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Did you do this to spite me, Country Mouse?

Don't you have any road culture here?

(Previously)

Move somewhere else if you don't want to get hurt. We've called dibs.

It's you who have to move.

Because I've booked this spot.

If I graduate from F.H.L.D.,

you have to hand over the land in Sukhumvit to me and Ruamrudee.

This shop is the most popular, sir.

This is the best seat?

That's right.

Did you do this to spite me, Country Mouse?

Don't you have any road culture here?

Oh my!

Why do you look surprised?

I'm not surprised.

My heart just skipped a beat.

Hello, yes.

Sheriff?

Are you sure?

All right.

Mahassachan.

Mahassachan.

Your name is so icky.

Icky?

What does she mean by that?

I need to sign some documents at the district office.

I'll be right back.

Please take care of him.

- I will. - Thank you.

Can I see the menu?

What's a menu?

The list of food you are selling.

Everyone calls it a "menu".

Just tell me what you want. I'll order it for you.

You are such a careless waitress. And I can't understand your dialect.

That's your problem. Write down what you want.

I'll give it to the chef.

You don't know the word "menu".

How come you know the word "chef"?

I don't.

All I know is I have to bring the notepad to Robert.

Since there is a chef,

this place must serve Western food.

We do.

That's good.

What are you looking at? Can you even read?

I don't know how to read.

I can tell.

Smoked salmon,

a salad,

and creamy soup.

You got it.

Our "fech", Robert, will take care of it.

Honey, it's not "fech".

It's "chef". Pronounce it properly.

- Chef. - Chef.

- Chef, that's right. - Chef.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Why are you girls giggling?

Have you never seen a handsome man?

What a handsome man.

Hello.

Have you arrived?

Are you having fun there?

It's so boring here.

I miss you so much.

If it's not for our land,

I would have bailed out.

Girls here?

They are uneducated. I don't understand a thing they are saying.

I love you.

I miss you too.

Ick!

What was that, Mahassachan?

What does that mean?

What does the word mean?

I'm saying it's icky.

When I hear something icky, it makes me want to puke.

Are you calling me Puke Face?

I'm afraid so.

Take it back.

Never.

Who are you fighting with?

Is something wrong?

It's a girl.

I hear a girl throwing up.

What is going on? Did he knock a girl up already? It's been a day.

Isn't that too fast?

Stop it.

Put him on speaker.

You have no manners.

Are you talking about yourself?

Don't speak Northeastern with me.

Go get the owner.

Here comes the food.

Here you go.

What is this?

It's a fish steak.

This isn't smoked salmon steak.

This fish was smoked with fermented fish sauce.

Fermented fish sauce?

What is that?

It's a sauce made of fermented fish.

I don't eat fermented fish. I will never eat it.

What is this?

It's a papaya salad.

I don't want it.

Don't be so picky.

It's already here, so just eat it.

What is this?

Well, you ordered soup.

What kind of soup is this?

It's bamboo soup.

Do you want a piece of me?

A piece of you?

My goodness, Baimon.

How rude. We don't want a piece of you. We are still virgins.

You are driving me crazy. You can't even speak proper Thai.

You are making it hard for me.

It's hard?

- Baimon. - This stranger with an erection

wants to take advantage of us.

If I were there,

I would rip their mouths open.

They are talking back to him.

Mom, I feel bad for him.

He has to be with those stupid bumpkins.

They might be stupid heads

with pretty faces.

I have a feeling they are good-looking.

Some stupid heads

are irresistibly attractive.

Rudee.

I think you should go there as soon as possible to make sure

those girls stay away from him.

Hey, keep your hands off her.

I agree with him though.

Teach him a lesson, Kamloy.

You witch.

Help me.

You girls are crazy. I don't want to take advantage of you.

I need to speak with the owner.

I'm here.

Why is he throwing up here?

Is the food so good that you are throwing it up?

You are all crazy. You will pay for this.

I'm back.

Look at you. Oh my...

Mahassachan, do you eat smoked fermented fish?

I'm going crazy, Deputy.

Get me out of here now.

I swear that I won't step foot in here again.

Wait. Stop.

What now?

Even though you didn't eat or like the food,

you still have to pay for it.

Pay up.

(Smoked fish, green salad Papaya salad, bamboo soup)

How greedy.

I'd rather be greedy than broke.

Here, take it.

Thank you very much.

You speak different dialects

and eat different foods.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

You need to eat their food, whether it's fermented fish,

bugs, toads, or frogs.

Stop it. You are torturing our son.

Why are you telling our son to live as a poor person?

You're driving me crazy.

You will get used to it soon.

I ended up liking their fermented fish and speaking their dialect.

But remember my words.

You need

- to earn your keep. - Stop it.

Why are you telling our son to work for those bumpkins?

You are driving me crazy.

Enough. Give me the phone.

Mahassachan.

Don't listen to your dad.

Listen to me.

If you find it unbearable there,

you can always come home.

You don't need to worry about the land

in Thong Lo.

Your dad won't live forever.

He will eventually leave this world,

and the land will become yours. I'm sure he won't give it to a dog.

Give me that.

I'm neither giving the land to a dog

nor you.

I'm giving my inheritance to a dog shelter.

Those puppies will be rich. Do you hear me?

Are you being sarcastic? Give me that.

Darn it.

You guys are not children anymore. Don't fight like kids.

Are you going somewhere again?

I'm meeting up with Hiran.

Are you going to check out the diamonds from Nicaragua?

Those diamonds might be fake.

- You're wrong. - You're wrong.

I don't like how close you are with Soodkaneung, Patiharn's daughter.

It's not like I want to be close to her.

It's part of our plan

to get our hands

on their money so that we can visit the casino

and hit the jackpot.

You and Soodkaneung might play me for a fool.

I can assure you nothing's going on between us.

Trust me. Once I'm done farming, I'll slaughter the cow.

I'll kill the soldiers after the war.

I'll clear out the construction site once the building stands.

Once this is over, she will be useless to us.

I'm afraid you might cherish her more than me.

Ruayruen.

I won't cherish anyone but you.

Listen to me.

I have an easy plan to make us rich

without borrowing money from people.

What is the plan?

Listen carefully. Each of us will go separate ways to con people.

I will con Patiharn's family.

And your job

is to approach gullible villagers who own a vast amount of land.

They are beautiful.

There are many of them too.

All of these diamonds are yours.

What do you mean?

You are the most suitable owner of these diamonds.

Do you mean it?

Let me know if you want a necklace, earrings, a bracelet, or a ring.

Anything you want.

I hear your mother's jewelry is a family heirloom

with a vintage

and classic design.

That's right.

If you want jewelry similar to your mother's,

we can use hers as a model.

Don't do it.

This is a list of villages with idiots

who are too stupid to ask the government for a land deed.

Good.

I'll take a look at it.

Then Hiran and I will randomly pick a village,

and you will give them land deeds.

No problem at all, Ruayruen.

Causing people trouble

is my specialty.

No one can hold a candle to me.

However, the money better be worth my skill.

Don't worry about that.

I never take advantage of people who work in the same industry.

Thank you.

Rural people are sincere, kind, and generous.

We don't live independently like Bangkokians.

I like how Bangkokians

live independently.

I don't believe rural people are sincere, kind, and generous.

Those two girls proved you wrong twice.

And then again at the restaurant.

I hope I don't run into them again.

Who will I be staying with again?

Chief Ouak.

- "Ouak" as in puke? - Yes.

I'm getting sick already.

Wow, you are learning our dialect on your first day here already.

The fact I have to stay here for three months

makes me want to puke.

That stranger

had it coming.

He didn't recognize me, but I recognized him.

I wonder who he is and what he is doing here.

I don't care who he is.

I hate him. He looks down on us.

He thinks less of us.

This is the area where the girl purposely provoked me.

My car almost went into a pond.

People here don't know how to use the road properly.

- Watch out, Deputy. - It's a tractor.

The driver must be crazy.

They don't seem to be moving out of the way. Honk at them.

Don't do it.

They are honking at us.

They want us to move aside.

No way.

Let them come our way if they dare.

Don't honk! Don't honk!

We have to stop the car first and make way. It's their road.

The other day, that girl didn't move aside. It was my road too.

I won't back down!

Let's do this.

No.

We have to move aside.

No way! Bring it on!

I'm screwed.

My truck.

It's okay, Deputy. I'll buy you a new truck.

You can use this one to buy groceries.

Right now, I need to talk to the driver.

Jerk, get out of the truck.

It's the Bangkokian.

Let me see your face before I punch it.

- It's you. - Yes, it's me.

What's your problem?

Stop it. I beg you.

Deputy!

Hey!

Don't hurt him.

Let me apologize on his behalf.

I'm going to tell Chief Ouak.

You two are screwed.

Go ahead. But before you go,

know that it was my lane.

Since you are at fault, you need to help load the stuff

back onto my tractor.

Keep dreaming. I'm not your servant.

You can't order me around.

I need you to be a gentleman here, not a servant.

Listen to me. You will be scared to death

if you find out who I am.

I'm so scared.

How should we settle this, Deputy?

Please forgive him.

Don't take it personally.

I'll take care of everything.

You make me sick. You are making him do all the work.

I didn't ask him to.

I wish I could bite your head off,

but you are too gross.

Your face

makes me sick.

He said my face makes him sick.

That's enough.

Leave him alone.

Don't you feel bad for him?

He's so annoying.

It's all done.

Good job.

You did the right thing.

How was that the right thing to do? Are you crazy?

Let's go, Deputy.

Don't tell me...

- I have something to tell you. - What is it?

We need to ask those girls to give us a ride.

- Your engine won't start, will it? - That's right.

Can you please give us a ride?

Of course.

- Get on. - Stop.

- I'm not giving you a ride. - What?

Have fun walking.

We need

to be as hospitable as possible

so that he feels at home here.

How do you know what his house is like?

You've never been there.

He can pretend like this is his house.

What's the big deal?

How can he expect to live a luxurious life in a rural area?

But I tried to find the best furniture for him.

Let's just hope he likes it.

I don't care if he likes it or not.

I don't like Bangkokians. They look down on rural people like us.

Patiharn is a nice, kind, and merciful person.

I'm sure the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Those girls are unbelievable.

I'll bring those girls here to apologize to you.

It's okay.

We probably won't run into them again, Village Headman.

It's not okay. I want to see their faces.

Those girls disrespected me.

If I find out who they are,

I will definitely tell them to apologize to you.

Can you please take Mahassachan to Chief Ouak's place?

I need to fix the truck.

Of course.

I'll take Mahassachan to Chief Ouak's place for you.

Thank you very much.

And I'm sorry

you had to experience such a bad welcome just now.

- Thank you, Deputy. - Sure.

I'll ask my father to get you a new car as promised.

That's all right. Thank you though.

The car won't cost me much to fix.

Don't worry about it.

I'll ask someone to fix it for me.

As for your luggage, I will send it to Chief Ouak's place.

You can take my car, Deputy.

Then how are you going to take Mahassachan to Chief Ouak's place?

- Get on. - Stop.

- I'm not giving you a ride. - What?

Have fun walking.

I'll take your tractor.

- What? - What?

I'm a man.

I can't lose to a girl.

If that girl can ride it, so can I.

Draw me a map, Village Headman.

I'll ride it to Chief Ouak's place.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Where is Chief Ouak's place?

It's the most beautiful room I've ever seen.

He's supposed to represent all of us.

Yet he's causing everyone trouble.

I thought he was a down-to-earth person.

A mat and a pillow should be enough to stay here.

We are the host.

Our job is to welcome our guest the best way we can.

- Do you understand? - Yes.

Thank you very much, Kamloy.

Go get your mom.

- I need her help in the kitchen. - Okay.

I'll get going then, Baimon.

I need to prepare food to welcome your guest.

Go get some mangoes

so our guest can dip them in spicy sauce.

No one dips mangoes in spicy sauce.

People dip them in fermented fish sauce.

Fermented fish sauce?

I'm just kidding.

I was kidding too.

Chief Ouak.

Chief Ouak.

Chief. Chief Ouak.

Who is looking for Dad?

Chief Ouak.

Chief. Chief Ouak.

Are people deaf here?

That moron's telling on me to Dad!

He'll have him punish me and Kamloy.

How long must I keep yelling?

This guy thinks he's so powerful.

Chief Ouak.

This mango will change that, jerk.

I'm coming.

I'm here.

What the...

It's a mango.

Dad.

Who just threw a mango at me?

Hey, who did it?

The mango fell from the tree.

Who's up there? Get down here.

- Hey! - Forget about it.

Is this Chief Ouak's place?

- Yes, and you are... - I'm Mahassachan,

MP Patiharn's son.

Hello.

- Sir. - Why is Dad calling him sir?

Come this way.

This way please.

Show him what you've got.

Make it as tasty as you can, Kamlao.

You got it.

Even my foreign husband loves my cooking.

Listen to you.

That's what I'm talking about.

Show them what you've got.

Nokkab, are we feeding a giant or something?

Why are we cooking so much food?

We can feed the entire village.

What can we do?

Chief said we have to go all out.

He doesn't care how much it costs

as long as we win the guest's heart.

- As long as you win his heart? - Yes.

It comes out of your pocket though.

It's not like you are rich.

Are you going to sell your land to feed your family?

No, I would never do that.

I will be a farmer for life.

Farming is my family business.

You know?

By the way, where is Baimon?

She's taking a long time to pick mangoes.

I'll check on her, Nokkab.

- Okay. - Yes.

This area is rural after all.

Must they talk here?

Why can't they talk elsewhere?

They've been talking for a long time.

- I don't want to be here at all. - Is that so?

My father forced me to come, you know?

I see.

I hate the girls here.

They are horrible people.

Really? Who are you referring to?

I'll entrust you to track them down for me.

No problem.

What do you want me to do

once I find them?

Village Headman said

he will tell those girls to apologize to me.

I see. That's not a problem.

However, I need something else

besides their apology.

What is it that you need from them?

I want to knock them on the head.

Sure thing.

Also, they must work

as my servants during my three months here.

Three months?

All right, we can make that happen.

However, I need to ask their parents

for permission first.

Their parents forgot to teach them manners.

I'm sure you are right.

It's their parents' fault for not teaching them manners.

I think you should go inside the house

and enjoy some food.

Baimon, where are you? You've been gone for too long.

Kamloy.

It's the Bangkokian.

It's my daughter's friend.

Do you have a daughter?

Yes, but the voice you heard belongs to her best friend.

Chief, can I talk to her?

She might know those two devilish girls.

Sure.

Kamloy.

Kamloy, is that you?

Our guest wants to see you.

He has some questions for you.

I'm dead meat.

What should I do?

Kamloy, come here quick.

Kamloy, don't come out. The crazy Bangkokian is here.

We seriously need to teach him a lesson.

Kamloy.

He has some questions for you.

Is Kamloy

somehow deaf?

She's not deaf.

But she's a lot to take.

She's probably looking for Baimon, my daughter.

She will come find us.

You should go inside.

When I see her,

I'll ask her about those two devilish girls for you.

It's time to have some fun, Mr. and Mrs. Ants.

Watch out for red ants!

Chief!

Oh no.

Chief.

Chief, you are covered with ants.

- Do you have water? - Yes.

- Yes, it's over there. - Let's go.

There's a pond there.

Dad.

Help me!

A snake!

- Hurry up, Chief. - I need water.

- There's water here. - The pond is over there.

Hurry. Head to the pond.

Are we being attacked, Kamlao?

Hurry, Chief.

- I need water. - We are not being attacked.

- The pond is over there. - It sounds like Chief.

- Listen carefully. - Water!

He's yelling for help.

It's itchy. I need water.

- No, I just need water. - This way.

It's this way.

I'm in trouble.

Mom, help me! Mom!

Mom!

Help me!

Mom!

Mom!

- Mom! - Mom!

I hear Baimon and Kamloy.

- Help! - Oh no. What's happening?

Let's go.

Here is the pond, Chief.

No, this isn't it.

- This isn't it. - How can this not be it?

Do you feel better now?

This isn't what I meant.

Baimon!

I asked you to pick mangoes.

Why are you hanging there like a gymnastic?

Mom!

Where are you, Kamloy?

Mom, help me!

Kamloy, why are you yelling?

- This snake is staring at me. - It's just a snake.

Oh my gosh. A snake?

Help me.

Mom!

Baimon!

Are you all right?

What a naughty kid.

- Are you okay? - It hurts.

A snake! Get down here now.

I'll get someone to help you.

My daughter needs help!

Mom!

You are safe now.

I almost broke my back.

I almost had a heart attack.

I wanted to help, but I couldn't.

I hate snakes.

- Let's make soup out of them. - Chop them up and...

I just hate snakes.

All right. Since you guys are safe now,

you should take a shower

and welcome our guest.

- Yes, go. - Okay.

We'll go then.

See you later.

See you. Let's go.

You should go too.

This way, sir.

I didn't understand what you were saying.

I thought you wanted me

to take you to the pond.

Sir.

I tried to tell you

that I didn't have water there.

I didn't ask

if you had water.

You

misunderstood me.

I see.

You saw a pond and kicked me into it.

He kicked you?

Who are you to kick my husband?

- Honey. - Gosh, let me kick you back.

- No, wait. - Move aside, Chief.

- Wait. - What?

Are you insane?

Listen to me.

He kicked me to save me.

What do you mean?

Well, he saved me from red ants.

The red ants all died when I fell

into the pond.

- Really? - Yes.

Say hello to him.

He is MP Patiharn's son.

- Is that so? - Yes.

Hello.

Thank you so much for kicking my husband

into the pond.

You don't need to thank or pay me respect.

I don't like it when elders pay me respect.

Where's our daughter? Tell her to come and say hello to him.

I'm preparing the room for him.

I'll greet him later.

Feel free to take a shower and rest in that room.

Our daughter is waiting to serve you.

I don't need your daughter to serve me.

I'd rather have those two devilish girls

serve me instead.

Please just let her

serve you for now.

She is certain that after she serves you,

you won't look for other servants.

- This way. - This way.

Watch your head.

Be careful.

- Here? - Yes, that's right.

Watch your head.

Gosh.

This place looks like a folk theater.

Darn it, Dad.

How can I sleep in this ugly room?

Didn't he say his daughter was waiting to serve me?

Where is she?

I'm here.

Your jewelry will be as beautiful as your mother's.

Let's drink to it.

(Next episode)

You are eating a living bug.

Frogs!

I'll kill you.

Are you crying because I hurt you?