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♪ we never thought of finding ♪
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♪ a place where we belong ♪
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♪ don't have to stand alone ♪
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♪ we'll never let you fall ♪
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♪ don't need permission ♪
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♪ to decide what you believe ♪
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♪ you're gonna learn something ♪
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♪ when we meet
You after school ♪
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♪ I said jump! ♪
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♪ down on jump street ♪
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♪ I said jump! ♪
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♪ down on jump street ♪
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♪ your friends will be there ♪
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♪ when your back
Is to the wall ♪
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♪ you'll find you need us ♪
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♪ 'cause there's no
One else to call ♪
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♪ when it looks hopeless ♪
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♪ a decision's what you need ♪
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♪ you better be ready ♪
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♪ 'cause you're
Running out of time ♪
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♪ I said jump! ♪
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♪ 21 jump street! ♪
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Jenko: speeding right along...
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Apparently somebody is trying
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To relocate south central
High school one room at a time.
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Last night was the fourth b & e
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In the same amount of months.
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No forced entry.
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No busted windows.
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Burglary says it
Smacks of an inside gig...
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One kid gets a set
Of master keys.
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Next thing, half the
School's drinking free sodas.
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On top of that
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Some teacher's
Getting free roses
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From some secret admirer.
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Check it out, hanson
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Before the kids walk
Into an empty schoolhouse.
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Got any suspects?
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My best bet is a guy
Named jeffrey stone.
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Sells everything
From hot records
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To tickets to the
Boss's concerts...
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Third row center.
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How do I get close?
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I don't know.
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Ask him to a rock
Concert, I guess.
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Anything else?
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Could you clear me on a
Couple extra lunch hours?
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I got that physical exam today.
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Hey, terrific, harry.
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So you're taking
Your sergeant's exam...
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Sergeant h.T. Ioki.
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I can dig it, man.
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Study hard and fast,
Harry, and good luck.
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Oh, terrific.
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No jack.
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Yo! Flat tire!
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Hey, flat tire!
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Anybody want to stop here?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Looks like you
Could use some help.
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Yeah, I could.
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My tire's flat.
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Only on the bottom.
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You wouldn't have
A jack, would you?
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I know a jack, but
I don't have a jack.
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Big guy, dark hair
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Eats with his
Fingers, lousy dancer.
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Different jack.
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Lucky you.
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Here...
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Welcome to the '80s.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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There should be enough
Left to fill up the bottom.
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Give my regards to jack.
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Oh, I can't.
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I don't see him anymore.
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Then can I make this up to you?
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What did you have in mind?
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I don't know.
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At least let me
Fix your next flat.
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Then who knows... Lunch
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A house in the suburbs
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Possibly a kid when we're ready.
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I'm not planning
On having one soon.
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A kid or a flat?
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Both... No jack.
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Are you taking applications?
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Have another flat,
And I'll let you know.
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Susan chadwick.
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I'm in the book
Under auto repair.
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Albert: weintraub
Wants to see you.
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That's a hot tip.
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To think some people
Think you're an idiot.
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Nice work, albert.
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This from your
Post-tardo period?
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You punks, all you
Do is make work for me.
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And don't you call me "Albert."
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That's right.
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It's janowitz.
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That's polish for
Janitor, right?
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You still want it?
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Want what?
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The compact disc
Player, mr. Janitor.
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I only got two left.
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They're very chic.
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They make for a great gift item
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If you want to impress
Your girlfriend.
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That is, if you
Have a girlfriend.
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Relax.
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I'll give it to mine.
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Have a nice day.
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Weintraub: any idea
Who the artist is?
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Jeffrey: graffiti art
Is all the rage now.
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A guy in new york sells
This crap by the ton.
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Personally, I'm a
Performance artist.
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You know, hanging upside down
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With a hammer in my
Mouth over dry ice.
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Sorry.
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Hand over my hall pass.
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I'd hate to miss
Chadwick's english class.
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No, stone.
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This morning, let's
Change the routine a little.
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Sit down.
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How are you spending your
Time at night, you working?
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Neither of your first
Period teachers can remember
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When they saw you in class last.
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It's hard for a night
Person to work days.
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What do you do at night?
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Same thing as anybody else.
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I just do it a little longer.
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Ms. Chadwick found this
Rose on her desk this morning.
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Coincidentally, the school
Was burglarized again last night.
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Try merlin olsen.
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Maybe an f.T.D.
Cupid's gone bad.
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You're a smart kid, stone.
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Don't screw up your
Life over a few kicks.
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Look, man, if you're accusing me
Of something, have me arrested.
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Otherwise, you're
Depriving me of an education.
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You want some
Excitement in your life?
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Try out for the basketball team.
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Your brother loved it.
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Did him a lot of good.
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Maybe I can get
Lost in cambodia, too.
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Zero hero, man.
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Chadwick: his imagery and rhythms
Are still considered today
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Some of the most urgent
In contemporary poetry.
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Take a few minutes to
Read this short work
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And read it a couple of times
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Paying specific attention
To his layers of imagery
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And how those
Images collectively
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Build to their own
Inner conclusions.
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Don't you think you
Should have called first?
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I mean, this is a little...
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Embarrassing?
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I'll say.
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Looks like I'm sort
Of in your class.
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Oh, listen...
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It's okay.
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You don't have to say a thing.
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Forget about it.
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I'm just a guy with a flat tire
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And you've got a class to teach.
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So...
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So...
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Yeah.
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Class, this is tom gilmore.
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He's a new student here.
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Tom, I'm ms. Chadwick.
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Pleased to meet
You, ms. Chadwick.
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Okay, so here you go.
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Help yourself to
Any available seat.
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Sorry, ms. Chadwick.
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It's these aliens.
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You can't rely on
Them for anything.
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They were supposed to have
Me back on earth in time for class
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But it took a while to unhook
The life support system.
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How are you...
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Thank you, jeffrey.
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I'm sure we're all amused.
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I wonder, can we
Hold an english class?
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Let's read the poem
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And we'll discuss it at
Ten minutes past the hour.
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Psst.
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Van halen, dude.
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Absolutely live
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Absolutely the last two tickets.
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Where did you get them?
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I've been looking all over town.
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Don't grab.
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We are a civilized people.
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If you want them,
They're yours...
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Eighty bucks.
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Can you front me?
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Front you?
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Van halen, dude.
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I'll take 'em... 70
Bucks right now.
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Seventy-five.
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Seventy bucks.
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The man knows his music.
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This is an english
Class, not an auction.
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I heard the good news.
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What good news is that?
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That you've got
A secret admirer.
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Someone brought you flowers
Last night, ms. Chadwick?
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Hey, negotiator.
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You still want them for 70?
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Sixty now.
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Market gets soft
After the bell rings.
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Don't try to outgun
A gunner, ace.
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Merry christmas.
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Free?
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Why?
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This way I win.
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It's like a bank giving
Away free toasters.
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You know, new customers and all.
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So you got a girlfriend?
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Maybe.
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I got a compact disc player.
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Makes for a great gift item.
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No, thanks.
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My girlfriend thinks
I'm a great gift item.
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Zeno's, tonight, at 7:00, right?
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I'll buy you a drink.
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Doesn't a hotshot
Like you have friends?
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Depends on what
They're selling for.
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If you need an I.D.
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I got a department
That handles that, too.
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Most of these other jerks
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Are just waiting for the prom.
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You need someone
To show you around
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Before you end up buying
Some dog a corsage.
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Later.
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Lazzar: kids have had crushes
On their teachers forever.
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It's nothing to worry about.
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Up a few more
Inches on your side.
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Perfect.
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This is more than just a crush.
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I can see it in his eyes.
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And with that
Burglary last night
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And the rose on my desk...
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Susan, your class
Is the only one
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Jeffrey attends
With any regularity.
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If I take him out now
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I'm afraid he'll just
Stop coming to school.
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I like jeffrey.
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He's a bright kid.
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I had him as a sophomore.
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His folks split up then.
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He took it pretty hard.
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Too bad kyle isn't here.
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He'd have been a good influence.
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Handsome boy. Very popular.
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You'd have liked him.
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All-american
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Wasn't he, albert?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Basketball state
Champions my senior year.
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Come on, susan.
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Didn't you ever have
A crush on a teacher?
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Mine was mr. Peterson...
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Eighth-grade biology.
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Lucky guy.
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See you in the morning.
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Yeah, thanks.
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No disrespect to
Ms. Lazzar, but...
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He wasn't such a hotshot...
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Stone's older brother, kyle.
270
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,680
Believe me.
271
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,349
And all mouth, both of them.
272
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,104
Must be hereditary.
273
00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:19,807
If that little punk gives
You any more trouble
274
00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:21,075
I'll handle him.
275
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,772
Hi.
276
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,407
Hi.
277
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,211
Got something for you.
278
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,480
I wouldn't want to owe you
279
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,065
When it comes to
Midterms, you know.
280
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,796
Okay, so we're even.
281
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:52,756
And listen, thanks a
Lot for... You know.
282
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,579
It could have been real
Embarrassing for me.
283
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,732
I came on pretty
Hard, and I'm a teacher.
284
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:06,637
Yes, ma'am, and I'm just a kid
In your class with a flat tire.
285
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,708
Yep, I guess you are.
286
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,844
I'll see you later,
Ms. Chadwick.
287
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,730
You know...
288
00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,931
I didn't figure you
For a van halen fan.
289
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,117
And I didn't figure you
290
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,986
For a teacher, either.
291
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,456
Good-bye.
292
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,657
Bye.
293
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,546
Looking for something, or...
294
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,915
Just want to see
If the thing works?
295
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,190
Have you got any money?
296
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,507
Yeah... Why?
297
00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:35,760
Did you spend all yours
Out replacing pajamas?
298
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,780
No, wiseacre,
299
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:39,313
I'll be out of
Town all next week
300
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,015
And I thought you
Might get hungry.
301
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:48,623
Look, you kids...
Don't wait up for me.
302
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:49,690
Remember,
303
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,025
Tomorrow's a school day.
304
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,426
Where are you going?
305
00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,128
Out.
306
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,479
Where's out?
307
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,697
Not in.
308
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,056
Nice place.
309
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,557
Terrific service.
310
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,559
I'll bet the escargot
Is excellent.
311
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,062
You want friendly,
Go to pizza hut.
312
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,563
Whoa.
313
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,366
Bizarre seats for
The u2 concert.
314
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,535
Jeffrey, I'm a happy girl.
315
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,604
Who's your friend?
316
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,256
Karla, like, I'm
Happy you're happy
317
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,424
But I'm busy.
318
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,659
I'm karla.
319
00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:01,028
Stop by and ruin me.
320
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,107
Forget it.
321
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:03,798
The chick's a poster child
322
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,149
For ludes.
323
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:08,068
Did you bring it?
324
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,596
My boyfriend's going to go nuts.
325
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,165
Your boyfriend is nuts.
326
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,649
A great gift item.
327
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,714
You lost out, man.
328
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,099
That was my last one.
329
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:28,617
Your girlfriend
Would have loved it.
330
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,407
I'll buy her a corsage.
331
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,809
This place stinks.
332
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,761
Finish your beer,
And let's hit the road.
333
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:37,381
I don't drink.
334
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,699
Stone: that's chadwick.
335
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,207
She likes to read in bed.
336
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,159
Hanson: what do you do?
337
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,560
You spy on her?
338
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:54,582
A man's got to have
His hobbies, gilmore.
339
00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:02,974
Where are we going?
340
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,358
Relax, gilmore.
341
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,661
I'm driving this tour bus.
342
00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:09,614
Well, so far the tour stinks.
343
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,817
Then let's go
Someplace with a view.
344
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,252
Okay.
345
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,355
Close it up, gilmore.
346
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,364
If ever you need to change
An attendance record
347
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,833
A grade, whatever
348
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,336
You push back these four screws.
349
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,805
You pull up the
Exhaust fan cover
350
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,240
Bammo, you're in.
351
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,925
Follow me.
352
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,346
How about this view, huh?
353
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,747
Yeah, it's nice.
354
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,750
What the hell are
We doing up here?
355
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,286
Getting away from down there.
356
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,288
Getting away from what, exactly?
357
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,791
Stuff, gilmore.
358
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,794
Adult paranoia.
359
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,797
State championships.
360
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,599
Senior dances.
361
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,709
Cambodia.
362
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,611
So, what did you get?
363
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,867
What?
364
00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:23,604
Man, who do you think
You're dealing with?
365
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,956
You re-sold those
Van halen tickets.
366
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,358
How did you know that?
367
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,227
Come on, gilmore.
368
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:35,032
You've never listened
To van halen in your life.
369
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,920
I know people.
370
00:20:38,955 --> 00:20:41,289
That's my talent.
371
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:46,210
Some guys are good
With... Basketball.
372
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,046
I'm good with people.
373
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,883
Look, it's all right.
374
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,663
Even if they were a gift.
375
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,069
I don't mind.
376
00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:57,755
Besides...
377
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,741
There ain't nothing
In the book that says
378
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,793
You can't sell
Anything that's yours.
379
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,962
Maybe we can
380
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,180
Go into business together.
381
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,650
You think so, huh?
382
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:13,970
Split all that lunch
Money between us.
383
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,006
Wow.
384
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,873
Concert tickets
385
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,894
C.D.S and anything
Else you can move.
386
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,113
I don't know,
Pretty big-time stuff
387
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,347
But...
388
00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:28,785
It would bore me.
389
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,237
Strike.
390
00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:31,238
Strike?
391
00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:32,239
Yes!
392
00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,419
Strike my eye!
393
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:35,854
I'd need an elevator
To reach that ball!
394
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:36,844
Play ball!
395
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,512
Billy martin, billy martin.
396
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,691
Come on, guys.
397
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,014
Come on, harry.
398
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,382
Penhall: play ball.
399
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,069
Okay, harry, according
To municipal code
400
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,236
No person below
401
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,298
The age of...
402
00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:48,288
Eighteen
403
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:50,435
Will be granted a gun permit
404
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,037
Without written consent
405
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,510
By a parent or guardian.
406
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,412
Hanson: unless they have
407
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,715
A felony conviction
In the last seven years.
408
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,494
I was getting to that part.
409
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,168
Wait for your pitch, harry.
410
00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:05,005
You guys might have
Invented the game
411
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,007
But we perfected it.
412
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:10,094
Yeah, sushi and baseball, right?
413
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,907
How was your concert?
414
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,480
Radical, awesome, like wow?
415
00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:16,433
I've never listened
To van halen in my life.
416
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,269
I got that from an expert.
417
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,038
Jeffrey still might be our guy.
418
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,790
He's a real loner
419
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,226
Part-time junior vampire
420
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,878
Spies on his english
Teacher at night
421
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,014
And hangs out on
The school roof.
422
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,417
Tries to be a hard guy.
423
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,187
Huge campaign, but
Not a lot of votes.
424
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,170
Any priors?
425
00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:38,956
No, just a felony-size
426
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,290
Chip on his shoulder...
427
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,392
Problems at home,
Things like that.
428
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,528
I'm not sure what
He sells is hot.
429
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,997
He thinks I'm a player.
430
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,808
Oh, wait, I didn't order that.
431
00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,143
I did.
432
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,156
Mind if I join you?
433
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,680
Well, actually, I'm a
Little busy right now
434
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,249
And you shouldn't
Be buying me a drink.
435
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,251
I didn't.
436
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,886
I bought it for me.
437
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,654
Besides, it's a coke.
438
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,689
Did you spill the first one?
439
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,558
It's raining.
440
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,625
It's raining?
441
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,328
Oh, great, I walked here.
442
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:21,281
This is a strange place
443
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,228
To be grading papers
444
00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:24,684
Don't you think?
445
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,172
Not considering most are
Written at twisted sister concerts.
446
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,074
You're a twisted sister fan?
447
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:33,444
I thought we were going
To forget our first meeting.
448
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,346
What meeting?
449
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:39,917
I don't want you to have
The wrong impression of me.
450
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,170
To be honest
451
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:45,105
I was attracted to you
452
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:48,241
But it wasn't really
You I was attracted to.
453
00:23:48,277 --> 00:23:50,727
Who was it?
454
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:56,567
There's someone around
Town who looks just like me...
455
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,301
Big guy, dark hair
456
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,665
Eats with his fingers
457
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,933
Lousy dancer.
458
00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:03,974
The worst, terrible.
459
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,343
What I'm trying to say...
460
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,813
Is if things were
Suddenly different
461
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:14,134
And we really were those
Two people back there
462
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:16,587
Who knows, but...
463
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,571
We're not.
464
00:24:17,606 --> 00:24:19,039
I'm your teacher.
465
00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,624
You're my student.
466
00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,094
Teacher, student, see?
467
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,396
Okay, fine
468
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:29,266
But the next time I get
A flat tire, don't stop
469
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,401
And if you do...
470
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,087
Don't be so damn cute.
471
00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:35,438
Darn cute.
472
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:41,311
I bet you're going to grow
Up to be a biology teacher.
473
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:44,881
I am grown up.
474
00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:50,237
Look, ms. Chadwick,
I walked in the door
475
00:24:50,272 --> 00:24:52,072
I saw you sitting here
476
00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:55,075
I thought I'd
Come by and say hi.
477
00:24:55,111 --> 00:24:56,409
That was all.
478
00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:58,011
Just relax, okay?
479
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,987
A biology teacher?
480
00:25:16,698 --> 00:25:19,844
There's just one more
Thing I should ask you
481
00:25:19,868 --> 00:25:23,053
Strictly student to teacher.
482
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:27,157
Is this why I found roquefort
Dressing on my book report?
483
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,861
Probably.
484
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,096
Thank you.
485
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,717
Thanks again for the ride.
486
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:01,763
It's flu season.
487
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,464
You should be careful.
488
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:05,255
I had fun.
489
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,473
Thanks.
490
00:27:06,508 --> 00:27:08,341
Good night.
491
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,394
Good night.
492
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,296
You know...
493
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,900
There's something
About you that doesn't fit.
494
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,704
Maybe you don't have
All the pieces yet.
495
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,539
Oh, really?
496
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,107
Really.
497
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,288
You have a date for the prom?
498
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,646
Seven years ago, thank you.
499
00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:24,150
Hey, never work that
Deep without a snorkel.
500
00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:26,419
You can damage the brain.
501
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,938
According to municipal code
502
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:30,757
A quarry located
Within the city limits
503
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,444
Must be enclosed with
A wooden or wire fence...
504
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,558
Not less than six feet
505
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:37,875
Above the existing grate.
506
00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:38,865
Don't worry.
507
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,478
We don't have quarries.
508
00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:41,468
Relax.
509
00:28:41,503 --> 00:28:42,920
How's it going?
510
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,721
I breezed through my written.
511
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,039
Got my oral thursday
512
00:28:46,074 --> 00:28:50,294
And after that sergeant ioki.
513
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:53,296
Jenk wants to see
You in his office.
514
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,699
They hit again last night.
515
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,902
Two thousand dollars'
Worth of desk calculators.
516
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,837
Terrific.
517
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:07,611
Jenko, I'm sorry.
518
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,614
I never thought he'd
Hit again this soon.
519
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,616
It just doesn't make any sense.
520
00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:15,018
Guys who camp out
On school rooftops
521
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,698
Don't usually make much sense.
522
00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:19,690
I thought I needed
To give him some room.
523
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,736
Well, you gave him room.
524
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,938
The school principal
525
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,940
Is screaming at
Our guys downtown.
526
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,214
Because of our
Crackerjack protection
527
00:29:27,249 --> 00:29:30,317
He'll be forced to hire
An outside security firm.
528
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,085
Talk like that, pal
529
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,205
Can put our jump street
Program right into the toilet.
530
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,398
So, what was our rooftop
Romeo up to last night?
531
00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:48,735
A little window-peeping
On the teacher?
532
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:54,458
What does she look like, anyway?
533
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,727
Oh, she's...
534
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,931
I wasn't with stone last night.
535
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,182
I was... Out.
536
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,750
Where's "Out"?
537
00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,035
Out, out.
538
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:09,305
I had something
To eat with a friend.
539
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,524
And who might that be, sport?
540
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,343
What do you mean, who?
541
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:16,613
I don't mean the who,
As in the rock group.
542
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,649
I mean, what party
Were you with?
543
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:22,802
Now we know it
Wasn't our man stone
544
00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:26,273
As he was obviously occupied.
545
00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:29,075
I was with my...
546
00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,590
English teacher.
547
00:30:31,614 --> 00:30:33,597
Ah, the teacher.
548
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,067
I hope you had a swell time.
549
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:38,935
I tried.
550
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,971
Uh-huh, I bet you did.
551
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,606
Diagram a few sentences, bub?
552
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,392
I'm sorry.
553
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,610
Hey, hey, you're a person.
554
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,279
You don't have to apologize
555
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,114
For having a personal life.
556
00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:53,400
You should just
Remember to have it
557
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,162
On your yearly
Two-week vacation.
558
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,055
If you think you
Still have a case
559
00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,191
Maybe you should go
Pick up your buddy stone.
560
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,726
Yeah.
561
00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,345
Okey-dokey.
562
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,230
Okey-doke.
563
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,936
Chekhov, in addition to
His many contributions
564
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,471
To the world of theater...
565
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,123
Which, as I'm sure you all know
566
00:31:17,158 --> 00:31:18,892
Have received
Worldwide recognition...
567
00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:21,378
Was also a respected essayist...
568
00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:23,997
Excuse me a second.
569
00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:35,091
No, jeffrey isn't
In class today.
570
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,043
Was there a rose
On your desk today?
571
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,378
Yes.
572
00:31:38,414 --> 00:31:41,414
But I'm sure it's just
A harmless crush.
573
00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:42,432
"Harmless crush"?
574
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,767
The guy's a thief.
575
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,435
Albert, I'll handle this.
576
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,804
Would you come
With us, ms. Chadwick?
577
00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,509
Sir, I really don't
Think it's fair
578
00:31:57,533 --> 00:31:59,410
To just search a
Student's locker.
579
00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:01,401
It's not only
Unfair, it's illegal.
580
00:32:01,436 --> 00:32:03,403
Tom, please stay out of this.
581
00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:04,738
I'm already into it.
582
00:32:04,773 --> 00:32:06,573
Return to class
Or get detention.
583
00:32:06,608 --> 00:32:07,624
Open it.
584
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,491
Don't do this!
585
00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,342
Tom...
586
00:32:09,377 --> 00:32:11,105
I have to ask you not to open
587
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,595
Jeffrey stone's locker.
588
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,833
I'm a police officer.
589
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,104
That was one of
The pieces missing.
590
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,641
What the hell is going on here?
591
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,577
Opening that locker is
Illegal search and seizure.
592
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,662
Weintraub: a cop?
593
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,463
Why wasn't I notified?
594
00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:32,015
Then it's not undercover.
595
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:33,950
You're harassing
The student body?
596
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:36,119
No, I pretty much stay away
597
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,899
From the student bodies.
598
00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:38,772
Open it.
599
00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:40,223
Not without probable cause.
600
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,692
What happened last
Night is cause enough.
601
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:45,528
Albert saw stone's
Car in the parking lot
602
00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,591
Before he opened the school.
603
00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,126
Janowitz: he was
Slinking these hallways.
604
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:51,234
I turned around
And he drives away.
605
00:32:53,655 --> 00:32:54,832
Weintraub: I want
Stone arrested.
606
00:32:54,856 --> 00:32:55,950
Hanson: no!
607
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,374
I have every right...
608
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,042
Let me do my job!
609
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,543
Don't be an idiot.
610
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:01,544
Stone: I don't know.
611
00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:04,447
That's asking a lot.
612
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,399
Stone: something
I can do for you?
613
00:33:06,434 --> 00:33:08,151
Need tickets to van halen?
614
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,806
Tell you what, I'll trade you
615
00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:14,658
Two front row center seats
616
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,127
For a stack of
Signed hall passes.
617
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,595
Open it.
618
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,230
Why?
619
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,833
Open your locker, jeff.
620
00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:26,335
Get a guy some fake I.D.
621
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,603
And wham, he starts
622
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,500
Giving orders like an adult.
623
00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,958
This one's not fake.
624
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,614
Why, you narc blossom.
625
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:41,351
Very smooth routine, gilmore.
626
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,553
Very smooth indeed.
627
00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:47,557
For a while there, I
Thought you were just a jerk
628
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,220
But you're a professional jerk
629
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,377
Right?
630
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,278
gilmore?
631
00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:54,381
Bet you that isn't
Even your real name.
632
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,801
Open your locker, son.
633
00:33:57,836 --> 00:34:00,036
Not without a warrant.
634
00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,322
Even the cub scout here
635
00:34:02,357 --> 00:34:03,940
Will tell you that.
636
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,044
But then again
637
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,648
I'll get a kick out
Of embarrassing him.
638
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,316
Oh, come on.
639
00:34:30,351 --> 00:34:32,018
Would you please...
640
00:34:32,053 --> 00:34:35,705
Oh, this is the best
Part for you, gilmore.
641
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,756
Right?
642
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:37,757
Right.
643
00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:38,837
That's not my merchandise.
644
00:34:38,861 --> 00:34:39,826
It's too cheap.
645
00:34:39,862 --> 00:34:42,062
You only deal in quality items.
646
00:34:42,097 --> 00:34:43,691
Stone: that's right.
647
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:47,033
Come on, you guys
Can do better than this.
648
00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:50,303
Try at least for a
Class-a felony, huh?
649
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,537
Get him out of here.
650
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,850
You're under arrest.
651
00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,340
I didn't do it.
652
00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:56,687
"You have the right
To remain silent.
653
00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:57,677
"Anything you say
654
00:34:57,712 --> 00:35:00,012
"Can and will be
Used against you
655
00:35:00,048 --> 00:35:02,131
"In a court of law.
656
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,450
"You have the right
To an attorney.
657
00:35:04,485 --> 00:35:06,419
If you give up that right..."
658
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,708
Would it make any difference
659
00:35:17,732 --> 00:35:19,844
If I told you I didn't do it?
660
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,835
Thanks for bailing me out.
661
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,271
If I wasn't going to
London tomorrow
662
00:35:24,306 --> 00:35:26,940
I'd have let you
Spend the night there.
663
00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:28,119
I didn't do it.
664
00:35:28,143 --> 00:35:29,143
Don't lie.
665
00:35:29,178 --> 00:35:30,143
I don't lie.
666
00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,189
Why should I?
667
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,545
You don't even listen.
668
00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:36,649
I'm angry that you were
Dumb enough to get caught.
669
00:35:36,685 --> 00:35:38,084
Right.
670
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:40,487
If you turn a profit,
Protect the bottom line.
671
00:35:40,522 --> 00:35:44,162
Maybe next time there
Won't be a bottom line.
672
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,310
How about if there's
Even no next time?
673
00:35:58,157 --> 00:35:59,456
Hi.
674
00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:01,775
Can I explain?
675
00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:03,042
No.
676
00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:04,310
Ms. Chadwick...
677
00:36:04,345 --> 00:36:06,863
Don't call me ms. Chadwick.
678
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,138
You lied to me.
679
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,833
No, I misled you.
680
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,403
I was only doing my job.
681
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:14,371
Oh, "Your job."
682
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,239
Emotionally ripping off
683
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:20,677
And humiliating kids
Like jeffrey stone.
684
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,196
Is this part of your job, too?
685
00:36:23,231 --> 00:36:24,447
A pretty nice gift
686
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,849
But I don't impress that easy.
687
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,796
I didn't give you this.
688
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,788
Cute card, but you
Spelled lord byron wrong.
689
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,790
When did you get it?
690
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:36,776
It was on my doorstep
When I got home.
691
00:36:36,811 --> 00:36:37,794
Nice touch.
692
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:39,663
Reminds me of tenth grade.
693
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,799
Jeffrey would have
Given me van halen tickets.
694
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,469
One of his nightly stops
Was your bedroom window
695
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,905
To watch you pick out underwear.
696
00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:49,973
What?
697
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,040
Yeah.
698
00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,643
But he didn't give you this.
699
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,056
He was sold out two nights ago
700
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,216
And he's been in jail
Since this afternoon.
701
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,217
Who did?
702
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,552
Not me.
703
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,820
And all the roses?
704
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:08,925
Now, those I wish I
Did give you, you know.
705
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,815
What do you do?
706
00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:18,151
Go from high school
To high school
707
00:37:18,186 --> 00:37:19,919
Picking up your
English teachers?
708
00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:20,972
Hey...
709
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,056
I was the one with a flat tire.
710
00:37:24,092 --> 00:37:26,559
You were the one
Without the jack.
711
00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:28,060
Fifty-fifty, huh?
712
00:37:28,096 --> 00:37:30,196
Sixty-forty, I'm irresistible.
713
00:37:30,232 --> 00:37:31,197
And off duty.
714
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,265
How about you?
715
00:37:35,937 --> 00:37:37,915
Boys didn't kiss like this
716
00:37:37,939 --> 00:37:39,917
When I was in high school.
717
00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:41,241
It's a good thing.
718
00:37:41,276 --> 00:37:42,942
You never would have graduated.
719
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,469
What's wrong?
720
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,558
If I didn't give you that
Compact disc player
721
00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:01,144
And stone didn't give it to you
722
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,747
Maybe he didn't give
You the roses either.
723
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,766
Maybe someone else did.
724
00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:09,185
Okay, maybe.
725
00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:12,789
Which means maybe I
Busted the wrong guy.
726
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,754
That's my brother's trophy
727
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,907
albert.
728
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,942
Keep your hands off of it.
729
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,495
I was just cleaning it.
730
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,881
Clean the windows, but stay
Away from my brother's stuff.
731
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,334
What are you doing here?
732
00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:43,052
Good question.
733
00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:45,989
What are you doing here?
734
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,824
Bet you thought I was in jail.
735
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,060
You don't know what it's like
736
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,896
To have a rich
Father, do you, albert?
737
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:59,435
I got to tell you, you're a
Lousy basketball player.
738
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,937
I've been watching you.
739
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,423
You're as bad as when
You played with my brother.
740
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,425
You still stink.
741
00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,046
You set me up, you goof.
742
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,749
It was you, man.
743
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,118
You see, I hang around here.
744
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,653
Keeps me away from out there.
745
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,724
I see everything.
746
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,926
I saw it all.
747
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,595
You stealing stuff.
748
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:31,567
I figured, it's none
Of my business.
749
00:39:31,602 --> 00:39:33,970
Till I got busted for it.
750
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,005
What are you talking about?
751
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,119
Playing dumb?
752
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,454
You're good at that, albert.
753
00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:43,958
You're the one that
Put stuff in my locker.
754
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:47,517
You put the roses
On ms. Chadwick's desk.
755
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,851
I'm going to tell.
756
00:39:50,739 --> 00:39:53,890
Old man weintraub, the cops
757
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:57,259
Even pretty little
Miss chadwick.
758
00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:00,329
Don't tell her anything, kyle!
759
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,065
"Kyle"?
760
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:06,536
That's my brother's
Name, you tardo.
761
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,439
Don't tell me you
Don't remember him.
762
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,108
He got you bumped to the bench.
763
00:40:12,144 --> 00:40:15,278
Bet you chadwick would love him.
764
00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,380
You tell her, I'll kill you!
765
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,698
You?
766
00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:21,367
You can barely
Even mop these halls.
767
00:40:21,403 --> 00:40:22,952
Pal, you're a tardo!
768
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:27,123
My brother said
You had bad moves.
769
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,405
Yeah, kyle, big shot!
770
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,739
You got to play!
771
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,752
I got to ride the bench!
772
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,510
I'm not kyle!
773
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,045
Drop it, janowitz, now!
774
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,034
No!
775
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,599
The guys who go
To the playoffs...
776
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,588
They get the girls.
777
00:41:54,445 --> 00:42:00,083
They get a chance to win.
778
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,451
They get a life.
779
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,007
The guys who are on the bench...
780
00:42:10,812 --> 00:42:13,329
They stay there forever.
781
00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:44,894
Thanks.
782
00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,196
What about the
Other stuff... Stolen?
783
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,699
I bought it.
784
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,983
Why?
785
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:53,286
Why not?
786
00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:58,674
Look, just for the record
787
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:01,310
I wasn't spying on ms. Chadwick.
788
00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:05,681
I was trying to get up
Enough nerve to ask her out.
789
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,151
You beat me to it.
790
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,353
I guess I did.
791
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:15,240
Very smooth routine, gilmore.
792
00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:17,693
Very smooth.
793
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,394
I'm impressed.
794
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,113
Remind me...
795
00:43:21,148 --> 00:43:23,282
I owe you a couple good seats
796
00:43:23,318 --> 00:43:25,735
Next time springsteen
Comes in town.
797
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,853
You got it.
798
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,640
I'll see you.
799
00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:32,841
Yeah.
800
00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:55,331
Okay, kyle...
801
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,034
This one's for you.
802
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,718
Hey, lizard breath!
803
00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:18,281
Didn't you see me?
804
00:44:18,305 --> 00:44:19,922
Huh?
805
00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:21,935
You got a driver's license?
806
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,509
Geez, get out of here!
807
00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:30,918
Ioki: everybody
Drives like a maniac.
808
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,360
An officer cannot engage
809
00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:46,032
In direct or indirect
Ownership of the...
810
00:44:46,067 --> 00:44:47,711
Oral test, oral test.
811
00:44:47,735 --> 00:44:50,702
Around the corner,
Sixth floor elevator.
812
00:44:50,738 --> 00:44:56,058
Ioki: a convicted felon may
Not be issued a gun permit...
813
00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,662
Harry truman ioki?
814
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,664
Yes.
815
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,310
You're ready for your exam?
816
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,334
Yes.
817
00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:10,172
My driver's license.
818
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,947
Hi.
819
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,583
Can I buy you a drink?
820
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,838
Why don't we just stay in?
53895
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