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LAID! 17 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,436 L-A-Y-E-D! LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID, LAID! 18 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,104 - MMM. HOT. 19 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:14,841 - SIMON SAYS... GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. 20 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,009 - YAY! 21 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:18,077 - YOU KNOW, MOVIE PRODUCER DEAN DEVLIN, 22 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,748 I ALWAYS FELT BAD ABOUT SCREWING MILLIONS OF MOVIEGOERS 23 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:22,916 OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY 24 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:25,285 WITH THAT STEAMING PILE OF CRAP WE MADE CALLED "GODZILLA." 25 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:28,655 - I KNOW, ROLAND EMMERICH. WE SHOULD TOTALLY REMAKE IT. 26 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:31,090 - A REMAKE OF A REMAKE? 27 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,725 - BRILLIANT! 28 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,429 - THE EGGS ARE HATCHING! 29 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,466 RUN! RUN! - [GROWLING] 30 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:42,769 - AAH! 31 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,206 - [GROWLING] 32 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,809 [SCREECHING] 33 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,377 - WHEW. 34 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:55,782 [GASPS] - [GROWLING] 35 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,893 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 36 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:25,078 [MUSIC STOPS] - WE GAVE YOU JERKS $150 MILLION TO REMAKE "GODZILLA" 37 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:28,047 AND YOU GAVE US A STEAMING PILE OF CRAP! 38 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:29,682 AGAIN! 39 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,652 - YES! 40 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,688 - THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR 41 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,624 IS FEAR ITSELF. 42 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:38,691 - AND SPIDERS. 43 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:43,530 - WELL, YES, AND SPIDERS. THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 44 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:44,531 - AND SNAKES. 45 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,132 - YES, SNAKES, TOO. 46 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,200 - AND DON'T FORGET WEREWOLVES. 47 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:53,206 - THERE IS NO SUCH THING. - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 48 00:02:53,273 --> 00:03:01,781 - OOH! YEAH! FUN! YEAH! AHAAA! 49 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,852 AAAAH! 50 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,488 - [LAUGHTER] 51 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,963 - [INDISTINCT] 52 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,665 [SOBBING] 53 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,633 - [RETCHING] 54 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,269 - [LAUGHTER] 55 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,608 - [CHATTERING] 56 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:41,881 [SLURPING] 57 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,151 - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF 58 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,120 2005 VEHICLES THAT MUST BE SOLD, 59 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:51,224 THANKS TO CRAZY DAVY'S CHAPTER 11 DEBT RESTRUCTURING. 60 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,525 [HORN HONKING] 61 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,962 YUP, THERE GO MY WIFE AND KIDS. I WON'T BE SEEING THEM AGAIN. 62 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,031 CRAZY DAVY'S CIRCLING THE BOWL, FOLKS. 63 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:02,602 HELL, JUST BEND CRAZY DAVY OVER THE HOOD OF THIS FINE LUXURY SEDAN 64 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,170 AND CORNHOLE HIM TILL YOU'RE SATISFIED. 65 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:08,574 AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS, IF YOU FIND MY BRAINS ON YOUR WINDSHIELD, 66 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,877 YOU CAN HAVE MY DOG! 67 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,746 WELL, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. 68 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,884 - OK, SO THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVE TO FEAR 69 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:23,189 ARE SPIDERS, SNAKES, WEREWOLVES, SHARKS, DYING ALONE, 70 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:28,061 ZOMBIES, CLOWNS, HEIGHTS, BIG DOGS, ROBOTS WITH HUMAN BRAINS, 71 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:31,731 JOHNSON'S WIFE, AND FEAR ITSELF. 72 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:32,832 - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 73 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,033 - MAN, MY LIFE SUCKS. 74 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,770 I HATE WORKING AT THE STUPID ARCHERY RANGE. 75 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,641 OH, WHAT--WHERE AM I? 76 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:43,810 - YOU'RE IN PURGATORY, DOUG. 77 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,913 SPIN THE WHEEL OF REINCARNATION. 78 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:50,650 - OH, BOY. I HOPE I LAND ON KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S UNDERWEAR. 79 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:54,153 - [SIGHS] EVERYONE WISHES FOR THAT ONE. 80 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:00,293 - HUGGYTIME BEAR? 81 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,497 WHERE AM I? 82 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:05,998 HOLY [BLEEP] ASS CRACKERS! 83 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:09,168 - WELCOME! WE'RE THE HUGGYTIME BEARS, 84 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:12,839 AND WE SHALL CALL YOU DOUG-A-LOT BEAR. 85 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,474 - WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS A HUGGYTIME BEAR? 86 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:20,146 - WE SPREAD PEACE AND LOVE WITH OUR SPECIAL POWERS. - [LAUGHS] 87 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,347 - AH...[BLEEP] 88 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,282 - LET'S GO SPREAD JOY TO CHILDREN! 89 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,619 - OH, MAN, I WISH I LANDED ON KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S UNDERWEAR. 90 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,522 - UH, PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT AROUND THE CHILDREN. 91 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:30,289 - I FEEL SAD. 92 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,358 - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GAY. 93 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,193 - MAYBE WE CAN HELP! 94 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,361 - THE HUGGYTIME BEARS! 95 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:39,465 - GET READY FOR SOME FUN AND LOVE, EVERY--AAH! 96 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,301 [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 97 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,439 - WHAT? HIS NAME WAS SHAMROCK BEAR. 98 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:49,776 HE WAS OBVIOUSLY IRISH AND, THEREFORE, DRUNK. 99 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,477 AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? 100 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:52,979 - THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. 101 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:55,148 - BRING OUT THE GIMP! 102 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:59,786 - NO, DOOON'T! 103 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,288 NO! - OH, MY GOSH, I'VE SHOT YOU. 104 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,322 - KEIRA KNIGHTLEY? 105 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:04,991 - SHH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 106 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,026 THE PARAMEDICS WILL BE HERE SOON. 107 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:07,860 - HA HA. 108 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,263 I WAS ALMOST YOUR UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW. 109 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,367 - HA HA, JERKASS. 110 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,536 - I GOT YOU, TIMMY. 111 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,772 - I--I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS AND LEGS. 112 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,641 - PREVIOUSLY ON "BIG BROTHER," 113 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:25,211 A PRACTICAL JOKE WAR RESULTED IN HURT FEELINGS. 114 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,345 - OH! 115 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:28,147 - GHOSTFACE'S LAUNDRY DEBACLE 116 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,849 EARNED HIM THE WRATH OF FREDDY. 117 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,818 - AW, WHERE THE HELL'S MY SWEATER? 118 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:33,553 - CHILL OUT. IT'S IN THE DRYER. 119 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,824 - YOU FOOL! THE LABEL CLEARLY SAYS PERMANENT PRESS. 120 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,258 - [LAUGHS] 121 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,562 - IT SAYS, WHOEVER REACHES THE KITTEN FIRST 122 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:46,666 WILL WIN THE GOLDEN POWER OF VITO. 123 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,435 [CHAINSAW WHIRRING] 124 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,505 - COMPETITION WAS FIERCE, 125 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,007 BUT IT WAS LEATHERFACE WHO STOOD VICTORIOUS. 126 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,743 AS A RESULT, IT WAS MICHAEL AND GHOSTFACE 127 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,513 WHO FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE BLOCK. 128 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:01,480 - OHH! 129 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:04,584 - WHO WILL BE EVICTED? FIND OUT LIVE, TONIGHT. 130 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,854 - IF GHOSTFACE GOT VOTED OUT, TAKE IT FROM FREDDY: 131 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,389 THAT WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE. 132 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,258 [LAUGHS] YOU GET IT? 133 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,526 [LAUGHS] A DREAM? 134 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,395 [LAUGHS] I KILL PEOPLE IN THEIR NIGHTMARES, MAN. 135 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:17,396 THAT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S MY THING. 136 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,232 - LAST WEEK, AMERICA VOTED ONLINE 137 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:22,235 TO DECIDE WHICH HOUSEGUEST WOULD GET TO CALL HOME 138 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:23,603 ON A T-MOBILE CELL PHONE. 139 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,738 TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE RESULTS. 140 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,975 AND THE WINNER IS...GHOSTFACE! 141 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,743 - AMERICA MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE, 142 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,812 GIVING THE CALL TO GHOSTFACE. 143 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,681 OF COURSE, I WOULD'VE CALLED MY MUM. 144 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:39,217 TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU, MUM. 145 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:40,519 [TELEPHONE RINGING] - HELLO? 146 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,188 - I SEE YOU MAKING POPCORN. 147 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,591 - [GASPS] WHO IS THIS? - I SAW THE "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" SEQUEL. 148 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,928 THAT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP! HA HA! - I'M HANGING UP! 149 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,163 - FIGHTING BOREDOM IS THE HARDEST PART 150 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,933 OF LIVING IN THE "BIG BROTHER" HOUSE. 151 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,879 - IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, 152 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,181 THE ANSWER WAS "THE DA VINCI CODE." 153 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:12,451 - IT'S TIME TO DECIDE WHICH HOUSEGUEST GETS EVICTED. 154 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,788 MICHAEL, GHOSTFACE, YOU MAY NOW PLEAD YOUR CASE. 155 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,657 - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT REAL, 156 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:22,194 AND I WILL TREASURE THE FRIENDSHIPS I HAVE MADE IN THIS HOUSE 157 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,396 MY WHOLE LIFE. 158 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:28,167 BUT IF IT'S MY TIME TO GO, HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS. I-- 159 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,102 - YOUR TURN, MICHAEL. 160 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,840 - STOP THAT. STOP IT! 161 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,108 - THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST, 162 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:41,647 AND THE NEXT HOUSEGUEST EVICTED FROM "BIG BROTHER" IS...MICHAEL. 163 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,696 MICHAEL MYERS. THEY JUST KICKED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 164 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,564 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 165 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:02,134 - I FEEL RANDY, BABY, YEAH! 166 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:05,871 WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT! - OH! OW! OW! 167 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,541 STOP STABBING ME! OW! 168 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,076 [CLUCKING] 169 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,645 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 170 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:17,283 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 171 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:26,125 - BOCK. [ENGINE RUNNING] 172 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,962 [MONKEY CHATTERING] 11371

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