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The land before you right now is mine.

A farmer borrowed my money and couldn't pay back, so I took it.

Hey!

Stop it.

Stop it.

(Previously)

Who is Mahassachan with right now?

He's with my daughter.

They are alone right now.

You suck. My girlfriend is much prettier than you.

She's the girl who ditched Mahassachan.

Those people look down on us. We need to teach them a lesson.

Let's show them who we are.

Mahassachan's over there!

Faster!

Let's do this.

- Right! - Right!

- Huh? - Ah!

- Hey! - Hey!

- Teach her a lesson. - Mom, hold the boat.

Come here!

Rudee!

Mom! Ah!

Oh, no!

You!

Mom!

Help me!

Help! Help!

Nokkab!

What?

Nokkab, I have good news for you!

Where are you?

- Over here! - Oh!

Hey.

I have good news for you too.

You go first then.

You go.

It doesn't matter who goes first.

All right. I'll go first.

The officials told us

that they'll be expanding the road in our village.

- Oh? - Mm!

It will be so much easier to get around.

Running a business will be easier too.

Oh, the road in front of our land, right?

Correct. It'll be a concrete road. Good quality four lanes too.

That's great!

Hold on. How is it going with the deed?

The lady said she'll bring it to me next week.

The land has already been divided now.

- Oh! - That's right.

And... uh.

How are Mahassachan and Baimon?

- They haven't returned. - Oh?

But there's this woman asking about him.

A woman? Who's that?

I suspect she's his lover.

Oh.

Here. I'm returning the jewelry I borrowed to copy the design.

Please check it.

There's no need. It's you after all, Hiran.

And here's a souvenir from my mine.

It's a white diamond, just like ours.

Because it's the good stuff. I told them to pick it specially.

Soodkaneung, do you like it?

Uh...

Thank him.

Thank you.

Soodkaneung hasn't been feeling well lately.

Uh...

It was an accident. No one wanted it to happen.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to mess around with Mahassachan.

You said Kamloy is Mahassachan's girlfriend,

and that's why she was sitting in his lap!

- Huh? - Well...

Kamloy prefers women.

She doesn't identify as a women and doesn't like men.

She's lying.

Are you sure you're not just siding with each other?

- Yes. - Everybody knows

that Kamloy is...

My girlfriend.

And is she really?

Uh...

Is that obvious enough?

Yuck!

Where are you and Rudee staying?

Is there a hotel around here, Chief?

There is. It's in the city. But that's pretty far from here.

And I'm afraid you might not like the one in the district, ma'am.

There's nothing good about this place at all!

And the people are scum!

People here are insane.

Let's go back to Bangkok, Mahassachan. Please?

I'm dying to go back. But I still have to keep my promise to Dad.

Headman Pian owns a huge house and a homestay.

Oh!

She's right.

Hiran is such a lovely person.

He always brings back souvenirs when he travels somewhere.

You're acting as if you've never received a diamond before.

Patiharn, who would just bring you a diamond as a gift?

Isn't that right, Soodkaneung?

I'm a politician. I've met a lot of people.

Most people expect something in return when they give something.

Don't bring politics into our private lives. They're unrelated.

They can be.

Honestly, I don't like Hiran.

But by the looks of things, he likes our daughter.

He likes her because she's beautiful and rich.

He's also rich and good-looking.

You call that loser good-looking?

And if our daughter likes him, what would you say?

Here. The signed authorization

for purchasing and transferring the ownership of the land.

There are ten copies in total.

As for the details, I'll fill them in myself.

You can just sign them all.

Oh, wow. Did Ruayruen go this far for me, Paktra?

That's right. She's giving them to you because she loves you.

A wife like this, you should find yourself ten more!

- Hey. - Yes?

I don't want to die, all right?

And when is Ruayruen's going to be back?

She said in two days.

And she asked me to tell you to make yourself at home.

That's my wife.

But there are wives who burn their own house down too.

Oh?

I was only kidding. It's a joke.

Please sign them.

Is this okay for you?

I can put up with it.

Because I get to be close to Mahassachan.

Anyway, you have to be able to put up with it.

- Okay. - I'm leaving tomorrow.

Please look after my daughter.

Don't let anyone bully her.

Of course not.

Thank you very much, Headman.

Come on.

Come on, girl.

Wait for Dad to come out.

Here.

Baimon.

I know you were bullying her.

It's not good.

It actually is. Those people from Bangkok insulted our daughter.

Didn't you see?

I did. But what can I do? We're lowly people.

We just have to accept it.

We shouldn't be accepting it. We should be equal.

Baimon, it's difficult.

It's simple. If everyone loves democracy, people will be equal.

What are you doing, Siam?

Connecting the TVs, sir.

What?

I ordered a new TV.

Because I want to follow the love life of celebrities,

watch the news about celebrities breaking up

and socialites getting together with celebrities.

I don't want to keep watching political news like you.

My brain's full of everything but nonsense.

- Siam. - Yes?

Go and get Soodkaneung for me.

She's left.

Once she's got a text, she deleted it and hurried out.

This late at night? Why is she out so often?

Right, sir?

- Soodsuay. - Hm?

Have you ever asked her?

And why should I?

She's out having fun with socialite friends

like how a classy person should.

Don't be so superficial. You have to look into things.

I see Soodkaneung fawning over Hiran too much lately.

I suspect they have feelings for each other.

I don't think it's appropriate.

Our daughter's still young and he's much older than her.

If they're in love, would you be able to stop them?

More importantly, he's rich and can take care of our daughter.

No need to get in the way. You're very old-fashioned.

If I don't do it now, we'll be at each other's throats later.

Do you want to do that now then?

I almost witnessed my employers fight because of their love

for their daughter. She's real piece of work.

Uh...

It's so pretty.

I've bought a unit in that condo.

And I'll transfer the ownership to you

so that you can have a private party with your friends

free from prying eyes.

Thank you very much. But you didn't have to.

I actually should be doing more.

I've never wanted to do anything for someone as much as I do for you.

I can swear right here in front of the Chaopraya River.

Thank you.

Please marry me.

Marry you?

I'm afraid it'll look bad if you got pregnant.

Pregnant?

I'm not ready to have a baby.

And we just...

An unexpected pregnancy can happen often.

I don't want your reputation to be tarnished

for having a baby before marriage.

The Golden Triangle, Kawthoung, Macao, Vegas, Monte Carlo.

Ruayruen!

Paktra?

I'm here!

Forty million is here.

(Forty million baht in total)

It doesn't make any sense... oops!

But it does make a lot of Cents.

A price for their stupidity, but a price for our cleverness.

You've earned it. You can send someone to evict them tomorrow.

Not yet. Wait until I've gone back to Bangkok, then do it.

Classic cloak-and-dagger stuff.

Anyway, don't forget about my commission.

We'll cash it in tomorrow in Bangkok. You'll get your cut then.

Thank you!

The weather's nice here.

The moon and the stars are even more beautiful than in Bangkok.

Does that include the women?

Would there be any other women who are...

more beautiful than Ruamrudee, the woman I'm about to marry?

As soon as you've returned to Bangkok?

Yes.

Don't trust any man. The moonlight is in your favor tonight.

The starlight is nice too. You have to win Mahassachan's heart.

The wind is so strong.

I'm starting to feel cold.

I'll keep you warm.

I've missed you so much.

I've missed you too.

What are you doing?

Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

You're behaving inappropriately. Heaven will punish you.

Mahassachan, I see ghosts. They are here to kill us.

Not if we get them first.

I'll deal with these perverted ghosts myself.

He called us perverted!

You evil ghosts, you dare to challenge me?

You're going to get it.

What kind of ghosts scream?

They're not ghosts, Ruamrudee They're tricky women.

I'm going to unmask them to see who they are.

Help me catch them.

- Okay. - Huh?

Hey!

One more!

Run!

I know which infernal brats disguised themselves to prank me!

Are you okay, Mahassachan? Take it slow.

Are you hurt?

You came back in the morning.

Where have you been, Soodkaneung?

Look at me.

Look me in the eyes.

Look at me. Look!

Look me in the eyes.

You don't dare to tell me the truth.

But I can see the truth that you're trying to hide.

It's obviously not something good.

Patiharn, you're scaring her with your threats.

Our daughter's behaving inappropriately.

She knows what she's doing is wrong and feels remorseful.

We have to help each other and make her tell the truth.

If it's bad, we have to help soften the blow.

You're always assuming things.

You think you're so clever.

Our daughter is just in love with an older man.

I don't see how that's a bad thing.

Oh, it's obviously bad

if our daughter's being conned by that older man.

You're crazy.

You act like you're clever even though you're stupid.

He's actually even richer than we are.

Isn't the weather nice?

Ruamrudee.

Mom?

Paktra and I will be out for a bit. Financial matters.

Mahassachan, please look after her.

Okay. There's no need to worry.

I'm going now. Stay here, okay?

Okay, Mom. Safe travels.

Thanks.

- How cute. - Let's go, Paktra.

I've only stayed for a night, but I'm already so bored.

How can you put up with this?

I'm putting up with it for the sake of our house.

Mahassachan! It's time for your F.H.L.D. lesson!

Shouting like that, you're so uncivilized and rude.

We live near the rice paddies. If we whisper

across the fields, who'd be able to hear?

I'm telling you, no one would leave for work in the paddies this late.

You won't finish your work.

And do you have to rush him like this for the whole day?

Sure. I can be strict with him from morning until early evening.

Then I can leave it to someone else late at night

to be strict and kiss and hug him behind the haystack without shame.

So it's these crazy women you were screaming at last night.

It was both of you. You were spying on us.

So you're confessing you did something in secret.

All right. I need some time to go and get changed.

But I'm going not because you ordered me to. My dad did.

Good for you for following your dad's good teachings.

But for some, they'll probably be following their mom's bad ones.

You sound like you're asking for a slap!

I'm a student of Robert. He's a multiple-times champion boxer

who has punched many to death in the ring.

Come on then. Come on.

I don't want to waste my time with you.

Pregnant?

If I'm pregnant...

I'm not ready to have a baby yet.

Is there a problem between you and Hiran?

Did he do anything to you?

No, he's very nice.

Surprisingly nice.

How is it surprising?

He gifted me with a luxurious riverside condo

for private parties with friends.

Oh dear, isn't he lovely?

If that's the case,

what's with the long face?

Why don't you tell me?

He proposed to me.

It's very happy news.

But I don't think I love him.

It's okay if you don't.

Love his money, his diamond mine,

and his business.

Soon, you'll love him eventually.

Just hurry up and accept his proposal.

I'm ready.

Oh dear. Mahassachan, where did you get that country-folk outfit?

It's a farmer's outfit. You've changed your lifestyle a lot.

You know what's best for the occasion. You passed.

We're going to work in the paddies, so you have to wear

a farmer's outfit, not a city slicker's outfit.

A farmer's outfit isn't something to be looked down upon.

And aren't you going to work in the paddies together?

No, I hate rice paddies,

especially farmgirls like you.

We're so different. I love Bangkok, especially men from Bangkok.

Huh?

It's time to go now.

- What are you doing? - Hold on. Let go of me.

Let go. Let go of my hand.

Let Mahassachan go right now.

- Let go. - Get off!

I've changed my mind. Please let me come along.

Sure.

Do you feel warm?

A little. Let's go.

Yellow outfit.

Like a banana.

There.

There.

All right.

I'm so bored. It's driving me crazy.

We just want a house in Thong Lor. But he has to work in the paddies

and mingle with these cowpokes for three months.

Huh?

What's going on, Baimon?

Where's Mahassachan, Kamloy?

Huh? Look over there!

Hey!

Mahassachan, turn around and look.

You are stepping on the rice sprouts you just planted.

Oh? What is this?

Sir, you have to walk backwards when you're planting the seedlings,

not forward.

Baimon, you're right next to him. Why didn't you tell him

that you have to walk backwards while planting the seedlings?

How should I know there's someone who doesn't know about it?

I always move forward,

not backwards.

That's what they call stupid.

You're stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D.

Baimon!

Enough.

Thank you.

That's enough now.

- Thanks. - Let's eat.

Just a little bit more.

Come on now.

Let's wash your feet.

Good. Thank you.

Okay. That's good now.

Come on. It's still hot.

Come on.

All right. Let's eat.

- Okay. It's delicious. - Let's eat.

Baimon, call Mahassachan over to eat.

Right. Call his girlfriend over to eat with us too.

What if she doesn't come over?

- Our food is tasty. - Yes.

Robert made it himself.

I guarantee it's delicious.

Definitely.

Thanks. But I don't feel like it.

I'll take my girlfriend to a place in the market.

- Right. - Hm.

Oh, shall we?

Come on. Is it good?

Let's eat.

Delicious?

- So good. - Come on.

- This one. - This is good.

So good.

- Chief. - Hm?

Where's Yod?

She's...

I'm so bored. This place is full of bugs.

Why are you looking at me, you stupid buffalo?

Why don't you stop looking at me?

No? Huh?

Still looking? No?

Hey!

Rudee! Rudee! Don't!

Rudee, don't scold the buffalo! Don't scold Yod!

Why not?

- Hey. - Hey.

Run! Run!

Run!

It's coming!

- Darn it! - Darn it!

Stay away!

It's catching up! Hurry!

Tell her to take off her clothes, Kamhoy and Kamhao.

Robert, she's a woman! Not a stripper!

Shut up and go and help them!

- Go! - Yod!

Stop! Yod!

Hey!

I can't run any longer.

Rudee?

Climb up.

Come on!

Help!

Having money is pure happiness, Paktra.

That's right. Look at my face. I'm extremely happy.

Once we get back to Bangkok, bring me the star tree

so that I can pick more names and get more deeds.

And then we can list Hiran as the seller,

but you'll be earning the money.

That's so clever! If someone finds out, Hiran can take the blame.

He's a man anyway.

A husband like this, you should get a dozen more.

That sounds good actually.

Yod, stop!

What's that noise? What's "Yod"?

Buffalo!

Why are you calling me a buffalo?

That's not it, Ruayruen! Over there. There.

Yod!

Help!

Faster! It's catching up!

Darn it!

Yod, darn it! Stop!

- Don't come this way. - Go over there!

Run to my mom. She's over there.

- Stop! - Stop! Yod!

- Hey! - Stop right now!

Who are the other two?

It's that nice lady!

Isn't she here with Mahassachan's girlfriend's mother?

Yod, don't chase her!

Kamhoy and Kamhao, tell them to throw away the umbrellas!

Don't mind them!

Yod!

There are two yellow umbrellas over there!

Hurry up and go to my mom!

Yod! Yod!

Mom, Dad, I'll deal with this! Let's go, Kamloy!

Come on!

- Are you okay? - Sir.

Let's get you up.

Get rid of the umbrellas.

- What did she say? - Throw away the umbrellas?

Throw away the umbrellas! Throw them far away from you!

- The umbrellas? - Oh my gosh.

Did it work? No!

What is this? No!

It's heading right for us!

Don't come any closer!

It doesn't like you wearing yellow!

Oh dear!

No!

It really hurts!

You crazy buffalo, go away!

Go!

Mom!

Mom!

Jump into the mud! Jump into the mud!

Mom!

- Yod! - Yod!

You let the buffalo loose to chase me away! I'm going to kick you out!

This is my home. What right do you have to kick me out?

You're just accompanying your spoiled daughter.

Don't act so tough. You've gone too far.

And you'll find out if it's too far or not!

Lowlives!

(Interrogation Room)

I have something important to talk to you about.

I have something exciting to tell you too.

Our son, Mahassachan, isn't only capable of plowing the rice paddies,

he now knows how to plant the seedlings as well.

He didn't know he can't move forward because he's stupid.

You have to do it backwards.

My son is now a down-to-earth person.

How is knowing how to plant seedlings exciting?

A millionaire is also about to ask for our daughter's hand in marriage.

- What? - Oh dear!

Get out and stay away, Siam. This is a family matter.

Yes, ma'am.

Of course.

Happy two-month anniversary, darling.

Yuck? That's a very good sign.

Ugh...

It smells.

That's so obvious.

Can you just...

Can you get it away from me? The smell is making me dizzy.

Bravo!

Darling, we are having a baby together.

Excuse me?

Don't you see? Yucky, smelly, and dizzy.

These are the symptoms of pregnancy.

Pregnancy?

That's right.

(Next Episode)

He wants to marry our daughter. Why didn't he just ask us?

Rudee.

Go check on your girlfriend.

Come here.

Look at this.

I got the notice too.

Let me see.

"You have agreed to sell the property"

"to Mr. Hin Ngiankongton."

"As of now, the eviction deadline has been reached."

"Please move out of the property you sold to Mr. Hin Ngiankongton"

"within 15 days."

- Fire! - Fire!