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We need to kick those girls out from that house as soon as possible.

They might suspect us of having something to do with the scam.

(Previously)

We're going to stay here to find information on the con artist.

It will be fun.

What's so fun about being a maid?

Mom, they are here to seduce the men in our house.

Huh?

Mom, look! All my beautiful clothes have been ruined.

I've had it with you.

Help! Please help!

- Help! - Help!

Hey!

What are you two laughing so much about?

Was I laughing?

I was actually shocked.

And what is that?

Why are the clothes strewn all over the ground

and the racks toppled over?

I didn't do it.

- And who did? - Your sister.

And your mom helped her.

Don't you blame my mom and sister.

If you don't believe us, you can ask them.

Where?

They're not here.

Of course. They're under the pile of clothes.

Mahassachan, help me!

- Mahassachan, help! - Mom?

- Help! - Soodkaneung?

- Just a second. - Be careful!

- It hurts! - Mom!

I told those two to pick some basil, and they've disappeared.

Coming!

You're empty-handed. Where's the basil?

We still haven't gone to get it.

And why didn't you?

Madame and Soodkaneung called for us.

So? What did they want from you?

I think you should go and take a gander yourself.

Take a gander at what?

All the clothing racks toppled over them both.

Why did you run over to tell me? Why didn't you help them?

Out of the way!

Madame! Madame!

Help! Help me, Mahassachan!

I can't breathe!

- Mom, Soodkaneung, don't squirm! - Don't pull my hair!

- It hurts, mom! - I'm trying my best!

The more you squirm, the more difficult it gets.

The clothes are wet. I'm trying to help you.

- It's tangled into my hair! - I can't get it off!

Just a second!

Why are you standing there? Why aren't you helping?

Oh? Where are they?

Siam, the washing's heavy. Should we go and get Sorn to help?

Whatever. Go and get the whole house.

I'll go and get Sorn and the driver.

All right. Hurry up!

Where are you, Madame? Madame?

Madame, where are you? Madame?

Underneath these clothes! Hurry up and help me!

Yes...yes, sir!

Madame! Madame!

Hurry up, Siam!

- Madame! - Ow!

Ugh!

- Madame! Madame! - Ow!

I want the name of the person who offered to purchase the land

from Chief Ouak, Choy, Kamlao, and the villagers who were cheated.

Sir, something's happened.

Siam needs you at the laundry area at the back of the house.

What's happened?

Madame and Soodkaneung pulled the clothing racks down on top of them.

Please hurry!

Madame! Oh?

Where are you, sir?

I'm here!

Here? Here's where?

Underneath these clothes! Why did you throw them at me?

Oh dear. I thought it was Madame and Soodkaneung.

And why were you there?

Oh no.

Sorn! Jook!

- Please help! - What?

- Hurry up! - Let's go!

- Madame! - Siam, help! I can't breathe!

- Madame! - Get it off!

Mahassachan, help!

- Madame! - I can't breathe!

I can't breathe!

Get the clothes off of us, Siam!

- I can't breathe! - Please help me.

Get the clothes off!

Gosh.

Take these.

- I can't breathe! - Oh, hey?

- Help! - I can't breathe!

I can't breathe!

- What's going on? - Hold on.

Enough!

What are you looking at?

I think it's funny. You should look in the mirror.

- How could you laugh at us? - Dad!

Siam, why are you laughing?

It's not funny!

It's a little bit funny!

Oh gosh.

Baimon!

Mahassachan, I couldn't breathe.

I'm a foolish person. I don't understand people in Bangkok.

So there was a miscommunication.

I'm also clumsy. I don't know what's what. So things got chaotic.

- We apologize. - We apologize.

You're apologizing?

Take that!

No matter how much you apologize,

you won't be forgiven.

Assaulting employees is against the labor law,

Soodkanueng, Soodsuay.

If you're going to sue me for assaulting employees,

I'll sue you for trying to promote your employees to consorts.

It might come true one day if you point out the way for the villain.

Uh, mom?

Shouldn't we go and get cleaned up

to prepare to welcome our guests in the evening?

How many days will it take for this to wash off?

It's like falling into a bucket of rainbow-colored paint.

You two,

do you know how much damage you've incurred?

Our clothes are expensive.

You've worn them many times.

The mattresses and pillowcases are also used.

You should account for wear and tear too.

They're not as expensive as when you bought them.

- Oh dear! - Oh dear!

You said you're uneducated.

How come you're so knowledgeable about economics?

I'm poor.

I only get to use donated things that are no longer valuable.

But someone cunning resold them for a cheap price.

So I realized these things aren't valuable to millionaires.

Some of them are only used once and then thrown away.

- Oh dear! - Oh dear!

You're so weird.

You don't know about the things you should know.

But you're knowledgeable about the things you shouldn't.

You two, hurry up and prepare dinner for my guests.

- Siam. - Yes?

No mistakes.

No, Madame.

I really want to fire them, mom.

I know you ruined those clothes to deliberately spite us.

Ah! Mahassachan!

Why would you put your nose against my face?

I'm a woman! It's not proper!

I didn't. I just wanted to teach her a lesson.

I didn't want to kiss or be close to her.

I don't like the smell of fermented fish.

Aren't you going to go and clean up now?

- Come on. - Let's go, mom.

You're always causing trouble! I'm going crazy!

Is it worth it for me to hire you both?

- It is! - Huh?

First, you earned favor with the employers.

And you've received a lot of commission from us too.

In the long run as well.

You're greedy. You tried to get blood out of stones.

Two cute little stones.

Ingrate!

Who's an ingrate? Who owes who here?

If you dare, frame us so that the MP fires us. Good?

You know it's impossible.

We let you take advantage of us. So that means you owe us.

You two know way too much!

Anyway, hurry up and cook.

Will we make it in time? We don't have much left.

You two came in to waste my time!

We'll do whatever we can.

If we can't make it in time, we'll buy it from Soklek's shop.

Huh? And who's going to pay?

- It's free. - Interested?

No!

No, I'm not going to turn you down. Hurry up and go and get it.

Go!

Ugh! I'm so tired of these two!

I'm sorry. Everything's sold out.

You probably think I'm bragging.

But everything's been sold out since 2 p.m.

Then can't you go and buy something to cook for us?

Anything's fine. You can find something here too.

Make it simple but super tasty.

You've got skills.

The food will be tasty with just the flick of your wrist.

We're thinking of working with you and letting you train us.

Ugh.

I don't think so.

I'm hard to sway and always keep my word.

- You have our respect, Master! - You have our respect, Master!

- Take us in as your apprentice. - Take us in as your apprentice.

So are you in or not?

If not, we'll leave.

And we won't come back again.

- Let's go. - Hey!

Sit down.

Don't turn around and look.

- Ah! A cobra! - Ah! A cobra!

Look into its eyes.

Don't blink.

You can't trust a cobra.

Meet its gaze and don't avert.

Chant "You don't scare me."

- You don't scare me. - You don't scare me.

- You don't scare me. - You don't scare me.

- You don't scare me! - You don't scare me!

I'm putting up with this for your sake.

But I can't stand seeing Hiran flirting with Soodkaneung anymore.

Calm down, mom.

We have an advantage. We know about them, but they don't know us.

- Oh? Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Soodsuay, Soodkaneung.

Hello.

I'm sorry that we came down late.

Those country servants are causing trouble again.

- Oh, hello. - Hello, Hon Patiharn.

Hello.

Hello, Ruayruen.

Hello, sir.

Hello. Please come in.

- Hello, Soodsuay. - Hello.

A souvenir from overseas.

Thank you very much.

Gee, Hiran.

There are four women here. But there's only a souvenir for one.

The other three are starting to feel jealous.

Mom's only joking.

I'm happy for you, Soodkaneung. Hiran's really nice to you.

I hope you stay nice forever.

Don't ever let a scandal get in the way.

Or things might get hairy.

That's very wise.

People shouldn't be reckless in general.

I think we should head to the dining room

and sip some black galingale wine. Please.

- Let's go. - This way, please.

Did you see my simple way to subdue a snake, girls?

- We did. - We did.

You're so talented.

Unexpectedly so.

For cobras,

you can't whack it in the back.

If its back's broken, it'll come back to hurt us.

Like us.

Right now we're being whacked in the back.

But your way is great.

I guarantee it won't come back to hurt us again.

It's useful too, Soklek.

Kamloy,

when you're done work, you can come over and learn to cook Isan food.

Sure thing, Soklek.

Soon, I'll open up a chain of Isan restaurants nationwide.

I'll make some fermented fish so that you can sell it.

Soon, I'll have branches all over the country.

All done.

- Bring me a plate. - Coming.

Baimon, Kamloy,

I've been waiting for you for so long that I almost started to rot.

Take it easy, Siam.

You have to take it slow when it comes to good food. All done.

Oh, wow!

That's a lot of things, Soklek!

Should we put it into containers, Siam?

If not, how are you going to bring it back, dummy?

Do it then.

Hon Patiharn, since you've met many people,

have you met

any bad people who like to make friends with people who are worse

to make themselves appear superior?

That's a good question.

Bad people are geniuses in a bad way

who can annihilate everything close to them.

But these bad people like to make friends with stupid rich people.

These people are gullible.

They have a lot of money but tiny brains.

Gee, why are we talking about such a stressful topic?

There are both good and bad people.

So we have to be selective and befriend good people

who don't have any hidden motives.

Like Hiran, Ruayruen, Ruamrudee.

Is that right, Hiran?

Yes, sir.

I guarantee I'll always be sincere.

Ruayruen,

do you know any investors

who bought up the land in the village where I went to study?

I think Hiran knows a lot about it.

Can you give Mahassachan some advice?

I don't usually deal much with matters like those.

Usually, I'd let some greedy women I've hired

go in my place.

I don't know what they do either.

Oh dear.

Aren't you afraid of getting cheated by those women?

That doesn't sound good. Soodkaneung,

you should go and take care of him.

Or someone might try to leech off of him.

Soodkaneung, you have to be careful.

Leeches aren't as scary as the prick of a sea urchin.

They're very evil.

Once you get pricked, you'll be in agony.

You now know how to arrange food into plates like socialites, right?

- Yes. - Yes.

You'll be able to embezzle a lot from tonight's dinner, right?

Baimon!

Don't you be ungrateful to me.

I know your policy is that gratitude doesn't need to be repaid.

But for me, this calls for revenge.

I'll get back at anyone who made me swear vengeance.

Shut up and hurry up with the plating and serve it.

Mm!

This is so good!

I didn't know it'd be this good.

Mm!

Go away, kitty.

It's not the draught season. Don't hiss at me.

You're hungry, right?

Huh?

Stay, cobra! Stay!

Are you here for your mate?

All right.

All right.

You're here to seek revenge for your mate, right?

You can follow him into the afterlife too.

You...You don't scare me.

You don't scare me. Come on.

Why is the food so slow?

It's only natural if you hire stupid people to work.

Don't think they're stupid.

They might be bad at something but good at something else.

They're probably good at domestic matters.

But be careful. They might be good at vandalizing our possessions too.

Maybe they just look stupid because they're pretending to be.

I think that's true.

We should wait and see first.

That's right. Sometimes we know a person's face,

but it's difficult to know about their heart.

Why are you standing there? Hurry up and come in.

- Come on. - Be careful or it might spill.

Mom, look at Uncle Hiran's face.

He looks like he wants to devour those two.

Oh dear. Those two are so stupid.

They opened the door so widely but didn't close it.

The mosquitoes are getting it. I'm allergic to them.

My skin isn't as thick as cowhide like yours.

Hurry up and close the door.

Oh dear! How could you put the trays on the floor?

You're so stupid!

How are we stupid? We eat on the floor at home.

Is the floor of this house dirty? We can't put anything on it.

Kamloy,

should we do it this way?

I'll go and close the door.

I'll do it.

You're acting like the owner of the house already, Hiran?

Closing the door like that, right?

- Oh dear! - Oh dear!

You really are a bunch of lowlifes.

Didn't your parents teach you not to close the door with your feet?

It's like they're doing this deliberately to spite us.

They obviously are.

That's a very good solution.

Your hands and feet are equally useful.

Feet aren't actually lowly.

They help you balance in life.

Without your feet, you'll lose your balance.

All right. You can bring in the food.

Don't you feign stupidity to spite us.

Don't think you have Dad's back.

Mahassachan!

You put your nose close to my face again!

Do you have any hidden motives?

I'm just walking over to close the door.

I told you I don't like the smell of fermented fish.

But I don't smell anything. I'll help you carry the food.

Thank you very much. But it's okay. I can carry it.

It's not a problem.

Sorry!

- It's okay. - Put food on the table already.

Don't talk back to those who are higher than you.

Patiharn,

you're always siding with those two.

Now they're getting cocky and thinking that Mahassachan

put his nose against her cheek. It reeks of fermented fish.

Fermented fish isn't rotten.

I have it often. It's delicious.

It's rotten fish that's the problem.

If one rots, it can stink up the whole house. You can't eat that.

But it seems that Hiran

is interested in eating rotten fish.

I've mistakenly had one before.

But I've already spit it all out.

Mom,

maybe Mahassachan has a hidden motive like Baimon said?

That wretched woman is seducing all the men to fall for her.

She doesn't even have a house, yet she's so arrogant.

She doesn't know me well enough.

As for Hiran, he's insulted me too.

I agree.

I think the food looks really good.

Please go ahead and eat, everyone.

Thank you.

What's that stench? It smells like fermented fish?

Maybe it's coming from those two?

If that's the case, it's probably all over the place.

In the pool,

on the clothes, and the sheets here.

I'll deal with them, mom.

Ow! Mom, a mosquito bit me!

It's so itchy!

You two left the door open!

Now a mosquito's bitten my daughter!

It's itchy, mom!

Oh dear! It bit me too!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

I got bit too. It's tichy.

Me too, mom.

The mosquitoes here are so vicious.

The zapper's over there. Grab it and kill them.

Oh, okay. Yes, sir. There are two of them.

Go and get them, you two. Kill the bugs.

Die, mosquito!

Kamloy, stand over there. I'll stand here.

How do we use it?

Press here.

And it'll zap the bugs. It's loud and makes a sound.

The bugs will be dead when they touch the net.

That's right. It's electric.

Zap, zap, zap!

Twitching and dying against the net.

The spicy salad's really good, Siam.

Why haven't you made it for us before?

I'll make it more often, sir.

That's right. The meat's very smooth and delicious.

Did you make it yourself, or did someone help you?

- Oh, well... - I made it myself.

This stir-fry too. It's the same type of meat. It's good, Siam.

- Oh, thank you. - I made it myself.

Oh, men. They have no sense of taste.

The taste is average.

Hiran really annoys me.

He's such a playboy.

Look at the way he looks at those girls.

But Mahassachan can't be trusted either.

Ow!

Don't you see the mosquitoes are biting me?

Why are you standing there like a fool?

Hit it! Hit!

Don't you understand the word "hit"?

We do!

Kamloy, hit!

There's a lot of mosquitoes on top of Soodkaneung's head!

On top of Soodsuay's head too! Don't you see?

Ow! Ow!

Zap, zap, zap!

Mom!

Stay away from me!

You startled me!

Look at you now, cobra.

You died because of your infatuation with your mate.

See?

You came for your mate, and look at you now.

Tomorrow, my shop will be filled with customers!

Why? Because I have you as my selling point.

Look out!

Look out!

- Please help me, sir! - That's enough!

- Help me, sir! - Please stop! Enough!

They don't know any better.

You brazen girl, asking for help from a man!

Anyway, please forgive them.

They don't understand Central Thai much.

How so? They dared to ask you to help them.

You electrified my head!

What are you thinking?

Hiran isn't a man who has nothing!

Ruayruen,

Hiran isn't a man who has nothing? What do you mean by that?

Patiharn!

This is dinner time. Is it time for semantics?

I got electrified by this zapper! My head almost exploded!

Let's do this. Baimon, Kamloy,

go back to the kitchen.

If you stay, you'll keep causing trouble.

I agree.

I'm hurt all over because of the stupid zapper.

Oh? Why are you still standing there?

Go in the kitchen and prepare the desserts. Go!

Go on. Go.

It's so fun, isn't it, Kamloy?

A little bit of revenge.

Baimon, did you notice that Ruayruen doesn't like Hiran?

I did.

She's always taking jabs at him as if she's jealous of Soodkaneung.

But Soodkaneung looks like she's jealous of you.

She's so protective over Mahassachan.

Or maybe...

He's harboring something for you?

That's silly, Kamloy.

Mahassachan and I will hate each other to death.

But I've seen it a lot of times already.

Let's focus on desserts, Kamloy.

- Siam. - Yes?

Aren't we missing something today?

What about juices for both of us?

Of course. I'll tell those two to make some for you.

Coffee for me too, Siam.

Yes, sir.

The food's very delicious.

I feel like asking for the recipe for my cook back home.

Your cook's probably a socialite, Hiran.

I don't think she'd want a recipe for such a simple peasant dish.

That's not always the case.

There's always difficulty in simplicity and vice versa.

Let's talk about next week's wedding.

Let's share our ideas. We're friends after all.

Thank you for the honor.

But I'm starting to feel hot and cold.

Please excuse me while I go to the bathroom.

Of course.

While we're waiting for the coffee,

I'd like to go out for a stroll in the garden for a bit.

- Please. - Please.

Thank you.

Who's walking over there?

It's Ruayruen.

Hiran?

How did they know each other?

Why have you stopped in your tracks?

Madame's waiting for the drinks.

- Go on! - Okay, okay.

What are you looking at?

Haven't you ever seen a garden or flowers before?

Really, those two. What are they looking at?

I knew you'd come after me.

Of course. I came to subdue you.

Don't lose control.

They'll realize something's up.

And do you think they don't?

Listen.

I don't care what other people realize.

I'm about to be legally married to Soodkaneung

and become a member of this house.

You don't have to be so jealous and take jabs at me all the time.

You're such a poisonous snake.

I really want to rub it into that mother and daughter's faces!

They don't have a clue they're nursing a viper in their bosom!

Shut your mouth!

Or should I tell them

they're nursing the daughter of a viper as well?

Stop with all this craziness!

You can stop then!

Hiran? Hiran?

Mom, where are you?

Hiran's disappeared too.

Hiran? Hiran?

The stupid girl nursing a viper is here!

Go on! Kick me!

So she'll finally see the true colors of a viper like you!

That's enough. Stop it.

Go on! Kick me!

So she'll finally see the true colors of a viper like you!

That's enough. Stop it.

Hiran? Hiran?

Mom?

- Here. - Let go of me!

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Please don't harass me in front of them.

We can talk about it at home, okay?

Okay?

Soodkaneung, did you come out to look for me?

Yes. And to show Ruamrudee where we'll host the wedding.

Uncle, have you seen my mom?

I don't think so.

I'm here.

I went to the bathroom

and felt like checking out the garden.

But I came across a cobra.

A cobra? Oh dear.

Did that cobra do anything to you?

It's a coward.

It slithered away when it heard your voice.

Soodkaneung, be careful. Don't nurse a cobra in your house.

It might bite you.

Soodkaneung,

I think we should head inside.

I want to have some coffee now.

Okay.

Mom, he slapped you?

He was actually going to kick me.

I'm lucky you got here in time.

I really want to kill him.

Oh, I will.

Here's some orange jizz.

- What? - It's orange jizz.

Did you bring semen for me to drink?

It's jizz from oranges.

It's orange juice, Soodsuay.

- Oh. - Baimon.

Do you have a speech impairment,

or are you deliberately mispronouncing it?

Mom, Dad, we have a cobra in the house.

- A cobra? - A cobra?

That's right.

I've encountered it.

We're lucky it didn't hurt you.

This cobra's trying to find a place to rely on.

But once it regains its strength,

it might bite the people in this house.

Is that the handprint of the cobra on your cheek, Madame Ruayruen?

There's another cobra's handprint on Hiran's face as well.

How strange.

But I think it's probably a poltergeist.

How can a snake have hands? You're both delusional.

- Siam! - Yes?

Oh, okay.

Since we're all ready,

please have some desserts, juice, and coffee.

Please.

Madame Ruayruen,

where did you see the cobra?

We'll go and catch it.

Do both of you know how to catch a snake?

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

They're being sillier by the second, Dad.

We're not. We really can catch one.

I want to know how. Can you tell me?

Don't turn around and look.

- Ah! A cobra! - Ah! A cobra!

Look into its eyes.

Don't blink.

You can't trust a cobra.

Meet its gaze and don't avert.

Chant "You don't scare me."

- You don't scare me. - You don't scare me.

- You don't scare me. - You don't scare me.

- You don't scare me. - You don't scare me.

- You don't scare me! - You don't scare me!

Don't panic.

Watch and learn.

Give me a stick.

A stick! Not my pestel!

- Wow! - Wow! Well done!

Don't be so rough-house.

You just told that Soklek to come and catch it.

Soklek caught the cobra, and then...

What happened next?

Did you see my skill, girls?

- We did. - We did.

But I want you to cook for them. I didn't want to see your skill.

We already have food.

- We do? - We do?

Where?

Here.

Don't tell me

that the food you cooked for us...

Correct.

Soklek made all the food all of you just ate.

So that means

that food we just ate was made from...

Correct.

Which means

what...we...we...ate...

- We ate... - No, no...

Don't say it out. I'm scared.

Ugh! I feel like my innards need a cleansing!

Just tell us what you cooked for us.

Tada!

Mom!

Snake meat.

This is the snake head, and that its innards.

Does it look like a krasue?

I'll boil it and brew it into a medicine for you, Madame.

No, I don't want any!

You can prevent snake venom by eating a cobra.

It can help strengthen you as well. Isn't that a good thing?

Just tell me what you want from me!

I don't want you anymore!

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Did someone ambush you, mom?

I'm going to force you out of this house

without me having to say a word.

You're waiting for me to get out of the car, right?

Go on then.

From now on, your duty is to supervise their work.

Don't let them sneak in a nap or slack off.

I can't take it anymore, Baimon.

We just arrived, and they're working us hard.

Won't we die before you can graduate?