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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,972 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,722 LOUISE: Okay, this ketchup is full and... 3 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,725 Oh, no, Gene, watch out, he's attacking your ketchup! 4 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,226 Oh, my gosh, it's a ketchup battle! 5 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,028 Did we even know these two were archenemies? 6 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,530 Aah! My ketchup is a pacifist! 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,198 Louise, please don't fight with the ketchup. 8 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:32,633 Or it becomes our restaurant's new thing 9 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:33,901 and we finally get rich? 10 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,002 - No. - Yes. 11 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,136 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Teddy. - Teddy! 12 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,905 - Hi. - Hello to you. 13 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,306 (exhales) Hey, Teddy. 14 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,675 Wow. Thirsty, Linda? Also, water? Ew. 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,143 Oh, boy, here it comes. 16 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,112 It's part of this whole thing Ginger told me about. 17 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,181 She read an article that said it takes 21 days 18 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,482 to form a new habit. 19 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,518 So, my new healthy habit is drinking more water. 20 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,921 That's great, Linda. Not worth it, but good for you. 21 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,589 Yeah. I just have to train myself 22 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,392 to drink ten glasses of water a day for the rest of my life. 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,160 Ten is a lot. I-I think I drink one? 24 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,596 - A-And it's coffee. - So, what are we having, Teddy? 25 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,364 I actually need to get my food to go today. 26 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,933 Oh, why aren't you eating here? 27 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,334 - Too much water talk. - Sort of, but also, 28 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,669 I got to head out to the rec center 29 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,070 to work on a wrestling ring. 30 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,438 Wait, wait. A wrestling ring? 31 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,073 - For what? - And don't say wrestling. 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,509 It's for the Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation. 33 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,644 They're a group of local performance artists who dress up 34 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,447 like crabs and lobsters and stuff, and then they fight. 35 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,883 What? This is happening in our town? 36 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,318 Our dumb town is cool? 37 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,620 Yeah, I think it started at Lobsterfest one year 38 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,888 and it just kept going. 39 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,690 Why wouldn't it? Teddy, do you get to see 40 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,359 any giant, fighting crabs when you're working on the ring? 41 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,628 Oh, yeah. You know they're people in costumes, right? 42 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:35,762 I-I said that, right? 43 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,197 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take me with you. 44 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,665 I want to see giant crab people fight. 45 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,068 I mean, I also want to see them start a calypso band, 46 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,135 but I'll take what I can get. 47 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:43,403 I'm a fan of the wrestling butts. 48 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,405 - I mean, arts. - What do you think, Bob? 49 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,474 It might be a cultural experience? 50 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,077 Come on, Dad. Listen to your hydrated wife. 51 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,912 - Okay, fine, go. - Yes! 52 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,147 But don't do stuff that's not good. 53 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,583 - Well put. - Uh, okay. Taking kids to a job. 54 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,419 That's a responsible and probably fine thing to do. 55 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,188 And while you kids are out, your mom's gonna drink 56 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,456 six more glasses of water. 57 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,558 So we're both gonna have a cool day. 58 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,126 TEDDY: Okay, now, 59 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,327 don't step on anything sharp 60 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,729 and don't stand near anything heavy 61 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,764 and if anyone says, "Hey, you're not supposed to be here," 62 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,633 - just run. - LOUISE: Rules to live by. 63 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,001 And maybe keep kind of quiet. 64 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,271 - Holy crap! - I think you mean, "holy crab"? 65 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,472 Okay, I'm gonna get working on the ring 66 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,307 and also pretend I don't know you guys. 67 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,010 Hello, I'm Gene. I'm allergic to you. 68 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,611 ISOPOD: So we're thinking grand slam, riptide, 69 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:28,248 crabby-jabby-power-up, and then claw-drop and we're out. 70 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,017 Such a beautiful language. 71 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,653 Hmm. It still feels like it's missing something. 72 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,054 Maybe a few pinch-clinchers? 73 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,756 You're gonna bring down the house with a pinch-clincher? 74 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,990 Um, what if you guys did, like, 75 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,959 a body-switch decapitation-type move? 76 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,327 - SPIDER CRAB: What's that? - ISOPOD: What? 77 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,562 Like, say, you bite off his head, 78 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,729 and he bites off your head, 79 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,031 then you guys switch heads 80 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,699 and then start doing each other's moves. 81 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,768 Or forget it. Never mind. Tina, stop talking. 82 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,102 - What? - CAROL: Uh, who are you? 83 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,237 - Um... - Uh... 84 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:51,638 - Run! - TEDDY: Sorry, Carol. 85 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,740 Sorry. Kids, uh, this is Carol. 86 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,908 She's the, uh... 87 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,877 Creative director and show announcer 88 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,212 for Crustacean Nation. 89 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,214 Teddy, I didn't know you were a dad. 90 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,515 He's not our dad. He just took us here 91 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,450 - from our home. - Okay. 92 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,319 - But he's friends with our dad. - Best friends. 93 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,920 A lot of people say best friends. 94 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,488 The kids wanted to come see the wrestlers, 95 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,891 but I can make them wait in the back of my truck. 96 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:11,725 That's safe, right? 97 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,327 Well, hold on. I sort of want to hear 98 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,862 the rest of this bunny kid's idea. 99 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,864 You're saying actually switch heads? 100 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,600 Um, yeah. Switch heads and switch moves. 101 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,968 Hmm. Could try it. 102 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,469 Those heads come off pretty easy, right? 103 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,004 - ISOPOD: Uh-huh. - Go rip each other's heads off. 104 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,739 - BOTH: Okay. - All right, I'm gonna step back 105 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,443 over here and keep doing a really good job. Goodbye. 106 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,645 - (thuds) - Thanks, kid. Oh, boy, the Nautilus 107 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,680 just got stuck in the door again. 108 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,082 Hold on, Devon. Don't move. 109 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,350 You're gonna tear your umbilicus. 110 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,318 - Excuse me, folks. - Wait, uh, Carol. 111 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,889 What if someone like us-- someone just like us-- 112 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,791 wanted to be in the show, to wrestle? 113 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,660 Oh, I don't know. Actually wrestling? 114 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,029 I mean, for starters, you're a kid, no offense. 115 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,665 And you, or this someone, would need a costume. 116 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,034 That's kind of a big part of our deal here. 117 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,904 Oh, wow, come to think of it, we have costumes. 118 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,372 Sea cucumber costumes. 119 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,741 We do? Oh, you mean our pickle costumes? 120 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,943 No, our sea cucumber costumes. 121 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,012 Remember our really great sea cucumber costumes? 122 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,181 She says pickle when she means sea cucumber. 123 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:09,383 And we could write a story line that you're just gonna love. 124 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,518 Especially if you love calypso music. 125 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,987 Huh. I mean, your head-switch idea was pretty good. 126 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,757 Tell you what, next practice is Tuesday at 4:00. 127 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,258 Come with your costumes and ideas. 128 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,460 If I like it, maybe I'll give you a shot 129 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,628 at our show on Saturday. 130 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,297 - Yes. - DEVON: Uh, a little help? 131 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,365 - Uh, a little... - CAROL: Sorry, Devon. I'm coming, I'm coming. 132 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,235 Ugh, he needs to come out of his shell. Literally. 133 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,237 - Wait, what are we doing? - Tina, Gene, 134 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,705 would you make me the happiest girl in the world 135 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,408 by dressing up as sea cucumbers and wrestling with me? 136 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,677 Wear a costume and be loud and have people look at me? 137 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,612 - I'm in, sister. - I mean, I guess so. 138 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,180 I do like sea cucumbers. 139 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:43,283 It'd be an honor to tell their story. Through, uh, wrestling. 140 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,619 - Yes! Wresting! - Wrestling! 141 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,087 Wrestling! But also, 142 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:50,023 we should probably ask Mom and Dad if it's okay first? 143 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,092 - Oh, yeah. We'll ask, we'll ask. - Wrestling! 144 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,427 - Wrestling! - Wrestling! 145 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,697 - (kids continue shouting) - Who brought those noisy kids, huh? 146 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,398 Geez. Mm. 147 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,770 O-Okay, just to make sure, you kids are only 148 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,138 wrestling each other, right? 149 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,507 We're not being bad parents, are we? 150 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,275 By letting you take part in an underground 151 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,477 crustacean-themed wrestling show? 152 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,845 I don't know, Dad. 153 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,313 We'll wrestle whoever we need to wrestle. 154 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,548 We don't want to be the newbies who are like, 155 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,782 "Oh, I'm only wrestling kids 156 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,451 because I'm a kid and I could get hurt." 157 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,820 But that's exactly what I want you to say. 158 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,588 Okay, let's talk about our characters. 159 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:22,823 Gene, you're gonna be the diva. 160 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,324 - That sounds right. - And you're purple 161 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,460 because it totally makes sense for your character 162 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,328 and also because that was the only color 163 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,564 Mom had left back when she made that costume. 164 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,232 I'm violent and I'm violet. 165 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,067 Tina, you're the mysterious badass. 166 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,235 That checks out. 167 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,204 And I'll be the wild card. 168 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,939 Also, Mom, I've done some sketches here, 169 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,408 how to make these pickles more sea cucumbery. 170 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,410 Then there's this giant cardboard stroller. 171 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,379 - 'Cause we're also babies. - Why are we babies? 172 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,980 'Cause we're small. And we're radioactive. 173 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,483 - Why are we radioactive? - Tina, it all makes sense. 174 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,485 Mom, work your magic. I know you can do it. 175 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,021 Uh, okay. Hold on, I got to pee. (grunts) 176 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,790 - Again? - Yes. Ten glasses of water a day. 177 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,459 Which turns out that means I'm never not in the bathroom. 178 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,929 Louise, did you say "giant cardboard stroller"? 179 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,665 Yes, I did. But with no pee on it, please. 180 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,633 And then Tina swings Gene 181 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:07,968 into me, trying to knock me down. 182 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,871 But I drop to the ground and steamroll towards her, 183 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,940 with sparklers. That's the radiation. 184 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,776 And then we all fall into a big pile and explode. 185 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,211 We'll get Teddy on pyro for that. 186 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,645 We also do an interpretive dance at the end 187 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,914 - for a solid ten minutes. - Not sure about that. 188 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,516 Oh, and picture our costumes different. 189 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:23,951 Our Mom's not done yet. 190 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,653 Uh-huh. Okay, first, we really need to simplify. 191 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,455 And no fire or explosives. 192 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,591 - I feel I shouldn't have to say that. - Then don't. 193 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,927 Carol, my roommate accidentally ran over my tail with her Vespa. 194 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,596 - Again? - Yeah. 195 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,663 Roommates, huh? 196 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:40,334 Aw, look at you. And look at me at how good I did 197 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,469 - on these costumes, huh? - Sorry we both can't go. 198 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,138 It's okay. You won the bun toss fair and square. 199 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,340 Always bet on bottom. 200 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,408 Aw, my little capricious sea cucumbers. 201 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,512 - Okay. - And I hope there's no capricious activity 202 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:52,579 at the wrestling match. 203 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,282 Ugh, the "new vocabulary word every day" habit 204 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,184 is so much better than the drinking water habit. 205 00:06:57,184 --> 00:07:00,254 But Lin, isn't the whole point of the 21-day habit thing 206 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,623 to stick with it for 21 days? 207 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,658 Oh, Bob. Stop being capricious. 208 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:05,993 What does capricious mean? 209 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,794 It's complicated. It's-it's hard to explain. 210 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,297 I believe it comes from the root word "capri pants." 211 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,466 Loving the chitchat, but we got to go get crusty 212 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:15,302 - with some 'staceans, so... - Okay. Have fun. 213 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,304 Don't break a chair on each other's faces. 214 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,406 Or staple each other. Capricious. 215 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,275 - (Isopod roaring) - CAROL: Oh! After 216 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,410 a jaw-dropping decapitation-head-switch, 217 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,612 Captain Isopod has kicked the krill 218 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,316 out of Lord Spider Crab using the crab's own signature move. 219 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,185 That was my idea. I made that happen. 220 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,153 (whoops) We're up next. We feeling good? 221 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,454 We feeling salty? 222 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,123 W-Wait, do I start with a grab and then swing 223 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,192 - or-or swing and then grab? - Grab and then swing. 224 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:40,494 Come on, we got to get into position. 225 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,062 (rock music playing) 226 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,464 Okay, inverti-fans, we've got some special guests 227 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,867 making their debut in the ring today. 228 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,169 So, put your claws together for... 229 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:53,607 the Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers! 230 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,843 (whoops) Yeah! 231 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:59,847 Uh-oh. Seems like we've woken up these baby sea cukes 232 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,816 from their nap, and they do not look happy. 233 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,384 Now they're fighting over a rattle. 234 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,686 Glad I'm up here. 235 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,888 - Bust out. - (all groaning) 236 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,456 - (grunts) - Ow! 237 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,325 - Whoa! - (grunts) 238 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,493 - (grunts) - TINA: Sorry, sorry. 239 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,562 Oh, so vicious, sort of. 240 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,998 - Aah! My shades. - LOUISE: Leave the shades. 241 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,401 Hit the ropes. Cucumber Crush. Go, go. 242 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,605 - (exclaims) - Ah... Oh, crap. 243 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,906 Dang it. That was bad. 244 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,140 - Boo! - Sloppy! 245 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,643 - Ow! - (grunting) - BOB: Oh, boy. 246 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:30,777 Don't worry, I got this. 247 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,513 - Gene, no. - Now I'm seeing 248 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:36,450 what I believe is some sort of terrifying dancing? 249 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,151 (whispers): Cucumber pile. Cucumber pile. 250 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,053 TINA: Wait, do I go over... Which side do I... 251 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,955 Aah! I'm stuck! 252 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,190 Ay, ay, ay, ay. 253 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,858 - Wait, wait, no, no, no! - (shouts) 254 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,860 (kids screaming) 255 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,463 I told you kids to keep it simple. 256 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,231 You're lucky that none of you got hurt. 257 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:54,301 Yes, I'm happy about that. That would not have been good. 258 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,670 For me, as the person who let you do this. 259 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,038 Look, maybe there's a reason 260 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,407 they don't usually use kids in combat sports. 261 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,176 Ring held up pretty good. Just saying. 262 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:03,644 So, great work, Teddy. 263 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,179 Yep, okay. Uh, nice meeting you. 264 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,580 - Sorry, Louise. - Wait. 265 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,149 I just, uh... That was not our best stuff. 266 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,919 I mean, we have a whole other chapter in our story 267 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,120 that we didn't get to yet 268 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,155 - that's way better. - Is that so? 269 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,291 Yes. Their battle with the, um... 270 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:19,293 - Sea Sponge. - The Sea Sponge? 271 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,528 Yeah, the Sea Sponge. Who is, uh, this guy. 272 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,264 - This guy, like, this guy? - It's funny when he pretends 273 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,166 we haven't already discussed this. 274 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,968 So, please give us another chance? 275 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,403 I know we can be great. 276 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,939 (sighs) Okay. I'll give you one more chance. 277 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,307 There's something there. 278 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,309 It's really, really bad right now. 279 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,278 But maybe it could be not really, really bad. 280 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,214 - Good feedback, good feedback. - Yes! Thank you. 281 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:43,717 Can we get these things off now? My pickle is starting to tickle. 282 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:47,654 - Lin? W-What are you doing? - I'm fixing my posture. 283 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:50,958 The vocabulary thing was, uh, you know, what's the word? 284 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,626 Vocabulary-tastic? 285 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,927 Dumb. This is a better one. 286 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,196 In 21 days, my whole body'll be reorganized. 287 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,098 And also, Bob, while I'm doing this, 288 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,333 will you hold my chin in like this? 289 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,968 - (grunts) - All right, but I don't know 290 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,737 - if I can do it for 21 days. - Oh, you're so busy? 291 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,974 Anyway, I'm thinking Teddy the Sea Sponge is our nemesis 292 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,343 because he absorbed our parents to death. 293 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,044 Mom, how many sponges do we have? 294 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,946 'Cause we're gonna need all of them plus 300. 295 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,949 Tina, Gene, you need to cancel all your plans. 296 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,118 We have to be completely devoted to this. 297 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,020 - BOTH: Uh... - You're right, that's not enough. 298 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,023 Freakishly devoted to this. Now let's get to work. 299 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,893 - (roars) - ♪ Freakishly devoted ♪ 300 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,694 - Hello, ma'am. How are you? - (both grunt) 301 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,162 - ♪ Freakishly devoted ♪ - Aah! 302 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,764 - ♪ Freakishly devoted... ♪ - (both grunt) 303 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,901 LOUISE: Did you know sea cucumbers shoot sticky threads 304 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,636 from their butts as a form of defense? 305 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,137 They look like butt noodles. 306 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:38,805 - We're definitely doing that. - (groans) 307 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,507 - ♪ Freakishly devoted! ♪ - Oof! - LOUISE: And then we 308 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,308 all climb on the ropes, 309 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,543 jump at the Sinister Sea Sponge, 310 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:44,444 which we'll totally nail, he catches us, 311 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,613 - spins around and we take him down. - (grunting) 312 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,549 We call it the Triple Cuke Nuke. 313 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,617 All I'm gonna say is of all the acts I have, 314 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:53,020 yours is the one I'm the most worried about. 315 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,188 - Okay. - Makes sense. 316 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:55,556 And the Sinister Sea Sponge 317 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:59,993 has one of the baby cukes caught up in his spin cycle. 318 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,763 Kill him! What? I got to floss after I eat. 319 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,032 21-day habit. I just had popcorn. 320 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,400 Oh, okay. You turned away. 321 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,937 Uh-oh! He's got all three sea cukes 322 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,271 cornered at the post. 323 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,173 - (roars) - It doesn't look good. - (kids shouting) 324 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,142 CAROL: But wait-- the sea cucumbers 325 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,312 just pulled noodles from their butts, 326 00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:19,746 which, I believe, is their natural, 327 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,348 biological form of defense. 328 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,716 And now the sea cukes are stunning 329 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,885 the Sinister Sea Sponge 330 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,554 with their super-charged toxic butt noodles! 331 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,189 Aah! Butt noodles! 332 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,325 Triple Cuke Nuke. Now! 333 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:33,927 - Finish him! - LOUISE: Jump! 334 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,562 (all shouting, grunting) 335 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,364 Call the coast guard! 336 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,800 An amazing feat that kind of worked. 337 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,102 Give it up for the Barbaric 338 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,037 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 339 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,573 and their deadly butt noodles! 340 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,475 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 341 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,144 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 342 00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:53,146 Shell yes, you love us! 343 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,349 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 344 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,184 - Yeah! - Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 345 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,523 That was incredible. Do they give Academy Awards 346 00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:04,024 - for wrestling? - Don't get me wrong, 347 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,392 I love the attention. 348 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,362 But I also think I might need a new tailbone. 349 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,796 Yeah, I thought wrestling was supposed 350 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,632 to be more fake and less bruisey? 351 00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:14,234 That's just our bodies breaking. You'll get used to it. 352 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569 - Cool, cool, cool. - Yay. 353 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,404 And we'll just keep practicing and working harder 354 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,274 until eventually, someone makes action figures of us. 355 00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:22,142 Great, I love practicing more 356 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,745 - and working harder. - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 357 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,216 ♪ You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ♪ 358 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,652 ♪ You gotta work hard to be your best ♪ 359 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,720 ♪ A fire in your heart, noodles in your hand ♪ 360 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,757 ♪ Your costumes smell really bad, that's okay ♪ 361 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,593 ♪ You gotta be your best, so you gotta work hard ♪ 362 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:43,931 ♪ You gotta work hard to be your best ♪ 363 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,433 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 364 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,636 Well, guys, the Radioactive Barbaric Baby Sea Cucumbers 365 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,340 have become the fan favorites of Crustacean Nation. 366 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,443 So that's why I'm moving you to the end of the show. 367 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,178 You guys are gonna be the closers. 368 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,080 - Seriously? - Wow. So cool. 369 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,648 Um, hey just curious. 370 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,885 How many more shows are we, um, going to be doing, exactly? 371 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,387 Love that question. Very fresh, very now. 372 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,089 Well, we've got our residency at the rec center 373 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,525 for another couple of weeks, and then we go on the road. 374 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:14,394 - Fantastic. - Great... - You don't say? 375 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,929 Okay, well, I got to go spray-paint 376 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,331 angry eyebrows on an isopod. 377 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:19,366 See you at the next practice, show closers. 378 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,767 - Bye, Carol! - Bye, Carol. - Bye, Carol. 379 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,669 Show closers? Is this real? 380 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,238 Is this happening? Tina, slap me. 381 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,406 - Uh, fake slap or real slap? - Real slap. 382 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,108 - (grunts) - Ow. Should've said fake slap. 383 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,744 - But yeah. - BOTH: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 384 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,080 - Hey, everybody. - Hey, Teddy. - Hi, Teddy. 385 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,182 - There he is. - You're looking a little stiff, Teddy. 386 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,416 - You okay? - Oh, sure. 387 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,719 Just, uh, being a Sinister Sea Sponge 388 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,487 is kind of doing a number on my back. 389 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,122 - What number? - Well, good news, Teddy. 390 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,058 - Gene, Tina, drumroll? - (both imitating drumroll) 391 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,495 We got asked to headline the show next week. 392 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:49,763 Oh, that's great. 393 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,999 Linda, can I get a straw for my coffee? 394 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,734 I can't tilt my head so good. 395 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,068 Sure. Lunges! (grunting) 396 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,670 W-What's going on? W-What are What are you doing? 397 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,139 I'm getting my heart rate up. It's my new habit. 398 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,541 Short bursts of intense exercise. 399 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,943 - BOB: Hmm. - I've been lunging everywhere. 400 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,244 It's a fun way to get around. 401 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,746 Okay, time to head to practice. 402 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,314 We're going in a little early today 403 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,583 so we can work on nailing the Triple Cuke Nuke, 404 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,884 which will probably become 405 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,586 the most famous wrestling move in history, 406 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,155 once we can do it without one of us falling on their face 407 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,423 and Gene farting that one time. 408 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,625 Um, I was sort of hoping to take a break 409 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,160 from one or two practices 410 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,563 to do anything else for a little bit. 411 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,932 - What? - Yeah, this wrestling stuff is all the time. 412 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,700 I've already cut out homework, but now 413 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,002 - my TV-watching is starting to suffer. - Whoa, whoa, guys. 414 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,705 We've found something that we're really good at. 415 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,408 And that thing is dressing up like sea cucumbers 416 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:35,709 and fighting each other. 417 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,877 So now we just have to become 418 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,745 the best at it we possibly can be. 419 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,547 - We owe it to the world. - Ugh, fine. 420 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,016 But the world better send us an amazing thank-you card. 421 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,652 - Squats! And squat, and squat. - Aah! That was loud. 422 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,154 Okay, first night as closers. 423 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,389 Just do exactly what we did in practice, but way better 424 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,226 and different and correctly and without crying, Teddy. 425 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,094 I know you're passionate, but come on. 426 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,696 - Right. (moans) - Okay. 427 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:56,997 Let's go set up the stroller. 428 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,166 Teddy, I'll see you on the other side. 429 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,168 - Heaven? - No, in the ring? 430 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,669 Sure. I'm not gonna die. 431 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,272 It's fine that we closed the restaurant for this, right? 432 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,074 Is this what it's like when your kids do sports? 433 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,509 - Is this sports? - Sorry, Bob, 434 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,244 I didn't listen to what you just said. 435 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,546 - I'm trying to be in the moment. - No, I-I know. 436 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,448 - This is the habit that's gonna stick. - Mm-hmm. 437 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:16,350 Because all I have to do is be mindful. 438 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,118 - And in the moment. - Are you supposed to keep saying 439 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,254 you're being in the moment when you're being in the moment? 440 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,722 Leave me alone! Moment. 441 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:24,291 CAROL: Ooh! Maximum Mussel really brought the muscle 442 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,326 - to the Horseshoe Hurricane. - (groans) 443 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,061 - Oh, boy. - CAROL: All right, 444 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,397 time for the final fight: 445 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,633 your favorite violent sea veggies. 446 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,734 Let's bring 'em out! 447 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,969 Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 448 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,704 (all chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 449 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,374 Guys, we are butt noodle gods. Let's give them a show. 450 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,075 - Time to go cucular. - BOTH: Okay. 451 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,778 - (shouting) - And here they are. It's the Barbaric 452 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,282 Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers. 453 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,351 - (grunting) - CAROL: Oh, shells bells. 454 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,320 The sea cucumbers' archnemesis is back. 455 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,123 Will the Sinister Sea Sponge wipe the ocean floor 456 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,125 - with these babies? - (grunting) 457 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,662 - (grunting, shouting) - ♪ ♪ 458 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,399 (grunting) 459 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,334 (distorted): Oh! 460 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,871 And here come the butt noodles. Oh, 461 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,840 they're going into the Whirlpool of Pain. 462 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,075 - Round and round they go. - (Teddy grunting) 463 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,277 When they stop, he's gonna know. 464 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,879 Teddy, you got to pick me up now. 465 00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:20,881 Right, right. 466 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,316 Aah! My back! 467 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,151 - Teddy. Oh, no! - (Teddy grunts) 468 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,986 It's okay. I'm okay. 469 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,255 Nope. I'm seizing up. Oh... 470 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,023 BOB: Wait, is Teddy really hurt? 471 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,859 I-Is this real or fake? 472 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:34,127 And the Sea Sponge took a big hit. 473 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,230 And it isn't getting up. 474 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,966 And not in a super fun way. 475 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:41,335 - Uh-oh. - Just, uh, keep whirlpooling. 476 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,904 (chanting): Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 477 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,639 - (groaning) - Butt noodles! Butt noodles! 478 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,111 - (groaning) - How long do we have to do this? 479 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,880 I think it's making him better. 480 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,248 Eh, no, it's not. 481 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,582 Just keep going. We're the closers. 482 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,618 Always be closing. 483 00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:58,919 - (horn blows) - Sorry, folks. 484 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,654 I think we have to stop this fight early. 485 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:02,890 - We've got an injured Sea Sponge. - (audience booing) 486 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,259 - EDITH: Get up, Sea Sponge! - No! 487 00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:08,028 Don't stop the show. I-I'll fight. 488 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,696 I'll fight. Ow, ow, ow, ow. 489 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,198 Okay, sorry. That's it, folks. 490 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,200 No, please. Keep going. 491 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,169 - Honor my memory. - Wait. Uh... 492 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,937 Ooh, oh, oh. The Sinister Sea Sponge 493 00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:20,274 is being joined in the ring by that guy. 494 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,176 Uh, w-what? Me? 495 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:23,777 Yes. Come in, come in. 496 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,779 Oh, God. Uh, okay. 497 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:26,914 Oh. All right. 498 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,717 It seems like an average human is now entering the ring. 499 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,352 Definitely all a part of the show. 500 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,054 (whispers): Teddy, I'm just gonna gently... 501 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,322 - Sorry, sorry. - (grunts) 502 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,857 Put this on. (loud): Whoa! 503 00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:40,961 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's evil brother, 504 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,296 Sponge Hat. 505 00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:45,632 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna get you, Sea Cucumbers. 506 00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:47,901 For hurting my brother's back. 507 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:48,969 Aw, we're brothers. 508 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,437 I conch believe it. 509 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,106 It's the Sinister Sea Sponge's brother, 510 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,642 ready to exact his revenge, 511 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,645 in the form of wrestling, I hope? 512 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,713 Oh, boy. 513 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,615 (whispering): (grunts) Dad, 514 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,450 we got to do our big final move. 515 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,518 The Triple Cuke Nuke. 516 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,520 We're gonna jump from the ropes... (grunts) 517 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,123 ...and you catch us, spin around with all three of us on you, 518 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,959 and then fall down, okay? 519 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,461 Wait, what? All three of you? I-I can't. 520 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,496 Sure you can, you big strong boy. 521 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:17,798 You can do it, Bobby. 522 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:20,267 No, I'm not you, I can't catch three kids and then spin. 523 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,170 No, I know. I was just trying to be nice. 524 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,404 Wait, what if your mother comes on stage 525 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,273 - and we go back-to-back? - That could work. 526 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:30,477 And, oh, no, here comes Sponge Hat's... 527 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,246 - evil... sister. - Wife. 528 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:34,748 - Sister wife. - Come on, sister wife. 529 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,216 - Oh. Excuse me. - LOUISE: Yeah. 530 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,885 - CAROL: Wow! Okay. - Excuse me. 531 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:41,421 So now we've got another surprise person-fighter. 532 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,423 Just crab-tacular. 533 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,925 - (Teddy groans) - Sorry, sorry. - Yes! 534 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:48,529 I am the sister wife of the evil brother. 535 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,064 Sponge-Boob Square-Bra. 536 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,766 - Nice. - Lin, the kids are gonna jump on us 537 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,935 and we have to catch them, spin around and then fall. 538 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,503 - Oh, boy. Okay. - Oh, God, oh, God. 539 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,172 LINDA: I'm in the moment, I'm in the moment, 540 00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,373 - I'm in the moment... - BOB: Oh, God... 541 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:01,108 Now! 542 00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,477 (all yelling) 543 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,383 LOUISE (distorted): We're doing it! 544 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,918 (all grunt) 545 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,953 CAROL: What an incredible finish! 546 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:16,190 The Barbaric Radioactive Baby Sea Cucumbers 547 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,859 finally landed their signature move. 548 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:22,763 And the sponge family is hung out to dry. 549 00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,765 - Yeah! We did it! - Yeah! 550 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,533 Yeah! Ha, ha, ha! 551 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,701 Wow, this is great. 552 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,170 Can someone drive me to my chiropractor's, please? 553 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,538 How you doing, Teddy? 554 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,407 You think you'll be on your feet for next Saturday? 555 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,175 - Yep. In theory. - Yeah, well, whatever you come up with, 556 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,677 I want it in my ring. 557 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:40,080 Yeah, the thing is, Carol, this was actually our last show. 558 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,548 - ALL: What? - Yeah. Sorry. 559 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,651 I loved this so much and we worked so hard. 560 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,254 But I don't think the band is gonna be able to stay together. 561 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,423 We burned bright, but it couldn't last. 562 00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:51,825 - Really? - Yeah. It was only a matter of time 563 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,894 before we destroyed our tiny bodies. 564 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,597 And Teddy lost his ability to stand or move. 565 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:59,366 I mean, some of us complained a little, or a lot, 566 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,934 but I'm glad you pushed us, Louise. 567 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,569 Even though it was annoying sometimes. 568 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,871 Uh, most of the time. 569 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:06,006 'Cause tonight, we made something beautiful, 570 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,975 - sort of? - I mean, it was kind of beautiful. 571 00:20:08,075 --> 00:20:11,111 - I thought it was beautiful. - Anyway, we definitely won't be able 572 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,846 to do the Triple Cuke Nuke again. 573 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,414 And Teddy almost died. 574 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:15,883 - Oh, God, is he dead? - Nope, nope. 575 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,918 - Just resting my eyes. - Oh, phew. 576 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,988 Yeah, so, thank you for the opportunity. 577 00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:22,489 (whispers): I'll work on 'em. We'll be back. 578 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,157 (regular volume): But, uh, we are done. 579 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,926 Wow. You guys are bad parents. 580 00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:27,261 You should make your kids wrestle. 581 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:28,795 - I'm kidding. You seem great. - No, no. 582 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,130 You-you were right the first time. 583 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,498 We get that a lot. 584 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,034 You know, I do kind of appreciate wrestling now. 585 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:37,070 Now that I've done it. But I never want to do it again. 586 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,139 And my body is mad at me. 587 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,374 Your body's probably mad at you 588 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,176 for all sorts of reasons, Father. 589 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,510 Thank you, Louise. So, Lin, 590 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,212 are you sticking with this in-the-moment stuff? 591 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:48,315 - You seemed sort of that tonight. - Nope. I'm done. 592 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,417 My new habit is to just keep all my old habits. 593 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,319 I'm sick of all this capricious habit switching. 594 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,121 Ooh, I used it right! Maybe. 595 00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:55,789 LOUISE: Ugh. We smell pretty bad. 596 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,591 Should we throw these costumes away? 597 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,493 GENE: No, they're gonna be my bridesmaids dresses. 598 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,129 ♪ Crustacean Nation Wrestling Federation ♪ 599 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,864 ♪ It's a bunch of big crustaceans ♪ 600 00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:05,432 ♪ Fighting other big crustaceans ♪ 601 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,034 ♪ Just 'cause they're really big ♪ 602 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,802 ♪ Doesn't mean they can't fight ♪ 603 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:10,304 ♪ Kicking krill and taking names ♪ 604 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,573 ♪ It's a shell of a sight ♪ 605 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:13,807 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 606 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,509 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 607 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,777 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 608 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,345 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 609 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,746 ♪ Kicking krill and taking names ♪ 610 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,315 ♪ It's a shell of a sight ♪ 611 00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:23,016 ♪ Just because they're so big ♪ 612 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,152 ♪ Doesn't mean they can't fight ♪ 613 00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:26,553 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 614 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,222 ♪ Wrestling Federation ♪ 615 00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:29,389 ♪ Crustacean Nation ♪ 616 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,058 ♪ Wrestling Federation. ♪ 617 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,559 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 618 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,995 and TOYOTA. 47986

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