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(Previously)

You are eating a living bug.

You'll definitely get to own the best jewelry like your mom's.

We should celebrate.

Toads! Toads!

Then die!

Are you actually crying?

Yod?

Why are you looking at me?

She probably wants to attack you.

Baimon, stop her!

- Nokkab. - Yes?

When we're out working in the rice paddies together,

it reminds me of our happy times in the past

when I couldn't help but hold your wrinkly hand...

What did you say?

When I couldn't help but hold your pretty hand

and swear my love to you in front of the crops and buffaloes.

That's right.

And we said we're going to love each other forever

just like Tui and Yod.

Where are you, Tui?

Tui is right here.

I'm like Tui,

- That's right. - and you're like Yod.

You always have a way with words.

It reminds me of the day we're out in the paddy together.

And we promised that we'd be plowing the fields

together until the last day of our lives.

I'm going to be the backbone of the nation!

I won't get a different job!

We're going to keep our land.

If anyone asks to buy it

to build a shopping center or do whatever,

we won't sell it!

I love you so much, old man.

I love you,

you old crone.

What did you say?

- Hey! - Help!

- Whose voice is that? - Who?

Who ruined our romantic moment?

Things were about to get steamy! Who's that?

- Hey, Nokkab! - What?

- Look over there! - Huh?

Help! Help me!

- Mahassachan! - Mahassachan!

Sir!

Why are you out jogging? Why aren't you working?

Sir!

Who says I'm out jogging? I'm running away from Yod!

Whoa, there! Yod!

Yod's chasing him!

What should we do?

What now?

- Yod! I said stop! - Yod!

Farmers plow the field.

Powerful people like to squeeze money out of others.

How do you know that, Robert?

I know a lot of things.

I've traveled all over Thailand.

North, south, east, west.

I had many flings who tried to con me out of my money.

- I... - Robert!

Do you want the bombs to drop on you?

I haven't finished yet.

I was about to say you are the exception. You only plow lands,

never con for money.

You're at it again, Mom, Dad.

We're going to work together in the fields. Don't fight yet.

Kamhao, your mom is the jealous type.

It's Kamlao! Kamlao!

"Hao" is lice. Lice are disgusting! They live on your head!

Her name is Kamlao!

Please help me!

Take a gander. Who's running away from what?

Help!

Baimon, stop her!

Please help me!

- He's running from a buffalo. - He's running from a buffalo.

Yod!

Yod, stop right now!

Yod, I told you to stop!

Stop!

Yod! Stop!

I can't go on anymore!

I can't keep running!

All right, Yod!

You can just trample me to death!

I'm willing to die! But I won't die from exhaustion.

Bring it on.

Yod!

Stop right there!

I don't need your help!

Don't you dare be arrogant. Take off your vibrant top now.

Are you crazy? What will I wear if I take it off?

Let Yod play around with your intestines then.

All right.

That jacket cost me thousands.

Wear it if you think it's more precious than your intestines.

If you're riding Yod, then what about me?

You can hoof over.

Meanie!

No one's going to be kind to their enemy.

Oh? Patiharn? Don't you have a parliamentary sitting?

We're done for the time being.

- Oh, sir. - Hm?

Madam, Miss hasn't come home yet.

What?

It's okay.

She's probably staying over at a friend's.

What if it's not a friend's place?

Don't forget she has your jewelry with her.

Hiran!

Did you call me?

This isn't my house.

No, it isn't.

Did...

you and I?

That's right.

We...

This can't be happening to me!

But it already has.

What will Mom and Dad say?

Soodkaneung,

if we love each other, they won't say anything.

Let's do it this way.

To keep them happy, we don't have to tell them anything yet.

I promise I'll take responsibility for what's happened.

I'm happy to go and ask for your hand in marriage.

I'll give you all the diamonds in the mine

and take you on a honeymoon in Europe.

But this is too fast.

I don't know what to do.

I'll make everything right. You just have to trust me.

I'll cherish you

with what I have and what I will earn.

Because I love you the most.

B.B.D.

Busybody is here to report some breaking news!

- Madam and sir, she's here! - Who?

Soodkaneung?

Where have you been all night?

Which friend of yours did you stay the night with?

Well, just with a friend.

Excuse me. I didn't get much sleep last night.

What were you doing? Why did you...

Oops.

Are you satisfied?

You're satisfied. But I'm in pain. Don't you know?

I do. That's why I'm trying to help you solve your problem.

By sleeping with young girls and coming home looking all smug?

I didn't sleep with anyone.

So how come you didn't come home last night?

To get a priceless diamond,

you need quite some time to cut it.

You dare to compare her to a diamond? Then what am I?

You're the only one in my heart.

You're my one and only.

Come on, dear. Here. Come look at this.

Over here, now.

Calm down. Look at this.

Take a look.

Diamonds!

Soodsuay's diamonds!

You're so good, baby!

Oh, you!

I have to reward you for that!

Baimon,

if I didn't want a beautiful house,

I wouldn't be plowing the fields and got chase by a buffalo.

- Ugh! - Over there.

Baimon, are you teaching him to plow or letting the buffalo drag him?

He's not serious about anything he does, easy or difficult.

Just you wait. You'll learn your lessons once you're poor.

There's no way I'll ever be poor.

Just like you. You'll never be rich.

If you don't put your mind to your work,

be careful, or the buffalo might hate your guts.

Yod doesn't like lazy people.

Hey, hey, hey! Gosh!

Hey! Wait! Wait!

Look there! Yod's dragging Mahassachan!

Baimon, you're closer to him!

- Hurry up and help him! - That's right!

He doesn't want help, Mom! Isn't that right, Mahassachan?

You fell on your own, so you have to get up yourself!

- Yod! - Hey!

Yod, you don't have to lie on the ground like he does!

Come on! Giddyup!

Very good, girl! Go on!

Wait!

- Drag him away, Yod! Follow me! - No, wait!

- Yod! - Help me!

Baimon, shut up and help him!

I don't need your help!

I can help myself.

I'm not a child.

He seems able enough.

Let's go.

Let's keep going.

- Are you okay? - Go.

Let's go, Yod. If he can keep up, then we can.

Come on. Get walking. Follow me.

Here. Come on.

- A little bit more here. - Yes, sir.

Your first lesson went very well, sir.

- Well? - That's right.

It might seem well to you, but it's bad to me.

That so?

I'm going to remember this for the rest of my life.

That's very good, sir.

It's good if you remember whatever you've learned forever.

Correct.

Look at the state of him, Dad.

He looks like a puppy that's been playing in the mud.

I don't even know if I dislocated anything or not.

I'm sore all over.

Are you sore, sir?

Let's get you a masseuse.

Huh? There's a masseuse here?

Of course, sir.

We have all kinds of jobs here.

Masseuses, fortune tellers, witch doctors.

- Old hags. - Hey!

You're talking nonsense, Robert.

There's no hag around here.

But we have a doctor called Sanoh.

If you want to get a massage for your legs,

I'll let you take a shower and get changed. Then we'll go there.

Let's do that.

- Okay. - Let's go then.

Whoops!

Yoohoo!

- Who are you looking for? - I'm here to see...

Get away!

Ah, go away!

Don't come any closer! No!

Get! Get! Don't come near me!

- Yod! - Hey! Yod!

- Hey! - Stop!

- Yod! - You crazy buffalo!

Help me!

Stupid buffalo!

Help!

Wow, so beautiful.

Can I try them all out?

What a huge diamond. My eyes are hurting.

I'll get to own something like this one day, right?

If I get to marry Mahassachan?

That's right.

Come on. Here. I'll let you try this one.

Let's see if it looks good on you.

Hey, put it on me now.

Sure thing.

Everything always looks good on you.

And how it's going with the plan I laid out for you about the land?

I told Paktra to deal with it for me.

Excellent.

I'll sell the land belonging to people who don't know the law

to rich capitalists.

And I'll spend the money on a bigger house.

I'm already bored with this one.

Exactly. I don't dare to invite any of my friends over to this place.

Soodkaneung and Mahassachan said they want to come,

but I didn't let them.

But this house is actually quite big. It's not small at all.

But it's not good enough anymore.

There has to be a pool and a private gym.

And a snooker room too.

And there should be a sauna

and a walk-in closet that isn't shared with others.

Someday, if I get to marry Mahassachan,

I'll have everything we want,

including all these diamonds.

And I'll get to have everything,

because I'm going to move...

Move to our new house together?

Yes, that's right.

You can always tell what I'm thinking.

Hiran!

Did you call me?

This isn't my house.

No, it isn't.

Did...

you and I?

That's right.

Are you okay?

Did something happen last night?

No, nothing happened.

I hope that's true.

But if something did,

the person who can always help you is me.

Remember that.

Thank you, Dad.

I love you the most.

Why does the buffalo hate me when I'm wearing a vibrant top?

I'm sorry on behalf of Yod, ma'am.

Now that you're here, how can I be of service?

Jerk! Why are you offering me your service?

I mean help.

I'm the village chief.

- The chief of this village? - Yes, ma'am.

- Oh. Hello, Chief. - Hello.

That's really good.

How is that a good thing?

Oh? He can help me find people.

People? Who?

Mrs. Nokkab Sarbsuapen.

Hm?

- Come on! - Come on!

What? I'm just looking for people.

Why would you say that?

It's just said as an exclamation.

I'm that Nokkab you're looking for.

Why are you looking for my wife?

We don't know each other from before.

Mm. That's right.

I'm from the land office in Bangkok.

We issue deeds to the land to people

who have the right but haven't had the deed issued yet.

- Oh. - Oh.

Yod?

Yod?

Here.

Yod?

Here.

Eat up.

Mm.

Let's be friends, Yod.

Another bite.

I have to go now.

I was told to come and get you for your massage.

But why do you look like you're spying on me?

Who'd want to spy on you? You're not handsome at all.

Buffaloes even look better than you.

Did you say buffaloes look better than me?

Correct. And so what?

Yod looks more beautiful than you as well.

Hey, wait up.

If there wasn't a problem last night,

then why are you sitting here looking so down?

I think you're in love.

Love?

When did you start to love Dad?

Well, when I found out he's rich.

Is that love?

It's the reason to love.

Remember,

if you found a poor man,

you can just stop looking at him.

Only a rich person can make us feel happy.

We have to base our love on a reason.

Even if your way of thinking doesn't align like you and Dad?

My policy is to be different, but not divisive.

You have to take me as an example.

We can cohabit and fight with each other.

But money is what helps me endure it.

Right.

But Dad is a good person.

So you're lucky.

Come here.

You'll be lucky as I am too.

Smile.

And when are you going to return my jewelry?

We're waiting to take photos of them.

I'll return them once the design is done.

Don't worry. There won't be a problem.

Give me a smile.

People who are in love should be happy.

Come on.

I'm taking a risk here.

I'm obviously buying stolen goods.

I have many people waiting in line to buy them.

I can be picky about the buyer since they're quality goods.

We're not usually fussy.

If you don't take advantage of us, we'll simply strike a deal with you.

Come on.

Just extract all the diamonds, and you'll be fine.

Who's going to recognize the diamonds?

What is this place?

The masseuse's house.

A run-down house like that?

The servant's quarter at my house looks a lot better.

Are you here to get a massage or talk down about his house?

Choy is the best masseuse.

I'm not getting a massage no matter how good he is.

- Where are you going? - Home.

You can't go home!

Kamloy's already made an appointment for you!

I'm not getting a massage from a masseuse

who lives in such a run-down house!

You judge people by their house and not their heart.

You and your dad are so different. It's as if you're not related.

Your dad loves his people,

but you hold a prejudice against them

because you're a coward.

You dare to call me a coward?

Correct. You're a coward for not facing

any hardship or inconvenience.

That's not true.

You're just a country girl. Don't you ever criticize me.

I'm not scared of anything.

If you're not, then why are you afraid to get a massage

at Choy's house?

- Really? - Mm!

Hello, ma'am.

So it means you were sent by the government about our land deeds?

That's right.

And when are we going to get them?

They won't take long.

And what do we have to do?

Just authorize me to request the deeds for you and Nokkab.

- We're getting a deed to our land! - A deed!

All right. It's time for Fire-extinguishing Hanuman.

I was just testing to see if it's hot.

- Is it hot? - Yes!

Okay. Just scream loudly!

Can you keep up with it?

If you can't, I'll tell Choy to stop.

I can!

- Choy. - Huh?

Bring it on, nice and hard.

This one's Dancing Ravana.

See? You're not sore anymore.

That's true.

Again?

- Choy. - Hm?

- I have to go now. - Go on.

After he's done, just come home.

Do you remember the way?

Of course. I'm not a forgetful person.

Choy,

- right here, a little bit more. - Right there?

- A little bit more. - There?

Dancing Ravana then.

I just want to puke all my disdain out.

Puke what now?

Crazy brat!

- Good? - Ow!

Please sign it.

- Right here? - Yes.

Right there.

- Here. - Okay.

(Kamlao)

(Nokkab)

Can you take a look? Is that correct?

Of course.

Here you go.

Is this correct?

They're priceless.

They're correct.

Very good.

You can expect the land deeds to arrive within seven days.

Seven days?

- We're getting a deed! - A deed!

- Thanks so much! - You're welcome.

Well done, Paktra.

Let them sign the authorization. Do it as soon as possible.

We're going to use a special method to obtain the land.

I'm here.

Our money. We're going to have fun together.

Where should we go this time?

Your call.

Don't forget my share as well, Mom, Hiran.

Whoa.

How come it's so much?

Thanks to my talent.

Just let me know how much you want, and I'll help you.

Thank you, Hiran!

No problem. We're a family after all.

We have to share our happiness.

You can just talk. No need to touch.

What did Paktra say about issuing the deed?

Oh. She told me to sign an authorization so she can help us.

And I've signed it.

Did you read the document?

You know I'm illiterate.

Kamlao helped me read it.

I've signed it. Don't worry.

Are you sure you've read and understood what you're signing?

Of course.

Nokkab helped me read as well.

Between you and Nokkab,

who's better at reading?

That's true.

If you've read it and understood, then it's fine.

I thought you stumbled through and assumed things.

Next time, don't sign anything before letting Dad read it.

Both of you are upset and think I'm stupid, don't you?

- What? - What?

You've hurt me!

Baimon, I'll cheer her up.

Go and check in on Mahassachan. The massage's taking so long.

Bring him home, so he can have dinner.

- Okay, Dad. - Mm.

- Ride carefully. - Okay.

Nokkab.

- Nokkab. - Get away!

How does it feel?

Does it help relax your head?

There. All done.

Do you feel lighter?

Huh?

- How does it feel? - I'm not sore anymore.

Sure. I'm skilled.

You're really a heaven-sent masseuse.

Don't flatter me, or I'll get cocky.

- Here, Choy. - Mm?

- Here. - What?

- For the massage. - Oh, it's free.

If it's free, then how are you going to feed yourself?

There's a lot of things to eat. Fish the water and rice the paddies.

What about other things? Clothes? Medicine?

I work in the fields and sell rice and vegetables. That's all.

It's free.

And is it convenient for you to live in this house?

I'm already used to it.

It's easy to live in a narrow space but not with a narrow-minded person.

What do humans really need in life?

You only need a two-by-one when you die.

- A two by one? - Mm.

What do you mean?

Oh? A coffin, obviously.

They say there's a stranger messing around with the girls here.

I've heard he's staying at Chief Ouak's.

I've had my eyes on his daughter

ever since she hit puberty.

Kamloy's also taking care of that guy too.

Who is he?

It doesn't matter who he is.

But we have to teach him a lesson.

- Choy. - Hm?

Is there a restaurant that doesn't sell Isan food in the village?

Oh. There's one.

But it might not be to your liking.

They sell new-dels.

Hm? Noo-dills?

Noodles.

Yes, noodles.

- Noodles are fine. - Right.

It's better than eating sticky rice with toads or frogs.

And which way is it?

That way. Turn left, right.

And keep walking straight.

Then ask the people at the cafe.

They'll tell you to turn left

and keep walking.

- Okay, okay. - Huh?

Thanks so much.

Aren't you going to stay and listen?

No, this is for the massage

I'll come back again. Bye.

Whoa. Two thousand!

This is enough for two months!

How much is it?

It's 50,000 for the procedure.

All right.

Mom, Hiran.

I want to borrow the jewelry to show off at a birthday party.

Uh, Hiran's already...

I've already returned them to the owner.

But I've ordered new ones to be made.

I'll let you have them right away once they're done.

All right then.

I'm going now, Mom.

- Sign it. - Okay.

Thank you.

Here. Add this.

Super tasty!

I can season my own food.

I don't think so.

Here.

It's not sour. You should add more.

It'll be tasty.

I don't eat spicy food.

It's not salty.

You should add more.

I don't eat salty food.

Excuse me.

Can I get another bowl of noodles?

He's getting angry.

- What? - Hm?

Mahassachan's gone to get something to eat at the market?

He said he's going to eat new-dels.

Noo-dills!

- It's noodles. - Right, right.

Instead of noodles, he'll be eating feet instead.

There's a lot of jerks in the area.

Who'd dare to pick a fight with the son of an MP?

At this rate, anyone would, Choy.

You just had to go and look for trouble.

You're saying I look for trouble, Little Miss?

What now? Hm?

Why would you order a new one?

It'll be the same no matter how many bowls you order.

Well, the best thing to do

is to leave this village, stranger.

That's right.

Don't you mess around with the girls in our community,

especially not Baimon and Kamloy.

Keep that in your thick skull.

Correct.

- Go away and fast! - Go away and fast!

I'm not going.

Hey!

This entire piece of land belongs to me.

I just repossessed them from the farmers

who couldn't pay off their debt to me.

Then what should we do from now on, ma'am?

Just go home for now.

Next week, someone will be here to evict you.

- Huh? - What?

(Next episode)

Mahassachan's over there!

Hurry up!

Let's do this!

- You can go ahead! - Mom, hold it still!