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[snoring]
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[softly] Van. Van.
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- [loudly] Van!
- [shouts indistinctly]
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Mrs. H, what are you doin'?
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I made you some cookies,
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and look, I wrote your name on this one
with some M&M'S.
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Wow!
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I dreamt it, and it actually happened.
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And this time, I'm wearin' pants.
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Good cookie.
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Good freakin' cookie.
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[Reba] Mmm.
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Hey, guys. What's goin' on?
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A perfect moment.
Don't ruin it.
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While Van was nappin',
I made him some cookies.
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[Van] And milk.
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Your mother is treating me, well...
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properly.
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So Mom came home from work,
saw you asleep on the couch,
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and instead of whackin' you with a spoon,
she made you cookies?
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Good freakin' cookie.
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Something's fishy about this.
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Nothin' fishy around here.
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Just a mother-in-law
showin' a little love.
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Yeah, she likes me, Cheyenne.
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Oh, I love him.
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I love him a lot.
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- [Cheyenne] Uh-huh.
- [Van chuckles]
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Yeah. Not just fishy.
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Sinister.
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We're nice to each other.
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She made me cookies.
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I lent her my car.
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[chuckles]
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My car!
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[shrieks, whimpers]
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[gasps]
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If it makes you feel better, I'm fine.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Oh, Rhonda!
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Your door. [sobs]
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Anything but your door.
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Look, Van, I'm terribly sorry.
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- Get away from me, you car wrecker!
- [yelps]
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{\an8}- Okay, Van, okay. Do not overreact.
- [groans]
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{\an8}- I'm sure it's something that we could...
- [metal clanging]
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{\an8}[sobbing]
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{\an8}[Cheyenne] ...very easily fix.
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{\an8}[Brock] Whoa!
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{\an8}Not the door.
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{\an8}The door is the hardest part to fix.
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{\an8}[Jake] Oh, man!
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{\an8}Van's gonna cry.
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{\an8}I'm not gonna cry.
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{\an8}No, I'm not gonna cry.
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{\an8}[sniffles] It's fine.
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{\an8}But I'll be damned
if I let you people see me not cry!
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{\an8}Oh, I better go after him.
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{\an8}I've seen him like this before.
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{\an8}He writes poetry.
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{\an8}That's perfect.
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{\an8}I get a poem for school...
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{\an8}written on a fifth-grade level.
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{\an8}Reba...
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{\an8}did you do this to Van's car?
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{\an8}It wasn't all my fault.
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{\an8}There was a pole involved.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, and last week,
when you wrecked your car,
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{\an8}there was a fence involved.
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{\an8}Now, could it be
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{\an8}that you were driving
without your glasses again?
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You don't live here.
Why am I talkin' to you?
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"Rhonda."
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"Rhonda."
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"The car I was so...
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fonda."
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"I wish I could fix you...
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with a magic...
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wanda."
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Honey, that is beautiful.
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Yeah.
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For a second grader.
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Van, again, I am so sorry about Rhonda.
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Yeah, well, now I'm gonna
have to go rent a Honda.
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Reba, if you're gonna drive at night
without your glasses,
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you're gonna have to take other steps.
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She wasn't wearing her glasses?
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Cheyenne...
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she wasn't wearing her glasses.
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How rich!
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Easy, honey.
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No, I'm fine, I mean, why should
Mrs. Magoo wear her glasses?
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I hate my glasses.
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They make me look like a grandma.
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Zip it.
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Well, then why the heck
don't you just get laser eye surgery?
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I don't have time
to do something like that.
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Well, Reba, you gotta do something,
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because this family...
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is runnin' out of cars.
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Mom, you should really think
about getting that laser thing done.
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I mean, it only takes an afternoon.
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I'd be happy to stay home
and look after you.
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Or I could look after her...
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while she's blind and defenseless.
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I'm gonna go read Rhonda a poem.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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Will you at least think
about getting it done?
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I am getting it done, Cheyenne.
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On Tuesday.
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I had my consultation today.
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- Oh.
- You wanna hear somethin' ironic?
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The pole that I smashed into today
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was in the eye doctor's parking lot.
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Oh.
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Well, so you're doin' it.
That's great.
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Okay, so I'll stay home
and take care of ya.
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No, no, no.
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No, I don't want anybody
to take care of me.
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I just need a ride there and back,
and then I wanna be left alone.
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Oh, I'm so excited! [chuckles]
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So, are you just getting the eyes done,
or are you gonna do the bags too?
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Can they do that?
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You are doin' so well, Mom.
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And step.
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And step--
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I know how to walk.
I'm not a baby.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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You're a big girl.
Yes, you are.
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So, how long till you can see?
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A few hours.
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The kind of surgery I had
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is where they don't cut your eyeball,
they just scrape it off.
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So the recovery's a little bit longer.
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[chuckles]
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- Good Valium.
- Mmm.
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- Good freakin' Valium.
- Oh.
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Okay, I'm gonna lead you
to the couch now, all right?
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- Okay.
- Gonna be a little trust exercise.
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- All right.
- [cell phone rings]
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Ooh.
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- Hello?
- [thudding]
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Oh. I'll call you back.
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Cheyenne!
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Mom, I'm sorry.
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Glen called Jennifer.
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He is so cute.
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Okay, I'll help you to the couch, come on.
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Oh, forget it.
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Mom, are you sure you're gonna be okay?
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I feel guilty leavin' you like this.
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Lookin' forward to some alone time.
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Go on to the movies.
I'll be fine.
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Okay, but call me if you need me.
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I'll have my cell phone, okay?
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- All right.
- [cell phone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, no, it was nothing.
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My mom's just blind, and she fell.
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[excitedly] So tell me everything.
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Oh, my God! [squeals]
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Oh, I'll call you back.
Where are you going?
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I am totally, like, going in the house.
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Move, please.
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- No, no, no, you can't go in there.
- Why?
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- Because you can't.
- Why?
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- Well, just, because... I can't tell you.
- Why?
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Because Mom got the laser eye surgery,
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and she doesn't want anyone
fussin' over her.
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She's in there?
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This is perfect.
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I have a score to settle.
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A vendetta.
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No, no, Van.
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No vendettas.
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Come on.
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Why don't you just forgive Mom
and go to the movies with me?
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Please? [chuckles]
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- You know what, you're right.
- Thank you.
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- That's what I'm gonna do...
- Yeah.
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Forgive her.
You know why?
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- 'Cause you asked me and I love you.
- Oh, baby.
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Let me borrow your phone.
I'm gonna call ahead for some tickets.
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- Okay, I'm gonna get the car.
- Okay.
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- All right. Yay!
- Okay. [chuckles]
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[beeping]
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Barbra Jean, hey.
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Just wanna let you know,
Mrs. H is in trouble.
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I know.
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But she doesn't want anybody to help her,
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and I just wanted to call to make sure
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that whatever you do,
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you don't sneak over here
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and make sure she's okay.
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Bye now.
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That was for you, Rhonda.
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Cup, cup, cup, cup, cup, cup.
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Cup. Got me a cup.
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Water, water, water, water.
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Water, water, water, water, water.
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Okay, now I'm hungry.
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All right, fine, dandy.
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[sighs] Sandwich.
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Where's the bread?
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Where's the bread?
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Here?
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Bread was right here just the other day.
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I know I put it here.
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[chuckles] There it is.
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- [mouthing inaudibly]
- Yeah.
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Okay. Good bread. Good bread.
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There you go.
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Bologna and cheese sandwich.
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Good.
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No. Peanut butter.
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Love peanut butter.
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Jake hid the peanut butter on me.
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I know he... Durn it.
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Was right here.
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Ah.
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Right by the bread.
That's where it always is.
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Ah.
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Good old peanut butter.
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There you go. [chuckles]
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- I can do this all by myself.
- [mouthing inaudibly]
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I don't need Cheyenne.
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Knife.
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Need a knife.
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Nope, that's a fork.
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That's a fork.
That's a spoon.
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Ah.
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Knife.
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Okay.
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Where'd the bread go?
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Ah.
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Where's the other piece of bread?
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Ah.
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Fewer carbs this way.
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[screaming]
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Barbra Jean, what are you doin' here?
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You can hear.
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How did you know I was here?
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I didn't want anybody to know.
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He made me promise I wouldn't say.
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- Brock?
- No, Van.
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No!
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Barbra Jean, I'm gonna say this
as nice as I possibly can.
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Please leave me alone.
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[scoffs] Reba, I can't.
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I saw you in here fumbling around.
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It was pathetic.
262
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,956
I mean, drinkin' a plant?
263
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,126
Reba, let me be your eyes.
264
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,545
I, I'll read to you,
and I'll cut up your food,
265
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,755
and, and I'll teach you
how to put your makeup on.
266
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,299
The right way.
267
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,843
Okay, that's it!
268
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,262
I didn't ask you to be here!
269
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,930
I don't want you here!
Now get out!
270
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,265
[scoffs] Fine.
271
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,934
If that's the way you feel about it,
272
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,018
I'm leaving.
273
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,104
Goodbye, Reba,
274
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,897
and good luck.
275
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,654
Barbra Jean, I know you're still here.
276
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:21,907
All right.
277
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:22,950
Fine.
278
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,452
I'm leaving.
279
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,460
- Barbra Jean.
- What?
280
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,044
- Get out!
- Okay!
281
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,633
[stomping loudly]
282
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,096
[tapping softly]
283
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,894
Barbra Jean?
284
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,649
Huh.
285
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,154
- Marco.
- Polo.
286
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,071
- Barbra Jean!
- [screams]
287
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,364
I can't leave you!
288
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,584
Now, since you can't watch TV,
289
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,295
I thought that, for entertainment,
I could read to you.
290
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,213
Read?
291
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,839
Why? Just to prove you can?
292
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,761
I chose a classic:
293
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:24,970
Oliver Twist.
294
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,096
Okay.
295
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,349
Boring, boring, boring.
296
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,892
Blah, blah. Orphan, orphan.
297
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,769
Okay. Here we go. [clears throat]
298
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,771
[in British accent] "Please, sir."
299
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,981
"I want some more."
300
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,111
[deep voice] "More?"
301
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,323
Are you still reading,
302
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,116
or did you just pass gas?
303
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,452
[door opens]
304
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,288
Hey, we're back.
305
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,749
Oh, look, it's Barbra Jean.
306
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,377
Well, I guess we're even.
307
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,379
Right, Mrs. H?
308
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,630
- Really?
- [chuckles]
309
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,340
Go check the other door.
310
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,679
Oh, I'm real scared.
311
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,394
All right, Barbra Jean,
I'll take over from here.
312
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,937
Oh, no, no, I can't leave yet, Cheyenne.
313
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,023
I haven't taught Reba to catch
the little ball with the bell in it.
314
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,358
- Reba?
- [rattling]
315
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,151
Can you hear it? Reba?
316
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:23,946
[Cheyenne] Oh, okay.
317
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,614
Mom.
318
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,328
All right, you stay here.
319
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,080
I'm gonna go get my cell phone
from the car.
320
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,251
Even though Mom didn't want your help,
321
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,878
I'm sure you were a very good nurse.
322
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,795
Yeah.
323
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,214
You know, as a kid,
I always wanted to be a nurse.
324
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,134
In the high school talent show,
I juggled bedpans.
325
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,681
Oh. My book.
326
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,017
I left my little Dickens in the house.
327
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,522
Oh, Cheyenne, I'm glad you're back.
328
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,734
I couldn't wait to tell you
about my day with Barbra Jean.
329
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,193
Mmm?
330
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,530
You know, you'd think
that havin' a laser shot in my eye
331
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,991
would be the worst part
of my day, but it wasn't.
332
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,743
[sighs]
333
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,995
Do you have any idea what she did?
334
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:16,790
[high-pitched voice] No.
335
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,962
Well, she sang to me,
336
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,297
and then she read to me.
337
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,090
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, yeah.
338
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,011
In this really bad accent.
339
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,305
Now, I usually don't make fun
of people's accents,
340
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,222
but hers was like...
341
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,267
[in British accent]
"Please, sir. May I have more?"
342
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,312
[squeakily] "More?"
343
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,855
Oh, man.
344
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,690
I was thinkin' to myself
while she was here,
345
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,317
"Why just couldn't I have been deaf too?"
346
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,360
[laughing]
347
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,237
[crying]
348
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,158
Mom, what'd you say to Barbra Jean
to make her cry?
349
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,242
Barbra Jean?
350
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,412
Oh, crap.
351
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,131
Well, honey, maybe she was
just kiddin' around.
352
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,384
She does not have a sense of humor, Brock.
353
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,511
[clattering]
354
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,765
[clattering continues]
355
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,977
Brock, get rid of her.
356
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,395
I do not want to talk to her.
357
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:22,856
Barbra Jean?
358
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,733
No. No, it's me.
359
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,026
[chuckles]
360
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,612
Boy, you really can't
see anything, can you?
361
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,614
- No.
- So, listen, uh,
362
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,575
Barbra Jean told me what happened
between the two of you.
363
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,868
And I gotta say, Reba,
364
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,787
it sounds like you were a little mean.
365
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,665
Oh, I knew that's what she was gonna say.
366
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,000
That's why I came over here,
367
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085
because I just had
to give you my side of the story.
368
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,336
Okay, great. Great.
369
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,254
What's your side?
370
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,716
Well, for one thing, I made it clear
that I wanted to be left alone,
371
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,592
but she insisted on staying.
372
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,054
You know how annoying she can be.
373
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,265
I... Um...
374
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,434
Oh, Brock.
375
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,643
Don't play dumb with me.
376
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,936
You said it just the other day.
377
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:05,024
"Man, sometimes Barbra Jean
really gets on people's nerves."
378
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,776
[mouthing inaudibly]
379
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:09,570
No.
380
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,030
No.
381
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,322
I never said that.
382
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,365
What I said w...
383
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,450
You know, that's not the point.
384
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,492
Now look, Reba.
385
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,370
If you had seen Barbra Jean's face,
386
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,831
I don't think you'd be defending yourself.
387
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,459
In fact, I think you'd be
apologizing right now.
388
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,794
Nah.
389
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,131
On the other hand...
390
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,884
Nah, nothin'.
391
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,802
Wait. No. Wait, wait, wait.
392
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,679
What were you, what were you gonna say?
393
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,264
Look, Reba. Just...
394
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,142
Just pretend that...
395
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,810
I'm her.
396
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,063
Now, what would you say?
397
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,939
Oh, you'll just tell her.
398
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,649
No, I swear I won't.
399
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,279
Well, I guess I would say to her...
400
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,032
"I got mad when you tried to help me,
401
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,576
'cause I hate thinkin' I might need help."
402
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,494
"It scares me."
403
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,412
[exhales deeply]
404
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,622
Go on.
405
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,004
Mostly because of the way
my life has turned out.
406
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,089
Makes me worry
407
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,717
that there won't be anybody
around to help me when I really need it.
408
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,179
But the truth is,
I don't need to worry about that
409
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,307
because it looks like I'm always gonna
have someone there for me.
410
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,644
I know you're there, Barbra Jean,
411
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,020
so you can hug me now.
412
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,569
Was it because we're just so close
you could sense my presence?
413
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,365
No, I can still smell
the peanut butter on you.
414
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,119
Oh, Reba.
415
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,497
I will never, ever forget
what you just said, ever.
416
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,541
Oh, honey,
I gotta go write this in my diary
417
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,251
while it is still fresh in my mind.
418
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:52,756
"And then she turned to me and she said,
'Barbra Jean, I apologize.'"
419
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,551
"'You have made my life
a garden of orchids.'"
420
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,263
That was very nice, Reba.
421
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,639
Yeah, I regret it already.
422
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,266
Mmm. Okay, I get it.
423
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,017
You don't wanna talk about it. Fine.
424
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,477
So how's your eyesight?
425
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,896
Actually, it's pretty amazing.
426
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,398
- Whoa!
- Yeah.
427
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,650
You have gotten old.
428
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,086
Van.
429
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,422
Van!
430
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,048
Wake up.
431
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,133
Made you some more cookies.
432
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,384
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
433
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,887
You're not mad about
the whole Barbra Jean thing?
434
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,971
No.
435
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,307
Actually, I made these cookies
as a peace offering.
436
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,350
- Forgive and forget. That's me.
- [chuckles]
437
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:49,980
Wait a minute.
438
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,065
"Forgive and forget," isn't you.
439
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,151
You're, "Hell hath no fury."
440
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,653
You put something in these.
441
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,113
Just double chips.
442
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,782
Come on, Van, either you're gonna
eat the cookies, or you're not.
443
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,036
Sooner or later, we have to learn
to trust each other again.
444
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,373
Jake.
445
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,374
Have a cookie.
446
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,085
Cool.
447
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,256
How is it?
448
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,549
Really good.
449
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,676
[chuckles]
450
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,680
How'd it go?
451
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,765
Great.
452
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,892
I took the cookie you told me to.
453
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,393
[cackles]
454
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,996
[groans]
455
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,797
[closing theme music playing]
456
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,785
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]
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