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("Sunshine" by Nazareth)
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♪ Sunshine ♪
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♪ Every single day,
helps to light my way ♪
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♪ And darlin' ♪
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♪ Right before my eyes
it don't come as no surprise ♪
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♪ That it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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♪ And baby ♪
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♪ 'Til you came along ♪
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♪ There was always something
wrong around me ♪
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♪ There was emptiness,
of course ♪
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♪ But it's alright ♪
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♪ And it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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♪ And sunshine ♪
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♪ Having you around
you're the light I never found ♪
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♪ And darlin' ♪
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♪ Every minute you're away ♪
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♪ But it's brighter ♪
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♪ And it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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(music intensifies)
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{\an8}(music stops abruptly)
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(Shoresy): What's
a fuckin' webinar?
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Only one is a webinar.
(Shoresy): Huh?
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- The other two are seminars.
- Huh?
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We're in the National
Senior Tournament.
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- So?
- So, we don't have time
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for a web... what?
- Webinar.
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Do what you're told,
you dumb fuck.
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Fuck you, Ziig,
ya fuckin' hee-haw.
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Look at the wall, Shoresy.
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The other one.
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The other one.
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The other one!
- You're such a fuckin' idiot.
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- Ziig!
- That one!
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(Nat): What does it say?
- God, don't make him read it.
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Where?
(Nat): At the top!
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(Ziig): Just take it slow,
buddy. Sound it out.
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Can we put that thing back
in its pen
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before it poops on something?
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"For the community,
by the community."
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Seriously, it's gonna chew
the corner of a chair.
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We've got the best senior
teams in Canada here,
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including a ton of ex-pros,
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and we're gonna use
this opportunity
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to give back to Sudbury.
- With a webisode?
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Webinar.
(Shoresy): Huh?
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The other two are seminars.
(both): Two?
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Yes, one webinar
and two seminars.
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(Ziig): For a total of what,
Shoresy?
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Count it out on
your fingers, bud.
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Count me outta all this,
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ya fuckin' goat face.
- Uh-uh.
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As captain of the host
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs,
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you have to show face.
- Fer what?!
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- For the community.
- By the community.
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- That's ambitious, Nat.
- Hockey players give back.
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Always have.
They're good citizens.
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They make themselves
available to help.
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They give their time.
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Like the hockey players
before them gave their time.
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You a hockey player, Shoresy?
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- When's the first salmon arm?
- Seminar.
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Seriously, how does he not
have his piss
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all down the front of him?
- First game tonight.
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First seminar tomorrow.
Let's be ready
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for the Charlottetown Reds.
- Unless you're too hurt.
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(mockingly): Unless
you're too hurt.
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He always finds
a way to contribute.
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Ready to drag your
team into the fight?
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Already hearing chatter
about how nice they are.
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Who's their guy again, Ziig?
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(Laura): Gord Gallant.
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- Gorgeous Gord?
- Tell me how you really feel.
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- He's a good-lookin' guy.
- Just another slut.
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How did you get to be
such a straight tamale?
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- Practice.
- Huh?
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Dedication, hard work.
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You're a straight
ghost pepper.
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I'm interviewing him
after this.
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- Interviewing who?
- Gorgeous Gord.
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- Well, I hope you're ready.
- For what?
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- You better get ready.
- For what?
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He's gonna take one look
at you, he's gonna say,
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"Oh, my God!"
- No.
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He's gonna take one look
at you, he's gonna say,
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"This place is great!"
- I'm interviewing one standout
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player from each team
you guys play.
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These fuckin' guys.
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They get to come to Sudbury
and see the best thing we got.
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- Big Nickel?
- Laura, you are
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the best thing in Sudbury.
- You're drunk.
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You've seen me drunk.
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(pulsing club music)
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I don't think you should
get that drunk again.
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I'm hearin' a lotta chatter
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about how nice these
Charlottetown guys are.
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- I bet Gord's a donkey.
- I'll take that action.
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- Where'd you see him?
- Tournament program.
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Say he's earned his nickname?
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I'd say bring
a mop and bucket.
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- You're such an idiot.
- So, you're gonna be thinking
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about him the next time you're
just knockin' my socks off.
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- Oh?
- Oh yeah, rockin' my world.
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- Think so?
- Gonna be all Gorgeous Gord
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the next time you're just
making my universe
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literally melt around me.
- Okay, dude.
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I'm all like floating
in planets all like fuckin'...
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- All fuckin' like what?
- In orbit.
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I'll be interviewing you, too.
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(both): Fer what?!
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Don't forget to pencil me in,
end of week.
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I know you've been stepping out
on me with that other guy.
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Who?
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{\an8}(announcer): Welcome to
the Sudbury Kids Sports Report.
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{\an8}With your host, Jory Jordan.
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We have our first match-up
results from the National
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Senior Tournament
as the SOO Hunt have narrowly
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edged the Vaughan Canadesi
by a score of 3-2.
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And Les Rapides de Rawdon
have bucked the Brooks Barrelmen
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by a score of 6-1.
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But Brooks' Freezer Twins,
they're hurting guys.
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(crowd jeers)
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As we prepare you for more
tournament action
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happening all week
at the Sudbury arena,
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we begin today's broadcast with
one of my favorite segments,
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Get with the Program.
Let's get you introduced
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to the starting line-ups
for tomorrow night's match-up
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between the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs
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and the Charlottetown Reds,
via their official tournament
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program photos.
Starting off with the host
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Bulldogs captain, number 69,
Shore.
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I've spent some time
with this fellow recently,
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and if given the opportunity
again,
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I'd rather draw on my face
with a box-cutter.
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Would you look at him?
That's a face only a mother
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should've smothered. Next,
we have number 4, Goodleaf.
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A man with all the charm
of a clogged toilet.
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I've seen more charisma
from stains on a dog bed.
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Number 14, Hitchcock,
who is now offering
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to sit on your front porch
on Halloween, for a small fee.
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Number 3, JoDolo Diaby,
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who looks like he enjoyed some
of the Johnny Red Eye that day.
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Number 10, JJ Frankie JJ,
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who I just know is walking
around with a bad wipe.
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And finally, number 19,
Michaels,
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who sees the puck quite well
for a guy
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whose eyes are
so close together.
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(buzzer honks)
Moving on to the Charlottetown
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Reds from the province
of Prince Edward Island.
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Been hearing lots of chatter
about how nice these guys are.
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Let's meet 'em,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Here we've got
starting goalie, number 30,
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Ewen MacDonald.
Who thinks this guy's ugly?
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Ewen me both. Up next,
we've got number 16, Murphy.
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See, now this fella's eyes
are a bit too far apart,
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which is something
that happens when Mommy
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goes glug-glug,
while fetus is still
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snug as a bug in a rug.
That's right, kids,
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I'm talking about
fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Moving on to number 9, Smith,
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the face of Prince Edward Island
dental care.
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Number 11, Kayden Campbell.
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'Cause it wouldn't be a Canadian
hockey team without a Kayden,
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Hayden, Connor, or Cole.
Number 27, Jackson Bernard.
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Look at the forehead
on this man.
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Careful downtown after dark,
Jackie boy.
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Someone's gonna write "skoden"
on that thing.
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And finally, hockey player
or Hallmark movie hunk?
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My god. Rounding out
the starting line-up
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for the Charlottetown Reds
is the man known as Gorgeous--
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Gord Gallant. Thank you
for your time today.
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Thank you for your time,
as well. It's been a pleasure.
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Just a couple more
questions for you.
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How do you like
your chances this week?
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Well, it's an honor
to be here with the best teams
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in the country and we believe
we've earned our place
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among them. We're here
'cause no one can out work us.
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We're confident we can continue
to win that way.
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- Why the Reds?
- Prince Edward Island
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has the red sand
and the red fox,
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and Anne of Green Gables'
hair is also red.
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- Thanks.
- That's it?
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- That's it.
- Professional duties concluded?
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- Clocking out.
- You're off the clock?
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Just in time for gin o'clock.
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I didn't wanna cross
any professional boundaries
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while you're at work,
but if you're off now...
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- I'm seeing someone.
- Ah, I figured.
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Thanks again.
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Well, I hope he's kind,
gentle, and compassionate.
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Nope.
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(energetic hip-hop music)
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(Miig): Shoresy, c'mere.
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Fer what?
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You're doing a quick
hit for BROdude.
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Well, a little heads up
would've been nice.
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Cut the lip, slut.
(Shoresy moos)
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You're familiar
with Anik Archambault?
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- BROdude.
- She's so hot.
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She's a bit young but...
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(fans cheering)
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Good to go?
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Shoresy,
gonna be an idiot out there
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for our audience tonight?
- Probably.
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Anik Archambault here
with the man who needs
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no introduction to our audience.
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Shoresy,
what's the Bulldogs' game plan
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for the Charlottetown Reds
tonight?
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Well, we know these guys
love hard work.
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That's all we've been hearin'
about 'em for the last week.
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So, that and how fuckin'
nice they are, so...
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Wait, can I swear on here?
- Fuck no.
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You know, it's like they
want me to fuck one of them,
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so many people telling me
how nice they are, but...
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You know, we gotta come out
hard and fast here.
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Show 'em we're here to compete.
And when they come out hard,
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we'll come out harder.
So, you know, we stick
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to our game plan out there.
Keep it simple.
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Do the little things right.
And, uh...
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think we'll come out with a W.
- Thanks, Shoresy.
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You bet.
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- Bad?
- Wow.
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I know.
How many hockey clichés
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can you fit into one interview?
- He was good.
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- Really?
- Well, Shoresy's never
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been short on words.
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I think we've got
something here.
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(Gord): Gentlemen, good luck
out here tonight. All the best.
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Wanted to let you know
we brought a ton of fresh
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Atlantic lobster
as a gift to the hosts.
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We're good anytime. Just let--
- What the fuck are you doin'?
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- What?
- Get the fuck outta here.
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- Buddy...
- Why are you still fuckin' here
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talkin' to me?
You're trying to be my buddy?
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- Come on.
- He wants to be my buddy, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim?
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- Yes.
- Jim?
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Gotta think there's more
to it than the lobster.
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- Get the fuck outta here.
- Relax.
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00:09:58,073 --> 00:10:00,209
What's the matter with this guy?
- I tell it to ya once.
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00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:01,644
- Unbelievable.
- This is how I tell ya
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00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,945
the next fuckin' time!
- Cut the shit!
245
00:10:02,945 --> 00:10:04,880
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Get the fuck out!
246
00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,282
- Cut the shit!
- Get the fuck outta here!
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00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:09,818
Get outta here!
- What are you gonna do?
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00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:13,155
Only you could almost start
a warm-up brawl
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00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,456
with the nicest guy in hockey.
250
00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:15,924
I don't care
how fuckin' nice he is.
251
00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:17,593
Shoresy, way to drag
your team into the fight.
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00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:19,828
Yep.
(Hitch): That's how ya sets
the tone, b'y.
253
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,397
{\an8}I don't care how fuckin'
nice they are.
254
00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:22,865
{\an8}(speaking French)
255
00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:24,900
{\an8}Why's he talkin' to me about
fuckin' supper before the game?
256
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,835
(Goody): Have you ever had
a Malpeque oyster?
257
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,271
- So good.
- Shoresy, where's Frankie been?
258
00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,974
- Frankie? Huh?
- Yeah. Where's he been?
259
00:10:31,974 --> 00:10:34,076
Well, it's maple syrup
season in Quebec.
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00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,245
- He's been gone all week.
- Well, maple leaf sandwich
261
00:10:36,245 --> 00:10:38,681
cookies are pretty good.
- Just got in this afternoon.
262
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,883
Well, maple-glazed
apple blondies are pretty good.
263
00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:42,951
- Boys are gonna be buzzin'.
- They'll be all over us.
264
00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,420
Gotta wear 'em down
with the body.
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00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:45,888
We'll give 'em the lumber.
266
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:47,389
Your line's starting.
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00:10:48,323 --> 00:10:49,692
Fuck's sake.
268
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,327
What? Oh.
269
00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:55,898
(chiming electronic music)
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00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:17,186
(crowd cheering)
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00:11:17,186 --> 00:11:18,821
(Shoresy): Give him an option!
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00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:21,056
(players shouting indistinctly)
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00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,863
(whistle blows)
274
00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:30,065
(crowd jeers)
(Sanguinet): Hey Ref, time out!
275
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,401
(music continues)
276
00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:46,648
Not gonna say anything,
Sanger?
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00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:47,983
Catch your fuckin' breath.
278
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,885
Well, we can't lose the first
game of the fuckin'
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00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:51,887
tournament, boys.
Gotta match that effort
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00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:54,056
and find that gear. My line?
- Shoresy's line.
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00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:56,692
Let's go. Frankie, centre.
282
00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,228
All right, Gord. Let's go, Gord.
283
00:11:59,228 --> 00:12:01,396
Let's play hockey, Gord.
Let's battle.
284
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,633
(whistle blows)
Fuck is that?
285
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,735
What the fuck is that?
(ref): 19 you're goin' for two.
286
00:12:06,735 --> 00:12:08,370
He fuckin' slashed me.
(Shoresy): Fuck's sakes!
287
00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:09,638
You want the rough
or the slash?
288
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:11,473
- That's horseshit.
- Get him a doctor.
289
00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,276
Check him out.
Check his ovaries.
290
00:12:18,747 --> 00:12:19,615
(crowd cheers)
291
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,849
(horn bellows)
292
00:12:20,849 --> 00:12:22,618
(Shoresy): There ya go, Fishy!
There ya go, Fishy!
293
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,254
On the board here, boys.
Let's keep'er goin' here now!
294
00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:29,691
(crowd cheers)
295
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,627
(Shoresy): Attaboy, JoDolo!
296
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,529
JoDolo like ya don't know.
297
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,564
Get the lead here, boys.
Let's pad it.
298
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,199
Let's pad that fuckin' lead!
299
00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:40,169
(crowd cheers)
300
00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:41,937
(Shoresy): There's Goody!
There's Goody!
301
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:44,873
Everyone on
the scoresheet here, boys.
Everyone chippin' in.
302
00:12:44,873 --> 00:12:47,142
(Sanguinet): Two goal lead's
the worst lead in hockey, boys!
303
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,610
(Shoresy): Who wants the next
one, boys?
304
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,245
Who's fuckin' gettin' it?
305
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,281
(electronic music)
306
00:12:52,281 --> 00:12:53,549
(crowd cheers)
307
00:12:53,549 --> 00:12:54,850
(Shoresy): The Jims
with the dagger.
308
00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:58,687
Jims with the fuckin' dagger!
Nice work, Jims!
309
00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:00,889
(buzzer honks)
310
00:13:00,889 --> 00:13:02,558
(crowd cheers)
311
00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:05,694
(Anik): Shoresy, bit of a rocky
start for the Bulldogs,
312
00:13:05,694 --> 00:13:07,696
but you were able
to claw your way back.
313
00:13:07,696 --> 00:13:09,398
What changed after
the first Reds' goal?
314
00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:11,233
Well, you know, the first
rule of playoff hockey
315
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,768
is don't get too high,
don't get too low.
316
00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:14,303
So, you know,
I think it was the right time
317
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:16,538
for Sanger to call a timeout
there, get the boys refocused
318
00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:19,041
and obviously we went out
and potted one right after.
319
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:21,343
Never looked back.
So, he's a good coach.
320
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,312
Looked like you and nice guy,
Gord Gallant,
321
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,747
were having words in warm-up.
What happened there?
322
00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:27,482
I think he was trying
to fuck me.
323
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:28,650
Ooh, what did you say?
324
00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,352
You have to be a lot
nicer than that.
325
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,187
- Thanks, Shoresy.
- You bet.
326
00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:35,023
Fascinating.
327
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,226
Yeah, he really doesn't
give a shit, huh?
328
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:40,162
I think he's good on camera
if he can shoot from the hip.
329
00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:42,698
Fucking useless if you
ask him to read, though.
330
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,366
Yeah, we've got
something here.
331
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,535
You got a rowdy
booster club, eh?
332
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,603
(players chattering)
333
00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:48,937
Looks like the fuckin' NOSHO
334
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:51,473
runner-ups just fuckin'
ran 'em up.
335
00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,008
(players cheer)
336
00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:54,276
Runners-up.
337
00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:58,280
Well, boys,
338
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,550
two outta three
perfect periods ain't too bad.
339
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,785
Michaels,
you get the game stick.
340
00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:06,255
(players cheer)
341
00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:09,057
(upbeat hip-hop music)
342
00:14:30,112 --> 00:14:31,480
(music ends)
343
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,815
(distant siren wailing)
344
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,086
You're early.
345
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,721
(Hitch): If you're not
ten minutes early...
346
00:14:39,721 --> 00:14:41,089
- You're late.
- I'm sorry,
347
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,624
I had to pee so bad.
348
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:46,228
- Why is Michaels here? Huh?
- He's... he's gonna MC.
349
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,963
- He's rapping?
- Oh, my God!
350
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,966
- Master of Ceremonies.
- What it do, what it does.
351
00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:52,968
Are you guys ready to give
back to the community?
352
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:54,436
I love doing charity work,
Nat.
353
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,471
(Shoresy): Shut the fuck up,
Michaels, ya fuckin' doink.
354
00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:58,240
This is the first seminar
of the week,
355
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,708
and it is going to be
a great one.
356
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,209
Let's set the tone
in here now.
357
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:03,078
{\an8}We've got the captain
of the Sudbury
358
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:05,314
{\an8}Blueberry Bulldogs,
the three alternate captains,
359
00:15:05,314 --> 00:15:06,848
{\an8}and the best goalie
in the NOSHO.
360
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:08,884
- Aw, Nat, thanks.
- And the subject
361
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:11,219
of today's seminar
is nutrition.
362
00:15:11,219 --> 00:15:12,754
- Yes!
- Nutrition?
363
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,089
What about it?
364
00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:16,091
- What about what?
- Nutrition.
365
00:15:16,091 --> 00:15:18,193
- All about it.
- Just like food groups
366
00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,529
and carbs and fats and all that?
- Settle down.
367
00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:22,898
No, like breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.
368
00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:24,533
My three favorite meals.
Heh-heh.
369
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:25,767
(Nat): These kids
are nine, dude.
370
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,402
All about nutrition in here, boys.
371
00:15:27,402 --> 00:15:29,004
Big day for nutrition
in here now.
372
00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:30,739
It was a joke, guys.
373
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,775
{\an8}That breakfast, lunch,
and dinner are my three
favorite meals.
374
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,143
There's only three meals
in a day.
375
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,479
- Michaels, shut the fuck--
- We just gotta tell 'em
376
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,549
what we has for breakfast?
- Don't complicate this.
377
00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:42,651
These kids look up to you.
Just tell them what you do
378
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,853
to prepare for a game,
and they'll eat it right up.
379
00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:47,322
- Ooh, nice pun, Nat.
- Put in the time,
380
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,791
give the kids a thrill,
and wrap it up.
381
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,460
We've gotta get ready
for the Italians.
382
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,594
I heard they're real fast.
383
00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:55,230
If they're Italians,
they're fast.
384
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,800
- Is that racist?
- Probably.
385
00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:02,504
(Nat): You guys ready?
- I think so.
386
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,439
(Nat): All right,
I'm bringing them in.
387
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,410
I'm so hungry and now
we have to talk about food.
388
00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:11,913
What are Cory
and Liam doing here?
389
00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:13,482
We're counselors
at the hockey school.
390
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:14,950
Those kids are gonna be awful.
391
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,518
(Michaels): Is this
all that's coming?
392
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,653
You're senior whale crap
hockey players. No one cares.
393
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:22,057
(Nat): Everybody grab a seat.
- This is it?
394
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,059
Get started.
395
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:29,231
Okay, welcome, everyone,
to today's nutrition seminar.
396
00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:32,200
As many of you know,
my name is Mark Michaels.
397
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,004
Okay. Uh, why don't
we introduce ourselves?
398
00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:38,140
Michaels just tell 'em what
you have for breakfast.
399
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,208
Well, uh, the most important
thing about hockey
400
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,744
is how you prepare.
- No, the most important
401
00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:44,579
thing in hockey is winning.
- Shoresy.
402
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:46,381
Michaels, just tell 'em
what you have for breakfast.
403
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,784
We got the Italians tomorrow.
- Well, oddly enough, guys,
404
00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:50,719
I'm starting a new thing so--
- Hitch, whaddaya have
405
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,054
for breakfast?
- Eggs.
406
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,355
- Sick.
- Eggs are nice.
407
00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:55,524
Why are you telling us
what you had for breakfast?
408
00:16:55,524 --> 00:16:57,092
Doesn't he have to raise
his hand first--
409
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,161
- Raise your hand, please?
- Yes, and your name?
410
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:00,695
- Doesn't matter.
- Why are you telling us
411
00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:01,830
what you had for breakfast?
412
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,231
Just giving you some
nutrition tips.
413
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,566
Eggs for breakfast
isn't a tip.
414
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,301
- Eggs are unbelievable.
- Just there's gonna be
415
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,936
some other tips comin'.
Stuff you probably
416
00:17:07,936 --> 00:17:10,238
haven't thought about.
- Goody, how do you cook
your eggs?
417
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,174
- My girlfriend cooks 'em.
- Must be nice.
418
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:13,642
How does she cook them?
- Over easy.
419
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,044
- Over easy's nice.
- Eggs on toast is pretty good.
420
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:17,245
- Oh yeah.
- Pretty gangster.
421
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,047
- Yep.
- Are they trolling us
right now?
422
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,482
Michaels,
let's try this again.
423
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:21,950
Whaddaya have for breakfast?
- Well, I'm actually doing
424
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,552
a new thing called
intermittent fasting.
425
00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:25,053
Dolo, whaddaya
have for breakfast?
426
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,721
{\an8}(kids giggle)
427
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,025
Oh yeah, a little scramby?
Lil scrambo?
428
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:32,160
Their parents paid
65 bucks for this.
429
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,296
(Michaels): You uh, put anything
in those eggs, Dolo?
430
00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:38,467
{\an8}Ooh, cheese.
Okay, but stay away from cheese
431
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:39,568
{\an8}in the pre-game.
432
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,136
Cheese can go
either way on ya, b'ys.
433
00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:42,671
What the frig
is happening here?
434
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:44,172
Probably just wanna stick
with some peppers,
435
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,540
maybe some onions,
little bit of ham.
436
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,275
- Ham's nice.
- That's a Denver omelette.
437
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,511
- No, that's a Western omelette.
- It's the same thing.
438
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:50,846
- Are they?
- Yeah.
439
00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:53,582
What do you think
of that tip, Cor?
440
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,117
- What tip?
- Just guys, be careful
441
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,685
with the stoves, okay?
- You think they're making
442
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,253
their own breakfast?
They're nine.
443
00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:00,088
- Their moms do it.
- Or their dads.
444
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:01,923
All right, Michaels,
you ready to play ball?
445
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,959
I stop eating from
6 p.m. to 12 noon,
446
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,794
so technically my first
meal's lunch, so it's--
447
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,562
Whaddaya have for lunch?
(kids laugh)
448
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:10,332
- I'm more of a fruit guy but--
- You said it, not me.
449
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:11,867
(kids giggle)
450
00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:14,903
(Nat): The kids loved him.
451
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:16,238
Michaels?
(Nat): Shoresy.
452
00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:19,040
(Miig and Ziig): Shoresy?
- Yep, all three of 'em.
453
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,675
I'd love to see
that audience grow.
454
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,444
You've got two more
seminars with him?
455
00:18:22,444 --> 00:18:23,545
One is a webinar.
456
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:25,413
Maybe just let him
focus on hockey.
457
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,715
He didn't have
his strongest game
458
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,617
against the Charlottetown Reds.
- He sucked.
459
00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:31,253
- He didn't suck.
- 4-1 win and he was minus one.
460
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:33,488
- He's hurt.
- Yeah, they're all hurt.
461
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,123
Frankie might be
our only healthy guy.
462
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:36,725
But Shoresy always finds
a way to contribute.
463
00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:38,326
We can always
count on him for that.
464
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,095
We need him focused
on the Italians.
465
00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:41,897
If they're Italian,
they're gonna be fast.
466
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,132
Is that racist?
(Miig and Ziig): No.
467
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:46,134
We'll need to keep an eye out
for Sly Sylvestri.
468
00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:47,869
He'll be bringin' it.
- Bringing what?
469
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,738
The lumber.
470
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:53,808
(dramatic hip-hop music)
471
00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:02,384
(pool cue clacks on ball)
472
00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:05,620
Hey, Gordy! Gordo!
473
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,390
Hey, how long does
that crab stay good?
474
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:09,824
(Gord): What?
- Will it stay good
475
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:11,826
four or five days
'til the tournament's over?
476
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:13,128
- What are you--
- Huh?
477
00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:14,896
- What do you want?
- Well, I wanna eat up
478
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,565
all that crab you brought.
Drink some beers.
479
00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,466
- It was lobster.
- You said crab.
480
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,969
- No, I didn't.
- I was sure you said crab.
481
00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:22,804
Well, then you
weren't listening.
482
00:19:23,238 --> 00:19:26,041
Was really looking forward
to that crab, Gord.
483
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:27,876
Look, I don't know
what lobsters eat,
484
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,744
but if you need some food
to keep 'em good
485
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:32,047
for a little while, I'll see
if I can find some food.
486
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,782
Let's eat it up once
the tournament's over.
487
00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:34,983
Drink some beers.
488
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:38,220
But if you can get
some crab brought in...
489
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,589
Fuckin' loser.
490
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:44,259
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