Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:06,005
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
2
00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,186
- IT'S ALIVE!
3
00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,307
- OH, MY GOD!
4
00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,709
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
5
00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:43,543
WHAT IS IT--
6
00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,511
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!
7
00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,312
WHY DIDN'T WE BRING A GUN?
8
00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,447
- THIS IS THE TRUE STORY...
9
00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,448
- THE TRUE STORY...
10
00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:49,649
- OF 7 STRANGERS...
11
00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,384
- PICKED TO LIVE IN HOUSE...
12
00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:52,585
- AND HAVE
THEIR LIVES TAPED...
13
00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:55,855
- TO FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE
STOP BEING POLITE...
14
00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,224
- AND START GETTING REAL.
15
00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,529
- "THE REAL WORLD:
METROPOLIS."
16
00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:03,763
- UGH!
17
00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,132
PEOPLE IN THIS HELLHOLE
JUST DON'T RESPECT
PERSONAL PROPERTY.
18
00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,569
- LISTEN, I KNOW SOMEONE'S BEEN
IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
19
00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,172
- OK, WHICH ONE
OF YOUR PERVERTS WAS IT,
20
00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:12,972
BECAUSE IT'S SICK.
21
00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,607
- YOU CHICKS
ARE SERIOUSLY PARANOID.
22
00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:18,845
- I FOLD THEM IN A VERY
PARTICULAR WAY, FALCON--
23
00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,280
IN LITTLE SQUARES.
24
00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:21,548
- IT WAS PROBABLY YOU.
25
00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:22,449
- AAH!
26
00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:23,450
IT NOT HULK!
27
00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:24,117
HULK SWEAR!
28
00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,553
- OF COURSE
IT WAS THE HULK.
29
00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:27,787
- AAH!
30
00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,088
- IT WAS ME.
31
00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,724
HELLO, KITTY!
32
00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:32,859
MEOW!
33
00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,128
- LISTEN, UH,
I DON'T MEAN TO BE
NITPICKY OR ANYTHING,
34
00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:40,467
BUT THE LIVING ROOM
HASN'T BEEN VACUUMED
IN WEEKS AND--
35
00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,769
- HEY, WATERMAN,
I WAS BUSY,
36
00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,673
YOU KNOW,
REALIGNING THE PLANET
OR SOMETHING.
37
00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:51,009
- BUT YOU DREW VACUUMING
OUT OF THE JOB JAR
AND EVERYONE ELSE--
38
00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,011
- FACE IT.
39
00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:53,545
WHO'S GOING TO SAVE EARTH
FROM A GIANT METEOR
40
00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,949
WHILE SUPERMAN'S VACUUMING?
41
00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:56,716
YOU?
42
00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,184
I DON'T THINK SO.
43
00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,453
- I COULD.
44
00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,521
HEY!
45
00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,357
NOBODY SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND
HOW USEFUL I AM, YOU KNOW?
46
00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,558
I'M REALLY CAPABLE.
47
00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,760
I CAN DO LOTS OF STUFF,
YOU KNOW?
48
00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:08,428
LOTS!
49
00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:11,965
I CAN DO STUFF LIKE, UM--
50
00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,967
LIKE, I CAN--
51
00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:17,036
YOU KNOW, I...
52
00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,639
[SOBBING]
53
00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:28,882
[BOTH LAUGHING]
54
00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:32,652
- THEY STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN ME
FOR THAT STUPID PARTY.
55
00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,153
WOO!
56
00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,489
COME ON, BABY!
57
00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:39,425
WHO WANTS TO PET
THIS [BLEEP]?
58
00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,928
[BURPS]
59
00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,596
I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS PLACE,
60
00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,065
SOME KIND OF A NUN FACTORY?
61
00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,101
I JUST...
62
00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,203
[BURPS]
63
00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,237
- GOT TO GO!
64
00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,505
GOT TO GO!
65
00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,239
AAH!
66
00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:54,406
- HEY, UH, OCCUPIED.
67
00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,508
OCCUPIED!
68
00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,176
HEY!
69
00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,346
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
70
00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,615
- JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS.
71
00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,018
- OH, MAN, I WANT TO BE RED.
72
00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,052
I HATE BLACK.
73
00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,554
- OH, IT'S LIKE THAT?
74
00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,523
SO I'M THE TOKEN
BLACK SUPERHERO, HUH?
75
00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,692
WELL, THEY MIGHT
HAVE WANTED TIM MEADOWS,
76
00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,127
BUT THEY GOT THE FALCON,
77
00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:17,697
AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER
RESPECT THE FALCON.
78
00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:21,901
OF COURSE,
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
ANY SUPERPOWERS.
79
00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,703
MAN, MY COSTUME SUCKS.
80
00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,839
- COME AND GET IT,
LITTLE GUYS.
81
00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,375
HELLO?
82
00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,577
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
83
00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:31,477
I'M AQUAMAN.
84
00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,713
- TROUBLE AT HOME?
85
00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,416
- ANSWER ME,
YOU LITTLE BITCHES!
86
00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,651
- IF YOU LEAVE YOUR TOWELS
ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR,
87
00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,054
WE START GETTING
THAT MILDEW SMELL.
88
00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,121
- IT'S GROSS!
89
00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:46,225
- HAVE A LITTLE COMMON COURTESY
FOR THE REST OF US.
90
00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,696
- THE BAT SIGNAL.
91
00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:50,730
- HUH.
92
00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,399
I WONDER WHERE
HE'S ALWAYS GOING
IN SUCH A HURRY.
93
00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,011
[URINATING]
94
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,746
- MY GOOD PLATES!
95
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,247
- DISHES DONE.
96
00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,248
DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS,
97
00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,018
FITTING IN HERE
CONTINUES TO BE
QUITE A CHORE.
98
00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,220
IT...CONFOUNDS ME.
99
00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,455
- ON MY PLATES.
100
00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:16,990
MY GOOD CHINA PLATES.
101
00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,358
- RELAX, WONDERGIRL.
102
00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,495
- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
103
00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,764
- I--I AM THE NIGHT!
104
00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,768
[WHISTLING]
105
00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,269
- WONDERGIRL?
106
00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,137
HUH.
107
00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,071
WONDERGIRL.
108
00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,172
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT BATMAN, OK?
109
00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,775
HE'S THE SAME
AS THE REST OF THESE
GUYS AROUND HERE.
110
00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:36,643
THEY'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN.
111
00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:39,746
THEY'RE AFRAID
OF THE ALMIGHTY UTERUS.
112
00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,180
ALMIGHTY UTERUS!
113
00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,216
- NEXT TIME ON "REAL WORLD"...
114
00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,183
- I DON'T SEE WHY
YOU'RE SO UPSET.
115
00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,554
WHAT DO YOU NEED MEN FOR
ANYWAY, HUH?
116
00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,289
HOW ABOUT A SMILE?
117
00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:51,624
THERE YOU GO.
118
00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,425
- I'LL DO IT.
119
00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,893
I'LL DO IT, MAN.
I'LL TOTALLY DO IT.
120
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,962
- YOU WON'T DO IT.
121
00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,365
[BOTH STUTTERING]
122
00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,000
- YAHTZEE!
123
00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,969
- THAT'S IT!
124
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,274
- MEOW.
125
00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,976
- AAH!
126
00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,817
- A-A-AH.
127
00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,988
[GRUNTING]
128
00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,157
- FOR AMERICA!
129
00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,846
- WHERE'S THE BUNNY?
130
00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:52,318
WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.
131
00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,052
GREAT.
132
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,521
I AM JESUS, YOU KNOW.
133
00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,524
- YA SHI MA NA!
134
00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,696
- HI-YAH!
135
00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,369
- OY!
136
00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,709
- AAH! AAH!
137
00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,050
- 5-FINGERED PALM OF DEATH.
138
00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,888
LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.
139
00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,501
- THANKS.
140
00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,903
- IT'S WHAT I DO.
141
00:06:55,982 --> 00:07:00,119
- YOU DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?
142
00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,988
- FOR A SECOND THERE,
143
00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:05,091
YEAH, I KIND OF DID.
144
00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:39,225
- YOUR CHANGE, SIR.
145
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,661
- KHAN!
146
00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:42,762
[SCREAMING]
147
00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,298
KHAN!
148
00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,232
- THE NEXT HOT GAME SHOW
149
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,601
HAS JUST BEEN IMPORTED
FROM JAPAN.
150
00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,803
- YOU WANT MILLION DOLLAR?
151
00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,274
YOU WIN CRAZY SMILE FACE
MILLION DOLLAR!
152
00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,476
FIRST, YOU EAT.
153
00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:58,878
FOOD IS POWER.
154
00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,646
THE POWER!
155
00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,914
WHO POOP LAST?
156
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:07,486
YOU WIN ONE MILLION
MR. MIGHTY JOE DOLLAR
WHEN YOU POOP LAST!
157
00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,888
WHO POOP LAST?
158
00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,656
MAO! MAO!
159
00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:20,132
- I'M BILL CLINTON.
160
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,601
I'M GOING TO
PUSH OVER THAT COW.
161
00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,836
OOH, THERE I GO AND DID IT!
162
00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:28,574
- WELCOME TO ANOTHER
THRILLING EDITION
OF "ZOMBIE IDOL."
163
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,675
[APPLAUSE]
164
00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,345
LAST WEEK, AMERICA VOTED
IN RECORD-SHATTERING NUMBERS.
165
00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,013
IN FACT, PHONE LINES
WERE JAMMED SO BADLY
166
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,683
THAT MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREAS
TEMPORARILY LOST 911 SERVICE.
167
00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,620
HUNDREDS DIED.
168
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,989
IT ALL STARTED WITH
THE AUDITIONS,
169
00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:45,258
AS THE REANIMATED CORPSES
OF ROCK AND ROLL
170
00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,360
ALL COMPETED FOR
A SPOT ON OUR SHOW.
171
00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,429
PAST PERFORMANCES FROM ZOMBIES
SUCH AS JOHN LENNON
172
00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,965
AND THE BEACH BOYS
TORE UP OUR STAGE.
173
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,601
COMPETITION HAS BEEN
HOT AND HEAVY.
174
00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,737
IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR JUDGES.
175
00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,806
GIVE IT UP
FOR FRANKENBERRY.
176
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:01,908
- YEAH.
177
00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,009
YEAH, DAWG.
178
00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:03,709
YEAH.
179
00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,745
- LET'S HEAR IT
FOR BOO BERRY.
180
00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,414
- I HOPE OUR CONTESTANTS
JUST HAVE FUN
181
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,349
AND, YOU KNOW,
BE THEMSELVES,
182
00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:14,253
AND PRETTY,
PRETTY SPACE PEOPLE,
183
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,021
AND A PUPPY.
184
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,423
- AND LAST AND CERTAINLY
NOT LEAST,
185
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,825
PLEASE WELCOME
COUNT CHOCULA.
186
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,793
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
187
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,496
- WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE
TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCES
188
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:26,332
ARE BETTER THAN LAST WEEK'S
GHASTLY AFFAIR.
189
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,733
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
190
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,734
- NICE OUTFIT.
191
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,504
ISN'T IT GAUCHE
TO WEAR BROWN
AFTER LABOR DAY?
192
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,438
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
193
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,372
- I DON'T KNOW, RYAN.
194
00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,374
ISN'T IT GAUCHE
TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG
195
00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:36,943
ON NATIONAL TV EACH WEEK?
196
00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,377
- NOT WHEN YOU'RE PAID LIKE ME.
197
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:41,347
IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST
PERFORMANCE OF THE EVENING.
198
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,316
HERE'S BOB MARLEY.
199
00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,918
[MOANING]
200
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,091
[POLICE SIREN]
201
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,659
- YEAH, DAWG.
202
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,961
YOU DID YOUR THING.
203
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,128
- MARMALADE.
204
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,396
- DREADFUL.
205
00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:00,032
- DON'T FORGET
TO TEXT MESSAGE YOUR VOTES
AT THE END OF THE SHOW
206
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,069
BECAUSE PHONE COMPANIES
MAKE FAR MORE MONEY THAT WAY.
207
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,103
IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN NOW
208
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,739
WITH OUR VERY OWN
ROVING REPORTER
KRISTIN HOLT.
209
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,709
WHAT KIND OF HIJINKS
ARE GOING ON BACKSTAGE, KRISTIN?
210
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,811
- RYAN, THE ZOMBIES
ARE GOING WILD
211
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:15,481
AFTER ONE OF THE CHILDREN
FROM THE GRANT A WISH FOUNDATION
212
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,850
FELL AND CRACKED HIS HEAD OPEN.
213
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,285
- BRAINS.
214
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:23,255
- IT'S LIKE SOME KIND
OF FEEDING FRENZY.
215
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,991
- L.A. WOMAN...
216
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,459
- AAH! AAH!
217
00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,294
AAH!
218
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:32,665
- THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO STOP A ZOMBIE.
219
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,935
BLOW THEY'RE [BLEEP]
HEAD'S OFF, BABY.
220
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:36,969
- DON'T FORGET
TO TELL THEM ABOUT
221
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,973
ALL THE GREAT DEALS
AT RADIO SHED, VING.
222
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,221
- DON'T FORGET TO VOTE,
EVERYBODY.
223
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,490
GOOD NIGHT FROM "ZOMBIE IDOL."
224
00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,325
SEACREST OUT.
225
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,869
- BRAINS.
226
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:12,638
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLY BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
227
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:16,308
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
228
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,245
[CHICKENS CLUCKING THEME SONG]
229
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,784
- BAWK!
230
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,353
- BUCK.
13859
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.