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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:06,282 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,521 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,836 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,906 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,378 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:40,806 - ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:56,066 -♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND TROUBLED ♪ 11 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,267 -IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE BEING 12 YEARS OLD 12 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,269 AND GOING WITHOUT CERTAIN THINGS, 13 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,739 LIKE THREE MONTHS OFF IN THE SUMMERTIME 14 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:06,076 OR A GOOD BICYCLE TO CRUISE THE NEIGHBORHOOD ON. 15 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,777 MORE THAN ANYTHING, THOUGH, 16 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,346 IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE BEING 12 YEARS OLD 17 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,249 AND NOT HAVING A BEST FRIEND LIKE PAUL PFEIFFER. 18 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:17,687 -♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ME ♪ 19 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,357 -PAUL WAS THE NICEST KID I EVER KNEW. 20 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,725 HE WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR ME... I KNOW IT. 21 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,328 AND I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR HIM. 22 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:28,620 AT LEAST I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD. 23 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:36,006 -♪ YOU JUST CALL ♪ 24 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:38,397 -HOW MANY HOME RUNS DID YAZ HIT IN '64? 25 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,647 -OH. UM... 26 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,048 15. 27 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,316 -CAREER BATTING AVERAGE? 28 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,185 -THAT WOULD BE .30... 29 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,121 NO, WAIT... 298. 30 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,056 -HOBBIES? 31 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,759 -KAYAKING AND... 32 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,693 TROUT FISHING! 33 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,530 -WHAT CAN YOU SAY? THE KID LOVED TO TALK SPORTS. 34 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,365 -OKAY, ONE MORE GAME. CHECK IT. 35 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,834 -THE KID LOVED TO PLAY SPORTS. 36 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,101 -ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. 37 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,537 -THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING THIS KID! 38 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,905 HE'S LIKE A MACHINE OUT THERE! 39 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,306 -MORE THAN ANYTHING, THOUGH, 40 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,876 THE KID LOVED TO TALK WHILE PLAYING SPORTS. 41 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,077 -HE DRIBBLES LEFT. 42 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,845 HE'S LOOKING FOR HIS SWEET SPOT. 43 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,335 HE STOPS. HE POPS. 44 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,682 OH, JUST OFF THE RIM! 45 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,451 BUT HE GETS HIS OWN REBOUND! UNBELIEVABLE! 46 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,254 -THE FACT THAT PAUL SANK MAYBE TWO BUCKETS PER SEASON 47 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,890 REALLY DIDN'T MATTER THAT MUCH. 48 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,759 -AND PFEIFFER'S DELIBERATELY WORKING WITH THE BALL NOW. 49 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,627 EVER THE THINKING PLAYER. 50 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,531 -THAT TITLE-WINNING SHOT WAS ALWAYS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 51 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,434 -AND THE PRESSURE'S ON. HE LOOKS FOR HIS SWEET SPOT. 52 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,970 HERE COMES HIS SUPER-SUPREME FADEAWAY HOOK SHOT! 53 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,593 -NO, PAUL! DON'T! 54 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,412 -SOVIET TANKS AND BOMBERS 55 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,815 SWEPT THOUGHT THE CZECH CAPITAL OF PRAGUE LAST NIGHT 56 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,816 UNDER THE DUBIOUS GUISE OF RESTORING ORDER 57 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,918 FOR THE APPARENTLY PEACEFUL CITIZENS. 58 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,186 -YOU AREN'T PALMING IT, PAUL. 59 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,455 -I AM SO! LOOK! 60 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,523 -PIPE DOWN. WE'RE WATCHING THE NEWS. 61 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,626 -CITIZENS OF PRAGUE, SHOCKED AND STUNNED BY THE ASSAULT, 62 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:06,062 OFFERED NO MILITARY RESISTANCE TO THE OVERWHELMING FORCES. 63 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:09,533 BY DAWN, THE CITY WAS UNDER SOVIET CONTROL. 64 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,901 MORE AFTER THIS. 65 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,102 -IRREGULARITY. 66 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:16,172 -SO... YOU WANT TO DEFEND YOUR COMMUNISTS NOW? 67 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,874 -I HAPPEN TO BE A SOCIALIST. 68 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,009 -OH, SOCIALIST. I SEE. 69 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,911 -HONEY, DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED ICED TEA WITH DINNER? 70 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,212 -AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 71 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,115 THAT SAME OPPRESSION EXISTS IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD. 72 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,284 -DO YOU SEE A TANK IN MY BACKYARD? 73 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,387 I DON'T SEE A TANK IN MY BACKYARD. 74 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,656 -DOES ANYONE NOT WANT BRUSSELS SPROUTS WITH DINNER? 75 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,224 -IT WAS FUNNY HOW THOSE THINGS WOULD GO. 76 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,926 DAD WOULD ARGUE, KAREN WOULD ARGUE, 77 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,862 AND MOM WOULD GET THE ULCER. 78 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,063 -OH, KEVIN, PLEASE REFILL THAT ICE TRAY 79 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,131 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH IT. 80 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,833 -THE NEWS IS ON, FOLKS. 81 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,301 -TALK ABOUT FASCISM. 82 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,836 -ONCE AGAIN, OUR TOP STORY... 83 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,538 THERE IS NO JOY ON THE STREETS OF PRAGUE TONIGHT 84 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,874 AS SOVIET FORCES PATROL THE CITY 85 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,242 WITH ONE PURPOSE IN MIND... 86 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,045 TO CRUSH THE SPIRIT OF THE PEOPLE. 87 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,246 -PEOPLE... 88 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,681 -OF COURSE, WE IN THE FREE WORLD 89 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,250 NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT A TOTALITARIAN MILITARY, 90 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,252 BECAUSE ALL OUR TOTALITARIANS 91 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,753 ARE BUSY TEACHING JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. 92 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,688 - WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIVES, 93 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:09,325 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER TODAY 94 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:13,384 AS THE DAY THAT WE TURNED YOU LITTLE BOYS INTO YOUNG MEN. 95 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:18,568 -HE'S GOT A DUFFEL BAG. I THINK IT'S BASKETBALL. 96 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,202 -YEAH! BASKETBALL! 97 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,005 -UNFORTUNATELY FOR MR. CUTLIP, 98 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,373 OUR SPIRITS WERE NOT YET COMPLETELY CRUSHED. 99 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,041 -IF YOU BOYS WANT TO KEEP TALKING, 100 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,866 WE CAN SPEND THE REST OF THE MORNING RUNNING LAPS. 101 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,143 WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 102 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,291 -CUTLIP'S LAPDOG... JOEY HARRIS. 103 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,461 THE KID HAD NO SELF-RESPECT. 104 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,895 -A BASKETBALL, SIR? 105 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,799 -MUCH MORE THAN A BASKETBALL, HARRIS. 106 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,322 PEOPLE... 107 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,905 I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS. 108 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,807 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, 109 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,076 RED, OR YELLOW. 110 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,745 I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN SEEING ONE PLAYER 111 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:03,946 ON THE BASKETBALL COURT. 112 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,249 AND THAT PLAYER'S NAME IS CHARLIE HUSTLE. 113 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:08,251 CAPICHE? 114 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,619 -CAPICHE. 115 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,554 AT THAT STAGE, WE WOULD HAVE AGREED TO NUCLEAR WAR 116 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,222 TO GET ON THE COURT AND PLAY. 117 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,659 -BUT I COULD TALK AND TALK STRATEGY. 118 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:19,384 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LEARN BASKETBALL. 119 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,765 DIAGRAMS. 120 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:25,067 -ONCE AGAIN, MR. CUTLIP HAD FULFILLED THE SACRED OATH 121 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,468 OF THE PUBLIC EDUCATOR... 122 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,205 TO TAKE AN INHERENTLY FUN ACTIVITY 123 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:32,141 AND SAP IT OF EVERY OUNCE OF PLEASURE. 124 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,377 -SO I WANT TO SEE HEADS-UP OFFENSE, 125 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,945 AND I WANT TO SEE HANDS-UP DEFENSE. 126 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,947 OKAY? 127 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,004 QUESTIONS. 128 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,285 GOOD. 129 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,154 OKAY. 130 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,156 LET'S SEE FOUR CAPTAINS. 131 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,859 NORKLEN, SIMEONE, RYGOT, O'HARA. 132 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,962 THE REST OF YOU BOYS STAND UP ON THE LINE. 133 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,931 -BUT JUST IN CASE THERE WAS A LITTLE FUN 134 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,131 LEFT IN BASKETBALL... 135 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,133 -OKAY... 136 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,635 LET'S PICK TEAMS. 137 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,104 - WE WOULD NOW BE TURNED LOOSE ON EACH OTHER. 138 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,128 -I GOT JENKINS. 139 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,741 -I GOT SCHNEIDER. 140 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,442 -PICKING TEAMS... IT HAD TO BE 141 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,078 ONE OF THE MOST GRUELING RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD. 142 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,713 - CHIAPA. - I'LL TAKE VOGEL. 143 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,448 -BUT I FIGURED IT WOULDN'T BE LONG NOW. 144 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,916 I HAD MYSELF PEGGED 145 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,419 FOR A SECOND-, MAYBE A THIRD-ROUND DRAFT CHOICE. 146 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,253 -EVANS. 147 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,476 -GLEWA. 148 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,357 -PLATT. I GUESS. 149 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,993 -ALL RIGHT. ANYTIME NOW. 150 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,828 YEP, I'M READY TO PLAY. 151 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,264 -GIVE ME, UH, COLBERT, I GUESS. 152 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:31,000 -THAT'S RIGHT. OVER HERE, O'HARA. 153 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,735 KEEP COMING. 154 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,104 -GIVE ME... ARN... 155 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,071 -THAT'S IT! 156 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,439 NAH, GIVE ME WILSON. 157 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,374 -UGH! 158 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,410 ALL RIGHT, NOW, RYGOT. COME ON, MAN! 159 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,544 DON'T FORGET THOSE BIOLOGY NOTES. 160 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,880 -I'LL TAKE ARNOLD, I GUESS. 161 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,483 -OKAY! ALL RIGHT. NOT TOO BAD. 162 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,385 TOP HALF OF THE CLASS. 163 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,020 THERE WERE MORE THAN A FEW POOR LOSERS 164 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:54,123 WHO WERE WORSE OFF THAN OLD KEVIN AR... 165 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,126 UH, DID I SAY LOSERS? 166 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,850 THAT'S HARSH. 167 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,470 UH-OH. THIS WAS NOT GOOD. 168 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:12,130 IT WAS DOWN TO PAUL AND JOEY HARRIS. 169 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,445 TO BE PICKED LATE WAS BAD. 170 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,478 -UH... 171 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:18,247 -BUT TO BE PICKED LAST? 172 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,816 -I GUESS I'LL TAKE HARRIS. 173 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:20,950 -Pfeiffer. 174 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,894 -OKAY, FINE. I'LL TAKE PFEIFFER. 175 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,698 -AS SOON AS WE STARTED TO PLAY, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 176 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,422 PAUL WAS LIKE A MAN POSSESSED. 177 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,406 UNFORTUNATELY, HE WAS NOT LIKE A MAN POSSESSED 178 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,563 OF A GREAT DEAL OF ATHLETIC ABILITY. 179 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,598 -HEY, PAUL. 180 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,449 SURE BEATS CROSS-COUNTRY, HUH? 181 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,984 -YOU DIDN'T EVEN PASS IT TO ME. 182 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,220 -MAYBE YOU WEREN'T OPEN. 183 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:07,178 -OH, YEAH, RIGHT. I WASN'T EVEN BEING COVERED. 184 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,260 I'M NOT THAT BAD, AM I? 185 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,428 -OUCH. 186 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,597 THE QUESTION YOU HOPE THEY NEVER ASK. 187 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,889 -NO. YOU'RE NOT... THAT BAD. 188 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,059 -YOU THINK I STINK, DON'T YOU? 189 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,974 -PAUL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 190 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,476 I THINK YOU'RE... 191 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,478 GOOD. 192 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:30,980 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YES, I DO. 193 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,281 -SURE. 194 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,116 -LOOK, PAUL, I SAID YOU'RE GOOD. 195 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,918 HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT? 196 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,687 YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD! 197 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,978 JUST FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT?! 198 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,669 -THINGS DIDN'T GET A LOT BETTER FOR PAUL 199 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,971 OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. 200 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,773 -I'LL DEFINITELY TAKE HARRIS. 201 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,509 -IN FACT, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 202 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:03,612 THAT IN THE ONLY SMALL WAY THEY COULD HAVE, THINGS GOT WORSE. 203 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,482 - ONE, TWO, THREE... WAR. - ONE, TWO, THREE... WAR. 204 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,217 -OH, MAN, MATCHING ACES! 205 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,419 -YEAH, KEVIN, I GOT EYES. 206 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,221 -BEFORE LONG, THE SITUATION AT SCHOOL 207 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,856 BEGAN TO AFFECT OUR HOME LIFE. 208 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,424 - ONE, TWO, THREE... WAR. - ONE, TWO, THREE... WAR. 209 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,826 -YES! 210 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:20,396 -IN RETROSPECT, I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE DONE MORE 211 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,031 TO BOLSTER HIS SELF-ESTEEM. 212 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,567 -CONGRATULATIONS. I QUIT. 213 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,136 -WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 214 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,872 DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOOT SOME HOOPS? - NO, I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 215 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:30,873 -WHY NOT? 216 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,641 -I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 217 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,310 -I'LL SPOT YOU 10 POINTS. 218 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,712 -DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS. 219 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,980 -OH, COME ON, PAUL. WE HAVEN'T PLAYED IN TWO WEEKS. 220 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,516 -I SAID I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 221 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,518 AND STOP BENDING MY CARDS. 222 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,753 - PAUL... - STOP BENDING MY CARDS! 223 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,057 -HOW DO YOU HELP A FRIEND WITHOUT WOUNDING HIS EGO? 224 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,192 THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY. 225 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,061 -LOOK, PAUL, JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ANY GOOD IN GYM 226 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,085 DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD STOP PLAYING. 227 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,320 -LIKE THAT, FOR EXAMPLE. 228 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,736 -PAUL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 229 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,560 - HOME. - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE HO... 230 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,275 -WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, SON? 231 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,144 -DIRECT AND TO THE POINT. 232 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,447 JUST TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS. 233 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,115 -I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT GYM CLASS, SIR. 234 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,839 -PHYSICAL EDUCATION, SON. 235 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,254 -OH. YEAH, RIGHT. 236 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,222 PHYSICAL EDUCATION. 237 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:24,193 I MEAN, YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT TEACHER AND ALL... 238 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,997 BUT ANYWAYS, ABOUT BASKETBALL AND EVERYTHING... 239 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,698 I MEAN, IT'S REALLY GREAT, 240 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,734 AND THE DIAGRAMS ARE REALLY GREAT, 241 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,602 AND I'M REALLY GONNA TRY HARD AND... 242 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,794 -THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING... NEVER BE SATISFIED. 243 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,675 JELLYBEAN? 244 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,545 -BUT... 245 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,314 IT'S THE WAY WE PICK TEAMS, SIR. 246 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,382 -WHAT ABOUT IT? 247 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,416 -WELL, I... 248 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,084 -COME ON. JUST SPIT IT OUT. 249 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,419 YOU'RE RIGHT IN HERE. 250 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,856 JUST SAY IT... SIMPLY, PLAINLY, HONESTLY. 251 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,858 -I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR, SIR. 252 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,014 -WHAT? 253 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,599 -I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR. 254 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,788 -FAIR? 255 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,670 -IT WAS AN AMAZING THING 256 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,405 TO WATCH MR. CUTLIP'S REACTION TO THAT WORD. 257 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,374 "FAIR." 258 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,444 IT WAS AS IF THAT ONE SIMPLE UTTERANCE 259 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,913 WAS CUTTING THROUGH LAYERS OF DEAD WOOD. 260 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,918 -THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. 261 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,151 -LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 262 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,021 YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE AND TELL ME 263 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,123 THAT I'M BEING UNFAIR? 264 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,992 -NO, I... I MEAN... 265 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,227 LIFE IS NOT FAIR, ARNOLD! 266 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,463 THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR! 267 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,765 -OKAY. HE'S GETTING DANGEROUS. 268 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,435 -I HAVE A STEEL PLATE IN MY HEAD! 269 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,436 YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR?! 270 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,906 -NO. NO, I DON'T. 271 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,141 -I'VE BEEN TEACHING THIS CLASS 272 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,809 SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE TOILET TRAINED. 273 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,311 BUT IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR, 274 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,778 THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 275 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:50,980 I'M GONNA MAKE SOME CHANGES. 276 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,072 AND, MISTER, YOU BETTER LIKE 'EM. 277 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,728 -OH, GOD. THAT WAS IT. THE LOOK. 278 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:07,897 YOU REMEMBER THAT LOOK... 279 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,132 THE ONE THAT MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR 280 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,435 WITHOUT A WORD BEING EXCHANGED 281 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,438 THAT YOUR TEACHER HAD IT IN FOR YOU. 282 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,907 -IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION 283 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:23,446 THAT CERTAIN INEQUITIES EXIST IN MY MODUS OPERANDI. 284 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,149 SO TODAY, JUST TO BE... 285 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,506 FAIR... 286 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,178 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT MAKE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS. 287 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,195 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FOUR NEW CAPTAINS. 288 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,254 STETSON, PATKUS, GRIMLY, AND... 289 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,502 ARNOLD. 290 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,404 OKAY, CAPTAINS. 291 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,338 FRONT AND CENTER. 292 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,507 -WELL, I HAD TO HAND IT TO THE GUY. 293 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,744 HE'D FIGURED OUT HOW TO TAKE A SITUATION 294 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:58,814 THAT HAD REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND MAKE IT FAR WORSE. 295 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:03,452 HE'D MADE ME A CAPTAIN... THE PERFECT TORTURE. 296 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,620 I GOT RYGOT. 297 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,788 I'LL TAKE SIMEONE. 298 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,456 -UH, I GOT NORKLEN. 299 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,125 -AS IF IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH 300 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,226 WATCHING THE OTHER KIDS PICK PAUL LAST, 301 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,486 NOW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. 302 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,762 -I'LL TAKE... 303 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,943 PFEIFFER! 304 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,511 -LIKE A FLASH, IT HIT ME. 305 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,948 I'D BUCK THE SYSTEM, STAND UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY... 306 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:36,585 WIN BACK THE BEST FRIEND I'D EVER HAD. 307 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,258 OR, SAY... 308 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,161 -THANKS, KEVIN. THANKS A LOT. 309 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:48,297 COMPLETELY HUMILIATE THE BEST FRIEND I'D EVER HAD. 310 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,934 -ALL RIGHT, STETSON. COME ON. 311 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,236 WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 312 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,137 -UH, I'LL TAKE JENKINS. 313 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,372 -UH, I'LL TAKE SNYDER. 314 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,429 -CHIAPA. 315 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,212 -COME ON, ARNOLD. TIME'S WASTING. 316 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,048 -SUDDENLY, THE SCOPE OF WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO DO 317 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,684 CAME INTO FOCUS. 318 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:12,054 -I'LL TAKE... HARRIS. 319 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,423 WHAT IS HE DOING? 320 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,993 -OH, WHOA. 321 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,528 -LOOK AT THAT. 322 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,897 WHOA. 323 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,632 -AND SO, ONE BY ONE, 324 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,469 I PICKED ALL THE WORST KIDS IN THE CLASS. 325 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,204 YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY. 326 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,440 BUT SOMETIMES A GUY JUST KNOWS WHAT A GUY'S GOT TO DO. 327 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,610 AND THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 328 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,213 AND WHEN I WAS DONE, I LOOKED AT THEM, 329 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,249 I LOOKED AT MY TEAM, AND I THOUGHT, 330 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,818 "GOOD GOD. 331 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,387 WHAT HAVE I DONE?" 332 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,523 -JUST AIM FOR THE BASKET. 333 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,093 - TIME! - WHAT? - WHAT? 334 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,262 -WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS? 335 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,131 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GETTING BACK ON DEFENSE. 336 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,567 HAROLD, YOU GOT TO BOX YOUR MAN IN A LITTLE BIT. 337 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,892 AND, ALLEN, IF YOU HE GIVES YOU THE INSIDE LANE, GO FOR IT. 338 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,235 WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO IS PASS THE BALL. 339 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,210 WE'VE GOT TO HAVE TEAMWORK. 340 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,947 -IT WAS LIKE WATCHING SEA-MONKEYS COME TO LIFE... 341 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,749 NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU'D HOPED, 342 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,733 BUT AT LEAST THEY WERE WIGGLING. 343 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,108 -ALL RIGHT, GATHER 'ROUND HERE. 344 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,923 -MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THIS COULD WORK. 345 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,926 SURE, WE WERE OUTMANNED. BUT WE HAD THE BRAINS. 346 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,428 IF WE WORKED TOGETHER AS A TEAM, 347 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,398 IF WE USED OUR HEADS AND OUR HEARTS AND OUR SOULS, 348 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,732 WE COULD BEAT THESE GUYS. 349 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,934 -OKAY. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. 350 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:24,668 -UNFORTUNATELY, WE WERE NOT ONLY VERY UNATHLETIC... 351 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,707 WE WERE ALSO VERY STUPID. 352 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:48,137 AND WE HAD A VERY BAD ATTITUDE. 353 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,638 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 354 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,208 -I'M PLAYING BASKETBALL. MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? 355 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,342 -YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. 356 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,877 -SO WHAT? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 357 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,479 -NO, I WON'T. THAT PLAY WAS PATHETIC. 358 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,514 -WHO CARES? 359 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,737 -LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THIS BAD. 360 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,618 -WELL, MAYBE I AM. 361 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,354 -WELL, MAYBE IF YOU GOT OFF YOUR BUTT A LITTLE BIT, 362 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,454 YOU MIGHT BE DOING BETTER! 363 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,425 -GIVE ME THE BALL. 364 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,627 -NO, FORGET IT, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY. 365 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,918 -I SAID GIVE ME THE BALL. 366 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,458 -AND THEN IT HAPPENED. 367 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,662 IT WAS A MIRACLE. 368 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,768 IT WAS THE IMPOSSIBLE. 369 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,739 IT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. 370 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:20,663 -IN THAT INSTANT, THAT BRIEF PING OF RUBBER AGAINST STEEL, 371 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,898 BASKETBALL BECAME FUN AGAIN. 372 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,202 OH, WE STILL GOT SLAUGHTERED. 373 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,704 BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, 374 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,162 IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER. 375 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,924 YES, THAT WAS THAT CAT, ALL RIGHT. 376 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,682 -AND PAUL AND I GOT BACK TO THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE. 377 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:39,374 -♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND TROUBLED ♪ 378 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,410 ♪ AND YOU NEED A HELPING HAND ♪ 379 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:46,882 -THE WAY THEY WOULD STAY FOR MANY YEARS TO COME. 380 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:51,308 -♪ OH, NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT ♪ 381 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:59,895 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ME ♪ 382 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:05,233 ♪ AND SOON I WILL BE THERE ♪ 383 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:11,996 ♪ TO BRIGHTEN UP EVEN YOUR DARKEST NIGHT ♪ 384 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:20,649 ♪ YOU JUST CALL OUT MY NAME ♪ 385 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:25,020 ♪ AND YOU KNOW, WHEREVER I AM ♪ 386 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,256 ♪ I'LL COME RUNNING ♪ 387 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,358 ♪ OH, YEAH, BABY ♪ 388 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,383 ♪ TO SEE YOU AGAIN ♪ 28658

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