Original subtitles

Help me ... Help me ...

You will not sail?

Where you boat sideways

Not let people hit?

Hit the ass

Are you blind it?

You quickly lose money

Lose it? You lose to me fishes it!

Do not quarrel, save it!

None of your business careful I ask somebody to catch you

Do not laugh, quick save it!

Anand Yeah, hurry up save

Can you swim?

I can not swim

Come ah, come ah!

A man pull a

You do not lose it? Do not pay

Called the two of them lose it

Both of you losing it fast!

Do not play dead ah

They immediately carried to the hospital

So many people standing doing, fast ...

We can not put them walking up

That two boats who lost it?

They do not give money boat

You do not see, all boats sink

We are going to see people drowned, and are unwilling to save

Still here to talk about money

Not all people die, mother!

Did you pay?!

They pay you for it, or I'll hit you

How? You quickly lose money!

His good fierce ah, evidently he really hit you na

Will not

He is such teeth wipe, he did not dare to do!

To battling it!

Early said he would croak of a

Behind there is a way

This is a silent dog

Bad, you first go away!

True line Yeah, you know how

He hid behind a stick to you?

I do not see the stick, but I could see his look

My father taught

Zhong is evil is a look at appearance to know

This class kid you not go to school

But to peek my fishing

Out ... out ...

He worked hard to raise money from the school to you reading

All of them do not go to school here because of lazy!

You will grow up

I do not imagine is standing fishing it?

Good reading important

You are smart

Hainan Island in the future thanks to you, you know?

Belly hungry?

Per person a fish!

Okay, Xiexienange!

Clerking before being allowed to eat it, you immediately go to school

Hong Kong pro-Qiyou Xin sent it to you!

What believe you?

Immediately go to school, running, running ...

Ershu Gong, there are fish Yeah, Yeah Quarry

You most to the appetite!

THX

There Ping, the letter sent by the Hong Kong

He asked me to visit her

Then you will be reunited

I hope you, did not meet twenty years

Eight went to Hong Kong, now has two daughters

Treated me really good

Often write to, and send photos to me

Take, eat this!

Your fish again to the children eat?

How many children eat

Those children have the chance to read the whole attributed to you

Not attributed to me, it is attributed to my brother

My brother die

We are sending money back that way from school

In Hong Kong, the manager is doing that thing

He Ping good

He did not talk nice

Who looks handsome, and brilliant

He mixed very well in Hong Kong

He often wrote to tell say

Hong Kong good prosperity, like heaven to die

My brother also considered capable enough, start from scratch

It is in charge of inter-shoe

He told me that

There are a lot of people are scrambling to prop him Bigfoot

Tight friends

A few days will wear a little wide

The double also try!

Too wide a!

Put two insoles into it tight

The skin will fade?

Your face as time goes by it will be yellow and wrinkled

Take a pair of red to me!

A wide, double red shoes take over!

Tea time ah!

This double really beautiful ah!

I'm not in the mood to try today, I want to hurry

Well I tried to come back tomorrow, bye, handsome

Old shoes?!

The shoes are five hundred ninety-nine yuan

You want to give cash or credit to you?

Looks at you must be a credit of up

Payroll deduction now!

Daughter up, get off it!

A yellow!

Brokerage pull!

Indecent assault it!

You indecently assaulted me, you indecent assault me ​​...

He indecently assaulted you, I caught him on the police station

Brokerage pull, I really have not touched her touch

I believe you, but they do not believe it, go!

I say you are a hero

If you are satyr stabbed

Your wife and children how to do?

So I just did not dare to speak out

That you, you do not say anything not to your own

But for your family

Since you for your family sake

I should like to help me buy a

Pocket versatile automatic vacuum cleaner of

The vacuum cleaner bag you sucked a dust did not,

If there is, and I ate it whole

Then buy me a it!

Next time, next time! Save?!

Really next time, next time really helped me to buy a

Wong, time flies

So quickly went to the next time

Last time you say next time to help me buy

Help me now to buy a friends

My wife scolding

Your wife will not curse, this is the way new products

How you always bring the keys of?!

No hand opening it!

Eat it

Wife, you did not have to sweep the floor

You see I do more for your sake

The broker is pulling is not it?

He must be on you like a non-stop

What his ability, is the ability to coax you

To him the last time you bought

What high-speed video recorder back belt

Home video recorders nor even die

Sister, night flight you?

Yes, my brother, to Taipei ah

There Yeah, this refresher

You look at

It is simply a waste of money

You do not eat this kid, and not much speech

That you are a man to marry his blessing

You do not have to tear topic

You see this damn thing, more than a dozen press the button

Do not know how to use the

With instructions Well, you go away

I'll demonstrate it to you again

I'm going to give you a bowl of soup to Sheng

Dad

I'm fine with a new multi-B is about to father a

Nonsense!

Mommy today received a love letter

Watch and laugh

I do not know how happy watching the way

I tell lies it?!

Tell lies with your last name

The letter on your pillow

Dad, you look out for themselves the

I was going to give to eat

Who is the letter?

After reading the angry allowed

You're a dead girl and tell lies

A book look "sister"?!

Look Mommy "sister" of

Not the same, Mommy told you not sisters, mother and daughter

Mummy Yeah, Dad says you are to die dancer

The dead girl, and nonsense

To play a single letter, do not look!

Nothing more than call me money to buy television commune

Bridges and roads from school

He made a hero at the top, I'm here to do a bear

In addition to first time outside of your money

After each are to send my money!

His wife, not your money is my money?

This time is not money coming

Really good news

My brother's visit permits granted out

I will go to Hong Kong to live six months

Here he had a family I

So I'm going to call him to live at home

I will for him to apply for permanent residence

After he'd lived here long

I object!

Home all the little things, how you make decisions all right

Your brother is a big thing here

Be sure to make a decision by me

Wife Yeah, I order this house

I came back also has bent

Plus one more person, I will sooner or later backs off

You all say it!

Home more than a strange man, not easy

After the addition of a person contention toilet

Those continent's favorite swearing in

You quarrel, it was my turn to speak foul language

Vietnamese students enrolled Some parents oppose

A Can you put in the home, the neighbors would object

Why do you ignore them?

Well better than distant neighbors

Those big circle Aberdeen, Hong Kong specifically to robbery

His uncle, who sooner or later will get in Guangdong and Hong Kong Story

The house will be turned into a den of thieves

Will not

Your uncle so honest, how could he a thief too?!

People come here all continents

Thief will it?

No, I do not do the next idol Li Dacheng La

This brother is my only family

You can call your sister to live here

Did I not call my brother?

I came back the day after tomorrow

Huang Jiafan, you say one

In the end you do not move to greet my brother?

Eat it, you!

Yes, events at home by me decide

But your brother to be a small thing

You make a good idea

Now check homework

You take up the homework book, take look

We know you want to go to Hong Kong tomorrow

I came to tell you farewell

Why so polite it?

His brother Well, have a good drink wine keep their own

Dip what? Rice bucket you?!

He was also reluctant to drink it

Nange today to tell you a comparison and more than ten trees

My feet are tied beat you, really is

You be willing to serve human life line, but also to fight with me?

Who lost who drank it would courtyard wine

And jumping the gun!?

Bull, you have lost

I tied told you have won your feet

He refuses to be convinced

Immediately drank it, open it ... drank ...

Farewell with the brothers -

I only used half of the skill

He went to Hong Kong no one to play with you

I clamped my feet, how to live?

Clearance, the last two days, welcome to come to visit

Sister, brother, here it!

Sister, came ...

And this is ...?

I know he is on the plane friend, Mr. Xu

Xugong Zi, My pleasure!

Please come in and take a tour

Sister, you pick one pair of bars

I gave you fancy

THX

Here are all leather, all brand-name ah

This pair of shoes to wear uncomfortable

Carina, the Xugong Zi is backing?

Taiwan has a lot of his father in department store

Then you have to believe in my instincts, his most with you

Really?

Xugong Zi, two pairs of eyes on it?

In addition to these two pairs, all wrapped up for me

All wrapped up half of all VI

Tonight my father's horse race

Pull winners please come with me?

This Cards Do not count it?

The delivery is too simple

All sent to my home herd

Thank you!

We go!

Right, accompany Xugong Zi Jin Baba go

Home late it does not matter

They came quickly ready!

Aunt say marry you, tell you to brisk walking it!

Really "messing birthday"

Lee opened the door, the Lili Yes

A long long time

Nine hundred ninety pickup pickup ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine

I do not open the door at least a dime ah

Here a million, you owe me one yuan

Developed anymore money!

His wife, a lot of money!

Morning, boss!

Catch her out

Shoot him!

Really happy to see you

I am fine, happy to die

N "gay"

Zouya Ah Chan, hop a plane in which it?

Big Brother

Aping

How you lost face no meat, waist and concave

See the whole thigh bone, you have not eaten it?

Do not cry

Brother, you brother ah!

Hello there!

Brother, you're my benefactor

I raised her for seven years, you keep her for me for eight years

I really do not know how to repay you

Do not cry!

By the way, my brother, to take back your stuff!

Husband, come help!

Why did you hit me?

That is your thing

Red is my

Let my husband get it!

Blind it?

Brother, quickly come in and sit ah

Here local small, do not laugh

Uncle called fast, fast as people die

This is En pig, always refused to eat

Therefore, the so En

En pig, why not eat it?!

This is a gun-mei

Cannon sister Yeah, so big

Why is it called gun sister do?

Yeah cannon from morning to night in the car

Uncle, you're a handsome

But also in the car cannon friends

This is about the truth of the

I put something out to the terrace

Well, go out Terrace

This room is not big ah

Yes, five people live on just

Live more than a just a little crowded

Yeah you shut up

Xu tonight about me eat it

By the way, let me introduce my sister Carina

This is your sister's brother

Aunt, you are really pretty

Nothing like your brother die

Drink drink coconut, coconut I just ...

Where there is not resistance, cool water cooling

You recessed from the

The texture is good, really good slip ah

Try

Unto the side of the head seems a little better

Brother ah

Er Shugong there is something called as good as I gave you

The combination you do?

Hong Kong people do not have spittoon

You are making this ugly things away

Unused?! Whenever we meet Chinese leaders

Under all have placed a spittoon

Spit phlegm go to the toilet, the toilet is over there

Brother Yeah, you listen to me explain

I explain you listen, please sit down ...

In fact Now, spittoon is very convenient kind of stuff

Such as those for international conference

For example, I was Deng Xiaoping

You are such Reagan Presidential Palace

... Open an international conference on the future prospects of China ...

Good convenient it!

I really do not understand

You can not go to the toilet spit it?

I kept going to the toilet how to meet it, right?

For example, this

Our future lies China ... and so ...

Sorry!

About the future of China's future ... and so on ...

The elderly will not open completely all breathe

You say is not it?

I said what are you looking for topics

We in Hong Kong have so phlegmatic that it?

Brother in law, a person is no reason not to die sputum

For example, you really have sputum meeting

Spittoon how do you say no?

Swallow it!

Swallowed them to not more unhygienic?!

We in this room are not allowed people to smoke

Can not you see it?

Health hazards of smoking it!

Never mind

You have to suck?!

Not allowed to smoke out that way

Full sprayed into the street, right now!

Like No, the wind will quit blowing the house to

Not so serious it!

Brother, you go take a bath

We are going to eat

Tell the uncle water heaters use it?

Well, the catch red hot, blue catch cold thing

People burnt to death friends

And uncle of teasing

The original red latch is hot, too hot I had diarrhea trembling

You be careful, not to use know?

Fortunately, through the sweat out, and now very comfortable

Brother, you go through a neat little longer to come out of it

Neat point ah!

Ping, this count as a neat way?

Hello ... I'm afraid of you anyway

How? Not right?

Wear clothes bar

Tonight is about this issue off the palm

I hope we take a look at Lu Jushi this picture

This is called palm

That I die

Palm people if it can lead to the rest of his life

He will have it out by the good fortune

But the palm of people into middle age

In case of disaster will provoke unexpected calamity

You may also die young

However, if it can be good luck

They can enjoy their twilight years

That is not good or bad to you speak

We'll talk about it next week!

Noisy all night, how do you sleep?

Sleep!

Brother, go out tomorrow morning, go to bed early!

Okay!

Engage in idolatry!

Terah was so nice and told him not to pull

No entertainment in the country's uncle

He pulled it from the get

We go to the streets dressed!

Yeah brother, Timothy (Xugong Zi) about me

Go river cruise it

You city people to get up so early?!

Alarm clock so noisy, do not call will wake up

Disk in the things you dip?

I, I'll wash it

Let me wash the line, go over there and wash it

Brother, come enchant clothes

Today, we take you to tour Hong Kong

Hong Kong tour? Key program it!

I'll go change clothes, immediately go!

Eight pineapple eat, eat leftover half

His happiness

On building on our family's suffering

Wash it, change clothes ah

On the top floor to eat buffet ah

L ah, ah liter, outside of building

All sank, really great!

Earth to do at our feet

Yeah my glasses

How?

Eat it!

Cannon sister Yeah, one hundred fifty yuan a person

Not the entire month's salary it?

More than the country, where the rule

Each person will only be allowed to eat a dish

Not to say that you can eat it?

A dish that you can eat it!

Such a small dish, with only the dishes you?

Yes, on this!

Fortunately this

Up to now have not eaten

You eat buffet with a loss of capital is really ah

To do Salad?

I'm sorry, per person is only allowed to eat a piece of it?

So fast, so fast

I'm sorry, thank you!

Do you mind?

Sorry!

Please let let ... give way ...

Oh, make your fill of this favorable to

Brother Yeah, I can not get a good take second

Not to say that each person will only be allowed to eat a dish of it?

Took necessary to eat, or to pay double the money it

Hey, you can not be too far way

Little things, pediatrics Well

What do you want to eat it, eat it!

We must be able to eat, to, start!

Brother, together Yeah, what are you doing?

I was doing sports

Help digest it

Yeah come quick!

OK, OK, you can eat the

Full of ...

Mr. Coffee!

Could you

This sugar is not any take?

To

Do not waste the

THX

Yes, I went to piss

Really civilization

Good convenient it!

Children, we decided to emigrate!

Dad bought me this skateboard

Too wasteful, fancies

Look or two on when to buy

Slowly Kan Ma, go!

Do you really like this slide?

Today it took a thousand dollars

So feeding method, I will swim it

Fish will show, you see your brother

What he will do?

You are in the shoe store for him to get a job right

You are the manager Well

Hello ... cannon sister ah

How the telephone always get through it?

How can nowhere do?

Call you to see

33601111

Who calls so nervous it?

Call your dad

He took me to the shoe store today to see workers

Well that offer time, right?

See the work that way?!

I think of it, Mommy told me before going to the bank

Call me teach you to meet the most urgent work rules

See the work there, and what rules you?

Yeah the Shoushenchulai

To see the boss to keep her handshake

Then show her palm with the middle finger

Itch dead!

Yeah now popular

Hong Kong people are like this all shake hands

Really?!

Hurry, how now they are!

The workers pay twelve hundred yuan, no vacation

Food is their own, do you mean how?

Not taken into account

I've promised for you, go!

Stand here before you, smoking cigarettes does what?

Madame!

The first woman thing

Station point!

This is my relatives

Afan, who continent not to die too young things

I think, or I find another good person

No, he's good hardworking ah!

Hardworking there, what's the use, we are selling women's shoes

Best to find a Sisiwenwen

Managing the dough, thin air of the female voice

But also, a little sissy ah!

I go over there waiting for you, take it!

Also, he's not money that way open OT

What's the use?

Next week we sell children's shoes to expand

I would ask a partner will remember coaxing

The best there is, a little bit of innocence

He made sheep hanging?

Brother!

Why did you put a child cry it?

Off point

No, our goods good weight, but also to move onto the fall

Zhuangzhuang best to find a strong big man

That's right

You can do it a hundred?

Are you up to it? Get up!

Boss, this is my brother-geese go south

Boss

Do you believe in me, to use his good

The first one-day trial

Do you know today how smoothly this way?

Because I just show her thing

I according to you!

You are exposed to meat, greed good?

I am now going to meet passenger

Get out the goods do go onto my boot

Be careful, take good

Robbery, robbery ah ... ah ...

Go for it!

In!

Boss, you see if there is money lost?

Fortunately, two thousand yuan is still inside

You see if you're careless ah

Handbags gone just over two thousand yuan

You smash the cell phones, but more than twenty thousand ah

This phone bought insurance, two days there is a new

What is the insurance to you?

What risks you do not do things the way

A yellow!

Boss

He is a rough hands rough feet, you give him a second chance

You relatives die ...

I'll teach him a

I invite your relatives set up

I would like to invite him to my house for dinner

We communicate about

Nice, I told him together

Not your sake, I just ask him a

Just put something onto the car go

You're OK, boss told you to her house for dinner

Just you alone to accompany her

Hey ... you must go ah

A big man to woman has to eat ...

I command you go

Do not be so many things right

Are you going

No way

You must go

To get off

She is not married

Your chance to know how to do

Do what?

This does not understand?

Do not disrespect me Yeah, right by the door bell

Drive!

By which catch you?

This way, please

She is in this

The first woman thing

To go inside, do not come out

Belly hungry? Eat it!

Buffet, I've eaten

So much black sesame ah?

This is the caviar, which is eggs

I have a lot of eggs countryside

The same country with you how it?

Thousand dollars a bottle, good expensive

I traveled abroad to buy back the

It still supplement

Hong Kong's really expensive stuff ah

Everything has its value

What are you worth it?

I chopped coconut is six per day

Just eight days fishing every day

My brother, he is what price it?

What he values ​​money? Like a turtle

Long-distance call?

Wait ...

Buttoned up yet?

Who are you?

I am your brother die

Brother ah!

There is no mention boss me?

Yes, there are!

What did she tell you?

She says you are faint-hearted way

What is called the faint-hearted?

She was praised me that I resilient, hard to eat

In this way, you hurry back, I'll wait for you to die

Who did this?

I'm playing to play ...

I dare you go away

This is not my thing ah

I want fried squid him

I shook my eardrums about to burst, so hard Dingya

You do talk about the eight years it should be broken eardrum

What are you doing?

Only almost broke, quickly go

Otherwise the two have broken

His opinion is not my opinion

You give him a chance!

Within half a minute

He did not apologize to me he was going to the unemployed

I apologize to you instead of his good

Shut up!

That way you quickly apologize to her

I told her to give you one more chance

Well

You go eat shit it, bitch

To you

I'll catch him back to apologize to you

Huang Jiafan you dare walk out of the door half-step

Do not come back later on

Good ah, quick open Tsui eat it!

Plus a la carte!

Fermented bean curd really good

To a

Bite it

I do not eat

It can be accompanied by a bowl of rice to eat

Cannon sister, your

En pigs

Yeah ... how big chicken drumstick way

Do not eat chicken?!

In the end what you like to eat?

He refused to eat

So much do not eat chicken line?

You are not intentionally want to eat something hot

You do not want me to hit you? I'm serious.

I'll scratch you slap

Well do not be so hard ...

En pig, you really have food to eat?

Let uncle to teach you a lesson

Come into the toilet to teach you

Brother, you for me to teach her now

You do not hit my daughter die

En pig, you do not eat anyway

Better to let uncle eat it

It really okay?

Uncle so poor

Outside your father staring at me

I am also embarrassed to eat

Delicious, I do not have the opportunity to eat this ...

Not afraid of water rushing down the line, dampen!

In the countryside, nothing to eat

Haocan it!

Eating, eat clean it

Zhenguai ah, eat eat yet?

How can today eat so fast?

Well she was hungry

Brother, how do you coax her?

Hermit own good ideas

Hello ... spray it out

Out of puff ah

Please participate in "China Superman prize game show"

Jackpot can only get single round-trip air ticket to London

Come to participate in it, waiting for you to come and collect the first prize

Tickets waiting for you to visit the port of

I really can not stand him

En pig dinner tonight thanks to his friends

His line of work a day, let people fired

Your boss really is almost everywhere

Brother there, ambition was not to do

What do you say I have no ambition it?!

You are not, I really do not understand you

How she can put up with it for eight years?

You think I want to put up with her?

You do not want me unemployed, a person starve it?

Do not ignore them

They Shall

Come on, big deal tomorrow morning told him to go

Looking for another job well

I threw it out to

Princes eat breakfast it out

En behaved You're a pig

You refused to eat, fast open Tsui!

En pig Yeah, I do not go into the toilet storytelling?

I eat, I eat

You have the time you read the newspaper to find a suitable job

Hong Kong government regulations, not unions death penalty

Do not talk nonsense, quick sit down to eat

I give you the money to buy clothes you see the work it

I fried it made money in foreign currency

Housewives make any money that way?

Uncle, you really loyalty ah

Do not tell my mother that I bought

How? Is there a sprained foot now?

Uncle, come for me to carry back

How pick?

Individuals dropped something down

Pick up all jump back

Well, yes, the car to how to do?

There are cars to be bell of

It is "cold, cold" so loud?

Yes, hurry to lift, go pick it

Well, you sit and do not go away

The original here, I come back Qushi

Hey ... Do not die ...

Uncle ...

Originally these vehicles will not ring the bell after the

Almost dead truck

Also disconnect the two parts, miserable

I fix it for you, do not be afraid

Uncle ...

Silly woman, disconnect the two parts with great difficulty repair

Tomorrow I am looking for a hammer

Now you can fix that

Uncle

Today I tell lies, deceive you jump off

I am sorry it!

You Do not be silly, how could you lie to me?

Why did you lie to me?

You're OK ah

He fired still has feelings do these silly things

Yes, I told myself that one opening the eyes

I'm so happy, I'm so happy

Then I happy all day

You look at your brother, doing nothing all day

Toys will be doing some harm to the child

I really admire his friends

I have served you

What the hell bought this vacuum cleaner more smoke and dusty

I do not sell a vacuum cleaner

A yellow

I'm looking for a new job it is more beneficial for you

You truly brokerage Lie

Special deceptive

You told me

If the plane has a vacuum cleaner dust it

You can eat it

You see, so much dust, you eat it for me

OK!

I have just enough to eat

These remain to supper tonight when

I now turn to the line to make life insurance

If you have any permanent disability or die

Then you immediately ... dead ... You're dead end?

If he is long-winded, I'll hit him with a broom

Death to you!

Brother, how do you now?

Not like your brother, I go first

Sorry, Xugong Zi

I thought you were that way Shuaishen

I like Shuaishen it?

I like to ... I wiped it for you

This is how to wipe it? Come take a wet towel bar!

I have a bottle collection of vintage XO

I'll get out of a drink with you

Nothing of it, let me introduce, this is my sister

This is Timothy

Cannon sister, I'll teach you to die

Every first handshake with others

Sandwich with both hands so other people

Most of hypocrisy

These two are my niece

Very cute ah

Xugong Zi, welcome, welcome

To sit right over there

Eat bean curd ah, come ...

He is the "gay"?

Shalao it!

Come, come, we have a drink!

Sister, you should receive your brother look up stuff

Brother, come and help me wipe cups

It gives off a cup of tea

Wipe touch the face of it

Tomorrow my father had an antique preview

A cup of tea, Xugong Zi!

What kind of tea to drink it, we drink Well

You can also drink it together

Come together

By the time I introduce to you my daddy know

I have to

I must to

Do not you ask me?!

No, come together!

Together together, one of us Well

Talked about investment, I am most familiar with the Hainan Island

Best airport ...

Sorry, piercing the change a ah

I'm sorry, I hurry, I go first!

Yes, Carina, you send Xugong Zi down!

Carina, you do not come back late critical

Do not quarrel, tomorrow you are not allowed to go preview

Why do not I go?

You're smoking, holding a plastic bag so rotten

Too rude people

Unless you quit smoking

So easy to quit smoking? That you do not stop drinking?

Drinking alcohol on the man a real man to say

I am now locked up wine

Yeah you quit smoking, quit to my thinking

I do not smoke die you quit

Comrades, I now declare to quit

From now on

I saw that a puff of words

You can slap left and right slap

And pay him a hundred dollars

I suck the last one

Why did it take him to look antique?

He is not unearthed it?

My brother came, brother, Xu Weng it!

Xu Weng!

I'll introduce you, my father, my mom

Her brother's two daughters

Xu Weng ... Really My pleasure!

So passionate?!

Brother, to go get something over there now!

Well, what do you order?

Herbal tea, orange juice anyone? I'll get

You try my vintage

Million yuan a bottle, give you a glass!

I quit drinking!

Xu Weng Yeah, this business is making shoes set the

In my shoes did so many years of experience

Must wear shoes made out of ...

Shoes is talk about style

Not about durable thing

No wonder you do a lifetime of donkey

Sir Deng

Mr. smoke?

THX

Free of charge?

Yes, not money

Also free of charge?!

Two hundred yuan a sell out, Cuba to

That is not a month of wages?!

Go around to the other side

You really look like Red Sorghum heroine

Thank you, you can walk away

Phantom?!

Do you smoke!

No ignition, count it!

Do you know this antique value over six hundred thousand

I can not pay you smash

Hello ... I just see you

Hand pick people something to eat

You do too rude to me, you know?

And ... here's a bottle of wine for a thousand dollars

You do not just get people to drink wine

He says you can muster two face to toggle buckle ah

Miss, why do you feel it in my face?

Please come visit

Do not confuse file

Brother, fire, extinguish it quickly

To thousand dollars a bottle of it

I told you about

Feel embarrassed

Ladies and gentlemen, these are my father's private collection

Xianfeng's teapot

Expensive

Is very expensive, the price of more than six hundred thousand ah

More than six hundred thousand? Worth it?

This is not the way Aladdin

Really lamp, lamp really ah

This is my husband bought in Egypt

Pharaoh was previously used for holding mummy

How mummy will not corrupt it

This you do not know, mummy is in the smoke

Absurd, with smoked, smoked fish you when is it?

I had to say it with the smoke

Hide and seek it!

My wife, all right?

Mom

Aunt

You walking up!

Pakistan left and right a bar!

Fined one hundred yuan

Go home, go home and give okay?

Mom is not good for her change of name is Carina

Those who are married and not a son of Carina

The family are so philistine, marry do not marry does not matter

I would also like wronged brother

Who does not wrong him wrong?

He did not look back for dinner

Modan come back to see me

Yes, he owes me one hundred yuan not to do

Yeah uncle on TV

What's your name?

Geese go south it!

Good! This community is full of pressure

We all the time by people oppressed

This program

It is to test competition "Kat feces"

Renqi and endurance

See who is the real Superman

Damn, that is not upstairs yokel?

Today's prize

You can only get single round-trip air ticket to London

Now the game begins

First, the audience help me please

Thank You Ladies and gentlemen, will each Elastic rope tightening

More tight as possible, then go down the stone shells

Wow, have, interest, followed by appearances is the focus

Today's contestants

To accept a greater insult and torture

It is to put the ditch mouse

Good horror ah!

There are thirty seconds time for you to consider

As long as you have human dignity

You should give up

Why should these tortured by it?

Do you have no mother?

Is not it? How? Not give up?

Thirty seconds too soon

It is hard, not give up? Do not give up?

In vain, he lose it

My brother in Hainan eating voles

I said he must win

And give up! These three, all fail

Now the last remaining contestant

What? Do you have faith?

Given over to lift the oil it!

Wow! Great tone ah!

Good! Now put the mouse down the ditch, to go down!

Come on!

Come on! Uncle

The tickets give up now!

Contestants left it next week!

Give up, do not give up? Cadogan a

Wow, now there are two more difficult Dingya!

Wow, uh dead are a "casual"

If I had known to buy hospital insurance plums canal

Abandon it!

You see these rats bigger than cats only

Many lice, last ten seconds

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six

Five, four, three, two, one

Good wild! You win left it, left it drains win

Okay, uncle won

China Superman canal it!

Congratulations, Yan Health

You become our best Superman today

He can get round-trip air ticket to London

Discounted him and told him to discount it

Well it can be discounted tickets

Well you can transfer

Congratulations wild life, you must go to a trip

That is not to stick the money to him Youbu it?!

Have a word with my folks

I'll be back for dinner

Mr. Yan, waiting for you a long time

You're lucky it hit

You are not shipped

What luck enough?

Everyone is so hot, there are cheap to you

Come, come with me, I'll take Viagra

Flying is very dangerous

A few years ago Guilin crash

JAL airliner and fall along the hill

South Korean passenger plane has been shot down

Iran, US military aircraft also knocked to the sea

Happy sailing thirds dangerous way

So be sure to buy insured

Here we go again!

If you are sitting in the plane, it would be dead

However, if you buy insurance, then

To lose money

To you

If true, the money did not enjoy the life

If not to say

That your family can benefit from the

I would like to ask you

Can it be convenient hand, so

Benedict this way?

This can, no provisions have to hand in

This earlier, so much easier

You just have to wonder Benedict

Tell you easily

Your hands on the table difficult to beat

One hundred yuan!

Do what?

You like to go just as Benedict

I lost one hundred yuan to you

Not so cheap, right?

But this

Benedict would not get you to help me buy insured

Benedict does not go to help you buy insurance?!

Good! You have how many one hundred yuan?

Ten!

The money to Youbu

To turn India

I wish for you a window seat

Is not that cool?

Yes, yes, very cool

Brother, there's little money

You bring with it, just in case it

No, I pretended it does not take much

London cold, you want to remember on this scarf around

Otherwise you sick

There is no man to take care of you, you know?

Ping, I still do not go

You spend a lot of money this senseless ...

No, no, you go ...

You better over there

Meet a golden cat (Babes)

Then you can in there naturalization, do not come back

Go

Firmly installed in aircraft

Are you afraid of smoke is not it? Well, I open the window

Guest Note

Aircraft will land in Mumbai Airport Transit

Passengers must be from the machine, the machine can be left on hand luggage

Please take transit boarding cards and waiting broadcasting

Feeding, feeding, celebration put prison

No, the parole

At least within two weeks of

No smoke smell, no contention toilet

Nobody spitting

Not a man wearing a margin chimney

In and out of here

Really great

It is particularly News

Flight from Mumbai, India, England airliner taking off

An hour ago, over in Egypt

Iraq hit by a stray bullet crashed

The incident, is Iraq

Iran's anti-retaliation ceasefire

Initial news, killing all passengers on board

Airlines have confirmed

Machine there, twenty-eight Hong Kong passenger

They are stewed to London from Hong Kong

The transit stop in Mumbai

UN Security Council

We tried to investigate the incident

Sitting geese go south the plane bombed

Now the company is making arrangements for families

To Egypt to claim the body

I have a message call back

Brother!

Sir, please wake up

Enter the gate

Thank you, is not this one

How many blacks it!

Think of his brother had been lying mummy coffin

Really I will die here

Firing this, how to recognize it?

A brother!

Do not be sad

Uncle Brother, which is your favorite tobacco smoke

I hope you passed away, bless our family safe

Uncle back, uncle back, okay!

I dreamed last night ah uncle

Xugong Zi send you back?

He said he would get married

Really?! What time is it?

He said that next month

Next month so fast

I do not know what to do not have time to prepare dowry

He said that next month

With real estate magnate's daughter married it!

That's good, at least you can save a dowry back

Are you sick?!

You how recently?

Absentminded, hands and feet and slow

Horse girl, in fact, I am sorry openings

My family is waiting for money

I would like to ask the bank to borrow money to borrow

However, the years you do not increase my wages up

Well, that made more than one month

Bonus points?!

Yeah severance pay

Yellow too

The head too many redundancies store

I work very hardworking

Cattle in the New Territories is also very dynamic

He is not being pulled to do the same pot

I see How about you ...

I go back to work now

Huang Jiafan, if you have the determination words

Get out of the door, do not come back after all

Then you are really a man

Mr. Huang, the phone!

My phone

Before her husband die, his brother on the plane

He bought a life insurance

Beneficiaries write me

Now lost five hundred thousand dollars it!

How much is it?

Five hundred thousand dollars, it is four million Hong Kong dollars

After the investigation will be sent to us a month

Then I came back to say

The two sides of a, I give you a last chance

From this month, I lost you five hundred yuan wages

Good intentions to do so

Do not go to work?!

Why I do not Masi Bin po

Because a lot of people made a fortune would come to borrow money

In order to protect my wallet

You must endure, tolerate you ... endure!

Inhale, inhale ...

You little yellow man

Down, hurry up, the generals want to see you

Well ... I'll be right down

Do not shoot it, man!

I'm from Hong Kong, I ...

What are you doing?

I? My name?

You, I ask you!

Geese go south it!

Yan it was Bird on the sky

Flying

Return it is to go home

Go home to eat the house, the showers that home ...

Return, those turtle, crawling, climbing ... the

Turtle crawling, crawling

I think he wanted to swim

Is this, and please feel free to visit

This room is good big!

This is a temporary contract

Please sign your name, pay some deposit

Brother bless us all

Not catch me to shoot you? Comrades!

How are you? I am very glad to meet you

My name Onitsuka, the exhibitions

Oh, he was not speaking Cantonese

Yellow face, make sense?!

What? What are you talking about?

To see snow in Japan

Paris, romantic enough

The most fun to go to Disney

The most money to the Philippines

Dad, developed, and go around the world to be that way

A person must have to discount, there?

Comrades, you're savior, thank you for your help

Explain to them know I'm from Hong Kong

Turn the wrong machine

You how a person to here?

They want me to help you speak

You speak Shanghai dialect, OK?

Two Chinese people, make sense?!

Not like that, he does not know what I'm talking about?

Do not pick up, I told her

The older the point, and unreliable

I want her designated

She will not cook it

Just cook some weird things you eat

I do not care, I want her designated

Because she looks bad enough

Hey, do not get me to shoot it

You say anything?

I mean, you such things

Please tell them, ask them to send me back to Hong Kong

Today is seven, it falls on his Huihun night

His soul will be back in the eleven o'clock

Burglary from the east, away from the west

His soul thirty feet high

Hey, that we will not see him?

If fortune would not see him high

If a little fortune slightly lower

Even saw also pretend not to see

Do not talk to him

Otherwise, his soul will miss it here

I will not go away

Do not be afraid, TV thing

I fortune low, I go to sleep

Aunt, I'm back

Ping Yeah, I'm back

I really wreck it over there, and nothing to eat

See all niggas really miserable ah

Chicken, chicken

Do not call him, tell him not to go

There just eating toad

McDonald's fries Yeah, well developed

There are shrimp dumplings, pork dumplings ...

I went to take a shower

He is gone!

Well, well, to the east, go west

All right ...

We continue to watch TV

How do you now? Soap it, I have not showers

There is Zadyou, but also psyllids

Take pieces of soap to me

I believe that three hours to wash all wash clean it

Block by the Philippine soap I use

There under "climb"

Respond, he is a human way, not dead

Brother, that you would not Siya

Why do think I'm dead?

My insurance does not just see Choi of the water

This time he dead, I'm dead!

Uncle morning

I'm ready breakfast

Are all your

How to eat it?

Must eat the

Do not wake up next door

So loud you'll wake people's

You see

I specifically for you this morning to buy a plastic spittoon

You look beautiful?

Er Shugong that it?

That I threw you out

I have something urgent to tell you something

You have come a little

All your

Uncle Brother, very kind of you, you're great

I was wrong about you before

You actually great to

Leaving five hundred thousand dollars in insurance money to me

You really are my savior

I'm not dead, that did not have to pay it?

No, I will not come cheap cell to poison you eat pineapple

It had two weeks, the insurance company would lose money

Just starting from the minute

Do not leave this room half-step

That no one knows you're not dead

Is not that a lie?!

This is how it be a lie?

The insurance company is not also deceptive home money?

When we pay for insurance will

Now is the right of enforcement will end

You lie is not enough

You look at these documents

I do it for you three games ceremonies

Buy a house to buy a car Travel begin

I borrow from banks are all back

If the rescission would have nothing

I mention two children

Future depends on it all mean to the university

Is not it, Uncle, we in the end it was people

I was most frustrated when you can greet

Now on when you help me, have mercy on me!

Yes brother, we are not asking you to murder and arson

Anyway, the insurance company has a lot of money

When you are Robin Hood now!

Yes, Robin Hood ah!

Uncle Brother, how to do your own laundry

Let my sister do not wash it for you on the line

I have a good wash

How can sealed, that would suffocating

Sealed on the outside do not see

You have to go at least a terrace, fast watch TV!

Let me wash clothes better

I do not believe that they both have road

To unto the bed thing

These have, any good?

Fun ah, only the pig is king ...

Watch cartoons most instructive

Uncle Brother

The CD player is your private television station

You most like to watch cartoons

All printed on the piece of iron above

Developed it, I like to see only the pig king

His feet flat, clip, clip ...

Uncle to a cigar

Incense Yeah, come Cuba

I can smoke cigars?!

You can!

You can smoke, but please note

When you want to smoke

Those smoke spray in this tube

Such smoke will be discharged along this street to the tube

Now you demonstrate once

Come to eat it!

Only after the uncle can eat chicken

Uncle Brother, your chicken, you most like to eat

Uncle, we go into the toilet talk about it!

There is no, this need to die?

It is not enough food, feed, feed

After this refrigerator is your dedicated

You see, bean curd, you most like to eat

Walking ghosts, ghost walk

To hide the toilet

Go into the toilet!

Uncle Yeah, I do not eat when Smelly

It's you, come on in!

Uncle, can come out!

We come to open a family meeting

Free on tenterhooks for the future, to have a knock signal

, I do give you a look

Understand?

Understand

We have to demonstrate together once

By the way, closing!

Mummy Yeah, I have to go at the right time to buy a bite 

The skinheads goes wrong I fifty yuan

Look for a way to give me forty yuan

Back to people that want to do it?

Not a

The skinheads, the last time I buy a newspaper

Easily to double that of the gossip magazine

He used foul language to scold me

Bags with you Well, do not back him on the right

You take a look over here

Bad son

Call you view files on tens of dollars to find more people

Really useless, killing you

So sad it!

Of course

Missing $ 40 will be pierced the head of the

The smelly girl

You quickly take the money back to the skinhead

Deceptive home money is wrong

Take it back to people fast, good!

I will not lie to tens of dollars

Dad can deceive millions

Mr Wong, I want to worship a worship Mr. Yan

Not a

You do not go harassed him, so that he at peace

I dreamed of him every evening

Your fortune is low, so the nightmares

Sooner or later you're careful meet Guiya

Not like that, I think I'd go to worship him

Those insurance how?

Be careful you have to drag me even Uncle

Your first single business should I pay a lot of money

Dare to come to me quickly losing people

Get out fast!

Out of it!

Hey, look who?

Hey, who you? I'm a broker pull it

Well, here is the telephone recording

What do you leave a message, "must"!

It is this, Mr. Yan that thing I'm so sorry

I think in front of him on a stick of incense Spirit

I was at the meeting to come later

It is so, bye!

Mr Wong

There cypher die

Hey ... You can not come ah!

So you are not dead, you're dead

Who is it? There was it?

The mainland guy you said no one standing here?

Such a great person standing there

You dare say no one?

Hey, pull broker

You are not dazzle you? I can not see it

Wife, you see?

No, where was it?

Then you see?

No

Yes, there have, yeah, I saw uncle

Photos uncle ah

Hey, you fortune low, it will hit the ghost

Not so black bars

This time is dead, I really hit the ghost friends

How I walked all the way here to do?

Help!

Pay my insurance ...

Bean curd guy, you come to see for me

There is not a man

You come to see, to see where there is not a personal

Is not it?

Not see it!

Is not it, obviously a man standing there Terrace

You look at, look at the point?

In addition to Zhang tablets photo outside

See nothing!

Help me ...

Do not play, called him out!

Who called it?

Just obviously standing on the terrace

Cheat insurance is not it?

I do not say it is also OK

It had better halves with me

Out of it!

Guiya!

Bean curd guy, you are not the same as the brokerage pull

Fortune low, hell you?

Guiya!

Be careful!

Uncle, you just have to really like playing the ghost play

Also why so much? Go take a towel to!

Cold cold ah!

Brother, how your head so hot it?

It must be cold with the night

As I take you to see a doctor, OK?

You stupid? He walked out the door

We then disappeared millions

I'm fine, open fan to blow the hot gas is no

Fan fever how can blow it?

Of course, people are sick to see a doctor

No, I had sick

I maid also perform dose of medicine I eat them

Wait a minute I went to herbal shop ...

You really want to sit in prison when my brother that way?

Brokerage pull?

He has not come back, looking for what he wants?

You in the end is how you do that?

My uncle is dead geese go south for so long

How not to lose money do?

What offends me?

Wild goose chase family owned insurance South ah!

Hey, you come here tomorrow formalities take money now!

Losing money so fast?!

Get in!

Today received the report of the airport inside

He said the machine less time on a man-machine

You'll call me brokerage pull hurry back

It has been his treatment

Yeah, he was shaking, he said hit a ghost

Hit a ghost?!

He said that the geese go south to see the upstairs ghost ah

He can not come to work, so it

Hey, this world of ghosts it?

I'm so hurry, hurry it uncle!

Today, the uncle diarrhea 36 times a

Brother, what do you think of?

I bring back butts

First side of the bed to rest

You execute the wrong medicine for him to eat

Is it cathartic?

I used to eat these drugs

I have seen how things?

Thirty-seventh friends

Why do not we do those money

I agree!

I agree!

Y'all neuropathy

Insurance can be at hand tomorrow

Even endure just to survive tonight, he survive on the

Survive on!

Thirty-eighth friends

I'm afraid he can not endure it tomorrow morning

Why do not we take him to see a doctor now!

No end!

What does this bag is a?

Hello garbage

Garbage, I come

I tell you refuse to give me the line

Is not it? Fortunately, I rehearsal time

Otherwise, your head will burst big brother

Brother, how are you?

What are the light diarrhea

I would sit diarrhea, can not help it!

To cigarette lift their spirits

Our insurance company

Now get insurance money to come to your home

Not a

I was in the office tomorrow, you get it on the line

We have come to the door of your friends

The door?!

So, now how to do it?

First he hid

So much trouble to you brought to

Our efficiency has always been good

Sit down!

I would like to worship a worship of the dead

Mr. Huang, please smoke

Eat!

How about you?

Wong, who is smoked cigarettes?

I smoked!

You dirty girl, and learned people smoke?

I told you to quit it

Mummy, looking through her bag, some cigarette

Tomorrow I want to tell principal

Now, it really changed the world

Year-old children are learning Smoking

What reason do you say?

Mr Wong

Do you mind me around your house?

Casual!

The spittoon ...

Recently a lot of my sputum ah

Why jets in here to you?

Geomancy say about this laryngeal be so Zhang

Long gas would then come in from the outside so

There,?

No!

How light on the matter? Why blackout?

Quick turn on the lights it!

Are you deliberately?

Must have, question, quick turn on the lights!

Why is no electricity?

Yeah turn on the lights, still standing here?

It is tripping up

Fuse is burned

Brother Yeah, you now come to lose money to me?

Or to check the family home?

Could you ask the devil

Boss, now what can we do?

We still give money to it!

Pressing!

Look at the room!

I have to say insurance regulations

Speaking!

Since this is the insurance dollars

There is no need to pay tax in Hong Kong

You receive the US dollar checks

You will receive the money in a month after issuing the check

After the premium issue

Beneficiaries found cheating

We will take legal complaint

Hey, what do you out of the terrace?

Mr. Li, what do you do?

I want to see out

Nothing good, you just have not seen it

Do not pull me, why are you so nervous?

You're really out of a collection of people die

Coincidence to you?

Guiya, help!

Sorry!

Do not worry, I'll check to your door now

This check for half a million dollars you see, please Chu

Wait a minute you sign a check is yours

Careful ah

Rope is about to break up, your brother dangerous good way

Find someone to help!

This is not he?!

You outrage

Brother, be careful ...

How he was? How would anyhow?

Brother Yeah, I should have been able to get the jump

I do not know why would slip his hand

I am sorry, you do not get tired of those premiums

Mr. Huang, the patient's condition is good danger

These families do not want you to leave the hospital

Uncle, you wake up ah

I will not tell lies a

I say go back to the shoe store and then come back

Mr. Huang, would you please sign this

I am sorry

I jiu falls, I want to stay in the hospital to accompany him

I do not care, we must deduct half the wages

Buckle enough day I was back leave of absence

Who approved you, so here is where?

Large hotel? Self from the

I'm just dying Uncle

His death is his thing

Huang Jiafan, you do not forget

Your copy of wages, I can ask three staff members

I have to take time off today

Huang Jiafan, you stand

You dare to leave the shop door half-step

You do not have to come back later

Fist do? Do you want to fight me?

Beat it! You move me what I call indecent assault it!

A criminal record can not let you do immigrants

Among men, the most useless also that is up to you

I think you can not go to die, because you cowards

Because you are not a man!

You eat shit it, bitch

It's your turn!

Yeah a lot of mosquitoes here!

Husband Yeah, the doctor said my brother all right

Brother you can go home tomorrow

Uncle, the Portuguese eat grapes it!

Do not get up it!

You in the end is a ghost?

Okay, okay!

Ping, remember to bring two children free

Back to Hainan to play

I will!

Brother, banks lend money to give you a shoe shop

You do real million households

I hope it!

BUSH!

Who is this?

My new boyfriend, you help eye ah!

Me introduce you, he is my brother, sister!

Hello there!

This is ...

Geese go south it!

I'm sorry, my car came

I get ready for Chinese university classes, bye!

Goodbye!

How is he?

Promising youth

Mummy, there there is a satyr ah!

They lied

Suit very complete, how will pervert it?

This time she did not lie

I know him, this guy is special indecent woman

What you do?

You left too long beard

I can help you shave it, okay?

No more hands later

So you will fight?

The chicken you eat

Good, En pig, as you remember to eat something

Otherwise, no one told you to go to the toilet

Brother, goodbye!

Goodbye!

You take care of yourself, and Ping, I went

Uncle ah

I'm ready to apply for permanent residence you out

What do you mean?

Bye