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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:12,720 The Long, The Short, The Cat. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,400 Stop the water. 5 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,320 Follow me. 6 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,200 Do you think we've washed it properly? 7 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,080 I think I washed it. 8 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,040 You know it needs to be cleaned in a special way. 9 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:34,760 I thought so... The exhaust pipe is dirty. 10 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,800 Why did you have to look in there? 11 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,280 One looks in the exhaust, the suspension, even the gears. 12 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,960 Why does it have to be so thorough? 13 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,160 It's the only way. Look, the car isn't clean. 14 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,200 Do it yourself. - Impossible. 15 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,280 Why? - I cannot lower myself. 16 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,800 Back problems? - No, I'm the Comenda's personal assistant. 17 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,960 But you were happy to lower yourself when you looked in the exhaust. 18 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:04,440 That's my function. - No, I'm the one who functions round here. 19 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:09,920 I cook, I clean the floors and I'm in charge of the kitchen. 20 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,160 Of course, you're facto-tum. - Say that again. 21 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:18,240 Imbecile, I said facto-tum, from the ancient Greek, meaning... 22 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:22,960 It means 'All to do'. Follow me. 23 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,920 Clean the car and give it a shampoo. - Yeah, right. 24 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,360 Ciccio... Franco. - Who is it? 25 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,680 Imbecile. Turn it off. 26 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,280 What is it, Gina? 27 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,200 It's time to bring Comenda his breakfast. 28 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,520 Didn't you hear? - But I've got to clean the car. 29 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,360 Are you forgetting that you're facto-tum? 30 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,080 Bread, jam, butter, milk and coffee. It's all there, you can go. 31 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:01,400 The bin, didn't you hear the noise? - Then you take breakfast to Comenda. 32 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,600 Impossible, I'm personal assistant to the lady. 33 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,720 Breakfast first. Comenda cannot be kept waiting. 34 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,880 First the rubbish bin, or he'll leave. 35 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,320 Breakfast first. 36 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,120 The bin. 37 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,760 Breakfast. 38 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,400 The bin. - Breakfast. 39 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:24,760 Unacceptable, unheard of... 40 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:30,840 Who brought this bin into Comenda's room? 41 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,800 Who was it? I'd like to know. 42 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:41,560 Who was it? I should fire you all for this stunt. 43 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,480 This would never have happened in Milan. 44 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:50,000 You'll never understand what a Comenda is. 45 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,200 You have no respect, you couldn't care less about him. 46 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,520 Yes, but... - Silence. 47 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,960 You forgot it was the 6th today. Do you know what the 6th is? 48 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,920 The befana - What befana? 49 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:08,360 It's Comenda's birthday today and none of you wished him happy birthday. 50 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,080 Happy birthday. 51 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,000 There we are... 52 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,240 Comenda is doing well after all these years... 53 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,640 Know how many I'd give him? - No, and we don't care to know... 54 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,280 We just put on how many the lady asks for. 55 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,960 Hurry, they're calling. 56 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,200 Give me the cake... 57 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,240 I remind you I am the personal assistant for all celebrations. 58 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,200 I'm next, I'm the lady's personal assistant. 59 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,720 There's no one left. 60 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,240 1... 2... 3. 61 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,760 Happy birthday to you... 62 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:35,680 Happy birthday to Comenda... 63 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:41,880 Happy birthday to you. 64 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,560 Do we want to go for a walk now, Mr Comenda? 65 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,920 What are you doing? - Getting him out. 66 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,640 Hold him in your arms. - No, the lady said he should move. 67 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,920 He'll escape if we do that, you should know from experience. 68 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:16,600 He won't stay put, besides, he scratches. Let's use a lead. 69 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,320 Fool. Do you think he's a dog? 70 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,400 No, he's a cat. - Quiet... 71 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,520 If the lady heard this she would have a heart attack. 72 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,280 To me, he's a cat. - And he is... 73 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:33,480 ...but hidden inside that fur is the Commendatore, Archibald Capelini. 74 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,200 How is that possible? - Merenitokesis. 75 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,760 Stop talking like a doctor because I don't understand. 76 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:43,760 Merenitokesis is Italian and it means the transmigration of souls. 77 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,080 What's that? - What is certain... 78 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,360 ...is that a few days ago, this cat was found behind the lady's door... 79 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,360 ...just a short distance from her dead husband. 80 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:59,600 This is why the lady is convinced her dead husband's soul is in that cat. 81 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,560 Then he's a dead cat? 82 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:06,200 Quit with the horse routine. It makes me nervous. 83 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,240 Be quiet and obey... Get the Comendatore. 84 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,400 Ciccio. - What is it? 85 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,200 The cat's not there. - Damn. He's escaped again. 86 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:24,040 I don't know if he's the lady's husband but I do know that he's a son of a... 87 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,520 Come here. 88 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,040 Are you looking for the cat? - Yes! Have you seen it? 89 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,960 I think it went in there. - Thank you. 90 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,720 Hello? Yes, of course. It's for you. 91 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,480 Who is it? - Ferdinando. 92 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,240 He's coming. 93 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,640 Ferdinando, what is it? - They're coming. 94 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,160 Who? - Those two idiots. 95 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,880 He's escaped again. Great! 96 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,640 Take those sausages down. Hurry. 97 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,520 I'm paying $8.20. 98 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,320 Good morning. Have you seen our cat? 99 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,120 Sure. Look at what he's done... 100 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:36,720 He stole $5 worth of sausages! - $5? 101 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:42,240 I've even given you a discount. - Okay. Did you see where he went? 102 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,560 No, I'm sorry. - I saw him heading to the butchers. 103 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,640 Thanks. Let's go. 104 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,440 Rita, call Sergio. 105 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,000 Yes, I get it. Like last time. They've arrived. 106 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,960 Good morning. - Looking for the cat? 107 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,800 If I catch him, I'll make mincemeat out of him. 108 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,000 What has he done? 109 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:20,480 1kg of beef, 2 steaks and a 300gm filet. How much is it? 110 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,640 $6000 - What? You weighed it first? 111 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:30,080 No, I was weighing it for a customer when he jumped on the scales. 112 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,160 Ciccio, pay him. - Okay. What's fair is fair. 113 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:38,320 Did you see where he went? - Yes, he ran into the billiard hall. 114 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,160 He went inside. - Thanks. 115 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,040 What's number for the billiard hall? -412153. 116 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,880 They've just arrived, I'll take care of them. 117 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,800 Archibald? 118 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,840 Archibald? 119 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,160 Sorry. 120 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,240 $4600. - What? 121 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,880 Sorry? - $4600. 122 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:26,320 The cat you're looking for left a bill of $4600. 123 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,040 5 cappucinos, 3 coffees and a bottle of Marsala. 124 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,640 What cat drinks cappucino's? -... and Marsala? 125 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,440 No, it was on a tray, the cat knocked it all over... 126 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,520 I'm not paying for it. - You're right, it was our fault. 127 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,360 How much? - $4600 128 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,040 Round it down to $4000. -... 600. 129 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,200 And don't be stingy. 130 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,040 $400 change. - Eat it. 131 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,480 Let's go. 132 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,080 You owe for the billiards. - Right, $20. 133 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:04,280 Does the cat play billiards now? - No, but he scratched up the tables. 134 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:09,160 Then it's just you left to pay. - I can't. I've only got $10 left. 135 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:14,080 Okay, I'm going to be nice to you. I'll take this as a deposit... 136 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,280 Pay me at the end of the month. - But it's the 30th today! 137 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,920 ...and tomorrow is the 31st. 138 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,080 He's a friend, Ciccio. - Let's get out of here. 139 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,560 You always lose. Bills must be paid. - Even in Italy? 140 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,640 Sure... Now, we're broke. 141 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,880 That cat has cleaned us out. - We had to pawn our watches... 142 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,920 we are committed to the chains, we just have to try with the cufflinks... 143 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,840 You have golden twins? - No, I was talking about my brothers. 144 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,680 I don't think they'll accept them at the pawnshop. - But at the seaside they will. 145 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,680 Don't do the horse thing. - We're going to be homeless. 146 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,200 Then let's go home. - What about the cat? 147 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,720 No, I'd prefer to go to Vietnam. 148 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,400 Look where he is. 149 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,720 I could kill him sometimes. 150 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:18,840 Did you get enough exercise? - Sure, our feet still hurt. 151 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,360 I'm talking about Comenda. - We ran behind him. 152 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:27,600 Why didn't he eat his dinner? You gave him too much meat. 153 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,360 Archibald was almost vegetarian. - Right, 3 kilos of tripe, 3 kilos of sausage... 154 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,320 ...and 3 steaks. - What? 155 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,200 When one becomes a cat their tastes change. 156 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:42,760 No, Comenda is just like Archie. Now, your aunt will let you hear a comedy... 157 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:47,960 He loved the theatre so much. Turn on the television. 158 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,800 Turn it on! - It's Saturday, there's no comedy shows... 159 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,960 If you'll remember, they are on Thursday. 160 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,800 Saturday, only music shows. - Music shows. 161 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,240 What a shame, it's the only thing that cheered him up. 162 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:07,440 He loved them so much. But if they aren't on, then so be it. 163 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:13,720 So be it. - Like hell! You know what to do. 164 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:20,000 No, we don't know. - You know very well, get moving. 165 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:29,600 It's almost dawn, Romeo. Let me kiss you goodnight. 166 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,000 Till tomorrow... I've finished. 167 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,760 Goodnight, Mercedes. - Juliet. 168 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,080 I'm Juliet. - How disgusting. 169 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,880 Goodnight, Romeo. - Juliet. 170 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,200 Who is Romeo? - You. 171 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:51,040 Goodnight, Juliet. - Goodnight, Romeo. 172 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:56,320 Goodnight, Juliet. - It's almost dawn, Romeo. 173 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,720 It's almost dawn. - No, you don't say that part. 174 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,000 Sleep falls on your eyes, peace in your chest! 175 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,400 Sleep, sleep... 176 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,600 Sleep falls on your eyes, peace in your chest! - Sleep falls.... 177 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,800 Silence please! 178 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,720 Enough. - Who is it? 179 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,840 Enough. The narration is all wrong. You must study your parts more... 180 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,720 Archibald used to hate poor narration. 181 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,920 Apart from the narration, Archibald is asleep. 182 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:31,080 Then he's sick. He never fell asleep during a show. 183 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,960 Perhaps he's diabetic? - Poor thing, we must call a narrator. 184 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,840 What? - A veterinarian. 185 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:44,120 He meant to say doctor. - Call a doctor and give him his pills. 186 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,880 One every six hours. Archibald... 187 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,560 Did you get that? - Sure I did. 188 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,080 The pills. - Every six hours. 189 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,960 What are you doing? - Setting the alarm... 190 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,040 He took the first pill at nine, the next one is at three. 191 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,320 Who's getting up at three? - You. 192 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,360 Why do I have to do it? - Because I set the alarm. 193 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,400 Couldn't I have set it and you wake up? 194 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,920 I'll only wake up if I have to strangle him. 195 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,440 I've caught a cold from running about all day. 196 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,960 Someone's knocking. - I heard. 197 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,960 Why don't you get up? - I'm getting up at three. 198 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,960 Who is it? - Gina. 199 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,680 Comenda has escaped. - Wake me up at midday. 200 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,680 Are you sure? - I was in his room... 201 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,960 It's all her fault, keeping the window open at night. 202 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,240 Yes, the poor Comenda had the heats. - He died from lung disease. 203 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,560 Close the door. - Please! 204 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,680 I'll take care of it. 205 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,160 Wake up. - Is it three? 206 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,840 Get up. - What is it? 207 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,800 You know what to do. 208 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,560 But the window is open and I've got a cold. 209 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,800 If she finds out, she'll send us both to look for him and it's cold tonight. 210 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:22,760 How will she find out? - She always says goodnight to him. 211 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,520 Goodnight, Archie. 212 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,440 Till tomorrow, my love. 213 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:11,960 What evil people... They've closed the window. 214 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:19,560 Your aunt still remembers your old habits. Happy, now? 215 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,080 Bless you, Archie. 216 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:32,160 There... It's horrendous. 217 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,520 What happened? - A monstrosity. 218 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,160 Where is Archibald? 219 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,160 Terrible night... 220 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,920 Time of the wolves. -... and cats. 221 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,040 What? - Cats are worse than wolves. 222 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,040 No one sends people out to look for wolves at night. 223 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,040 You're looking for a cat. On a night like this? 224 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,080 We agree, but the owner doesn't. - I see you don't like cats. 225 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,880 We don't like cats? 226 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,600 Cats don't go out in this weather, they stay at home. 227 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:25,520 Yes, but our cat is different. - A siamese? A persian? 228 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,720 A soriano? - An idiot. 229 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,000 Gina? 230 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:38,400 Gina, it's almost dawn. 231 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,960 What are you saying? - Sorry, I was asleep. 232 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:48,080 I can see that but what about my poor Archibald? 233 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,640 Aren't they back yet? - Quiet. 234 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:01,040 No, I thought it was him. It was the ears in my heart... 235 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,360 If you had a husband, you'd understand. 236 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:13,080 A husband like Archibald; smart, honest, good, intelligent... 237 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,480 ...in love, faithful. So faithful. 238 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:22,120 In 18 years of marriage he never cheated on me... 239 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,800 If he had betrayed me just once I would've died from the pain. 240 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,200 Did you hear? - It came from the basement. 241 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,920 It's him. Let's go. 242 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,360 Traitor. 243 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,680 Madam... 244 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,040 Madam... 245 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,760 Madam... 246 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,520 Are they deaf? - Maybe they're asleep. 247 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,640 Finally, you're here. Whenever something happens you disappear. 248 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,000 Disappear? We've spent all night looking for that damned cat. 249 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,360 She's dead. - Did you hear? He's dead. 250 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,160 Sure, with all the bad luck we brought him. 251 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,840 This is the death certificate. Sadly, I cannot do anymore. 252 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,360 Are you from the animal welfare society? 253 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,160 No, he's the vet. - I'm the doctor. 254 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,760 If they'd called a vet they might have saved him. 255 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:58,320 Not a chance. When I arrived we were already death's door. 256 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:04,880 What a terrible place to die. - I almost feel sorry for the poor animal. 257 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,880 Servants today don't have any respect. 258 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,120 You don't know what we've been through... 259 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,800 We don't care. In fact, we're happy. 260 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,280 What cynicism... 261 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:21,760 Did the lady suffer much? - She had no idea. 262 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,600 When she finds out she'll have a heart attack. 263 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,160 Ciccio... 264 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:47,720 Ciccio, it's Comenda's ghost. - Ghost? It's Archibald. 265 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,640 Archibald? Then who's dead? 266 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:57,000 The poor lady is dead. - The lady is dead? 267 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,840 Ciccio, how does that proverb go? - Which one? 268 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,640 Who dies peace. 269 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,760 What do we have to do to get some peace round here? 270 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,840 I understand. - Excuse me doctor... 271 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,840 Are you sure she's dead? - Sadly, yes. 272 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:22,600 Is it possible she appears to be dead but she isn't? 273 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,240 You mean in trance? No, definetely not. 274 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,720 Ciccio, if he rules it out, then let's proceed. 275 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,520 Archibald. 276 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,640 I, Marchesa Annarosa Cappellini, in my full faculties of body and mind 277 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,680 in abandoning this valley of tears forever, 278 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:47,240 which nevertheless was given to me comfortable from my unforgettable and beloved consort, 279 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,320 remembering those who guarded me 280 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:59,040 I cannot forget who was fond and faithful to me for years and years. 281 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,680 - Ciccio speaks of us, the good soul, she has never forgotten us. 282 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,600 - For us she was not a master, she was a mother. - A mother... 283 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:13,040 - And we were her two children to her... - Two children... two children... 284 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:19,200 So, first of all I will remember my devoted waitress Gina Bianchini 285 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,520 - Who is the maid Gina? - I... 286 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:29,920 - She. - To which I leave the villa I lived in until the last day. 287 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,160 Mamma Mia! 288 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,920 But as before you say that you can not forget about us and then leave the villa to you? 289 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,120 - There must be a mistake, read well. - You read... 290 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,440 Stop 291 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,280 So miss, do you accept the legacy or not? 292 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,760 - I... but I... - Listen if you don't want to accept, don't compliment, let's accept... 293 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,920 - Us, so the notary is not offended right? - No, no, but I accept, I accept. 294 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,400 You understand, as soon as one leaves a villa, there is immediately someone who accepts. 295 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,040 - Shut up please, can I go on? - Go where you want, go where you want... 296 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,800 Please go ahead. 297 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:09,000 All my other properties, as per the attached list, 298 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:16,760 I bequeathed to the International Body for the Protection of Abandoned Cats. 299 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,040 - But then what is she leaving us? - One moment, there is a burden for you. 300 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:28,520 A burden? A burden on the two of us? Ciccio I feel honored, what is it? 301 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,600 - Don't you know what a burden is? - No. 302 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,480 - It's a burden, he left us a burden. - A weight here... 303 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,120 No, the burden falls on the aforementioned body. 304 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,240 With the cost of an annuity of one million per month each 305 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:46,960 in favor of my faithful servants, Ciccio Lacapra and Franco Pipitone. 306 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,320 - An annuity - Ciccio... 307 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,200 - Millionaires, a million a month? 308 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,200 - Where are you going to spend your holidays, my boy? - Well, I haven't decided yet! 309 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,400 He hasn't decided. 310 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,800 One moment please, there is a condition. 311 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,240 The conditional? Which one, which one? 312 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,200 Provided that they take care of my beloved cat Archibald 313 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,880 and cherish it with love until the last day of his life. 314 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,440 Do you accept the bequest? 315 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:21,160 - The legacy yes, the condition no. - Impossible, it is a sine qua non. 316 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,040 Feel if the condition is yes or no, I'll tell you right away that I'm for no. 317 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,080 No, condition sine qua non is a Swiss saying. 318 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,880 - Singular or plural? - Accept by force. 319 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,120 We accept everything except the cat. 320 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:40,320 No, the cat is mandatory, where is he, where is he? I have to see it right away. 321 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:45,680 But why does he want to ask the cat if he accepts? Accept, accept, accept... 322 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,440 No, I have an obligation to check his physical condition, his health conditions. 323 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,360 - Well, he won the last match... - Bring him here. 324 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,040 - The cat? - Yes, the cat, what are you waiting for. 325 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,920 - What are we waiting for? - Well... 326 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,200 Well if we wait for the cat to come here, let's wait a long time. 327 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:07,400 - Speaking of waiting, couldn't our due be anticipated? - Which? 328 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,240 The two million, one by one... 329 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,640 When I see the cat I will make you pour them. Good morning gentlemen. 330 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,120 And goodnight. 331 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,000 See you later notary, of course with the cat, I respect... 332 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,160 If he prefers a real free range... 333 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,160 - The cat the cat. - The cat, the cat... 334 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,480 Ciccio you understand, to get the money you have to bring him Archibald. 335 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,360 - And we will bring it to him. - And how, where do we get it? 336 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,880 Ciccio, I really want to see how you will find him. 337 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,880 Because the notary knows him, does he know what the cat is like? 338 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,880 We go to the Trajan forum we find thousands of cats. 339 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,560 Be careful, pay attention to the hair... 340 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,280 Here, Mr. Notary, this is Archibald. 341 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,760 I don't think he looks like an animal grown up in comfort. 342 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Well, actually he is very down after the misfortune. 343 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,360 If you had seen him before, he was just another cat. 344 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,560 - That's already what I suspect. - How? 345 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,680 Whether it's another cat. 346 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,240 Do you say this is another cat? So who is sorry? 347 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:12,240 I am not interested in the identity of this cat, I care to determine if it is the one mentioned in the legacy. 348 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,720 We do not know this if he is retired, he has not completed 65 years, it does not seem to me to be... 349 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,120 But how do you know that this isn't Archibald? 350 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,840 - It's easy, one moment - What are you doing? 351 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,720 - With the identicat! - The screen, what is Carosello doing? 352 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,080 The bazooka? 353 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,400 That's Archibald. 354 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,880 Right profile. 355 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,960 Left profile. 356 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,200 Front. 357 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,520 Whole body. 358 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,440 This is an impostor. - Doesn't he look like him? 359 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,880 I don't think so. 360 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,200 I bet I could show you a photograph of myself you didn't think was me. 361 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,640 That isn't him. 362 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:21,080 Perhaps the notary is right, we must have picked up his cousin. 363 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,120 I thought we had the right one. 364 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,120 I warn you... 365 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:34,120 If you try this trick again, I have enough proof here to identify him... 366 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,000 This card has all his precise physical measurements. 367 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,000 Exact measurements of his whiskers and his ears... 368 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,200 The distance between his ears... 369 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,240 ...and that's not all. 370 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,440 Please observe... 371 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,920 All four of his paw prints. 372 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,160 You won't be able to fool me. 373 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,640 Sorry. 374 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,760 - Do the soles of your feet hurt? - No soles, my feet hurt ... 375 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,360 - Unfortunately we cannot rest on our laurels. - But which laurels... 376 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,720 I rest on the bench. 377 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,800 Put your shoes back on and let's go. We must find him before it's too late... 378 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:46,560 His feet might change. - If that cat wanted to upset us... 379 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,240 ...he'd emigrate to Australia. 380 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,000 Let's go. - Wait, let me put my shoe on. 381 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,280 Archibald... 382 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,880 Are you still looking for that cat? - I'm afraid so. 383 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:07,000 Have you seen it? - How do I know which one it is? 384 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,280 He's called Archibald. 385 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,640 I saw one recently with a sausage in it's mouth. 386 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,160 That's him. - Where did you see him? 387 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:21,160 He jumped into's villa. It's the old building down there. 388 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,600 Good afternoon. 389 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,280 What a beautiful cat. 390 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,960 Poor cat. What's wrong? 391 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600 Are you upset? 392 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,640 Count, is this your beautiful cat? - If you'll excuse me. 393 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,400 Cat? What cat? - Didn't he escape? 394 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,280 It wasn't a black cat, was it? - No, there it is. 395 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,120 It's a siamese cat, thank God. 396 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,520 Superstitious? - Me? No, but my wife is. 397 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120 It's terrible. - Shouldn't we dine, uncle? 398 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,920 It's a bit early. - It's almost 11. 399 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,280 Already? Excuse me. 400 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,800 Another dry Martini, professor? - It's my fourth. 401 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,560 Cheers. 402 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,520 Excuse me, Count. - What is it now? 403 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,160 Archibald... 404 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,600 Are you looking at her instead of looking for the cat? 405 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,760 The cat is important but she's a real beauty. 406 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,680 You're always the fool. - Are you so sure? 407 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,880 Archibald... 408 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,240 Those two? - Yes, sir. 409 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,280 Excuse me a moment gentlemen. 410 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,960 Come here. - Is it our suits? 411 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,560 I know everything. 412 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,200 He knows everything. 413 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,120 Antonietta, please... Antonietta. 414 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:01,480 Antonietta accompany this gentleman. If you want to look for your cat... 415 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,040 ...you can go where you want. Upstairs, downstairs, the basement, the attic. 416 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,400 Us two in the attic? - Of course. 417 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,640 Let's go. 418 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,080 And me? - You'll come with me. 419 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,240 You'll come with me. 420 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,880 Come, don't worry. 421 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,720 Come on... Please. 422 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,720 Please, sit down. - Where? 423 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,360 At the table. 424 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,960 Tell them we're ready. Where's the Countess? 425 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,600 On the phone. - Go. 426 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,520 There are so many wonderful guests... 427 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:54,800 The Duchess with her husband, Professor Cagnetti, the... 428 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,840 What did you say? Le Blanche? 429 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,720 They had to go to Zurich. - Let me speak. 430 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,320 I get it, they cancelled and now there are 13 of you... 431 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:13,800 ...so you thought of us. No, Angela, forget it! 432 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,320 Witch. I feel ill. 433 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,240 Let's have dinner. - Over my dead body. 434 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:26,480 I have a collapse, invent an excuse, indeed I have a really collapse ... 435 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,000 We'll be 13 at the table because of you. 436 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,400 - What? - Really... 437 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,520 I found an extra guest. - You're so great, Alphonso. 438 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,600 I feel better. - Finally. 439 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,200 My dear, my dear all... 440 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,720 Good evening! 441 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,040 Please allow me to introduce you to a classmate of mine. 442 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,560 - Yes, of Corso Garibaldi. - But what does he say? Officers student course. 443 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,520 But then you are also an Officer of the Reserve? 444 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,000 Of the Reformation, I was reformed. 445 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,640 Dear there are guests standing, please. 446 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,880 It's true. I'm so sorry. 447 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,360 Please be seated. 448 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,720 Here on the ground floor there is none, 449 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,440 shall we check the attic or the basement? Where do you prefer? 450 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,720 I'd start in your room. - I'm getting annoyed... 451 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,040 I'll slap you. - What was that, then? 452 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,640 Antonietta! 453 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,440 Haven't we met before in Cannes? - I've never been. 454 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,360 Monte Carlo, St Tropez or Paris, perhaps? 455 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,120 No, perhaps at Upim or Standa? 456 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:50,000 Please excuse us. My wife and I have another urgent appointment. 457 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,080 One moment. 458 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,480 Did you do something to her? - No. 459 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,960 Alphonso, I'm starting to feel ill. 460 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,880 What happened? - Tell him. 461 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,800 Nothing. - Speak up. 462 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,880 The individual seated next to my wife is a waiter. 463 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,280 I recognised him. 464 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:41,360 We can make him change place. - I won't sit at the same table as him. 465 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,840 Yes, dear. 466 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:49,760 If you want us to stay, get rid of him. - It's him or us. 467 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,360 Right... Excuse me. 468 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,080 If we send them away we'll lose our social status. 469 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:04,880 But we'll be left with 12 guests. If he goes we're left with 13. 470 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,640 Giusseppe, accompany our guests. - Very well, let's eat. 471 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,840 Where are you going? You've betrayed us. 472 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,400 Tomorrow you will receive my godparents. 473 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,840 Wait a moment... 474 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,080 Have you started yet? - Laudomia! 475 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,400 I'm not as bad as they say. I've come to save your evening. 476 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:56,440 Good evening, everyone. When I heard, I came straight here. 477 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,600 My God... My God. - Please, Alphonso. 478 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,760 Excuse me, come with me. Please, come with me. 479 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,160 Excuse me. 480 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,560 Come this way. Sit down. 481 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,400 Why? - What do you care... 482 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,760 If you eat here or there it's the same. 483 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:38,160 Can I ask... - Eat, eat. It's getting cold. 484 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,080 Everything okay? 485 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,760 Gentlemen... 486 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,800 Mr. Marquis Le Blanch... 487 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,800 Hello, everyone. I'm sorry I'm late, I've come from the airport. 488 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,120 Don't worry. There are two of them. 489 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,400 Here I am... Dear! 490 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,720 Simonetta? - She's at home with the children... 491 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,400 The servants are on holiday. - My God. 492 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,320 I understand. Excuse me. 493 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,040 Are you okay? - A collapse. 494 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,440 Don't make a scene. Please, come with me. 495 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,280 Sit down. 496 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,000 Sit down. 497 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,520 No, no... and no! - A kiss? 498 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,240 Stop it. I'll have the Count kick you out. 499 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:02,400 Don't kick me out. It will be my ruin. 500 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,080 Then stop. - I won't touch you again. 501 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,360 This cat is important to me. - Is he a pedigree? 502 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,760 Yes, really... If Ciccio and I find that cat... 503 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,800 ...we'll earn $2500 a month. 504 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,640 $2500 a month? - A bit for me and a bit for him. 505 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,440 What are you waiting for? My love! 506 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:32,800 What did you just say? - I liked you from the start. 507 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,160 Then you'll give me a kiss? - Of course. 508 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:42,040 I'll give you the rest when we find that cat. 509 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,120 Of course. Get ready. I'll be there in five minutes. 510 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,720 I must leave immediately. 511 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,080 Thank you. Goodbye. 512 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,960 Goodbye, everyone. 513 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,680 I understand. 514 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,920 What's happening? 515 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,240 Gentlemen... 516 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,520 The Marquess Le Blanche. 517 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,360 Dearest Nora, I found a babysitter at the last minute... 518 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,200 Here I am for your meal. - Alphonso? 519 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,040 I'm here, dear. I understand. 520 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,840 Giuseppe... 521 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,960 Where is he? - Who? 522 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,240 The gentleman with the moustache. 523 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,360 Perhaps he's looking for the cat? - We must find him... 524 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,680 You look in the basement, I'll check upstairs. 525 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,840 Archibald! 526 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,040 We'll never find the cat like this. 527 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,160 Stop it. 528 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,800 He didn't even touch me. - No, no. Come with me. 529 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,440 It was her. 530 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,080 He's messed up my hair. 531 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,480 I swear, we were look for the cat. - 'looking' for the cat. 532 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,920 You as well? 533 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,560 Archibald? 534 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,720 I'm sorry, I thought I heard the cat. 535 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:06,600 I heard it as well, but it's not here. 536 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,960 Ciccio? - Yes? 537 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,840 Franco's friend? - Yes. 538 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,080 No... Let's think about the cat first. 539 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:22,400 And after? - You can do what you want with me. 540 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,360 If I tell Franco he won't believe me. 541 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,920 More... More. 542 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,040 Waiter... Waiter! Come here. 543 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,040 You haven't understood a thing. There... Let's do it like this. 544 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,040 He's even marked my trousers. 545 00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:00,720 Something wrong? I get it. 546 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,960 Get this down you. 547 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,840 Madam? - We're on dessert. 548 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,120 Go away. - Get him. 549 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,960 The Germans! 550 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:29,200 Get him... Get him! 551 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,160 Over there. 552 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,720 Let's grab the cat and get out of here. 553 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,960 Get out of the way. 554 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,080 Stop. 555 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,400 Thief. 556 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,040 Stand still. 557 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,760 Where is he? - Excuse me. 558 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,120 Get him. 559 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,520 I think I've found him. - The door! 560 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:30,960 Get out of the way. - Don't let him get away. 561 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,200 What are you doing? Do you want to play? 562 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,880 Do you want some dessert? 563 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,760 I'm sorry... 564 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,560 I thought you were the cat. 565 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,440 He's got to be here. 566 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,040 I'm sorry, 567 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,120 Throw them out! 568 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,000 Archibald! 569 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,920 Who is it? How dare you? 570 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,320 No, Alphonso. You can't... 571 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,960 The Admiral hasn't left, he's just gone to the bathroom. 572 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,240 Take them back inside. - Take us inside. 573 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,560 Throw them out. - Throw us out. 574 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:18,760 You can't, we'll be left with 13. Take them inside. 575 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,160 I want us to remain as 13. Throw them out. 576 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,400 Alphonso, don't be al'fonzo - What is it? 577 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,840 Hear anything? - He walked away. 578 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,840 What? A month? 579 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,320 $2000. 580 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,400 How's the research going? 581 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:02,040 Gentlemen, you can both relax. The doors and windows are closed... 582 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,640 The cat can't escape. - Good. 583 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,000 Where is he? 584 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,720 Hurry, find this cat. I can't take any more... 585 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,680 I'm about to collapse, hurry up! 586 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,160 See who it is. 587 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,440 I've seen them. 588 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,920 It's the telephone. 589 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:31,760 Hello? Who's talking? - I've seen Archibald, hurry. 590 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,960 Yes? No! 591 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,120 Yes? 592 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,320 Wait. 593 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,480 I'll tell him the news. 594 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,960 You'll give me a heart attack. - What is it? 595 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,760 They've found Archibald. - Where? 596 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,600 Give us the address. - Via Dei Gelsi, 32. 597 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,520 Are you sure? - I'm certain it was him... 598 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,320 ...walking underneath that window. - But I don't see him? 599 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,240 No, he's inside now. - Why didn't you get him? 600 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,280 I tried to get him but they wouldn't let me inside... 601 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,320 It's an embassy. 602 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,920 Did you understand? The cat has applied for political asylum. 603 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,360 Why don't you try to get in? Just don't use that door. 604 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,720 How can we? - I've got an idea... 605 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:21,080 I'll pretend to be the American president and you can be my lawyer. 606 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,720 Who'll believe us? - Right, you don't look like a lawyer. 607 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,200 I have another idea... - Yes? 608 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,680 We can't use the door, so we'll use a window. 609 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,560 They'll let us in through the window? 610 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,720 No, but we'll still get in. - How? 611 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,280 We'll sneak in. 612 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,080 The embassy, your excellency, is fitted with the highest security... 613 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:43,040 There are two policemen for every window, and another twenty in the corridors... 614 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:51,840 ...and offices. If this assassin makes an attempt on your life... 615 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,760 ...you'll have the security you deserve. - I have no doubt, ambassador... 616 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,600 I can count on your trust and I feel no danger here... 617 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,120 As you can see, I'm perfectly calm. 618 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,720 It's the intercom. 619 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,320 What is it? - The police chief is here to see you. 620 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,920 Let him in. 621 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:26,640 Why is the window closed? - Do you think it's dangerous? 622 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,640 We might die of heat exhaustion if we don't get some air in here. 623 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,800 I've got a cold, you know. 624 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:37,880 Let me introduce. He's the prime minister. 625 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,680 It's a pleasure. 626 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:44,280 His excellencies secretary, doctor Martinez. 627 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,160 It's a pleasure. 628 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:51,800 Mr. Smith from the C.I.A, American secret service. 629 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:59,000 Proietti Commissioner of the Rome Police Headquarters. 630 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:05,400 Whenever I'm sent on an important mission I always catch a cold. 631 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,080 The ministry of the exterior, communicates... 632 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:14,360 That your excellencies opponents, benefitting from your short stay in Italy... 633 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,200 ...want to assassinate you. 634 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:21,320 I want to know the precautions the Italian government has taken to protect me? 635 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,240 I don't know. 636 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,760 But... 637 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,400 His excellency is already under the protection of the United States. 638 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,680 Listen to my proposal and let's get one thing clear... 639 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:41,480 I am in charge here and you will do exactly as I say. 640 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,280 Excellent... 641 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,320 We are on the same side right? - Yes. 642 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,840 Tell me everything you know about this case. 643 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,160 I don't know much... 644 00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:01,640 All I know is he has hired someone for this job. 645 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,120 A killer? - It might be a kilo... 646 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,800 ...a kilo and a half. I know they call him Cat. 647 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,920 The Cat. Do you know anything about him? 648 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,120 No. 649 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:19,640 The Cat is a very smart assassin. I meant to say very evil... 650 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:24,760 ...and very dangerous, because no one knows what he looks like. 651 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,200 No one alive has ever seen the Cat's face. 652 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,640 Keep walking. 653 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:34,080 Wait a moment. 654 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,600 We caught them trying to get in through a window. 655 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,080 The first person to move will get a bullet between the eyes. 656 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,000 What were you looking for? - The cat. 657 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,120 The Cat? Here? 658 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,200 In the embassy? 659 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,920 He escaped while these men were aprehending us. 660 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,240 You let him get away? - We didn't see anything, Mr Smith. 661 00:56:56,240 --> 00:57:00,560 How did he escape? - He jumped from one window to another. 662 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,920 We didn't see anyone jumping from a window. 663 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,600 Who is this guy? - Silence. 664 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,920 Are you sure of what you say? - I'm sure. You tell him... 665 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,840 You say it better. - We're very sure. 666 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,480 Gentlemen, please leave the room. - Thanks. 667 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,680 Stay where you are. Us three are going to have a little talk. 668 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,600 Us three need to have a little talk. 669 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,880 Need a hand? 670 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,880 I prefer to do this alone. 671 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,880 Your excellency, let him deal with this. 672 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,960 Where's the toilet? 673 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,680 Now to us... 674 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,600 Either you talk or I'll have them torture you. 675 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,280 He wants to torture us. - Excuse me, but let's be practical... 676 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,760 Instead of torturing us, can you tell us what we should be talking about? 677 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,320 You know very well. - I don't. 678 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,000 The Cat. - Why didn't you say so? 679 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,080 What do you want to know? - Everything. 680 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,560 Tell me the truth... Do you know him? 681 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,600 You know him? 682 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,360 Of course we know Archibald. - Archibald? 683 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,000 Who is he? - The cat. 684 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,120 He's called Archibald. And? 685 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,600 That's all we know. 686 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:32,280 Could you find him again? - We must find that murderer. 687 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,360 Are you connected to him or not? 688 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:39,640 No, we're not married but we are friends. - He didn't say conjugal... 689 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,720 He asked us if we were with the cat or not? 690 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,680 With the cat. 691 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,040 We are against toothpaste... Against the cat. 692 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,680 But we need to be together. - We must. 693 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,120 One million each immediately, the others ... 694 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,600 The others then! 695 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,680 Later, later, monthly payment later ... 696 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:23,800 If I let you go, what will you do? - We'll look for the cat. 697 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,760 Really? 698 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,520 He'll say it because he pronounce the S better. 699 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,560 Very sure. 700 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,360 What are you waiting for? 701 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,240 You can't go. - Can we or can't we? 702 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,200 You can't go in such conditions. 703 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:56,920 Get undressed and have a bath. - No, not the bath. 704 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:12,880 This is Evelyn, my assistant. - A pleasure, Proietti. 705 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:19,080 These two buttons are actually two microphones... 706 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,400 ...with a minaturised antenna. 707 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:28,920 Attached to their jackets, we'll be able to hear everything... 708 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:32,320 ...and follow them safely, without being seen. 709 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:36,800 They will lead us to the Cat. Understood? 710 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:41,760 Who knows where he is? While we risked our lives... 711 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,360 ...in that bathroom. What if we fell in? 712 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,480 Did you see the water in it? - Don't exaggerate. 713 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,720 You're tall, I'm not. - Don't be so desperate... 714 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,640 Not all evils come to harm 715 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,800 And what is this evil that does not come to cook? - To harm! 716 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,720 What is it? 717 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:06,120 After the bath we've just had the cat won't recognise our scent so he'll be easier to catch. 718 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:09,320 Silence, officer. You made me miss the last word. 719 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:14,320 I've got a cold. Don't the FBI ever catch a cold? 720 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,720 They've gone in a shop. - Silence, please. 721 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,120 Have you seen our cat? 722 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,160 I haven't seen him. It's been a few days now. 723 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,240 He's not sick is he? - No, no. 724 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,800 420 lire at the cash desk, thanks. 725 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,200 But didn't he say that no one knows the Cat? 726 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,560 Here is Pinino who knows him. 727 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,600 And you have Pinino arrested. - But why? 728 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,920 But how why? He knows the Cat, you lock him up and I interrogate him afterwards. 729 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,920 But people like that in Italy cannot be arrested. 730 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,720 Come on Commissioner, I will direct the inquiries here. 731 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:47,240 Then I get through the troubles. Hello, this is the Commissioner... 732 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,280 What do you want? 733 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,880 Let's go. 734 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,400 I haven't done anything. 735 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,280 Are you sure you haven't seen him? - I'm positive. 736 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,960 "I can recognise him straight away..." 737 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:25,080 He knows him as well. - He might just know him in passing. 738 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,160 Perhaps he only knows him superficially. 739 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,680 Whoever knows the Cat must be arrested, then I'll interrogate them. 740 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,760 Then I'll get it from head office. 741 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,320 Hello? It's me again. 742 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,640 Let's go let's go... - One moment ma'am. 743 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,480 Looking for the cat? I haven't seen him today. 744 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,680 Will you serve me or not? - Just half ounce to go. 745 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,160 Leave it. I don't need it today. 746 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,440 The billiard hall. 747 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,880 The butcher. - What? The butcher as well? 748 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,840 I won't arrest the butcher. - What kind of policeman are you? 749 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:11,120 Are you scared of arresting people? - There are rules, we need authorisation. 750 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:16,480 You can send it tomorrow by post. - And they'll send me to Sardinia. 751 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,560 Hello? It's still me. 752 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,440 I bet he's in here. - Let's try. 753 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,800 Open your ears. 754 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,160 I haven't seen him. - He always plays here. 755 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,200 I know him well. The one who plays billiards. 756 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,480 That's him. - I've seen him. 757 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,480 In here? - No, near my home. 758 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,840 He can't have gone so far. - He must have taken the bus. 759 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:50,160 Are you sure it was him? - Sure, my brother saw him as well. 760 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,960 Didn't we see him? - Yes, yes. 761 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,120 It's him. - His brother saw him as well. 762 01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:00,400 Everyone knows the Cat. - Then arrest them all. 763 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,320 Call the station. 764 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,680 Hello? Yes, it's still Proietti 765 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,320 Arrest them all. 766 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:12,680 Arrest them all. Everyone you see. 767 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,840 I'll tell you why we're here; it's that damned cat's fault. 768 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,680 It was a joke. - Tell the judge it was a joke. 769 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:25,000 Those guys are so dumb it should be legal. 770 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,840 We were only making fun of them, what's so bad? 771 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:32,720 Didn't you steal their money? - I only had enough for one meal. 772 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,800 Of course, the prosecutor and the president of the court! 773 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,840 But no, Franco and Ciccio! 774 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:43,560 Maybe, but a friend of mine gave him 3 years for a similar joke. 775 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,920 Besides, if it was for the Cat, the owner of the pool room had to be here too. 776 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,320 If they arrested him too, we were 4. - So? 777 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,960 More than 3, conspiracy. 778 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,440 There he is. - Here I am. 779 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,320 Let's go. 780 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 What have I got to do with it? 781 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,320 This isn't a prison cell, it's a bus. 782 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,200 ...and these are the two guys who know the Cat. 783 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,280 My friend works miracles. 784 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:35,640 We'll let them have it. He'll take care of them. 785 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,680 You could at least say bless you. 786 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,640 This was our great result. cold. 787 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:04,520 I caught this cold chasing those two who were looking for a cat. 788 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,440 I couldn't... - Silence. 789 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:11,560 It was a real cat, the witnesses have confirmed it. 790 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,480 A cat with four legs and a tail. 791 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:20,920 What am I going to do with this? This is what I'll do. 792 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:24,360 Want to see what I'm doing with this? Here it is! 793 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,920 Yes, it's me. 794 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,360 Be careful Joe, the Cat has got a photo of those two. 795 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,840 The Cat has committed the same mistake as us. 796 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,520 Which is? 797 01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:00,320 He thinks those two can identify him so he wants to kill them... 798 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:04,040 Isn't it fantastic? - Not for them two. 799 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:09,160 Rubbish, we'll follow them, we'll save them and we'll capture the Cat. 800 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,960 Where could they be now? 801 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,440 They've got microphones on their jackets, we just have to listen. 802 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,960 Damn you, commissioner. You broke it. 803 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,320 Who are you calling? - Gina. 804 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,240 What if he's gone back home while we were out? 805 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,680 Don't forget, he's got a wife and children. 806 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:49,520 Cats are close to their families. - I thought they only loved mice. 807 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,160 Hello? Tell me. 808 01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,280 The cat? Yes, he's here. 809 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,960 See? He's gone back home. 810 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,240 Gina, don't let him escape. Tie him up. 811 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:12,440 Don't worry he's not going anywhere. - Okay, we're on our way. 812 01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:17,080 They're coming here. - Very good. 813 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,480 What do you want from Franco and Ciccio? 814 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,280 Nothing. 815 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,280 We just need to talk about... 816 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,480 ...the Cat. 817 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:42,920 Where is he? 818 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,480 Good morning. Who is he? 819 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:51,680 He wants to talk to you about the Cat. - Everyone has a story about this cat. 820 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:56,120 Two million a month is a lot of cash. - So, if you capture him... 821 01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:00,360 ...they'll give you two million a month? - The cheques already signed. 822 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:04,000 And you two are hunting him. - Hunting him? 823 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:08,520 There's no holding us back! - He won't get away this time. 824 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,400 Good... 825 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,480 Good. - Thank you. 826 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,240 Who told you the Cat was running away? 827 01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,840 We just know. - Yes, we know him. 828 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:28,040 You mean the Cat is scared of you? - Of course he is, we always kicked him... 829 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:30,600 But from now on, things are changing around here... 830 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,320 Including our tactics; when I get him in my hands... 831 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:39,000 I'll tear out his whiskers, one by one, and replace his eye with his knee... 832 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,880 I'll put his tail in his ear and his nose... Where will I put his nose? 833 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,880 I understand, calm down... 834 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,320 That's only what he'll do, but if I find him... 835 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,520 Enough. - I say that. I'm in charge round here. 836 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,840 We're going to deal with the cat now, you can go. 837 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,120 He's right. 838 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,800 The Cat is going to deal with you. 839 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:05,840 Let's go upstairs. 840 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,480 Go up. 841 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,120 Come on. 842 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,520 Go up. 843 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,200 This is unbelievable, what have we got to do with the S.S? 844 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,840 The queen of spades, it means death. 845 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,080 We've brought a new one, your excellency. 846 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,680 We made it. - You took your time. 847 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:45,760 We're in Rome, there's traffic. We stand a risk of paralysis. 848 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,840 Synchronise the microphones. - Yes, Mr Smith. 849 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,960 We've made contact. 850 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:17,440 I've already checked it. 851 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:26,760 I'm sorry... 852 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,520 It was all a missunderstanding, but there's nothing I can do... 853 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,480 You didn't know me before. - Perhaps that was better? 854 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,400 But now you know me... - That's the problem. 855 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,560 So you must die. - I don't want to die. 856 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:43,600 No one can ever know what the Cat looks like. 857 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,240 He's got to them before us. 858 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,800 I know so much that those have a bad end. 859 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:02,080 Do you know what this is? - An easter egg. 860 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,760 No... It's a bomb. 861 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,040 Then be careful, if you drop it... -... it will break. 862 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:13,080 Fool. It will explode. - No, it won't. It's a timebomb. 863 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:17,320 It's watchmakers bomb so it won't go off unless he says so. 864 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:20,360 It will explode... 865 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,760 When I want it to. - I've got an appointment at three. 866 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,680 Yes, with death. There... 867 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:33,040 In ten minutes it will explode. - It will explode! 868 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,560 Ten minutes... 869 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,880 We've got exactly ten minutes to save them. 870 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,920 We don't know where they are? - We need to trace the signal... 871 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,560 Trace the line. 872 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:52,120 Ten minutes? I'll be lucky to get to the ground floor. 873 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,520 Listen, Cat. Can't you make it half an hour? What's it to you? 874 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,120 Ten minutes isn't enough time to say goodbye to life. 875 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:18,520 We've got so many relatives to wish goodbye, we must send cards... 876 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,040 Another half-day. What does it cost you? 877 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,560 Ten minutes... 878 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,520 It's more than enough time for me to reach my car. 879 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,080 Goodnight. 880 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,560 Goodnight? - He wants us to die here? 881 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:40,360 What if the bomb goes off? I'm scared of the bomb. 882 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,720 It's behind you. - Ciccio, do something. 883 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:27,120 Don't you see? He left the window open. 884 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:33,760 Close the window, there's a draught. - Quiet, fool. We'll never get past the bars. 885 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,800 Idiots, we've got to get the bomb downstairs. 886 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,440 Move towards the bomb. 887 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:57,160 Hurry. Make it fall down. 888 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,960 Ciccio, I'm worried it will explode. 889 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,040 From what the Cat said, it shouldn't explode. 890 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,440 But the Cat is a feline, and you shouldn't trust them. 891 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:12,720 I'm worried it will explode. - It will if you don't hurry. 892 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:27,000 You idiot, the bomb didn't explode. - But it fell right on my foot. 893 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,280 Did you hurt yourself? - Kick it. 894 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:33,600 Kick what? - The bomb. 895 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,960 Are you mad? - If you don't, we'll be pulverised. 896 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,440 Okay. - Hurry. 897 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,720 My foot's in the right place. 898 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,760 Why are you rolling it towards me? Roll it towards the window. 899 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,080 I'll blow at it. 900 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,920 I hit the post. 901 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:23,680 Keep moving. Don't just lie there. 902 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:27,000 We've still got two or three minutes left. 903 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000 Be quiet. We won't make it. 904 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:44,600 Three, now she's arrived. Did you hurt yourself? 905 01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:51,720 It's the end. - No... No. 906 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,600 What are you doing? Laughing? 907 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,080 What are you doing? - I'm crying. 908 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,560 Look... Look. 909 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,640 The cat. 910 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:53,440 I see him, he's coming here to... 911 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,960 What is he doing? No, the other side. 912 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:03,600 Towards the bars. - He's going there. 913 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,440 The other way. 914 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,800 Come on. 915 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:26,160 Yes, come on. Knock it down. 916 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:31,200 There's three kilo's of sausages waiting for you. 917 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,600 More... You're almost there. 918 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,960 Knock the bomb down. 919 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,280 I'm sorry if I ever kicked you. 920 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,920 Push it... Push it. 921 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,280 What is this smoke? 922 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,360 The hands... The hands. - Thank you. 923 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,600 Thank you. 924 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,880 Thank you for saving my life. 925 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,800 You really were very lucky. 926 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:04,360 Bless you. 927 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:12,760 You were very lucky... You had to die and instead... 928 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,000 Bless you. - Thanks. 929 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,720 The Cat is dead. - Archibald. 930 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,480 Where is he? - Where was he? 931 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,880 What's happened? 932 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:42,040 Archibald... 933 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:52,040 Are you crying over poor Archibald? - No, I'm crying over the money we lost. 934 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,520 I understand you. 935 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,560 Ciccio! 936 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:03,400 It's him. - It's him. 937 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:07,520 It really is him. - Follow him. 938 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:26,920 Are you ready? How long does it take to clean this car? 939 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:30,160 Ready miss, always at your orders. 940 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:50,440 I consign to you Comenda, ensure he goes on a splendid walk. 941 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,760 Pleasant walk, Comenda. 942 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,920 Nice walk, Comenda. 943 01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:01,480 Excuse me while I close your door. 70233

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