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Shut up!

Shut up!

Father: what do you want?

Ask your little No-color choirboy.

You owe me six grand.

Kenny, you know these boys?

Look, guys, I'll get it.

I just need more time.

Keep him away from me, huh?

I feel like a child molester.

Oh!

Nice work, kid.

Captain: department's got An undercover program.

Every year we take Young-looking officers...

Young-looking ones we Think can handle the pressure.

We teach them to Be teenagers again.

We send them to high schools That can use a man undercover.

No, thanks.

This or a desk job until You look old enough

To be a cop.

This is not a real impressive Completion record, bauer.

Seems like at wilcox high you Threw a lot of interceptions.

Kenny: come on, waxer.

Leave me alone, man.

You're going to like It here at amherst, boy.

You're going to like it A lot, if you like dying.

♪ we never thought of finding ♪

♪ a place where we belong ♪

♪ don't have to stand alone ♪

♪ we'll never let you fall ♪

♪ don't need permission ♪

♪ to decide what you believe ♪

♪ you're gonna learn something ♪

♪ when we meet You after school ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ your friends will be there ♪

♪ when your back Is to the wall ♪

♪ you'll find you need us ♪

♪ 'cause there's no One else to call ♪

♪ when it looks hopeless a Decision's what you need ♪

♪ you better be ready 'cause You're running out of time ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ 21 jump street! ♪

Jenko: kyle rote, Baby... New york giants.

Great runner.

Guys, can we talk?

Open.

Penhall.

Interception... All right!

Guys, I'd really like to get...

He held his teeth like This when he ran... Kyle.

I used to imitate him when I Was playing in high school...

Guys, can we get Down to business here?

Guys, I'd really like To take care of this.

Huh?

Well, according to procedure, I'm supposed to debrief.

"Procedure"? Hey, man,

I hate that word.

It sounds... Republican Or something.

I am a republican.

Yeah, it figures.

Okay, time's up, gang.

I bet this is the only Precinct in the department

That has recess.

Whoo, consider It a break, buddy.

15 years ago,

I'd have had everybody Meditate for an hour.

Jenko: okay, buckaroos,

Let's tell jenko Daddio what went down

At the schoolhouse today.

In case anybody's Baby gets constipated?

You wish, man.

The stuff hasn't even Taken its first step.

I thought parker center Wasn't fronting you

The buy money till thursday.

Bureaucracy waits For no junkie, jack.

I got two large out Of hoffs' reserve.

But the suspect

Let me take the rest of it.

This guy's not too bright.

Good going, harry.

I'll file a warrant In the morning...

We'll pick the creep up.

And I share

The collar, right?

What?

Hey, tojo, it was my two grand.

Jenko: hanson, you stay

Out of trouble today?

Notes?

You related to steve garvey?

6:45 am.

Reported to jump street Headquarters for roll call.

Captain jenko...

I think we got That part, hanson.

We were there, remember?

Arrived amherst High school at 8:37

And immediately Had an altercation

With tyrell thompson.

Altercation took place Over proprietorship

Of a parking spot.

No shots fired.

Oh, good thing, hanson...

You didn't have a gun.

Thompson is commonly Known as "Waxer."

He is a repeat offender.

I got that from juvenile...

They know all about him.

And I'm almost Certain that waxer's

One of the suspects From that 211

That officer dunnigan And I investigated last week.

One-adam-twelve, One-adam-twelve,

211 going to 415, Know what I mean.

Get to the point!

One of the victims, Kenneth weckerle

Is a student at amherst.

Was observed by this officer

Being extorted by Tyrell thompson.

I think that means squeezed.

Apparently, weckerle owes Thompson a lot of money.

For what?

That's what he'll find out.

I can't believe It's a coincidence

I was put into the school

That kenny weckerle goes to.

No, I tend to doubt It, too, hanson

Unless you think I just got Off tour with the monkees.

Of course it wasn't an accident.

I thought it would be Time for you to cool out...

Not go in there rousting Everybody in study hall.

If kenny made me as a cop

It would have Blown both the case

And my cover.

Hey, man, never happen.

Nah.

Look...

You and ioki put a 24-hour Stakeout on this kid.

And harry, I guess you'd Better take your car.

Why?

Jenko: so kenny Wecker-wenker-whatsit

Doesn't recognize Your hotshot '68

From the parking lot,

comprende?

Okay, class dismissed.

Ioki: I learned how to speak English by watching dragnet reruns.

I thought a "Stakeout"

Was how you got a sirloin to go.

Don't ask me what I thought "Assume the position" meant.

Man, I hate this.

I don't know... We're in the field.

I enjoy it.

You would.

You're all cop, aren't you?

Like your old man.

I heard he was pretty hot.

He won the medal of valor

And everything.

What did he win it for?

Getting killed.

Woman: ♪ lock the doors, ignore The kids and look the other way ♪

♪ is that just the way we live Our lives in this day and age? ♪

♪ we all are prisoners ♪

♪ watching our world decline ♪

♪ god only help us while we're Livin' it up on borrowed time ♪

♪ 'cause we're not Gonna change ♪

♪ we just find Someone else to blame ♪

♪ what a shame, what a shame, What a shame, what a shame ♪

♪ ho-oh ♪

♪ father, mother... ♪

Some collar... The Kid's a newspaper boy.

I don't believe it.

The little jerk's Doing smash-and-grabs.

Ioki: all right, time To goose the deuce.

Woman: ♪ is that just The way of the world? ♪

♪ we all deny it ♪

♪ but who's gonna fight it? ♪

♪ well, that's just The way of the... ♪

♪ that's just the way of... ♪

Hanson: go easy, ioki.

We're just supposed To follow him.

Ioki: it's a 459.

I need the collar.

Hoffs got half of my last one.

♪ tell me what you see ♪

♪ everyone's so dysfunctional ♪

♪ find yourselves on talk tv ♪

♪ more and more flip the dial ♪

♪ look what's on ♪

♪ I'm gonna get by ♪

♪ life, liberty, the Pursuit of lies, lies, lies ♪

♪ sound bites have misled ♪

♪ the mantras fill our head... ♪

Woman: ♪ father, mother, Sister and brother ♪

♪ is that just the Way of the world? ♪

♪ modern healers ♪

♪ wheelers and dealers ♪

♪ is that just the Way of the world? ♪

♪ oh-oh ♪

♪ we all deny it... ♪

Pull over, it's one of ours.

But he's getting away.

Woman: ♪ that's just The way of the... ♪

♪ that's just the Way of the world ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

Okay, get your hands Where I can see them

And freeze.

Don't shoot. I'm a cop.

Says who?

Says me.

Hanson.

I should have known.

I didn't recognize you

Without the bandage On your partner's nose.

Teacher: the meter or the rhyme Of a well-written sentence

Gives us, the writer, the Poetic platform to in fact launch

The literary passion that We, the writers, intend.

Can anyone tell Me another reason

We might choose to Diagram a sentence?

Anyone?

Just raise your hand.

David gobal?

Huh?

Good morning, mr. Gobal.

Might you tell the Rest of the class

Why we might want To diagram a sentence?

So you can draw a salary?

I'll take that, mr. Bauer.

I'm sure the rest of the class Is breathless with interest

Concerning your liaison.

Read it aloud.

Come on, man.

It's personal.

I'm not your "Man," mr. Bauer.

Read it, or get ready for Extra innings with mr. Shaffer.

"Dear tom

"I hope you're enjoying Mr. Lamb's lecture

"On diagramming Sentences as much as I am.

If you need any Help, I'll be glad..."

"Hi. My name is wendy, And I love to party.

"I'll meet you after school.

If you have a car, Tell me where it's at."

Oh, brilliantly Written, miss byers.

But in my classroom

We like to refrain

From ending a sentence With a preposition.

"If you have a car, Tell me where it's at"?

Help her out, mr. Bauer.

It's in the lot, a Blue '68 mustang.

With the prepositional Problem at the end

Of the sentence, genius.

For example...

If you were to ask me

Where the cafeteria is at

How would you ask it properly?

Where's the cafeteria at, schmo?

I have been filled In on your potential

As a problem here at amherst.

In my own way, I'd Like to contribute

To your rehabilitation.

Instead of giving You a week's detention

I prefer a more civil approach.

Welcome to the drama club.

I'm going to be Directing rip van winkle.

If you don't come Out for the play

I'm sure jake shaffer can assign You a more barbaric reprisal.

Look, wendy, I think You're nice and all, but...

Thanks. My mom Thinks I'm a tramp.

So I like guys.

It's normal.

I got a lot of hormonal Activity going on.

She makes me watch These things on public tv...

About teenage pregnancy And venereal disease.

I don't do that.

Except I have this friend...

I won't tell you her name.

Okay... It's sheila.

She thought that she had herpes

But it was just a cold sore.

Are cold sores like herpes?

Absolutely. Same.

Do you really have a mustang?

Yeah.

Where did you get it?

It was my dad's.

Mine drives a chrysler.

Yours must be really cool.

Yeah, he was.

Look, wendy...

I already, uh... Have a girlfriend.

Lucky girl.

Who?

Your girlfriend. You're a great kisser.

I didn't want you To go through life

Without at least one.

Hey, pal.

That's my girlfriend.

Lucky guy. She's a great kisser.

For this year's school Dramatic presentation

I have selected rip van winkle.

My fellow thespians

rip van winkle is An american classic.

I ain't no thesbian, mr. Lamb.

No way, man, you're a homo.

All right, class...

Glad that you can Make it, mr. Bauer.

I got hung up with rona barrett.

She figures I'll be Bigger than paul newman.

Maybe I should Give you the lead.

No, I'm kidding.

Fortunately for Washington irving

So was I.

Kenny... Kenny!

If you would...

Could you please read the Play with butch cassidy here?

Kenny weckerle, tom bauer.

This play stinks.

Can't we do something With "Death" in the title?

Uh-oh.

What are you, a hypnotist?

Quit staring, huh?

Where do you want to start?

I... I don't know.

I don't know the play.

You're lucky.

The thing could Cure an insomniac.

Hey, do I know you?

No. I'm new.

I know I know you, man.

No, you couldn't.

See, I'm from wilcox.

Yeah, I do.

You used to date my sister.

Half the guys at wilcox have.

Kind of skinny.

Noreen?

Got one of them Sid vicious haircuts.

Oh, yeah, noreen.

Nice girl.

Wait till you live with her.

Hey, need a ride home?

No.

Come on, it's no problem.

What are you, a priest?

I don't need a ride.

Are you all right?

Is something wrong or something?

Who wants to know?

Forget it!

Exactly.

Hi.

Hi.

I don't want any more trouble With your boyfriend, okay?

He's not my boyfriend.

I just go out with him.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm sorry I've got To tell you this.

You know your friend sheila?

Uh-huh.

I gave her the cold sore.

I like you, but it'd be unfair

If I didn't tell You I'm a carrier.

Really?

Yep, wounded in action During the sexual revolution.

But I'll give you a call When it goes into remission.

Hey, I kind of have a boyfriend.

But let's just be friends, okay?

Okay.

Yuck.

Waxer: come on, boy.

Your daddy's jag Was just the interest.

I need you to pay the whole tab.

Look, man, I'm working On it, I told you.

Waxer: you better work faster.

This bank's got a steep rate.

Leave him alone.

This is none of your problem.

Just get out of here.

But he's my problem.

I've been waiting for you.

Leave him alone.

You best chill.

He's a business Associate of mine.

Shut up about that!

Start worrying about yourself.

I'm going to cut you A lesson now, boy.

Come on, get some of this.

You bad.

Come on.

Hey!

Get out of here!

What the hell is going on here?

I told you two punks about this!

Relax. Me and my buddy Was playing the dozens.

That true?

Oh, yeah. The Guy's a real buddy.

Hey, buddy, I'll call you later.

Please do.

You know I will.

Don't try pulling Waxer offside, bauer.

He's a killer.

Is he?

Shazam, captain marvel.

How did you get this so fast?

My dad's old friend Runs the night shift

Down at records and I.D.S.

A little extra credit, huh?

Good licks, bub.

Listen to this...

In the last six weeks

There have been 15 459s in the same area

All between 4:00 and 6:00 a.M.

I thought for sure

Kenny weckerle Was involved in drugs

But now it looks more Like a burglary ring.

Maybe.

But then where Does this waxer fit in?

He's playing the Kid pretty hard.

He tried to beat him up.

Ripped off his old man's car.

I still think we Should pick kenny up.

We can make a good case...

I.D.Ed him at the scene.

Here's the deal.

We'll keep an eye on Scooter weckerle.

You stick with waxer.

It seems it'd take a lot more Than hot watches and cameras

To pay for that Ferrari he's driving.

Well, see you at the Schoolhouse, son.

Man: ♪ no fight, no Love, no more, no one ♪

♪ no preservatives, No taste, no fun ♪

♪ no ♪

♪ I said, "No, no" ♪

♪ remember "No"... ♪

Kenny: hey, waxer.

Waxer.

♪ no drugs, no Vice, no dogs... ♪

Hey, waxer.

♪ no tolerance, No more, no way ♪

♪ no... ♪

Hey, ray ray.

The clarinet player is here.

What's up?

You don't like rap music?

This better not be my dad's car.

No, boy, it's what's left Of your daddy's car.

Ray ray got three grand

For the motor and tranny.

Yeah, well, you're Not pawning this.

This belonged to my dad.

Don't push it.

You owe me the difference

For the rest of that car.

I don't owe you nothing.

We're square now, right?

Even?

You can never get even, boy.

But this sure does Improve the t.R.W.

Hey, what's up With this guy, huh?

First, we follow Him from his house

Then to some dump.

Now what... He's hungry?

I'm going in there.

Look, waxer comes out

Hit the horn twice And follow him.

Wait a minute, man.

Since when are you in charge?

Since I'm the one Undercover at amherst.

But you're right.

I'm sorry.

What do you want to do?

I don't want to Hit the horn twice.

It's broken.

What a surprise.

You're late.

Maybe you're early.

You got the stuff?

Relax, ace.

It's in my trunk.

How about some champagne?

Sir?

Oh, uh, give me a draft.

We don't serve draft.

Then give me a light.

Come on, we've all seen the ad.

Bud light, okay.

How about some I.D., jack?

This is all the I.D. I need

Unless you want me To report this dump

And see about Pulling your license.

Uh, bud light?

Right.

Police emergency, Officer tom hanson.

Let me guess... Follow that car?

That's right.

Forget it.

This is police business.

Let's roll.

Take a bus.

It's in my jurisdiction

To commandeer this taxicab.

Commandeer this, pal.

Keep the porsche in sight

The other half is yours.

I'll fix the ticket.

Anything you say, commander.

Hold on.

You wouldn't be related To a guy named ioki?

Is he italian?

Crazy, son of a...

Look at my car.

You crazy, man?

I'm stopping for The red light...

Hey, what is this?

What are you doing here?

You following me, boy?

Follow him!

Yeah?

Hanson: jenko.

Yeah, this is hanson.

Look, we messed up.

What happened?

Waxer made a vehicle Switch with some guy.

Ioki followed him.

1925 high park, suite 310.

Name on the door is bennotovich.

I followed waxer in a cab.

Yeah. And?

We kind of ran into him.

He saw me and took off.

Shots were fired.

You okay?

Yeah, but the Taxi won't make it.

Forget the taxi.

Taxis are easier to Come by than good cops.

Listen, uh...

Pick up the weckerle kid.

What charge?

I'll call for a rammey Warrant on that 459.

Waxer will want to shut him up.

We'll package that dude on High park tomorrow morning.

How's the deuce?

The best.

What's up, kenny?

What do you want?

What makes you think I want something?

You done good for me, kenny.

You made me some money.

You got straight.

It's starting to work out.

I figure like any Good businessman

Profit participation

Among my employees Will keep morale high.

Speedball this mix.

It's the best.

Okay, I'm going to Tag up with jenk.

All right.

Hey.

You're in my English class, right?

Yeah. Loved your hurrah.

Made lamb look like a goon.

Thanks. You know kenny weckerle?

I know his sister better.

Have you seen him around?

No, sorry, man.

Hello?

"Well, george

"While I was in my office today

"I heard a funny sound.

And what do you think it was?"

"It was your mother Chopping wood."

Is kenny weckerle in here?

Mr. Bauer, nice Of you to join us

Considering you are in the play.

Forget the play.

Has anybody seen him?

I saw him by the gym.

He was probably sniffing Sneakers or something.

Kenny!

Give me the paramedics, Boys' locker room.

Who cares who this is?

Get the paramedics Here or somebody dies.

Freeze!

Freeze!

Stay down.

The man said freeze.

You're under arrest, man.

Ioki: you have the Right to remain silent.

anything you say can and Will be used against you

in a court of law.

you have the right

to talk to a lawyer and Have him present with you

while you're being questioned.

you understand?!

Look, hanson, the Kid was shooting junk.

It had to happen.

If waxer hadn't Put me with kenny

He wouldn't have Given him a hot shot.

Someone does drugs, they die.

Maybe right away

Maybe after a lot of pain.

You can bust all The dealers you want.

The thing is, you got To bust the jones.

Noreen wanted us to tell you

That she loves You, and she's sorry.

Kenny, we're all sorry.

For what?

You had nothing to do with it.

Yes, we did.

What is it with parents, man?

It's got more to Do with who's cool

Than what kind of mom and dad

You get stuck with.

Would you excuse us, please?

Yeah, sure.

We'll play golf This sunday, kiddo...

Just you and the old man, okay?

I hear you're a cop.

That stinks!

Some kind of double agent, huh?

Blowing in your buddies.

You're not my buddy.

Oh, breaking my heart.

I saved your life anyway.

Who said I would die?

Ten ccs of china white Speedballing with pure flake?

Waxer was trying To kill you, man.

He figured I was a cop And that I was on to you.

You and my old man should Split this room's cost.

Spit off!

Maybe I can't save Your tail, man...

Maybe I don't even want to...

But I want waxer's.

You don't tell me Where I can find him

I'll kick it until you do...

Buddy to buddy.

Yeah, what's up?

I'm looking for some O.G. Named waxer.

Save the red eye.

Who's he?

Relax. The dude's sprung.

Waxer: who is it?

Some fresh-looking freak...

And a gray boy.

I'll say.

What do you want?

I need an eight-track.

I heard you're up on that.

Says who?

Original gangster, my eye.

We're out of here, baby.

You got the ducats?

All right, you can come in

But the gray boy stays outside.

Damn!

She's not supposed To go in alone.

Waxer: how you Know I'm dealing, girl?

Hoffs: no, I just figured You bought those fancy cars

With your lunch money.

Cool it, jude.

Yo, hanson.

Yeah, jenk.

Broken play... Hoffs went in alone.

Four for three.

200 here.

My friend outside has the rest.

Hold her arms.

Waxer: hey, girl, what's this?

Roll in!

Hoffs!

I'm all right.

Drop the weapon, son.

Drop it now.

Hanson: hold it, man!

Man: ♪ once is never Enough, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

♪ even the party, yeah ♪

♪ you're still hungry ♪

♪ givin' the breath ♪

♪ you're still thirsty ♪

♪ one miracle was never enough ♪

♪ just like one chemical Is never enough ♪

♪ one night of sex Is never enough... ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ whoa ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ raise the laugh ♪

♪ stow the laugh. ♪

You're under arrest.

You're not man enough, boy.

You're under arrest, tyrell.

Okay, everybody.

Good going, good going.

Okay, let's go.

Get up.

Whoo!

And they say

White boys ain't fast.

Funny.

I didn't finish Reading him his rights.

Someone finish

Or we blow it on a miranda.

You never quit being a cop

Do you?

never.

I like that in a man.

You okay?

Yeah.

Huh?

Good work, tom.

Thanks.

Sure you're all right?

Yeah.

Go home and get some zs.

Hey, jenk, I'm starting To like that lady.

What's her deal?

Don't sweat it.

You'd never make the weight.

Don't bet on it.

Except for parallel parking

I almost got a perfect score.

Wait a minute.

I didn't bring my crash helmet.

I'm a good driver.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Anyway, mom and dad

Thought you'd enjoy Me driving you home.

They didn't want to come?

Of course, but they Wanted to make sure

They didn't start

Laying stuff on you right away.

I guess parents do that stuff

Because they love you.

Yeah.

It's been hard on them.

Probably almost as Hard as it's been on you.

I'll be okay.

I know.

Give me a minute.

Yeah, sure.

You still talking to me?

Sure.

That's great.

Even though I'm a cop?

Especially because of that.

A guy messes up once...

It doesn't mean his Whole life is over.

Happens to everybody.

Ever happen to you?

All the time.

You take care of yourself, okay?

Hey, hanson...

Thanks.

Hey, kenny...

Say hi to your sister for me.

I've heard of lucky before, But hanson's ridiculous.

He's here less than a week

And he's already busted Some major dealer

Who had waxer working kenny over

On a cocaine payroll...

Running a burglary ring.

That's three collars.

Then kenny's in a drug rehab

And another Middle-american family

Is saved from the jaws Of drugs and destruction.

Hanson gets a gold star On his first report card

And all the glory.

Are we letting him Get away with that?

Oh.

I didn't know we Got report cards.

Hoffs: when penhall Complains that much

It means he's impressed.

And you should be.

If he's not, I am.

Good work, man.

Okay, okay, so I'm impressed.

But don't let them in on it.

I got a rep to protect.

I know.

Is jenko in? I want to debrief.

Debrief? It's friday night.

So?

Nobody debriefs on friday night.

Why not?

Well, now, there, then...

Win a field trip To grosse pointe?

I'm off duty.

I'm trying to leave My work at the office.

Yeah? Groovy.

What's in there?

I figured I could sit in With you guys for a set.

You... Sit in with us?

Yeah, if you can keep up.

Say what?

Don't strain yourself, bro.