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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:08,842 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:18,885 [DRILL] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:28,661 [DRILL] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:39,472 [MANIACAL LAUGHING] >> EXTRA! EXTRA! 5 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,375 NEWSPAPER BOYS ARE ANACHRONISMS IN MODERN-DAY SOCIETY! 6 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:43,843 READ ALL ABOUT IT! 7 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,746 >> DUDE, I HEARD THAT SOME KID ATE SOME POP ROCKS AND DRANK 8 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:50,617 SOME SODA AND HIS STOMACH EXPLODED AND HE DIED, DUDE! 9 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,285 [LAUGHING] >> NO WAY. 10 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:53,119 THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 11 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,020 >> I DARE YOU TO DO IT. 12 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:54,888 >> NO WAY. 13 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:55,989 LET'S MAKE MIKEY DO IT. 14 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:57,190 HE'LL TRY ANYTHING. 15 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:05,965 >> I'LL BET YOU A DOLLAR HE DOESN'T. 16 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,967 [BURPS] >> LAME! 17 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:08,902 HA HA HA! 18 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:09,936 I KNEW NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. 19 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,004 >> UGH! 20 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,305 >> HE'S GONNA EXPLODE! 21 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,474 [BURPS] [FARTS] 22 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:15,508 >> GUYS? 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,077 UH...GUYS? 24 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:20,580 GUYS? 25 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:26,652 [FARTING] >> MOMMY, MOMMY, THAT BOY OUT 26 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,955 THERE IS RUNNING FASTER THAN THE TRAIN! 27 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,157 >> WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING STUPID? 28 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,426 YOU DON'T GET A BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. 29 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:43,803 [FARTING, SCREAMING] >> WE GOTTA CAP THAT FIRE! 30 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:44,904 >> WHOO! 31 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,239 THANKS, MISTER. 32 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:51,211 [RUMBLING] >> OH, MY GOD! 33 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:56,816 >> MIKEY! 34 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:01,621 >> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ [CRACKING] 35 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:05,758 UGH! 36 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:06,893 >> ARE WE PATCHED IN? 37 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,760 OVER. 38 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:08,728 >> YOU ARE A GO. 39 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:10,396 OVER. 40 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,998 >> DOMINO'S PIZZA. 41 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,500 >> UM, YEAH, HELLO. 42 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,735 I'D LIKE ONE MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA TO BE DELIVERED. 43 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,870 >> NO PROBLEM. 44 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:19,172 IF IT ISN'T THERE IN 30 MINUTES, IT'S FREE. 45 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,540 LET ME GET THE ADDRESS. 46 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:24,477 >> YEAH, TRY 1414, "WE'RE IN ORBIT AROUND THE [BLEEP] PLANET" 47 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:28,615 AVENUE, 'CAUSE WE'RE ON THE SPACE STATION, JERK-WAD! 48 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:32,652 [LAUGHING] >> THAT'S 23,203 FREE PIZZAS SO 49 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:33,753 FAR! 50 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,089 >> SIR, SIR, WE'RE ALL OUT OF TWISTY BREAD. 51 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,324 >> LET'S CALL THEM AGAIN! 52 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,895 >> SIR, WHO ARE WE GOING TO CONQUER TODAY? 53 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,530 >> WHOEVER I FEEL LIKE CONQUERING. 54 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,432 GOSH! 55 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,667 >> I THINK EUROPE IS WEAK. 56 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:48,801 I DON'T KNOW. 57 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,236 WE CAN ATTACK THEM OR SOMETHING. 58 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,204 YOU CAN BE EMPEROR MAYBE. 59 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,773 AS LONG AS I HAVE MY MULE. 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:03:00,246 >> SWEET! 61 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:01,948 >> SIR, WE'RE OUTNUMBERED. 62 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,417 >> I WAS OUTNUMBERED BY NINJAS AND WOLVERINES OVER SUMMER 63 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,853 BREAK, BUT I KILLED THEM ALL WITH MY NUNCHUCKS. 64 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,421 GOSH! 65 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:09,656 IDIOTS. 66 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,691 >> NAPOLEON BONAMITE, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIVE OUT THE 67 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:17,497 REST OF YOUR DAYS IN EXILE! 68 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,865 >> SWEET! 69 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:28,908 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] 70 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:42,889 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] 71 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:46,793 >> MY DARLING MRS. FLUFFY BOTTOM, OURS IS A LOVE THAN CAN 72 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,094 NEVER BE. 73 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,162 >> MEOW. 74 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:52,599 >> EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE! 75 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,735 THAT IS, IF ITS MASS PER UNIT OF VOLUME IS EQUAL TO OR 76 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,637 LIGHTER THAN THAT OF WATER. 77 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:02,508 >> COMING THIS FALL TO BRAVO, GET READY FOR... 78 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,446 "ASS-PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!" >> ARGH! 79 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:08,982 I LOVE BEING A NAUGHTY PIRATE! 80 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,817 >> OOH HO, ARGH! 81 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:11,884 >> BRAVO! 82 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:15,755 SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, WE GOT REALLY, REALLY GAY! 83 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:16,856 >> YOU SEE TIFFANY YET? 84 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,757 SHE HIT PUBERTY DURING SUMMER BREAK. 85 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:19,692 >> YOU SERIOUS? 86 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,226 OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT! 87 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:22,495 PUBERTY RULES! 88 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,262 OH, SHH SHH. 89 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,564 THERE SHE IS. 90 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,832 >> WELL, HELLO, BOYS. 91 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:26,933 >> UH, HEY, TIFFANY. 92 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,734 >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP, TIFFANY? 93 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,035 GOOD SUMMER? 94 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,436 >> HER BOOBS ARE HUGE NOW! 95 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,237 >> AWESOME! 96 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,873 I WANT TO SQUEEZE 'EM! 97 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,707 >> HEY! 98 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:38,277 [LAUGHING] DON'T! 99 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,479 THAT'S SAND. 100 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:42,115 YOU BETTER STOP THAT. 101 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:43,249 >> I RUINED YOUR ICE CREAM! 102 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,317 IT'S MY DAY! 103 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,552 >> HEY, STOP! 104 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,688 HEY, NOW, STOP. 105 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:53,126 [LAUGHING] >> AH, CHOKE ON IT! 106 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,060 HA HA! 107 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,962 NERD! 108 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,898 [GROANING] >> YOU GONNA TAKE THAT, BOY? 109 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,133 >> WOW! 110 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,836 IT'S RED-HEADED AFRICAN-AMERICAN BASEBALL GREAT BARRY McGUIRE! 111 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:04,704 >> YES. 112 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,340 I'M VERY AMAZING, AND YOU'RE A NERD. 113 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,642 BUT IF I TRAIN YOU, YOU WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH BULLIES NO 114 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:10,710 MORE. 115 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,479 AND BY "TRAIN," I MEAN INJECT YOU WITH THIS: 116 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,783 BARRY McGUIRE'S SUPER HAPPY FUN-TIME ANGER GO-GO JUICE. 117 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:21,988 [GROANING] [GROWLING] 118 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,090 >> SHAZAM! 119 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,393 >> ...AND HE WAS ALL, "PLEASE, MISTER, THAT SAND HURTS." 120 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,361 >> YEAH, YEAH? 121 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,395 AND THEN? 122 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,329 >> I KICKED SOME MORE. 123 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,264 >> HA HA! 124 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,533 YOU ARE A [BLEEP] ARTIST! 125 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:36,569 UGH! 126 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,137 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? 127 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:41,274 [SCREAMING] >> OH, DEAR. 128 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,308 DON'T DO THAT TO ME. 129 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,276 >> OH, MAN. 130 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,444 THAT LOOKS PAINFUL! 131 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,480 >> AARGH! 132 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,649 >> DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS. 133 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,652 >> VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU THAT ONE OF YOU SHALL BETRAY ME. 134 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,920 UGH! 135 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:55,488 JUDAS! 136 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,324 HA HA, CHEAP SHOT! 137 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:03,229 OH, LUCKY FOR YOU I'M GONNA TURN THE OTHER--HA HA HA! 138 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,231 HEY, THAT'S MY FLESH YOU'RE THROWING THERE. 139 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,432 HA HA! 140 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:09,035 >> THIS FALL, GET READY FOR ADVENTURE AND ROMANCE IN THE NEW 141 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,471 TV SERIES "LEWIS AND CLARK." 142 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,373 >> CLARK, WE'VE FOLLOWED THIS RIVER FOR DAYS. 143 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,110 >> WE'LL FOLLOW IT AS FAR AS IT GOES, LEWIS. 144 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,644 >> HOW, EXPLORERS. 145 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,847 DO YOU NEED DIREC-- >> HI-YAH! 146 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,014 >> OH, CLARK. 147 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:26,252 >> OH, LEWIS. 148 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,188 >> THAT'S, UM...PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE JOKE. 149 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,957 >> AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT MORE RELEVANT 10 YEARS AGO WHEN 150 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:35,194 "LOIS AND CLARK" WAS STILL ON THE AIR. 151 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:39,165 >> I...I HAVE A CONCUSSION. 152 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,066 >> HA HA! 153 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:44,237 I NEED SOMETHING TO WHET MY WHISTLE. 154 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:47,340 IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS, JACKASS! 155 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,542 >> D'OH! 156 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,678 [WHISTLE BLOWS] >> NOW, BILLY, YOU MIGHT FEEL 157 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,481 BAD ABOUT TAKING THE LIFE OF AN ANIMAL, BUT... 158 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,517 [GUNSHOT] >> YEAH! 159 00:06:57,582 --> 00:06:59,018 WHAT ELSE DO WE KILL? 160 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,987 >> THAT'S MY BOY. 161 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,121 >> BAM! 162 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,456 ALL RIGHT! 163 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,224 DIE! 164 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,993 [CAT GROWLING] >> OH! 165 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:07,994 >> WHOO! 166 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,095 BAM! 167 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,663 >> HEY, OH! OH! OH! 168 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,697 >> WHOO-HOO! 169 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,665 >> UH... 170 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:13,699 >> YEAH! 171 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,902 [GUNFIRE] YEAH! 172 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,670 DIE! 173 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,572 YEAH! 174 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,741 ALL RIGHT! 175 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,709 YEAH! 176 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,679 [CLICKING] >> FINALLY OUT OF AMMO THERE, 177 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,114 CHIEF? 178 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:36,422 >> TIME TO TAKE OL' PAINLESS OUT OF THE BAG. 179 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,857 >> HIGH-CALIBER FUN! 180 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,492 HA HA! 181 00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:42,061 >> HEY, MILK, YOU'VE EXPIRED. 182 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,197 >> WHAT? 183 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:46,599 >> LIFE DAY...RENEW! 184 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,802 RENEW! 185 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:53,005 >> GEORGE, DID YOU REMEMBER TO PACK HOPALONGA? 186 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:54,240 >> HELL, YES, I DID. 187 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,808 I CAN'T OVERSEE THE MIDDLE EAST PEACE PROCESS WITHOUT GOOD OLD 188 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:57,777 HOPALONG. 189 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:58,811 BANG BANG! 190 00:07:58,878 --> 00:07:59,812 YOU'RE DEAD, WOMAN. 191 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,047 >> SIR! SIR! SIR! 192 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:04,984 AIR FORCE ONE, IT'S...MISSING! 193 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,052 >> OH, PICK UP. 194 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:06,953 PICK UP. 195 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,287 PICK UP. 196 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,323 >> TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR-- HELLO? 197 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,425 >> REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY, YOU PLANE SNATCHER! 198 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:13,693 >> OH, SORRY THERE, W. 199 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,528 HAD TO BORROW THE OLD AF-1. 200 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:16,796 WE'RE GOING TO BURNING MAN. 201 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:17,964 WHOO-HOO! 202 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:21,801 >> PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AS THE RIDE MAY GET FUNKY. 203 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,237 >> WET BLANKET ALERT ON THE PHONE, Y'ALL! 204 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,304 WHO WANTS MORE JELL-O SHOTS? 205 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,572 WHOO-HOO! 206 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,642 [DIAL TONE] >> SHOOT IT DOWN. 207 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:33,011 >> "BLACKULA VERSUS BLACKENSTEIN VERSUS THE BLACK MUMMY" WILL NOT 208 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:40,453 BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT WE MAY BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM. 209 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,953 >> HEY, SARAH. 210 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:42,989 >> YEAH, SETH? 211 00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:44,824 >> HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY COUSIN? 212 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:45,825 SHE EATS NOTHING BY PANCAKES. 213 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:46,626 >> WOW. 214 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,627 IS SHE OVERWEIGHT? 215 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:48,527 >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 216 00:08:48,594 --> 00:09:00,506 SHE'S STACKED! 217 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:05,044 [CHAINSAW REVVING] >> HEY, BRECKIN MEYER! 218 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,345 >> YEAH, CHINESE RESTAURANT GUY? 219 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:07,146 >> YEAH, YEAH. 220 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,114 YOU EVER SEE A CAT-GOPHER? 221 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,115 >> CAT-GOPHER? 222 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,349 WHAT'S A CAT-GOPHER? 223 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,652 >> CAT GO FOR $6 IF I PUT ENOUGH MSG ON IT. 224 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,986 >> HA HA! 225 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,122 SERIOUSLY, IS THIS THE ONLY PART OF THE SKETCH I'M IN? 226 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,090 I JUST SPENT AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES IN TRAFFIC GETTING HERE! 227 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,626 GRANTED, IT'S IN A BENZ, BUT THIS IS HORSE[BLEEP]. 228 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,028 [BLEEP] YOU! 229 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:22,895 YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:23,796 I'M GOING HOME, OK. 231 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:24,964 YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. 232 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,233 I WAS IN "GARFIELD," MOTHER[BLEEP]. 233 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,734 >> SOON YOU WILL BE FREE. 234 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:29,602 >> BLUE SKIES! 235 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:30,703 BARTHY BURGERS! 236 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,971 GIRLS! 237 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,941 >> I MEANT SOON YOU WILL BE FREE TO WATCH OUR MOVIES ON DEMAND 238 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:35,841 SERVICE. 239 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,410 >> THAT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD. 240 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:40,646 >> UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY MOVIE WE HAVE ON DEMAND IS "CHRISTMAS 241 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,048 WITH THE KRANKS." 242 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:48,754 >> NOOOO! 243 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,823 >> MAC, YOU KNOW I'M A VEGETARIAN. 244 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,924 >> MILA, THIS IS BARTH'S. 245 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,427 THE ONLY REAL MEAT HERE IN THE COCKROACHES. 246 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:58,497 >> I HEARD THAT. 247 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,233 >> BLECH! 248 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,703 >> BLECH! 249 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,273 >> BLECH! 250 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,008 >> NOW, THAT'S COMEDY. 251 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,444 >> PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUEST TONIGHT, VICE PRESIDENT OF 252 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,179 ADULT SWIM, KEITH CROFFORD. 253 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:17,516 [APPLAUSE] >> THANKS, SETH. 254 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,418 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ALL ARE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB 255 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:20,252 ON "ROBOT CHICKEN." 256 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,320 >> THAT'S GREAT! 257 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,622 SO, WHEN ARE WE GETTING RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON? 258 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:30,663 >> UM...I DON'T KNOW. 259 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,264 HA HA HA. 260 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:37,069 YOU'RE CANCELLED. 261 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,438 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 262 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,807 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 263 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:42,875 --www.ncicap.org--] 15974

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