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Oh, good, Reba, you're here.
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You wanna see Henry's new trick?
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Sure, if it means
makin' his mommy disappear.
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[laughing]
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Well, it looks like somebody already
made your manners disappear.
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Okay, Henry, what do we do
when we see a stranger?
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- [shouts]
- [groans]
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[screaming]
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[laughing] Okay.
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Barbra Jean, why didn't you warn me
that he was gonna do that?
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Well, strangers don't get a warning.
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Strangers only get pain.
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[shouts]
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Great. Now I have bruises
on both my shins.
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Do you know what purple
looks like on white skin?
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- Where you goin'?
- To get some ice.
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The safe word is "pickles."
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Why do I need a safe word?
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- [Henry shouting]
- [Reba] Pickles! Pickles!
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Good job, sweetie.
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Oh, no, Barbra Jean,
you, you've gotta leave.
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Oh, my gosh, is it the supermarket cops?
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I swear, I only ate one frozen burrito.
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Why is it that they don't get mad
if you eat one grape...
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but they do if you eat a watermelon?
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[Barbra Jean] I know.
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Okay, look, seriously.
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Barbra Jean, you gotta get out of here
because we have a surprise for Mom
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and I don't want you to ruin it.
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Well, I'm not gonna ruin it.
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Why would you think I would ruin it?
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What is it? Can I tell her?
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No, Barbra Jean.
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Look, if you love Mom,
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you're gonna let her have this moment
without ya.
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Well, when you put it that way.
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Oh, thank you.
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- You know, I'm torn, you know.
- What...
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On the one hand, sure, I love your mother,
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but what does that mean
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if I'm not here for her
in every big moment of her life?
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Oh, stay. Stay.
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- Reba, they got you a big surprise.
- Oh.
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They bought you a car.
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I'm just guessing.
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You know what?
You sit down and you shut up.
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Okay. Yeah.
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You know, Mom,
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the weirdest thing...
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You know who I was
thinking about the other day,
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was that Dr. Morgan.
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- Oh, really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Well, Cheyenne, I mean,
why would I have to leave,
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you know, just cause you,
you wanna talk about Dr. Morgan.
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Uh, I'm so over him.
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[chuckles]
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I'm over his warm smile,
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his kind eyes,
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his firm, tight buttocks.
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[chuckles]
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[scoffs]
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Because, Barbra Jean,
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Dr. Morgan and Mrs. H
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had that intense middle-age love affair.
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[shudders]
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Just saying it makes my skin crawl.
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So, you ever think about him?
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Yes, I have a few fond memories.
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- Van, flick the porch lights.
- Mmm-hmm.
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What are you guys up to?
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I know.
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- Dr. Morgan is outside.
- [Cheyenne] Oh, boy.
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[Barbra Jean gasps]
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[Barbra Jean sighs]
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Oh.
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- [yelps]
- You've come back for me!
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Okay, now.
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- Barbra Jean. Barbra Jean?
- Huh?
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I'm here to see Reba.
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Oh, of course. Yeah. Just, uh...
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[sniffs]
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[moans]
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Oh, you smell terrific.
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Hello, Reba.
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Hello, stranger.
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Stranger! [shouting]
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[groaning]
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Sorry about that.
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I forgot we had an attack child.
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Does it hurt?
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Do you want me
to kiss it and make it better?
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{\an8}Barbra Jean, we've talked about this.
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{\an8}You are still married to Brock,
aren't you?
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{\an8}I guess.
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Come on, Henry,
let's go home and see Daddy.
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Same old Daddy who does the same old thing
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every same old day.
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{\an8}[door closes]
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So.
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So.
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So. [chuckles]
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So.
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{\an8}Do you guys mind giving us
a little privacy?
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Okay, sure.
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{\an8}Privacy. [chuckles]
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{\an8}Come on, Van.
Let's go.
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{\an8}I am not leaving him alone with her.
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{\an8}Last thing we need in this house
is another baby.
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{\an8}[Cheyenne] Van!
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{\an8}Gross. That is my mom.
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{\an8}Come on. Let's go.
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{\an8}All right.
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{\an8}Hey. Just 'cause you're a doctor...
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{\an8}doesn't mean you get to play doctor.
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Van, come on.
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- So that's what's considered good-looking?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Wait till I'm 60.
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[Cheyenne chuckling]
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So, you're, you're probably wondering
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why I haven't called
the last couple of months.
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Well, I was trying to stay positive.
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I assumed you were dead.
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I know I told you I'd only be in Boston
for a month or two,
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but it turned into a job offer,
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a-and some things came up,
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and, well, uh, I struggled with--
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Your phone?
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Yes.
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It's way too fancy.
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It takes pictures, but I don't
know how to make phone calls.
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Although I'm pretty sure
that it accepts calls.
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Stop trying to get out of trouble
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by pointing out
that I was equally at fault.
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There's no excuse.
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I should have called, and I'm sorry.
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And believe it or not,
I really missed you.
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I missed you too.
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So I moved back to town,
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and I was thinking maybe we could
start seeing each other again.
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[sighs] Oh, gee.
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I don't know!
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You gotta realize how hard it was on me
not hearin' from you.
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I know.
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And I don't know if I should
give you another chance.
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I mean, I don't know
if I wanna risk gettin' hurt again.
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But on the other hand,
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you do smell awfully good.
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And you're just smelling me
from a distance.
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Well, I'm just giving myself
a running start.
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[screams]
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My eyes!
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Well, that was great.
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Sorry we had to beat you guys so bad.
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Well, guys versus girls
wasn't exactly fair.
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Well, I didn't say it was fair.
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I said it was great.
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Next time, it'll be you and me
against Cheyenne and Van.
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Then I'm not goin'.
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Well, good.
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Then we won't have to use the bumpers.
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[groans]
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I'm just gonna
put the bowling stuff in the closet.
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I'll give you a hand.
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So...
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People think you're good-looking.
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Are you hitting on me?
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[laughing]
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Nope, not me.
I said people. People.
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I said people, damn it.
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Well, you two seem to be gettin' along.
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I know.
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Feel like a high school girl...
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trapped in a college girl's body.
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Oh, Mom, I am so glad that you're happy.
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I mean, seriously,
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for years, you have been
moping around this house,
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depressin' everyone.
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Seriously, Van and I were
thinking about moving out at one point.
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Sorry, dear, I didn't know
it was so hard on you.
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Aww.
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Yeah, well,
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you were kinda
wrapped up in yourself there.
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[laughs]
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Oh, but, Mom, seriously,
hold on to this one.
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I don't want my little cloud of doom
comin' back again.
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So you guys were thinkin'
about moving out?
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No, no, not anymore,
now that you're happy.
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[whispering] She likes you.
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- I'm gonna take her to the prom.
- Oh!
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[laughs]
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You know, I really like Cheyenne and Van.
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But he's a little obsessed with looks.
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Oh, they're all vain at that age.
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No, he's obsessed with my looks.
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Oh. [laughs]
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He gets that from me.
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Plus, Van's a little worried
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that if a good-looking guy like you
could be divorced,
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he better behave himself.
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Oh, well, that's not technically the case.
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Are you telling me you're not handsome?
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Oh, I'm handsome.
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I meant the divorce part.
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How's that again?
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Uh, I mean that my soon-to-be ex-wife
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just hasn't signed the papers yet.
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So, so, technically, we're not divorced.
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You knew that.
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No, I'm pretty sure
I would've remembered that.
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So legally, you're still married?
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Yeah, but it's not like
there's some divorce police
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that are gonna come arrest me.
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Is there?
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- This isn't funny.
- [sighs]
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I'm datin' a married man.
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No, you're looking at this all wrong.
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You're dating a very-soon-to-be
divorced man.
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But you're still married.
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Do you know what that makes me?
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Barbra Jean.
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[muttering indistinctly]
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I don't wanna be Barbra Jean.
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Barbra Jean doesn't even
wanna be Barbra Jean.
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I'm sorry, Reba.
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I wasn't trying to hide anything.
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I can't believe
we haven't had this conversation.
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I'm Barbra Jean.
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I am Barbra Jean.
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Am I turning into tall, blonde and crazy?
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I had no idea this was
gonna affect you this way.
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And you know what?
I'm gonna take care of it.
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It's time I got it over with anyway.
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Oh, no.
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I don't wanna be the reason
your marriage is breakin' up.
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First of all, you're not the reason
my marriage is breaking up.
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And secondly, you'll never be Barbra Jean.
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I can't say why,
but, remember, I was her therapist.
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[door closes]
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You're not Barbra Jean.
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You are Reba.
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You're different.
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You are Reba.
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Geez, Mom, stop talkin' to yourself.
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You're soundin' like Barbra Jean.
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Hey, what you doin'?
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Whatever I'm doing, you can't relate to
because I'm nothing like you.
258
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,852
So before you jump to conclusions
and start asking what I'm doing,
259
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,811
you better look in the mirror,
260
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,938
'cause you won't see me,
I can tell you that!
261
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:52,777
Uh-oh.
262
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,320
Trouble with Dr. Hunky?
263
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,321
No.
264
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,823
And if there was any trouble,
I don't wanna talk to you about it.
265
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,824
Did you fight?
266
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,117
Were you needy?
267
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,537
Was there uncomfortable adult touching?
268
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,416
Barbra Jean, you make me
wanna burn my ears.
269
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,128
Reba, don't let him get away.
270
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,839
I really want this to work out for you.
271
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,425
And I know you've forgiven me, but...
272
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,262
I've never really gotten over my part
in the destruction of your marriage.
273
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,473
Oh, I remember your part.
274
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,891
You played Godzilla.
275
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:27,686
[doorbell rings]
276
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,771
I'll get it.
277
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,940
It's a bad feeling
being the other woman, Reba.
278
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,817
Bad, bad feeling.
279
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,111
Can I help you?
280
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,695
- Are you Reba Hart?
- Yeah.
281
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,114
I'm Cheryl Morgan,
282
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,657
Jack Morgan's wife.
283
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,617
Oh, you mean ex-wife.
284
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,411
I mean wife.
285
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,747
A bad, bad feeling.
286
00:11:58,759 --> 00:11:59,844
Oh.
287
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,595
Jack's wife.
288
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,849
I don't know what to say.
289
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,143
Never been on this side before, huh, Reba?
290
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,564
Cheryl, please come in.
Come on.
291
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,693
Why did you invite her in?
292
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,403
This is gonna be terribly awkward.
293
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,821
Well, we don't know that.
294
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,449
Let's just hear what the woman has to say.
295
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,909
- I still love Jack.
- Sorry.
296
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,747
Look, Cheryl, I just want you to know...
297
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,292
that I had no idea
your divorce wasn't final
298
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,710
when I started going out with Jack.
299
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,171
Hey, you don't have
to justify yourself to her.
300
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,548
He's a good-looking man,
so he's fair game.
301
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,594
I think we can still work it out,
302
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,262
which is why
I want you to stop seeing him.
303
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,389
Well, that's not gonna happen.
304
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,474
Okay?
305
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,350
Barbra Jean, would you stop it?
306
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,102
I want this to be over with.
307
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,604
Well, it's not up to her.
308
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,813
It's up to Brock.
309
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,024
I mean Jack. Jack.
310
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,692
[muttering]
311
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,361
- She's not speaking for me.
- No.
312
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,947
I'm speaking for all the other women.
313
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,700
There are more?
314
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,076
Oh, no, no, not with Jack.
315
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,244
I mean figuratively.
316
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,788
You know, women who do what we do.
317
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,461
Cheryl, I'm sorry,
but I won't see Jack again.
318
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,962
[scoffs] What?
319
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,631
Are you out of your mind?
320
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,925
If you keep talking,
nobody's gonna see you again.
321
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,970
You know, this wasn't easy for me, Reba.
322
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,556
And I hope I don't have to do it again.
323
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,392
All righty, then. [chuckles]
324
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,311
Thanks for droppin' by.
325
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,941
[mocking] "Thanks for droppin' by."
326
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,612
Well, I told you it was gonna be awkward.
327
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,822
Well, of course it's awkward!
It's adultery!
328
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,284
Now all right, Reba,
329
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,495
this is not too late to save this,
all right?
330
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,746
Now, we just call Jack,
331
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,790
tell him to come on over here,
burst into tears,
332
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,333
tell him that she threatened you
333
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,793
and then, let him get to second base.
334
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,837
Stop it.
335
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,756
I'm not gonna see Jack again.
336
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,259
- You were serious?
- Absolutely.
337
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,969
That was humiliating.
338
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,136
I feel horrible.
339
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,596
I feel dirty.
340
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,682
That'll pass.
341
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,271
She still loves him.
342
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,647
Well, he doesn't love her.
343
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,357
- You don't know that.
- [scoffs]
344
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,359
And I don't think I could be with him
345
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,362
if I thought I was gonna hurt somebody
the way I was hurt.
346
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,280
Do you love him?
347
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,656
- I don't know.
- Do you?
348
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,782
Well, I could.
349
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,243
Well, then you need to get off your little
pompous high horse
350
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,870
and get out there and fight for him.
351
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,204
Oh, of course, you would think that.
352
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,706
Yeah. I do.
353
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:34,915
Reba,
354
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,751
this is your one chance for happiness.
355
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,714
Just like I was
Brock's one chance for happiness.
356
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,978
Do you even know who you're talking to?
357
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,231
Yeah, I do.
358
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,067
And as your best friend,
I gotta tell you something.
359
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,656
Your marriage to Brock was over,
360
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,992
just like theirs is over.
361
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,703
Don't lose Jack
just because you won't fight for him.
362
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,747
Reba, you deserve this.
363
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,790
[sighs] I need some air.
364
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,378
[door closes]
365
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,506
Reba and a married man?
366
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,594
Honest to God,
you think you know somebody.
367
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,145
Hey, Brock, you got a minute?
368
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,022
Sure, what can I do you for?
369
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,523
I need to talk to you about your affair.
370
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,609
[sarcastically] Oh, good.
371
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,737
I was worried we were finally
gonna talk about something else.
372
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:53,911
I just found out that Jack's divorce
is not quite as final as I thought it was.
373
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,580
No reaction?
374
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,749
Not until I figure out
which one you're lookin' for.
375
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,419
I don't know what to do.
376
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,796
He says his marriage is over,
377
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,547
but his wife says she still loves him.
378
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,507
Well, how do you know that?
379
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,092
She dropped by.
380
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,219
Well, could've been worse.
381
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,054
Barbra Jean could've been there.
382
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,059
Oh.
383
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:18,686
Okay, look.
384
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,229
What I need to know is,
385
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,439
if she's willing to fight for him,
386
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,650
does their marriage have a chance?
387
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,777
Reba, there's no way I can know that.
388
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,487
I mean, every situation is different.
389
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,116
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Yeah.
390
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,785
Well, Brock, let me ask you this.
391
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,872
Would it have made a difference
if I'd been willing to fight for you?
392
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:43,877
I don't know.
393
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,547
Crap.
394
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,722
[knocking]
395
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,348
Okay, okay.
396
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,019
Reba, I am so sorry.
397
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,936
I just talked to Cheryl,
398
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,313
and I can only imagine
how uncomfortable that was.
399
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,107
[door closes]
400
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,737
Look, Jack, I just need
to ask you one question.
401
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,740
Do you have any feelings left for her?
402
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,742
Because if you do, and if you guys tried--
403
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,659
No.
404
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,744
Are you sure?
405
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,120
I'm sure now.
406
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,831
What the heck did that mean?
407
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,291
Uh, apparently, it meant,
408
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,667
"Stop me before I kiss you."
409
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:25,878
No.
410
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,546
You're sure now?
411
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,882
You became sure after you met me?
412
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,300
Well, I meant it as a good thing.
413
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,301
I told you.
414
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,678
I didn't wanna be the reason
your marriage broke up.
415
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,513
- You're not.
- But you said it was my fault.
416
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,556
Yes. No.
417
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,766
You keep saying that.
418
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,267
Th-Then what are you saying?
419
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,519
Nothing. You know, I regret ever talking.
420
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,271
Okay, can we just start this over?
421
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,989
Wasn't quite the same, was it?
422
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:55,908
No.
423
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,744
Look, I care for you.
424
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,995
I really do.
425
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,998
But I had the same thing done to me
by the person
426
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,625
listening on the other side
of that counter,
427
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,668
and I just can't do it to someone else!
428
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,254
It's not the same thing.
429
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,256
Well, it sure feels like it.
430
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,884
Is there anything I can say,
because I'll say it.
431
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,053
I don't wanna lose you.
432
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:18,639
Say you're single.
433
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,433
I will be.
434
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,310
Call me then.
435
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,066
I'll talk to you later.
436
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,320
Take care, Barbra Jean.
437
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,404
Kisses.
438
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,365
[door closes]
439
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,910
I'm sorry, Reba.
440
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,871
I saw him drive over
and had to see what was going on.
441
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,289
Oh, that's okay.
442
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,542
I probably would've done the same thing.
443
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,127
Oh, Lord.
444
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,675
Okay, Cheyenne, you can come out too.
445
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,759
Oh.
446
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,849
Thank God.
It was gettin' hot in there.
447
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,643
You okay, Ma?
448
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,727
I guess so.
449
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,355
You know,
there's that old saying that goes,
450
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,733
"It's better to have loved and lost
than to have never loved at all."
451
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,651
[softly] Yeah.
452
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,944
Amen.
453
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,383
Hey, Barbra Jean.
454
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,302
I got your message.
455
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,219
Thanks for coming.
456
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,512
Well, you said it was important.
457
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,430
It is.
458
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,099
I don't think you should just
walk away from Reba.
459
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,101
I think you should fight for her.
460
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,896
She might be your one chance
for happiness.
461
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,190
I don't think I can do that.
462
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,107
Why not?
463
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,276
Because she's not the one I want.
464
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,153
You are.
465
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,238
Me?
466
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,740
Come on, you've known it all along.
467
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,409
The whole time I was kissing Reba,
I was really kissing you.
468
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,328
Damn!
469
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,373
Why must all the men
in Reba's life desire me?
470
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,209
Isn't it obvious?
471
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,253
You're better than she is.
472
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,131
I hate myself for it every day.
473
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,633
Kiss me, Barbra Jean.
474
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,634
I can't.
475
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,427
- Okay.
- Where are you going?
476
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,762
Get back here.
477
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,106
Barbra Jean, what are you doing?
478
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,904
[coughs]
479
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,740
These, um...
480
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,576
These pillows just aren't
as fluffy as they used to be.
481
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,205
It's like the same old person
sitting on them
482
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,791
the same old way every same old day.
483
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,421
[closing theme music playing]
484
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,410
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]
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