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ANNOUNCER: Saturday Night Live,

normally seen at this hour, will be delayed

so that we may present this special message

from the President of the United States.

Good evening, I’m George Bush,

President of the United States of America.

You know, a week from tomorrow will mark

the end of the first 100 days of my administration.

- ( no applause ) - Thank you. Thank you.

Even though we’ve accomplished a great deal,

there’s still so much to be done.

I have no intention of coasting through

the remainder of my term, no sir.

I could rest on the laurels

of my compromise budget package,

or bask in the glow

of my childcare tax credit proposal,

but that’s not enough.

Sure, I’ve kept my campaign promises.

Willie Horton is still in jail.

The Pledge of Allegiance being recited.

Thousand points of light still operating

coming in from all those areas,

the way that light just comes all in there, sure.

Couple of things have gotten kind of nasty out there.

Acid rain, it’s a problem.

The frivolization of the drug trade.

It’s bad! It’s bad!

That oil spill up there up in that whole area,

that oil spill up in that whole thing up there...

Oil spill, too soon to comment.

All the facts aren’t in on it.

Can’t make that judgment.

Wouldn’t be prudent at this time.

But Bar and I, happy.

Dan Quayle, gaining acceptance.

The women’s issue, taken care of.

People say the economy has problems.

Try telling that to that guy out there in Oregon

who’s working on that thing, doing it,

going round and round with that whole area out there.

That guy’s doing a dandy job.

Good for him. I’m not backing off one iota.

Me, I’m good.

Relaxed, voice low,

confidence factor way up.

Every day, every day, getting up,

working, thinking, doing.

Lot of phone calls, talking to my advisors,

reviewing ideas, getting mail,

travel time between those meetings.

Meals, sure, gotta eat.

Only human.

Three squares a day, you betcha,

and not backing off one iota

but doing what a president does.

So, in summation, the first hundred days, good.

The second hundred days, too early to tell.

Can’t make that judgment at this time.

Wouldn’t be prudent.

A lot of people out there say TV is bad.

It’s bad! It’s bad!

Try telling that to those young people out there

going off doing that thing on that show.

Those people out doing that humor thing.

Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!

ANNOUNCER: It’sSaturday Night Live!

With Dana Carvey, Nora Dunn,

Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks...

Victoria Jackson,

Jon Lovitz,

Dennis Miller,

and Kevin Nealon.

And featuring Mike Myers, Ben Stiller...

G.E. Smith and theSaturday Night Live band...

musical guest John Mellencamp...

and starring Geena Davis!

ANNOUNCER: This Tuesday at 9:00, it’sThe Bob Waltman Special,

a rare look into the private world

of some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities.

NARRATOR: Roseanne Barr is the most talked-about person

of the new season, and her comedy TV series,

Roseanne, is the hit of the year.

Roseanne, you grew up alone,

no friends, your father abandoned you.

What did that do to you?

Uh...

It hurt.

Like, my father, like,

he never understood, you know, like...

And your father died before the two of you

had a chance to reconcile?

Yeah, I guess, uh...

Well...

I promised myself I wouldn’t do this.

Oh, no, that’s okay. That’s okay.

You can do that. You’re just being you.

That’s okay.

So, my father goes, you know, like...

Like... ( sobs )

There was no chance to apologize?

How does it feel that, no matter what you do,

he’ll never, ever, ever come back,

and it’ll always be unresolved?

ANNOUNCER: The Bob Waltman Special.

No one gets closer.

Diane Sawyer, married for the first time

at 45 to director Mike Nichols.

Also a new multi-million dollar contract at ABC.

But is she happy?

Your closest and dearest friend recently died.

I’m sorry?

Your dog, Rupert.

Oh. Oh, yes, Rupert. Good old Rupert.

Well, he was 16, you know.

You’ll never spend time with him again, ever.

Well, that’s true, but he was just a dog.

I mean, he was a good dog,

but he had a very, very good life. Yeah.

And to know that he suffered needlessly,

unable to explain his pain to you or anyone...

Yes, that’s -- that’s a possibility,

but, uh, Rupert, Rupert never, uh --

Do you ever think that maybe he just

wanted to be held just one more time,

and you weren’t there?

Well, Rupert always wanted to be held.

He was that kind of dog, you know.

He was -- he just wanted to be held.

This is very difficult.

Oh, no, hey, that’s okay.

It’s okay to have feelings.

Okay.

And when you see his bowl sitting there empty on the floor,

a chewed-up sock...

Yeah.

( sobbing )

This is very, very hard, Bob, it really is.

ANNOUNCER: Bob Waltman: opening doors

to Hollywood’s homes and hearts.

No one gets closer.

NARRATOR: Burt Reynolds.

A sudden weight loss three years ago

prompted an AIDS rumor, and a string of flop movies

nearly brought his career to a halt.

Some say he’s cold and tough to get close to.

I say get ready to meet the real Burt Reynolds.

Any dead parents, or...

Dead? Ha ha! Nope.

Both alive and well.

Anyone dead that you never got to say good-bye to?

Nope. Nope.

Any bad childhood memories of being the outsider,

the different one, the kid nobody played with?

Nope, I was pretty popular.

Did you hear about Diane Sawyer’s dog?

Uh-huh.

Mm-mm.

And did you see Terms of Endearment?

Beaches,maybe?

Hmm?

ANNOUNCER: The Bob Waltman Special.

No one gets closer.

Aren’t you nice? Oh!

Oh, aren’t you so nice!

Hi, everybody, I’m Linda Dano.

And I’m Dee Kelly.

Welcome to Attitudes.

Boy, have we got a hot show!

Yeah, we sure do.

We’ve got a lady here today with the hottest vintage shop

on the East Coast.

Because she’s got jewelry, novelty pieces,

clothing from ages ago.

Long ago and far away.

You know what? I love vintage clothing.

Oh, yeah!

- It’s so romantic. - It is.

Dee, do you wear vintage?

Well, I did once, but it got old.

( both forcing laughs )

Wait a minute! What are you telling me here?

I was trying to tell a little joke.

I cannot tell jokes!

Well, that was a joke!

That was a joke, wasn’t it?

- It was, it was. - It was a joke.

And you know, something, it’s hard --

it’s hard for a woman to tell a joke, right?

Well, we had a comedienne on, yeah.

Earlier this week. She was funny!

Uh-oh. Oh! Wasn’t she funny!

She made me laugh!

Yeah, she was funny, I’m Italian.

( laughs )

Oh, yeah, we’ve got a lady here today...

Oh, she’s got a fabulous collection of vintage clothing.

...who collects from many different eras.

I saw her backstage.

Yes. She’s from Tom’s River, New Jersey,

and her name is Toni Zimm.

Welcome.

Hi, Toni!

( indistinct greetings )

- Sit! - Oh, yes!

Sit! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!

- Hello. - Yeah, nice to have you.

Very nice.

Now, I adore what she’s wearing.

Well, it’s adorable. Look at it.

- Yeah. Yeah. - It is so neat, it really is.

Now, tell us about this neat, neat outfit that you’ve got on.

Well, what I’m wearing is an assortment of stuff from my shop.

- Great! Fun stuff. - Stuff, stuff, stuff, yeah.

- Stuff, stuff, yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.

Now, how do you find all these wonderful vintage things?

Well, on, uh, Tuesdays

I go early to the Salvation Army,

and on Thursdays I get up early

and go to church thrift shops.

Then I mark up what I buy a little bit,

and then I sell it in my shop.

Oh, oh! Now, explain to us what

your trained eye sees that, say, mine wouldn’t.

Okay, I mean, the instinct...

Yes. Yeah.

...that attracts you to that special..

Yeah, what are you looking for?

- Yes! - What is that piece that...

What are you looking for?

I think that’s what you’re saying.

I look for things without stains.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oftentimes I find an article that looks perfect,

and then when I look really closely,

it usually has a stain.

Oh, see? Yes. That’s the trained eye

I think I was talking about earlier.

And you don’t buy those pieces, yeah.

You don’t buy them, no.

Now, what makes a piece of clothing, vintage, Toni?

- How old -- - Good question!

Thank you. How old...

is old, would you say?

Well, anything before 1980 is vintage

is vintage, I think, yeah.

Almost everything from my shop is from the late ’70s.

’77, ’78, ’79?

The ’70s! The ’70s!

Now, that’s a decade that still has us all puzzled.

- Doesn’t it? - Not a clue.

Went right over my head.

I lost it. I don’t know.

Yeah. Yeah.

Now, why have you focused on the ’70s?

- The late ’70s. - Yes. Yes.

Well, uh, because things from the ’70s are so easy to find.

Yeah, they are.

But you have found some great older pieces, am I right?

Oh, yeah, I definitely come across

vintage pieces from, like, the ’30s and the ’40s and ’50s.

And those just must go like hotcakes.

Actually, those I keep for myself.

Yeah. Well, what kind of people

buy the kind of clothes that you sell, Toni?

Old people, mostly. Poor people.

Poor people, yeah. People with lots of kids.

- People on fixed incomes. - Oh, that’s too bad.

- Mostly women. - Women?

- Why is that, just women? - Now, why don’t men --

I know, men are not into vintage clothing.

That’s ridiculous!

Why aren’t men into vintage clothing?

Yeah, why?

I don’t sell men’s clothes.

- Oh. - Oh.

No, no, once a neighbor’s husband died

and she gave me all his clothes,

but I gave them to my dad.

So, so, it’s -- it’s a word of mouth thing.

- It’s a word of mouth -- - Isn’t it?

All the good stuff you have to know somebody to get.

Yes, I know, to get a great table at a restaurant,

- a good dentist... - ...not even listed!

- It’s just -- - I know, it’s true, yeah.

Now, how -- how much did the outfit

you’re now wearing cost you?

Yeah, tell us how much -- she’s gonna tell us

how much this whole thing cost.

- Yeah. - How much?

- Eight dollars? - Eight?!

Eight dollars? I mean, my shoulder pads cost more than eight dollars!

I’m ashamed! Eight dollars for all of this!

Obviously, you’re not going to go into Bloomingdale’s

and pay $90 for a skirt, you know.

- That’s what we do, isn’t it? - Yes, it is.

That’s what I do, too.

Yeah, oh, I spend more than that.

I love buying new clothes.

You know, they’re clean and they’re pressed

and they hang and look nice and all that.

They’re in style and everything.

Putting something together like this, it’s very hard.

It’s not easy, is it, Toni?

It’s a hard job, preserving the past.

I’m sure. How do you -- how do you feel

wearing something from the past?

I mean, do you ever wonder who wore it before you or something?

Yes, yes! Like, who wore that specific jacket?

What was she like, you know, where did she live?

Do you think about who was -- whose jacket?

Well, this belonged to my sister.

She lives in Tucson.

It’s spooky, isn’t it?

Spooky!

Very daring.

You make me feel like I just stepped off a time machine.

( humming Twilight Zonetheme )

- Hello! - ( laughs )

Ohh!

Toni Zimm! Thank you.

Finder, keeper, collector of old clothing.

We love you.

We certainly do.

- Thank you for being here. - Thank you for being here

- so, so much. - Thank you so much!

The name of your shop is Secondhand Clothes.

- We almost forgot that. - Oh, I know!

Ditzo! And, um, tomorrow...

Professional dry-cleaning at home.

Yes, and our mothers are gonna be here.

- Aaah! - Aaah!

- Not yours, ours! - Ours!

ANNOUNCER: And now, "Weekend Update"

with anchorperson Dennis Miller.

Thank you. Good evening, and what can I tell you?

The entire population of Beirut, Lebanon,

was finally killed off this week,

and in order to keep the fighting going,

more Lebanese were being rushed into the city as replacements.

Oliver North’s prosecutors this week

denounced him as a chronic liar

who thought he could get away with a cover-up

of the Iran-Contra scandal, and who still refuses

to accept any responsibility for what he did.

The prosecutors cited court records

that show North took the Fifth Amendment

an unprecedented 314 times,

and out of 126 questions he did answer,

on 124 of them he said, "Yeah, that’s the ticket."

You know, I don’t know if he’s guilty or innocent,

but I do know since he got his hair cut for the trial

Oliver North looks a lot like Jay North,

and if anybody knows what that means, call me.

After heavy fighting between Afghan guerillas

and Communist government troops,

thousands of recoilers rifle shells

littered this hilltop near an Afghanistanian airport.

Local townspeople say if you pick up one of the shells

and hold it up to your ear, you can hear the decline of man.

Due in part to the recent spill in Alaska,

crude oil prices rose sharply this week,

reaching their highest level in more than three years.

Crude oil has been defined as oil that makes

unwanted advances on our nation’s shoreline.

On Wednesday of this week I pulled into an Exxon station

and asked to have my oil checked,

whereupon the 19-year-old attendant

hopped into a golf cart and rammed my car.

He said my oil looked fine.

Donald Trump announced plans this week

to build himself an even bigger and better genitalia.

Trump -- Trump is, uh, Trump is shown here

describing the project to a doorman at the Trump Plaza.

The project will be called Trump’s Little Tower,

and is expected to be erected in late 1991.

The...

Nothing like a good Little Tower joke, huh?

The current Life Magazine special issue

combines some of today’s stars

with screen legends of 50 years ago.

On the cover there’s Glenn Close and Don Ameci,

Tom Hanks and Jimmy Stewart,

Olivia de Havilland and Bill Hurt,

and James Woods with Bette Davis.

Inside there are more, including Mighty Joe Young and Dolph Lundgren.

And now, "Weekend Update’s" two new movie critics.

Please welcome Mike Myers and Ben Stiller. Hi, boys.

- Thank you, Dennis. - Thanks, Dennis.

And, uh, first off, let me start off

by saying we’re gonna be reviewing Rain Man.

And I know it got all the Oscars,

Best Picture and everything,

but, frankly, I thought it was boring.

Really, Ben? I thought it was pretty good, you know?

Well, yeah, I mean, it’s not a bad film.

- No, no. - It’s good --

It’s a good film, okay.

I mean, I’ll give you Dustin Hoffman.

You know, I mean, Dustin Hoffman,

you know, he wins the Academy Award...

I thought he was...

- Deserving. - Very good. Very good.

- Great. - I thought he was --

- I mean, he was -- - Excellent, as a matter --

God, you don’t see anything better than that.

No way. You do not, no.

- Are you kidding? - No, and I thought Tom Cruise --

- Tom Cruise was -- - Oh, man, sucked!

Not very good at all. Not very good, no.

What was he doing?

Here’s a quarter, Tom. Buy a clue.

- What was up? - I don’t know what the hell was going on.

See, for me, it was the pacing.

- Oh! - I thought the pacing was, like...

- Fast. - Oh, quick!

- Quick, wasn’t it? - It was quick.

Then it started going like that.

- And then it was... - And then it would just...

- Drag. - Slow. So slow.

It would slow down to, like, nothingness.

- And what was happening there? - Nothing.

- That was -- - Oh, I don’t know.

The direction. The direction was...

Oh, no.

It was, uh...

( both hissing )

- Sw... - Sweet!

Sweet! Sweet! Sweet! It was sweet!

It was like candy. It was like sugar.

Sweetly told tale of, you know, sweet story.

Oh, I love that, the sweetness!

But the thing is walking out of the theater,

the people were -- what was the looks?

- It was, like -- - Like --

What was the look?

- It was... gg -- bb -- - Oh, bb -- hhah --

- It was -- - Hhah hhah gg --

- Hhah! - Hhah? Happy!

- Happy! - It was happy!

They were so happy they were going like this!

- What was the happiness? - I don’t know.

- Yeah, God. - It was -- the score.

- The musical score -- - Oh, the musical score was...

- Guh? - Grree.

- Gree? - Green?

- Greenland! - Greenland!

- It was Greenland! - Greenland! Greenland!

- No, no, no. - No, it wasn’t Greenland.

No, but you know, it was... ( grunts )

- Moo-woo-woo-ah! - Moo-woo-woo-ah!

- DENNIS: Guys, guys! - Aah!

Guys, come on!

I’m just saying...

All right, so...

Come on. I mean...

Whoa!

It was a great film. Just say it.

- It was great. - Dennis. Dennis.

I mean, come on. We’re the reviewers.

- I think we can... - Yeah, I mean...

I think we have our own, uh...

Opinion?

- Opinion! Yes, yes! - Yeah, thank you!

I think we have our own opinion!

- All right. - What he said.

Thank you.

Nice to have the new guys aboard

to infuse the cast with a new-found energy

in the form of job paranoia.

You know... ( laughs )

The Post Office has announced plans

to issue stamps commemorating

the late king of rock ’n’ roll, Elvis Presley.

The first stamp will depict young Elvis

at the beginning of his career

and will be followed

by the later Elvis plate block of four.

Oof.

What does not kill me makes me funnier.

And here’s the hot new product on the American RV market.

It’s the fundamentalist Winnebago.

Last month’s announcement by University of Utah scientists

that they achieved nuclear fusion

in a glass of water has brought similar announcements

from the Universities of Washington State,

Stanford, Texas, MIT,

and also from England, India, Brazil,

Sweden, Poland, Bulgaria, and dozens more,

and it’s created a lot of confusion.

Nuclear fusion sounds complicated, but it’s not,

and as a public service we’d like to demonstrate

for you, our "Weekend Update" viewers,

just how fusion in a glass works.

All right.

Okay.

This is the heavy water.

This is the hydrogen isotope.

Now watch.

( audience groans )

Now, uh...

Now, this is a two-part process.

I’ll try to make this a little cheesier.

Uh...

Now, science is all theory...

Whoa, here comes the particle accelerator!

* ( "Thus Spake Zarathustra" )

Yeah.

Kind of humbles you, doesn’t it?

What the hell has happened to me.

You know...

A sad note this week from the world of sports.

The sport of ping-pong was done away with

when it was learned there are no more balls left to play with,

as they are all now being used for lotteries.

Hey, everybody, let’s go hunting.

Su-nu-nu! Su-nu-nu!

Su-nu-nu! Su-nu-nu!

An asteroid half a mile wide blazing through space

at nearly 50,000 miles an hour skirted past Earth

last month in a cosmic close call

unrivaled in the last 50 years, according to NASA officials.

The asteroid was being driven

by Oakland Athletic right-fielder Jose Canseco.

Here is the Detroit Pistons center James Edwards

being guarded from behind by Indiana center Rick Smitts.

As you can see, Indiana’s rise in the standings this year

has been attributed to their new senior winches defense.

Well, Yogi Bear’s kid boo-booed again this week.

Former Major League infielder Dale Barras,

son of Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Bear

was arrested this week for conspiracy to buy cocaine,

and if that wasn’t enough,

he was also charged with resisting arrest.

Evidently, drug agents broke in in mid-deal

and said, "Hands up. It’s over!",

whereupon young Barra said, "It ain’t over till it’s over!"

Convicted drug kingpin Barry Kramer

was serving a life sentence when he failed

in an escape attempt from the Miami Metropolitan

Correctional Center this week.

He was rushed to Jackson Memorial Hospital with serious injuries,

along with his cohort in crime and pilot of the helicopter,

Wiley Coyote. And...

After successfully completing last week’s jump

of the fountains of Caesar’s Palace,

daredevil Robbie Knievel is already planning

his next stunt, leaping Bryant Gumbel’s ego.

And, if...

And, if that works, Knievel says

he’ll try an even more difficult stunt

of jumping over Willard Scott.

*

Hey, come here. I found a cave!

Come on!

What? A cave? Hey, look at that!

- Get in here! - Wow! Look at this!

What is this place?

Yeah, and how come we never found this place before?

There were some bushes in front of it

like somebody was trying to hide it.

I’m scared. Let’s get out of here.

Hey, what are these things?

Yeah, what are those things?

Hey, look. Here’s a sign.

It says "what these things are."

Should I read it?

ALL: Yeah!

Okay. It says "do not open the doors on the glass cases.

"These cases are suspended animation chambers.

"The people are still alive,

but they’re in a state of suspended animation."

And then it says some other stuff,

and then it says "Do not open the chambers."

Are they dead?

I don’t know, but I wonder is who are they?

Yeah, who are they?

Hey, look, here’s a book.

It says "who we are."

Hey, well, read it!

Yeah, read it.

Should I read it?

ALL: Yeah!

Oh, okay.

It says that they’re a group of scientists

who discovered how to suspend life indefinitely.

It says they’re going to the year 2089

where they hope to find a peaceful world,

and then it says not to open the chamber doors.

What should we do?

I think we should try to get those doors open.

- Good idea! - Yeah.

Oh, wait. There’s a sticker here on the door.

Shall I read it?

ALL: Yeah.

Okay. It says "Warning. Do not open door.

"The people inside are in no danger.

"If you open the door,

"it will ruin the suspended animation state,

"and the occupant will be unable to ever re-enter

a state of suspended animation."

Well, what should we do?

Maybe we should let them out.

I agree.

Yeah, they might be in danger or something.

Yeah. Okay.

- ( zap ) - Ow! It shocked me.

Was it an electrical shock?

I think so.

RECORDED VOICE: Greetings.

Someone has touched one of the handles

on our suspended animation chambers.

Perhaps you did not see

the many requests we have left around

asking that you not open the chambers.

Please, again, do not open the chambers.

The chambers will open automatically

in the year 2089.

So, if you would, leave us in peace

and do not tell the authorities

about this place. Thank you.

Wow, did you hear that?

ALL: Yeah.

What should we do?

Well, maybe we should notify somebody,

like the police.

Good idea, good idea, but first I think we should let them out.

- Yeah! - Yeah, but how?

Hey, look! Look, there’s an electrical box,

a power box.

- Electrical? - Yes, I think so. I think so.

Hey, hey, maybe we can turn off the power

to the shocking doorknobs and then get these people out.

Yeah, if they’re not dead already.

I’ll give it a try, but... Look, there’s a sign!

It says "Please, we are begging you.

"This is our life’s work.

"Do not turn off the power and open the doors.

"It would be the ruin of all our plans.

Just leave us alone. Can’t you understand?"

Does it say which switch to use to turn off the power to the doors?

No, but I’ll try this.

( zapping )

Now try it.

- It worked. - Yay!

- All right! - Come on out!

( chatter )

Uh! Are your arms sore? Mine are killing me!

Yes, it’s the routines she does.

Well, why do they have to be so hard?

Because she’s the best teacher on the East Coast.

Do you want to work professionally or not?

I guess.

All right, ladies, let’s get started.

I hope you’re warmed up. We have a lot to do today.

So, let’s take our positions, quickly.

Ready? Five, six, seven, eight.

- And right, two, three, four. - *

Left, two, three, four.

Front, two, three, four.

Back, two, three, four.

Don’t let us see your back.

Head always facing forward.

And rest. Okay, let’s shake it out.

Great. Excellent.

How, this time we’re gonna do it with the tape and the music,

and we’re going to also add the arms, so concentrate.

Let’s take the bonus position.

Hands on hip, and...

DON PARDO: A new car.

*

A new car.

A brand-new car.

This luxurious new car.

Now, listen to the descriptions of the cars,

because your eyes are your ears to your hands, okay?

This sporty new car.

This elegant new car.

Okay, great.

Now, we’re gonna do some Spiegel combinations.

Showcase positions, quickly. And...

These beautiful earrings,

diamond pendant and matching bracelet.

These beautiful earrings...

Graduate the fingers, ladies.

Mine are not the same length.

These beautiful earrings,

diamond pendant and matching bracelet.

Love that bracelet, girls, love that bracelet.

Okay, now, vocalization.

Let’s quickly warm up our mouths.

We want to be able to speak at any time

if called upon. Ready?

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, and smile.

Good. Now we’re gonna slow it way down, okay?

Ooh.

Ahh.

Ooh.

Ahh.

And smile. Great.

Um, Miss Darnell, my girlfriend told me

that whenever you smile you’re supposed to tilt your head.

No, never. That’s wrong.

When is the only time that we do tilt our heads?

When a contestant loses.

That’s right, the consolation tilt.

Now, let’s try it, please, shall we?

Ready, and...

*

Aww.

Let’s do it again, to the left.

*

Aww.

All right, now, today we’re gonna learn a new combination.

Yesterday, we learned to bring our arms

up together and snap,

leading with what always?

The wrist.

That’s right. Okay, now, today,

let’s do it, uh, yeah.

Let’s bring our arms up together and snap,

all of us, ready? Okay.

Now, today we’re going to add the arms

with a backward glide, okay?

That’s a little tough, so let’s concentrate.

Ready? And...

Back, two, three, and snap.

Excellent. Now.

Starting in the grand prize position,

we’re going to add the tape and the fanfare,

and please, please, listen for the pause.

Okay? Ready, and...

*

Because you’re going to...

Hawaii!

*

Flourish the hands, girls,

flourish the hands.

Whoo!

I wish it was real.

- Let’s do it again! - Let’s do it again!

Come on, come on!

I’m sorry, girls, but we’re out of time.

ALL: Aww!

But I do have a special surprise for you tomorrow

because we’re going to...

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Yes, that’s right,

we’re going to learn the Carol Meryl appliance presentation.

But, until tomorrow, bye-bye!

Well, thank you all very much.

That’s our show.

Thanks to all of these guys,

and, uh, what can I say?

I loved it, and happy birthday, Jan.

Thank you.