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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:08,375 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,543 [DRILL] 3 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,986 - IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:38,838 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 5 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:39,873 - PAC? 6 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,741 - BIGGIE! 7 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,843 [GUNSHOTS] 8 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,312 - GOOD MORNING, BETSY. HOW'S IT COMING? 9 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,515 - HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 10 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:51,651 - IT'S...A LITTLE GAY. 11 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,386 HEY AGAIN, BETSY. 12 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:56,689 WHAT'S THE NEW IDEA FOR TODAY? 13 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:57,824 - [LAUGHING] 14 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,795 - YOU CRAZY, GIRL. YOU CRAZY. 15 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:04,964 OK, BETSY. WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME TODAY? 16 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,733 - WELL... 17 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,334 - AH, CRAP. 18 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,170 AND I GUESS IT'LL HAVE TO DO. 19 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,740 - [SQUEAKING] 20 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,408 - EXCUSE ME, MISS. 21 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,710 - WHOA. AREN'T YOU THAT SUBWAY GUY 22 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,712 WHO USED TO BE A BIG, FAT SLOB? 23 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:20,847 WHAT'S THE NAME...JERRY? 24 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,417 - JARED. HI. UH, IS THERE A RESTROOM HERE? 25 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:25,285 [SNORING] 26 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,287 UH, I MUST'VE PASSED OUT FROM THE STRAIN 27 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:29,055 OF PUSHING THAT ENORMOUS LOG OUT OF MY BUTT. 28 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:33,759 DID MY DOOKIE FUMES CLEAR OUT THE WHOLE BAKERY? 29 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,130 I'M LOCKED IN! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEKEND 30 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:40,200 WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT--BUT... 31 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:44,103 SO...DELICIOUS. 32 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,738 NO! I MUST STAY ON MY DIET. 33 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,541 I'M A CORPORATE SPOKESMAN. HERO TO MILLIONS. 34 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,277 I MUST--I MUST.... 35 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:00,553 [HOWLING] 36 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,360 [SIGHING] 37 00:02:07,426 --> 00:02:08,761 [FART] 38 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,797 - MY BAKERY! IT'S RUINED! 39 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,500 I ONLY LOCKED UP 10 MINUTES AGO! 40 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:14,767 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 41 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:15,535 - WAIT A MINUTE. 42 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,803 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE. 43 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,605 WE CAN WORK THIS OUT LIKE-- 44 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,074 - UGH! 45 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,409 - ...MISSING SINCE LAST TUESDAY... 46 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,879 - ONE, TWO-WHO... 47 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,014 [PIANO PLAYING] 48 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,016 - I WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 49 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:30,850 - RAHH! 50 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:35,755 - DECEMBER 24, 4:30 PM, CHRISTMAS EVE. 51 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,358 A TIME FOR JOYOUS CELEBRATION. 52 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:42,896 A TIME FOR GIFT GIVING, FOR PEACE AND LOVE. 53 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,932 A TIME FOR MURDER. 54 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,978 IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS THAT MADE EVERYONE CRY-- 55 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,548 EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE JEWS, 56 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,583 BUT WHEN THE EVIDENCE POINTED TO MURDER, 57 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:08,755 THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND BECAME "WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?" 58 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:09,722 - BLEECH! 59 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,458 - PERHAPS NO ONE CAN SHED LIGHT ON THIS MYSTERY 60 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,027 MORE THAN MARTHA CLAUS, 61 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,262 THE VICTIM'S WIFE OF 43 YEARS. 62 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,832 - WE STAYED TOGETHER MOSTLY DUE TO LICENSING ISSUES. 63 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:22,201 I DOUBT HE WOULD'VE GOTTEN ANY SPONSORSHIP DEALS 64 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,772 IF HE WERE A DIVORCED SINGLE MAN LIVING WITH A BUNCH OF ELVES. 65 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,607 THEY'D THINK HE WAS GAY. 66 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:28,741 - CRUSHED BY GRIEF, 67 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:32,111 THE WIDOW CLAUS HAS KEPT A LOW PROFILE SINCE THE MURDER. 68 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:35,548 BUT NOT ALL WAS WARMTH AND LOVE AT THE NORTH POLE. 69 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:38,317 DEEP INSIDE SANTA'S FABLED WORKSHOP, 70 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,420 DISCONTENT HAD BEGUN TO SPREAD 71 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,589 AMONG THE ANDROGYNOUS ELVIN WORKFORCE. 72 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,457 - IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COKE, MAN. 73 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:49,662 SANTA HAD US ELVES HIDE THE BLOW IN THE CRAPPY WOODEN TOYS. 74 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:51,731 THEN HE'D MAKE THE DROP... 75 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,133 - GIVE IT TO ME! TOY! GIMME, GIMME TOY! 76 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,437 GIVE IT TO ME! TOY! GIMME, GIMME TOY! 77 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,739 - AND THE SALE WAS COMPLETE. 78 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:00,974 - OOH. 79 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,743 - HE TRIED USING SOME DIFFERENT WAYS TO SNEAK THE PRODUCT IN. 80 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,945 [POPPING NOISE] 81 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,449 YOU EVER SEE A YETI WHEN A DOZEN CONDOMS OF COKE 82 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:10,850 BURST IN HIS BELLY? 83 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,020 - [ROARING] 84 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,055 - AAH! 85 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,030 - IT'S A BAD SCENE, MAN. 86 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,732 - WERE THE ALLEGATIONS TRUE? 87 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,835 SANTA CLAUS AN INTERNATIONAL DRUG PEDDLER? 88 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,170 - DRUGS, THAT WASN'T NO SECRET. 89 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:34,173 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FAT MAN'S REAL PROBLEM WAS-- 90 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,174 WHEN SOME OF THE SHIPMENTS 91 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,342 STARTED TO TURN UP A LITTLE LIGHT. 92 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,212 FOLLOW ME? SOMEBODY STARTED HAVING LITTLE PRIVATE PARTIES, 93 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,047 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? I THINK YOU DO. 94 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:46,352 AS FOR WHO, WELL YOU EVER WONDER HOW HIS NOSE GOT SO RED? 95 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,321 - PUNISHMENT WAS SWIFT 96 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,957 FOR ANYONE WHO DARED CROSS THE BOSS. 97 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,959 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 98 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:57,397 - FOR ANYONE CAUGHT BEING NAUGHTY AT THE NORTH POLE. 99 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,633 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY--OOH! 100 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,736 [CRYING] 101 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,705 -WHO KILLED SANTA CLAUS? 102 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:10,476 A NEGLECTED HOUSEWIFE? COLUMBIAN DRUG RUNNERS? 103 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,612 SOME RETARD SNOWMAN? 104 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,314 WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHO KILLED SANTA CLAUS, 105 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,884 BUT WHOEVER DID IS STILL OUT THERE... 106 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,752 WATCHING, WAITING. 107 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,790 WHO'S NEXT? THE EATER BUNNY? CUPID? 108 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,626 THAT LUCKY CHARM'S CEREAL GUY? 109 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,127 WHO'S TO SAY? 110 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,328 BUT WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN, 111 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:32,732 "UNSOLVED CASE FILES" WILL BE THERE TO MAKE A BUCK. 112 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,001 NEXT TIME ON "UNSOLVED CASE FILES," 113 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,271 THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA'S CASTRATION... 114 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,907 SIMPLE NEUTERING OR HATE CRIME? 115 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,609 - YO QUIERO MY NUTS! 116 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,446 - COME AND GET SOME! 117 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,449 - [SCREAMING] 118 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,518 - WHAT'S WRONG, HERMAN? 119 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,854 - OOH, I'M CONSTIPATED, PICKLES. 120 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,891 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN GIVE ME FOR THAT? 121 00:05:58,957 --> 00:05:59,926 - YEAH. 122 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:00,693 - UGH! 123 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,161 - SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE 124 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,498 I JUST KICKED YOUR [BEEP] ASS! 125 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:10,069 -BRANDON, YOU ARE SO GROUNDED. 126 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,405 - "JAWS" WAS A MASTERPIECE OF SUSPENSE AND TERROR 127 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,874 BECAUSE OF HOW LITTLE YOU SAW THE SHARK ITSELF, 128 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,509 BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY I WANTED IT. 129 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,578 THE DAMN MECHANICAL SHARK DIDN'T WORK. 130 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,680 AS A RESULT, I HAD TO RELEASE A MOVIE 131 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,448 THAT WAS ONLY A QUARTER DONE. 132 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,217 NOW, THANKS TO COMPUTER GRAPHICS, 133 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:27,320 I CAN BRING MY TRUE VISION TO LIFE. 134 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,122 - $10,000 FOR ME BY MYSELF. 135 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:32,959 FOR THAT YOU GET THE HEAD, THE TAIL, THE WHOLE DAMN THING. 136 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,862 - I SAY WE LET HIM GO. 137 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,197 - GET OUT OF THE WATER! 138 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:39,565 - "JAWS: THE SPECIAL EDITION," 139 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,534 FEATURES OVER 100 ALTERED SCENES. 140 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,436 - THERE HE IS, CHIEF! THROW IT! THROW IT! 141 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,606 - YOU ACTUALLY GET A FEEL FOR THE SHARK'S PERSONALITY. 142 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:50,476 - YOU MISSED ME, YOU DRIED UP DOUCHEBAGS! 143 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:51,409 - OW! MY TIBIA! 144 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:55,214 - AH, YOU BASTARD! AH, YOU BASTARD! 145 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:59,152 - TRUST ME, THIS IS A WHOLE NEW SET OF "JAWS." 146 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:03,723 - SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 147 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,092 [BOOM] 148 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,262 - EVERYONE'S PLAYING THE BRAND-NEW GAME 149 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,264 THAT'S FUR-OCIOUSLY FUN. 150 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,565 - YEAH! - YEAH! 151 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,400 I'M HAVING FUN! 152 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,136 UH-OH. EUTHANASIA. 153 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,070 - EUTHANASIA! 154 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,173 - ♪ EUTHANASIA MAKES YOU KILL YOUR PETS ♪ 155 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:24,443 - THE CIRCLE OF LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITING. 156 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,647 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE KITTENS? 157 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:28,815 - [MEOWING] 158 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:29,849 - EUTHANASIA! 159 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,051 - ♪ LAUGH AND LEARN BECAUSE IT'S LIFE OR DEATH ♪ 160 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,188 - MY PIT BULL RIPPED A FACE OFF A TODDLER. 161 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:36,656 - TIME TO PUT HIM DOWN. 162 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:37,456 - I CAN RETRAIN HIM. 163 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,158 - NO. EUTHANASIA! - NO. EUTHANASIA! 164 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,128 [RAGTIME TUNE PLAYING] 165 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,132 - MY FATHER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED 166 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,068 BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO PAY PROTECTION MONEY 167 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,170 TO A BUNCH OF THUGS! 168 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,104 - UGH. 169 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,774 - SORRY, LADY, WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THIS ONE. 170 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,676 - BUT--BUT... 171 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:57,543 [CRYING] 172 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,112 - ALL RIGHT. WHO'S OUR NEXT APPOINTMENT? 173 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:02,081 - MY FATHER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED 174 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,483 BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO PAY PROTECTION MONEY 175 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,852 TO A BUNCH OF THUGS! 176 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:09,422 - LADY, YOU JUST HIRED THE A-TEAM. 177 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,393 - I AIN'T FLYING, HANNIBAL. NO WAY, NO HOW. 178 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,396 - THAT'S SOUNDS PERFECTLY REASONABLE, B.A. 179 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:21,000 NOW CALM DOWN AND HAVE SOME NICE MILK. 180 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,202 - GLUG! GLUG! 181 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,170 [BURPS] 182 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,104 MMM. MILK. 183 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,539 GOOD FOR THE BONES. GOOD FOR THE KIDS. 184 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,508 I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T GO NO CALCIUM IN HIS DIET. 185 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:32,445 - MURDOCK, WE DRUGGED THE MILK! 186 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:34,480 - YOU KNOW, YEARS OF DRUGGED MILK 187 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,448 CAN HAVE UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECTS. 188 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,084 - OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT, MURDOCK? 189 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,620 - SEVERE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE. 190 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,520 - [FARTS] I DON'T LIKE CHEESE. 191 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:43,222 [FARTS] 192 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,391 - CAN YOU ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS 193 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,993 IN A HELICOPTER? 194 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,027 - [FARTS] 195 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,097 - THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG TRIP. 196 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,098 - I WANT MY RUBBER DUCKIE. 197 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,200 - OK, FACE, INFILTRATE THE OFFICE 198 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,868 AND STEAL THEIR FILES. 199 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,136 - EASY AS PIE. 200 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,238 GREETINGS. IS THIS WHERE THE THUGS 201 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,740 AND/OR CRIMINALS HANG OUT, 202 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,542 BECAUSE I, TOO, AM A THUG AND/OR CRIMINAL. 203 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,812 - HOLY CRAP, IT'S FACE MAN FROM THE A-TEAM! 204 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,680 - GET HIM! 205 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,148 - HANNIBAL, THEY'RE ONTO US! 206 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,751 [GUNFIRE] 207 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,392 - EASY, BOYS. WE SURRENDER. 208 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,860 - WE'RE GONNA COME BACK 209 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,862 - AND DEAL WITH YOU HEROES LATER. 210 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,464 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S ASSESS THE SITUATION. 211 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,732 - I FOUND A LAWNMOWER. 212 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,234 - I FOUND SOME THIMBLES. 213 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,237 - I FOUND JESUS! 214 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,639 - LET'S SHOW THESE PUNKS WHAT IT MEANS 215 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,542 TO MESS WITH THE A-TEAM. 216 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,550 - [KISSING] 217 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:46,652 - OK, GANG. 218 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:50,356 LET'S GET FROGGY ON THESE TADPOLES. 219 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,167 [BOOM] 220 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,536 [GUNFIRE] 221 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,014 NOW, ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE THAT OLD MAN 222 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,182 AND HIS DAUGHTER ALONE? 223 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,284 - YES! FOR GOD'S SAKE, YES! 224 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,319 - THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. 225 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,587 B.A., DO THE HONORS. 226 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,990 - I'M GONNA FLY YOU OUT ON KNUCKLE AIRLINES. 227 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,524 FIRST CLASS. UGH! 228 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,094 - MY AZALEAS! 229 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,163 - A-TEAM, YOU DID IT. 230 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,299 YOU SAVED OUR FAMILY BUSINESS. 231 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,367 - IT WAS OUR PLEASURE. 232 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,403 OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT'LL BE $50,000. 233 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,671 - $50,000? 234 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,607 - OUR WHOLE BUSINESS IS ONLY WORTH 10,000! 235 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,975 WE'RE RUINED! RUINED! 236 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,344 - I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER. 237 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,079 - YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 238 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,182 - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 239 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,386 - [CLUCKING] 240 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,155 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 241 00:10:56,222 --> 00:11:00,793 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 242 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:12,038 - [MONKEY SOUNDS] 15548

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