 00:40:34,611 Yeah, 870 00:40:34,644 --> 00:40:36,744 Seriously? 871 00:40:43,111 --> 00:40:46,077 Penhall: Who the hell Is that? 872 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,011 Hoffs: That is Your date, 873 00:40:48,044 --> 00:40:49,511 My date? 874 00:40:49,544 --> 00:40:51,011 Of course, 875 00:40:51,044 --> 00:40:55,044 And you guys didn't think I still had it, huh? 876 00:40:58,111 --> 00:40:59,077 Hi, 877 00:40:59,111 --> 00:41:00,844 Good evening, 878 00:41:00,877 --> 00:41:02,411 Doug penhall, 879 00:41:02,444 --> 00:41:03,977 Margaret saunters, 880 00:41:04,011 --> 00:41:05,911 The pleasure is all mine, 881 00:41:05,944 --> 00:41:07,677 Yeah, okay, How about we go dance? 882 00:41:07,711 --> 00:41:09,011 Don't touch me, 883 00:41:09,044 --> 00:41:10,344 I'm only trying to,,, 884 00:41:13,611 --> 00:41:15,577 Penhall: Get back, get back, 885 00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:17,611 Get away from her, Get away from her, 886 00:41:47,211 --> 00:41:49,811 ( sirens wailing ) 887 00:41:54,944 --> 00:41:55,911 Penhall? 888 00:41:55,944 --> 00:41:57,077 You okay? 889 00:41:57,111 --> 00:41:59,077 Ioki and hanson Are still in there, 890 00:41:59,111 --> 00:42:00,611 They're inside on the right, 891 00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:19,170 Another slammerino, 892 00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:23,237 You know, I didn't think It was possible 893 00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:25,604 But this prom was even worse Than the one 894 00:42:25,637 --> 00:42:28,004 With charles tyrone cannon Throwing up 895 00:42:28,037 --> 00:42:30,737 In the back seat Of his father's cadillac, 896 00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:32,004 Yeah, 897 00:42:32,037 --> 00:42:34,837 Makes me not miss Missing my prom so much, 898 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:36,937 I don't know, I liked it, 899 00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:40,137 Who could ever forget Something like this? 900 00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:42,404 I got stood up By a lady dracula 901 00:42:42,437 --> 00:42:44,104 And your date's out there Bowling away 902 00:42:44,137 --> 00:42:46,304 Like some kind Of certified kingpin, 903 00:42:46,337 --> 00:42:48,804 I feel sorry For people like that, 904 00:42:48,837 --> 00:42:49,970 Me, too, 905 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:52,304 If my kid ever wants To grow up to be a bowler,,, 906 00:42:52,337 --> 00:42:53,770 Straight to reform school, 907 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:55,470 No, penhall, I mean margie, 908 00:42:55,504 --> 00:42:57,504 It was her prom, too, 909 00:43:02,204 --> 00:43:04,770 Yeah, I guess it was, 910 00:43:06,104 --> 00:43:07,570 Okay, 911 00:43:07,604 --> 00:43:11,937 Can I get anybody Anything to drink? 912 00:43:11,970 --> 00:43:13,637 Beer, 913 00:43:20,004 --> 00:43:22,704 Another slammerino, 914 00:43:22,737 --> 00:43:27,070 Your date, 915 00:43:45,637 --> 00:43:47,037 Hi, 916 00:43:49,404 --> 00:43:52,370 Where did ioki Go for the beers? 917 00:43:52,404 --> 00:43:54,404 Tokyo? 918 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:07,170 Freeze, 65353