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Oh hey! Karla!

Where you going?

I'm on my way home.

Where were you?

Just went shopping for skirts and jeans.

And mollusks for our food stall.

Jump in. I'll take you home.

How would I fit in there?

Wait, let me get these out of the way.

Hang on. You squished my eggs.

Can you lift up your skirt so I can take out my eggs?

I think you should drop the pants down first before you take out your eggs.

You're right.

Okay…

Okay.

Ah, Karla, can I… can I place my eggs on your lap?

Sure!

What about my mollusks?

I'll hold your mollusks for you while you hold my eggs.

-Okay? -Alrighty.

Karla, please…

Take care my eggs don't break, yeah?

I don't have any to replace them with.

Pong, what's your real job anyway?

My job?

Well, the truth is, I’m a treasure hunter!

You see, there are gold bars around this area

that were buried during the Japanese occupation.

And I have a map that shows where to find them.

That means you'll be a rich man once you get it.

Of course! Richer than the prince of Brunei!

Hey. Don't forget about us when that happens, yeah?

Oh, sure.

I'll take you with me, if you want.

As long as you soap me down good.

What kind of soaping did you have in mind?

Give me that. I'll show you.

You should do it like this. See?

Like this...

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What are you're doing?

Ah, boss! We're just helping Pong take a bath.

He's taking a bath but you're the one he's soaping?

No, it's not like that. I was just teaching her proper washing.

The proper way.

The car wash is for cars, right?

Anghelita, I'm still saving up for a car

so I thought I'd stand in in the mean time.

You're a piece of work. That's the oldest trick in the book.

I swear, if you weren't my best friend's cousin…

Are you going to get waxing and detailing, too?

Ah, no. Just wash. I’m just here for the wash.

Car Wash - Pepe Food Stall

Handing you back your mollusk.

You can let go of my eggs now.

It's stuck.

Here we go.

You were cupping it so tightly.

Thanks, Jack. Glad I ran into you.

My Pepe!

Can you help me with these bags?

Put these over there.

What?! Did you say "help"?

Help yourself!

Listen here, I only waited for you because nobody was manning the shop.

I'm already seeing someone else!

I'm leaving you!

Huh? Why would you do that? You are so unfair!

Me? You're calling me unfair?

Yes!

Why?

I've had a man on the side for so long!

But did I ever leave you?

Did I? Do you even realize that?

No, I didn't.

I was wrong, I was wrong. It's my fault!

Come here.

I knew I was wrong.

Hey, buddy. Where have you been?

I bought stocks for Inang. There they are.

Can you take this one home? He might catch a cold.

-Hi Jack! -I'm off.

Alright.

Pong, you told me you'll go with me to town!

But you're in here fooling around! I'm taking you home!

Okay, okay.

Girls, put it on my tab. I didn't bring cash with me.

Pong, don't forget to take us on your treasure hunting, okay?

Oh, sure sure!

Hang on, you forgot your shirt.

Give it here.

And Pong, you drive the sidecar. I'm tired.

No problem!

Bye!

Bye!

Okay!

Woohoo!

Let's bring these inside.

Ma!

What took you so long?

Pong left me to do all the shopping in town!

Ah, Ma, what about that money I was going to borrow?

Don't start with me. I haven't got any money!

Ma, please. It's fare money. Just a thousand.

A thousand?

Auntie, lend him some cash. Jack's going to an audition.

Audition?!

Ma-

Another audition? Every week you're going to those auditions!

Bring my stocks inside.

Damnit, Ma…

Hurry up!

Goddamn audition!

Ma, please…

Ma, please let me do this.

Don't be so stingy, Ma. Please!

Promise, this is my last try. It's a good project!

I don't want to hear it. I have nothing to give you.

Take some cues from your cousin. He's looking for treasure!

Pong, how's it going with the treasure hunting?

Don't you worry, Auntie. I'm close to finding it. I got a map!

Ma, this will bring us money, too. I just need to get there.

Hold on. Didn't you tell me you're saving up?

Where's your money then?

Where else? He's spending it on his girlfriend Liwayway.

She needed it to go abroad. Being an international model and all!

It's Liwayway!

Who's that?

I just told you, it's Liwayway.

Hi Jack! I'm here in Paris!

Do you see the Apple Tower?

Ah? Apple?

There, right behind me! It's so beautiful! It's a dream come true!

"Apple"? Maybe she meant "Eiffel" Tower.

You should have used her fare money to enroll her instead!

Hi, Pong! Hi, Miss Digna! Good morning to you!

Hello!

Hi, Liwayway!

But wait. It's only been two hours. You're already there?

Of course, it's a quick trip when there's no traffic. What time is it there?

It's 10 a.m.

It's 10 a.m. here, too!

That's amazing!

How could that be?

I gotta go, Jack. Could you load up my phone? I'm out of credits.

We're off to Egypt!

Bye!

Ah, wait! Liwayway—

Dude, that's suspicious as hell.

She left at 8:30 in the morning and got there at 10:30 in the morning.

Do I smell something fishy?

Pong, don't do that.

Don't be suspicious of her.

Nah, none of that.

Wait. Why don't you borrow money from your best friend's mom?

Doesn't she run a lending gig?

No, I'm not doing that. It's embarrassing.

Better than not getting to your audition.

Anyway, I think you got real lucky for dating Liwayway.

Why?

She's an international model!

You should get married so you can have a baby with her!

A baby?

I remember back in school my teacher told us that

babies come from storks!

What stork?

Stork. It's a giant bird!

I don't know what your teacher is talking about!

All I know is, you came from a small bird!

Whose bird?

A small penis.

Oh my god, Babe! Egypt is so gorgeous!

Aw, oh my god, you really do love me!

We were just in Paris! Now, we're in Egypt!

Ah, there's a dog! Come, let's take a picture!

Hang on.

Babe, that's not a dog. It's called a sphinx.

What spinks?

That's far from spink. More like golds.

You're colorblind, aren't you?

Come on, then. Let's take a picture. Put your arms around me. Right here.

Wait, wait. Somebody might see us here! Jack might find out.

Don't be nervous, Babe. We're so far from the Philippines.

Didn't you say we're in Egypt?

I know that, but he might know someone here.

We still need to head off to New York. That's where your photoshoot is.

New York?!

Yes!

I don't have enough to go there. Wait, I should call Jack.

Babe, don't call him because New York is just walking distance.

It's right over there!

-Huh? -Come on.

Babe, you're right! Oh my god!

It really is New York!

Statue of Liberty! Babe, oh my god!

Careful, you might fall.

I'm in New York! Oh my god, is this for real?

Mhm!

Babe!

My grandmother used to tell me,

"it's a small world!"

Oh, babe, thank you so much!

Are you done?

Oh babe-

Okay, stand over here.

Right there.

Here.

There we go.

-Fix your hair. -Hold this. Hold my phone.

Touch up, okay?

Okay.

Alright, just fix the hair.

Rocky, I don't see a lot of bettors coming here lately.

Mamang, I think the people here

in Barrio Malinaw have already run out of money.

Looks like they have squandered all their belongings.

Is that so?

In that case, we should start looking for a new place to be!

We can't keep running this place for change!

Mamang, the barrio we just came from,

everyone who wants to redeem their money and belongings or what-not

we’ll quicky divide it amongst ourselves.

That's what I like about you, Rocky. I can rely on you.

I know you won't let me down.

There's just one thing, Rocky.

I don't like how you dealt with one of our patrons.

You waived his bills!

Instead, you dated him!

I was just toying with him, Mamang!

I was just carried away.

Just don't do it again.

Yes, Mamang!

Hurry up!

You were right.

-Hey, Jack! -Yeah?

It's Sabel.

Huh?

Sabel.

Let's go say hi.

Huh?

Hi, Sabel!

Sabel!

Oh hey Jack! Hi Pong!

I'm salivating!

Huh?

Why?

There are so many mangoes!

Huh?

Can we have some mangoes?

Oh sure. Go climb up.

Ah, bad timing.

Why?

I broke my leg.

Really?

When did that happen?

Just now!

Huh?!

Maybe Jack could do it?

Ah, he knows nothing about climbing trees.

I'm pretty much a pro-

Ah no, you're not! You already forgot how to, remember?

Really?

Yes!

What are we going to do?

Who's going to climb up the tree?

I wonder who can do it?

I guess I could do it.

Go on, climb up.

Hey, Sabel! What's going on here?

Mama! I'm just getting mangoes for Jack and Pong.

Look at how short your skirt is!

What? It's a long skirt.

And your chest!

Nothing's showing, Mama.

Go inside. Change into something else!

Okay, mama.

Hey. You boys.

Yes, ma'am?

Do you really want mangoes?

Yes, ma'am!

Alright, stay back.

Why?

I'll climb up for you.

What? Oh, nevermind! We have somewhere else to be.

Yeah, we're late for something.

You know what, I'm so sick of you!

I'm tired of all the shit you do!

I want you to leave!

I'll leave even if you don't tell me to!

And I wish, you end up in hell.

Okay.

Where are you going?

Here, in hell!

Do you think this is hell?

Damn right!

Come here, you little devil. Give Lucifer a kiss!

Okay, fine.

Wait, wait, wait.

My skin is crawling.

Oh no, I can feel it itoo.

You taste so good, little devil!

Let's go!

Somebody might see us!

Hi, miss! Is Anghelita inside?

Boss? Yeah, she's in the gym!

-She is? -Right at the back.

Come on!

No, I think I need to stay here for a bit, Jack. I got tired from walking.

Alright.

We'll have a quick meeting after you're done with that.

Sure!

Hey!

Ouch!

Oh hey buddy, what's the matter with you?

Wow! As if you don't know!

What brings you here? What do you need?

That's the thing. I was hoping to borrow some cash.

How much?

Ah! Miss Chessa!

One thousand, ma'am.

Thanks, Ma.

You do know that my daughter will break your bones

if you don't pay me back!

I'm not even sure this'll heal up!

Ma, I'm not doing this to scare off people.

Hang on, I'll get the money.

What's it for anyway? Take me with you!

Nah, I'll just trouble you. I'm going to audition.

All the more you should bring me along! You need a body guard!

Bodyguard?!

Yeah!

Why did you kick me then?

I didn't mean to. Anyway, I'm going to take a shower.

Here's seven hundred.

I said I needed a thousand.

I took out the interest!

Goddamn!

Just tell Anghelita I'll join her in the shower.

What?!

She'll shower here, I'll shower at home. Bye!

It's been a while, huh?

That's pretty tough. Even if you don't tell me, I know the feeling.

Are you missing it that badly?

Yeah.

So bad.

Then why don't you talk to him?

Can you talk to money?

Hey! Come here. Let's have a meeting, come on.

According to the map, we'll run into two mountains.

At the foot of the mountain, we'll find a grassy cavern.

That's where a huge, and bristling treasure is buried!

That's what the old man who gave me this map said.

That's what we're going to look for later!

And when we find it… then we'll all be rich! What do you think?

So? Are you ready for later?

Of course we are!

Later at midnight?

Behind the banana tree?

I like that! By the way, about the equipment- I'll take care of that.

As for you ladies, all you have to bring is…

your bodies.

Huh? Our bodies?

What are we gonna wear?

Just come as you are.

I didn't know you were so kind. You're being so thoughtful.

Not at all!

Hey, Pong, we're leaving. We're going somewhere with Anghelita.

Oh, I can't. We made plans for later.

Alright. I'll go with Anghelita.

Captain!

Something made you strut into my joint. What can I do for you?

You see, many of the townsfolk have petitioned to drive you out of here.

Ever since you came to this place,

a lot of them have lost their properties.

Are you blaming this on me, Captain?

Not at all, it's just my point of view.

The truth is, we're on our way out of this place.

Really?! Thanks, Joker.

What about the land titles?

I'll take those with me, of course!

Huh? Why take them?

Why not?

They pawned those documents because they ran out of money for gambling!

I hope you'll consider leaving those.

Captain! Can they pay it off?

I think you'd better stay a little longer.

I thought you wanted us out of here.

Right! I want you to leave!

I mean, you should stay here.

Just keep this in mind, Cap.

I'll give them a week.

If they don't pay off their debts,

they should surrender their properties.

Got it?

I hope you think about my request, Joker.

I'll be off.

Hang on, Jack.

This is a commercial building.

Are you sure this is the right place?

I'm sure. That's what my friend told me.

One of the offices in the here belongs to a producer.

Ah, let's wait over there.

But where's the office?

I wonder.

It's probably back here.

Because that guy looks like a model!

A model came out of there!

Let's check it out.

Ah, good morning. Could I-

Do you have experience?

No, ma'am.

I'm very good, really.

Ah, I'm sorry. We're looking for someone with experience.

Why don't you try me?

Alright, I'll give you a chance.

Miss.

Lie down, please.

Me?

You!

Hey, what is this?

-Go on, just do it. -Lie down!

Just do it for me. Please?

Okay, pretend that one morning,

you saw this woman lifeless by the beach.

Do what you need to do.

What are you doing?

Do I have to take her clothes off?

There's no need.

Okay, then.

Hey, wait!

What are you doing?

Go straight for the mouth!

But we're on the beach.

I'm just getting started!

That's how it's done! Straight for the mouth!

Really?

Best friend.

This is just play-acting, okay?

Don't get carried away.

Try to control yourself.

Okay?

Hey, wait!

Stop that!

Why are you making out with her?

It's a romantic moment, duh?

Romantic?!

This woman drowned!

You need to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation immediately!

Are you sure you're applying to be a lifeguard?

Lifeguard?!

Okay, buddy.

I suggest we just meet back at the entrance.

You can relax here for a bit.

Just relax.

What was that all about?

I don't know, ma'am.

I'd better go.

I need to drown someone in punches.

What the hell was that?!

Acting, huh?!

Stand up!

Stand up!

Wait!

Wait!

Hey!

Don't touch me!

I didn't know what happened in there!

Bestie, you know I wouldn't do that to you!

You're not my type!

Besides, I'm not crazy.

When have I ever kissed a dude?

When?

- You're calling me a dude? - Yup!

What the hell is going on with you?!

You're being so loud! You're disturbing our auditions!

Sorry, ma'am.

Sorry...

Get out of here!

Okay, thank-

Come on, let's go home.

Wait.

Did you hear that?

Audition!

You're annoying.

This better be real this time!

Or else you won’t get a chance to audition ever again.

Wait, are you going to do audition?

Yes, ma'am!

Okay, hang on.

Here's the script.

Read it so when you go in, go straight to acting.

Got it.

Just a reminder.

He's the director, writer, producer,

and he's a real doctor.

Huh?!

He'll also be your co-actor for the audition.

Why is he doing everything?

You ask too many questions. We're still a small company.

Break a leg! Get in! Go!

Okay, thank you!

First door, okay?

What is it?

Ace it!

Good luck.

For our future.

Ah, I mean, for mine.

Just get in!

Okay.

Are you ready?

I've studied the dialogue.

Good.

Camera!

Action!

What can I do for you?

Ah, I just came in for a checkup, Doc.

Oh, alright.

Please go to the examination table.

Okay.

Breathe in.

And again.

Okay.

I'd like you to know that

you're still alive!

Because…

you're still breathing!

Wow!

Thanks, Doc! Thank you!

Thank you- is that it?

Want some more?

No problem.

Turn around.

Turn around? Okay.

Cough.

And again.

Okay.

I'd like you to know, that you have a cough.

What?!

How did you know?

Trust me!

You're amazing!

Okay, cut!

Okay, you got the role!

Get out there and sign a contract with Ms. Mondragon.

Really?

Congratulations!

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Thank you, Doc- I mean, Direk.

I'll leave them to you.

Congrats!

Thank you, Doc, thank you.

Here's your contract.

It's just one page so sign in.

Oh, man!

Okay, okay, okay!

You'll get your downpayment on your first shooting day.

Yes!

Here's the full script, go over it.

Your character is a billionaire taking a vacation on planet Mars!

You're the lead!

Congrats!

Is this for real?!

I'm the lead star?!

Yes!

- What?! I'm the lead? - Yes!

See, look at the title!

January, February, Mars!

Congrats, best friend!

Ah, before you go,

here's the invoice.

Five hundred!

Five hundred? For what?

For the checkup!

Weren't we acting in there?

What? No!

That was an actual consultation with Doc because he's a real doctor!

Besides, everyone who came to audition paid up!

How many came in?

60. You're the 60th.

At least you got the part.

So it's still a win.

It's just five hundred pesos compared to how much you'll be earning!

One, two, three, four, five-

That's too much.

We should finish this quickly.

Boss Anghelita might get angry with us.

Don't worry!

I'll cover for you.

I wonder where the treasure's buried.

The map says there should be a cave?

We need to find that cave.

Wait.

What if we split up into two teams?

Mari and Paula,

go right.

Petra and I will survey this area.

What do you think?

Good idea!

We'll meet back here?

Game?

Game!

Let's go.

They're gone.

We're alone now.

What is that?!

Ah, that's a pickaxe.

Pickaxe?!

Why is it so small?!

It's small but it's sharp.

What kind of food stall is this?!

We're the only customers!

Who's going to pay for this meal?

You.

Why me?

I own this place!

I really hate that about you.

I'm always on the losing end.

I think it's better if we just end this!

Let's call it quits!

But know this,

I'll be taking our only child with me!

You can't do that! I went through a lot of pain for him!

When I was giving birth to him, I had one foot in the grave!

For your information,

I had my share of my pain while making him!

Because one of my heads was literally buried!

Okay, enough.

Let’s not fight in front of the food.

I think it's best if we just made another kid

so should we split up in the future, we'll both get one!

Does that sound good to you?

Okay.

Come give me a kiss.

Yum! Can I have another one?

Bestfriend, I'm so happy!

This is the happiest day of my life!

I'm a lead actor!

Yes, best friend!

Woohoo!

Congrats!

Leading man!

Oh, but bestfriend.

Can we keep this between us for now?

Because I want to surprise Mama on the first showing day!

She'll be over the moon for sure!

Because in the movie,

his son's the lead actor!

Okay!

Whatever you say.

I'll get you something to drink.

Thanks!

I need to practice my lines.

Mari and I didn't find anything.

Pong and I didn't dig up anything either!

Nothing!

One of you's probably unlucky!

Huh?! Wow.

Maybe we should switch teams.

Paula and Petra,

try that left side this time.

Mari and I will look over here.

Good idea.

We'll meet back here as usual.

Game?

Game!

Let's go!

They're gone.

We're alone now.

What's that?

-What's a frog doing in there? -Frog?

No, that's a pickaxe.

Pickaxe?!

Why does it look like it's alive?

Here it comes!

Okay! Let me try.

Someone's calling!

I wonder who it is.

Hello?

Hello?!

Uncle!

Uncle…

I'm glad you called!

We're up to our necks in debt!

I don't think we can recover!

What was that?

What did you say?

Huh?

Are you serious?

You're coming home and leaving me 100 billion dollars?!

Oh, this sounds good...

I feel like I'll become rich through this guy.

Uncle!

Uncle!?

Uncle!

I'll wait for you.

And for your 100 billion dollars.

Jack?

Huh?

Son?

Jack, is something bothering you?

No, it's nothing, ma'am.

It's nothing.

Wait. Did I hear you correctly? 100 billion pesos?

Ah, no.

Dollars, not pesos.

Are you collecting the payment?

Huh? No.

Actually, I can lend you more.

Do you need cash?

Wait, I have some here.

Take this. That's a hundred thousand pesos.

A hundred thousand pesos?

What am I going to do with this?

Buy whatever you need!

Spend it on anything you want! It's up to you!

But what if-

Ma!

What's that?

Ah, it's nothing.

I'll go ahead, Jack. I'll leave my daughter to you.

Anghelita, go and attend to Jack.

Take good care of him.

I'll go ahead.

What was that about?

She just lent me a lot of money!

100 thousand!

What?

Yeah.

I'll give it back.

Don't!

This is a blessing!

And I'll be needing this to play my character.

I'll actually feel like I'm rich!

And I'll go meet Liwayway!

She'll be surprised!

I'll take her shopping with me for expensive clothes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Well, I'll be off.

See you later.

Lead actor.

Lead actor.

He didn't even touch the juice.

Nothing.

Petra and I couldn't find anything.

We didn't dig up anything either!

What the hell.

We should switch teams again.

Mari and Petra,

try over there.

Paula and I will look around here.

What do you think?

Good idea.

Let's meet back here, alright?

Game?

Game!

Let's go?

We're alone now.

They're gone-

Stop talking!

Wait! Wait!

Wait, take it easy!

Oh, babe.

What's the good news?

I got a role in a film!

As the lead actor!

Have you received your downpayment?

Not yet.

They'll pay me on the first day of shooting.

Really?

But I have money.

Aww, you're being so mysterious.

But I'm using it tomorrow.

Bummer.

But don't worry!

I'll give you some.

Aww!

You and your surprises!

Will 50 pesos be enough for you?

50?!

- What the hell! - Okay.

Let's raise the stakes.

100 pesos!

100 pesos!

I knew it!

Love, you're so generous!

And because of that, Liwayway,

I've missed you so much.

I won't let you rest!

Love.

Oh, babe?

"Babe"?

I mean Manager Leon!

What's up?

Huh?!

Italy!

Oh! Okay! Okay!

Italy?!

What's going on?

Oh no, babe,

I'm sorry I can't go with you.

I have a photoshoot in Italy.

What?

But I need you with me tomorrow to go shopping for expensive clothes!

Sorry, I'm busy.

Hi, good evening!

What's up?

Galema!

Perfect timing!

I'll ask Galema to go with you.

She's my stylist.

She's the best.

Wait a minute.

Who's going with you to Italy?

Just my manager, Leon!

Just the two of you?

No way.

I'm coming with you.

Stay here. We can't afford to go together.

Galema, I'll leave him to you.

I have to pack my things.

Do what you have to do, okay?

What do you need?

Clothes that will make me look rich.

I'm going to shop for you but you need to come to my house.

Your house?

Where do you live?

I live nearby, in Barrio Mapagbigay. (Generous)

I'll take care of you!

Listen here, Suma-

Galema!

Ah, Galema.

Your tricks won't work on me!

How about this?!

How about this?!

I'll just make a call.

Okay.

Hello, best friend?

You need to come with me tomorrow!

I need to shop for fancy clothes!

Please come with me!

For safety!

Whoa!

Cuz!

What happened to you?

Get in!

Good evening, Jack!

Wait, what happened to my cousin?

I think he got tired.

Tired? Why?

He was busy with his pickaxe.

You axed him?

He was digging for treasure!

Ah, with the pickaxe.

Cuz, could you clean up my map and hang it to dry?

We're leaving Pong here, okay?

Yeah, of course you should leave him!

Come on, let's leave him.

Ah, no.

Wait, wait.

Our house is that way.

What did you mean?

Ahh, you meant you're leaving my cousin with me.

Okay. Alright, go on home.

Bye!

Be safe!

Bye!

Bye, Pong!

Take care, now!

Best friend, why did you make Galema buy all these clothes for you?

She picked out all of these!

That outfit makes him look expensive!

Next, please!

Wow!

Nice!

You're really good at this!

Yes!

Okay?

Okay!

Wow!

How about this?

It suits you, bestfriend! It really does!

You'll fit right in on Mars!

You think so?

Mars, here I come!

Thank you.

I'm so glad you're always here for me.

What will I ever do without you?

I can't imagine life without you.

Ricardo, you're probably just saying that because you've had a drink.

Can you not interrupt us?

We're having a moment here.

They say forever doesn't exist.

But it does!

We'll be together forever.

You never change, Ricardo!

Pong, what happened to you last night? You look all spent.

He said he went into three caves last night but didn't find any treasure!

Well, naturally! You won't see anything in a dark cave!

Next time, remember to bring me along!

Uncle, forget it.

You won't last long.

What are you talking about?

I'm an expert at exploring caves.

Come here.

Good day, Mr. Rick.

And to you, Ms. Digna!

I brought you a dish.

I made it very special!

Thank you, you came just in time.

We haven't cooked our lunch yet.

Mr. Rick, is it true that Jack's uncle is visiting?

Uncle?

I think someone might be coming,

but it's a secret.

How did you find out?

Secret!

Then it's true…

that he's inheriting a billion pesos!

Thank you.

Mama!

Papa!

Hey, Ricardo. Who's that?

Did you have a child with another woman?

He probably dropped off the wrong house.

Uncle! That's Jack!

Jack?

Jack who?

Your son!

Did I have a son with you?

You're trying my patience!

You're giving me a headache!

Oh, Jack!

What's all this? What happened to you?

It's a long story.

Let's go inside. I'll tell you all about in private.

Now that I know for sure that Jack's a billionaire,

I'll make sure my daughter ends up with him!

Jack's a billionaire now?

So that's why he's wearing nice clothes!

I'll message in the group chat.

Me too!

Wow, Jack's a bilionaire!

Wow, Jack's a bilionaire!

Wow, Jack's a bilionaire!

-Son. -Yes?

Tell me the truth.

Where did you get that money?

From Madam Chessa.

She let me borrow 100 thousand pesos last night!

- From Chessa? - Yes!

Chessa let you borrow that amount?

Yes!

She even cooked for us.

Jack.

What did you do to Madam Chessa?

- Well, I jumped- - You jumped her?

I jumped on the opportunity.

Imagine, she lent me that cash without interest?

That's good deal!

Who is it? Come in.

Good day, auntie.

I was hoping you'd take my daughters in to help you around the house.

Sure, we'll take them!

What? No!

What do you think this place is, a beer house?

Auntie, please, hire them as your help.

They can do the laundry, cleaning, cooking…

Won't you take us in, Jack?

I’m telling you, you won't regret it.

Darlings, sorry.

We don't need help around the house.

I do! I need a caregiver!

I need it.

Cut it out. You're getting on my nerves.

Besides, look at your daughters!

You can see just about everything.

Are you familiar with Tiktok?

Cut it out!

Auntie, please. I just really need the money.

My house and lot's pawned off to Joker.

I'm really sorry, dear.

We really don't need an extra hand around here.

You should take your daughters home

or they'll catch a cold.

Okay then, sorry for the trouble. Thank you.

Oh no, Ma, I feel bad for them!

Imagine, they might lose their house and lot to that gambling den!

That's the thing. Think about it.

Look what they've done.

Folks around here are so addicted to gambling,

they even pawned off their properties!

Hey Ricardo.

Call up a folk healer to cast away this bad luck from our village!

It's no wonder our luck's running dry!

Luck comes knocking and you sent it away!

I was inviting them in!

I have had it with you!

You think it's real?

Jack's a billionaire!

We should get a share!

I want some of that, too!

Can you believe it? Jack, a billionaire?

Is this Jack?

There's no other Jack here but Jack.

Then it must be Jack!

Obviously, it's Jack.

Sis! Did you hear?

Jack's a billionaire!

Really?!

Who said that?

Everyone in the neighborhood knows!

Really?

Do you think Sabel knows?

Is this the Leaning Tower of Pizza Pie?

It doesn't look like a pizza pie.

It looks like a crooked wedding cake!

Who made that?

What an idiot.

I wanted to tell you something.

Hey, thank you.

You fulfilled my dream of being... an Interational Model!

And to be able to travel around the Earth!

Thank you, babe.

That's the thing, babe, I want to confess something.

The truth is-

Shh, quiet!

Is this true?!

No idea, Jack gave you that phone, right?

No, this text from my mom!

She says Jack's a billionaire!

What?!

Is that true?

My mom wouldn't lie to me!

Actually, she doesn't even like Jack.

Babe, this is it!

Listen to me, okay?

This is our chance!

What chance?

Listen... if it's true that Jack is a billionaire,

you can get more money from him, you can extort him for more!

Not just 100?

Babe, you can ask as much as 100 thousand.

100 thousand?

Even a million, babe.

That's too hard to count, I don't want to.

Babe, here's what you do...

Call Jack, so he doesn't forget about you and tell him that you want a wedding!

-A wedding? -Yes babe, quick, call him!

Alright! I want to get married!

Yes, I'll call Jack... here he is.

Hello?

Love, what are you doing?

Just eating with my manager, Leon.

Hi Jack!

Let's eat, the food is great!

And the view here is beautiful, very romantic!

Thank you!

I just ate. Now I'm taking a shit.

Maybe you should call him later.

I'm excited to get married!

Love? What happened? Why aren't you on video?

Love? Something wrong? Why did you call?

What wedding?

I'm getting married to my manager, Leon!

What?!

We're not getting married, babe!

I meant you and Jack!

Why would I marry him if we're the real lovers?

Yeah, but if you and Jack get married, you can just split up.

Why would we get married if we're just gonna split up?!

Hello? What's happening?

Why is your video off?

Hello, Jack!

What Liwayway meant to say was that she's excited for your wedding!

That's why she's going home!

She says to meet her at their house and you'll talk there.

Oh! Really?!

Really!

Okay then!

Tell her I'll wait for her! I'll wait for her!

Oh yes! Yes!

I love you!

Jack! Jack, what's wrong?!

Babe!

Jack looks different!

His nose grew longer!

Is he lying?!

Can you get me a tissue?

Ah, wait, just wait, just wait!

Hurry up!

Here!

What's this?!

Is this okay?!

Yes! There's nothing else, just use that!

Okay, thank you!

Thank you!

You know what, Jack,

if it's true that Liwayway asked you to marry her,

then I can truly say that she really loves you, not your money.

She really does love me.

I can feel it!

Hey Jack, it's Sabel, look!

No thanks! I'm getting married.

Hi Sabel!

Hello!

Good afternoon!

Here, come here...

Sabel! What the hell are you wearing!

- Huh? - It’s embarrassing.

What's wrong with my outfit?

Your skirt is way too long!

How long is it supposed to be?

Make it shorter for Jack.

Ah, you think so?

Aren't you warm in that?

Mom, my bra strap is showing!

You're right.

What's going on?

There, now your bra strap isn't showing!

Go climb the tree, get some mangoes!

Okay, Ma.

But Ma, they might see my panties when I get up there.

Oh, right.

Let's take it off.

Dang.

There!

There, now they won't see your panties! Now go get some mangoes!

Well, Jack, what are you waiting for?

What do you mean?

Go over there!

Why?

To catch the mangoes!

Let's go-

Not you!

You're in for it.

Stay here! Stay here.

You smell good.

Oh! Domeng!

-What brings you here? -Madam.

Fresh out of the shower, huh?

Yeah.

I'd like to offer you a deal.

What deal?

I'm going to give you something.

What is it?

Put the towel down.

Just put it down, like that. I'll give you 5000.

5,000?!

You're joking.

Joke?!

One, two, three, four five-- three seconds!

You really do have it.

5,000 for three seconds.

Three seconds, ah!

One…two…three!

Give me the 5,000.

Thank you!

I should be the one thanking you. You gave me the 5,000.

Alright!

Oh okay, thank you!

Take care, bud!

I have a lot of money...

I have 5,000!

Oh, hon! Who was that?

Ah, it was Domeng.

Ahh, Domeng...

Did he give you the 5,000 he owes me?

Huh?!

5,000.

Ahh. Yes!

Give it here.

Give it to me!

It's like you don't want to hand it over.

It took a while for him to pay this back.

I'm heading out okay?

It only took him three seconds.

-Hey, Mr. Kanor! -Oh, Jack!

Hello!

Come in, come in...

Hey, Jack! Glad you're here!

Miss Marina! Is Liwayway there?

Yes, she's inside...

Go on, get inside her.

Get inside?

No, what I mean is, get inside and talk to her.

Yes, I came over to tell you that we're getting married.

Really?!

Even if you marry her in Rome, I'm okay with it! Go on!

See...

Miss Marina is rooting for you.

Let's go, let's get inside.

Ah, no!

Stay here, I'll serve canton.

Go on, go on, get in there.

Canton?

Go on, sit down.

Come in!

Where?

Here!

In there?

Here, beside me.

Would you like some wine?

Ohh, what's that?

Something to warm things up!

Warm?

Do you want coffee?

No, thanks. It's already hot.

You know, Liwayway,

I'm so happy right now.

My dreams are coming true!

Take off my bra!

Take it off.

But...you don't have a bra?

No?

It's hot.

Liwayway...

Liwayway!

Oh my god, Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Hello?

Who?

Now?!

Jack! Oh my God...

Huh?

As in now?

Okay!

Fine, fine, fine! Bye!

Wait!

Wait! I'm not done yet!

But Jack!

I'm leaving!

Huh?!

Yes! They need me now!

Why?!

Hold on.

You're so lucky, Marina!

Ah, yes!

But you know what, I didn't like him before.

But I thought, what's in the heart is all that matters.

What's in the heart or what's in the bank account?

It's the same thing!

Because Jack is a billionaire!

Hmph! Nosy bitches.

Billionaire?

Is Jack hiding something from me?

Oh, sweetheart!

Done already?

I have a call, Ma!

It's work! We're going to Greece again!

Wait, wait! Let's talk first.

Huh? Why?

Dear, are you doing the right thing?

You're choosing work over riches?

Mama! I'm working to get riches!

But that's why you're getting married!

And Jack's right over there. He is exactly what you're looking for!

Is Jack missing?

Love?

Oh?

Are you missing?

By the way, Liwayway,

I forgot to ask you what kind of wedding you wanted.

Just a simple wedding.

Let's not blow your riches in one go!

Riches?

What 'riches', Jack?

Love?

Yeah?

Do you have-

A hundred?

Thank you!

Okay, bye!

Sweetie!

Sweetie, not so fast!

Stay there, I'll go after her.

Ah-dressed like that?

Oh right. I'll go get dressed.

Jack!

100 pesos to Greece?

You know she's puling your leg, right?

Don't start with that.

Never think badly of my girlfriend.

Look here, cuz. It's crystal clear Liwayway's cheating on you.

If you want to confirm it, go follow her.

I trust her, so I won't listen to what you're saying.

Suit yourself.

But if I'm right about her,

don't go running and bawling your eyes out on Tulfo!

I won't go with you. You're on your own.

Me? Follow her?

I trust her so much. I really do!

Whatever.

Wow!

You're so sweet.

Wow!

Babe?

Oh?

It's beautiful here in Greece!

It's not too cold,

and people speak Tagalog!

By the way, babe, how did it go with Jack?

I made him believe that we're getting married!

You know I'm very clever!

The truth is, you're not clever!

Jack?!

All this time, I thought your heart was true,

good thing I found out before it's too late!

What are you talking about?

It's me, Liwayway!

Don't you recognize me?

Even so!

Jack, let me explain-

Sorry.

But we're not getting married.

Jack, please.

Leon is excited about our wedding!

And another thing!

You're really stupid!

That really hurts!

Then prove it!

You're not in another country!

Take a look around!

You're in Cavite!

In Torres Farm!

Torres Farm?!

You think you know better than my real boyfriend?!

Babe! Explain it to him!

Jack-

Real boyfriend!

Babe…

Babe…

What?!

He's right.

The truth is, we are in Cavite.

Leon, you crook!

Screw you!

Screw you, you liar!

Babe!

You lying bastard—

Auntie, you're telling me you don't know that your son's a billionaire?

Pong. I'm his mother.

That's the thing, Auntie!

You're his mother and yet you don't know!

Where did you even hear that?

Uncle, the whole neighborhood knows.

Your son is a billionaire, my cousin.

Is that why the whole neighborhood has been nice to us?

Even that grumpy money lender gave him money.

And she even brought us food!

See what I'm saying?

Now, tell me how he became a billionaire.

Why, indeed?

Maybe he found the treasure I've been looking for!

Where's the map- my map?

Where's the map...oh no!

Where's my map?!

Kids these days, I'll never understand!

I, too, don't get kids these days.

Like when I was coming home,

I rode a bus!

It was a bit full.

Back in our day, people would offer their seats

for ladies, and especially for the elderly.

We'd offer our seats right away.

Rightly so!

Not anymore!

Why?

The old lady was standing!

They don't care- the person in front was young,

just pretended to be asleep!

Just looked and pretended to be sleepy!

The person beside her?

I took pity on the old lady, in my good nature,

I called her.

Granny, come sit here!

That's it!

She cursed at me, she said, "Fuck you!"

What?!

She cursed at me!

You tried to do a good deed and she cursed you?!

I offered her my seat and she swore at me!

And if only she were closer, I would have whacked her!

Why, where was she?

On the other bus.

You're a real jerk, you know that?

Just shut up and come here!

Didn't we order tapsilog?

Yes!

Why is it all meat?

What about you, Petra, do you have eggs?

Yes!

That's a shame, you're so pretty.

Why don't you have them removed?

Huh? What are you two talking about?

Here are the eggs!

Let's just eat!

Hi girls.

Is Anghelita in?

Ah, yeah she's inside.

Alright, I'll just go to her.

So, Jack, you're rich?

Rich?!

Why do you seem sad?

Nothing, I just have a problem.

A small thing.

I'll just go see her, okay?

See you later.

Hold on!

Don't worry!

I get sad too.

Huh? Why?!

Because I'm Mari.

Day and night, no panties.

I didn't come here for panties.

Anghelita!

Sorry. Excuse me.

Hey, hey, hey! Stop buttering him up!

We're just really fond of Jack!

Don't get too close, your breasts are all pushed up against him!

Go on, go on, get back to the car wash

His girlfriend might catch you looking like that.

I think it needs more- ow!

The truth is, Anghelita,

Liwayway and I broke up.

Huh?!

It hurts.

It really hurts.

Does it really hurt?

Yeah.

You got my hips good with that kick! Ouch…

And here I thought you're hurting from your break-up.

Not really.

Actually, I'm happy.

At least we're not yet married.

I just found out that she was cheating on me.

I thought you're here because you're upset over it.

I am upset. About the script.

I don't have anyone to practice lines with!

I need someone to throw lines with.

Do you know anyone?

Is that all?

I can do it.

Payback for me breaking your hip.

Ah... you sure?

Because there's a kissing scene?

Huh? Why is there a kissing scene?

Well, that's what's in the script!

No way.

Ouch!

Alright, alright!

Alright, fine!

So, it's okay?

Yes.

It's simple.

You just have to hold my hand, and say,

"Are you happy when you're with me?"

Yeah, okay, okay.

Okay!

Ready?

Action!

Are you happy when you're with me?

No.

I'm happy when...

when...

Rocky!

Rocky!

Mamang!

Turn on the lights so the gamblers can see!

Mamang, no one is gambling.

Why is no one gambling?!

We don't have electricity!

Why don't we have electricity?

We don't have money to pay it!

Why don't we have money to pay it?!

We don't have money to pay it because no one is gambling!

Why is no one gambling?!

That's the thing, mamang.

No one is gambling because we don't have electricity. It's hot.

So you mean,

we need money to pay for the electricity so people would gamble?

Correct, mamang!

Oh! I see!

Oh...how can you see when we don't have electricity?

Why don't we have electricity?

We don't have money!

So what we really need is money?

I have an idea!

Let's not wait a week for the deeds to be claimed.

If they don't redeem those deeds,

let's just take them now.

Let's sell them to developers!

Rocky!

Come with me.

Let's go to the captain!

Cap.

Remember, your barangay's going to see a gorgeous glow-up because of me.

Thank you so much.

Captain!

Just reminding you.

I'm taking all the deeds to the mortgaged lots!

I don't want anyone trying to take them back!

I thought you were giving them a week!

No choice, my finances are in a state of emergency!

Each of your casinos have a 200,000 mortgage

so why take the lots?

Do you know that their lots cost millions?!

Just reminding you, Cap.

Was I the one who gambled them away?

Was I the one who pawned them off?

I'm only asking you this...

whatever value they pawned their lots, let them pay the same value!

Sure!

Sure!

No problem, I won't ask for interest!

The question is... do you have money?

You? Do you have money to get your deeds back?

What about you? Do you have money?!

Hang on.

Please, give us until tomorrow.

Dummy!

Where are you getting the money, huh?

From Jack!

Me?

Yes, Jack!

We need ten million.

You're the only one who can help us!

Me?

Why me?

Do you think I'm some kind of millionaire?

Millionaire?

We know you, Jack!

You're a billionaire!

That's right, Jack.

Don't deny it!

We've heard the rumours. We know you're a billionaire!

That's just a rumor!

Everyone, calm down!

What proof do you have that Jack is a billionaire?!

Wait!

Yeah, who can prove that he's a billionaire!

Me!

And he's not just a billionaire!

He's richer than the prince of Brunei because of all the gold he has!

Hey, Pong. Shut up!

What are you saying?

Don't deny it, Jack!

I know you found the treasure!

Treasure?

A shameless cousin is what you are!

How could you do that to me!

Do what?

Alright, so!

You're richer than the prince of Brunei?

but your cousin got all the looks.

What happened to you?

Well, here's what's going to happen!

Tomorrow at noon, I'll wait for you here at the town hall,

to redeem all the pawned lots!

If you don't, they're all automatically mine!

Long live Jack!

Long live!

Long live Jack!

Long live!

Long live Jack!

Long live!

Long live Jack!

Long live!

Rocky!

If that's the way for them to redeem their lands,

we need to get rid of him.

Don't worry, mama. I'll take care of it.

He's getting on my nerves.

Perfect! Let's go!

Everyone thinks you're a billionaire.

Yeah? What do you think of my acting?

Pretty convincing, huh?

Do I seem like a billionaire?

Jack, that's not the issue right now.

You need to think about the people

who are counting on you to redeem their lands.

Yeah, but, where am I gonna get that kind of money?

It looks like they need ten million!

Ah! I know! I'll go home for a while.

I'll ask my mother for help.

I'll see what I can do, okay?

Okay.

Sweetie.

Was that Jack who just left?

Yes, Ma.

We have a problem.

You're pregnant?!

Come on, Ma! I'm not.

Our gambling neighbors who pawned off their lots to Joker

are making Jack redeem them!

Up to ten million!

That's just ten million!

Jack can pay that easy. He's a billionaire!

Ma! Jack isn't a billionaire!

What do you mean?!

Everything he's doing is from a script!

Script?!

Yes! He's cast in a movie where his role is a billionaire!

Oh my!

What about the money I lent him?

Pong, I'm sure Jack wouldn't do something like that.

I understand where you're coming from, Auntie.

And I know you would defend him.

But I have proof!

My map is missing!

Map. Map.

What map?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm leaving.

And I hope you're happy with the treasure that's supposed to be mine!

Treasure?

You really are an actor, huh?

You act so well!

But you can't fool me, Jack.

I'm leaving.

What?! You took my treasure and now you think you own the door, 'too?

Jack.

What have you done?

I don't even know what's happening, I have no idea!

Can you explain it to me?

What did you do to your cousin?

Why are you keeping secrets from me and your father?

Ma, what secret? What secret are you talking about?

I'm not keeping any secret, I'm not-

Oh? Why?

I'm leaving tomorrow morning. It's late.

I can't catch a ride.

I'm going to sleep.

Goodnight.

Now. What do we do?

I'm the man of the house. I'm in charge!

Jack!

What is it, Pa?

Let's just drink.

Bastards!

Go to sleep!

I have to be there tomorrow.

It's all up to me.

Come on! Hurry up!

Anghelita?

Jack!

I'm going to the town hall.

Are you sure?

Doesn't matter!

But whatever happens to me,

I just want you to know that I love you so much.

Love?

I love you too, Jack.

Really?

I love you, too, Jack.

Huh?

Wait!

I've kept this in for a long time!

What?!

You're my first love, Jack!

What?! Huh?!

You'll have to walk over my dead body before you can take him from me!

Wow! Huh?!

Weird.

I don't fall in love that easily, but now that I did, you want to rival me?

Get away from him!

You don't want to?

Anghelita!

Wait!

Wait, I can explain!

Wait, wait!

Stop it, please!

Wait!

Please, stop it!

Stop it, please!

Wait! Stop!

Pa.

Son.

I just want to remind you that this is the day you have to deal with Joker.

Don't disgrace our family.

Papa.

You believe those people, too?

Of course, son.

Everyone in town knows you're a billionaire.

Okay, listen.

Pa, what if I tell you that-

Jack! Jack, Jack!

Everyone's waiting for you in town!

Oh no... I have to face them.

Tell me the truth.

What do you think I should do first?

I think you should brush your teeth.

What a great suggestion.

I think that will solve our town's problem.

Thank you.

Things will turn ugly,

if they manage to reclaim all their properties because of that…

that…

what's his name again? That guy...

The dark fella?

Michael Jackson?

- Not that, he's dead! - Michael Jordan?

Not him! The Filipino!

Binay!

The one that became a billionaire!

Manny Pangilinan?

No, not him!

Manny Villar?

No!

The cranky billionaire!

Manny Pacquiao!

Damn Mama, you're fussing over all these people!

Why don't we just focus on our problem?

Jack!

There we go! That's who I meant, Jack!

Let me ask you, Rocky, have you found a good spot?

100 percent, Mamang!

I have him right on target.

Okay.

Later, wait for my signal.

What signal?

Once I raise my right hand,

shoot him!

Ah, okay.

You'll raise your right hand, and I'll shoot?

Correct!

Got it, Mamang!

Better to be rid of that traitor.

Wait…

this is my map!

What happened?

Why is it all torn up?

Oh no-

Hand me a rag!

Ah, hold on a sec!

Quickly!

Here you go!

What's this?!

Is this okay?!

That's all we have, just use it!

Okay, thank you!

Thank you!

If Jack doesn't have his treasures…

his life is in danger!

First of all!

Of course, I would like to thank Don Jack!

Because he honored his word and is here with us today.

Secondly!

Here's the brown envelope that contains the titles of your properties.

But of course, Don Jack and I will have a fair exchange.

My dear townsmen!

I have something to confess!

First, I would like to ask forgiveness,

if you've ever been misled by someone like me.

I'm not really a billionaire!

Jack isn't a billionaire!

Whatever changes you see in me,

are simply from performing a role in a film as a billionaire!

And I don't have the money to pay off your debts!

Son of a bitch!

This is some bullshit!

Is that a signal or is he just waving at me?

The only thing I'm proud to admit, is that I must be a good actor!

This is the police! Come back, my dear friends.

Listen up!

To all of you who have pawned off your properties to Joker,

I'm holding the titles right here.

We've been trailing Joker for a while!

And we want to say thank you to the person who helped us resolve this case.

Jack.

Put your hands up!

Show us your hands.

Okay, Jack, you can stand up now. We've arrested the bad guys.

You can stop acting now.

Mama!

So, how was it?

Did you like my acting?

Okay!

You're alive?

Yeah.

How did that happen?

Let me tell you.

Last night on my way home, I ran into Uncle Nonong!

I'll tell you!

Jack, wait.

Sir?

I'm your Uncle Nonong, your father's brother.

Uncle! Good evening!

Bless! Bless.

Alright, I'll go ahead...

Wait! I'm a cop!

I didn't do anything! I didn't-

Put that down.

We've been trailing Joker for a long time!

Your life is in danger!

He's going to kill you, so he can keep the land titles!

It was never his intention to give them back!

But-

Don't show up!

No way! I'm a man of my word!

Alright, but you need to wear a bullet-proof vest.

Here, wear it tomorrow.

At least I'll be safe.

But I don't have money to give him tomorrow.

Huh?!

I thought you're going to reclaim the docs?

I'm not-

They just thought I was a billionaire but I'm not!

Then why are you going?

Because I promised I would!

Here's what we're going to do, Jack.

Just tell everyone the truth and we'll handle Joker.

Okay, sir.

Agreed.

Wait. What if they shoot me right in my brain?

Don't worry about that, Jack.

Not everyone's got a brain.

See?

You're so cool, cuz!

You finally believe me!

Sure! Here's that piece of the map.

I swear!

I repeat, for all of you who pawned off their properties to Joker.

we're giving back your land titles.

And I hope you stop gambling from now on.

Yes, sir!

Thank God this was all just acting, Jack.

I thought…

Wait, is it you, Nonong?

Yes it's me, brother. How are you?

I'm okay. Come to the house, let's drink!

Right after I bring the suspects to the precinct and see them in jail.

The precinct?

No problem, let's drink there!

You haven't changed!

Babe!

I'm sorry!

Babe!

You're doing this again.

There's your pride again.

I get it.

It's hard to swallow your pride.

Damn right!

Especially when it's a bar!

Powder's tough to swallow as it is!

You're a liar, Leon! Get out!

Leave me alone!

Fine.

If there's really nothing else I can do, Babe,

I'm leaving.

Wait!

Who's going to pay for the room?

Come here!

Why are you leaving?

Babe, I was going to tell you, that we never really left the country.

I was just waiting for the right time, you know?

You lied to me!

Sorry, but we're over.

I'll just go back to Jack.

Hello, Mama? Mama?

Babe.

That's the remote for the AC.

Hello, Mama! What's the matter?

What?! Jack isn't really a billionaire?

Okay, okay. Bye.

What did she say?

Jack isn't really a billionaire. You're both liars.

But Jack fooled a lot of people. At least, you only fooled me.

Let's get back together!

Come here, you…

I promise, I'll take you to Boracay!

Yeah, right! If I know, it's just some place in the Philippines, isn't it?

Right! It's in the Philippines!

I knew it! I'm so smart!

You'll never outsmart me again!

Come here!

Are you happy when you're with me?

No.

I'd be happier if…

if…

Cut!

Good take!

Shek, can you check the status of our location in Japan?

All good, Direk.

Okay, go.

What's wrong? Why are they crying?

Your mother was so moved by your acting.

But Anghelita's mom is crying over what you owe her.

What about Papa?

Drinking's not allowed on the set.

You know that's his true love.

Goddamnit, Papa.

So, did that scene look familiar?

Of course!

Isn't that exactly what we did?

Yes!

Are you happy when you're with me?

No.

I'd be happier if…

if…

Hold on a minute.

You didn't kiss the girl in that scene but you kissed me. Why's that?

Did I? I didn't-

I didn't? Did I-

Jack!