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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:07,340 [THUNDER] 2 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,343 [DRILL WHIRRING] 3 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,279 [ELECTRIC SAW BUZZING] 4 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:19,986 - IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,996 [THUNDER] 6 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:34,701 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 7 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:44,411 - [GROWLING] - [GASPING] 8 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:45,845 - AH-AH-- 9 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:46,913 [GUNSHOT] 10 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,883 - THE MAKERS OF "GRAND LARCENY SAN DIEGO" ARE BACK 11 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:52,018 WITH THE ULTIMATE STREET EXPERIENCE. 12 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,354 OVER 40 HOURS OF ORIGINAL GAME PLAY 13 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:58,324 FROM THE AUTHORITY IN BALLS-TO-THE-WALL ACTION! 14 00:00:58,391 --> 00:00:59,893 SHOOT YOUR PARENTS! 15 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:02,195 URINATE ON THE HOMELESS! 16 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,096 KICK A PUPPY! 17 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,832 PLAY HEAD-TO-HEAD OR ONLINE! 18 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:11,371 MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO YOUR HOT COUSIN 19 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:14,374 OR YOUR HOT COUSIN'S MENTALLY DISABLED FRIEND! 20 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,744 TAKE OUT YOUR AGGRESSION THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY, 21 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,045 WITH A MOTOR VEHICLE! 22 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,080 EXTRA POINTS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS! 23 00:01:21,146 --> 00:01:25,785 UNLOCK EXPERT MODES AND CHARACTERS LIKE BAM MARGERA. 24 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,987 RATED "E" FOR EVERYONE. 25 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:29,556 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,090 [TURNS OFF MUSIC] - THAT WAS BERRY RUDE. 27 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,293 BERRY, BERRY, BERRY RUDE TO TOUCH MY RADIO. 28 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,428 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? 29 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,864 - BITCH, DON'T NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE 30 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,265 COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 31 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,068 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 32 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,538 - YOU WATCH ONE OF THE TAPES, 33 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:48,241 AND IF YOU LIKE THE GIRL, WE'LL ARRANGE A MEETING. 34 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,310 - SO I CAN PICK ANY TAPE. 35 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:53,045 - ANY TAPE. GOOD LUCK, HOMEY. 36 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,356 - [GASPS] 37 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,759 AAH! 38 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,364 OHH! 39 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,134 AAH! 40 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,805 - I LIKE TREES AND DOLLS AND PONIES, 41 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:19,906 IF THEY DON'T KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT, 42 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,476 LONG WALKS BY THE CLIFFS, AND NICE CATHOLIC MEN. 43 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,945 HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON. 44 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,448 - I THINK I JUST [BLEEP] OUT MY HEART. 45 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,216 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 46 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,852 I WONDER IF SHE PUTS OUT. 47 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,722 - YOU KNOW, UM, WHEN A BUTTERFLY, 48 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:36,956 LIKE, WHEN HE FLAPS HIS WINGS, 49 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:40,192 THAT HAS A HUGE EFFECT ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD. 50 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,929 LIKE, IN, UM, JAPAN AND STUFF. 51 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,930 - REALLY? UHH! 52 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,534 [RUMBLING] 53 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,603 - UHH! 54 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,744 - [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] AAH! 55 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,252 - [ROARING] 56 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,156 - BLOW OUT THE CANDLES, GRANDMA! 57 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,090 GRANDMA? - MOM? 58 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,560 - [GASPS] - OH, NO, MOM. 59 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:17,430 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR ME. WHAT'D I MISS? 60 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:21,100 - AHH. I REALLY NEEDED THIS. 61 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,603 - YOU ARE FINISH NOW, MR. JOE. 62 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,371 YOU WANT HAPPY ENDING? 63 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:27,473 - UH, WHAT? OH, NO, NO. 64 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,942 UM, I'M NOT INTO THAT. 65 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:29,976 - OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH. 66 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,377 VERY GOOD HAPPY ENDING. 67 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,913 - NO, NO, REALLY. THAT'S OK. 68 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,114 NO, HEY, NO-- - HAPPY ENDING. 69 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,550 - HEY, HEY--HEY, GET AWAY FROM ME. 70 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:38,451 - HAPPY ENDING! 71 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:39,619 - S-SOMEBODY HELP ME. 72 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,454 - HAPPY ENDING! 73 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,823 YES, HAPPY ENDING! 74 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,159 HAPPY ENDING! 75 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:47,961 OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH. 76 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:49,996 - OFFICER, Y-YOU GOTTA HELP ME! 77 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,164 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 78 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:54,334 - AY! - HAPPY ENDING! 79 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,638 - OH, NO! 80 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,206 - GET OUT OF MY ROOM! 81 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,374 - SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 82 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,176 SORRY. - I'M NOT DRESSED. 83 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:04,177 - SORRY! WATCH OUT. 84 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,613 - HAPPY ENDING! - COMING THROUGH! - ...ENDING! 85 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,581 - OUT OF MY WAY! - HAPPY ENDING! 86 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,617 - AAH! AAH! AAH! WHOA! 87 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:13,453 UHH! AAH! UHH! UHH! AAH! AAH! 88 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:17,255 - HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING! 89 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:19,792 HAPPY ENDING! 90 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,427 - AAH! NO! 91 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:26,065 - WITH MASSAGE, YOU GET THE EGG ROLL. HAPPY ENDING! 92 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:32,338 [MUNCH] - MMM. IT'S GOOD. 93 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:35,675 [CROWD CHEERING] 94 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,810 [CROWD CHEERING LOUDER] 95 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,079 [CROWD CHEERING LOUDER] 96 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,714 [CROWD CHEERING LOUDER] 97 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,582 [CROWD CHEERING LOUDER] 98 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,685 - [SCOFFS] IT'S ONLY WOMEN'S SOCCER. 99 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,487 NOBODY CARES. 100 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:49,489 - WHAT THE-- 101 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:54,159 - MY NAME IS NEO, AND I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, ROBOTS. 102 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:59,332 MY NAME IS CONSTANTINE, AND I'M GOING TO DEFEAT YOU, DEMON. 103 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:02,702 I'M THE GUY FROM "SPEED," AND I'M GOING TO STOP YOU, 104 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,805 FAMOUS CHARACTER ACTOR DENNIS HOPPER. 105 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,309 - CUT. - HI. I'M KEANU REEVES. 106 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,611 I'VE BEATEN THE WORLD OF ACTING, 107 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:15,448 AND NOW I'M GOING TO BEAT THE WORLD OF BREAKFAST SAUSAGES. 108 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,750 THEY'RE TASTY. DON'T BELIEVE ME? 109 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,819 LISTEN TO THESE BREAKFAST FANS. 110 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:24,323 - OH, HELLO. I DID NOT NOTICE YOU THERE. 111 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,626 I'M A FAN OF SAUSAGE. 112 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:33,066 I LIKE KEANU'S SAUSAGE THE BEST. TO EAT. 113 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:37,770 - THEY'RE SO JUICY. I CAN'T START THE DAY WITHOUT 114 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,973 AN AMAZING SAUSAGE IN MY MOUTH. 115 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,645 THAT'S WHERE KEANU COMES IN. 116 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,880 [CHEWING] 117 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,117 - WHOA . THAT'S GOOD SAUSAGE. 118 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,622 [SLURPS] 119 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,892 - OH, VERY GOOD, BILLY. 120 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,063 JUST DELIGHTFUL, JUDY. 121 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,432 [SLURPS] EXCELLENT, EMILY. 122 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,301 - [GIGGLES] - HOL-- 123 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,670 - OK, PEOPLE. STAY COOL. 124 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:11,404 UHH! 125 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,006 WHERE ARE THE PLANS? - WHAT? UHH! 126 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:17,510 - WHERE ARE THE PLANS? - I--I DON'T--I DON'T KN-- 127 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,112 AAH! - PLANS! 128 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,446 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 129 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:21,314 KIND OF BUSY HERE, CHIEF. 130 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,849 - [INDISTINCT VOICE ON TELEPHONE] 131 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:23,983 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT, WAIT. 132 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,854 DID YOU SAY "EISENHOWER MIDDLE SCHOOL"? - [INDISTINCT] 133 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,657 - UM, HEH, SORRY, EVERYONE JUST A DRILL. 134 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,659 [GLASS BREAKS] 135 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,561 [TIRES SCREECHING] 136 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,163 - MRS. DORSEY? 137 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,700 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 200 MONKEYS ARE SET LOOSE 138 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,135 ON A DESERTED ISLAND? 139 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,971 AND WHAT HAPPENS IF THAT ISLAND IS BOOBY-TRAPPED 140 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,540 WITH THOUSANDS OF LAND MINES? 141 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:50,376 "CRAZY MONKEYS ON LAND MINE ISLAND." 142 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,078 WHEN SUBTERRANEAN MUNITIONS 143 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,313 MEET THOSE SEMI-INTELLIGENT SIMIANS, 144 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,117 THE RESULTS ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY LOUD. 145 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,754 - [CHATTERING] 146 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,259 - [GROWLING] 147 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,230 - AND THE FUN REALLY GETS STARTED 148 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,232 WHEN SNOOP DOGG MAKES THE SCENE! 149 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:16,102 - HEY, Y'ALL, SNIBBITY DIGGITY. 150 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,771 - "CRAZY MONKEYS ON LAND MINE ISLAND." 151 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:23,442 - MICHAEL FLATLEY IS THE LORD OF THE DANCE. 152 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:28,648 DARTH VADER IS THE LORD OF THE SITH. 153 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,053 - LIKE, DUDE, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 154 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,388 - CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, 155 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:40,092 SUPPOSEDLY HAUNTED BY A MACHETE-WIELDING SPOOK 156 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,360 NAMED JASON VOORHEES. 157 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,063 - [WHIMPERS] - WE SHOULD MAKE LIKE HOCKEY STICKS 158 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,699 AND GET THE PUCK OUT OF HERE. HA HA! 159 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:47,533 - WELL, HELLO THERE. 160 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,802 - IT'S DON KNOTTS AND PHYLLIS DILLER. 161 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,470 - WE'RE THE CAMP COUNSELORS. 162 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,738 OF COURSE, AFTER THIS GIG, 163 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,075 I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA NEED COUNSELING. 164 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,009 - I SUGGEST WE SPLIT UP. 165 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,178 SHAGGY AND SCOOBY, YOU CHECK THE CAMPGROUND. 166 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,446 VELMA, YOU CHECK THE WOODS. 167 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,914 DAPHNE AND I'LL CHECK OUT THE BUNKHOUSE 168 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,750 AND HAVE SOME OF THAT NICE SEX UNTIL YOU GET BACK. 169 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,053 - SEX? YOU? WITH HER? 170 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,455 BUT WITH THAT DICKEY, YOU COULDN'T EVEN BAG 171 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,123 AN OLD BAG LIKE ME! 172 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,425 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 173 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:16,229 - IT'S AN ASCOT, YOU OLD WHORE. AN ASCOT! 174 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:18,798 [CRASH] - WELL, YOUR ASS GOT LAID OUT 175 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,666 BY THIS OLD WHORE, DICKEY. 176 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:21,901 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE. 177 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:25,004 - THIS PLACE GIVES ME, LIKE, THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES. 178 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:25,905 - RUH-HUH. 179 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,841 OOH, ROOBY RACKS. - LIKE, OH, BOY! HA HA! 180 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:33,880 MAN, I AM ONE SAD DOG-FOOD-EATING HIPPIE. 181 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,147 [MUNCH] 182 00:08:35,213 --> 00:08:38,317 LIKE, SORRY, MAN. MY MISTAKE. 183 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:41,020 YIKES! OH-OH! THE KILLER! 184 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,955 RUN, SCOOB! 185 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,668 ZOINKS! - [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 186 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,337 - BETTER SHAGGY THAN ME. 187 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,606 - [WHIMPERS] - GOSH, FREDDY, 188 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,174 ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY? 189 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,344 - IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT MY ASCOT, 190 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,080 I'LL--DAMN, IT'S FASHIONABLE. 191 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,749 - AAH! OH! 192 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,786 FAR OUT. THAT MUST BE JASON'S DEAD MOTHER. 193 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,454 THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. 194 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,323 - WHOOOAAA! 195 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,692 THAT MUST BE JASON'S DEAD MOTHER. 196 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,594 THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. 197 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:22,762 - FRED, YOU'RE AN [BLEEP] HOLE, 198 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,264 AND THAT ASCOT MAKES YOU LOOK GAY. 199 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,433 - AAH! HER FIRST! 200 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,434 KILL HER FIRST! 201 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,269 OHH! - HEY! UHH! 202 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:34,340 OHH! OHH! AAH! AAH! OHH! 203 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,642 - THE VIRGIN ALWAYS LIVES THE LONGEST 204 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:37,977 IN THESE HORROR MOVIES. 205 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,578 GOD, MY LIFE SUCKS! 206 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,646 - YOU THINK YOUR LIFE SUCKS? 207 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:44,383 ONE OF MY APARTMENT TENANTS MIGHT BE A FLAMING HOMO. 208 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,987 AND THAT AIN'T ALL. SOMEBODY KILLED ME. 209 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,460 - MMM. 210 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,165 MMM. 211 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,299 - HUH--HUH! 212 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,736 NOW WE'LL SEE WHO JASON VOORHEES REALLY IS. 213 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,039 [GASPS] OLD MAN PHILLIPS? BUT WHY? 214 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,609 - SPANISH DOUBLOONS WORTH HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS 215 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,678 ARE SITTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. 216 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,313 THEY WOULD'VE BEEN ALL MINE 217 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,149 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS. 218 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,118 - A--A BUNCH OF COINS? 219 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,252 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. 220 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:24,457 THEY'RE DEAD AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN. A VIRGIN! 221 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,626 - YOU KNOW, WE CAN FIX THAT. 222 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,697 - [MOANING] 223 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,332 - YOUR SKIN IS SOFT. 224 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,434 - OHH...BROTHER. 225 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,103 - [LAUGHS] 226 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,504 - OH, WOW. 227 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:43,309 - I KNOW A LOT ABOUT PLEASING A YOUNG CHILD. - GIVE IT TO ME, WISE MAN. 228 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,112 GIVE IT TO ME. - OH, HERE YOU GO. 229 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,546 - OHH... - HEY! 230 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,682 - OH, I THINK I'VE GOT A CLUE. 231 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,517 - I'VE GOT LITTLE TO NO SENSATION 232 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,352 IN THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY. 233 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,821 YEAH, YEAH! 234 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:59,525 - WHAT A MYSTERY. - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 235 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,027 - YEAH. - GOOD! 236 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:01,927 - OHH! - OH, YEAH! 237 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,731 - OHH! - OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE. 238 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,501 - OW, MY BACK IS-- 239 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,102 - OHH... 240 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,203 [MONKEY CHATTERING] 241 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,472 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 242 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:19,111 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 15448

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