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ANNOUNCER:
Saturday Night Live,

normally seen at this hour,
will be delayed

so that we may present
this special message

from the President
of the United States.

Good evening,
I’m George Bush,

President of the United States
of America.

You know, a week
from tomorrow will mark

the end of the first 100 days
of my administration.

- ( no applause )
- Thank you. Thank you.

Even though we’ve
accomplished a great deal,

there’s still so much
to be done.

I have no intention
of coasting through

the remainder
of my term, no sir.

I could rest
on the laurels

of my compromise
budget package,

or bask in the glow

of my childcare
tax credit proposal,

but that’s not enough.

Sure, I’ve kept
my campaign promises.

Willie Horton
is still in jail.

The Pledge of Allegiance
being recited.

Thousand points of light
still operating

coming in
from all those areas,

the way that light
just comes all in there, sure.

Couple of things have gotten
kind of nasty out there.

Acid rain,
it’s a problem.

The frivolization
of the drug trade.

It’s bad!
It’s bad!

That oil spill up there
up in that whole area,

that oil spill up in
that whole thing up there...

Oil spill, too soon
to comment.

All the facts
aren’t in on it.

Can’t make that judgment.

Wouldn’t be prudent
at this time.

But Bar and I, happy.

Dan Quayle,
gaining acceptance.

The women’s issue,
taken care of.

People say the economy
has problems.

Try telling that
to that guy out there in Oregon

who’s working on that thing,
doing it,

going round and round
with that whole area out there.

That guy’s doing
a dandy job.

Good for him.
I’m not backing off one iota.

Me, I’m good.

Relaxed, voice low,

confidence factor
way up.

Every day, every day,
getting up,

working, thinking, doing.

Lot of phone calls,
talking to my advisors,

reviewing ideas,
getting mail,

travel time
between those meetings.

Meals, sure,
gotta eat.

Only human.

Three squares a day,
you betcha,

and not backing off
one iota

but doing
what a president does.

So, in summation,
the first hundred days, good.

The second hundred days,
too early to tell.

Can’t make
that judgment at this time.

Wouldn’t be prudent.

A lot of people out there
say TV is bad.

It’s bad!
It’s bad!

Try telling that to those
young people out there

going off doing that thing
on that show.

Those people out doing
that humor thing.

Live from New York,
it’s Saturday night!

ANNOUNCER:
It’sSaturday Night Live!

With Dana Carvey,
Nora Dunn,

Phil Hartman,
Jan Hooks...

Victoria Jackson,

Jon Lovitz,

Dennis Miller,

and Kevin Nealon.

And featuring
Mike Myers, Ben Stiller...

G.E. Smith and theSaturday
Night Live band...

musical guest
John Mellencamp...

and starring
Geena Davis!

ANNOUNCER: This Tuesday at 9:00,
it’sThe Bob Waltman Special,

a rare look
into the private world

of some of Hollywood’s
biggest celebrities.

NARRATOR: Roseanne Barr
is the most talked-about person

of the new season,
and her comedy TV series,

Roseanne, is the hit
of the year.

Roseanne, you
grew up alone,

no friends,
your father abandoned you.

What did that
do to you?

Uh...

It hurt.

Like, my father, like,

he never understood,
you know, like...

And your father died
before the two of you

had a chance
to reconcile?

Yeah, I guess, uh...

Well...

I promised myself
I wouldn’t do this.

Oh, no, that’s okay.
That’s okay.

You can do that.
You’re just being you.

That’s okay.

So, my father goes,
you know, like...

Like... ( sobs )

There was no chance
to apologize?

How does it feel that,
no matter what you do,

he’ll never, ever,
ever come back,

and it’ll always
be unresolved?

ANNOUNCER:
The Bob Waltman Special.

No one gets closer.

Diane Sawyer,
married for the first time

at 45 to director
Mike Nichols.

Also a new multi-million dollar
contract at ABC.

But is she happy?

Your closest
and dearest friend
recently died.

I’m sorry?

Your dog, Rupert.

Oh. Oh, yes, Rupert.
Good old Rupert.

Well, he was 16,
you know.

You’ll never spend time
with him again, ever.

Well, that’s true,
but he was just a dog.

I mean, he was a good dog,

but he had a very,
very good life. Yeah.

And to know that he
suffered needlessly,

unable to explain his pain
to you or anyone...

Yes, that’s --
that’s a possibility,

but, uh, Rupert,
Rupert never, uh --

Do you ever think
that maybe he just

wanted to be held
just one more time,

and you weren’t there?

Well, Rupert always
wanted to be held.

He was that kind
of dog, you know.

He was -- he just
wanted to be held.

This is very difficult.

Oh, no, hey,
that’s okay.

It’s okay
to have feelings.

Okay.

And when you see
his bowl sitting there
empty on the floor,

a chewed-up sock...

Yeah.

( sobbing )

This is very, very hard,
Bob, it really is.

ANNOUNCER: Bob Waltman:
opening doors

to Hollywood’s homes
and hearts.

No one gets closer.

NARRATOR: Burt Reynolds.

A sudden weight loss
three years ago

prompted an AIDS rumor,
and a string of flop movies

nearly brought his career
to a halt.

Some say he’s cold
and tough to get close to.

I say get ready to meet
the real Burt Reynolds.

Any dead parents, or...

Dead? Ha ha! Nope.

Both alive and well.

Anyone dead that you never
got to say good-bye to?

Nope. Nope.

Any bad childhood memories
of being the outsider,

the different one, the kid
nobody played with?

Nope, I was
pretty popular.

Did you hear about
Diane Sawyer’s dog?

Uh-huh.

Mm-mm.

And did you see
Terms of Endearment?

Beaches,maybe?

Hmm?

ANNOUNCER:
The Bob Waltman Special.

No one gets closer.

Aren’t
you nice? Oh!

Oh, aren’t
you so nice!

Hi, everybody,
I’m Linda Dano.

And I’m Dee Kelly.

Welcome
to Attitudes.

Boy, have we got
a hot show!

Yeah, we sure do.

We’ve got a lady here today
with the hottest vintage shop

on the East Coast.

Because she’s got jewelry,
novelty pieces,

clothing from ages ago.

Long ago
and far away.

You know what?
I love vintage clothing.

Oh, yeah!

- It’s so romantic.
- It is.

Dee, do you
wear vintage?

Well, I did once,
but it got old.

( both forcing laughs )

Wait a minute!
What are you telling me here?

I was trying
to tell a little joke.

I cannot
tell jokes!

Well, that was
a joke!

That was a joke,
wasn’t it?

- It was, it was.
- It was a joke.

And you know,
something, it’s hard --

it’s hard for a woman
to tell a joke, right?

Well, we had
a comedienne on, yeah.

Earlier this week.
She was funny!

Uh-oh. Oh!
Wasn’t she funny!

She made me laugh!

Yeah, she was funny,
I’m Italian.

( laughs )

Oh, yeah, we’ve got
a lady here today...

Oh, she’s got
a fabulous collection
of vintage clothing.

...who collects
from many different eras.

I saw her backstage.

Yes. She’s
from Tom’s River,
New Jersey,

and her name
is Toni Zimm.

Welcome.

Hi, Toni!

( indistinct greetings )

- Sit!
- Oh, yes!

Sit! Hi, hi, hi,
hi, hi, hi, hi!

- Hello.
- Yeah, nice to have you.

Very nice.

Now, I adore
what she’s wearing.

Well, it’s adorable.
Look at it.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- It is so neat,
it really is.

Now, tell us about
this neat, neat outfit
that you’ve got on.

Well, what I’m wearing
is an assortment of stuff
from my shop.

- Great! Fun stuff.
- Stuff, stuff, stuff, yeah.

- Stuff, stuff, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Now, how do you find all these
wonderful vintage things?

Well, on, uh, Tuesdays

I go early
to the Salvation Army,

and on Thursdays
I get up early

and go to church
thrift shops.

Then I mark up
what I buy a little bit,

and then I sell it
in my shop.

Oh, oh! Now,
explain to us what

your trained eye sees
that, say, mine wouldn’t.

Okay, I mean,
the instinct...

Yes. Yeah.

...that attracts you
to that special..

Yeah, what are
you looking for?

- Yes!
- What is that piece that...

What are
you looking for?

I think that’s
what you’re saying.

I look for things
without stains.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oftentimes I find an article
that looks perfect,

and then when I look
really closely,

it usually
has a stain.

Oh, see? Yes.
That’s the trained eye

I think I was talking
about earlier.

And you don’t buy
those pieces, yeah.

You don’t buy
them, no.

Now, what makes
a piece of clothing,
vintage, Toni?

- How old --
- Good question!

Thank you.
How old...

is old,
would you say?

Well, anything
before 1980 is vintage

is vintage,
I think, yeah.

Almost everything from my shop
is from the late ’70s.

’77, ’78, ’79?

The ’70s! The ’70s!

Now, that’s a decade
that still has us all puzzled.

- Doesn’t it?
- Not a clue.

Went right
over my head.

I lost it.
I don’t know.

Yeah. Yeah.

Now, why have you focused
on the ’70s?

- The late ’70s.
- Yes. Yes.

Well, uh, because things
from the ’70s are
so easy to find.

Yeah, they are.

But you have found
some great older
pieces, am I right?

Oh, yeah,
I definitely come across

vintage pieces from, like,
the ’30s and the ’40s and ’50s.

And those just must
go like hotcakes.

Actually, those
I keep for myself.

Yeah. Well,
what kind of people

buy the kind of clothes
that you sell, Toni?

Old people, mostly.
Poor people.

Poor people, yeah.
People with lots of kids.

- People on fixed incomes.
- Oh, that’s too bad.

- Mostly women.
- Women?

- Why is that, just women?
- Now, why don’t men --

I know, men are not
into vintage clothing.

That’s ridiculous!

Why aren’t men
into vintage clothing?

Yeah, why?

I don’t sell
men’s clothes.

- Oh.
- Oh.

No, no, once
a neighbor’s husband died

and she gave me
all his clothes,

but I gave them
to my dad.

So, so, it’s --
it’s a word
of mouth thing.

- It’s a word of mouth --
- Isn’t it?

All the good stuff you have
to know somebody to get.

Yes, I know, to get
a great table
at a restaurant,

- a good dentist...
- ...not even listed!

- It’s just --
- I know, it’s true, yeah.

Now, how -- how much
did the outfit

you’re now wearing
cost you?

Yeah, tell us how much --
she’s gonna tell us

how much
this whole thing cost.

- Yeah.
- How much?

- Eight dollars?
- Eight?!

Eight dollars? I mean,
my shoulder pads cost
more than eight dollars!

I’m ashamed!
Eight dollars for all of this!

Obviously, you’re not
going to go into Bloomingdale’s

and pay $90
for a skirt, you know.

- That’s what we do,
isn’t it?
- Yes, it is.

That’s what I do, too.

Yeah, oh, I spend
more than that.

I love buying
new clothes.

You know, they’re clean
and they’re pressed

and they hang
and look nice and all that.

They’re in style
and everything.

Putting something
together like this,
it’s very hard.

It’s not easy,
is it, Toni?

It’s a hard job,
preserving the past.

I’m sure. How do you --
how do you feel

wearing something
from the past?

I mean, do you ever
wonder who wore it
before you or something?

Yes, yes! Like, who wore
that specific jacket?

What was she like,
you know, where did she live?

Do you think about
who was -- whose jacket?

Well, this belonged
to my sister.

She lives in Tucson.

It’s spooky,
isn’t it?

Spooky!

Very daring.

You make me feel like
I just stepped off
a time machine.

( humming
Twilight Zonetheme )

- Hello!
- ( laughs )

Ohh!

Toni Zimm!
Thank you.

Finder, keeper,
collector of
old clothing.

We love you.

We certainly do.

- Thank you for being here.
- Thank you for being here

- so, so much.
- Thank you so much!

The name of your shop
is Secondhand Clothes.

- We almost forgot that.
- Oh, I know!

Ditzo! And, um,
tomorrow...

Professional
dry-cleaning at home.

Yes, and our mothers
are gonna be here.

- Aaah!
- Aaah!

- Not yours, ours!
- Ours!

ANNOUNCER: And now,
"Weekend Update"

with anchorperson
Dennis Miller.

Thank you.
Good evening,
and what can I tell you?

The entire population
of Beirut, Lebanon,

was finally
killed off this week,

and in order to keep
the fighting going,

more Lebanese were being
rushed into the city
as replacements.

Oliver North’s prosecutors
this week

denounced him
as a chronic liar

who thought he could
get away with a cover-up

of the Iran-Contra scandal,
and who still refuses

to accept any responsibility
for what he did.

The prosecutors
cited court records

that show North took
the Fifth Amendment

an unprecedented
314 times,

and out of 126 questions
he did answer,

on 124 of them he said,
"Yeah, that’s the ticket."

You know, I don’t know
if he’s guilty or innocent,

but I do know since he got
his hair cut for the trial

Oliver North looks
a lot like Jay North,

and if anybody knows
what that means, call me.

After heavy fighting
between Afghan guerillas

and Communist
government troops,

thousands of recoilers
rifle shells

littered this hilltop
near an Afghanistanian airport.

Local townspeople say
if you pick up one of the shells

and hold it up to your ear,
you can hear the decline of man.

Due in part
to the recent spill in Alaska,

crude oil prices
rose sharply this week,

reaching their highest level
in more than three years.

Crude oil has been defined
as oil that makes

unwanted advances
on our nation’s shoreline.

On Wednesday of this week
I pulled into an Exxon station

and asked to have
my oil checked,

whereupon
the 19-year-old attendant

hopped into a golf cart
and rammed my car.

He said my oil
looked fine.

Donald Trump announced
plans this week

to build himself an even bigger
and better genitalia.

Trump -- Trump is, uh,
Trump is shown here

describing the project
to a doorman at the Trump Plaza.

The project will be called
Trump’s Little Tower,

and is expected to be erected
in late 1991.

The...

Nothing like a good
Little Tower joke, huh?

The current Life Magazine
special issue

combines some
of today’s stars

with screen legends
of 50 years ago.

On the cover there’s Glenn Close
and Don Ameci,

Tom Hanks
and Jimmy Stewart,

Olivia de Havilland
and Bill Hurt,

and James Woods
with Bette Davis.

Inside there are more,
including Mighty Joe Young
and Dolph Lundgren.

And now, "Weekend Update’s"
two new movie critics.

Please welcome Mike Myers
and Ben Stiller. Hi, boys.

- Thank you, Dennis.
- Thanks, Dennis.

And, uh, first off,
let me start off

by saying we’re gonna
be reviewing Rain Man.

And I know it got
all the Oscars,

Best Picture
and everything,

but, frankly,
I thought it was boring.

Really, Ben?
I thought it was
pretty good, you know?

Well, yeah, I mean,
it’s not a bad film.

- No, no.
- It’s good --

It’s a good film, okay.

I mean, I’ll give
you Dustin Hoffman.

You know, I mean,
Dustin Hoffman,

you know, he wins
the Academy Award...

I thought he was...

- Deserving.
- Very good. Very good.

- Great.
- I thought he was --

- I mean, he was --
- Excellent, as a matter --

God, you don’t see
anything better
than that.

No way.
You do not, no.

- Are you kidding?
- No, and I thought
Tom Cruise --

- Tom Cruise was --
- Oh, man, sucked!

Not very good at all.
Not very good, no.

What was he doing?

Here’s a quarter, Tom.
Buy a clue.

- What was up?
- I don’t know what the hell
was going on.

See, for me,
it was the pacing.

- Oh!
- I thought the pacing
was, like...

- Fast.
- Oh, quick!

- Quick, wasn’t it?
- It was quick.

Then it started
going like that.

- And then it was...
- And then it would just...

- Drag.
- Slow. So slow.

It would slow down
to, like, nothingness.

- And what was
happening there?
- Nothing.

- That was --
- Oh, I don’t know.

The direction.
The direction was...

Oh, no.

It was, uh...

( both hissing )

- Sw...
- Sweet!

Sweet! Sweet! Sweet!
It was sweet!

It was like candy.
It was like sugar.

Sweetly told tale
of, you know,
sweet story.

Oh, I love that,
the sweetness!

But the thing is walking
out of the theater,

the people were --
what was the looks?

- It was, like --
- Like --

What was
the look?

- It was... gg -- bb --
- Oh, bb -- hhah --

- It was --
- Hhah hhah gg --

- Hhah!
- Hhah? Happy!

- Happy!
- It was happy!

They were so happy
they were going like this!

- What was the happiness?
- I don’t know.

- Yeah, God.
- It was -- the score.

- The musical score --
- Oh, the musical score was...

- Guh?
- Grree.

- Gree?
- Green?

- Greenland!
- Greenland!

- It was Greenland!
- Greenland! Greenland!

- No, no, no.
- No, it wasn’t Greenland.

No, but you know,
it was... ( grunts )

- Moo-woo-woo-ah!
- Moo-woo-woo-ah!

- DENNIS: Guys, guys!
- Aah!

Guys, come on!

I’m just
saying...

All right, so...

Come on.
I mean...

Whoa!

It was a great film.
Just say it.

- It was great.
- Dennis. Dennis.

I mean, come on.
We’re the reviewers.

- I think we can...
- Yeah, I mean...

I think we have
our own, uh...

Opinion?

- Opinion! Yes, yes!
- Yeah, thank you!

I think we have
our own opinion!

- All right.
- What he said.

Thank you.

Nice to have
the new guys aboard

to infuse the cast
with a new-found energy

in the form
of job paranoia.

You know...
( laughs )

The Post Office
has announced plans

to issue stamps
commemorating

the late king of rock ’n’ roll,
Elvis Presley.

The first stamp will depict
young Elvis

at the beginning
of his career

and will be followed

by the later Elvis
plate block of four.

Oof.

What does not kill me
makes me funnier.

And here’s the hot new product
on the American RV market.

It’s the fundamentalist
Winnebago.

Last month’s announcement
by University of Utah scientists

that they achieved
nuclear fusion

in a glass of water has
brought similar announcements

from the Universities
of Washington State,

Stanford, Texas, MIT,

and also from England,
India, Brazil,

Sweden, Poland,
Bulgaria, and dozens more,

and it’s created
a lot of confusion.

Nuclear fusion sounds
complicated, but it’s not,

and as a public service
we’d like to demonstrate

for you,
our "Weekend Update" viewers,

just how fusion
in a glass works.

All right.

Okay.

This is the heavy water.

This is
the hydrogen isotope.

Now watch.

( audience groans )

Now, uh...

Now, this is
a two-part process.

I’ll try to make this
a little cheesier.

Uh...

Now, science
is all theory...

Whoa, here comes
the particle accelerator!

* ( "Thus Spake Zarathustra" )

Yeah.

Kind of humbles you,
doesn’t it?

What the hell
has happened to me.

You know...

A sad note this week
from the world of sports.

The sport of ping-pong
was done away with

when it was learned
there are no more balls
left to play with,

as they are all now
being used for lotteries.

Hey, everybody,
let’s go hunting.

Su-nu-nu!
Su-nu-nu!

Su-nu-nu!
Su-nu-nu!

An asteroid half a mile wide
blazing through space

at nearly 50,000 miles
an hour skirted past Earth

last month
in a cosmic close call

unrivaled in the last 50 years,
according to NASA officials.

The asteroid
was being driven

by Oakland Athletic
right-fielder Jose Canseco.

Here is the Detroit Pistons
center James Edwards

being guarded from behind
by Indiana center Rick Smitts.

As you can see, Indiana’s rise
in the standings this year

has been attributed
to their new senior
winches defense.

Well, Yogi Bear’s kid
boo-booed again this week.

Former Major League
infielder Dale Barras,

son of Hall of Fame
catcher Yogi Bear

was arrested this week
for conspiracy to buy cocaine,

and if that wasn’t enough,

he was also charged
with resisting arrest.

Evidently, drug agents
broke in in mid-deal

and said,
"Hands up. It’s over!",

whereupon young Barra said,
"It ain’t over till it’s over!"

Convicted drug kingpin
Barry Kramer

was serving a life sentence
when he failed

in an escape attempt
from the Miami Metropolitan

Correctional Center
this week.

He was rushed
to Jackson Memorial Hospital
with serious injuries,

along with his cohort in crime
and pilot of the helicopter,

Wiley Coyote.
And...

After successfully completing
last week’s jump

of the fountains
of Caesar’s Palace,

daredevil Robbie Knievel
is already planning

his next stunt,
leaping Bryant Gumbel’s ego.

And, if...

And, if that works,
Knievel says

he’ll try
an even more difficult stunt

of jumping
over Willard Scott.

*

Hey, come here.
I found a cave!

Come on!

What? A cave?
Hey, look at that!

- Get in here!
- Wow! Look at this!

What is this place?

Yeah, and how come
we never found
this place before?

There were some bushes
in front of it

like somebody
was trying to hide it.

I’m scared.
Let’s get out of here.

Hey, what are
these things?

Yeah, what are
those things?

Hey, look.
Here’s a sign.

It says "what
these things are."

Should I read it?

ALL: Yeah!

Okay. It says "do not open
the doors on the glass cases.

"These cases are suspended
animation chambers.

"The people
are still alive,

but they’re in a state
of suspended animation."

And then it says
some other stuff,

and then it says
"Do not open the chambers."

Are they dead?

I don’t know,
but I wonder is who are they?

Yeah, who are they?

Hey, look,
here’s a book.

It says
"who we are."

Hey, well,
read it!

Yeah, read it.

Should I read it?

ALL: Yeah!

Oh, okay.

It says that they’re
a group of scientists

who discovered how
to suspend life indefinitely.

It says they’re going
to the year 2089

where they hope to find
a peaceful world,

and then it says not
to open the chamber doors.

What should we do?

I think we should try
to get those doors open.

- Good idea!
- Yeah.

Oh, wait. There’s
a sticker here on the door.

Shall I read it?

ALL: Yeah.

Okay. It says "Warning.
Do not open door.

"The people inside
are in no danger.

"If you open the door,

"it will ruin the suspended
animation state,

"and the occupant will be
unable to ever re-enter

a state
of suspended animation."

Well, what
should we do?

Maybe we should
let them out.

I agree.

Yeah, they might be
in danger or something.

Yeah. Okay.

- ( zap )
- Ow! It shocked me.

Was it
an electrical shock?

I think so.

RECORDED VOICE:
Greetings.

Someone has touched
one of the handles

on our suspended animation
chambers.

Perhaps you did not see

the many requests
we have left around

asking that you not
open the chambers.

Please, again, do not
open the chambers.

The chambers will open
automatically

in the year 2089.

So, if you would,
leave us in peace

and do not tell
the authorities

about this place.
Thank you.

Wow, did you
hear that?

ALL: Yeah.

What should
we do?

Well, maybe we should
notify somebody,

like the police.

Good idea, good idea,
but first I think
we should let them out.

- Yeah!
- Yeah, but how?

Hey, look! Look, there’s
an electrical box,

a power box.

- Electrical?
- Yes, I think so.
I think so.

Hey, hey, maybe we can
turn off the power

to the shocking doorknobs
and then get these people out.

Yeah, if they’re
not dead already.

I’ll give it a try, but...
Look, there’s a sign!

It says "Please,
we are begging you.

"This is
our life’s work.

"Do not turn off the power
and open the doors.

"It would be the ruin
of all our plans.

Just leave us alone.
Can’t you understand?"

Does it say which switch
to use to turn off
the power to the doors?

No, but I’ll
try this.

( zapping )

Now try it.

- It worked.
- Yay!

- All right!
- Come on out!

( chatter )

Uh! Are your arms sore?
Mine are killing me!

Yes, it’s
the routines she does.

Well, why do they
have to be so hard?

Because she’s
the best teacher
on the East Coast.

Do you want to work
professionally or not?

I guess.

All right, ladies,
let’s get started.

I hope you’re warmed up.
We have a lot to do today.

So, let’s take
our positions, quickly.

Ready? Five, six,
seven, eight.

- And right,
two, three, four.
- *

Left, two, three, four.

Front, two, three, four.

Back, two, three, four.

Don’t let us
see your back.

Head always
facing forward.

And rest.
Okay, let’s shake it out.

Great. Excellent.

How, this time we’re gonna do it
with the tape and the music,

and we’re going to also add
the arms, so concentrate.

Let’s take
the bonus position.

Hands on hip, and...

DON PARDO: A new car.

*

A new car.

A brand-new car.

This luxurious new car.

Now, listen
to the descriptions of the cars,

because your eyes are
your ears to your hands, okay?

This sporty new car.

This elegant new car.

Okay, great.

Now, we’re gonna do
some Spiegel combinations.

Showcase positions,
quickly. And...

These beautiful earrings,

diamond pendant
and matching bracelet.

These beautiful
earrings...

Graduate the fingers,
ladies.

Mine are not
the same length.

These beautiful
earrings,

diamond pendant
and matching bracelet.

Love that bracelet,
girls, love that bracelet.

Okay, now,
vocalization.

Let’s quickly
warm up our mouths.

We want to be able
to speak at any time

if called upon.
Ready?

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah,
ooh, ah, and smile.

Good. Now we’re gonna
slow it way down, okay?

Ooh.

Ahh.

Ooh.

Ahh.

And smile. Great.

Um, Miss Darnell,
my girlfriend told me

that whenever you smile you’re
supposed to tilt your head.

No, never.
That’s wrong.

When is the only time
that we do tilt our heads?

When a contestant loses.

That’s right,
the consolation tilt.

Now, let’s try it,
please, shall we?

Ready, and...

*

Aww.

Let’s do it again,
to the left.

*

Aww.

All right, now,
today we’re gonna learn
a new combination.

Yesterday, we learned
to bring our arms

up together
and snap,

leading with what
always?

The wrist.

That’s right.
Okay, now, today,

let’s do it,
uh, yeah.

Let’s bring our arms up
together and snap,

all of us, ready?
Okay.

Now, today we’re going
to add the arms

with a backward
glide, okay?

That’s a little tough,
so let’s concentrate.

Ready? And...

Back, two, three,
and snap.

Excellent. Now.

Starting in
the grand prize position,

we’re going to add
the tape and the fanfare,

and please, please,
listen for the pause.

Okay? Ready, and...

*

Because you’re
going to...

Hawaii!

*

Flourish the hands, girls,

flourish the hands.

Whoo!

I wish it was real.

- Let’s do it again!
- Let’s do it again!

Come on,
come on!

I’m sorry, girls,
but we’re out of time.

ALL: Aww!

But I do have a special surprise
for you tomorrow

because we’re going to...

*

Yes, that’s right,

we’re going to learn
the Carol Meryl
appliance presentation.

But, until tomorrow,
bye-bye!

Well, thank you all
very much.

That’s our show.

Thanks to all
of these guys,

and, uh,
what can I say?

I loved it,
and happy birthday, Jan.

Thank you.