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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO
SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
- ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪
TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA ♪
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-♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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-♪ SOMEBODY WHO
KNOWS QUITE SURE ♪
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♪ BABY ♪
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-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYING ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON
TRYING NOW, BABY ♪
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-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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-WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO VERY FAR
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TO FIND THE CENTER
OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
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MOM.
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-♪ YOUR MOTHER SHOULD ♪
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-SHE'S ALWAYS THERE.
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IT'S A PRETTY GOOD
ARRANGEMENT...
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WHEN YOU'RE 5.
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BUT AROUND AGE 13, THERE
STARTS TO BE... A PROBLEM.
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-KEVIN?
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-MOM, I'M IN THE BATHROOM!
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-THE PROBLEM IS,
SHE'S ALWAYS THERE.
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-IS EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY?
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-MOM!
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-AND I MEAN ALWAYS.
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-JUST CHECKING.
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-NOW, A MOM'S GOT TO BE A
MOM, BUT A GUY'S GOT TO BE A GUY.
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AND WHEN AN IRRESISTIBLE
FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT,
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SOONER OR LATER,
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.
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-HIKE!
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-NO-EQUIPMENT FOOTBALL.
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WE'D BEEN PLAYING IT IN
SHEPHERD'S PARK EVERY AFTERNOON
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SINCE THE COOL WEATHER SET IN.
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SURE, MAYBE IT LOOKED
LIKE MAYHEM AND VIOLENCE.
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BUT TO US,IT WAS SOMETHING MORE.
- I GOT IT!
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-GET HIM!
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-IT WAS MAYHEM,
VIOLENCE, AND DIRT,
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THE STUFF LAUNDRY
COMMERCIALS ARE MADE OF.
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-I GOT IT!
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-ALL RIGHT!
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-HEY, PFEIFFER, HOW MANY
SWEATSHIRTS YOU WEARING?
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-HEY, I NEED 'EM, OKAY?
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THAT WIND REALLY CUTS
THROUGH YOU LIKE A KNIFE.
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-SURE IT WAS RECKLESS.
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- BUT NOBODY GOT HURT.
- DOUG?
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-MUCH.
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-IS HE BREATHING?
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-I THINK SO.
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-ARE YOU BREATHING, DOUG?
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-I THINK HE'S HURT.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
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-NAH. HE JUST GOT THE
WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM.
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HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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-YEAH. I'M ALL RIGHT.
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-OH. GOOD.
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-HEY, ARNOLD, WE WANT REVENGE.
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NEXT PLAY'S GONNA BE A BLITZ.
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-FINE! COME ON. LET'S HUDDLE.
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-UM, KEV, I-I'M GONNA GO
GET ANOTHER SWEATSHIRT.
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-IT WAS A GAME YOU HAD TO LOVE.
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-UHH...
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-BREAK! -BREAK! -BREAK! -BREAK!
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-NO RULES. NO REFEREES.
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-BLUE! 26!
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- NO ONE TO ANSWER TO.
- BLUE! 26!
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HUT, HUT, HUT!
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-A THING OF BEAUTY.
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BUT THEN, MAYBE BEAUTY IS
IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.
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-KEVIN, IS THAT
BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT?
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-UH...
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-NOT THAT I HAD ANYTHING
TO HIDE, OF COURSE.
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IT'S JUST THAT... WELL,
YOU KNOW HOW MOMS ARE.
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-I DON'T THINK SO.
UH... IT'S KETCHUP.
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-KETCHUP?
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-YEAH.
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-HOW DID YOU GET THAT
BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT?
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-IT'S NOT BLOOD!
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-NOT MINE, ANYWAY.
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-IT'S KETCHUP, OKAY?
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-WELL, HOW'D YOU GET THE
KETCHUP ON YOUR SHIRT?
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-AT LUNCH TODAY.
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WE HAD FISH STICKS.
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-SURE. THAT'S IT. FISH STICKS.
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-WELL, THAT'S ODD.
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IT SAYS HERE THAT TUESDAY'S
PIZZA DAY AT SCHOOL.
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-BOY, NOTHING SLIPPED
PAST THIS WOMAN.
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-DID I SAY FISH STICKS?
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I'M SORRY. FISH
STICKS WAS YESTERDAY.
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THIS IS, UH, PIZZA SAUCE.
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-OH.
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-THERE! NEATLY DONE.
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THEREBY AVOIDING ANY
NEEDLESS DISCUSSIONS ABOUT...
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-SO, I HEARD, UH, DOUG
PORTER GOT CREAMED
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AT YOUR FOOTBALL
GAME TODAY, HUH?
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-FOOTBALL?
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IS THAT TACKLE FOOTBALL?
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-GREAT. NOW THE
FAT WAS IN THE FIRE.
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COMMENCE GRILLING.
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-WELL, MOM, YOU KNOW,
I-IT'S... IT'S NOT REALLY TACKLE.
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-WHO ARE YOU PLAYING
TACKLE FOOTBALL WITH?
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-JUST SOME FRIENDS.
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- AT SCHOOL?
- AT THE PARK.
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- YOU HAVE A COACH?
- A COACH?
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-WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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SHOULD BE SUPERVISED?
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-FOOTBALL IS TOTALLY BARBARIC.
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-THIS DISCUSSION WAS MOVING
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
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I HAD TO TAKE ACTION, AND FAST.
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-LOOK, MOM, THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT, OKAY?
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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TRUST ME!
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-OF COURSE I TRUST YOU, HONEY.
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I JUST DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO GET INJURED.
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INJURED.
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NO ONE'S GONNA GET INJURED, MOM.
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-AT LEAST NOT PERMANENTLY.
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-GEEZ, PAUL! WHERE WERE YOU?
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I TOLD YOU I WAS
GONNA LATERAL TO YOU!
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-WELL, I TRIPPED.
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THIS IS A VERY POOR
PLAYING SURFACE.
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-HEY, RANDY, YOU OKAY?
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-YEAH.
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-HEY, KEV, ISN'T THAT
YOUR MOM'S CAR?
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-YEAH.
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-FUNNY. SHE'D NEVER
DRIVEN BY HERE BEFORE.
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-OKAY. YOUR BALL.
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FIRST AND 10.
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-STILL, MOM WOULD
NEVER SPY ON ME.
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SO SHE PROBABLY HAD...
SOME OTHER REASON.
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-INSTINCT... THE
BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE.
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WHAT MAKES THIS SALMON FIGHT
HER WAY THROUGH HOSTILE CURRENTS,
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ONLY TO LAY HER EGGS
AND DIE, HER ENERGY SPENT?
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-MAYBE SHE WAS PICKING
UP YOUR DAD'S DRY-CLEANING.
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-HUH?
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-YOUR MOM.
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-THIS COURAGEOUS MALLARD,
FACING CERTAIN ANNIHILATION,
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DEFENDS HER YOUNG AGAINST
A VENOMOUS PREDATOR.
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-I JUST HOPE SHE
DOESN'T TALK TO MY MOM.
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-LOOK, PAUL, IT'S
NO BIG DEAL, OKAY?
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-AT LEAST I HOPED NOT.
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-EVER VIGILANT OF OUR HARSH
AND MURDEROUS ENVIRONMENT,
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A COUGAR DRAGS
HER CUB TO SAFETY.
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-OKAY, BUT IF YOU THINK
WE SHOULD STOP PLAYING...
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HEY, IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION.
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-LOOK, WE'RE NOT DOING
ANYTHING WRONG, OKAY?
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-I JUST HATE TO THINK WHAT
MY MOM WOULD DO TO ME
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IF SHE FOUND OUT.
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-WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
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-OF COURSE, THERE ARE CASES
OF INSTINCT GONE BERSERK.
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-AND THEN...
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-HEY, KEV, IT'S YOUR MOM.
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-WAIT A MINUTE.
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THIS WAS STARTING
TO GET EMBARRASSING.
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-LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
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-YOU'RE COMING WITH US?
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-YEAH, YEAH. I'LL JUST
BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
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-HOP IN.
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-WHY?
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-I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SHOPPING.
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-SHOPPING?
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-YEAH. THERE'S A SALE
OVER AT BOY'S TOWN.
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-AND SUDDENLY, I WAS
HEARING ALARM BELLS.
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-LOOK, UH, MA, I'M GONNA
TAKE THE BUS TODAY.
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SEE? THE GUYS ARE WAITING.
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-I THINK YOU NEED NEW PANTS.
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-UH, LOOK, MOM, THE PANTS
I HAVE ARE FINE, OKAY?
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I-I DON'T NEED NEW PANTS!
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I MEAN, THEY FIT
GREAT. THEY'RE STYLISH.
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I JUST DON'T NEED NEW PANTS.
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-THERE. PHEW!
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I WAS FINALLY GETTING THROUGH.
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-I THINK YOU NEED NEW PANTS.
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-♪ NOWHERE TO RUN TO, BABY ♪
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♪ NOWHERE TO HIDE ♪
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-BOY, TELL ONE LOUSY LITTLE
FIB ABOUT PIZZA ON YOUR SHIRT,
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AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
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PANTS.
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-♪ OOH, OOH ♪
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-♪ IT'S NOT LOVE THAT
I'M RUNNING FROM ♪
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♪ IT'S THE HEARTACHE
I KNOW WILL COME ♪
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-STILL, IF THAT'S WHAT MOM
NEEDED TO SQUARE ACCOUNTS,
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IT WAS FINE WITH ME.
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I COULD TAKE IT.
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-♪ EVERYWHERE I
GO, YOUR FACE I SEE ♪
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♪ EVERY STEP I TAKE,
YOU TAKE WITH ME ♪
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-HOW DO THEY FIT?
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-FINE. WE'LL TAKE 'EM.
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-I'M NOT SO SURE.
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THEY SEEM SEEM AWFULLY
ROOMY IN THE CROTCH.
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-GEE, MOM, COULD YOU
SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER?
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I'M NOT SURE EVERYONE
IN THE STORE HEARD.
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-ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.
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PLENTY OF ROOM IN
KEVIN ARNOLD'S CROTCH!
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-THERE. THAT WASN'T
SO BAD, WAS IT?
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-PURE LIVING HELL.
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BUT I'D SURVIVED.
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THE DEBT WAS PAID,
MOM WAS HAPPY,
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AND TOMORROW WAS A
WHOLE NEW BALL GAME.
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-OH, I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE.
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-FOR WHAT?
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-BUSTER BROWN'S.
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED SHOES TO
GO WITH ALL THOSE NEW PANTS.
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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
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-AND THEN, IN A FLASH,
EVERYTHING WAS HORRIBLY CLEAR.
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MOM WAS GOING TO TAKE ME
SHOPPING IN THE AFTERNOON
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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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-LOOK, MOM, I HAVE A
FOOTBALL GAME TOMORROW.
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-YEAH. WELL, WE CAN
TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.
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-UNH-UNH.
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WE WERE GONNA HAVE
THIS OUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT...
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-HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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-IT'S A TOUGH TIME IN LIFE
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WHEN YOU'RE
STRUGGLING FOR MANHOOD
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AND YOUR MOTHER STILL
OUTWEIGHS YOU BY 50 POUNDS.
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I WAS LEFT WITH
ONLY ONE OPTION...
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CALL IN THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.
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-DAD? WE'VE GOT TO TALK.
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-HUH?
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00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,204
-NO ONE HAD EVER ACTUALLY
SPOKEN TO MY FATHER
228
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,374
BEFORE HE PUT
DOWN HIS BRIEFCASE.
229
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,242
BUT I WAS GOING FOR BROKE.
230
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,744
-CAN YOU THINK OF
ONE GOOD REASON
231
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,179
WHY I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLAY
FOOTBALL WITH THE OTHER GUYS?
232
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,048
I MEAN, I BET YOU PLAYED
FOOTBALL WITHOUT ANY EQUIPMENT
233
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,316
WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE KID,
234
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,684
AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING
FOR A VERY LONG TIME NOW,
235
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,086
AND NOTHING'S EVER
REALLY HAPPENED.
236
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,222
AND THE GUYS ARE REALLY
COUNTING ON ME TO PLAY TONIGHT.
237
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,256
-SO?
238
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,280
-SO CAN WE PLAY OR NOT?
239
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,751
-SURE. GO AHEAD.
240
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,231
-TOUCHDOWN!
241
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,332
-I DON'T THINK IT'S
A GOOD IDEA, JACK.
242
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,623
-YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER.
243
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,172
-OKAY.
244
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,729
THAT DID IT!
245
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,110
-SO, I'LL PICK YOU UP
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW,
246
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,578
AND WE'LL GO FOR THOSE SHOES.
247
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,080
-THE LINES WERE DRAWN.
248
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,948
THE COURSE WAS UNALTERABLE.
249
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,351
-OKAY, HONEY?
250
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,653
-THIS WAS WAR.
251
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,604
-HEY, ARNOLD. NICE PANTS.
252
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,707
-OH, THANKS, HODGES.
NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE.
253
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,342
-YOU MISSED A GOOD
GAME YESTERDAY.
254
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,378
-YEAH. PAUL SET A NEW RECORD...
255
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,036
MOST DROPPED
PASSES IN A SCRIMMAGE.
256
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,951
WHERE WERE YOU, ANYWAY?
257
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,586
-OH, UH...
258
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,523
I HAD TO HELP MY DAD
259
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,147
CHANGE THE PLUGS
ON THE, UH, IMPALA.
260
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,229
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
TO KEEP HER RUNNIN'.
261
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,098
-I DIDN'T THINK
"BARGAIN-HUNTING WITH MOM"
262
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,666
WOULD GO OVER VERY WELL.
263
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,935
-YEAH? UH, YOU
CHECK ALL THE GAPS?
264
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,405
-UH...
265
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,506
YEAH.
266
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,175
-HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
FINGERNAILS SO CLEAN?
267
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,043
YOU KNOW, USUALLY IT
TAKES ME A COUPLE DAYS...
268
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,244
-SO, UH, DID YOU GUYS WIN?
269
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,946
-OH, NO. WE LOST. WE
COULD'VE USED YOU, TOO!
270
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,248
JIMMY'S MOM
WOULDN'T LET HIM PLAY.
271
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,772
-CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
272
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,986
-WHAT A WUSS.
273
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,622
-YOU'LL BE THERE TONIGHT,
THOUGH, WON'T YOU?
274
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,623
-OH. SURE.
275
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,813
-ALL RIGHT.
276
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:34,564
-WELL, THIS'LL DO.
277
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,332
-DID YOU USE THE LAVA OR THE...
278
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,789
-LOOK, PAUL, I GOT TO
GET BACK TO WORK, OKAY?
279
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,871
-TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER.
280
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,374
-WELL, THAT WAS
IT... DECISION TIME.
281
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,177
MOM HAS SPECIFICALLY
GIVEN ME AN ORDER...
282
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:52,348
MEET HER IN FRONT OF
THE SCHOOL AT THE BELL.
283
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:56,752
OR HAD SHE SAID
"MEET ME AT HOME"?
284
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,521
-MOM?
285
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:00,656
MOM?
286
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,724
I'M HOME.
287
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,160
HEY, MOM?!
288
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,661
-HMM, THAT'S ODD.
289
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,129
-ANYBODY HOME?!
290
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:11,466
-NOT LIKE MOM TO FORGET,
BUT HEY, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
291
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,336
YEP, NO SENSE IN LAYING BLAME...
292
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,728
ESPECIALLY WHILE THERE
WAS STILL DAYLIGHT LEFT.
293
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,382
-PFEIFFER, YOU'RE LATE.
294
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,550
-AM I?
295
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,694
-YOU GUYS DIDN'T START
WITHOUT ME, DID YOU?
296
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,956
-OF COURSE. WOULDN'T BE A
BIG-LEAGUE GAME WITHOUT YOU.
297
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,926
-GUYS... HUMILIATING EACH OTHER,
298
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,828
HURTING EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.
299
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,797
DID IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?
300
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,729
UH-OH. CAUGHT RED-HANDED.
301
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,011
THERE WAS ONLY
ONE THING TO DO...
302
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,346
GO ON THE OFFENSIVE.
303
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,169
-♪ KEVIN! ♪
304
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,852
-MOM!
305
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,053
-KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
306
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,088
-WELL...
307
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,323
-I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
308
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,425
TO MEET ME IN FRONT
OF YOUR SCHOOL AT 3:00.
309
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,293
-I FORGOT.
310
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,728
-YOU FORGOT?
311
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,996
-YEAH.
312
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,031
-HOW COULD YOU
JUST FORGET, KEVIN?
313
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,232
-WELL, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
314
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,068
MEET ME IN FRONT OF
THE HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL.
315
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,937
-THAT'S REALLY WHAT
YOU THOUGHT I SAID?
316
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:26,075
-WELL, I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE
WHETHER YOU SAID THAT OR NOT.
317
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,110
-AW, HECK, THE WOMAN KNEW
WHAT UNDERWEAR I WAS WEARING.
318
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,579
WHY DID I EVEN TRY TO FIGHT IT?
319
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,748
-WELL, I SUPPOSE WE STILL HAVE
TIME TO MAKE IT TO THE STORE.
320
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,182
-NO!
321
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,919
I'M NOT COMING, MOM.
322
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,287
-WHAT?
323
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,255
-I'M PLAYING FOOTBALL.
324
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,492
-NOW, I THOUGHT WE AGREED
YOU WEREN'T GONNA PLAY ANYMORE.
325
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,461
-NO, I NEVER SAID THAT, MOM!
326
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,430
-WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST FOOTBALL, ANYWAY?
327
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,133
-YOU KNOW, DOUG PORTER
SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING FOOTBALL.
328
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,302
HE HAS BLADDER PROBLEMS.
329
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,937
-BLADDER PROBLEMS?
330
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,272
-HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?!
331
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,307
WAS THERE A SECRET
NETWORK OF MOMS
332
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,543
WHO TRADED INSIDE
INFORMATION ABOUT BLADDERS
333
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,279
OVER BRIDGE TABLES
AND GROCERY CARTS?
334
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,836
-I JUST WORRY ABOUT
YOU, SWEETHEART.
335
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,353
-DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO, MOM?
336
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,845
I MEAN, JUST STOP BABYING
ME. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
337
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,968
-WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO...
338
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,025
GO.
339
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,463
-AND THEN I WAS FREE.
340
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,633
I WAS HIGHER THAN A KITE.
341
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,868
-GET HIM!
342
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,136
-I WAS UNSTOPPABLE.
343
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,805
-COME ON! COME ON!
344
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,273
-TOUCHDOWN!
345
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,109
TOUCHDOWN! WHOO-HOO!
346
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,000
-OKAY. NEW GAME.
347
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,847
-HEY, IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE.
348
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:15,450
-YEAH. I-IT'S GETTING
COLD. IS ANYONE COLD?
349
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,518
-ARNOLD?
350
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,453
-NEW GAME.
351
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,188
LOSERS WALK.
352
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,080
-LET'S GO.
353
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,394
-HEY, KEV, YOU THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
354
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,538
-OH, COME ON, PAUL.
DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS.
355
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,233
-WHOOPS. MAYBE THAT
WAS A LITTLE ROUGH.
356
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,068
-HEY, SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
357
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,803
-IT'S OKAY.
358
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:39,108
-BUT HECK, LET'S FACE
IT. I WAS FEELING MY OATS.
359
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,675
-ARE YOU READY?
360
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,845
-YEP, I'D FOUGHT A
BATTLE AND I'D WON.
361
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,836
THINGS WERE GONNA BE
DIFFERENT FROM NOW ON.
362
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,345
YEAH, THINGS WERE
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
363
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,895
AND THEN IT HIT ME.
364
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,864
ACTUALLY, CRAIG HOBSON HIT ME.
365
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,121
AND RANDY MITCHELL.
366
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,807
-AND MIKE DONOVAN.
367
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,345
-AFTER THAT, I KIND OF
STOPPED TAKING NAMES.
368
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,719
-MAN! THAT WAS AMAZING!
369
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,921
-COME ON, GUYS. GET OFF.
370
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:26,945
KEVIN?
371
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,947
YOU'RE BLEEDING.
372
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,262
-OKAY. YOUR BALL. FIRST DOWN.
373
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,431
-OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
THIS GAME IS OVER.
374
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,600
-SAYS WHO?
375
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,801
-SAYS ME.
376
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,203
THIS GAME IS CALLED ON
ACCOUNT OF DARKNESS.
377
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,638
AND THAT'S ALL. THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.
378
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,073
NOW, EVERYONE JUST GO HOME.
379
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,943
GO ON.
380
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,411
-HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
381
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,412
-YEAH. I GOT DINNER.
382
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,969
-WE'LL DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW.
383
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,317
-WHAT ARE YOU, HIS MOTHER?
384
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,388
-HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
385
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,790
I-I'M ALL RIGHT, GUYS!
386
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,258
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
387
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,494
I'M...
388
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,685
FINE...
389
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,691
-BUT I WASN'T. NOT REALLY.
390
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:24,502
BY THE TIME I GOT HOME, MY
HAND FELT LIKE A FIVE-ALARM FIRE.
391
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,330
-KEVIN, ARE YOU HURT?
392
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,532
-I WANTED TO ANSWER "YES,"
393
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:22,238
THAT I WAS HURT, THAT
I NEEDED COMFORT.
394
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,139
-NO, MOM.
395
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,175
I'M OKAY.
396
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,811
-AND I KNEW SHE
WANTED TO COMFORT ME,
397
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,268
TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
398
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,517
-WELL, THERE'S SOME IODINE
399
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,108
IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
IN THE BATHROOM.
400
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,882
GAUZE IF YOU NEED
SOMETHING TO WRAP IT IN.
401
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,863
-IN THE MEDICINE CABINET?
402
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,888
-MM-HMM.
403
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:20,529
-EVERY WAR HAS ITS CASUALTIES
AND EVERY VICTORY ITS PRICE.
404
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,632
BUT LIFE GOES ON.
405
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,568
NOTHING REALLY
CHANGED THAT NIGHT.
406
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,836
NOTHING BIG, ANYWAY.
407
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,304
JUST A VERY LITTLE PIECE
408
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,074
OF SOMETHING THAT WAS
NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME.
409
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,910
NOT EVER.
410
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,070
THE THING IS, IT'S HARD TO TIE A
BANDAGE WITH JUST ONE HAND.
411
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,786
SOONER OR LATER, THOUGH...
412
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,311
YOU LEARN.
413
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:09,093
-♪ YESTERDAY A CHILD
CAME OUT TO WANDER ♪
414
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:17,836
♪ CAUGHT A DRAGONFLY
INSIDE A JAR ♪
415
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:25,493
♪ FEARFUL WHEN THE SKY
WAS FULL OF THUNDER ♪
416
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:33,517
♪ AND TEARFUL AT THE
FALLING OF A STAR ♪
417
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,973
♪ AND THE SEASONS, THEY
GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND ♪
418
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:43,244
♪ AND THE PAINTED
PONIES GO UP AND DOWN ♪
419
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:50,852
♪ WE'RE CAPTIVE ON
THE CAROUSEL OF TIME ♪
420
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,854
♪ WE CAN'T RETURN ♪
421
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:57,726
♪ WE CAN ONLY LOOK BEHIND
FROM WHERE WE CAME ♪
422
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,630
♪ AND GO 'ROUND AND
'ROUND AND 'ROUND ♪
423
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:07,001
♪ IN THE CIRCLE GAME ♪
424
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:11,395
♪ THEN THE CHILD MOVED TEN
TIMES 'ROUND THE SEASONS ♪
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