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Woman, you got yourself

Just a woman, can't please everyone else

Do not fear, fulfill your desire

Woman, start playing with fire

She says she's happy, but it's all pretend

She needs a man to start living again

How long should she go without taking a ride

To the moon in the night with the lover inside?

Lonely woman, you sell

Just a woman, can't please that fear

Virginia, will you get out of there?

Just hold your pants on, April.

Virginia, will you get out of there?

I'll be out.

What are you doing posing in front of the mirror, big star?

Bye.

Haven't you forgotten something?

Oh, yeah.

I meant these.

Oh, these. Thanks, Rockwell.

Bye.

Virginia, let's go if you want me to drop you off.

Get back! Here comes my mom in Virginia!

April, don't you have anyone you can call for yourself?

Uh-uh.

Um...

Listen, why don't we go in the jacuzzi?

Yeah, hey, that's a...

No, it's too cold, and besides, I don't want to.

Maybe we ought to go back to school. I don't want to get in trouble.

We'll get in trouble.

I've got an idea. Why don't we tell each other our secret fantasies?

Well, okay.

Well, I've always wanted to get locked up in a huge department store

and be able to help myself to anything I wanted. Wouldn't that be great?

No, Lila. That's not what I meant.

I meant like...

Like I'm being carried into a room,

and I'm blindfolded,

and I'm totally naked.

I can tell there are a lot of guys in there.

They're heavy breathing. They're all big and hard.

They line me out on a fur rug.

I can feel it tickling my whole body.

I don't want to listen to your dumb fantasies, do we, Hal?

Yeah, we do.

Listen, are you sure your mom isn't going to be home? I don't want to get caught.

No, don't worry about her. Just listen.

Damn it! God damn it!

Kind of edgy this morning, aren't you, hon?

Yeah, I guess I am.

I think I know what your problem is.

You've been out of circulation too long.

You really think that's it?

That's your problem in a nutshell.

Listen, I know lots of guys. I'd be glad to fix you up.

Maybe we could double date.

I'll get these in order, Kathy. You take a coffee break.

That's awfully sweet of you, Loretta.

Listen, I know what you're going through.

I don't have any kids, and I haven't lost an old man,

but I've been divorced a few times.

And all I can say is when you've been thrown,

you've got to get back in the saddle again.

You know? Or is that what the guy's supposed to say?

You know. Back in the saddle.

Right.

They spread my legs apart.

Wide apart.

And the next thing I feel is warm hot oil running down my body, down my thighs.

Warm and dripping.

And then there's fingers.

Fingers everywhere.

Going in and out.

And in and out.

And opening me up.

There's a bed in the middle of the room.

And both of you are in there with me.

And we're slithering and sliding around.

Drenched in baby oil.

Why don't you?

And then fingers, fingers everywhere.

Going in and out, and in and out, and opening me up.

Oh, and you can tell they're your girls in them too.

Because you can feel their soft, warm bodies rubbing up against you.

And I've never felt like this before.

All warm, wet, and gooey.

The order's yours, Danny boy. You've got it.

Thanks a lot, Charlie.

I was Hollywood's prettiest secretary.

You're looking mighty sharp today, sweetheart.

Is that a new outfit?

Is that what you were looking at, Mr. Fields?

Danny.

How many times do I have to tell you?

It's Danny to my good friends.

I wasn't aware we were good friends.

Well, that's not my fault.

You'd say yes just once.

We could remedy that situation.

So when do we start tonight?

Sorry, I'm busy tonight.

Oh, that's what you always say.

Come on, what do you got to lose?

Nobody likes old Danny boy.

Except maybe my ex-wife.

Look, we could go in separate cars,

separate restaurants, separate movies.

You are persistent, aren't you?

The only reason you haven't given up on me

is because you like banging on locked doors.

And this time I'm not taking no for an answer.

Saved by the bell.

Catherine.

All right.

Next Friday night I get off work at five.

We still on for tonight?

Sugar tits.

You better believe it.

Do you realize how many classes you're failing?

Do you know how many times you've ditched school this month?

I'm only failing English and History.

Just read that notice.

I don't have to.

I can tell by the veins in your neck it's gotta be awful.

And now young lady, I'd like to know how these

birth control pills found their way into your room.

I don't know what you're talking about.

They must be Virginia's.

Then what were they doing in your room?

And as a matter of record, they're not Virginia's.

They're mine.

Well, what do you need them for?

You haven't gone out with anybody since Dad died.

You never go out.

That is no concern of yours, young lady.

And if you don't smarten up, I'm gonna send you back to girl's school.

I hate girl's school, and I'm not gonna let you send me back there.

You're not gonna send me back there.

Hi Frank. Virginia's not home.

Oh, hi, Frank. Virginia's not home.

Didn't April tell you?

Yeah, she told me.

Virginia's never home lately.

Well, she looks good.

Smells good, too.

Well, why don't you help yourself, honey?

No, thanks. I already ate.

Don't let me spoil your dinner, though.

I'm not very hungry tonight.

I hate to eat alone.

You mind if I just, uh, stick around here, Mrs. Marshall?

Of course I don't mind.

You're welcome any time, Frank.

But I thought you had lots of places to go tonight.

Yeah.

But I'd much rather just stay here with you.

I don't think he's a producer.

He doesn't sound like he's a producer.

No, he's just a... Danny is just a buddy of mine.

He's not the one.

Listen, I have a lot of friends in the business.

Try to relax. Don't worry. Trust me.

I think you better take me home.

I've got lessons in the morning.

Come on, you don't want to break up the party so early.

Stu's got big plans for you.

Big plans. Big plans.

Listen, you can't go to my house. My kid's home.

Oh, man, I'm on his good math.

You gotta Stu's. Right, Stu?

Right. It's okay with me.

Okay.

Come on, baby.

Danny boy, wake up.

What's going on, buddy?

Oh, that fucking little star-struck Ginny wouldn't fuck me.

Oh, you know, I should have known better.

You never could tell what these little flakes are gonna do or not do.

She's over sleeping on the couch right now.

Hey, win some, lose some.

What are you gonna do, take her home?

Oh, hell no.

Now, uh, hm.

Loretta over here is a girl after my own heart.

Would you, uh, mind if I get in?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Oh, hi, buddy.

Oh, she's a cutie.

Who's that?

What are you doing?

No, what are you doing?

Baby, it's okay.

No, not, not both of you.

No.

Come on, baby, just one time for big daddy, huh?

No.

Shh, shh, shh.

I thought you didn't fool around, Jenny.

I don't. I mean, I won't. Not with Stu.

You didn't go for Stu, huh?

That's pretty immodestly.

What a line. I almost fell for it.

He promised to get me a screen test.

Oh, and he even said we were double dating a real producer.

Do you think you really got talent, or are you just kidding yourself?

Everyone says I do.

I know I do. It's just that I don't have any connections.

And then if I had some credits, that would help too.

But you can't get credits unless someone gives you a chance.

I know it's hard to get started, but I'm willing.

I take acting, dancing, singing.

I spend almost all my time studying.

There's gonna be a lot of guys feeding you lines, promising you the moon.

I know.

But I'll do almost anything for my career.

Almost anything.

But I would have gone out with you, even if you couldn't do me any good.

Oh, but I can do you some good.

Looks like you took my advice.

Got a heavy date for tonight?

Anyone I know?

As a matter of fact, I'm sure you do.

Danny Philz, the good-looking guy

that thinks he's God's gift to women.

Yeah, I used to date Danny

till he introduced me to Stew.

Oh, that Stew.

Oh, come on.

Okay, that big.

But juicy.

Be back in a minute, Loretta.

Okay.

Southwestern Corporation, Clark Rivers, Indianapolis.

In response to letter of the fifth,

Dear Clark, please be advised...

Sorry, Mr. Lewis. I didn't get his name or the company's either.

Southwestern, Clark Rivers.

Something wrong, Kathy?

I'm going out with Danny Fields after work.

I should have never said yes to him.

He caught me in a weak moment.

Well, Danny's a nice guy.

Just watch yourself in the clinches.

Thanks for nothing. I think I'll cancel.

Don't be ridiculous.

You can't spend your whole life mothering those girls of yours.

They're getting older, you know.

But not wiser.

I'm thinking of sending April back to girls' school.

Only I feel so damn guilty.

Don't feel guilty.

They'll be grown up and gone before you know it, and you'll be alone.

Now, my advice to you is to stop worrying so much about your daughters...

and start living your own life.

And that's an order.

Well, one thing's for sure.

Dating doesn't have to mean getting involved.

This evening is much nicer than I thought it would be.

I have a confession to make.

You're having a good time.

Yes, but that's not it.

Not all of it.

You're the first man I've dated since I lost my husband.

I know.

What do you have, a crystal ball? How would you know?

Well, let's just say I'm very thorough.

I know a lot about you.

You come from Georgia.

You have two daughters who give you a bad time.

You, uh...

You've been talking to my boss, haven't you?

And I hope he told you that I wasn't a party girl.

And the only relationship I'd be interested in would be platonic.

Now, tell me about yourself.

Okay.

I'm divorced.

I have a son who lives with me and, uh...

I've been looking for a gorgeous girl like you to fall in love with.

I think I've been out of circulation too long.

Does anyone fall for that line anymore?

Yeah, sometimes.

Good night, Danny. I really enjoyed myself.

Aren't you going to invite me in, Captain?

No.

Still no.

How about lunch tomorrow?

Sure. Okay, sure.

Lonely woman

Say, no one's home.

No one is home.

The girls are away for the weekend.

Scotch and water okay with you?

Uh, vodka and tonic's okay with me.

Remember, one drink. Only one drink.

No, stop.

Danny, stop.

Come on, baby. I haven't been out with anyone but you for weeks.

No.

Danny, stop.

No.

No, please. No.

I said stop it.

Come on, baby, cut the act.

You know we're gonna fuck sooner or later, so why make me go through all this?

Thanks.

Kathy? Kathy? Kathy, will you open the door? Kathy, open the damn door, will you?

Home.

God, you fuck like an animal.

The warmth of her caress, the sparkle in her eyes,

her sweet and tender touch, made him realize

the loneliness he had known but would never admit.

And left him on the night, the night that they had met.

That's lovely. Who wrote that? Byron or Shelley?

Neither. I just made it up.

But that was beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You are too. I think I love you, Danny Fields.

Your dad said you loved hush puppies and black-eyed peas.

So I made them especially for you.

Thank you, ma'am.

That's so formal, Les.

You can call me Kathy if you like.

Yeah, I don't see any reason why Les can't call you mom.

I'm gonna call you dad.

It's a cross between dad and dad.

I just thought of it.

I'm home.

Sorry I'm late, but...

Virginia?

I'd like you to meet Danny, your new father.

Pleased to meet you, Danny.

I'm gonna call him dad.

See what you made me do?

I made you do.

So you'll just have to clean it up.

You made me drop it, so you gotta clean it up.

Uh-uh-uh.

Christ, I need a drink.

Me too. Pour me one, please.

What are we going to do?

We're going to do nothing. Say nothing.

I feel as if I betrayed her.

How could I possibly know you and Mom would get together?

It's incredible.

How do you think I feel?

If Mom ever found out you and I made it together, it would kill her.

She won't find out.

I never thought you were the marrying kind.

I always wondered why you didn't call me.

By the way, I have to tell you, you were one fantastic fuck.

What are you doing?

Last name.

They're girls' names.

Dad sure is good looking.

Is he strict?

No, he's not strict.

Is your mom?

The worst.

But I can handle her.

You...

You got a girlfriend?

You a virgin?

Look, this is my room, so why don't you just get out?

You know what, you're getting so uptight about.

Everybody wants a virgin once.

I sure hope the kids hit it off all right.

You liked the girls, didn't you?

But I liked their mommy better.

Oh, excuse me.

That's okay.

We're going to have to get used to sharing the bathroom.

I'm just not used to being around men.

Well, married life seems to agree with you, Catherine.

It does. It really does.

And how are the girls taking it?

Pretty good.

It's wonderful to have a man around the house again.

Seems like all my troubles have vanished overnight.

That's great.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I didn't mean no harm, mister.

I only stole because I was hungry.

Jeez, mister, if you call the cops, they'll send me to jail.

Let me go! You're hurting me! You're hurting my arm!

I don't want to go to jail. Please, give me a break, mister.

I never stole nothing before.

So, what do you think? Did I sound all right?

Did you like it?

I think you think too much about your career.

Don't pay enough attention to me.

That's not true.

You are my steady bow.

I pay a lot of attention to you.

Yeah? So why do you always go out with all those other guys, huh?

The only other guys I go out with are the ones who can help me.

That's bullshit.

Don't bullshit me, Ginny.

I know what makes you tick.

You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?

Uh-huh.

I know all the right buttons to press.

Oh, yeah.

Do you ever?

Hey, come on! I was listening to that!

Hey, come on, you two. Let's go. Wake it up.

Come on, come on, come on. Hey!

I think it's time you two went to bed, okay?

Whatever you say, Doc.

Look, Les, I know it's been hard on you, son.

What can I do? I love Kathy.

In a few years, you'll understand.

I hate that bitch, April.

I don't know why you had to get married anyway.

Oh, look, I know it's been difficult for you

with strangers moving in the house and all, but...

but for my sake, I'm asking you to tough it out for me.

Things will get better. I promise.

Okay?

Well...

okay, Dad.

I'll make it up to you someday.

Oh, it's dead.

Oh, God.

Isn't this exciting?

Yeah.

What a waste.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was going to suck you off.

That's how you expect from a virgin.

Get out of here, you little monster!

BEEP BEEP

Here's our chance. The coast is clear and no one's home.

You mean it? You really want to?

For sure. Come.

You're gonna lose your cherry now.

Okay, you wanna do it?

Yeah.

But you gotta promise not to come right away.

Okay, I promise.

Okay.

Come on.

Just get on your knees. Get on your knees.

Right. And put it in.

Go ahead.

Put it in.

Not there. No.

No. Come here. I'll do it. Come here.

Okay, put it right... right there.

Right there. No, not... no.

Let me do it.

Come here.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I need no help.

That's not to do.

You promised you wouldn't come so fast.

Oh, that's okay. It's still hard.

Wow, great.

Playing with fire

Phew.

Now don't go away. I'll be right back.

Okay. Now, we're gonna play a little game.

Okay.

Okay?

The object of this game...

is that you have to get the cherries out.

With your tongue.

I think I'm gonna like this game.

Let's do it some more.

Okay.

Now, as a reward...

No holding back

Why don't we fire up that jacuzzi and let that

hot water warm up that sweet pussy of yours, huh?

Oh, I know I'm gonna love these noodles.

What the hell is going on here?

Nothing, you call that nothing?

I saw it.

We weren't doing anything.

That tells it. You're going back to girl's school.

My mind is made up. I'm sending April back to girls' school.

And you'll have to send Les to boys' school, military school.

Whatever school they have for boys.

You can send April away if you want. I'm not sending my son.

Here I thought all my troubles were over.

I thought you'd be helping me raise my daughters.

Look, let's not fight anymore.

Not tonight. You're upset.

We'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?

Shut the door, Virginia.

Mom caught us today, Virginia.

Caught you doing what?

Doing it.

It? What is it?

It is fucking.

You mean to say the two of you have been getting it on?

This kid?

Kid?

You should see his big enormous thing.

You wouldn't know a big one from a small one.

You're crazy. I would, too.

You would not.

Go on. Show it to her, lass.

Take a look.

Have a feel.

And he's always got a heart on.

But he's our brother.

Stepbrother.

I guess you're right. Stepbrother.

Why don't you take a hike?

No way.

He may be our stepbrother, but you're for sure my sister.

There's no way I can make it with my little sister.

Hold her down, lass.

We have to talk about what we're going to do to

get Mom off our backs so she won't send us away.

I don't know what to tell you.

Sounds like you're in real trouble.

Well, you could talk to her.

Uh-uh.

It's not my fault you two were dumb enough to get caught.

Well, I could tell her what happened in here tonight.

Oh, really?

And while you're at it, are you going to include yourself in, little sister?

I could tell her what happened between you and Dad.

What?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I just have to tell you, Danny, you were one fantastic fuck.

I don't believe it.

You screwed my dad.

Listen, you little twerp.

You're a troublemaker and a blackmailer.

No wonder Mom is having such fits about you.

Oh, please, Virginia.

Yeah, come on, Virginia.

I don't want to go to some rotten military academy.

I don't want to go to Miss Gresham's girls' school.

It'll ruin my life.

Remember when Mom sent me there?

I hated it.

Lights out at nine.

Study, study, study.

And no boys.

All right.

I'll help.

But it's not because you think you can blackmail me.

For some crazy reason, I feel sorry for you.

Both of you.

Thanks, Virginia.

I sure hope you can think of something.

We could talk Frank into seducing Mom.

And then we could walk in on him and catch him and blackmail him.

We'll catch him and we'll blackmail him.

The whole idea sucks.

But of course, if Frank did seduce Mom...

No.

Well, we can ask him.

Maybe he'll think of something.

He likes Mom a lot.

A lot?

That's ridiculous.

Then why is he always hanging around her when you're not home?

No idea.

I think you're best bet Danny.

If you could seduce him, he'd have the last word anyway.

You're right.

Dad would have the last word.

Are you gonna help or not?

Let me see if I got it right.

You want me to fuck your mother?

Right.

But just this one time.

Just one time.

That's what I said.

Well, will you?

Tonight?

Tonight.

It's got to be tonight or mom will ship the kids out.

See you later.

Doesn't seem to bother you, does it?

You don't believe them, do you?

Yes, I do.

That April is absolutely incredible.

What a childish, fiendish mind.

She actually thinks she can seduce you.

And then you'd actually take her side against me.

Maybe you didn't hear him right.

I mean, there's always a chance that you misunderstood him.

No chance. I heard her talking to Les.

And I heard her talking to Virginia.

Virginia?

Yes, Virginia.

Look, you're not going to listen to that schoolgirl gibberish, are you?

She's just got a wild imagination.

Oh, yeah? Which daughter?

Both.

I may be blind, but I'm not dumb.

I kind of thought there'd be something you'd like to get off your chest about now.

I'm willing to listen, Danny.

No, there's nothing.

You're sure?

Have it your way then.

You play your games and I'll play mine.

Sounds like your battery. I could give you a lift.

Oh, Frank, how fortunate you were just passing by.

Aren't you going to offer me a drink?

Oh, yeah, sure, Mrs. Marshall.

It's Mrs. Fields now, but I don't know for how long.

Right.

Yeah, look, Mrs. Fields...

Look, maybe this isn't such a good idea, huh?

Oh, I think it's a terrific idea, Frank.

After all, my daughter's thought of it, my

husband's a player, and you're going to love it.

So why not?

Why not?

Nobody's home but us.

So I thought I'd come keep you company.

Thanks, sweetie.

Gonna use some charming company?

Oops!

Did you think you might catch a draft?

No.

I never wear panties.

They're so tight and uncomfortable.

Daryl, I'd like to ask you advice about something.

I'll give you any help that I can.

Well, when I go out with most boys, they usually try fooling around.

And then I make them take me home.

That's good to know.

Is that your problem?

No.

You see, I get so...

so wet and juicy.

You know, all gooey inside.

And then I come home and I lie in bed.

And I just don't know what to do to stop the throbbing.

Well, I think you ought to talk to your mother about that.

I can't talk to her about sex.

My leg, it's so sore.

Do you think you could rub it and make it feel better?

Is it any better?

No.

Up here.

I'm throbbing again.

Look, kid, you better get out of here.

What?

You sure, Dad?

You better believe it.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Kid is crazy.

You're crazy.

That be your home.

You're not mad.

Hi, Dad.

Fuck it.

Suck it, baby.

Got to give in to the fever

Passion unable to hide

Bringing it to a reliever

🎵 Playing with fire 🎵

She can seduce a lover

She knows what to do

Is this the temptation?

I need no

She can seduce a lover

She knows what

Get it, Daddy.

Oh, get it, Daddy.

I'm coming.

Oh, oh yeah.

You won't let mom send me away now, will you, Dad?

You should have asked me before we did it.

You should have long talk with my husband and compare notes.

What do you mean?

Oh, you know, man talk. Like how hot I was.

Okay, now we're even.

We're gonna start off fresh.

Yeah, I want to.

But keep your hands off my daughters.

Right. No more daughters.

No more lying?

No more lying.

And we're all getting off the sex express.

Well, there's always summer vacation.

Christmas vacation.

Easter vacation.

Good Friday.

Labor Day.

Arbor Day.

Veterans Day.

July the 4th.

We're gonna have a ball!