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[Reba] Now, previously on Reba...
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The audit went great.
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You are gonna love yours.
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Turns out that was more of a charity
for the people who donated to it...
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than it was for the poor "Caymanians."
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So the charity was a scam?
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"Scam," is such an ugly word.
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No, it was more of an...
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illegal tax shelter.
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I'll be working with Mrs. Hart,
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and, Dr. Hart, you'll be down
the hall with Agent Phung.
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But, but I thought
we were gonna do this together.
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I mean, you didn't separate
Barbra Jean and me.
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It's just our policy
with divorced couples.
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They're always so eager
to tell on each other. [chuckles]
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We owe the government $75,000.
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- How did they find out?
- [door opens]
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Phung broke me!
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[whimpering, crying]
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- What?
- Ow!
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[groans]
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When did you talk to him?
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Well, you know, I was just
passing him in the hallway,
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and he said something about,
how would I like a cup of coffee.
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And I said, "Well, hey,
with the amount of money we owe you,
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I should buy you coffee."
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[whimpering] And then,
it kind of all just came out.
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Barbra Jean, do you realize
what you've done?
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- Now we owe the government $75,000.
- [whimpers]
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Why are you blaming her?
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You're the one
that lied in the first place.
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- Yeah.
- Ow.
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Oh, cut it out, blabbermouth.
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Okay, this is not happening.
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This can't be happening.
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I don't have $37,000, Brock.
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Uh...
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Actually, your share would be 37,500...
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I'm splitting hairs.
You go ahead.
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I'll never be able to pay my half.
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I only have $18 in my purse.
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I don't even know who's on the $20 bill.
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You know, they just put Jack Nicklaus
on the Scottish five-pound note.
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What?
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I'm a sucker for all things Scottish.
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- Ow.
- You gotta do something about this, Brock.
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Why me?
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Because you're the one
who lied in the first place.
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Then you went and married
Kelly MacCan't Shut Up.
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Oh.
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[in Scottish accent]
She with the wee little brain.
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Oh, nice. Nice.
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You know what, Brock,
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we can't talk to her when she's like this,
we should just leave.
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- And quickly.
- [Brock] Reba.
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Hey, listen, maybe you could
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take out a second mortgage on the house.
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Fourth.
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[Barbra Jean gasping]
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Fourth? Ha.
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Good God, woman,
what do you do with your money?
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- Oh, that's it!
- [shouting]
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- Reba!
- [shouting]
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[muttering indistinctly]
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All right, look, maybe we can work out
a payment plan with the IRS.
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Oh, yeah, how about a dollar
a year for 37,000 years,
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'cause that's all I can afford.
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Actually, it'd be 37,500...
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Eh-eh-eh.
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You know what? Just get out.
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Listening to you gives me a headache.
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Fine.
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- Come on, Barbra Jean.
- Okay.
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Let's leave Reba alone.
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Reba, if it makes you feel any better,
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I'm disgusted with myself too.
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Okay, all right, come on.
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Let's not leave it like this.
Come here.
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Yeah?
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- [grunts]
- [groans]
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[objects clattering]
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{\an8}Do you really think that you're gonna
scare someone off with a lightsaber?
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{\an8}I will if I use the Force.
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{\an8}[lightsaber thrumming]
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{\an8}Wait a minute, Van.
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{\an8}When I went to sleep last night,
didn't you have hair?
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{\an8}Yeah, I know.
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{\an8}You know how I like to go to bed
with gum in my mouth?
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{\an8}Well, I'm not doin' that anymore.
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[clatter]
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Intruder.
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[lightsaber thrumming]
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Aah.
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{\an8}[lightsaber swooshes off]
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{\an8}It's Mom,
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{\an8}cleaning the oven at 2:00 in the morning.
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{\an8}Hey, maybe she's sleep cleaning.
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{\an8}I'm not asleep.
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{\an8}I gotta figure a way out of this IRS debt,
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{\an8}and I do my best thinking
when I'm drinking...
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{\an8}I mean, cleaning.
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{\an8}Well,
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{\an8}is there anything
that makes you wanna cook?
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{\an8}'Cause I think the best when I'm eatin'.
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We've got big financial problems here.
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We're making some cutbacks.
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You ate yesterday, so, technically,
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today is your day off.
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Okay?
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I'm also thinking about selling the car.
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You're not gonna get much for your car.
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Not my car, Van's car.
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No.
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You will not sell Rhonda.
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I will see you go to prison
before I let that happen.
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- Hey.
- [Reba, Van scream]
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[yelps]
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[lightsaber thrumming]
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[swooshes off]
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Barbra Jean, how did you get in here?
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I climbed in your bedroom window.
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I'm not knockin' on your door
at 2:00 in the morning, Reba,
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that would be rude.
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Why are you even here at all?
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Because Brock's decided to sell our house.
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What?
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He feels so guilty,
he wants to pay the whole debt.
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And the only way he can do that
is to sell our house.
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I'm losing my home, Reba.
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My child is going to be without a home.
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- Does Mr. H have a broker yet?
- What?
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Van, why would you even ask that?
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[stuttering] You know, no reason.
Does he?
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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait just a minute.
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Brock is taking care of the whole debt
with the IRS?
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And I'm not gonna have you as a neighbor?
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Yeah.
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Isn't it awful?
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It's awfully somethin'.
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I know.
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I mean, if I move out of this block,
I'm never gonna see you anymore.
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Oh, no, sure you will, Barbra Jean.
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You can set up lunch twice a week.
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Cheyenne, don't help me.
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Barbra Jean, I don't know
what you want me to do.
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Reba, I want you to get Brock
to change his mind.
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I mean, after all, you're the one
that put that awful thought
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into Brock's weak and pliable brain.
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No, no, no, I just told
Brock to fix the problem.
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His weak and pliable brain
came up with the rest.
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Yeah, well, I blame you.
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Of course, you do, Barbra Jean.
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And you know a good way
to get back at her?
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Use me as your Realtor.
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Well, how would that get back at her?
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I'll drop her.
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She's dead weight to me anyway,
and I been thinking about going solo.
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No, you haven't.
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Yes, I have.
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And I don't think I can work with Mrs. H
after what she's done.
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- Mmm-mmm.
- Well, what is it, Reba?
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Do I hire your backstabbing partner,
or do you help me?
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I'm sorry, Barbra Jean.
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[stifled laugh]
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Come on, Barbra Jean.
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I'm gonna find you a wonderful new home
where you can feel safe.
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- What's your price range?
- Not much.
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- Then I can't guarantee safe.
- [whimpers]
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Here...
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let me walk you home.
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- [lightsaber thrumming]
- [whimpers]
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Hey, Barbra Jean.
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Is this a bad time?
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- Well, actually, yeah. Henry was just--
- Great. Smile.
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[camera shutter snaps]
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Ooh. Everything's all sparkly.
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- [chuckles] Ooh.
- This is Jenny.
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She's gonna be taking pictures
for the brochure.
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- Hello.
- Uh, Van, wait.
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Aah.
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And since Jenny was gonna be here,
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I figured she'd take some pictures
of me working my Realtor magic.
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Down here by the couch.
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But, Van, Van.
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[Jenny] Oh, that's nice. I like that.
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[Barbra Jean] Van? Van? Van?
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Van, stop.
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Okay, as much as I'm
enjoying the light show,
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we're not gonna need
to make your brochure anymore.
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Sure we are.
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Remember, this is how
we're gonna get back at Mrs. H.
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Close in.
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Yeah.
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But, Van, I don't wanna get back
at Reba anymore.
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Mmm-hmm. Got it.
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Okay, Barbra Jean,
don't start yelling at me.
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I'm just here to help Van
with his brochure.
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But, Mrs. H, remember?
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We're no longer in business together.
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[snorts]
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You guys, I'm not mad.
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Last night, I had an epiphany.
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Do you all know what an epiphany is?
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- Is that some sort of booze?
- No.
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I was goin' over in my mind
what happened at Reba's house,
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and I said to myself,
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I said, "Babby-Jay..."
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That's my American Idol name,
if I ever make it,
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finger's crossed.
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I said, "Babby-Jay,
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Reba is never gonna let you
move away from her."
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All right, now let me explain.
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Reba, how many times a day do you call me?
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Zero.
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And how many times a day do you
come over here and pop in on me?
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Never.
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Now, how many times a day
do I pop in on you?
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Fifty.
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And apparently sometimes,
at night, through a window.
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Exactly.
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Now there's no way
you would put up with that if secretly...
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[sing-song] ♪ You didn't like me ♪
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I think somebody needs to stop
knockin' back on the epiphany.
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Van, she always does this.
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I get into trouble,
and she pretends to be happy,
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and calls me a moron and a butt, you know.
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But, then, at the end of the day,
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she rides in and saves me.
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She's, she's like my guardian angel
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with a really mean sense of humor.
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Barbra Jean,
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this thing is bigger than the both of us.
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We're mere pawns
in God's great chess game of life.
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And it looks like your pawn is gonna be
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way on the other side of the chess board.
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Oh, okay, that's right.
I'm a pawn.
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All right, I'll play along, Reba.
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Okay, Van,
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let's go get some pictures
of the bird bath for that brochure.
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Okay.
251
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,186
Yeah, birds take baths.
252
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,146
Okay, let me get my pigeon loofah.
253
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,777
Hey, Mom.
Is Dad here?
254
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,904
Oh, honey, I don't know.
I just got here myself.
255
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,864
Well, would you give this to him?
256
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,991
These have a range of over two miles.
257
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,993
So I can call him
when he gets to his new house.
258
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,244
Will do, Jake.
259
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:05,039
He's still gonna be able to coach
my basketball team, right?
260
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,207
Oh, yeah, you bet.
261
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,918
And on Thursdays,
we go to that diner and have waffles.
262
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,586
We can still do that, right?
263
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,047
Absolutely, honey.
264
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,549
It's gonna be just like
when he was over at his condo.
265
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,343
You'll get to see him all the time.
266
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,302
- Cool.
- Yeah.
267
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,513
And be sure to give him
that walkie-talkie, okay?
268
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,181
I sure will. You bet.
269
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,145
Hey, did I just hear Jake?
270
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,730
Oh, yeah.
He left that for you.
271
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,399
He said he wanted to be able
to talk to you
272
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,983
when you get into your new house.
273
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,235
Oh.
274
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,821
Well, I don't think it's gonna work
at my new place.
275
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,615
Oh, yeah, he said it has a range
of over two miles.
276
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,993
Yeah, well, Reba, we're not
gonna be moving around here.
277
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,746
We're moving to Las Vegas.
278
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,084
Hey, Dad, it's me.
279
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,169
Just wanted to tell you I love you.
280
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,546
[exhales]
281
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,631
[clears throat]
282
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,426
[deep voice] Copy that, little buddy.
283
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,062
Brock, get back in here.
We need to talk about this.
284
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,188
What is it, Reba?
285
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,773
You can't move to Las Vegas.
286
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,317
Sure I can, it's one of the fastest
growing cities in America.
287
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,318
And they need dentists,
288
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,362
young, ambitious dentists.
289
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,448
You're not even two
out of three of those things.
290
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,867
And what about Jake?
291
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,702
Oh, to tell you the truth,
292
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,871
I think Jake would be
better off without me.
293
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,415
That's not true.
Jake still needs a father.
294
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,332
Does he?
295
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,460
You know, this whole IRS thing
has made me realize...
296
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,337
it's just one more time
that I've hurt the people I care about.
297
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,798
I mean, face it, Reba, I'm like a tornado.
298
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,801
I made a mess of my life
and everyone else's life I'm close to.
299
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,928
I can't believe you're even
considering this.
300
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,847
Yeah? Well, I am.
301
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,184
So you're tearing this family apart
over money.
302
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,728
Brock, you're making a huge mistake.
303
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,730
You know what?
You may be right.
304
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,899
But fortunately, making mistakes
305
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,359
seems to be the only thing
that I've been good at lately.
306
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,236
Yeah, that and being a butt.
307
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,288
Stupid, stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
308
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,373
Uh-oh, you're muttering.
309
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,875
Someone did something dumb.
310
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,002
Only your dad could take
a wonderful gesture
311
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,296
like moving Barbra Jean
away from me and wreck it.
312
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,882
He wants to move to Las Vegas.
313
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,425
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
314
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,718
He wants to move far away,
315
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,304
'cause he's on this kick
about all the bad stuff he's done
316
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,556
and how he's ruined
everybody else's lives.
317
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,308
Well, Mom, that is so not true.
318
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,101
Did you tell him how great he is?
319
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,853
Did you remind him
about the good stuff that he's done?
320
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,814
I don't think
I'm the best person for that job.
321
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,484
Mom?
322
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,778
Vegas? We have to do something.
323
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,905
I don't want Dad moving to Utah.
324
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081
Cheyenne, Las Vegas is in Nevada.
325
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,542
Oh, I'm sorry.
326
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,460
I thought you said Los Angeles.
327
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,090
[door opens]
328
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,717
Barbra Jean, just take
a look at the property.
329
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,220
Van, it's a waste of time.
330
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,764
Reba is never gonna let this happen.
331
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,474
She's a stopper, remember?
332
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,269
Van, stop trying to sell 'em a house.
333
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,186
What? Why?
334
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,146
Because I'm gonna talk Brock into staying.
335
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,399
Bingo!
336
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,651
Nice call, Babby-Jay.
337
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,694
Oh.
338
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,863
I knew you weren't gonna let this happen.
339
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,947
Oh, Reba,
340
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,284
I wish I knew the words to "Reunited"
by Peaches and Herb.
341
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,453
I'm not doing this for you.
342
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,663
I'm doing it for Jake.
343
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,581
Right.
344
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,040
For Jake.
345
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,418
Yeah, it's best
that we leave our bond unspoken.
346
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,003
We'll just share a look.
347
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,213
Okay.
348
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,884
Barbra Jean,
349
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,093
she's serious.
350
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,887
Dad wants you guys to move to Vegas.
351
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,139
- What?
- Yeah, the one in Nevada.
352
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,809
Mr. H can't move to Vegas.
353
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,895
I'm not licensed to sell houses in Vegas.
354
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,563
Yeah, and I can't live in Vegas.
355
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,190
I'm not allowed
within 500 feet of Wayne Newton.
356
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,484
Okay.
357
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:03,944
All right.
358
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,654
Everybody just calm down.
359
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,490
Why don't we make a list
of all the stuff that Brock is good at.
360
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,326
Then I'll take it over there,
361
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,494
and use that to talk him into staying.
362
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,412
[chuckles] Okay.
363
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,205
For Jake.
364
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,123
Right.
365
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,082
For Jake.
366
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,500
Okay. Yeah.
367
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,294
You're creepin' me out.
368
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,297
Okay, yeah.
369
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,215
I'm creepin' you out, okay.
370
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,302
Okay, good things about Brock. Go.
371
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,054
I've got plenty of good things
to say about Brock.
372
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,096
You don't get to talk.
373
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,890
He's not moving away from you.
374
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,725
Cheyenne.
375
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,560
Pass.
376
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,607
"Pass?"
377
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,484
Well, come back to me.
378
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,402
I'm not, I'm not good
at doing this under pressure.
379
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,613
- Van?
- Pass.
380
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,866
Everybody can't pass.
381
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,951
Mmm.
382
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,868
You get to pass.
383
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,786
Van?
384
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,621
All right, look, I like Mr. H a lot.
385
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,081
- So let's quickly review.
- Got it.
386
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,375
We got an affair.
We got a divorce.
387
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,627
We got mid-life crisis.
388
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,295
Separation from the new wife.
389
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,421
Lying to the IRS.
390
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,965
Financial ruin.
391
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,049
Cheats at golf.
392
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,052
He's always in the bathroom
when the dinner check comes.
393
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,263
Oddly tan.
394
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,765
Oh, all right. All right.
395
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,936
That's it.
I'll just do something on my own.
396
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,896
He's a caring and attentive lover.
397
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,695
Meeting's over.
398
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,831
[machine humming]
399
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,748
Hey, Brock.
400
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,749
Hey.
401
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,089
What are you doing?
402
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,549
Uh. Oh.
403
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,883
Oh, I was just...
404
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,719
getting in one last tan
405
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,930
on my Tan Blaster 2000
before I send it back.
406
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,598
[Tan Blaster winding down]
407
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,186
I don't wanna stand out in the desert.
408
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,231
Really? Are there a lot of orange people
in Las Vegas?
409
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,860
Yes.
410
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,071
Well, look, Brock, I was, uh,
411
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,866
telling the kids about what you said
about the tornado
412
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,659
and ruining people's lives,
413
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,163
and, man, you, you should have
heard them singing your praises.
414
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,706
[chuckles] Really?
415
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,915
- Yeah.
- What'd they say?
416
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,960
Oh, well, what happened
is they were, uh...
417
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,004
They were all yelling,
418
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,339
yelling about all the great stuff you do,
419
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,425
and, and talking at the same time.
420
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,593
I mean, it was like a love fest.
421
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,470
I was looking at the calendar saying,
422
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,846
"What is this, Brock Day?"
423
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,514
[both laugh]
424
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,141
Really? What did Cheyenne say?
425
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,392
Why do you push?
426
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,396
They couldn't think of anything,
could they?
427
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,774
No.
428
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,484
But they tried.
429
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,153
You should have seen how hard they tried.
430
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,906
Doesn't that show you how much they care?
431
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,159
Look, I, I know they do.
I know they do.
432
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,537
I just don't want to hurt anyone anymore,
and that's why I'm leaving.
433
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,331
That's not called leaving, Brock.
434
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,707
That's called running away.
435
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,543
And that's what you do
every time things get tough.
436
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,836
What are you talking about?
437
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,338
What am I talking about?
438
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,382
I'm talking about when things got tough
between you and me,
439
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,759
you ran to Barbra Jean.
440
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,803
And when things got tough
between you and Barbra Jean,
441
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,262
you ran to the golf course.
442
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,847
And when things
are getting tough around here,
443
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,516
you're running off to Las Vegas.
444
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,018
I'm just trying to do
what I think is best for everyone.
445
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,563
Breaking up a family
is not good for anybody, Brock.
446
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,735
We did that once before.
447
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,403
Let's not do that again.
448
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,740
Are we still a family, Reba?
449
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,743
As crazy as it sounds,
450
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,120
yes.
451
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,873
With everything
we've got going against us, Brock,
452
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,334
it shouldn't work, but it does.
453
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,298
And that's why I'm able to tell you this.
454
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,010
You got a white patch
on the back of your neck.
455
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:13,819
[door opens]
456
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,571
[laughs] Well,
457
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,781
Mrs. H,
458
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,993
I hope you're H-A-P-P-Y.
459
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,622
Actually, I'm C-R-A-B-B-Y.
460
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,542
Oh.
461
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,837
I just talked to Mr. H,
462
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,506
and thanks to Little Miss Susie Do Right,
that's you,
463
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,425
I lost two commissions,
464
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,510
the one that I would have gotten
from selling their house...
465
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,679
and the one that I would've gotten
from selling them a new one.
466
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,681
Three, actually,
'cause when I heard about it,
467
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,057
I was with another client,
468
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,851
I lost my temper and took it out on them.
469
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,979
"Excuse me, Mr. Montgomery,
what's a bonus room?"
470
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,064
"It's a bonus! Be happy!"
471
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,406
So they're not moving to Las Vegas?
472
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,992
That's right,
Miss Susie Two-and-Two-Makes-Four.
473
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,244
They're not goin' anywhere.
474
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,581
Mr. H is gonna come up
with the money somehow
475
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,790
to pay off the IRS
476
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,251
that does not involve me
getting a commission.
477
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,377
[laughs]
478
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,757
You know what, we should put up
a billboard of you holding a gun,
479
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,675
that says, "Nobody move!"
480
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,848
So they're not moving out of state...
481
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,976
yet Barbra Jean
is still gonna be my neighbor.
482
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,520
[murmurs, mutters]
483
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,774
[murmurs, mutters]
484
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,945
So, how does that make you feel, Mrs. H?
485
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,071
Pass.
486
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,827
Well, anyway, I think
there's something wrong with Mr. H.
487
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,912
I think he's sick.
488
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,831
'Cause he's got a giant red patch
on the back of his neck.
489
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,171
[closing theme music playing]
490
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,159
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]
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