Original subtitles

You're always causing trouble! I'm going crazy!

Is it worth it for me to hire you both?

You two left the door open!

Now a mosquito's bitten my daughter!

On top of Soodsuay's head too! Don't you see?

(Previously)

Shut your mouth!

Hiran?

It's Ruayruen.

The food you cooked for us...

Tada!

Mom!

You two ruined me!

I don't see anything being ruined.

Dummy! I mean you ruined my reputation!

- Oh. - Oh.

Do you know things are rotten to the core?

But you're still alive. How can you be rotten?

Are you dying? So you're rotten on the inside?

That's why she has a rotten stench coming out of her mouth.

Are you crazy?

I mean that I'm going to be scolded so badly!

- Oh. - Right.

It's over! I've lost my face from embarrassment!

But I can stitch it back on. Do you have any needle and thread?

She's got thick skin. It might be difficult to sew it back on.

"Thick skin", you say?

I mean you two have humiliated me!

Why did you cook a cobra for Madame?

You always choose the easy way out!

How is this easy?

We risked our necks catching a snake for you!

Soklek said cobras are medicinal.

You'll be so potent and energetic in bed.

Silly girl!

There!

I'm energetic enough to slap you in the face.

Satisfied?

I'm also energetic enough to give you a slap too.

How satisfying.

Move!

- Siam! - Siam!

Y...yes?

Siam, you're the top cobra right now.

I have nothing to do with this.

They volunteered to handle the food themselves.

They're greedy.

Well...

They want the money for the food.

So they went to get food for free to serve you.

- You're lying! - You're lying!

You'll go to hell that, Siam.

You two really are scum.

You just started working, and now you're trying to earn extra income

by cheating off other people.

I'm going to dock the food expenses from Siam at the end of the month.

You keep getting your pay docked over small things.

I'll be surprised if you can afford your tuition.

As a matter of fact,

you're quite good-looking.

You should quit your job here

and become a stripper to support yourself.

You can just shake your hips and make seductive faces.

You don't have to try and steal Hiran away from me.

You should wait for men to hire you to sleep with them.

Then you won't have to tire yourself doing housekeeping.

Aren't you afraid the MP will hire us to sleep with him?

- Oh dear! - Oh dear!

Did I say something wrong?

- You retorted at me! - "Retort"? What does that mean?

They probably don't know what you're talking about.

They didn't go to school.

You didn't either. How come you do?

Oh! Maybe Siam used to be in that line of work?

- Correct? - Correct?

Correct!

- You! - Is that true, Siam?

I've seen you dancing when you're alone.

I'm only practicing to repay the holy spirits for my wishes.

Siam!

From now on, your duty is to supervise their work.

Don't let them sneak in a nap or slack off.

Gladly.

That's actually my strength.

You! Hiran!

You treated me like dirt!

Why do you always humiliate me?

It's like you don't respect me at all.

Just tell me what you want from me!

I don't want you anymore!

Keep that in your envious mind.

No man would choose a pebble over a diamond

if they were presented to him.

You're that pebble!

You've gone too far!

You're just a selfish man!

There are only evil deeds in your brain!

You'll see. You'll end up in hell!

You!

You're getting too cocky!

Yuck!

I'm sure those two aren't stupid.

But they deliberately fed us a cobra.

I believe so as well.

They're a pain in the butt,

especially Baimon.

She always throws a fit over you wanting to kiss her cheek.

She's acting as if you used to ask to kiss her.

I heard that. It almost gave me a heart attack.

Me? Wanting to mess around with that infernal brat?

Then why can't we kick them out of this place?

If they stay,

the chaos will be endless.

Uh...

I'll do everything in my power

to convince those two to leave.

I'm more than happy to help you.

Soodkaneung's probably willing to help as well.

It seems like Baimon is seducing Hiran too.

Oh, Rudee.

How long have you and your mom known Hiran?

Oh, well...

His deceased wife was my mom's friend.

I think he's strange.

It's hard for me to believe that

my sister has fallen for him.

Should we go outside and listen to some music?

Okay. Sure.

Let's go.

Let go of me!

Remember, don't you ever humiliate me again!

Then you should remember too.

Don't ever insult me or flirt with other women in front of me!

When I can't stand you anymore, I'll get back at you!

What happened?

Did someone ambush you, mom?

I saw your mom's car on the side of the road.

I wondered if she had a flat tire, so I pulled over

to see if I can help.

And I spotted a cobra.

So I pulled her away from it.

It's the same one.

Thanks for sounding the horn, Mahassachan.

That startled the cobra.

And it stopped trying to bite me.

I have to go now.

I'm going as well.

Bye.

If she didn't say he helped pull her away from the cobra,

I would've thought that it was him who was hurting her.

No one can hurt her.

Occasionally, there might be a few incidents.

But there's no way that's happening in the long run.

That's an interesting thing to say.

You sound as if someone's trying to hurt her.

It was just an expression.

Let's go. It's nonsense.

- Come on. - Okay.

Did something happen?

Why did you return?

I have something to talk to you about.

Let's go to our riverside condo.

I...don't want to disappoint my dad.

But the person who's staying with you for the rest of your life

is me, not your dad.

Soodkaneung,

we're about to get married.

No one will bat an eye if we go somewhere together.

I...

Well,

during dinnertime,

you seemed to be jealous over those two girls.

So I had to come and talk to you.

I don't think you should defy me.

You promised you'd work as compensation

for your mistake and wasting my time.

After you're done with the kitchen, go to the dining room next.

You have to work until everything's finished.

Can we do it in installments?

Is it okay if we just pay the first batch for now?

No.

I really feel like shooting my mouth off in the middle of the night

about who actually took the money for the cobra.

Do you want to be a cobra, Kamloy?

Don't you dare think of double-crossing me.

Kamloy,

even though no one knows, the high heavens do.

Someday, the truth shall be exposed

once karma's run its course.

- Just keep working and be quiet. - Right.

Keep working. Go on.

Rudee, I hid my car in an alley.

I'm standing in front of the big house as we've planned.

Which house is it?

That one. Mom's out waiting at the front.

Okay! Just pull over there!

Mom.

Hello.

Hello.

You can just drop her off here.

But I feel bad that you had to wait out here.

No need. That's what I always do.

I always wait when she's out at night. I'm worried.

That's right.

Your mom's very lovely.

She seems like she loves you a lot.

Well, there's only the two of us.

It's only natural we're worried about each other.

And...

What if we get married?

Will you let your mom live alone in this big house?

That's a matter of the future.

Just let things flow naturally.

When that day comes, she might sell it or rent it out.

Well then. I'll bid you a good night.

- Of course. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Good night. - Bye.

- Drive safely. - I will.

Mom, I almost had a heart attack.

Your big house show-off plan is extremely risky.

We have to build up an image and a selling point for you.

Don't be scared.

Once you're married, just tell him we've sold the place.

Easy.

Then you can move into a new house with him.

I want to show him that we're truly rich.

You're so clever, mom.

- Come on. Let's go home. - Okay.

Let's go.

Don't slack off.

Go out and wipe the windows next. I'll come in to check later.

Her house is huge.

Mom probably needs to carefully think about her dowry.

So this is the benefit of eating a cobra!

If it's that good, then give me a hiss first.

See? I'm hissing like a snake.

What's gotten into? Where did this infatuation come from?

You don't know the time nor the place.

No? Or do you want me to be infatuated with someone else?

Are you talking about those two girls?

You can give it a go

if you want to be the first MP

who shocks the public to the core

because his wife shot you dead with your consorts.

What motivated you to say that?

Did a lost soul possess your heart?

I motivated myself.

I said it from my own heart.

People would want to puke after eating a cobra.

It's only you who is always agreeing with those two.

You're going too far.

Don't look at me with that scowl on your face.

Keep in mind that at any place,

if there's no justice,

there won't be harmony.

Don't treat your servants with injustice.

They're also children of parents too.

This is not the time for a Law course.

Oh? Maybe a course in Ethics and Psychology?

Soodkaneung and Mahassachan are apples in our eyes.

Kamloy and Baimon are the same to their parents as well.

So what?

I want to remind you and Soodkaneung that

the apples in the eyes of the parents of those two girls

are as precious as ours.

Or even better than us in terms of their upbringing.

But they're grassroots.

How can they afford to raise their children better than ours?

Raising them with your heart is more rewarding than with money.

Rich people believe that pampering their children with money

and luxuries is better than raising them to be down-to-earth.

Then what happens? They can't do a thing.

Someday when they run out of money, and they can't accept it.

They become depressed

and feel suicidal.

Or become crooks altogether.

Ah!

Why are you cursing me?

Enough.

You're running your mouth after eating a cobra,

acting like a soothsayer predicting the fate of your own family

that we'll go bankrupt. You're crazy and delusional.

I'm so sick of you!

I must tear down the "big fish eats little fish" system in Thailand!

I can't take it anymore, Baimon.

We just arrived, and they're working us hard.

Won't we die before you can graduate?

I'm not giving up. I don't care how hard the work is.

I'll finish everything today.

I might have time tomorrow to make fermented fish

and sell it at Soklek's shop.

Hm. You've got a point.

I'll have time to practice Isan cooking as well.

Come on. Let's clean the windows.

Here.

Let's do it.

Poor people from the country

are oppressed by rich and powerful people.

This kind of thing must come to an end.

We're all born as humans.

But we live completely different lives.

Alas.

How pitiful, Siam.

Ooh.

There are snails

on her backside. Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Siam, a cobra!

Huh! What?

A cobra's biting my butt!

No, not a cobra.

Snails are biting your butt.

Snails? Snails?

Ew!

Crazy snails!

You're the crazy one.

Why did you lie here and let the snails bite you?

Oops.

Sir.

Siam, why didn't you sleep in your room?

Did you want the bugs to get you?

It's Madame. She told me to supervise the two girls working

as a punishment for landing themselves in jail.

- Oh dear! I have to go and see! - Hold on. Hold on.

It's already 2 a.m. and you're making them work?

When will they find the time to rest?

I guess they've slacked off and gone to bed then?

- I have to go and see... - Hold on.

Is Soodkaneung home? Do you know? Or were you busy sleeping?

She definitely hasn't come back.

If she had, she'd step over my dead body...

Oops, over me. And I'd have woken up.

There's no need to worry.

She'll definitely be back in the morning.

Definitely?

Where is everyone?

Is this okay?

- Sturdy enough? - All right.

Okay then.

Let's go and clean different rooms.

Sure thing.

Where's Patiharn?

Or maybe...

We went to bed at 3 a.m. last night.

And we start work again at six.

Baimon, are you almost done?

Nearly there.

I'm done.

You can come down and take a break. I'll do it.

It's okay.

Baimon!

Baimon!

Baimon, are you okay?

Thank you very much, sir.

I'm fine.

Oh dear!

Soodsuay.

Please don't, Madame!

Patiharn,

you came downstairs to see Baimon.

You arranged to meet with her, didn't you?

So you're just Satan disguised as a saint.

- Stop, Soodsuay. - No!

Baimon, you're a shameless ingrate.

You came to Bangkok

because you intended to be a consort and not a servant at my house?

What's going on, mom?

Just as you're seeing.

Siam!

Leave my house, both of you!

Aren't you going to let me tell my side of the story?

Baimon fell off that ladder and the MP caught her.

There must be a witness.

The evidence is apparent.

Baimon, did you cause trouble again?

Do you have anything to say?

Even if I tell the truth, you'll accuse me of lying.

You'll brand me a defendant even if I'm the plaintiff.

I helped catch a thief and ended up being called a thief.

I'm not as honorable or as dignified

as you are.

Don't you dare ramble.

I want you to know

that someone like the MP

is a lot more honorable and dignified than I am.

Even though you saw him embracing me.

As for the reason behind it,

anyone who knows him well

would've realized right away that there was nothing going on.

You really are cleverer than people in this house.

She's just quoting someone else.

Go on. Leave!

Goodbye.

Goodbye to you as well.

Baimon, Kamloy,

I won't let both of you resign.

Justice at this place is biased and prejudiced.

Listen, everyone.

I'm the owner of this house.

I'm the one who makes the decisions here.

I forbid anyone from ever mentioning firing these girls.

Patiharn!

We can talk about this on our own time.

Don't wash dirty linen in public.

- Did you just chastise me? - Mom! Mom!

Please listen to what dad has to say.

Both of you can stop working. Get some rest.

Mahassachan, fulfill your duty to help the people.

Take Baimon to a doctor. This is an order.

Yes, dad.

They're tough, sir.

She'll be fine.

Shut up.

Don't act like a wolf preying on lambs in my house.

Kamloy, you can go and get some rest.

You don't have to go with Baimon.

Even though you didn't get fired,

I'll make it unbearable for both of you here.

My shoes.

Baimon,

your leg is injured to the point that you can't walk.

I'll crawl.

Don't be sarcastic with me.

Don't squirm.

Whoa!

Well, aren't you something!

- Let go! - Oh dear!

Oh dear!

Mahassachan's carrying that infernal brat!

Soodsuay,

do you have to be discriminatory when you carry an injured person?

Let me ask you something.

If you were about to drown,

would you choose your lifesaver?

Hm?

- Let go! - Stay still.

Why are you heavy like a buffalo?

It's better than being light as cotton.

You'd be blown around

without a destination and wouldn't even have control over your life.

It's worse than being a buffalo strapped to a harness.

I should throw you out of the car.

Then you won't be able to walk ever again because of your broken legs.

Do you want that?

If you want to do time before getting married

and moving into your Thong Lor house.

Then do it.

This is the truth.

The absolute truth.

So she just fell off.

That's right. And he helped him.

There's nothing carnal about it.

Now you're talking, Siam!

You're not being your usual busybody self!

Why didn't you butt in before I slapped Patiharn?

I had tried but it was too late!

You've got a swift and long hand.

Longer than a Pop ghost.

Siam, don't elaborate.

You let me embarrass myself.

Oh! I remember now!

- What do you remember? - When she fell down,

she's standing on the ladder near the window to your bedroom.

She might have been spying on you and Sir.

Or...

She might have been signaling something to Sir in secret.

Did you imagine all this, or are you sure it's true?

If it's not a perfect deduction, it's close enough.

But wait.

You can't throw caution to the wind and let Sir know about this.

We have to lure them into a trap.

We have to side with our people

but burn our enemies.

Burn them alive.

I'd be surprised if they didn't die.

I want to know what you were doing at my parents' bedroom window.

If you want to believe I arranged a meeting with your dad

like what I've been accused with, then have it your way.

What kind of person doesn't even respect his own father?

I only suspect that you weren't meaning well.

What kind of person cleans someone's bedroom window at 2 a.m.?

Maybe.

Actually,

I might've intended to climb through your window

to assault you.

But I ended up in the wrong bedroom.

If you believe so, you might feel better

knowing that I don't want to steal your dad from your mom.

You sound more disgusting by the second.

Just as Ruamrudee said.

You're pretending to be stupid.

It's better than pretending to be clever.

Some people

are crazy, stupid, and are losers.

Are you accusing my girlfriend of those things?

What kind of girl doesn't know her place

or her social class?

Of course I do.

I know that I have a huge backing.

And it's going to be even bigger

if your dad finds out I'm Chief Ouak's daughter.

Do you think you have the upper hand?

Good.

I'm going to force you out of this house

without me having to say a word.

You're waiting for me to get out of the car, right?

Go on then.

Go on.

Patiharn's disgusted by me.

Is that why he decided to sleep outside the bedroom?

Maybe...

He's trying to break up with me?

What business do you have with me?

What do you mean by doing this?

It means we're parting ways.

The ends will never meet.

They're not even parallel.

If they were, we could still see and converse with each other.

You're mean!

You're fooling me into thinking that I'm being dumped!

You swooned.

Do you think I kissed you because I'm infatuated?

I did it because I'm trying to kick you out.

If you don't want me to kiss you again,

then get out of my house.

What a shallow thought.

You're siding with yourself.

I swooned to fool you so you'd let me go.

So I can deal with someone who always harasses women.

Go on. Kick me out of the car.

I'm angry because you're being far too harsh.

I...

I just don't want you to cause trouble in my house again.

Some people cause trouble themselves but blame others.

Let me tell you. The kiss you want me to fall for is lame.

It's repulsive and disgusting!

You don't have to take me to a doctor. I can help myself.

No.

I won't let you get out of the car

until you go to a doctor and let them check your legs.

I'm getting out. Who'd want to be with a black-hearted guy like you?

Don't think I don't have the guts to expose this scandal.

Hey!

Hey, wait!

Baimon, all right.

I'm sorry.

I give up. I'm sorry for harassing you.

I promise

I won't use this method to try to kick you out of the house again.

I can buckle up myself.

Soodkaneung,

you should stay longer actually. You shouldn't hurry back.

I already feel bad enough.

I want to get home before my parents realize I've been gone all night.

Then that's an easy fix.

We're not going to do this anymore, right?

Because we're about to get married in a few days.

You're wrong, darling.

We should register our marriage as soon as possible

so that people won't talk.

What?

Register our marriage.

Are you crazy?

(Next Episode)

Let go.

Next time, don't hit a guy in the mouth again.

Because not only do we use our mouth to eat,

we also use it to talk and kiss.

I know how to do it too.

Don't tell me you are going to feed us with the fish you caught

and charge me for them,

No.

No.

You have been living like you own a few gold mines.

Ten million baht will do.