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WAI-WAI-WAIT. 17 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,495 I NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 18 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,129 - THERE'S NO TIME. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 19 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,063 NO TIME! 20 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:06,733 [HORN BLOWS] 21 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,467 OH, NO. 22 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:11,237 WAIT! NO, PLEASE! WAIT! 23 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,339 - WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, STEVE. 24 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,543 MY MOTHER WAS SO RIGHT ABOUT YOU BEING UNRELIABLE. 25 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,645 AND NOW-- NOW LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE! 26 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:21,514 - WELL, I, UM...UH... 27 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,449 - [PANTING] 28 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,884 ARE WE TOO--WE ARE! 29 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,886 COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BIG A BOAT. 30 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,989 JUST FLIP IT O--AWW! 31 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,960 WE'RE DOOMED. WE'RE DOOMED. 32 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,529 - AW, GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER. 33 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,065 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BUILD MY OWN ARK. 34 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,301 YEAH, AND IT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN NOAH'S. 35 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,871 - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 36 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,773 - [SNORT] 37 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,375 [THUNDER] 38 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,811 - THIS SUCKS. 39 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,378 - HA HA HA! 40 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,414 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DROWN. 41 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,851 BUT WE'RE A MERMAID AND A MERMAN. 42 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,220 WE CAN SWIM! HA HA HA! 43 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,488 - [GROWL] 44 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:06,259 I HOPE YOU CAN ALSO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE, [BEEP]HOLE. 45 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,527 - CRAP. 46 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,300 - SO YOU TOLD THEM THE WRONG TIME ON PURPOSE? 47 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,336 - YEP. GOD HATES FREAKS. 48 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:18,071 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GOD. 49 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,507 - THAT DOESN'T BLAH BLAH BLAH! 50 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:25,278 - WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU LET THE PIXIE FAIRIES ON BOARD? 51 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,079 - I DID? 52 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,383 [THUMPING] 53 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,216 - AAH! 54 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,819 GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE DUST TOSSER. 55 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,421 [THUMPING] 56 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,024 [BEEPING] 57 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,828 - HMM! 58 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,964 HA HA! 59 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,234 - [GRUNTING] 60 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,539 - [SNIFFING] 61 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:54,774 - HA HA HA! 62 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,644 GOH! 63 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,046 - OH! 64 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,616 - KITTY, MY iPOD'S BUSTED. 65 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:07,020 I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT RIGHT UP STEVE JOBS' ASS. 66 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,322 - OH, HUSH, RED. I'M BLOGGING. 67 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,925 - IN KOREA, YOU COULD GET A GOOD BLOGGING 68 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:13,393 FOR 5 AMERICAN DOLLARS. 69 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:14,227 - [LAUGHTER] 70 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,030 - OH, HONEY. HA HA HA! 71 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,031 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 72 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,899 - KELSO. - FEZ. 73 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,869 I JUST TOOK YOUR PICTURE WITH MY PHONE. 74 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,070 I JUST SENT IT TO YOU. 75 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,905 - OOH, WHAT A SEXY PHOTO. 76 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,241 IT REALLY CAPTURES MY METROSEXUALITY. 77 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,911 - OK. WHO JUST TEXT-MESSAGED ME THAT I'M A DOUCHEBAG? 78 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,546 - [SHOUTS] 79 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,449 - HI. I'M TV's TOPHER GRACE. 80 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,617 AS YOU'VE SEEN TONIGHT, 81 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,153 THE PRECIOUS TRAPPINGS OF OUR MATERIAL-OBSESSED EXISTENCE 82 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,689 BECOME THE SITCOM FODDER OF THE FUTURE. 83 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,591 SO, HEY, PLEASE REMEMBER, 84 00:03:44,656 --> 00:03:46,793 TRY NOT TO BE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG. 85 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:49,596 THANKS FOR LISTENING. 86 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,966 - BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! 87 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,204 - I'M NOT ABOUT TO DIE FOR A CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN. 88 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,506 - I DON'T--WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 89 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,409 I MEAN, THIS IS--IT'S BAD! 90 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,484 - OHH. I SURE AM HUNGRY. 91 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,720 THESE CARROTS ARE NOT MINE. 92 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,322 BUT I'M HUNGRY, SO IT'S OK. 93 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:20,192 YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM. 94 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,928 - WHO'S EATING MY CARROTS? 95 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,029 - OH, DEAR! 96 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:27,634 - THOSE CARROTS ARE FOR ROBOT THANKSGIVING. 97 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,501 - AAH! 98 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,203 - I SURE AM GLAD I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS 99 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,872 EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T GOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY 100 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,676 AND GOT A SPANKING SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS BAD. 101 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:37,777 [NEIGH] 102 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:38,778 - AAH! 103 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,781 - THAT'S COMING FROM THE CAR-- THE CARROT PATCH! 104 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,316 [NEIGH] 105 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:47,687 - OH, HO, HO! CARROT STEW... AND PRINCESS, TOO. 106 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,856 - I WANT TO BE THE ROBOT! 107 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:51,524 - I'M THE ROBOT! 108 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:52,425 - YOU'RE DUMB. 109 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,328 - I WILL SAVE YOU, PRINCESS BRITNEY. 110 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,429 - I WILL FIGHT YOU. 111 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,964 - POW! POW! POW! 112 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,399 - YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE DEAD. 113 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,800 - NUH-UH. YOU'RE DEAD. 114 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,636 - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 115 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:11,044 - MY DADDY SAYS "I LOVE YOU" WITH HIS BELT. 116 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:11,811 - MRS. McNALLY! 117 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,981 MRS. McNALLY, DARRYL MADE A FART. 118 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,849 - POW! POW! 119 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:17,917 - QUIT IT! 120 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,987 - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND, RO--WIFE, AND ROBOT, 121 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,623 - [KISSING] 122 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,726 - [GIGGLING] 123 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:27,794 - THE END. 124 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,695 [FART] 125 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:31,330 - [LAUGHTER 126 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,437 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 127 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,138 [LION ROARS] 128 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,073 [THUD] 129 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,175 [APPLAUSE] 130 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,781 - I HEAR YOU'RE THE GUYS TO SEE ABOUT ENTERING A RACE. 131 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,582 - NOT JUST ANY RACE. 132 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,384 - [SNICKER] 133 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,421 NO RACE HAS HIGHER STAKES THAN THIS. 134 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:57,390 - I WANT IN. 135 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:01,027 - YOU GOT TO PAY IF YOU WANT TO PLAY. 136 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,697 I HAVEN'T MET THE MAN YET 137 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,699 THAT I THINK CAN HANDLE THIS RACE. 138 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,768 - I DON'T SCARE EASY. 139 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:12,038 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! 140 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,639 - [CROWD MURMURING] 141 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:14,507 [CHEERING] 142 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,243 [ENGINES REVVING] 143 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,027 - LET'S STOW AWAY IN THE MACH 5, 144 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:35,828 FOR IT GOES SO VERY FAST, 145 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,029 AND WE ALWAYS GREATLY ASSIST SPEED 146 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:40,066 WHENEVER HE RUNS INTO TROUBLE, WHICH HE ALWAYS DOES, MM-HMM? 147 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,801 - CHIM CHIM. 148 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,305 [SYNTHESIZER MUSIC] 149 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,380 [TIRES SCREECHING] 150 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,536 - BETTER USE THE TURBO BOOST. 151 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:17,537 - MICHAEL, WAIT. 152 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,672 I CAN ONLY USE MY TURBO BOOST ONCE PER EPISODE. 153 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,808 - WELL, I'M USING IT. 154 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:26,546 - IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I DO NOT MOVE 155 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:27,847 BECAUSE IF I WERE TO MOVE, THAT WOULD ADD TO THE COST. 156 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,383 SO IF I STAY PERFECTLY STILL, IT WILL BE PREFERABLE TO MOVING 157 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:33,686 BECAUSE ANIMATION COSTS MONEY, UH-HUH. 158 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,794 [TIRES SCREECHING] 159 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:47,466 - GOSH, GOLLY, GEE WILLIKERS, ZIMINY JIPPITY-DO, BATMAN! 160 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,268 THOSE POLICEMEN ARE PRETTY RUDE. 161 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,103 - ROBIN, LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS 162 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:54,340 ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR SOCIETY. 163 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,511 MOTHER[BEEP]S. 164 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:02,715 - YAAA-HOO! 165 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:08,721 - NOW THAT GUY IS GAINING. 166 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:09,822 WE'RE NEVER GONNA WIN THE RACE. 167 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,824 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. WILL YOU BUY ME A SODA? 168 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,926 MY FRIEND JIMMY'S DAD BOUGHT HIM A NEW SKATEBOARD. 169 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,294 I WANT A NEW SKATEBOARD. 170 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,697 THIS RACE IS STUPID. 171 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,773 - OOH! THIS'LL FOOL THEM DUKE BOYS. 172 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,376 [GIGGLING] 173 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:35,881 - THERE'S A DETOUR, BO. 174 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,719 - YAAA... 175 00:08:39,784 --> 00:08:40,820 [CRASH] 176 00:08:40,886 --> 00:08:41,953 - OH. 177 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:42,955 OH. MY GOD. 178 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,991 - I DON'T BELIEVE IN CHEATING, BATMAN. 179 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,325 I BELIEVE IN DOING WHAT'S RIGHT. 180 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,027 - IF YOU DON'T WANT A BAT BITCH-SLAP, 181 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:52,932 YOU'LL LAUNCH THE BATNET AND TAKE DOWN THOSE COPS. 182 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,067 - OOPS! 183 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:55,902 - AAH! 184 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,470 - RETRACT THE LINE. RETRACT THE LINE! 185 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,273 - NO, NO, DON'T RETRACT! DON'T RETRACT! 186 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:01,374 - AAH! 187 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,808 - AAH! GET HIM OFF ME! 188 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,244 [GIBBERISH] 189 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,381 OH, LORD! AAH! 190 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,824 [HOWLING] 191 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,528 - WE'RE ALMOST TO THE FINISH LINE, PARTNER. 192 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:25,698 OH. 193 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,071 - HA HA HA! 194 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,339 - MARIO, WE'RE LOSING. 195 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,942 - IT'S TIME TO USE THE BLUE TORTOISE SHELL, NO? 196 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:40,780 - DO IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT STEREOTYPICAL BASTARD. 197 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:45,284 - THE BLUE TORTOISE SHELL IS MARIO KART RACE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON. 198 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,387 IT MAGICALLY FINDS THE LEAD CAR IN THE RACE, 199 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:49,889 AND IT TAKES IT OUT. 200 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,024 HA HA HA! 201 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,860 - [GRUNTING] 202 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,662 URK! 203 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,700 [SNIFF] 204 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,403 - [CHEERING] 205 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:12,878 - YOU'RE MORE MAN THAN ME, HEADLESS PONCH. 206 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,482 - OOH! 207 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,285 - HEADLESS PONCH. - HEADLESS PONCH! 208 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:24,223 - AS THE WINNER, YOU RECEIVE THIS GIFT BASKET 209 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,025 FROM OMAHA STEAKS... 210 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,059 - AWESOME. WONDERFUL. 211 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:31,931 - AND A $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM BEST BUY. 212 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,001 - BEST BUY! WOOF! 213 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,235 - AWW. 214 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,938 [CROWD JEERING] 215 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,144 - I'M IN AWE OF HEADLESS PONCH. 216 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,946 HE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. 217 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,080 HEADLESS POUCH. 218 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,248 - HEADLESS POUCH. 219 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,417 PONCH. PONCH. PONCH. GO. 220 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,518 - HEADLESS STICK. 221 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,552 - HA HA HA! 222 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,055 - EXCUSE ME. I JUST FARTED IN A VERY MUSICAL TONE. 223 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,757 [SHOUTING GIBBERISH]] 224 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,290 - SHUT UP! - RUFF! 225 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,160 - I LIKE BEING AN AMERICAN. 226 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:06,032 I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING BURT. 227 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,268 BEING BURT, BEING BURT, BEING BURT. 228 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,302 GOSH, IT'S GOOD. 229 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,570 [DIRECTOR'S SLATE CLAPS] 230 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:12,638 - [BELCH] 231 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,907 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT I'M VERY PROUD OF, 232 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,977 AND IT'S GONNA SCARE THE LIVING [BEEP] OUT OF YOU. 233 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:18,911 - HA HA HA! 234 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:22,181 - YOU WILL HAVE TO STEP BACK JUST A FEW FEET. 235 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,783 PRINT. 236 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,784 [FART] 237 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,885 LUNCH. 238 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,988 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 239 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,191 - STUPID MONKEY. 14348

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