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(upbeat pop music)
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(music intensifies)
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(Shoresy): Alright,
shut the fuck up!
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Sanger's got the floor.
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Let's listen up here, boys.
Everybody listen up here now.
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Alright, gents,
thanks for stickin' around
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for this little players only.
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Even though it isn't really
a players only 'cause I'm here.
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Yeah, but like he's one
of the boys, so it'd be
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weird if he wasn't here
for the players only.
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(loud fart)
- Who's runnin' it?
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(Shoresy): Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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- I thought I'd run it.
- Yeah, like he's the coach,
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he's usually the one talkin'
so it'd be weird if he was
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just here listenin'
to someone talk. It's like...
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it's like, he's usually
the one talkin'.
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Can I phone a call?
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- Can you phone a call?
- Can I?
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What, are you gonna
order a fuckin' pizza?
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Uh, I'll just get right
into it. You're fuckin' up.
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You're fuckin' up.
You're fuckin' up.
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And until very recently,
you were fucking up.
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- How am I fucking up?
- Let's start with someone
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more important.
(Sanguinet): The Jims?
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Yeah. And in the meantime,
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Goody, Dolo,
tie your dick to your leg.
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- Jim.
- Yeah?
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- Jim.
- Hello.
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- Jim.
- Let's hear it, Sanger.
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Let us have it, buddy.
- You're late for games
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and when you show up,
you're not focused.
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And even after the games,
you scramble to the showers
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and out the door.
- Which is usually what guys do
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if they don't want us
to see their dinks,
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but like, we've see your dinks.
- Yeah.
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- We've seen 'em a ton of times.
- Settle down.
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We just likes it when ya
hangs out with the b'ys
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{\an8}for a bit after, that's all.
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{\an8}(speaking French)
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Jims are unbelievable.
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Jims?
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We're doin' real bad
at Reach For The Top.
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- Trivia?
- Yeah.
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- Huh?
- Usually there's four people
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on a team, but we're down a man.
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And he was the guy
who always got us goin'.
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Ah, see boys,
you gotta set the tone.
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Can't get into
the game without him.
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Someone's gotta set
the tone out there, boys!
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Someone's gotta fuckin' set it!
- You see, th-th-that is a very
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interesting parallel,
because the Jims need someone
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to set the tone in order
to get it going,
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and we need the Jims
to set the tone.
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Shut up, Michaels,
you fuckin' nerd.
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What happened
to your other guy?
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- He got stabbed.
- By who?
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- By a big Indian.
- We're just feeling banged up
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from getting pumped
at Reach For The Top.
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And now we're comin' here
and gettin' pumped too.
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So what you're sayin'
is you just needs
one of the b'ys
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to come where you're to?
- Yeah.
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Come on, b'ys, let's send
someone where der at.
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Does it have to be another
jail guard on your team,
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or can it be one of us?
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The other jail guards
don't wanna play
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Reach For The Top anymore.
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Because one got stabbed.
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By a big Indian.
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Alright, gents,
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looks like we're looking
for a fourth man for the Jims.
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We got any beers?
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They're warm.
(Shoresy): Huh?
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Boys dumped all
the cold ones on me so--
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{\an8}I just think this
players only is goin'
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a bit long to not be
havin' beers.
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- Couple frosty ones.
- Should we get
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some beers
for the players only?
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Well, we could take
the players only
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{\an8}to where there's beers.
- That's a good idea, ol' man.
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Couple chilly ones?
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(rock music)
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(Shoresy): Pretty good pizza
here, boys.
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Let's get hammerin'
some pizza here now.
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Alright, boys,
Reach For The Top. Who's smart?
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(indistinct background chatter)
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Maybe we start
at the other end of 'er
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and weed some guys out.
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Okay, who's dumb?
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Now we're movin' here, boys,
let's keep 'er movin' here now.
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- Hitch and Michaels.
- How are we gonna figure out
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who's less dumb?
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We'll throw some
trivia at you
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and whoever gets
the most right wins.
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{\an8}B'y, this could
take all night.
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{\an8}Even as the smartest
b'ys here,
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I still think we'll
get most of 'em wrong.
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- Yeah.
- Ya think?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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Look at 'em.
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Well, maybe I get in there
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{\an8}and speed things up
a little bit.
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Well, I'm the dumbest
guy here so--
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Fish is pretty dumb.
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No, Fish only looks dumb.
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He's not actually that dumb.
- Thanks, Shoresy.
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- Got a dip?
- He's not as dumb as Shoresy.
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I'm the dumbest guy here.
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So, if I get one right
that someone else doesn't get,
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he should automatically be out.
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- Thanks, big boy.
- Shoresy, can I phone--
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Oh, my God, Frankie,
you can order DQ from an app!
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{\an8}You don't have to call.
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You, you, and you,
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you're all candidates
for the fourth man
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for the Jims' trivia team.
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What would you do if selected?
Hitch?
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- Study all night.
- Michaels?
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Well, I'd have
a positive attitude.
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- Shoresy?
- Fuck yer mom.
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Tell us about
your strategy, Hitch.
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B'y, I'll be
the first to admit
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that as a "Newfie",
we gets a bad rap
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for bein' dumb.
What with the volume we drinks
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and the way we talks.
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But what we lacks in grey matter
we makes up for in work ethic.
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I guarantee you,
a Newfoundlander
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will not be outworked.
- Michaels.
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Though I adored English
in school, I like words,
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but my true love
is math and science.
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I'm just gonna stop you
right there.
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Is he not the most boring person
you've ever heard in your life?
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- Pardon me?
- Like, is no one else
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havin' this issue,
you're sittin' here,
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you're listening to him talk,
you're trying to care,
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but you just can't seem
to give a fuck about
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a single word he says?
- Yeah.
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- Tell me how you
really feel, huh?
- I've been sittin' here
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listening to him talk
for a minute.
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He's been talking
for five seconds.
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Feels like I've been
sitting here listening
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to him talk for a year!
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Do you think there's any
girls on the bar side?
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{\an8}Hmm?
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{\an8}We're going to get
to your problem next, boys.
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Well, guess this
players only's
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been goin' a bit long
to not be lookin' at girls.
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(rap music)
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(Shoresy): If we were smart,
we would've started
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the players only where
there was beer and girls.
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It's not really
a players only anymore, though.
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Shut the fuck up, Fish.
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Now to figure out
who's the least dumb.
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(Frankie): Shoresy.
- Frankie!
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He hasn't heard from
his girlfriends.
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{\an8}Girlfriends?
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He hasn't heard from
his girlfriends?
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(Dolo): No.
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Better hope they haven't
heard from each other!
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(Sanguinet): Players only, boys!
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At Reach For The Top,
they just fire a bunch
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of trivia questions at you.
- Alright,
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we'll fire a bunch
of trivia questions at you.
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Yeah, let's get firin' some
trivia questions here, boys.
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Let's go now.
- B'ys let's pick one
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good question so I can go
ask that girl to dance.
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(Shoresy): She's a bit young
but--
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Hey, tie your dick to your leg!
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Well, we pick one topic,
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{\an8}and whoever talks
about it better wins.
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- What's the topic?
- Space.
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You wanna talk about space?
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Yeah! And whoever talks
about it better wins.
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You wanna see who can
talk about space better?
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- Yes, sir.
- Michaels, get us started.
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Well, first off,
I mean, it's huge.
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(Shoresy): What is?
- Space.
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You're opening with
space is huge?
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(Michaels): What'd you think
I was talking about?
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I dunno, a fuckin' planet.
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- A galaxy?
- How long is a light year?
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If he's opening
with space is huge,
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I can for sure talk
about space better.
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Okay, go ahead,
talk about space.
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The Earth revolves
around the sun.
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See? Already Shoresy's
talkin' about space
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better than I thought.
- Let's dance.
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Sorry b'ys, gotta
go see about a girl.
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Well, you run a great
players only, Sanger.
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You brought us
to where there's girls.
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Don't worry, we're gonna get
to the bottom of this,
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all right, Jim?
- Yeah.
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- Jim?
- Yes.
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- Jim?
- You can fit one million
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Earths inside the sun.
- You know,
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I don't think
it's any coincidence
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I start talkin' about space,
all of a sudden,
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no one wants to talk
about space anymore.
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And you were just
gettin' goin'.
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Don't see anyone wanting
to talk about space now.
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Well, you're right,
it is beyond massive.
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I had some great space words
I didn't even get to use.
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- Like what?
- Meta-galactic.
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- My guy!
- Inter-cosmic.
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- Those are pretty good ones.
- Well, you better think twice
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you wanna talk
about space with me.
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A full space suit
costs ya 12 sheets.
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- Michaels.
- Yeah?
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What's your problem?
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I'm the best goalie
in the league.
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Well then, why are you
walkin' around
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like someone ran over your dog?
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(sighs heavily)
- Look--
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You're really gonna inhale
and exhale like that?
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- Oh just--
- There, you just did it again.
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(sighs)
You don't even
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know you're doin' it!
- It's not success
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unless you have someone
to share it with.
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Hmm?
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I mean, I'm number one
in the league.
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We're number one. And soon,
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we're gonna be number one
in the league of all time.
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Mm-hmm.
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We're successful,
but it's just...
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it's not true success
if you don't have
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anyone to share it with.
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You're talkin' about
a broad, right?
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(Michaels sighs)
Don't fuckin' do that!
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(knock echoes on glass)
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(door creaks)
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- You're at my house.
- Yeah.
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- You fucking psycho.
- Politely knocking.
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You must have some
liquid courage.
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- Nope.
- You're not drunk?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, go.
I honestly can't wait.
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(Shoresy sighs heavily)
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Do you really need to inhale
and exhale like that?
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- Whoa.
- What?
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It's not success unless you
have someone to share it with.
240
00:09:14,063 --> 00:09:15,397
What isn't?
241
00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:18,000
- What?
- Your success isn't?
242
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,468
Isn't what?
243
00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:21,637
Success unless you have
someone to share it with?
244
00:09:21,637 --> 00:09:22,838
Can I start over?
245
00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,073
You're saying
you're successful.
246
00:09:24,073 --> 00:09:25,574
- Yep.
- 'Cause you're the best team
247
00:09:25,574 --> 00:09:26,575
in the league, I'm assuming.
248
00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:28,243
- Best team in the league ever.
- Not yet.
249
00:09:28,243 --> 00:09:29,378
But you're saying
it isn't success unless
250
00:09:29,378 --> 00:09:30,512
you have someone
to share it with?
251
00:09:30,512 --> 00:09:32,881
- Yeah.
- So what does that even mean?
252
00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:35,217
I'd love to tell
ya about my day.
253
00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:36,585
- Would you?
- Yeah.
254
00:09:36,585 --> 00:09:37,953
- What else?
- I'd love to see
255
00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:41,056
if I can somehow
make your life easier.
256
00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:46,195
- I almost believe you, dude.
- But?
257
00:09:46,195 --> 00:09:48,364
- You're a slut.
- I know you've fucked
258
00:09:48,364 --> 00:09:50,966
one or two before.
- That's how I know sluts talk.
259
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,668
- What's it gonna take?
- Whadda ya got?
260
00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:54,069
Well, I'd tongue kiss
261
00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:56,205
a toaster to vacuum
your fuckin' car.
262
00:09:56,205 --> 00:09:58,173
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'd walk the Kingsway
263
00:09:58,173 --> 00:10:00,576
with my pants at my ankles
to empty your dishwasher.
264
00:10:00,576 --> 00:10:02,911
- Now we're talkin'!
- I wanna empty your dishwasher
265
00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:04,313
so bad, you have no idea.
266
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,915
- Say hi to Big Sexy for me.
- Yeah, all right.
267
00:10:06,915 --> 00:10:08,717
I wasn't thinkin'
I was comin' in or anything.
268
00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:11,453
Wasn't hopin' or anything.
- My kid's asleep in there.
269
00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:13,622
Yeah, don't wanna mess
that up or anything.
270
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,693
You wanna go in the garage?
271
00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,666
(laughs)
Yeah, so you'll think
272
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,467
you'd come knock on my door
anytime you're half cut
273
00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,069
and I'll wanna crawl
on top of ya?
274
00:10:27,069 --> 00:10:29,104
You are such a fuckin'
good time, woman.
275
00:10:29,104 --> 00:10:30,372
- Later.
- I'm gonna be
276
00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:31,840
thinkin' about you.
- Good night.
277
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,609
And I usually prefer
the front door
278
00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:36,311
on a first date,
but you're the boss apple sauce!
279
00:10:36,311 --> 00:10:37,579
(laughs)
280
00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:39,148
(Sanguinet): Clock's tickin'
on the season
281
00:10:39,148 --> 00:10:40,616
and there's something real
shiny at the end of it.
282
00:10:40,616 --> 00:10:42,918
So, we need one of the boys
settin' the tone for the Jims
283
00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:44,386
so the Jims can
set the tone for us.
284
00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:47,056
Gotta set the tone boys.
Someone's gotta fuckin' set it.
285
00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:48,891
Practice round.
We'll start easy.
286
00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:50,993
What is the highest grossing
Canadian movie of all time?
287
00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:52,227
(buzzer beeps)
- Fubar!
288
00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:53,462
{\an8}No, ya fuckin' idiot.
289
00:10:53,462 --> 00:10:55,230
{\an8}- So fuckin' stupid.
- Guy's a fuckin' idiot.
290
00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,499
Yeah, it's the best Canadian
movie of all time.
291
00:10:57,499 --> 00:10:58,934
Incorrect. Michaels?
292
00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:01,303
- It's Bon Cop, Bad Cop.
- Correct.
293
00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,839
What multi-platinum band
hails from Hanna, Alberta?
294
00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:05,307
(buzzer beeps)
- Spirit of the West.
295
00:11:05,307 --> 00:11:07,076
{\an8}Are you actually
a fuckin' idiot?
296
00:11:07,076 --> 00:11:08,577
{\an8}He might actually be
fuckin' stupid.
297
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:11,146
- So fuckin' dumb.
- Incorrect. Michaels?
298
00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:13,015
- It's Nickelback.
- Nickelback.
299
00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,883
Correct. I'm a World War I
300
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,685
flying ace that
Toronto City Airport
301
00:11:16,685 --> 00:11:18,020
is named after. Who am I?
302
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,421
(buzzer beeps)
- Avro Aero.
303
00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:21,557
{\an8}Oh, my God, how is he
in this fuckin' competition?
304
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:22,991
{\an8}That's a plane.
305
00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:24,727
Well, he was askin'
for a plane, wasn't he?
306
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,961
- No!
- He was askin' about
307
00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:27,863
a plane driver.
- A plane driver?
308
00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:29,231
- A pilot.
- Huh?
309
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,033
- Lard Jeezus, b'y.
- Commercial planes
310
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,836
can't go in reverse, eh?
- Incorrect. Michaels?
311
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,270
It's Billy Bishop.
312
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,839
(Sanguinet): Correct.
- You gotta push 'em.
313
00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,240
I think we've seen enough.
314
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,542
Don't see no questions
on Newfoundland though, b'ys.
315
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,678
No worries, we're used
to being excluded.
316
00:11:42,678 --> 00:11:44,713
Holy fuck, Sanger,
just give him a question
317
00:11:44,713 --> 00:11:47,082
about the Maritimes.
- Newfoundland ain't part
318
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,584
of the Maritimes, b'ys!
319
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,986
Okay, what is the name
of the popular Nova Scotia
320
00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:52,955
condiment made
of condensed milk,
321
00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:54,389
vinegar, and garlic?
- Oh, come on!
322
00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:56,391
Creamy garlic.
(players laugh)
323
00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:00,095
{\an8}- Fuckin' idiot!
- Are you fuckin' serious?
324
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,930
{\an8}(Shoresy): Donair sauce!
- Correct!
325
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,365
Who doesn't hear
fucking Nova Scotia
326
00:12:03,365 --> 00:12:06,001
and think donair?
- Halifax explosion was a doozy.
327
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:07,669
What the fuck else does
Nova Scotia have?
328
00:12:07,669 --> 00:12:09,605
- Well, they got Sid the Kid.
- Trailer Park Boys.
329
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,073
Well, Peggy's Cove's
a lovely time.
330
00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:12,674
Congrats, Michaels,
331
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:14,843
you're going to jail
to play Reach For The Top!
332
00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:16,211
- Yes!
- Put us out of our misery.
333
00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:17,946
Guys, look, I just wanna
say that I respect--
334
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,548
Sit the fuck down.
Shut the fuck up.
335
00:12:19,548 --> 00:12:20,749
Frankie?
336
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,723
{\an8}(speaking French)
337
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,834
{\an8}No.
338
00:13:55,677 --> 00:13:56,945
{\an8}No.
339
00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:07,556
{\an8}Eh, Celine.
340
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:14,529
{\an8}- Oui.
- Oui.
341
00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:31,713
Well, Frankie lives
in Ontario now,
342
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,415
so I feel like
we should speak English
343
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,717
so the girls there understand.
- I agree. They should know.
344
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:37,719
We were asleep together
one night,
345
00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:40,489
and I woke up with something
between my toes.
346
00:14:40,489 --> 00:14:42,157
It was a Honey Nut Cheerio.
347
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,226
- Oh.
- I would check Frankie's
348
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:45,827
pockets before doing the wash,
349
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:49,097
and one time, I pulled out
a Subway Philly cheese steak.
350
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,999
- A footlong?
- Yeah.
351
00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:52,367
And a McDonald's apple pie.
352
00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:54,569
{\an8}One time I came home,
353
00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:55,704
and the smoke alarms
were going off,
354
00:14:55,704 --> 00:14:57,739
and my dogs were
scratching at the door.
355
00:14:57,739 --> 00:14:59,942
Frankie had fallen asleep
with two pizza pops
356
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,376
on the George Foreman Grill.
357
00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:03,078
Oh, Frankie.
358
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:04,646
Your dogs must have
been scared sick.
359
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,515
Yeah, they were sick
all right,
360
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:08,150
from the pepperoni he picked up
361
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,785
by the checkout
at Canadian Tire.
362
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:13,755
{\an8}You see, I thought
the cheating was bad.
363
00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:17,192
And it's clear that his diet
is what's really eating you.
364
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:19,728
{\an8}(speaking French)
365
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:42,684
(rap music)
366
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,702
(music ends abruptly)
367
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:01,937
What?
368
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,839
We got a problem.
369
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,040
Of course we do.
370
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,880
Did you just get fucked?
(footsteps approaching)
371
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,049
- We got a problem.
- What's the problem?
372
00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:16,685
- Hey, look at her.
- What?
373
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,487
- Doesn't she look like--
- Fuck you, Shoresy!
374
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:19,755
(giggles)
- Fer what?
375
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,423
- Like you just got fucked.
- You look like
376
00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,058
you just got fucked.
- No, she doesn't.
377
00:16:23,058 --> 00:16:24,426
- Okay.
- If anything,
378
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,328
she looks like she's been
at home blastin' herself.
379
00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:28,196
(footsteps approaching)
- We've got a problem.
380
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,664
Someone tell me the problem.
381
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:31,600
- Frankie got caught.
- Oof!
382
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,435
- Only a matter of time.
- How is he?
383
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:35,003
- He doesn't know yet.
- Good.
384
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,572
Keep it away from him
until after we play North Bay.
385
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,074
The Quebecois
don't love him anymore.
386
00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:41,143
- Quebecois stand by their own.
- Well, someone loves him.
387
00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:42,411
His calendar's sold out.
388
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:44,646
There's that calendar
bitin' me in the ass!
389
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,715
- And back ordered.
- I don't fuckin' care!
390
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,383
Well, you should.
That big Quebecer
391
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,685
just got us 10K closer
to our 50K goal.
392
00:16:50,685 --> 00:16:52,354
- 20 to go.
- So dumb.
393
00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:53,488
You know what?
Fuck you, Shoresy.
394
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:55,123
- Fer what?
- I send you off
395
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:56,558
to put out some fires,
and instead,
396
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,427
you come back with a new one?
- No, one's out.
397
00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,629
So, you came back with
this one in place of another.
398
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:02,330
Same amount of fires, slut.
399
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,099
These floors could
use a sweep, Ziig.
400
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,968
Which one don't I have
to worry about anymore?
401
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:09,404
(indistinct shouting)
402
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,640
(Quiz Master, deadpan):
Welcome to this week's
403
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,542
Reach For The Top league play.
404
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,477
Quiet on the block, please.
405
00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,846
(shouting continues)
406
00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:21,883
Thank you.
407
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:25,353
Jim, Jim, and Jim
have a new teammate today.
408
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:28,457
This is Michaels.
Let's all welcome him.
409
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,225
(Inmate 1): I'll fuck you
'til you love me, hoe!
410
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:31,960
(Inmate 2): C'mon,
fuck me up the ass!
411
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,862
(shouting continues)
412
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,697
Thank you.
413
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:38,467
I understand that Jim, Jim,
Jim, and Michaels
414
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,569
also have a new team name.
415
00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:41,937
Since we have a new teammate,
416
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,572
we thought we should
have a new team name.
417
00:17:43,572 --> 00:17:45,574
We'll no longer be
called Iroquiz.
418
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,776
And what shall we call you?
419
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,112
Algonquiz.
420
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,613
Very well.
421
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,081
In an effort to put
what happened
422
00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,616
to Correctional Officer Seth
423
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,718
at the hands of inmate Pinky
behind us...
424
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:58,420
(Inmate 1): I'll fuck you
'til you love me, hoe!
425
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,155
...we decided to change
our name as well.
426
00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:02,057
Hence turning over a new leaf.
427
00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:03,859
And what will that be?
428
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,629
Tropic of Answer.
429
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,364
Very well.
430
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,199
Let the match begin.
431
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,201
Algonquiz, are you ready?
432
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:14,703
- Yeah.
- Yes.
433
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:16,037
Good luck, everyone.
434
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,939
Good luck to everybody involved.
- Tropic of Answer,
435
00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,241
are you ready?
436
00:18:21,243 --> 00:18:22,711
We begin.
437
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:26,448
Which Canadian funny man
was part owner
438
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,383
of the Toronto Argonauts
in the 1990s?
439
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:30,218
(buzzers beep)
440
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:33,488
Um, John Candy?
441
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,323
- Correct.
- Okay.
442
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,292
Which Ontario city
did Sam Panapoulos
443
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:38,860
invent Hawaiian pizza in?
444
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,362
(buzzers beep)
445
00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:41,463
Um, Chatham.
446
00:18:41,463 --> 00:18:42,831
Correct.
447
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,766
What year did
Newfoundland Labrador
448
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:46,201
officially join Canada?
449
00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:47,269
(buzzers beep)
450
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:48,803
1949.
451
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:52,874
Correct. She is Canada's
first female astronaut.
452
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,343
(buzzers beep)
- Roberta Bondar.
453
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,811
(hand slams on table)
- Correct.
454
00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:59,814
Until the success
of 2006's Bon Cop, Bad Cop,
455
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:01,416
what was the highest
grossing Canadian
456
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,717
motion picture of all time?
457
00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,219
(buzzer beeps)
- Fubar!
458
00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:05,520
Incorrect.
(buzzer beeps)
459
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,789
- Porky's.
- Correct.
460
00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:10,492
In which of his songs
does Stompin' Tom Connors sing,
461
00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:11,893
"Well the girls are out
to bingo
462
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:14,229
and the boys
are gettin' stinko"?
463
00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,797
(buzzer beeps)
464
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,000
"Sudbury Saturday Night".
465
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,968
Correct.
466
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:20,936
Yeah!
467
00:19:20,936 --> 00:19:22,671
(Inmate 2): C'mon,
fuck me up the ass!
468
00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:24,606
I'm Jory Jordan back with
the Sudbury Kids Sports Report
469
00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:26,708
and joining me once again
is the captain of your Sudbury
470
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,110
Blueberry Bulldogs,
number 69, Shore.
471
00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:32,781
69. That's a bit on the nose,
isn't it?
472
00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:34,983
Any significance
to that number for you?
473
00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,318
Sentimental value?
474
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:38,920
Just wanna show everyone what
a class act you are then, eh?
475
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,522
You've got the North Bay
Norsemen tonight,
476
00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:41,823
which means you've got Keller.
477
00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:43,692
He can be a real pain
in the knackers, can't he?
478
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,493
- Yeah.
- Got a hot wife though.
479
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:47,562
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm. Wanna see?
480
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,064
Alright.
481
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:52,434
Huh.
482
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,369
Got him in every
picture though.
483
00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:57,072
Wanna see MacPherson's wife?
- Alright.
484
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,573
Just a sec.
485
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,542
Bikini shots are way down here.
486
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:04,012
(intense electronic music)
487
00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:20,362
(crowd cheering)
488
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:26,234
(music continues)
489
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,653
(crowd cheering)
490
00:20:44,653 --> 00:20:46,755
(goal horn blares)
491
00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:51,660
(♪)
492
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,161
(crowd cheering)
493
00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:54,863
(goal horn blares)
494
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,139
(whistle blows)
495
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,607
MacPherson, you try
that again,
496
00:21:05,607 --> 00:21:07,342
and I'll wrap my stick
around your fuckin' neck.
497
00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,144
- Next one's goin' in, bud.
- You try that again,
498
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,880
you're gonna get fuckin' hurt,
MacPherson, I promise ya.
499
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,848
- Hey, fuck you, Shoresy.
- Settle him down, Keller,
500
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:15,417
or someone's gonna get fuckin'
hurt out here.
501
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,752
(MacPherson): Hey Frankie, you
see that movie "The Whale" yet?
502
00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:19,587
(Shoresy): You never fuckin'
talk to him.
503
00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:20,889
You never fuckin' talk to him.
504
00:21:20,889 --> 00:21:22,190
You fuckin' settle him down,
505
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:24,659
Keller, or it's gonna
get fuckin' ugly.
506
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:27,729
{\an8}(speaking French)
507
00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,264
{\an8}Remy Nadeau!
508
00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:48,416
(crowd shouts)
509
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:49,851
(whistle blows)
510
00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,298
(arena organ plays sad music)
511
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,036
{\an8}(announcers continue in French)
512
00:22:12,574 --> 00:22:13,942
{\an8}(crowd shouts)
513
00:22:13,942 --> 00:22:16,211
(Benny): Un grand crosscheck!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
514
00:22:17,479 --> 00:22:20,915
(Remy): He ate him like
undercooked pork tenders-loin!
515
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,421
(Remy): Remy Nadeau!
(Benny): Oh!
516
00:22:26,421 --> 00:22:28,990
(intense electronic music)
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