Original subtitles

Are you calling me Puke Face?

You are making it hard for me.

(Previously)

Chief Ouak!

That moron's telling on me to Dad!

Watch out for red ants!

Get off!

Chief!

Dad...

The driver must be crazy. They don't seem to be moving out of the way.

I won't back down!

Bring it on!

Feel free to take a shower and rest in that room.

Our daughter is waiting to serve you.

Didn't he say his daughter was waiting to serve me?

I'm here.

Come out now!

You infernal brat! Come out!

Come here!

You're my servant.

Don't pull my arm.

A servant isn't a slave.

You're physically assaulting me right now.

I'm demonstrating equality.

You hurt me, so I hurt you.

We're even now.

Even?

But I'm still angry.

How should I deal with you?

However you want.

Whatever you do to me,

I'll return you the favor.

Agreed.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Perfectly equal.

How is it going in there? Why is it so quiet, Nokkab?

Hey.

Maybe he's satisfied with Baimon's service.

We've raised our daughter

and educated her with our own hands.

Exactly.

Our daughter isn't that infernal brat.

There's no fraternity for this kind of equality.

But I've agreed to your terms.

I'm going to kiss you.

Help!

So?

Are you still going to demand equality or an eye for an eye?

I'm going to kiss you.

Then hurry up and embrace me

and kiss me.

So that we're even.

I'm going to cook up some food.

The whole town wants to hold me.

But I'm selective and only hold some people.

As for you,

I hold you because I hate you.

Not because I love you.

Keep that in mind

so you won't be daydreaming about me.

Do you think you're a deity? You're just the cunning Satan.

What are you doing, Kamhoy?

Hey!

What's up with you? Don't be calling your daughter with innuendos!

Her name is Kamloy, not Kamhoy.

But mollusks are cute creatures.

They're humble and quiet. They don't run their mouth.

It's you who pick fights with them every day.

I don't like mollusks. They're pests!

Snails always destroy plants, like water lilies.

Some of them secretly mate on a tree without any shame.

Golden apple snails also destroy my crops.

I'm sorry that I like escargot.

I like abalones too. They're tasty.

Robert, if you still like mollusks,

I'm going to take away all your belongings.

I'm going to kick you in the face

and send you on your way to find a new and eviler wife.

Amen! I won't argue with you anymore.

Because you're the least foul woman I've ever been married to.

All right. I'll try to pronounce our daughter's name correctly.

Kam...

...loy.

Yes!

You're such a slow learner.

I've been teaching you ever since she was born,

and you never remember.

I've told you to change it to another name.

No one in the world is called "Kam-eun". It's meaningless.

Kamloy is shortened from "Roy chang hoo".

And it means "so delicious" like the name of our shop.

Ugh! Mom, Dad!

You're arguing

like there's no tomorrow again.

- I'm going now. - To where?

To bully...

To help Baimon welcome the chief's guest.

- Mm. - I'll be going then.

Bye.

Go on. Ride carefully.

I will.

Be careful. Safe travels.

- Bye. - Go on.

- Ride carefully. - Huh? That.

Hm? What is it?

What kind of guest welcoming is she doing?

She's taking dung beetles with her.

Chief Ouak,

I don't want that crazy, spoiled infernal brat

as my servant anymore.

I'm happy to let your daughter take care of me.

I'm happy to take care of you too, sir.

I knew it!

Why would we let a spoiled infernal brat serve him?

If I know whose kid she was,

I'm going to let you

drag her parents over for a knock on the noggin.

Those are bad parents.

They don't educate their kids.

Soon, their kids will turn into crooks.

Baimon,

go and find out whose daughter was bullying him.

So I can tell her parents to whip her.

If she were my daughter,

I would

whack her with a big stick and force the evil spirit out of her.

That kind of girl

wouldn't learn anything from the punishment.

The evil spirit probably wouldn't leave her body either,

Nokkab, Chief Ouak.

Am I right, Baimon?

Liar.

What kind of man would try to hug and kiss me?

- Huh? - Huh?

He tried to...

kiss her. But she wouldn't let him.

- Who told you that? - Right.

Where did you hear that? Hm?

A friend of a friend of a friend told me.

You're behaving inappropriately.

If your parents find out, it's going to escalate.

That's right.

You deserve it.

Well, that girl bullied me.

So I bullied her back.

I didn't want to hug or kiss her.

I actually hate her very much.

I just threatened her so she'd learn her lesson.

You can't threaten her either.

According to our community's tradition,

you can't touch a woman you're not going to wed.

- The same thing happened to me. - Mm.

I held another person's hand by mistake.

I intended to hold the hand of a sexy woman.

But dust got into my eyes.

I was blinded

and couldn't see anything.

I ended up holding this dry hand instead.

Such misfortune.

Mom! Mom! That's enough!

- You! - Please don't!

Oh, Nokkab.

Sit down. Sit down.

Have a seat.

Okay.

And...

So in my case,

what should I do?

You have to ask for that girl's hand in marriage.

I don't want that!

Whether you do or don't, it doesn't have anything to do with us.

You're not her.

Why would you think in her place?

But I want to.

I want to bully her day and night.

You are eating a living bug.

It's hot! It's hot!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

It's so hot!

You're ruining the plan, Kamloy!

- Hey! Who's down there? - Whose voice was that?

How did that bug get onto my plate?

Right?

How did it get onto your plate?

But bugs are the most delicious.

Sometimes we nearly fight to the death over bugs.

Actually, you should give them a try.

They're very delicious. Right?

I'll find some for Nokkab to cook whenever you feel like trying.

Anyway, you have to learn how to find dung beetles.

according to the MP's order.

- Where would I do that? - Uh...

I won't go if it's a wasteland.

It won't be a wasteland.

You just have to find them in buffalo dung.

Huh?

What did you say?

Buffalo dung?

- Correct. - Correct.

It's better to find bugs in buffalo dung than human waste.

Buffalo dung is much more useful than other types of dung.

The fruits and vegetables we eat are fertilized by buffalo manure.

It's also organic.

It's natural manure.

Ugh. I feel like vomiting just from listening.

What kind of crazy things are you teaching?

Mahassachan,

beauty is a constructed concept.

But dung beetles are the reality.

In conclusion,

they consume buffalo dung just the same as we do.

Understand? I have to hang up now.

So that means it's eating to live, not living to eat.

Exactly, Siam.

That's the first time you used your ability as a B.B.D. for good.

Thank you, sir.

B.B.D. stands for "Best Buddy", right?

Busybody.

I think I'm going crazy.

Did you send our son to his death?

No one's going to die having their goodness tested.

But he's going there to get tested on humanity.

Humans in this country must be equal.

People might differ in wealth

and goodness. They might even be better than we are.

Are you saying poor people have more goodness than us rich people?

Who's going to be as rich and as good as both of you?

- Correct. - Wrong.

You can end up poor after being rich if you don't spend wisely.

I'd rather not have a boyfriend who's like you in this life.

I'm scared my kid would get sent to spend their life in the country.

Mom.

Yes, honey?

- Mom. - Hm?

Can I have the jewelry to use as a model?

How many pieces do you want? I'll let you have all of them.

Thanks, Mom!

Be careful. They might get switched.

Patiharn,

what a crazy thing you're saying.

Why would an owner of a diamond mine switch them?

If they got switched,

then you'd find out that even this household can turn into hell.

Darn it!

I didn't think I'd be sleeping in a folk theater.

It's so hot. And there's not even a club to go to. I'm so sick of it.

Hello?

Ruamrudee,

I miss you so much.

I miss you too.

Kiss, kiss.

Why can't you go and see her in the afternoon?

Why do you always see her at night?

There's no need to be paranoid.

If somethings going to happen,

it's going to happen.

It doesn't matter what time it is.

- Really? - Ouch.

- I'm not letting you go! - You're going too far.

What if I slapped you hard too? It's not fun anymore!

- Do it if you dare! - Do you think I don't?

What's that noise?

- Just do it then! - Don't you dare hurt me!

Mom, Hiran, can you keep it down?

Mahassachan's asking what the noise is all about.

Oh, the female villain and her lover in a drama are fighting over money.

Oh.

I'll go and talk to you outside.

Can you hear me now?

Bye. Please wait for me.

Love you.

Kiss, kiss.

I'm going to puke, Kamloy.

This is so funny. I just got to watch a love scene.

Are you two here to eavesdrop on other people's conversations?

We're here to serve you.

But I ran into something nauseating.

You didn't even realize you're the reason.

We heard you complaining about the hot temperature.

So we brought you a fan.

That's an excuse.

Why didn't you just bring it in through the door then?

Why did you pop in through the window?

Something bad might happen if I'm inside the room

because of a brazen, shameless man like you.

Crazy brat.

Did the two of you arrange this room for me to stay in?

- Correct. - Correct.

Tomorrow morning,

take all of this stupid stuff out.

I'm going to arrange things here myself.

Throw them out through the window, and we'll take them away.

Remember,

you have to serve me while I study about human life development here.

for three months.

You have to follow my orders for three months.

No problem.

If you have the guts to boss me around, then order away.

Go away!

Don't show your face here again unless I summon you. Get out!

This is great.

They're very beautiful.

All of Mom's jewelry is beautiful.

She doesn't want one if it's not the best.

You'll definitely get to own the best jewelry like your mom's.

Thank you.

We should celebrate.

Thank you.

Cheers.

What are you playing at, Paktra?

They're stars.

Reach for them.

What are you talking about?

I'm feeling annoyed. I'm not in the mood to reach for the stars.

I'm talking about the land deeds.

They're worth more than the stars.

Don't beat around the bush. It's annoying.

Why would a deed be inside these?

Ruayruen, we talked about it the other day.

We're going to randomly pick the names of landowners

who are foolish, uneducated,

and unexpecting about how a land deed is issued.

The list of their names is in these stars.

You can go ahead and pick them however you want.

Oh, I see it now.

The very first.

The second.

I'll hold it for you.

And third.

What a stupid breeze.

It's not as refreshing as the breeze from an air-conditioner.

This is just the first day.

How can I go on for 90 days without going insane first.

Only the stars are beautiful.

They might be able to keep me sane.

The air outside is much more refreshing than inside.

Refreshing.

(Village Chief Office Mr. Ouak Sarbsuapen)

Gotcha!

Here! A toad!

It's a toad!

- It's a big toad! - Hold onto it!

- It's big! - Hold onto it!

- Ooh! Ooh! A toad! - Got it?

It's a huge toad!

That's a frog, not a toad.

Are you stupid? Who says it's a toad?

It's a toad, not a frog. Don't you see, Chief?

That's no frog. It's a toad.

Are you talking back to me?

It's a toad!

And who says I don't dare to contradict you?

What did you say? What did you say?

Ooh, calm down.

I haven't finished talking yet.

I was about to say that

who says I would dare to contradict you.

That's okay then.

Psych.

- What? - Oh, nothing.

- Come on. - Take the toad.

Give it here.

Put it in.

- It's huge. - Indeed.

If I stare at the stars

and soak my feet in the water,

it'll probably feel different but really nice.

Is that a fish splashing?

Did a giant catfish get into our pond?

Hey! Hey!

I killed someone!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You can't die here!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! You can't die here!

Dad! Mom!

Help me!

Whose voice is that?

It's coming from that direction.

- Over there? - Yes.

- Who is that? - Let's find out.

Let's go.

Come on.

- Hurry up and open them, Paktra. - Okay.

I want to know who they are.

Whoa. Mrs. Nokkab Sabsuapen.

Mrs. Kamlao Hoffman.

Mr. Choy Koknernsoong.

Ooh, these names.

Hurry up and deal with these three

as soon as possible.

I'll pay for your travel expenses the best I can.

Take a grand.

Thank you.

But gee, a grand isn't even enough to buy fast food.

Um...

Ten grand might be all right.

Take it and hurry up.

Thank you.

Patiharn, why did you turn on the light?

It's bedtime.

You're going to blow a gasket.

I want to know if Soodkaneung's home. I'm worried.

Shouldn't you be worried about yourself instead?

If you can't sleep,

your blood pressure might go through the roof

as much as your stubbornness.

Our daughter is already a grown-up and a very clever one.

She's lived overseas and looked after herself for decades.

This is Thailand, her home.

It's actually Thailand

where studious overseas graduates are being conned.

Patiharn, she's a socialite with friends in high places.

There's nothing to worry about.

There are places that are only high in appearance.

So, are we really going to start a fight at bedtime?

Okay. It's my fault.

I've warned you.

It's up to you whether you're going to listen or not.

Mom! Dad!

Help me!

Who is that?

Who's over there?

Mom! Dad! Help me!

- Baimon! - Baimon!

- Hey! - I'm going to stab you to death!

I'm going to put bullets through you!

- No need! - Huh?

I think he might be already dead!

- What? - What? Who is he?

- Mahassachan? - Mahassachan?

He's still alive. Lucky us.

What happened, Baimon? Why was he on top of you?

I'm really not happy about this.

How can I face others now if anyone should find out?

I don't want to cover my face with a fermented fish jug.

Hm?

- Oh? - Uh...

I won't tell anyone

that your daughter pulled my leg and hugged me in the water.

- I beg your pardon? - I beg your pardon?

Then she kicked me, and I hit my head on the post of the pier.

- Baimon! - Baimon!

It's embarrassing.

How can I let anyone find out?

- Baimon! - Baimon!

Well, I thought a giant catfish got into our pond.

I heard a loud splashing sound.

And it was very dark.

I was out fishing, so I dove to find the catfish.

More like my feet.

A foot and a catfish are completely different.

It's okay about me hitting my head.

I just got dizzy and fell onto of you.

Nothing really happened, Chief.

Nothing?

Tsk. Then drop dead.

Baimon! Baimon!

She was just kidding.

My apologies, sir.

No worries.

- Huh? - Oh.

It's okay.

Without her, I wouldn't be alive.

Let her say whatever she wants.

Yes, sir. I'll follow the schedule you asked Deputy to give to me

down to a T.

Goodbye, sir.

He's truly a good leader of the people.

Rise and shine.

You have to get up and plow the fields.

Who's knocking?

I asked you who's knocking.

Toads! Toads!

Hey! Toads!

Ugh!

What kind of guy is scared of tiny toads?

Did you put them in my bed?

They have four legs. They can move on their own.

And they're not scary. They're both cute and tasty.

You can just eat them on your own. I don't want a share.

You've already eaten them.

And you said they were delicious.

It was yesterday. My mom's cooking.

Huh?

Did you serve me toads?

It's time to plow the fields.

Don't be lazy. Even the cattle don't oversleep.

You, go away!

Or do you have a death wish?

Then die!

What?

Are you actually crying?

Is it because I hurt you?

I really went too far then.

I'm sorry.

Anyway, you can stay if you want to.

But let's leave each other alone.

Take care.

Get well soon.

And don't cry again, okay?

Baimon,

have you told Mahassachan he'll be out plowing today?

I have.

And how come he's late?

- Huh? - I'm ready, Chief Ouak, Nokkab.

Look at you. Where do you think you're going?

Are you really going to the rice paddies?

Baimon,

did you mention to him that we're bringing him to plow the fields?

Just let him wear whatever he wants.

Do you have any problem with my outfit?

Well, that outfit is...

It's too nice.

- These are the only clothes I own. - I see.

Anyway, it doesn't matter what I wear to go plowing.

The important thing is that I'm going to learn how.

Oh, okay.

He's right, Mom and Dad.

If there isn't a problem, then we can go now.

Where's the buggy?

For the true form of plowing done since the time of our ancestors,

we have to ride Yod.

- Baimon! - Baimon!

- He's never ridden one! - He's never ridden one!

I'm not afraid of riding anything.

The buggy or Yod.

Gosh!

So, you want to ride Yod?

But...

You and Mom should go ahead.

I'll take him to ride Yod.

Well, he's wearing...

Come on. Let's go.

- But... - Let's get going.

- Let's hurry up and go. - All right then.

- Let's go. - Come on.

Come, now.

Move. I'm putting my shoes on.

So, where's Yod?

Wait here. I'll bring it over.

Let's go, Yod.

Come on.

Hey, hey! That's a...

This is Yod.

That's a buffalo, not a car.

And who told you Yod is a car?

You're going to let me ride this buffalo?

Correct.

I'm not going. I'm riding the buggy, not the buffalo.

Have it your way. You can walk if you're not going to ride her.

- Yeesh. - Let's go, Yod.

Huh? Yod?

Why are you looking at me?

She probably wants to attack you.

- Hurry up and run! - Huh?

- Just run! - Run?

And why don't you just stop her?

I can't.

Stop her, Baimon!

Stop! Stop! Baimon, restrain her!

I can't stop her!

Hey! Hey!

Yod, stop! Tell her to stop, Baimon!

Yod, stop!

Baimon, stop her!

Yod!

She can't be stopped!

Yod!

Baimon, stop her!

Help me, please!

(Next episode)

Yod's chasing him!

What should we do?

He doesn't want help, Mom!

Yod!

Yod, you don't have to lie on the ground like he does!

Come on! Giddyup!

I'm from the land office in Bangkok.

We issue deeds to the land.

Please sign it.

- Right here? - Yes.

Don't you mess around with the girls in our community,

especially not Baimon and Kamloy.

- Go away and fast! - Go away and fast!

I'm not going.

Hey!