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Ness, who are you betting on?

Wait.

I'll go with—

Can I pick number eleven for 50 pesos?

Okay.

Then another 50 on four.

Dang it, Ness, you can't split it in half!

You have to bet the whole 100!

Put down 100 for one number!

Killjoy!

- Fine! - You're cheating!

I'll put 1000 on two,

and 1000 on eight.

What the fuck, why 1000?

We agreed on 100!

You're too much!

Okay, fine!

100 on eight.

Alright, I'm putting 100 on nine.

As for me,

For me, I…

Just a sec.

100 on seven.

There!

Alright, here's what I'll do.

I'll put 100 on seven, too!

Goddamn it, Ness, you can't do that, that's already my number!

But that's fine!

Get that out of there!

I don't want to, that's what I want, too!

It's fine, that's what she wants, let it go.

Fix it.

A warm welcome to Casa Sucia!

Did I tell you to clap your hands?

Casa Sucia is home not only to the four of us,

but also to the heart and soul of Papang, who took us in.

And in exchange for his having kindly adopted us,

it is our turn to adopt

the most worthy candidate to follow in our sultry footsteps.

Like you, we all went through the same thing.

Because they trusted us and we trusted them.

You are here today because you were recommended to us

by our friends in the industry.

Are those the ones that Lara sent?

I don't know with that damn bitch.

I've been texting her all day and she hasn't responded at all! That witch.

They believe that, just like us back then, you have a strong stomach,

and a firm grasp on your dreams.

And just like us, you would do everything you can

to achieve this, and emerge victorious.

As you can see and feel,

you are in the presence of the most skilled actresses

in the art of seduction for Philippine Cinema.

And as a Filipina,

a Filipina who dreams,

a Filipina who will not kneel to conquerors,

and a Filipina who will not be defeated,

you will face each other.

In the shade of Casa Sucia,

in its old walls, roof, lights and shadow,

what was once 11 will go down to four.

Four just like us.

Beautifully brave,

has curves but thinks straight,

willing to face the naked truth,

and has the desire to become desired.

Four new women will be born once more

not only to fulfill their dreams

but to reign in the dreams of everyone else.

To your places!

The world of show business, cinema, television and print,

whether you are in front of the camera or other people,

is like being in a giant mudhole.

It's like you're constantly competing.

Wrestling!

Fighting to kill!

You bet with your life!

Not just your body.

What you're getting into is a haven filled with constant mudslinging!

Dirty!

Messy!

Perilous!

But no matter how dirty it is,

everyone will do whatever it takes, to take you out.

There are no rules,

because just like with real life, right and wrong doesn't matter.

What matters, is what you can do.

Only the last four of the strongest and the smartest,

the final four remaining in this circle, will be allowed entry inside Casa Sucia.

So don't let yourself be strongarmed

Don't let yourself be pushed around!

Don't let anybody kick you out!

Evicted!

Or be forgotten!

You must be courageous and fight with all you have!

You must not be beaten! You must not show weakness!

This is survival of the fittest!

It's not enough that you have determination.

In this industry, your chest needs to be seen in full!

what the viewers wants are boobs!

Healthy, humungous, heaving breasts!

So let's give those jerks what they want!

Strip!

Show us thirty breasts right now!

15?

30 is right!

You are now part of the Katipunan! KKK!

Kataas-taasan! (Supreme!)

Kaganda-gandahan! (Stunning!)

Kalibug-libugan! (Seductive!)

Pornstars of the Nation!

Battle of the Boobies! Commence!

What's that?

Yes!

We have our winners!

There are four left in the circle!

This bitch Lara! She's pulling some shit again!

Pornstar 2

Sorry about that, girls.

But like we said earlier, there are no rules.

Go on, go back home.

And when you get back home, take a bath.

Even if you lost, don't be hard on yourselves, girls.

Let the guys go hard for you!

Remember!

Always pick one that loves,

the one that cares,

Alma Cares.

Miss Alma, can't we at least take a bath before we go?

You could… if you had won.

But you lost, so you have to bathe in your own houses.

Okay, go ahead...

To be honest,

with the price you mentioned,

versus how wide and beautiful this property is?

You certainly got lucky!

When we sold the ranch after our first failed project,

we realized we weren't meant for a box-like house.

So what are you meant for? Antiques?

No you dumbass, she means we're meant for a mansion!

I mean, why the Filipiniana?

What is this?

Did your hearts suddenly burn with the fires of patriotism?

Well, aside from Ness being a politician,

and that Ara is a newly wed,

who has the blood of politicians running in her veins.

It was my idea that if we were to bring back the next Philippine Pornstar,

it should be hardcore!

Of course!

As expected of you guys!

We are first a hardcore Filipino before a hardcore porno.

We want to show lust as a lesson at love,

rooted on sexy content, showing our identities as people

and as Filipinos.

I mean, if you notice, each race has their own style when it comes to porn.

Western is wild and the Indians have rituals,

the Japanese seem to like incorporating manners of torture.

And blurred effects, too!

So, we asked ourselves,

what is unique about Filipino porn?

Porn that is distinctly Filipino?

What do we have that makes us so irresistible to foreigners?

Why do they go crazy over Filipinas, whether it be online or personal?

It's because we aren't inherently licentious.

- For real? - It's true!

The only reason why we're like that is because of our colonizers!

The Spanish,

the Americans,

the Japanese!

All of them were horny.

That's why they got so curious about the Filipinas, because they're modest!

Cultured!

And they look innocent and gullible.

So that's the brand of porn you're going to launch?

The vulnerability, the brittleness of a Filipina?

No way!

The pure, but passionate!

Cautious, but carnal!

Submissive, but possessive!

Mild, but wild!

Delicate but destructive!

I got shivers from that!

I brought the right women for the job, then!

Wait a second, where the hell did you even pick them up?

They're from that place I volunteer at!

I've been asking you to come with me but you never do.

I told you, I'm busy.

Tell us something about the four girls!

Just wait. You'll be blown away!

You see-

Lara.

Let me tell you how it is.

We just need the basics, we don't need the drama of their miserable lives!

First of all, this isn't television,

and there's no text voting here!

We just want to know if we can trust them.

Are they going to be bullheaded? Will they run away?

Will they leave us?

I'm pretty sure they won't.

Just like us before, they're bitchy-

Why me?!

But they know how to socialize.

Typical Filipina!

The Women

Sefa!

Twenty years old.

Frequents beauty contests.

She never went to college but has a lot of connections.

Idle of late.

Her family is the province, dependent on sponsors.

8.7 million followers across all platforms.

Trinidad!

Trina!

Nineteen years old.

Her father is a doctor,

and her family is well-off.

She DJs at a club and is used to non-stop alcohol.

8.2 million followers across all platforms.

Melchora!

Melch!

Twenty years old.

Eldest of seven children.

Eldest of seven children,

and she does commercial modeling now.

4.1 million followers across all platforms.

Gabriela!

Gabby.

Eighteen years old.

Only child but was orphaned at a young age.

Goes to college in the morning, and works as a waitress at night.

3.5 million followers across all platforms.

Sis, thank you so much!

We'll take care of the recruits you brought us, I promise!

Of course, I know you will.

By the way! I will text you, alright?

You need to be here for the finals!

We'll see. I'll try my best!

You know how busy I am, too!

Alright, fine. But I'll text you!

- Okay! - Bye!

Enjoy your massage!

- Alright! - Bye!

Bye!

Hello!

What are you still doing here?

Why aren't you dressed yet?

Didn't we tell you to change into your outfits?

It's our turn to unwind.

There!

Okay.

What are those?

The hell do you have on your boobs?!

Ah, nipple stimulator!

You don't know what this is?

No, what the hell are those for?

They help with blood circulation.

It has rejuvenating effects.

That sounds pretty good, I think I want my own pair.

Oh, sis, I bought a whole box of these.

I'll have some sent to your room.

Besides, you know,

we should keep our breasts young and perky.

Speaking of young!

What do you think of the four girls?

Well, I find them promising.

They seem to be headstrong and fierce!

Maui, please. What they did was just a simple strip.

To show off! For drama!

Huh? What's so simple about that?

I find stripping pretty challenging.

Oh, Ness. We haven't even started and you're already skeptical.

Those girls will start to grow on you as we progress.

What I'm trying to say is,

it's just natural that they should be bold and feisty.

That they know what to do with themselves!

They knew they were going to get naked!

Like I said in my book-

What the, you have a book?!

Let me see!

Wow!

Alma Matters: As a Matter of Fact!

Life Lessons from Miss Alma Moreno!

Has this been launched?!

Not yet!

It makes you sound smart, Ness!

It looks like a textbook!

Shut it!

I haven't launched it yet, I only had a few copies printed.

My own copy and a couple for my researchers.

But, of course, you get one.

Ara gets one too!

And of course one for Maui!

-Wow! -There you go.

Why does the picture look so old?

Don't ask!

Because she's old!

Hey! Age is just a number!

Wait a second.

What does it say in your book?

Okay, open it.

Page 24.

Twenty-four.

-Maui, you read it out loud, okay? -Just a sec, the pages are stuck together!

Okay!

Page 24.

What you see at first glance may not be real.

Sugar and salt can have the same look and feel.

Woah.

How'd you like that?

Sounds like a druggie wrote that.

Screw you!

You're snorting alum powder, aren't you?

Did you write this?

Yes, I did! You don't believe me?

Just take it, come on.

Fine! You better sign this!

Autograph, please!

I want one, too.

Let's do a launch, then!

What?

Let's launch your book and have it published.

I'd love that!

I want your autograph, okay?

Day

Today is the start of your rise to fame.

Today, not only will you have to make up your mind and spirit to see it through,

you must reflect it in every aspect of your life.

The sun is also a star.

Like you, like all of us.

Stars like us, pornstars, have a different shine.

We will be the light for those who have none.

We are the greatest source of heat in this world.

Before we begin your training, you must first swear an oath

Not only for your pride and honor but also for your dignity.

With the heavens and Papang as your witness,

raise your right hand,

and place your left on your vag.

Repeat after me.

I, state your name,

I...

solemnly swear to use my charm

for everything

except evil.

I will work hard,

and never forget my morals.

I must always leave a mark.

On everyone who fantasizes,

linger on in their memory,

thoughts,

words,

and deeds.

Lower your hand.

There are eight levels to your training

before you can be called legitimate Pornstars of the Nation.

Heroes against lack of sex,

heroes for the freedom of sexual expression in this country

Land of the horny, Pearl of the Orient

Whose ardent spirit ever burns in thy breasts!

Ever within thy seas and mountains,

and between your lively thighs,

In thine pussy, heaven lies.

You are the joy none can frown upon,

Thy sons will live and prosper because of thee.

Ready,

shave!

The Cleanliness or Purity

Filipinas are known for being clean.

We are often compared to other races because

of how well we keep ourselves and our things clean.

Before we condition the mind, we must first go over your bodies.

Shaving is old technology. Sometimes it makes your hair thicker or worse,

ruins your skin and pores.

So now that you've taken a bath,

we are going to get a brazilian wax together!

All of us?!

It was actually in New York, and not Brazil, where Brazilian wax originated.

It was only called 'Brazilian' because waxing technique

waxing technique resembled the Brazilian bikini,

which looked like triangles.

Just lie down! I got you!

While the Bikini Wax removes pubic hairs

that aren't covered by the bikini,

here, we are removing everything...

front,

back,

sides,

and under.

I'm warning you, you brats.

No whining!

We'll be doing this too, so you have no excuse!

Like it says here in my book,

What is it now, Ness?

Shut up! It's my turn!

It won't take long.

"The teacher is the most obedient pupil.

Alma Matters."

You heard that?

Nobody makes a sound!

No shouting!

Right!

No acting out!

Wait-wait a second, Osang! Hang on!

I haven't even done anything yet!

I think you should go first.

It's just wax!

Don't you dare act up!

I told you we should've been excluded!

Goddamit, Ara and Maui only had their pussies waxed!

Why did you wax my ass, too?!

It hurts, you bitch!

This is ass hair!

Goddamn you, Ness!

"Asshair" Definition

Welcome to our study of theories and trivia!

How to Become A Pornstar

You cannot take down notes,

you must learn all this by heart!

That's because…

aside from keeping your body clean,

your most important investment

is putting knowledge in your brain!

Get a load of Alma Matters!

Personal Happiness

Come down here.

There we go.

Before we introduce you to your partners,

you must first study how to show your viewers

that you can make yourself feel good on your own.

We are going to showcase our own set of sex toys!

Our National Stimulators

Dildo!

Vagina Balls and Beads!

Vibrators!

Magic Wand! For your pleasure!

Satisfyer!

Dame Aer!

Zumio!

and Lovense Lush, or Lose Consciousness

This is the latest phone app-based vibrator.

This is called "Panaw Ulirat." (Lose Consciousness)

Before you insert this inside your pussies.

you must first make sure it's connected to your phone via bluetooth.

Go on, connect it to your cellphones, come on.

It's connected!

Is everyone connected?

Very good.

Connected!

Sis Ness?

Yes, I'm connected.

Okay.

And because you've connected, go ahead and put it inside your pussies!

Get it in!

Alright.

Remember that your cellphone will act as your joystick.

This is what you'll use to control the device however you want.

You can make it fast,

you can make it mild,

you can make it slow,

you can make it wild.

It's all up to you.

And as I've said in my b... Oh god!

Osang!

What?

Osang!

Osang!

What?

You bitch!

Is it all coming back to you now?!

Stop! Stop it!

I've had enough!

Alma Moreno!

Feels good, huh?

Folk Dance

And before the first evening of your training ends,

here is your first challenge.

The "Folkfolk" Dance! ("Pokpok" means Prostitute)

Tinikling.

From Leyte, during the 1500s,

Spanish Era.

This is from copying the Tikling birds.

While crossing the grass,

tree branches,

or bamboo traps made by farmers.

Pandanggo sa Ilaw.

From Lubang Island, Mindoro.

The word Pandanggo

came from the Spanish word, Fandango.

It is a partner dance that originates from Spain.

The lights are like fireflies.

The dance represents courtship.

Carinosa.

The national folk dance of the Philippines.

Introduced by the Spaniards during the 16th century,

the dance moves

can be compared to the children's game, Hide and Seek.

It shows the playful side of lovers.

And now,

you must choose one dance,

and dance it, like a pornstar.

Lavishly lustful.

With grace and finesse.

Cultured, but wild.

Folkfolk Dance

Shit, that was so good.

That other one was so flexible, oh my god!

Honestly, Ness.

If that still didn't impress you, I don't know what will!

Your standards must be so high!

You know what they say, right?

About people who can dance well?

Just like you!

And you!

Someone who knows how to dance, knows how to fuck!

-Is that true? -Because there's timing!

There's movement! Performance!

That's why I'm confident there will be thousands fapping off to these girls!

The entire country will be jizzing!

The girls were desperate to try the jacuzzi so I let them have at it.

And so what? It's just their first training.

They have their last day of training tomorrow.

There's also the training that people don't see.

And the porn videos we'll shoot with them.

There! That's their chance to show us what they've got!

As I said in my book, right?

It's easy to give advice.

Easier still to pretend to heed it.

But the easiest thing is pretending to learn from it.

Dang, Ness! I'm starting to really like your book now!

You mean it?!

I'm going to buy one!

You know what, we should publish that now, so you can start earning from it.

-Yeah, that's right. -Just me? You should set it up!

Okay, okay, we'll take care of it!

But, you know what?

If we're going to set up a love scene,

we should dive right in without practice!

Of course!

I mean, look at that movie we did with Jay Manalo.

We just went for it! We were in a rocky location,

we weren't about to bruise our backs just to practice!

Then there's the blockings.

Some directors want to do blockings,

they want dialogue rehearsals, then love scene rehearsals.

- It gets exhausting, you know? - It's endless!

So we were like, "Director, we're good, Jay and I can handle this."

Like, "we're the experts!"

What about you, Ness, tell us your experiences with love scenes.

I heard you almost went all the way with Joey!

No, wait! We weren't a couple yet!

We weren't dating yet.

But we had a kissing scene that made me start to like him.

And that got you wet?

No, not yet!

I was still playing hard to get.

-Okay. -But damn was he a good kisser!

That's when you fell for him?

Yes, I fell because of that.

And when he kissed me once that wasn't part of the scene.

He was all "Ness! Ness, come here look at this dog."

Next thing I knew he pulled me into a room and we were making out!

Were you at it for a while?

Yeah, my reaction was like, "Uh?"

That was the first time anyone tried something like that with me.

-Then you spread your legs for him? -Not yet!

Not just yet, I let him court me first!

Look at this bitch, she wants to be wooed!

Of course!

But, damn, it was so good.

-I can feel how much I liked it. -You really enjoyed everything, huh?

Okay my turn-

No, no wait, I'm not done yet!

There's one, who smelled the best.

-Was Da Boy. -Who is that?

Don't act coy!

He became my leading man once, too!

That's another, Boyet!

Eric Quizon!

Eric?!

When we were shooting Kristina Moran…

Well, he was the director and he was acting, too, right?

He smelled so good, when he yelled out "Cut!"

My hand was already there, grabbing his balls!

Did something happen?

None.

That was all I could do, just grab his balls.

You're Ms. Ball-grabber.

What about presumptious leading men?

I had one I shot a scene with.

You've met one?

This asshole wanted to keep it going after the love scene. Heh!

What was your reaction?

-Huh? -How did you react?

Of course, I let his ass down.

Have you ever experienced that?

I've met one who was like that.

You know, I was a sexy star, a bold star,

but I never experienced someone treating me like that.

I haven't worked with anyone like that either.

But there's one scene I can't forget where

I was a bit self-conscious about it, I don't know if Uncle Ronnie noticed it.

FPJ?!

You fell asleep?!

I fell asleep!

Wow, you slept on FPJ?! How dare you!

It was because of the jet lag!

From the airport, I went straight to shooting at Clark!

You know how things were back then, there weren't any cut-offs yet.

Everyone worked until sunrise.

So we had this scene where, I would go to sleep, wake up, and he'd kiss me.

So I closed my eyes for a bit-

You slept! On a scene with The FPJ! Oh my god!

You are something else, Ara!

I'll stab you with this fork!

I have a question, though. What about your first kissing scene?

In real life and in movies, I experienced them both.

Wild Flower. I didn't know how to kiss!

That was my fave!

Wild Flower? That was your movie?!

I was a sexy-

Wild Flower was my very first film.

I was so young!

Did you know we re-made that?

I didn't know how to kiss! My partner didn't know how to, either!

They were spinning the camera this way and that

Ishmael Bernal was my director then.

I didn't know if I should… kiss this way or…

You should've practiced on a snail! Just grab one and-

Have you done a shoot with a shit ton of people?

That happened to me on the set of Kandungan

in Virac, Catanduanes.

Christ, dozens of people doing the

sign of the cross at seven in the morning,

because Gardo and I were butt naked by the beach!

-Damn! -I'm telling you!

Just dozens of people watching?

There was nothing we could do about it.

That's hard.

I was so embarrased but it can't be helped-

I usually ask that they set up a black backing.

Oh, no!

That wasn't a thing for us back then-

I remember what happened to me on "Nympha"

I was running through the mud--typical bomba star!

I rose up covered in mud, and someone was taking my clothes off--

That's how I got there, I was being chased by my mom!

I swear! I was just holding onto my boobs-

Which one was this? The one where you're running through the dikes?

I came home from school, and my mom tore my clothes off because she was mad!

She stripped me until I was left with nothing but my arms to cover myself!

Imagine that, all those people- we were in the province!

You don't know how the hell you were gonna do it, but you've got to.

And people were more old fashioned too, it was in the '70s!

Then when I stood up all muddy I had to pose like…

Was that around 1961 or--?

Screw you, you're such an ass!

What about you, Maui? You're just laughing at us back there!

My mom would just ask bystanders to leave the set.

Usually when I do a love scene, there'd only be around ten people in that space.

Oh because it's inside a room-

Not just, it's with every scene. My mom looks out for me every time.

Stillmen weren't allowed-- remember we had stillmen before?

Yeah, we had those before.

Then when we did the playback, it was inside a room.

Well shit, what if the movie was like mine with Curacha?

We had live fucking audience!

Hey, I was with you!

Remember, the camera would move around the set?

Yeah!

That was the one time I had to use plasters because there was a damn audience!

You weren't using plasters before that?

Heck no, that shit hurts!

I used plasters.

How are you supposed to pee when you've got a plaster on?

When you peel that shit off, it'll pull out your pubic hair with it!

So you were actually naked then?

Well yeah!

Oh, I never went further down my waist.

Pfft! Bullshit!

Hey! Have you ever quarreled with a director?

You! I'm sure you have.

Not really! I actually became close buddies with him.

It's Chito Roño.

Because I had a feeling he wanted my co-actor Richard Gomez

in "Babae sa Bintana" to slap me for real.

Chito wanted the slaps to be real. It was four slaps in one take!

I had my hand on my face at that point, and he started cussing at me!

He was all "Screw you! What kind of acting is that, Rosa Mia?!"

"You've been in movies for how long?! Get your hand off your face!"

And I couldn't because it felt like my jaw would just fall off

have you seen Richard's hands?!

But didn't you shoot Curacha first...

So what I did, to get back at his ass,

I signed that form-you know that thing that says you can shoot the next day?

But I flew to Hong Kong!

You didn't show up?!

-Yep. -Woah.

So he was setting up the scene, right?

"Oh, your star's not here, Direk."

She's flown out."

But I told them--so I came back.

He wasn't talking to me, bitch I was so spooked!

He told me one thing while he was on his smoke break.

"Next time, don't you ever pull that shit on me again."

We became best buds after that!

What about a producer?! Have you ever fought with one?

Oh, boy.

Me too!

For me, it was a director. I fought with one.

Actually, it was on my launching film, Gamitan.

I was running a fever, we were shooting non-stop…

This was Quark Henares, Director Quark Henares.

So what happened was, what they got for the playback

was a scene of Jordan and I fooling around.

So then, he said "Alright guys, time to get serious."

This is a heavy scene. You're dying and they're rushing you to the hospital.

Jordan's gonna be crying with grief." I said, "Okay, Direk!"

So we get in character, even if it was just a rehearsal take.

But, they didn't roll the latest scene we did!

So when they played it back, they thought we were still playing.

So the director walked to the set and came at me like,

“I don’t want anyone laughing!"

-He told you off. -He did.

But I was just tired, and delirious with a fever and everything,

so I shot back, "What?!"

"What did you say?!"

My inner Augustinian came out.

So I was like, "Alright, show me the playback!"

"You were still playing, I told you not to play!"

He was blowing his lid off. So when I checked, I was all,

"Are you stupid?!" I told him.

"That's the same playback!" I said.

We were yelling at each other.

Of course, my mom was there, so she split us up.

Boss Vincent called, Boss Vic called,

all that just to pacify everything.

But we were still at it, cursing at each other,

until we finally started crying.

The stress! People were saying, "oh shit, this is a bad omen,

they've started fighting on set!" It means the movie won't sell.

Thank god, though, it became quite a hit,

and then we became the best of friends.

That's how it usually goes.

I had the same thing, with Ligaya.

Which I personally believe was my vehicle to becoming a serious actress.

Of course, I was still required to do a love scene.

Yeah.

That was also the only time I ever realized that

you could elevate a sex scene into something like art, you know?

Yes, right. You can do that.

I really liked this picture of me where I was

sitting on top of a mound of rice, just smoking.

Every scene was like a painting!

Yes!

That's why I really loved that movie.

They also showed us shooting at Paoay Church.

How beautiful that place was-

Very cinematic!

That was what made me feel like I really made it.

What about you?

For me it was, the King, FPJ.

It was my first time to share the screen with The FPJ!

You know how picky he is with his leading ladies!

I got to be one of those!

And this is why, ladies… it's like…

It's like bibingka and puto bumbong.

It's amazing when you find out how it was made.

But you'll know the difference once you taste the authentic one.

Damn, Ness!

You know what, Ness? Point well taken.

But here's what I want you guys to remember.

Tomorrow, the recruits will finally meet their partners.

So, that's where we'll see if they really have the X factor.

-Right? -Right.

Coffee?

Men

Good morning, Katipuneras (comrades).

Today marks the last day of your training.

And I want you to know

that we will be joined by others for this part of the process.

You know that every conflict calls for a war; a revolution.

You cannot win alone.

You will always win if you have a friend, an ally and a companion.

Now, since history states that we were conqured by three races,

today we shall be seized by three popular races in the porn industry.

Ladies.

Let me introduce you to your partners

for the porn videos we'll be making.

Rashad Bombal, 22 years old, Indian.

India is known for Kama Sutra, a comprehensive guide to

sexual positions that are still being used all over the world.

He's the symbol of us being well-versed in the world of sex.

Abed Gree, 23 years old, African American.

He is here provide flavor for our interracial videos.

Because porn is visual, his presence will be a large contribution to your scenes.

Extremely large..

Isagani Tindigan, 24 years old, Filipino.

According to a recent study, Filipinos rank top of the list of

having the longest time spent, most search counts and views on porn sites.

Park Bo Jum, 23 years old, from Seoul.

Because of the ongoing Korean Fever all over the world,

an increasing trend on K-Porn has been observed.

We're going to ride on that. I mean, you will.

Shall we?

Penises Around the World

Comrades, your conquerors.

Oh my.

Samgyup!

I mean, it's Korean!

Fair enough.

Let's go to the next one!

Okay!

Oh my.

Longganisa?

Lucban?

or Cabanatuan?

A combination.

Okay, next.

Five?

Six!

Five-six!

Indian!

Next!

Okay!

Oh shit Maui, what's that?!

Holy fuck! It's huge!

You're exaggerating!

Get back here!

This is nothing!

Nothing you can't handle, for sure!

Of course!

I mean, look at the size of…

Are you carrying your whole family in that sack?!

Talk to them, Ness!

Go on!

Hello!

What's your name?

Holy fuck it replied! Oh, shit! It's angry!

Fake Porn

Every inch of a man's body is sexy.

But we don't want them just to be horny.

They should go crazy.

You'll be facing each other through glass.

One side for women,

the other side for men.

We want to see how you kiss.

And how you show that you feel pleasure.

Without body contact, okay?

Because of porn...

You don't always do it, but you have to feel the pleasure.

Our shoot tonight will be something like Arroz Valenciana.

It's got layers of flavors but they're all stuck together.

Bound together by one very important ingredient!

The rice!

The Philippines' staple food.

The Filipino table is incomplete without the quintessential steamed rice.

As with love-

it's not complete without steaming hot sex!

We've all decided on which pair to guide and look after.

Trina and Rashad will be under my care.

For "Ventana de Capiz" (Capiz Window)!

Alright, my turn!

Isagani will be mine,

as well as Sefa.

And together we will set up "Fiesta la Mesa" (Festive Table)

Alright, I'll get Abed, okay?

And… Melch!

We'll go on that carriage!

That leaves me with Park Bo Jum and Gabby!

Oh, I just remembered!

Do you know what I'm planning?

I want a scene under the rain!

Rain effect, just like in those Korean dramas!

What?! A rain scene?!

And why not?!

I already made a request with Direk Dan.

Ah, fine!

Better get a move on!

Please, special effects don't make a film!

It's all in the acting!

I probably should make a request, too. After all…

Wait a second!

Thanks for that reminder!

Abed! Mench!

-Lessgo! -Okay!

-As I've said in my book, -Trina. Rashad. Practice.

Too much preparation is cause for destruction.

Someone who over-prepares

Will be stunted by exhaustion.

Alma Matters.

As a matter of fact!

I have an idea!

Alma Matters!

There are a lot of pretty women,

but only a few possess strength.

Work,

livelihood,

art,

lust,

acting,

and success.

There are a lot of things you can call us.

But you only know our names.

But not our souls.

Call us sinful.

But we won't ever regret it.

Chest,

pussy,

body,

and more!

You'll fantasize about us.

Director

Is the camera ready?

Yes, madam.

Did you wipe down the filter? Make sure it's free from fingerprints.

I don't want to see fingerprints blurring the frame.

Yes ma'am.

You! Look, you missed a leaf right here. Sweep out every last speck.

Has this chair been wiped down?

You did a poor job of it. It's still dusty in some areas.

Hey, do your best, alright? This needs to come out well!

Wow, look at that huge roast!

Where are the crabs?!

Here, ma'am.

Wow! What about the- I don't like that.

Where are the hotdogs?!

I don't like it there. Put it here, in the middle!

Better make me look pretty.

Hey. Come here! Hurry!

Come!

Hey, come and get this!

Okay, come here.

Set that up, alright? That'll be my main shot.

Alright, move that bed closer! Closer, closer!

Wait, wait! That's too much!

Push it back a bit more!

Stop! Move it forward, just a bit!

Alright, that's good!

This scene needs to be perfect!

Okay, fix that up, put a bedsheet on it.

Bedsheet?! Where are the bedsheets?!

Thank you! As for you guys…

Oh! Why did you place the tubes down there?

If you put it there, you'll rain on our cameras!

Do your best, alright? I want the scene to revolve around our characters!

Around the love scenes!

Capture every moan! Every hand movement!

If their chest starts to show, show it! But it has to be artistic!

Classy! Am I clear?

-Yes, ma'am! -Perfect!

The Nation's Fantasy

Lights!

Sound!

Camera!

Action!

Look at this!

Who will be the next Philippine Pornstar?

The Newbies

I hope they'll like our surprise.

I'm sure they'll love it.

The food looks so good.

Do we have enough?

Hey! Stop that!

What is this?

We're just preparing dinner!

We knew you'd be exhausted from your trip.

Stop that!

Why did you lie to us?

Huh?

Here! Explain this, you brats!

Read it! Open it!

Why did you hide that from us?

Trina?

You just got out of rehab?

Sef?

You used to be an escort girl?

What the hell were you all thinking?

That we wouldn't find out? You morons!

Please, don't be too harsh.

Calm down for a bit, please.

Damn it!

Be thankful we intercepted that from the press!

If we hadn't, the media would be chewing you alive right now!

Who the hell are you guys, really?! What kind of people are you!?

So what, you'll turn all our hard work-- it'll all be for nothing!

Well, screw you bitches!

What about you, Melch?

You were the mistress of a politician?!

And Gabby you went to jail! You murdered someone!

How dare you!

I had hoped that, out of respect for us,

that you would have the decency to disclose these to us.

How dare you!

-Just wait, please- -What?! Now you're talking back?

Who the hell do you think you are?

Osang!

Osang, Osang.

Well?!

Do you have anything to be proud of?

Your pasts are a joke!

Well?! Do you have anything to be proud of?!

You.

You are our pride.

Please don't talk to us like this.

We honestly thought Auntie Lara already told you.

Because we know that you knew it was her who brought us in.

What do you mean?

Where the hell did Lara find you girls?

The Women Crisis Center…

Please don't think badly of us,

because, even if you may not acknowledge our worth,

we acknowledge yours!

Because you're our idols.

Don't you know?

We thought that out of everyone else, you would understand.

Because at the peak of your career,

didn't details about your past come to light, too?

But you stood your ground.

We thought you could help us with our own demons, too.

So what if Gabby got jailed

for killing her father who raped her?!

Trina became an addict,

Melch became a mistress, and me? I used to be an escort.

Did the world never bring you to your knees even once?

Didn't you ever make a mistake?

Didn't you ever experience getting judged for something

that you just wanted to move on from?

If there's anything we were wrong about,

it's what we thought we knew about you.

But that's alright.

Like you said in your book,

Even sugar can look like salt.

Not all good teachers are good students.

Some people only show excellence in the beginning.

And most importantly!

In says in Alma Matters,

"Trust those who put their trust in you!"

I'm done!

I'm done with that book, and everything about this place!

What happened?

They won't attend the press con! They're asking me to fetch them!

But my flight is during the press con!

I told you to wait for me.

And I'm sure...

You won't force them.

Why?

What are you proud of?

Your pasts are a joke!

Are you proud of something?

You.

You are our pride.

Don't you know?

We thought that out of everyone else, you would understand.

Because at the peak of your career,

didn't details about your past come to light, too?

But you stood your ground.

We thought that...

you could help us.

Where the hell did Lara find you girls?

The Women Crisis Center…

Please don't think badly of us,

because, even if you may not acknowledge our worth,

we acknowledge yours!

Because you're our idols.

Take care, okay?

We'll miss you! Come back, okay?

Take care of yourselves, alright?

- Bye! - Thank you!

- Thank you! - Take care!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Bye!

Bye!

Thank you!

Press Conference …another one.

As you know, we're very allergic to press conferences.

On our first launch, Twinkle got pregnant.

So she couldn't go on with the project.

As of the moment, the fate of The Nation's Fantasy is uncertain.

All we can say is, they will be unable to attend the presscon.

We would like to apologize to everyone.

To the press, who we inconvenienced,

and to our four charges.

Gabby,

Melch,

Trina,

Sefa.

We are saying sorry.

We just wanted to ask for your forgiveness.

We just thought about all our hard work,

all our sacrifices,

and how important you had become to us.

Please don't think that we're judging you.

You think we have the right to do that?

The kind of person I am?

The Legends

For Ma'am Osang.

The bittersweet moments inside showbiz…

Did you really want to become an actress?

Not to be an actress, per se.

I wanted to earn money because, unbeknownst to everyone else,

I already had two children at the time.

So, one was still nursing, and the other was sickly.

So, I took on odd jobs.

But you see…

Show business is actually a lot dirtier than most jobs.

Because in showbiz it's, damned if you do, damned if you don't, you know?

Everyone has something to say!

Do you regret that you always told the truth?

Not really.

Because I'm really not good at faking.

I mean, look at what happened when I lied about not having children.

Well, nobody was asking so I never said anything.

I didn't really mean to keep them a secret,

like making sure their photos don't get leaked or whatever,

But some photos of them still showed up

but there were reporters who really tried to dig it up and show them to the public.

The hardest thing was knowing that they were being bullied at school.

What were the kids telling them?

"Your mom is a bold star!"

But what I kept telling them is that once they hear anybody say that,

Don't ask questions or entertain the subject.

Just straight up shove their faces. Something which Onyok actually did,

but he did it to a girl. He shoved that brat's face into a plate of spaghetti.

Of course, the school called me.

It basically became routine!

There was even a time when I was up against an entire school.

I just woke up to a call from my kid, who was crying.

I panicked immediately, like, "Oh my god, did they get raped?"

I rushed to school, I had a gun on my waist,

and even to the teacher, who was trying to calm shit down I was all,

"Don't you intervene. My kid shouldn't be crying, they should be studying!"

It was like…

I think I'd had enough of everyone around me not respecting me.

I mean, damn, even my own kids!!

I'm not a failure as a child.

I'm not a failure as a parent, either!

I honestly think that!

I'm not a failure as a person, because I'm pretty damn nice!

I'm not a failure as a sibling…

I remember writing a status the other day,

"Once you've moved on, don't look back."

Can you say that you're happy?

Very!

Because?

I can eat what I want!

I can go wherever I want!

I can be with the people that I want to be with!

and I've learned how to be content.

All I can say is,

I felt there was a reason why I really wanted to be an actress.

Because if I didn't become famous, I never would have met my biological father.

Would you say, Ara, that you are a good child to your parents?

Yes.

How so?

This isn't an insult, by the way, but do you think you're a good child to them?

Yes, I am a good child because-

You love both your fathers?

Very much.

Do they understand that you love both of them?

Yes, they do.

I mean, they would feel it.

Like with my Daddy Rommy,

I didn't change my surname.

I'm still using 'Reyes'.

I knew that my surname would change if I got married but I kept his

because I didn't want him to get hurt.

And then for the Mathay side-- for Dad Chuck,

I supported him for countless elections.

Win or lose,

all throughout, I supported him.

I even risked my career for them

just so they can achieve what they wanted to achieve.

Who and what convinced you to enter sexy films?

Actually, I was supposed to quit show business.

I felt like I was just…

"one of those", so to speak.

If they needed an extra,

or if they needed someone for a one-day shoot, or two days,

I would be recommended.

So I said to myself, maybe this isn't for me.

At the state of your heart and life right now,

with the condition that you are having right now, situations that you are in,

can you say that you are happy?

I am happy…

I am happy with where I am right now.

I am happy because I have two children to take care of.

I am happy because,

who would've thought that I would have children

that I would love so much?

And now, everything I do, why I work so hard,

is because of them.

All of this--it isn't for me anymore.

This is all for the future of my children.

Whatever happens in my life,

I know that I am able to provide for my children on my own.

I know I can do it.

I know that I am and will continue doing my best.

I'm happy knowing I'm doing everything for my two kids.

Because you are a sexy star and because you are an actress,

you've experienced being underestimated in politics.

Yes!

Tell us about it.

I had a rival-- I ran for the Philippine Councilors League,

as National Secretary-General.

My rival said--no one has ever beaten him, you see.

He said, "Who are you going to vote for?

A subpar artist who doesn't know how to speak English?"

My colleagues taught me so many things-

here's your speech', 'here's your--', I didn't follow any of that.

I didn't follow anything in their speeches.

It was all me.

What did you say?

I said,

"I may 'just' be an artist,

but I can feel, here in my heart,

what it is that every one of you needs.

Service is done with the heart.

It shouldn't matter if you can't speak English;

what's more important is the service you've done and the care you have for the people.

Do you feel sometimes, Mama Ness, that you're being bullied?

Yes, sir.

What moments were those?

There's this one from…

I'm not going to drop any names.

But it was on TV, when…

There was one reporter, who was very…

I mean, I already gave an answer,

but she kept drilling ang digging

until I ended up making a fool out of myself

and the haters just kept going at it…

and I just stopped talking.

Just because we're sexy stars, or bold stars,

doesn't mean you get to be the judge of our lives.

We are people too, who get hurt and we have feelings.

We're just playing the roles that they tell us to do.

But we are human, too, and we get hurt.

Mud

And whatever issues may come up about The Nation's Fantasy,

we will be here to defend them.

Like them, we are not perfect,

we make mistakes,

and we fall down.

So before anyone wants to judge them,

You'll have to go through us first.

You assholes!

Because since the dawn of time,

there has never been a perfect person!

And as it says here

in my best-selling book-

Best-selling how?! You haven't even published that!

--called Alma Matters,

"Don't mind the dirt on their face,

neither should you hasten to wipe them,

show him that you have dirt on your face, too

and that it doesn't make you less of a person."

Thank you.

What's that?

Huh?

Come on, let's check!

Sometimes, it's easy to act self-righteous

because we come from a position of privilege,

we may never experience a moment of desperation.

It seems to come easy to others, uttering hurtful words.

Maybe because they think it's better to hurt others

than be on the receiving end of pain.

We all have a past.

We all have a history.

We're all just a handful of mud.

Every one of us owe our breaths

to the only one who has the right to judge us...

our Creator, the Lord Almighty.

And whoever deems his fellowman dirty, sinful, or useless,

must have lived their lives alone and unhappy,

knowing nothing of the ways of the world.

Whoever claims to be pure and untainted

has lived ignorant of the golden teachings.