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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:06,750 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:11,654 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:17,894 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:21,397 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:25,601 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,070 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,139 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:35,578 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:36,979 -♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA ♪ 10 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:38,681 -♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 11 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:43,086 -♪ SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS QUITE SURE ♪ 12 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,287 ♪ BABY ♪ 13 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,890 -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 14 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,125 -♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪ 15 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,928 -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 16 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,130 -♪ OH, I'M GONNA KEEP ON TRYING ♪ 17 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,832 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 18 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:59,335 ♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON TRYING NOW, BABY ♪ 19 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:03,561 -♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 20 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,310 -EVERY KID NEEDS A HERO. 21 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,201 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 22 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:14,917 THEY TEACH US ABOUT COURAGE... 23 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,287 ABOUT IDEALS... 24 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,423 ABOUT LIFE. 25 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:24,093 SOMETIMES HEROES ARE EASY TO SPOT. 26 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:28,553 BUT SOMETIMES... THEY TURN UP IN UNLIKELY PLACES. 27 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,672 -SQUARE BOTH SIDES OF THE EQUATION, 28 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,907 AND COMPLETE YOUR SOLUTION, AND THEN PROVE IT 29 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,344 BY SUBSTITUTING BOTH ROOTS IN THE ORIGINAL EQUATION. 30 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:44,180 -MR. COLLINS AND I HAD BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER... 31 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,649 A LOT OF MATH, ANYWAY. 32 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:49,886 -THE SQUARE ROOT OF X MINUS 2 IS X MINUS 2 TIMES X MINUS 2. 33 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,488 X EQUALS X SQUARED... 34 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,723 -WE'D KIND OF STARTED OUT ON THE WRONG FOOT, 35 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,192 BUT THE MORE I GOT TO KNOW HIM, THE MORE I... 36 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,395 WELL... I LIKED THE GUY. 37 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,697 -AND THAT IS HOW WE SOLVE EQUATIONS 38 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,100 INVOLVING A SINGLE RADICAL. 39 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:08,337 -HE WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D CALL "COOL"... 40 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,827 -QUESTIONS? 41 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,298 MR. McCORMICK. 42 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:17,547 -IS THERE ANY OF THIS STUFF WE SHOULD KNOW FOR THE TEST? 43 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,649 -ALL OF IT. 44 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,017 -ALL OF IT? 45 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,309 -I WOULDN'T TEACH IT IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW IT. 46 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,857 - BUT HE WAS FAIR. 47 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,225 -I SUGGEST, IN PARTICULAR, 48 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,927 THAT YOU STUDY THE EQUATION ON THE BOARD. 49 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,862 THAT IS LIKELY TO BE ON YOUR QUIZ. 50 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,497 -YOU HAD TO RESPECT THE GUY. 51 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,865 AT LEAST I DID. 52 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,635 AND I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT RESPECT WAS MUTUAL. 53 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,724 -MR. ARNOLD. 54 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,772 DO YOU FIND SOMETHING AMUSING? 55 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:46,109 -UH... NO. NOTHING. 56 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:51,080 -FOR TOMORROW... 57 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:55,118 REVIEW UNIT 14... "ROOTS AND RADICALS." 58 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,287 -WHAT A DOOFUS! 59 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,223 -MAYBE TO SOME, 60 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:03,659 BUT TO ME, THE MAN WAS KIND OF A HERO. 61 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,818 HE MADE ME WANT TO DO MY BEST. 62 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:12,335 NOT THAT MY BEST WAS ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT, BUT... 63 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,293 THIS IS A BEAR. 64 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,041 WHY'D I EVER LET MR. COLLINS TALK ME INTO ADVANCED MATH? 65 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,844 -OH, COME ON, PAUL. YOU'RE DOING FINE. 66 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,980 -AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER THE ANXIETIES 67 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,781 OF A MAJOR-LEAGUE MATH JOCK. 68 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,418 I DON'T KNOW. 69 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,775 LOOK WHAT I GOT ON MY LAST QUIZ. 70 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,556 A "B." 71 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,346 -SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A "B"? 72 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,817 -A "B" IS LIKE KISSING YOUR SISTER. 73 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,431 -SO, WHO AM I KISSING? 74 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:45,501 -UH... LOOK, I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE... 75 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,438 -NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, PAUL. I'M FINE ABOUT IT, REALLY. 76 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,741 -I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT SOME BOOKS. 77 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,510 -FACT WAS, I WAS KIND OF PROUD OF MY PALTRY "C." 78 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,178 I'D WORKED HARD FOR IT, 79 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,181 AND, HECK, WE CAN'T ALL BE "JOE ALGEBRA." 80 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:00,149 BESIDES, WHO KNEW? 81 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,752 WITH A LITTLE MORE EFFORT AND A TEACHER LIKE COLLINS... 82 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,654 -RIGHT. COLLINS? 83 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,923 THE GUY LIVES ON THE PLANET PYTHAGORAS. 84 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,992 HE COULDN'T FIND HIS NOSE WITH BOTH HANDS AND A SLIDE RULE. 85 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,597 -WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT WAS THIS? 86 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,765 -I DON'T KNOW. SOUNDS RISKY. 87 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:20,003 -YOU KIDDING? IT'S EASY. NOTHING TO IT. 88 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,437 LOOK AT THIS. 89 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,872 -IT'S OUR MATH BOOK. SO WHAT? 90 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,741 -YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 91 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,810 -WHOA! IT'S THE TEACHER'S EDITION. 92 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,911 WHERE'D YOU GET IT? - HEY, I GOT IT, OKAY? 93 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,113 COLLINS' QUIZZES ARE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOOK. 94 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:34,316 AND THIS BOOK... HAS ALL THE ANSWERS. 95 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,752 -IT WAS WEIRD. 96 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,588 I'D NEVER FIGURED McCORMICK FOR A... CHEATER. 97 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,022 -I DON'T KNOW. 98 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,992 -HEY, YOU WERE THE ONES COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR GRADES. 99 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:46,184 IF YOU WANT TO START PULLING B's INSTEAD OF D's... 100 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,832 -WELL, HOW WOULD WE DO IT? 101 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,202 -OKAY, UM, FIRST WE NEED A CODE. 102 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:55,305 SO, WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT IT, WE'LL SAY, UM... 103 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,706 "HOW 'BOUT THOSE METS?" 104 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,641 - "HOW 'BOUT THOSE METS?" 105 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,425 HEY, THAT'S GREAT. - COOL. 106 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,480 -SO, UH... BACK TO THE GRIND, HUH? 107 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,815 - YEAH, LET'S GO. - YEAH. SEE YA, EDDIE. 108 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,473 -Shh! 109 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,993 -I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. WERE THESE GUYS CRAZY? 110 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,695 CHEATING IN COLLINS' CLASS? 111 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,697 THAT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. 112 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:25,268 -MORALITY IS A LUXURY IN COMBAT, MEN. 113 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,371 AND "FAIR"...IS FOR FAIRY TALES. 114 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:33,376 THE LAWS OF SURVIVAL... CUNNING... WITS... 115 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,301 KILL... OR BE KILLED. 116 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,784 GENTLEMEN... 117 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,576 I GIVE YOU... DODGEBALL. 118 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,997 BINGO! DIRECT HIT! 119 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,232 -OF COURSE, IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL, 120 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:00,336 YOU'RE NEVER TOO FAR FROM THE OUTER EDGE OF CIVILIZATION. 121 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,839 - HEY, ARNOLD! - McCORMICK. 122 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,508 -YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO OVERHEAR OUR CONVERSATION 123 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,076 IN THE LIBRARY TODAY, DID YOU? 124 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,878 -WHY? WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING? 125 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,214 -NAH. I KNOW YOU'D NEVER RAT ON US. 126 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,216 -JUNGLE TACTICS, MEN. 127 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,717 SHOW NO MERCY. 128 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,408 -UGH! 129 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,759 -I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, UH, IF YOU WANT IN... 130 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,527 -WAS HE JOKING? 131 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,229 -NO... NOT INTERESTED. 132 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,630 -HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 133 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,694 -COME ON. LET'S SEE A LITTLE OFFENSE. 134 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,125 VERY NICE, McCORMICK. 135 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,742 -YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT. YOU KNOW THAT. 136 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,144 -WHY IS THAT? 137 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,245 -'CAUSE YOU KNOW COLLINS... HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 138 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,080 AND THEN HE'LL EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST. 139 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,617 WELL, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 140 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,184 IT WAS A DUMB IDEA. 141 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,853 YOU'RE RIGHT, KEVIN. 142 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,923 -COME ON! FOCUS! CONCENTRATION, COMMITMENT! 143 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,825 -ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT COLLINS... 144 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:56,892 -COME ON, ARNOLD. 145 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,729 DON'T BE A DUNCE. COLLINS ISN'T GOD. 146 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:04,133 HE'S A MIDDLE-AGED ALGEBRA TEACHER IN A BAD SUIT. 147 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,135 -OH, YEAH? 148 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,304 WELL, THIS GUY WAS IN FOR A SURPRISE. 149 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,006 -ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. 150 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,007 -WE'LL SEE. 151 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,408 -YEAH, WE'D SEE. 152 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,177 AT LEAST HE COULDN'T SAY I HADN'T WARNED HIM. 153 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,379 NOW IT WAS UP TO HIM IF HE WANTED TO GET... 154 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:19,048 -UGH! 155 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,116 -YOU'RE OUT, ARNOLD! 156 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,721 -HAVE YOUR PENCILS READY. BOOKS OFF THE DESK. 157 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,557 YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS QUIZ. 158 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,460 -ALL RIGHT, DODGEBALL WAS ONE THING. 159 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,184 MR. COLLINS WAS QUITE ANOTHER. 160 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:38,568 I ALMOST FELT SORRY FOR THESE GUYS. 161 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,404 DID THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEY COULD PULL THIS OFF? 162 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,762 -BEGIN. 163 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,289 -WELL, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. 164 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,791 HERE IT CAME. 165 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,226 TARGET SIGHTED. 166 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,651 LOCK ON RADAR, AND... 167 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,155 I BELIEVE WE HAVE CONTACT. 168 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,146 -HUH? 169 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,748 -I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. COLLINS HAD MISSED IT. 170 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,851 RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE, AND HE MISSED IT. 171 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,186 -MR. ARNOLD. 172 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,276 IS SOMETHING DISTRACTING YOU? 173 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,691 -UH... NO, SIR. 174 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,717 -THEN I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN WORK. 175 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,753 -YES, SIR. 176 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,769 -OKAY, SURE, IF THAT'S THE WAY HE WANTED IT. 177 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:50,640 LET McCORMICK CHEAT. WASN'T MY PROBLEM, ANYWAY. 178 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:54,310 NOPE, I'D JUST GO ABOUT GETTING MY USUAL C's, HERE. 179 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,978 -A "D"?! 180 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,848 YOU GOT A "D"? 181 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,618 -I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I MEAN, I GOT A 72. 182 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,487 LAST WEEK, I GOT A 72, AND IT WAS A "C." 183 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,988 -LET ME SEE THIS. 184 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,991 HMM. HE MUST BE GRADING ON THE CURVE. 185 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,327 -THE CURVE... YOU HEARD STORIES ABOUT IT, 186 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,329 BUT YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HAPPEN TO YOU. 187 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,332 -IT'S KIND OF A PARABOLIC WAY OF GRADING. 188 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,868 IMAGINE THE GRADE DISTRIBUTION OF YOUR CLASS 189 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,069 IS LIKE A BELL... 190 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,105 -PAUL, I KNOW WHAT A CURVE IS. 191 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,741 -AT LEAST, I KNEW ENOUGH ABOUT IT TO SMELL A RAT. 192 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,244 YEAH. LOOK AT THAT. 193 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,180 -SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, IF THERE WERE SOME STUDENTS 194 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,483 THAT WERE GETTING C's AND D's LAST WEEK 195 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,218 AND THIS WEEK ARE GETTING A's AND B's... 196 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,842 -THAT'S IT! THAT COULD AFFECT YOUR GRADE! 197 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,157 -WHAT'D YOU GET? 198 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,958 -GREAT. 199 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,760 -BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 200 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,662 I MEAN, I'M SURE IT'S JUST TEMPORARY. 201 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,131 -WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? 202 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,467 -WELL, AN ENTIRE GRADE AVERAGE DOESN'T CHANGE OVERNIGHT. 203 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,068 THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS. 204 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,905 -UH-HUH. OBVIOUS TO PAUL, MAYBE. 205 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,873 BUT WHAT ABOUT TO MR. COLLINS? 206 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,875 IT WAS TIME FOR MR. "TOUGH BUT FAIR" 207 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,299 TO PUT A STOP TO THIS. 208 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,424 -Oh, come on. 209 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,425 -IT WAS SO OBVIOUS! 210 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,316 RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN. 211 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:23,254 COULD MR. COLLINS REALLY BE SO... BLIND? 212 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,195 IT WAS TIME TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 213 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,444 -MR. COLLINS? 214 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,213 -YES? 215 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,883 -IT'S ABOUT THE QUIZZES, SIR. 216 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,218 -WHAT ABOUT THEM? 217 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,287 -WELL, DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO COME FROM THE BOOK? 218 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,390 -THAT IS WHAT I TOLD THE CLASS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TERM. 219 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,893 -YEAH, WELL... 220 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,062 -ISN'T THAT A LITTLE BIT PREDICTABLE? 221 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,531 -THERE. NOW HE WAS CATCHING ON. 222 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,332 I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON HIM. 223 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,603 -KEVIN... ARE YOU HAVING A PROBLEM? 224 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,094 -UH... NO. 225 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,865 IT'S JUST THIS... CURVE, SIR. 226 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,848 WELL, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE UNFAIR? 227 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,671 -NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 228 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,053 -WELL... 229 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,256 IT JUST SEEMS TO ME THAT... 230 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,359 THIS SYSTEM MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT... 231 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,627 FOR... THIS CLASS, ANYWAY. 232 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:28,464 -THERE. I'D PRACTICALLY DRAWN HIM A MAP. 233 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,133 WHAT WAS HE GONNA SAY TO THAT? 234 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,759 -THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK, MR. ARNOLD. 235 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,108 BUT I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU NOT CONCERN YOURSELF 236 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,776 WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS. 237 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,377 -HUH? 238 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,415 -EVERY PROBLEM... 239 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:49,051 CONTAINS ITS OWN SOLUTION, MR. ARNOLD. 240 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,753 -WHAT WAS THIS GUY SAYING? 241 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,223 IT WAS LIKE TALKING TO A FORTUNE COOKIE, 242 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,925 WHILE MY GRADE WAS SINKING LIKE A... 243 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,581 -IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 244 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,551 -NO. 245 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,875 -AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I'D BEEN WRONG ABOUT THE MAN. 246 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,743 THIS WAS NO HERO. 247 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,946 THIS WAS JUST A MIDDLE-AGED GUY IN A BAD SUIT 248 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,948 TEACHING JUNIOR-HIGH ALGEBRA. 249 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,791 IT WASN'T FAIR. 250 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,993 THOSE JOKERS WERE GETTING A FREE RIDE 251 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,063 WHILE THE CONDUCTOR WAS ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH. 252 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,498 -HEY, McCORMICK! 253 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,834 -YEAH? 254 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,970 -IT WAS TIME TO PUT THINGS RIGHT. 255 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,640 I WAS GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 256 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,364 -WHAT?! 257 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,068 -IT WAS NOW OR NEVER. 258 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,451 -HOW 'BOUT THOSE METS? 259 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,644 -YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 260 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,062 -AND SO BEGAN MY LIFE OF CRIME. 261 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,724 THE FUNNY THING IS, I THOUGHT IT'D BE HARD, BUT... 262 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,486 McCORMICK WAS RIGHT. 263 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,311 IT WAS EASY. 264 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,360 AT FIRST. 265 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,961 -A "B." 266 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,332 KEVIN, THIS IS WONDERFUL. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 267 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,301 -PRETTY SOON, THOUGH... 268 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,569 -SEE? 269 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:50,639 WHEN YOU APPLY YOURSELF, YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. 270 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,876 - THINGS STARTED TO GET MORE COMPLICATED. 271 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,679 -YOU GOT A B-PLUS? KEVIN, YOU MATH STUD, YOU! 272 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,315 -THEN AGAIN... 273 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,917 -HEY, MAYBE I SHOULD STUDY WITH YOU. 274 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,952 -WHAT CAN I SAY? 275 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,320 -WHAT COULD I SAY? 276 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,888 -A-MINUS. 277 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,091 KEVIN, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 278 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,928 -IT WAS ALL A LITTLE CONFUSING. 279 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,197 -I HEAR MR. COLLINS IS REALLY HARD. 280 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,865 -WELL, YEAH, BUT IT... 281 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,400 -YOU'RE SO SMART. 282 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,491 -I MEAN, WHERE WAS IT ALL GONNA LEAD? 283 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,264 -MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOME OF MY MATH. 284 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,668 -AN "A." 285 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,584 -OKAY, MAYBE I'D GONE TOO FAR. 286 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,318 BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 287 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,054 AFTER ALL, IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR 288 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,522 NOBODY WAS MINDING THE STORE HERE. 289 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,260 IF COLLINS DIDN'T CARE, WHY SHOULD I? 290 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,617 -MR. ARNOLD. 291 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,998 MAY I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 292 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:54,025 -AND THEN, SUDDENLY, I CARED. 293 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,639 OKAY, THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS NOT TO WHIMPER. 294 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,609 JUST PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK 295 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,077 AND PRAY FOR A CLEAN STROKE. 296 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,947 -I'VE JUST BEEN LOOKING AT YOUR GRADES. 297 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,215 -YES, SIR? 298 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,917 -YOU SHOT UP FROM A 72 TWO WEEKS AGO 299 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:14,823 TO AN 85, TO AN 87, TO A 92, AND TODAY A 96. 300 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,593 NOW, WOULDN'T YOU SAY THAT WAS PRETTY REMARKABLE? 301 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,417 -WELL... 302 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,933 I GUESS SO. 303 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,636 -I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 304 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,805 -IN A WAY, IT WAS A RELIEF. 305 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,107 I GUESS, ON SOME LEVEL, 306 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,709 I JUST WANTED THE WHOLE THING TO BE OVER. 307 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,901 -I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU IN MY HONORS MATH CLASS. 308 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,116 -E-EXCUSE ME? 309 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,085 -WE'D HAVE TO JUGGLE YOUR SCHEDULE, 310 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,987 BUT I THINK WE COULD MANAGE THAT. 311 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,923 IT'S A VERY DEMANDING CLASS, 312 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,858 BUT, UH, BASED ON YOUR WORK IN HERE, 313 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,494 I THINK YOU'RE READY FOR IT. 314 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,751 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 315 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,865 -SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 316 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:57,933 -GOOD. 317 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,604 YOU CAN START TOMORROW. 318 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,030 -WELL, THERE YOU HAD IT. 319 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,478 -THEN PROVE IT... 320 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,314 -I WAS UP THE PROVERBIAL CREEK WITHOUT A SLIDE RULE. 321 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,817 - IN THE ORIGINAL EQUATION, THUS... 322 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,120 -THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, HUH? 323 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,321 -YEAH. 324 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,656 -YEAH, "GREAT" WAS THE WORD. 325 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,725 -IN ORDER TO REMOVE THE DENOMINATORS, 326 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,462 WE MULTIPLY BOTH SIDES OF THE EQUATION 327 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,897 BY 5X TIMES X MINUS 3. 328 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,999 AND THE RESULT IS... 329 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,470 -I WAS A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND. 330 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,739 -OF COURSE, WHEN WE SOLVE QUADRATIC EQUATIONS 331 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,574 BY COMPLETING THE SQUARE, 332 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,678 IT IS NECESSARY TO MAKE ONE MEMBER OF THE EQUATION 333 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,814 A PERFECT SQUARE TRINOMIAL. 334 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,215 BOTH SIDES OF THE EQUATION... 335 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,782 -DID YOU GET WHAT HE JUST SAID? 336 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,985 -WHEN YOU SOLVE QUADRATIC EQUATIONS BY COMPLETING THE SQUARE, 337 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,887 YOU HAVE TO MAKE ONE MEMBER OF THE EQUATION 338 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,611 A PERFECT SQUARE TRINOMIAL. 339 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,958 -YEAH. 340 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,860 THAT'S, UH... 341 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,862 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID. 342 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,131 - 4X PLUS 4. 343 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,934 ALL RIGHT, WHO CAN SOLVE THE EQUATION? 344 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,234 -OOH! 345 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,770 -UH, ISAAC NEWTON? 346 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,438 ENRICO FERMI? 347 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,106 -KEVIN ARNOLD? 348 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,609 -UH... 349 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,832 UH... 350 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,614 UH... 351 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:22,317 -PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN. 352 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,442 MR. ARNOLD? 353 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,579 -I WAS TRAPPED! 354 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,795 -COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION? 355 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:37,833 -73, 286, 12, 12. 356 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,468 -WHAT? 357 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:44,139 -13, 440, 11, 57. 358 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,375 -WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 359 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,476 -4, 7, 615, 42. 360 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,446 - WHAT?! - 5, 68, 93. 361 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,081 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! 362 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,950 -WHAT?! 363 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,585 -69, 1,000, 200... 364 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,888 -I DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF! 365 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,356 -44, 96, 27, 92. 366 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,924 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 367 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,094 -2-3-0-5, 172. 368 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,864 -THE SQUARE ROOT OF 14 BILLION, 3,000, 622,000... 369 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,232 -STOP! NO! PLEASE! 370 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,501 -89, 17, 67, 24. 371 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,025 -STOP! N-O-O-O! 372 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,907 -SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL... 373 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,378 A BOY SUFFERING THE TORTURES OF ALGEBRA. 374 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,746 HE WENT LOOKING FOR EASY ANSWERS, 375 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,681 BUT SOMEHOW IT DIDN'T ADD UP. 376 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,451 LET "X" EQUAL AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY. 377 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,487 LET "Y" GO LEFT UNANSWERED. 378 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:36,825 IF SIX BALD MEN GET ON A TRAIN GOING A HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR, 379 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,828 HOW MANY STOPS BEFORE YOU REACH... 380 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,819 THE TWILIGHT ZONE? 381 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,036 -WELL, I'D LEARNED ONE THING IN ADVANCED MATH. 382 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,404 I'D LEARNED I WAS GOING TO FAIL. 383 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,907 MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, 384 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,776 BUT SOON... AND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 385 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,445 -HEY, McCORMICK, WAIT UP! 386 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,080 -HEY, GUYS... 387 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,703 -HEY, McCORMICK. 388 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,218 I GOT A PROBLEM. 389 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,353 -HEY, MAN, I GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS. 390 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,654 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 391 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,888 -DIDN'T YOU HEAR?! 392 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,890 -WE ALL GOT F's ON THE UNIT TEST, 393 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,927 AND THE UNIT TEST COUNTS FOR 50% OF THE GRADE. 394 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,964 -IT'S COLLINS, MAN. HE'S TOTALLY OUT TO LUNCH. 395 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,333 HE'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE TESTS OUT OF THE BOOK, 396 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,968 JUST LIKE THE QUIZZES. 397 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,336 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 398 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,870 -MAYBE. 399 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,473 BUT SUDDENLY, I WAS BEGINNING TO WONDER... 400 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,342 -YOU'RE DEAD, EDDIE! 401 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,443 -COME ON, GUYS, GET OUT OF MY WAY. 402 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,278 - HOLD IT, McCORMICK. - WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET. 403 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,370 - ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. 404 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,992 I BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT WITH THE CURVE, 405 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,560 IF I'D JUST STAYED PUT, 406 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,130 THEN MY "C" COULD HAVE BEEN A "B"... 407 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,719 A REAL "B"... 408 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,827 ONE THAT I EARNED. 409 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,943 THE FUNNY THING IS, 410 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,946 McCORMICK AND THE OTHERS HAD PAID THEIR PRICE, 411 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,315 WHILE I WAS LEFT ALONE... 412 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,053 WITH NOTHING BUT MY CONSCIENCE... 413 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,578 STARING ME IN THE FACE. 414 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,821 THIS WASN'T GONNA BE EASY. 415 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,341 -MR. COLLINS? 416 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,820 -HAD ENOUGH? 417 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,607 -BUT... HOW... 418 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:09,666 -EVERY PROBLEM CONTAINS ITS OWN SOLUTION, MR. ARNOLD. 419 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,494 ALL RIGHT, NOW, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS AND SETTLE DOWN. 420 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,229 -SO, IT WAS BACK TO LONG HOURS, HARD WORK, 421 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,898 AND RESPECTABLE C's. 422 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,233 IT FELT GOOD. 423 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,069 -YOU MAY BEGIN. 424 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,905 -AS FOR WHY COLLINS HAD SINGLED ME OUT, 425 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,141 I COULD ONLY GUESS. 426 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,243 BUT THE MAN HAD SAID, 427 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,634 "EVERY PROBLEM CONTAINS ITS OWN SOLUTION." 428 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,239 -MR. ARNOLD. 429 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,276 DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? 430 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,014 -UH... NO. 431 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,852 NO. 432 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,836 -SO, I GUESS HE'D WANTED ME TO SOLVE THIS ONE... 433 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,805 ON MY OWN. 434 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:20,248 -♪ MANY'S THE TIME I'VE BEEN MISTAKEN ♪ 435 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:25,654 ♪ AND MANY TIMES CONFUSED ♪ 436 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:31,360 ♪ YES, AND I'VE OFTEN FELT FORSAKEN ♪ 437 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:36,732 ♪ AND CERTAINLY MISUSED ♪ 438 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:40,702 ♪ OH, BUT I'M ALL RIGHT ♪ 439 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,427 ♪ I'M ALL RIGHT ♪ 29698

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