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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:06,516 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:11,654 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:17,827 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,397 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:25,601 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,070 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,139 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:34,578 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:41,039 - ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,055 -HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT A PRELIMINARY... 11 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:48,191 -THE TRANSITION FROM SUMMER TO FALL IS A TRICKY ONE. 12 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,793 LIKE ASTRONAUTS RETURNING FROM SPACE, 13 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:53,896 WE HAD TO RE-ENTER THE ATMOSPHERE OF SCHOOL CAREFULLY 14 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,400 SO THE SUDDEN CHANGE IN PRESSURE WOULDN'T KILL US. 15 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:03,039 -YOU BROUGHT 'EM IN BEAUTIFULLY. 16 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,377 -STILL, THE BEGINNING OF EIGHTH GRADE 17 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,802 LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GONNA BE A SMOOTH LANDING. 18 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:16,620 WE WEREN'T THE LOWEST MEN ON THE TOTEM POLE ANYMORE. 19 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:20,746 WE WERE MEN AMONG SEVENTH-GRADE BOYS. 20 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:27,297 MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE WERE MEN AMONG SEVENTH-GRADE GIRLS. 21 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,833 -♪ A, B, C ♪ 22 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,969 ♪ EASY AS 1, 2, 3 ♪ 23 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:35,205 ♪ OR SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI ♪ 24 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,706 ♪ A, B, C ♪ 25 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,709 -IN SOCIAL STUDIES, WE TALKED ABOUT WOODSTOCK. 26 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,078 -♪ EASY AS 1, 2, 3 ♪ 27 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,881 -AND I COULD FEEL THE LOVE. 28 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,515 -MEN... 29 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,953 THESE... ARE ROPES. 30 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,855 -IN GYM, WE WERE INTRODUCED TO THE OBVIOUS. 31 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:56,058 -♪ I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SING IT OUT ♪ 32 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:57,727 -♪ COME ON, COME ON, COME ON ♪ 33 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,196 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪ 34 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,864 ♪ READING, WRITING, ARITHMETIC... ♪ 35 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,733 -IN FRENCH, MISS MARTINSON SHOWED US SLIDES 36 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,356 FROM HER TRIP TO PARIS. 37 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,339 WRONG SLIDE. 38 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,209 -YEP. EVERYTHING WAS LOOKING A-OKAY. 39 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,378 ALL SYSTEMS GO. 40 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,916 UNTIL FOURTH PERIOD. 41 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,918 -TAKE YOUR SEATS AND OPEN YOUR TEXTBOOKS 42 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,554 TO UNIT ONE, PAGE 16. 43 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,924 WE WILL BEGIN WITH THE INTRODUCTION TO VARIABLES. 44 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,459 -WHO IS THIS GUY? 45 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,494 -MY NAME IS MR. COLLINS. 46 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,663 IF WE USE A SYMBOL, SUCH AS "X," 47 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,733 TO REPRESENT THE UNSPECIFIED MEMBER OF THE SET... 48 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,435 -SO MUCH FOR INTRODUCTIONS. 49 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,736 -IN A VENN DIAGRAM, 50 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,374 "S" IS THE REPLACEMENT SYMBOL FOR THE VARIABLE "X." 51 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,509 -WE'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIM. 52 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:50,813 HE WAS A MATH MACHINE... ALL MATH, ALL THE TIME, 53 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,115 WITH THE CHALK MARKS TO PROVE IT. 54 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:57,286 -IF THE UNION OF SETS "S" AND "T" IS -2 AND 0, 55 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,288 WHAT IS THE INTERSECTION? 56 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,691 -FACED WITH THIS IMPLACABLE FORCE, 57 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,359 WE ROSE TO THE CHALLENGE. 58 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,293 -YES. 59 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,561 -MR. COLLINS, 60 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,631 HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DRAW SUCH NEAT CIRCLES? 61 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,600 -EACH IN OUR OWN WAY. 62 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,136 -IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DRAW PERFECT CIRCLES 63 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,904 TO DO THESE PROBLEMS CORRECTLY. 64 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,374 IT WILL NOT AFFECT YOUR GRADE EITHER WAY. 65 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,676 -BUT NOTHING DISTRACTED HIM. 66 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,777 -IS THIS, LIKE, STUFF THAT YOU COULD USE 67 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,113 TO FIGURE OUT TOM SEAVER'S EARNED RUN AVERAGE? 68 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,482 -NOT THE AMAZING METS... 69 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,583 -NO. THAT WOULD BE SIMPLE ARITHMETIC. 70 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,952 -OOH! OOH! 71 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,320 OOH! 72 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,922 - NOT EVEN THE CRIES OF THE TORTURED. 73 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:37,226 -THE ANSWER IS THE SET OF -2 AND 0. 74 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,896 -WE FURTHER ILLUSTRATE... 75 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,099 -WE THREW EVERYTHING WE HAD AT HIM... 76 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,468 - TO DESCRIBE THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN VARIOUS... 77 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,602 SET "B"... 78 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,204 - BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 79 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,872 - POSITIVE NUMBERS. 80 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,977 NOW, THESE NUMBERS AND THEIR NEGATIVES IN SET "A" 81 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:57,113 MAKE UP THE SET OF RATIONAL NUMBERS. 82 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,082 -PSST! WHAT PAGE ARE WE ON? 83 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,083 -NO TALKING. 84 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,218 ANY RATIONAL NUMBER... 85 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,688 -SHEESH. I MEAN, COME ON. 86 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,789 WHO DIED AND MADE THIS GUY KING? 87 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,813 -YES? 88 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,332 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM? 89 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,533 -UM... 90 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,590 NO. 91 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:26,209 -FOR TOMORROW, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 10 92 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,410 ON PAGE 18. 93 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,182 -BOY, WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THIS GUY? 94 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,651 HE'S GONNA KILL US. 95 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,941 -NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 96 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,959 -SURE, HE LOOKED TOUGH, BUT I WASN'T WORRIED. 97 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,827 -COME ON. LET'S GO TO LUNCH. 98 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,664 -NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING, BUT I WAS A PRETTY BRIGHT KID, 99 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,867 COMPARED TO THE COMPETITION. 100 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,669 -WAYNE, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL? 101 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,771 -HUH? 102 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,075 -WITH WAYNE, THAT'S ABOUT ALL MY PARENTS EXPECTED. 103 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,711 WITH ME, THEY EXPECTED A LITTLE MORE. 104 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,247 -WELL, I HAD A GOOD DAY. 105 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,582 ENGLISH, FRENCH, MATH. 106 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,351 -FACE IT... THEY WERE PROUD OF ME. 107 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,952 I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF BY DEFAULT. 108 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,824 WELL, GOT TO GO MEET DELORES. 109 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,660 -WAIT A MINUTE. NOT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. 110 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,130 IN THIS FAMILY, WE DO HOMEWORK ON SCHOOL NIGHTS. 111 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,498 -WHAT ABOUT HIM? 112 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,565 -WHAT ABOUT HIM? 113 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,567 -WELL, HE'S NOT DOING ANY HOMEWORK. 114 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,069 -DON'T WORRY ABOUT KEVIN. 115 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,137 WHEN YOU'RE GETTING KEVIN'S GRADES, WE'LL TALK. 116 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,306 -OKAY, SOMETIMES IT WAS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 117 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,343 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THERE WEREN'T RESPONSIBILITIES. 118 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,346 YEP. WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA TO BONE UP A LITTLE, 119 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,614 START THE YEAR OFF WITH AN ACE. 120 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,249 OR MAYBE A "B." 121 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,818 B-PLUS, MAYBE. 122 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,322 - "D"? 123 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,791 -THESE ARE THE RESULTS OF YOUR POP QUIZ. 124 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,660 - "D"? 125 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,497 -IT WAS HORRIBLE. I'D NEVER GOTTEN A "D" BEFORE, 126 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,566 NOT EVEN IN PENMANSHIP. 127 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:05,263 -FOR HOMEWORK... PROBLEMS 15 THROUGH 25 ON PAGE 20. 128 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:10,279 -THERE WAS ONLY ONE POSSIBLE EXPLANATION... 129 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,948 THIS HAD TO BE A MISTAKE. 130 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,450 -KEV, YOU COMING TO LUNCH? 131 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:17,954 -IN A MINUTE. I HAVE TO TALK TO COLLINS. 132 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,546 -OKAY, BUT HURRY UP. SLOPPY JOES TODAY. 133 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,661 -I HAD TO HANDLE THIS WITH A LITTLE TACT. 134 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,096 -HI. 135 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,665 -AFTER ALL, THE MAN WAS HUMAN. 136 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,333 -YES? 137 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,570 -SO MUCH FOR THAT THEORY. 138 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:37,028 -UM... I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT MY QUIZ. 139 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:41,944 -YES? 140 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,602 -ABOUT THE GRADE. 141 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,672 WELL, IT'S A "D." 142 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,487 -YES, IT IS. 143 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,823 -OKAY. WE'D MADE A START. 144 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,925 -WELL, I... THINK IT MIGHT BE WRONG. 145 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,684 -WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 146 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,636 -YOU'RE RIGHT. 147 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,338 -THERE. THAT WASN'T SO HARD. 148 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,142 -NUMBER 5 SHOULD BE -1/2. 149 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,743 THAT'S HALF OFF. 150 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,544 THIS IS A D-. 151 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:21,217 THANK YOU FOR CALLING THAT TO MY ATTENTION. 152 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,941 -OH. 153 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,923 -NOW WAIT A DARN MINUTE HERE! 154 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,559 -MR. COLLINS? 155 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,560 -WHAT? 156 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,396 WELL... 157 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,664 -IF YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM, 158 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:39,201 I RUN A HELP GROUP AFTER SCHOOL ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. 159 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,636 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 160 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,606 THIS GUY WAS GETTING ENTIRELY THE WRONG IMPRESSION. 161 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,175 I HAD TO NIP THIS IN THE BUD, AND FAST. 162 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,211 -NO, IT... IT'S JUST THAT... 163 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,246 I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF AS A "D" STUDENT. 164 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,315 -REALLY? 165 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,884 -WELL, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S A LITTLE UNUSUAL, 166 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,985 DON'T YOU THINK? 167 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,520 I MEAN, A QUIZ ON THE SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL? 168 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,812 -O-O-OKAY. 169 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:07,363 -WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I... WASN'T AS PREPARED 170 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,986 AS I MIGHT HAVE BEEN. 171 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:14,170 -WELL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS REPRESENTATIVE 172 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,638 OF THE WORK I USUALLY DO. 173 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:20,765 -THEN I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR RESULTS ON FUTURE QUIZZES. 174 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,003 ANYTHING ELSE? 175 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,584 -NO. 176 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,852 THAT'S FINE. 177 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,687 -SURE. FINE. 178 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,090 JUST FINE. 179 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,159 IF THAT'S THE WAY COLLINS WANTED TO PLAY IT. 180 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,461 -HITTING THE BOOKS, HUH? 181 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,529 -YEAH. 182 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,987 -MM. WELL, GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 183 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,537 -SURE, I'D GET 'EM. 184 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:51,107 FACT WAS, I HADN'T REALLY STUDIED FOR THAT FIRST QUIZ. 185 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,775 BUT NOW I WAS SERIOUS. 186 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,945 I'D SHOW COLLINS WHAT I WAS REALLY MADE OF. 187 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,347 -WHAT? 188 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,783 -THIS WAS NUTS! 189 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,718 THIS WAS CRAZY! THIS WAS... 190 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:03,953 -ANOTHER "D"! 191 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,422 -WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? 192 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,124 WAS I LOSING MY TOUCH? 193 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,593 THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER ANSWER. 194 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,630 -CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? HE'S OUT OF CONTROL! 195 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,132 I MEAN, WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM, ANYWAY? 196 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,001 I MEAN, THE MAN IS BRUTAL, PAUL. 197 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,503 I MEAN, YOU SEE ALL THIS STUFF HE'S GIVING US? 198 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,304 AND THOSE POP QUIZZES EVERY DAY? 199 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,573 EXPLAIN THIS... HOW COULD IT BE A POP QUIZ 200 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,009 IF THERE'S ONE EVERY DAY? 201 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,877 - I DON'T KNOW. - OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW, 202 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,311 BECAUSE THERE'S NO LOGIC TO IT. 203 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,614 I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT LAST STUFF HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, 204 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:32,649 THAT ABSOLUTE VALUE? 205 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,083 HALF OF THE CLASS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 206 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,351 WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT! 207 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,186 I MEAN, WHAT IS AN ABSOLUTE VALUE, ANYWAY? 208 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,788 -IT'S THE VALUE OF A NUMBER WITHOUT REGARD TO ITS SIGN. 209 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,159 -ALL RIGHT. STUPID EXAMPLE. 210 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,728 -YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, PAUL. 211 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,265 SEE, THE POINT IS THAT COLLINS IS JUST DRIVING US TOO HARD. 212 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,033 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL KILLING OURSELVES. 213 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,802 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? GIVE US ALL D's? 214 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,170 -THERE'S A CERTAIN LOOK 215 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,572 THAT ONLY A TRUSTED FRIEND CAN GIVE YOU, 216 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,974 A LOOK THAT SAYS, 217 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,410 "YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE A TOTAL FOOL OF YOURSELF." 218 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,545 I WAS GETTING THAT LOOK. 219 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,579 -PAUL? 220 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,214 -HUH? 221 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,949 -WHAT'D YOU GET ON THE QUIZ? 222 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,340 -I FORGET. 223 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:18,883 -IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. I JUST GOT LUCKY. 224 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,031 -YEAH. 225 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,054 LUCKY YOU. 226 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,459 -I'M GONNA GO GET SOME DESSERT. YOU WANT SOME? 227 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,810 -I WASN'T HUNGRY. 228 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,346 WHAT I WAS WAS... 229 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,515 WORRIED. 230 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,722 -WE'RE GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM. YOU WANT TO COME? 231 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,958 -UM, NO, THANKS. 232 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,993 GOT TO STUDY. 233 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,783 -GONNA ACE ANOTHER ONE, HUH? 234 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,686 -YEAH. 235 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,302 DAD? 236 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,727 -WHAT? 237 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,109 -NOTHING. 238 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,899 -DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 239 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,003 -RIGHT. 240 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,321 -MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING THEN. 241 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,190 BUT FOR SOME REASON, I DIDN'T. 242 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,524 HOW COULD I TELL HIM 243 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,249 I WASN'T THE KEVIN ARNOLD HE THOUGHT I WAS? 244 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,172 THE ABSOLUTE VALUE... 245 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,664 OF -1... 246 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,745 IS 1. 247 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:50,141 -♪ ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DO ♪ 248 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:55,457 - 2 = 0. THAT RESOLVES TO X-1. 249 00:11:55,481 --> 00:12:00,195 AND X-2 = 0, WHICH GIVES US TWO SOLUTIONS. 250 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,031 DO THEY HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON? 251 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,134 -OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS, THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE. 252 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,791 -MR. ARNOLD? 253 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,572 -YES? 254 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,829 -THE INTERSECTION OF SETS "B" AND "C." 255 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,379 -UM... 256 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,580 X+4? 257 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,580 -INCORRECT. 258 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,383 MR. PFEIFFER? 259 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,018 -1 AND 2. 260 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,452 -CORRECT. 261 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,423 EXPRESSED AS SETS, THAT MEANS "X" REPRESENTS THE SET... 262 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,425 -THE PRESSURE WAS INCREASING. 263 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,183 -HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING AT SCHOOL, SWEETHEART? 264 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,865 -UH... FINE. 265 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,567 -I WAS LIVING A LIE. 266 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,204 AND IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I WAS FOUND OUT. 267 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,204 -KEVIN? 268 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,840 IF THIS PITCHER OF LEMONADE 269 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,975 MAKES EIGHT SERVINGS OF 1 CUP EACH, 270 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,509 HOW MANY SERVINGS WILL IT MAKE 271 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,680 IF THE CUPS ARE FILLED ONLY 2/3 FULL? 272 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:52,748 -HUH? 273 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,147 -KEVIN! DO YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE? 274 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,762 -UM, NO, THANKS. 275 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,964 -COME ON, HONEY. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 276 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:09,932 -MAYBE. 277 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,333 BUT THE FACT WAS, 278 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,425 LEMONADE WASN'T GOING TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS. 279 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,406 THAT AFTERNOON, 280 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:21,710 I JUST HAPPENED TO PASS BY MR. COLLINS' CLASSROOM. 281 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,846 BY ACCIDENT, OF COURSE. 282 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,882 SO, WHAT WAS THE BIG DEAL? 283 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:31,220 MAYBE I'D DROP IN, GET A FEW TIPS FROM THE OLD HELP GROUP. 284 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,311 WAIT A MINUTE. 285 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,761 THIS WAS THE HELP GROUP? 286 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,063 JEFF BLEDSOE THOUGHT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY 287 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,088 WAS A DISPUTE OVER CHEESE. 288 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,102 FRANK BARNES HAD BEEN IN THE EIGHTH GRADE 289 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,160 SINCE THE EISENHOWER ADMINISTRATION. 290 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,411 IN THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEM OF JUNIOR HIGH, 291 00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,515 THESE GUYS WERE... WELL, LET'S FACE IT... 292 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,007 BOTTOM-FEEDERS. 293 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,325 -ARE YOU JOINING US? 294 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,027 UH... NO. 295 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:16,098 I JUST... LEFT SOMETHING IN YOUR CLASS. 296 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,634 MY PENCIL. 297 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,069 -I'M GIVING A MAJOR TEST NEXT WEEK. 298 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:25,241 IT WOULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO BRING UP YOUR GRADE. 299 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,776 -YEAH. 300 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,710 WELL, UH, THANKS FOR TELLING ME, 301 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,769 BUT, UH... I REALLY HAVE TO BE GOING. 302 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,621 -SHEESH. 303 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,023 WHO DID HE THINK I WAS, SOME KIND OF... 304 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,047 LOSER? 305 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,519 LOSER'S BALL. 306 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,809 -NOW I WAS FEELING BETTER. 307 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,877 -15-0. 308 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,179 WANT TO PLAY AGAIN? 309 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,147 -NO, THANKS. 310 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,182 -WHY NOT? 311 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,984 -I GOT TO STUDY FOR THE TEST. 312 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,518 -OUCH! 313 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,021 -OH, COME ON. ONE MORE GAME. 314 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,121 -I CAN'T. 315 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,090 -PAUL. 316 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:18,026 -WE COULD STUDY TOGETHER IF YOU WANT. 317 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,863 -WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 318 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,097 -NOTHING. 319 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,966 -I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY, PAUL. 320 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,302 -THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 321 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,304 -I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! 322 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,605 -FINE! 323 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:31,873 SO I'LL SEE YOU. 324 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:36,044 -ALL RIGHT, MR. MATHLETE. 325 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,446 -KEVIN. 326 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,950 -OH, I'M SORRY, PAUL, FOR NOT BEING AS MATHLETIC AS YOU. 327 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,586 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO YOURSELF? 328 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,688 "UH, THE ABSOLUTE VALUE OF 7 IS, UH, 3." 329 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,123 -ACTUALLY, IT'S 7. 330 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,759 -WHO CARES?! 331 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,563 PAUL, MY LIFE IS NOT SO BORING THAT MY ONLY THRILL IS MATH. 332 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,032 -WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, MR. WIZARD? 333 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,224 -GOOD LUCK ON THE TEST TOMORROW. 334 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,578 -SO WHAT? 335 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,747 I DIDN'T NEED PAUL. 336 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,550 I DIDN'T NEED ANYBODY. 337 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,852 -PUT YOUR BOOKS ON THE FLOOR. 338 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,889 -ALL I NEEDED WAS... A MIRACLE. 339 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,659 -YOUR DESKS SHOULD BE CLEAR OF EVERYTHING BUT YOUR PENCILS. 340 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:28,564 -IF ONLY I COULD PULL OFF A B-, OR A "C." 341 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,132 OR A C-. 342 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,366 OKAY. 343 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,603 LET'S JUST TAKE IT SLOW AND EASY HERE. 344 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,907 FROM THE TOP. 345 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,876 QUESTION NUMBER ONE. 346 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,178 HMM. NOTHING FAMILIAR. 347 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,414 WELL, JUST FIND A QUESTION YOU KNOW HOW TO DO 348 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,338 AND DO THAT ONE FIRST. 349 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,933 -PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT. 350 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,358 MOVE RIGHT ALONG TO THE NEXT ONE. 351 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,848 IT TOOK ABOUT FOUR MINUTES TO ATTAIN... 352 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,883 TOTAL PANIC. 353 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:44,228 QUESTION 3 SHOULD READ 5X, NOT 5. 354 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,644 -I WAS DESPERATE. 355 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,270 I WAS A DROWNING MAN LOOKING FOR ANYTHING TO CLING TO. 356 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,305 ANYTHING. 357 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,772 AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I'D SUNK AS LOW 358 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,031 AS A PERSON IN EIGHTH-GRADE ALGEBRA COULD SINK. 359 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,685 AND THEN IT WAS OVER. 360 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,043 -PLEASE TURN IN YOUR EXAMS. 361 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,704 -YOU DON'T NEED TO GRADE IT. 362 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,076 I GOT AN "F." 363 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,284 I DIDN'T ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS. 364 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,706 I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND MATH. 365 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,110 I'M... I'M LOUSY AT IT. 366 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,401 I... I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING! 367 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,885 -GOOD. 368 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,243 -HUH? 369 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,549 -MAYBE NOW YOU'RE READY TO START. 370 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,367 -WAIT A MINUTE. 371 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,670 I JUST TOLD YOU... I FAILED! 372 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,428 -THERE'LL BE ANOTHER TEST IN TWO WEEKS. 373 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,720 -I FELT LOST. 374 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,056 I FELT CONFUSED. 375 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,381 I FELT ALONE. 376 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,152 -YOU OKAY, PAL? 377 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,061 KEV? 378 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,799 -NO, DAD. 379 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,404 I'M NOT. 380 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,666 -MULTIPLICATIVE INVERSE PROPERTY TELLS US 381 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:03,405 FOR EACH REAL NONZERO NUMBER "A" THERE EXISTS A REAL NUMBER, 1/A, 382 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,609 SUCH THAT A x 1/A = 1. 383 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,711 -THERE ARE TIMES IN LIFE WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE LOST... 384 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:10,935 -KEVIN? 385 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,682 CAN YOU SIMPLIFY THE QUOTIENT? 386 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,584 -UM... 387 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,419 - WHEN EVERY TURN YOU TAKE SEEMS WRONG. 388 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,221 - 1/5. 389 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:21,378 -NO. 390 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,184 TRY AGAIN. 391 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,367 -THEN, JUST FOR A MOMENT... 392 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,269 YOU SEE A LIGHT. 393 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,503 -NEGATIVE 1/5. 394 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,561 -CORRECT. 395 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,646 NOW, YOU CAN ALSO SIMPLIFY 396 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:47,004 USING THE ABSOLUTE VALUE OF FACTORS. 397 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:53,288 -AND SO I BEGAN THAT LONG CLIMB INTO THE LIGHT. 398 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,725 ONLY THIS TIME, I WASN'T ALONE. 399 00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:02,419 -♪ WELL, THE SUN IS SURELY SINKING DOWN ♪ 400 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:08,458 ♪ BUT THE MOON IS SLOWLY RISING ♪ 401 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:16,433 ♪ SO THIS OLD WORLD MUST STILL BE SPINNING AROUND ♪ 402 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:22,139 ♪ AND I STILL LOVE YOU ♪ 403 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:29,124 ♪ SO CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ 404 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,794 ♪ YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ 405 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,250 ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 26853

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